Follow this guys advice and you might end up in jail

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  • @user-jt7bu1bh7q
    @user-jt7bu1bh7q Рік тому +5842

    I followed his advice and now I got free food, free housing, a gym, and roommates in orange suits(orange is my favorite color)

    • @cordova2593
      @cordova2593 Рік тому +810

      Bro in prizzon

    • @valentino_cp6993
      @valentino_cp6993 Рік тому +195

      @@cordova2593 dawgg😭😭😭

    • @wilfridekoue1405
      @wilfridekoue1405 Рік тому +273

      Don't forget free pleasure but the butt does hurt for a long time

    • @RagnarLoudpak
      @RagnarLoudpak Рік тому +51

      That’s the new black

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard Рік тому +44

      And some free jobs! No resume or anything, you just get in there and make some money.

  • @jackbaeppler812
    @jackbaeppler812 Рік тому +3487

    this dude legitimately the most out of pocket guy ive seen in a few days

    • @SamuraiBCE
      @SamuraiBCE Рік тому +166

      ong bro, but he funny as shit

    • @mcsone_
      @mcsone_ Рік тому +9

      *15 minutes

    • @-khayri-4280
      @-khayri-4280 Рік тому +1

      only in a few days? how many out of pocket niggas do u run into 💀

    • @jackbaeppler812
      @jackbaeppler812 Рік тому +32

      @@-khayri-4280 lets just say living in the hood of Cleveland I see a lot

    • @warmuzi4240
      @warmuzi4240 Рік тому +39

      FEW DAYS?!?!

  • @RockstarTy
    @RockstarTy Рік тому +769

    “You immediately need to roll the window up around they neck”🤣

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Рік тому +707

    The problem with this guy is that he seems like he's supposed to be satirical but everything is so specific and detailed that it doesn't seem like satire.

    • @thedriver3052
      @thedriver3052 Рік тому +5

      It made me wanna do Tik tok

    • @nathaniel6958
      @nathaniel6958 Рік тому +28

      Lmaooo if you actually think this you need help shorti

    • @everythingbuzzcityEBC
      @everythingbuzzcityEBC Рік тому +46

      If you think this isn’t satire delete social media.

    • @gelo888
      @gelo888 Рік тому +21

      @@everythingbuzzcityEBC guy believes everything he sees on the internet as long as they say it with a straight face 😭😭😭

    • @jusbetter7634
      @jusbetter7634 Рік тому +12

      Me when i specifically point out knowing its satire but people think im assuming its not satire because im commending how in character he is.

  • @jayue
    @jayue Рік тому +535

    theres two types of ppl who recieve this advice, you either cuff a baddie or u get life in prison 😭😭😭

    • @meandmycharlie9342
      @meandmycharlie9342 Рік тому +8

      😂

    • @shimmyturner4489
      @shimmyturner4489 Рік тому +60

      A girl down for u enough she'll let u do this this why he say consent

    • @AthiusOnTop
      @AthiusOnTop Рік тому +7

      Pretty sure he got one for the second type

    • @metroboonk5961
      @metroboonk5961 Рік тому +24

      @@AthiusOnTop bro the lebron james is def 100% the second type if you do it wrong

    • @AthiusOnTop
      @AthiusOnTop Рік тому

      @@metroboonk5961 fr

  • @SnowsHusband
    @SnowsHusband Рік тому +1483

    Max when he gets older 💀💀

  • @vexzo2818
    @vexzo2818 Рік тому +827

    Max always hitting with the content

    • @xavionshelton7536
      @xavionshelton7536 Рік тому +1

      fax

    • @reek1939
      @reek1939 Рік тому +6

      Glazing

    • @vexzo2818
      @vexzo2818 Рік тому +16

      @@reek1939 how tf am I glazing when you obv like the content too since you’re here

    • @angelm2934
      @angelm2934 Рік тому

      @@reek1939 u commented dis like 20 times nigga u a omega meat munching warrior

    • @jayrxacts
      @jayrxacts Рік тому

      @@reek1939 niggas call anything glazing

  • @lunamendez258
    @lunamendez258 Рік тому +511

    this is actually the funniest video I've seen in ages

    • @joshuathomas2653
      @joshuathomas2653 Рік тому +34

      This shit had me crying. It’s the way he says it so calm and regular

    • @ceekerrr8748
      @ceekerrr8748 Рік тому +3

      Stg 😭😭

    • @Wordtomybook
      @Wordtomybook Рік тому +2

      @@joshuathomas2653 frll lmaoooo

  • @wilsonmaverick1358
    @wilsonmaverick1358 Рік тому +621

    when he somehow invent a way to adolf hit a bitch is where i draw the line

    • @Mooker999
      @Mooker999 Рік тому +8

      💀💀

    • @ItzIzzyMizzy
      @ItzIzzyMizzy Рік тому

      first, you gotta make sure that bitch sleep, then you gotta put on a gas mask and turn on a smoke machine. Once you cant see anymore, you wanna jump on her, and nut on her face. You just gassed the bitch and shot her in the head. Game is game.

