Hang on, I just realized something: The three thieves in this movie are named Harry, Sam and Marv. Sam was killed during the heist, leaving only Harry and Marv. Was High School Big Shot secretly a prequel to the Home Alone movies this whole time?!? EDIT: Maybe they call themselves the Wet Bandits because they ended up losing the heisted money in the water.
You know, this movie could have been pretty good if the class had been about Macbeth, Lear, or any of like 10 other classical masterpieces that feature a lead female manipulating the male to drive the plot. Just keep alluding to the play and the screenplay writes itself. Shakespeare adapts particularly well to high school drama already: R&J and Othello in notable modern films. Oh well.
There’s also “Ten Things I Hate About You,” an early 2000’s adaptation of Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew” starring a young Heath Ledger and Julia Styles from the Bourne movies.
He FINALLY saw who she really was, but fortunately was holding a gun that was still mostly loaded while reality crashed down upon him. I'm surprised Marv didn't take the gun from him and shoot Betty few times too.
He just HAD to be a big shot, didn't he? Had to open up his mouth all his friends were so knocked out Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in If you know when to leave it alone, but he had to have the last word, last night Had to have the front page, bold type Had to be a big shot last night (Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa who-oo-oo-oo-ah) (Oh Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa)
@@jonathanbethards3689 - So lemme get this straight: YOU can't spell, even with the internet at your fingertips, and I'M the bad guy? Nice logic, peabody.
I know Betty is supposed to be the villain of this movie, but honestly... She didn't ask Marv to write her paper; he volunteered to do that. Yeah, that's what she wanted, but he came up with that on his own. Plus, when she tells Vince that if it was a choice between marrying him and money, she'd take the money, that actually makes sense to me. I mean, if you don't love someone enough to make sacrifices for them, there's no point in pretending that you do. Plus, after she's proven to be a manipulative and untrustworthy person who never even liked Marv, he STILL tries to woo her by STEALING A MILLION DOLLARS. Really, it just makes Marv seem really shallow and already pretty messed up. Yeah, Betty's a bad person, but Marv's problems are entirely of his own making. Except the suicidal dad thing. Not much Marv could really do about that.
You alright, Wiley (wwwilly!! Can you imagine a world w/o paper??) Id love to send you some of my music playlists after checkin out some of yours, should you be interested 🤷🏻♂️?
Okay, yeah I see that you have some music playlists on your channel, so I'll check them out sometime soon. A lot of people don't take full advantage of playlist features on UA-cam, so I'm glad to find others who have some.
Hang on, I just realized something:
The three thieves in this movie are named Harry, Sam and Marv.
Sam was killed during the heist, leaving only Harry and Marv.
Was High School Big Shot secretly a prequel to the Home Alone movies this whole time?!?
EDIT: Maybe they call themselves the Wet Bandits because they ended up losing the heisted money in the water.
Didn’t John Williams score both films?
22:10 - this ending is exactly like RESERVOIR DOGS. Only not good.
The most depressing movie showed on MST3K.
I don't know; it has to compete with "Red Zone Cuba." Call it a draw, maybe.
You know, this movie could have been pretty good if the class had been about Macbeth, Lear, or any of like 10 other classical masterpieces that feature a lead female manipulating the male to drive the plot. Just keep alluding to the play and the screenplay writes itself. Shakespeare adapts particularly well to high school drama already: R&J and Othello in notable modern films. Oh well.
One of the more intelligent comments made on YT. Makes me wish I knew more about Shakespeare.
There’s also “Ten Things I Hate About You,” an early 2000’s adaptation of Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew” starring a young Heath Ledger and Julia Styles from the Bourne movies.
You are PRESUMING that the screenwriters have read Shakespeare, or any classic literature at all, or any books at all. Or know how to read.
Marv has Steven Tyler lips....lol
🤤 Dang!! Vince hit Sam with only 1 bullet, but he emptied the gun on Betty! Wow!!
He FINALLY saw who she really was, but fortunately was holding a gun that was still mostly loaded while reality crashed down upon him. I'm surprised Marv didn't take the gun from him and shoot Betty few times too.
@@wileyschmitt
😂😂😂
I’m surprised he didn’t reload and shoot her some more
"you were just using me?"
Ding ding ding ding!
He just HAD to be a big shot, didn't he?
Had to open up his mouth
all his friends were so knocked out
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone,
but he had to have the last word, last night
Had to have the front page, bold type
Had to be a big shot last night
(Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa who-oo-oo-oo-ah)
(Oh Oh Oh whoa whoa oh, Oh Oh whoa)
I love Bob Seger!
@@PatTheBatmanFan
It’s from a Billy Joel song.
Dr. Zaeus, Dr. Zaeus! Dr. Zaeus, Dr. Zaeus! Oh-oh-oh Dr. Zaeus!!
You spelled it wrong five times.
@@jondunmore4268 you seem like a really fun person to be around
@@jonathanbethards3689 - So lemme get this straight: YOU can't spell, even with the internet at your fingertips, and I'M the bad guy? Nice logic, peabody.
Are guys really that gullible? Just a kiss? Where was this guy when I was in school?!
We were there!
He was in the future schmucks of America 🇺🇸
Might as well have Mitchell as a Dad
Harry and the Bean-Eater had small roles in another motion picture released in the same year, 1959: "North by Northwest."
So, the moral of the story is don’t trust people, especially family and women? Is that it?
I laughed too hard at the "you have pimples, oxycute them!"
“I won’t live through the day, thanks” 🤣
I know Betty is supposed to be the villain of this movie, but honestly... She didn't ask Marv to write her paper; he volunteered to do that. Yeah, that's what she wanted, but he came up with that on his own. Plus, when she tells Vince that if it was a choice between marrying him and money, she'd take the money, that actually makes sense to me. I mean, if you don't love someone enough to make sacrifices for them, there's no point in pretending that you do. Plus, after she's proven to be a manipulative and untrustworthy person who never even liked Marv, he STILL tries to woo her by STEALING A MILLION DOLLARS. Really, it just makes Marv seem really shallow and already pretty messed up.
Yeah, Betty's a bad person, but Marv's problems are entirely of his own making.
Except the suicidal dad thing. Not much Marv could really do about that.
Marv could've stolen a million dollars for dad. And bought him some hookers.
The moral of the story is don’t be a simp.
When I touch her I turn to wood....oh that could be taken oh so many ways 🎶😌
Sex for term papers
Poetry
John Denver in "Oh, God! (the Prequel)."
Settle down for 75 dollars a week
...78?! ....80?!
For some reason I read playlist as prayer list.
19:00-- funniest moment in MST3K history
She's great isn't she.
Richard Dawson!
Fred Sanford!
Excellent.
This high school appears to be full of 45 year old students. Must be in Alabama. 😂
Does drool bother you?
You alright, Wiley (wwwilly!! Can you imagine a world w/o paper??)
Id love to send you some of my music playlists after checkin out some of yours, should you be interested 🤷🏻♂️?
Okay, yeah I see that you have some music playlists on your channel, so I'll check them out sometime soon. A lot of people don't take full advantage of playlist features on UA-cam, so I'm glad to find others who have some.
Hello new dads!
What would you at home do?
17:43 - 17:45 21:19 - 21:20
All this unnecessary nonsense over a woman 😂😂😂😂 Dummy of the Century 😂😂😂😂😂
1950's simps.
Most movies use the same device: all this unnecessary nonsense over a woman.