MATCH STATS: 1. Highest number of eliminations - Lisa (4) 2. Longest duration in ring - Scarlett (17 mins 4 seconds) 3. Shortest duration in ring - Nova (19 seconds 💀💀) 4. Quickest to eliminating someone after entering - Megan (12 seconds after entering) 5. Most amount of people in the ring at one time - 6 people (Blu, Lymp, Char, Head, Luxeria, Scarlett) 6. Least number of people in the ring at one time - Scarlett on her own 7. Biggest Surprise - Charmaine lasting the third longest in the ring without having a cig break
Do you ever just stop and think 'I just spent an hour plus of my Sunday night watching a drag queen/D-list celebrity Royal Rumble'? And then realise it's one of the best things you've done the whole weekend! Loved it, and the ending was so good too.
I have to give props where it's due. This has been the most entertaining thing in 2024. I'm crying from laughter. This *has* to become a yearly thing. Thank you for making all these wonderful ladies so perfectly.
This entire experience was hysterical, but I truly lost it at 23:45 when Glennda threw herself at nothing, shame that Nicky's entrance distracted the girls because they didn't even notice lol
Entry Eliminated by 1 Anubis Mary Portas 2 Oba Genes Anubis 3 Polly Tickle Anubis 4 Mary Portas Cilla Black 5 Charlotte Tilbury Lord MacLean 6 Flick von Doe Mary Portas 7 Cilla Black Charlotte Tilbury 8 Alex Polizzi Scarlett Harlett 9 Lord Maclean Stephanie Bangstrode 10 Glennda Alex Polizzi 11 Nicky Hamilton-Jones Scarlett Harlett 12 Scarlett Harlett Kim 13 Roly Scarlett Harlett 14 Stephanie Bangstrode Roly 15 Olympia Luxeria 16 Head Luxeria 17 Luxeria Charmane 18 Charmaine Autumn Niamh 19 Blu Hydrangea Luxeria 20 Kim Lisa Scott-Lee 21 Autumn Niamh Lisa Scott-Lee 22 Lisa Scott-Lee Megan 23 Nova Kim 24 Malena Ernman Lisa Scott-Lee 25 The Oh What Lady Lisa Scott-Lee 26 Kat Winner 27 Kath Day-Knight Kat 28 Mrs Crocombe Kat 29 Megan Kat/Dita 30 Dita Kat
I spent the whole video waiting for Dita to appear and really thought that she wasn't going to...how utterly perfect that Dita rigged it so she would be last....and then lost anyway. Excellent work. One of the best videos on the internet. Cannot wait for next year.
This is modern Dadaism at its finest. The number of entrants I SCREAMED at when they appeared, and that poor entrant who didn’t even get a chance. (You know the one, but no spoilers.) This is the slice of absurdity we didn’t expect, but are we ever pleased by it. 🎉🎉🎉
as someone who has played these games myself I'm really impressed with how you've made all these queens and TV personalities, I know how in depth the process of making their faces alone goes (and how tedious it can be) you deserve a round of applause for all the work and time it must've taken to make them and the Novympia arena 👏👏👏
What I wouldn't give for a full stats breakdown on this! Like who lasted the longest, who eliminated the most wrestlers, etc etc. Also, I think I may have literally laughed myself sick at Nova's elimination. I laughed SO hard that I feel genuinely unwell after! I didn't even know that was possible! I really do hope this becomes annual, because that was fantastic.
This was just so unbelievable, the reveal of the final fighter, the twists throughout, the characters as of yet never given a physical appearance, Head!
@@Novympia Nova I haven't heard the expression front bumb in almost 30 years. I thought my 4 year old daughter coined the phrase when she proudly announced that she had one :-) :-) :-)
I was going to pick Luxeria to win this, but I have watched enough Novympia games and events to know that Char is just a winner, so I am riding with her to win.
This was brilliant!! I can't believe we had to wait that long for the Janx!! Luxeria was a beast. I laughed so hard at Cilla and Roly's entrances. Nova is obviously a lover, not a fighter. Well done, Cabaret Kat, a very deserved win.
Even though it’s all luck and you couldn’t have predicted it, this was structured PERFECTLY. Every contestant has an arc befitting their character, perfect winner and perfect final villain.
Oh this is great fun! Maybe add the versions of Nova and Olympia from the furniture video? Nova could have a secret power with her forehead jewel, and Olympias secret power would be, of course, her ability to impersonate furniture, surprising everyone with her power lamp move❤❤
This was so exciting. Each time the count down came up to announce a new contender, my heart raced. And that final contender was the absolute best surprise. Great video
I Love WWE ! And what's your opinion on the thanksgiving matches where they throw and fight with whole roast turkeys and smash them. Such as: The New Day x The Bar (thanksgiving smackdown) Someone upset while others say: perfect, their show, money and turkeys and they can do with them whatever. What do you think?