    • @yskmwest8534
      @yskmwest8534 Рік тому +101

      For this one consent is negotiable

    • @SheikhIbnKakarot
      @SheikhIbnKakarot Рік тому +68

      @@yskmwest8534 optional but recommended 💀

    • @jonathangeorge601
      @jonathangeorge601 Рік тому +1

      @@SheikhIbnKakarot gotta get that nut coming from the ceiling like a gas chamber

  • @Ijustdiditonthem
    @Ijustdiditonthem 7 місяців тому +685

    Who’s here after bro got arrested

  • @carabondish
    @carabondish Рік тому +295

    level 1 and 2 sex moves, no consent is needed
    level 3: consent is negotiable
    level 4-5 : consent is necessary ☠☠☠☠☠☠

    • @woke.huncho
      @woke.huncho Рік тому +35

      level 6-8 consent is required

    • @banksta_
      @banksta_ Рік тому +13

      @@woke.huncho nah you require his consent, not the woman

    • @Lifeofluhbrian42
      @Lifeofluhbrian42 Рік тому +16

      Level 9-10 consent is mandatory

    • @carabondish
      @carabondish Рік тому +22

      @@Lifeofluhbrian42 nah that shit doesnt exist, the limit is the legendary level 6 sex move

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 Рік тому

      Levels 6-8 consent gotta damnnear be televised otherwise nobody'll believe that bitch actually let you do that 😂😂

  • @johnnysins7872
    @johnnysins7872 Рік тому +310

    If max got him on stream that would be crazy.

  • @JuniorBetrayal
    @JuniorBetrayal Рік тому +6507

    Dear parents, just because your child is smiling at their phone, doesn't mean they have boyfriend or girlfriend, they are just watching this masterpiece.

  • @nerphu
    @nerphu Рік тому +461

    max is my favorite 4'3 short king viking soldier twitch streamer

    • @reek1939
      @reek1939 Рік тому +22

      Glazing

    • @wrr719
      @wrr719 Рік тому +6

      real

    • @donquaviousbonquequedillydally
      @donquaviousbonquequedillydally Рік тому

      fr, same, he always makes me nut although i may not watch his streams that much i still love him and i always nut all over the screen when i see him

    • @thelocalg525
      @thelocalg525 Рік тому

      Ncncncn

  • @thetarr2
    @thetarr2 Рік тому +38

    i love how quickly max's chat goes from "wtf is this guy talking about" to "GAME IS GAME 🔥🔥🔥"

  • @datguyblack
    @datguyblack 7 місяців тому +82

    This video aged well💀

  • @TrolledAhtJay
    @TrolledAhtJay 7 місяців тому +53

    Video aged crazyy

  • @vegetagod7047
    @vegetagod7047 Рік тому +154

    Hes gotta be a comedian 😂😂😂😂 cause there’s actually no way , I was crying all vid

  • @xfzb
    @xfzb Рік тому +42

    "One man's rizz is another man's harassment."

  • @cisco8994
    @cisco8994 Рік тому +139

    i lost it at the angry dragon ☠️

  • @King_Amerr
    @King_Amerr Рік тому +79

    Best Streamer Rn

  • @KaiisEgo
    @KaiisEgo Рік тому +86

    When a guy is receiving:
    “Your Body your Choice”
    When a girl is receiving:
    “Assuming Consent is given…”

  • @thalab5798
    @thalab5798 Рік тому +77

    Ts got me crying laughing bruh 😭😭😭

  • @Gliztard
    @Gliztard Рік тому +31

    IM SO GLAD THIS MAX FINALLY REACTED TO HIM

  • @scorborus9958
    @scorborus9958 Рік тому +17

    Max is growing so fast, have been subscribed since this guy had 80k subs, he almost at 700k in a few months. He a legend fr

  • @madiyinabatnah2258
    @madiyinabatnah2258 Рік тому +47

    This man is answering questions not even Google could solve 😂😂😂😂

  • @j1thegod
    @j1thegod Рік тому +2

    The way homie went from skeptical at first trying to downplay him to “this niggas hilarious”. I know he actively look out for dudes content to this day😂

  • @samesamv1472
    @samesamv1472 Рік тому +20

    I appreciate the brotha for bringing back comedy. This is what comedy looks like, when you're not sure if the guy is serious or not 👌👌👌 I really thought comedy died along with the pandemic. Protect this dude 👊👊👊

  • @chebarthompson4030
    @chebarthompson4030 Рік тому +98

    You got to be a lunatic to come up with these techniques 😂😂

  • @adama2292
    @adama2292 Рік тому +36

    OG follower of lifeandscars, he's lowkey a parental figure at that point

  • @Shmiltt
    @Shmiltt 7 місяців тому +13

    max predicted ts fr😂

  • @YexaMusiq
    @YexaMusiq Рік тому +22

    bro is teaching his intrusive thoughts

  • @amiablekangaroo9934
    @amiablekangaroo9934 2 місяці тому +7

    🕊🕊🕊The man is dead, but the game lives on. Game is game, RIP 💔💔💔

    • @Karo-vb4zb
      @Karo-vb4zb 16 днів тому

      He’s alive. He’s in jail though he faked his death.

  • @stana3spa
    @stana3spa Рік тому +7

    I feel like that dude the uncle talking abt random shi to the kids at the cookouts when the kids just tryna chill😭

  • @xguizax
    @xguizax Рік тому +68

    watching this live was even funnier 😭💀 so much cut off

    • @stevenarana1217
      @stevenarana1217 Рік тому +2

      When was this stream? I would like to watch it rn

  • @WessJess
    @WessJess Рік тому +38

    He should do more reactions on this guy hes funny asf and he spittin.

  • @definitelynotbrendon
    @definitelynotbrendon Рік тому +36

    Now this guy is a chef, let him cook

  • @Marquan_Hendrix
    @Marquan_Hendrix Рік тому +12

    Bro said twist until you learn your lesson😂😂😂😂

  • @Prozac4real
    @Prozac4real Рік тому +3

    “How you get yo a$$ aye like like ya daddy did”😂😂😆 WHATTT!?!

  • @victorpham8426
    @victorpham8426 Рік тому +26

    how can bro say that with a straight face

  • @Gen5g23
    @Gen5g23 Рік тому +3

    Everytime you said okay this could be good advice it got worse 😂😂 bro I was on the floor laughing the whole video u just got a sub

  • @getarplayer5958
    @getarplayer5958 Рік тому +42

    this had me in tears

  • @Roshawnnn
    @Roshawnnn Рік тому +9

    Might be the funniest TikTok I seen

  • @obexical
    @obexical Рік тому +19

    bro might as well say “jail is jail”💀

  • @chicochris3062
    @chicochris3062 Рік тому +6

    This man funny asf I always be sending his vids to the GC

  • @spectredeadgaming7874
    @spectredeadgaming7874 7 місяців тому +9

    Well breaking news, guess who in jail

  • @prod.halfnhalf
    @prod.halfnhalf Рік тому +2

    10:43 “imma try dis” 💀

  • @vigilant2828
    @vigilant2828 Рік тому +5

    90% if what this Nigga says is gonna out you on a watchlist the other bit actually solid advice

  • @Lilfuct
    @Lilfuct Рік тому +85

    “What is a bowel movement?” Gotta love American public education

    • @whatchulookinat-_-9693
      @whatchulookinat-_-9693 Рік тому

      Nah people are just dumb

    • @digitalwvy
      @digitalwvy Рік тому +1

      🤓

    • @cosmaaa
      @cosmaaa Рік тому +8

      @@digitalwvy stay mad

    • @Steezealways
      @Steezealways Рік тому +13

      @@digitalwvy it's nerdy to know how your body works?, wtf do you believe that we're still Cavemen too?

    • @germanchacon9992
      @germanchacon9992 Рік тому

      @@Steezealways facts bro these kids stupid asf😂

  • @Acheron666
    @Acheron666 Рік тому +1

    Bro is a legend 🤣🤣
    Funniest dude I’ve seen online in a while

  • @stana3spa
    @stana3spa Рік тому

    6:08 just like spiderman🗣‼️😭

  • @Walmart_bag199
    @Walmart_bag199 5 місяців тому +7

    Anyone here after he learned how to Mike Tyson a bih

  • @WRLDOfSad
    @WRLDOfSad 3 місяці тому +1

    15:15 that part always gets me too

  • @liiam7302
    @liiam7302 Рік тому +3

    he said "assume you got consent" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ru1ii1i
    @ru1ii1i Рік тому +17

    I was crying so many times throughout this video 💀

  • @ballgms308
    @ballgms308 Рік тому +3

    Man’s obviously joking with that consent ish. Dude is wild though has me rolling

  • @everythingbuzzcityEBC
    @everythingbuzzcityEBC Рік тому +3

    “I’m gonna try this”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zanemaurera3727
    @zanemaurera3727 Рік тому

    Yo max I watched a lot of these vids but yo reactions make it feel like a new experience 😂😂

  • @swaggigadrill6459
    @swaggigadrill6459 Рік тому +5

    W vid max the testicuzzi one is🔥🔥

  • @charleswilliamwilkerbottom
    @charleswilliamwilkerbottom Рік тому +6

    Even if you go to jail, game is game

  • @samborninmay
    @samborninmay Рік тому +3

    Damn, im early as hell, Max only puts out bangers. 5$tar forever 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @womanizer7544
    @womanizer7544 Рік тому +4