@vojtechkaspar4680 Hey! I'm sorry, I don't watch WWE anymore. I watch AEW so I haven't seen the match you speak of. Food fights are always fun though. I love it when Wrestling gets a bit silly. I have "food waste" issues but that's too much of a broad a large convo to get into haha But yay! Wrestling fan! I did see that Xavier is currently mad at Kofi 👀 Heading for a split?
This was so fun and exciting to watch, not to mention iconic and hilarious, and the models all looked so much like the actual people! So excited for this to be an annual competition lol!
This is so creative and entertaining and such a treat for long-time Novympia watchers. We have all characters 😂❤ Now imagine a Novympics 2 with most of this cast 😳 🤞
Loved channel and loved WWE. And what's your opinion on the thanksgiving matches where they throw and fight with whole roast turkeys and smash them. Such as: The New Day x The Bar (thanksgiving smackdown) Someone upset while others say: perfect, their show, money and turkeys and they can do with them whatever. What do you think?
Honestly! I feel so spoiled having my worlds colliding like this. The Dead Meat RR’s have been some of my most rewatched UA-cam videos and now I get to add Novympia ones into the rotation!
Man what an experience!😂 Loved watching the live premier with everyone ❤😊. Kudos on all the work that went behind this! Watching some of it's creation in real time over on twitch was so much fun in and of itself. Months in the making... A round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 I'd love if this became a tradition.❤
I LOVED this. Would you consider a patreon exclusive REMATCH? I can't tell you how exciting it was to see each person come up... I SCREAMED when Stephanie Bangstrode (BANGSTRODE?!) came up. What a fucking hoot this was - love you gals!!!!
I love that I can legitimately now say "Oh its Mrs Crocombe with the Turbot off the top rope!" This is one of the best videos you all have ever done... no question....i got so anxious at the end!
This was way more entertaining than it had any business being 😂 I love it, must have taken ages to set up 💜 Olympia and Char especially look so lifelike flailing around 😂
💻 Go to surfshark.com/novympia for 4 extra months of Surfshark at an unbeatable price! 💻
This is the most obscene video you’ve ever made
MATCH STATS:
1. Highest number of eliminations - Lisa (4)
2. Longest duration in ring - Scarlett (17 mins 4 seconds)
3. Shortest duration in ring - Nova (19 seconds 💀💀)
4. Quickest to eliminating someone after entering - Megan (12 seconds after entering)
5. Most amount of people in the ring at one time - 6 people (Blu, Lymp, Char, Head, Luxeria, Scarlett)
6. Least number of people in the ring at one time - Scarlett on her own
7. Biggest Surprise - Charmaine lasting the third longest in the ring without having a cig break
Loved the breakdown. Thank you for the stats.
I was thinking it would be cool to see the breakdown from this match. You’re doing God’s work 👏🏽
I was literally just saying I'd love to see the stats! Thank you 😂
Appreciate this so much!
Do you ever just stop and think 'I just spent an hour plus of my Sunday night watching a drag queen/D-list celebrity Royal Rumble'? And then realise it's one of the best things you've done the whole weekend! Loved it, and the ending was so good too.
I have to give props where it's due. This has been the most entertaining thing in 2024. I'm crying from laughter. This *has* to become a yearly thing. Thank you for making all these wonderful ladies so perfectly.
Thanks, puffin! 🥰
Absolutely ❤❤❤and very kind of you ❤❤😊😊
Yes, agreed this needs to be a annual thing.
I've had farts go on longer than Nova was in the ring 😂
So has Kim. Especially on that cabbage diet.
@@Chappy523 a cabbage diet? That sounds noice. And what does that pacifically entail?
@@typsom It's very similar to the ozone diet that Courtney Loves-Cox is on.
@@Chappy523 I'll give it a go because I'm very proud of how I look. Yes, I am high maintenance, but I think you gotta be.
I can't wait for Kat's Royal Rumble Diaries.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING this is AMAZING
Nova came with so many hard hitting moves and arguably the best look and hair. Went like a flash. Honestly, iconic.
i think she literally got like 2 moves in before being bruce lee kicked into the shadow realm
@@jj-vu5ov She couldn't be ars-ed 😂
Can't wait for Kat's wrestling Diaries
Do do do do do do dooo
🎺
This entire experience was hysterical, but I truly lost it at 23:45 when Glennda threw herself at nothing, shame that Nicky's entrance distracted the girls because they didn't even notice lol
omg 😂😂😂😂
You were a beast, Lux!! 😂😂 I was rooting for you.
I was team #girlywigs all the way!❤
And I’d do it again 😏💕🎀
I was half expecting Oprah to appear. Ofcourse entering the ring with a...