    He's the definition of the Gaslight kings 😂

  • @JonathanMiller-h9o
    @JonathanMiller-h9o 26 днів тому +1

    15:15 bro started choking

  • @TeemsNXT
    @TeemsNXT Рік тому +1

    I’ve been watching u for a little while man and u funny fr I just subscribed

  • @gi-joe_510CA
    @gi-joe_510CA Рік тому +2

    8:15 facts!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @27xmay
    @27xmay Рік тому +3

    13:00 WHAT WAS THAY NOISE IN MAX BACKROIND

  • @Valoprionicaprosctationthet
    @Valoprionicaprosctationthet 5 місяців тому

    This is the hardest i have ever laughed to a video. He's a Goat

  • @BradyDoesntMiss
    @BradyDoesntMiss Рік тому +1

    I love that everything ends with “the bitch” or “this bitch”

  • @2rottenburgers
    @2rottenburgers Рік тому +2

    15:08 this dudes laugh bro

  • @intensefactswithfox
    @intensefactswithfox Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the useful info

  • @jolynegoat
    @jolynegoat Рік тому +4

    11:39 HOLD AWN LET HIM COOK

  • @NIGHTST4R
    @NIGHTST4R Рік тому +2

    bro wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MystTropical
    @MystTropical 2 місяці тому +6

    RIP game is game 🙏

    • @Karo-vb4zb
      @Karo-vb4zb 16 днів тому

      He fakes his death. He’s in jail right now.

  • @madbro1520
    @madbro1520 Рік тому +1

    nah consent is flexible the wildest shit i heard in a minute

  • @YeetIsHere
    @YeetIsHere Рік тому +1

    Bro I love this dude fr

  • @jayrxacts
    @jayrxacts Рік тому +2

    NAH WTFF 😭 the first thing he said was already wild

  • @kadthedreamer
    @kadthedreamer Рік тому +2

    BABY FACE ASSASSIN nahhh that's fucking gold

  • @nifeshoyinka4336
    @nifeshoyinka4336 Рік тому +2

    Bro really rounded out his move set with all these moves 😭😭

  • @coppersevennn763
    @coppersevennn763 Рік тому +1

  • @KawhiLowry
    @KawhiLowry Рік тому +5

    I love using this advice on Maxy Poo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @cadeharrison5993
    @cadeharrison5993 Рік тому

    this man the definition of "let him cook"

  • @biggdogg_1795
    @biggdogg_1795 Рік тому +3

    him and gaws gotta link up

  • @nasierbrown9183
    @nasierbrown9183 Рік тому +2

    Bro said knock her off the toilet 😂

  • @tar375
    @tar375 Рік тому +2

    bro is the real life glenn quagmire

  • @QuanBaby43G
    @QuanBaby43G Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣broooo first 10 seconds wiiiiild

  • @AmorksV777
    @AmorksV777 Рік тому +3

    bro is black quagmire 💀💀💀

  • @BasicRock123
    @BasicRock123 Рік тому +2

    Let's goooo I followed in his advice I got a free room and it comes with a gym and a roommate!

  • @livingincreation
    @livingincreation Рік тому

    8:29 yo this is a real tip I’ve told my homies this same shit before he’s spitting fax 🔥 game is game

  • @lololoolol9646
    @lololoolol9646 Рік тому +6

    5:40 had me weak😂😂😂

  • @Dreamington.Dukester
    @Dreamington.Dukester Рік тому +1

    I’ve been watching for a while, this is what made me sub tho, this…. This is amazing. I’m in for the long hall🤣🤣

  • @Z4hVi
    @Z4hVi Рік тому

    Favorite streamer rn

  • @Jjgamingclips
    @Jjgamingclips Рік тому +1

    0:22 so accurate

  • @RrTrue-v2u
    @RrTrue-v2u Рік тому +2

    Why does the chat only laugh when max laughs 🤦‍♂️

  • @gloclipp
    @gloclipp Рік тому +4

    why he look like the older version of gaws😭

  • @Lnb_Elemental
    @Lnb_Elemental Рік тому +2

    how does he say this stuff with a straight face😭😭😭☠️

  • @JakellyYT
    @JakellyYT Рік тому

    keep that shii in motion gng!🖤

  • @felipegarcia847
    @felipegarcia847 Рік тому +1

    13:41 nahh that’s wild 😂

  • @Pynss
    @Pynss Рік тому

    bro i love this guy

  • @marinach659
    @marinach659 Рік тому

    instruction unclear, she called the police

  • @kobepaxk
    @kobepaxk Рік тому +4

    he genuinely gives good advice for those situations tho😭