"Here we go🎶"
Entry Eliminated by
1 Anubis Mary Portas
2 Oba Genes Anubis
3 Polly Tickle Anubis
4 Mary Portas Cilla Black
5 Charlotte Tilbury Lord MacLean
6 Flick von Doe Mary Portas
7 Cilla Black Charlotte Tilbury
8 Alex Polizzi Scarlett Harlett
9 Lord Maclean Stephanie Bangstrode
10 Glennda Alex Polizzi
11 Nicky Hamilton-Jones Scarlett Harlett
12 Scarlett Harlett Kim
13 Roly Scarlett Harlett
14 Stephanie Bangstrode Roly
15 Olympia Luxeria
16 Head Luxeria
17 Luxeria Charmane
18 Charmaine Autumn Niamh
19 Blu Hydrangea Luxeria
20 Kim Lisa Scott-Lee
21 Autumn Niamh Lisa Scott-Lee
22 Lisa Scott-Lee Megan
23 Nova Kim
24 Malena Ernman Lisa Scott-Lee
25 The Oh What Lady Lisa Scott-Lee
26 Kat Winner
27 Kath Day-Knight Kat
28 Mrs Crocombe Kat
29 Megan Kat/Dita
30 Dita Kat
I spent the whole video waiting for Dita to appear and really thought that she wasn't going to...how utterly perfect that Dita rigged it so she would be last....and then lost anyway. Excellent work. One of the best videos on the internet. Cannot wait for next year.
The actual attention to detail and accuracy to every one of these characters is impeccable 😂
need to see "the hotel is fabulous" in the next edition
This is modern Dadaism at its finest. The number of entrants I SCREAMED at when they appeared, and that poor entrant who didn’t even get a chance. (You know the one, but no spoilers.) This is the slice of absurdity we didn’t expect, but are we ever pleased by it. 🎉🎉🎉
Someone holding up a sign saying "Oh WHAAAAAAT" immediately after Megan is thrown out is peak comedy
I literally never laughed louder than when Nova was eliminated instantly 😂😂😂
I gasped!
Nova making a fabulous entrance then getting eliminated immediately is the most Nova thing that ever happened.
I kept on repeating onto the moment nova gets eliminated and I haven't laughed so hard in a long while!!! absolute class of a video!!
as someone who has played these games myself I'm really impressed with how you've made all these queens and TV personalities, I know how in depth the process of making their faces alone goes (and how tedious it can be) you deserve a round of applause for all the work and time it must've taken to make them and the Novympia arena 👏👏👏
What I wouldn't give for a full stats breakdown on this! Like who lasted the longest, who eliminated the most wrestlers, etc etc. Also, I think I may have literally laughed myself sick at Nova's elimination. I laughed SO hard that I feel genuinely unwell after! I didn't even know that was possible! I really do hope this becomes annual, because that was fantastic.
Entrances
1. Anubis - 3:46
2. Oba Gines - 4:30
3. Polly Tickle - 7:00
4. Mary Portas - 9:10
5. Charlotte Tilbury - 10:59
6. Flick Von Doe - 13:00
7. Cilla Black - 15:13
8. Alex Polizzi - 17:23
9. John Maclean - 19:29
10. Glennda - 21:45
11. Nicky Hamilton-Jones - 23:46
12. Scarlett Harlett - 25:54
13. Roly - 27:50
14. Stephanie Bangstrode - 29:46
15. Olympia - 31:33
16. Head - 33:46
17. Luxeria - 35:55
18. Charmaine - 38:13
19. Blu Hydrangea - 40:12
20. Kim - 42:22
21. Autumn Niamh - 44:30
22. Lisa Scott-Lee - 46:25
23. Nova - 48:29
24. Malena Ernman - 50:33
25. The Oh What Lady - 52:36
26. Kat - 54:42
27. Kath Day-Knight - 56:50
28. Mrs Crocombe - 58:38
29. Megan - 1:00:40
30. Dita - 1:03:03
This was just so unbelievable, the reveal of the final fighter, the twists throughout, the characters as of yet never given a physical appearance, Head!
Nova lasting 10 seconds on the ring has got to be the funniest part of this
THE BEST PART!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 49:15
Absolutely pissing myself over Cilla just laying down in the ring knickers akimbo
The customization in this game is insane, the sound that play when they come out, the makeup, cloths, yall put a ton of work into this masterpiece.
YESSSSS KATS ROYAL RUMBLE DIARIES!! We need a Kat and Megan and Char and Glenda reaction video of this. Please!!!
Olympia looks both confident and annoyed.. which I guess isn't too far off
Lmao 😂
The Nova model looks spot-on, as does Char's face, particularly the expression. Meg-Anne looks like Sarah Conor in Terminator 2.
@@Novympia Nova I haven't heard the expression front bumb in almost 30 years.
I thought my 4 year old daughter coined the phrase when she proudly announced that she had one :-) :-) :-)
The amount of work you have put into this, is incredible - absolutely GLUED to the screen from go to whoa
I love this channel. Every video I think 'wtf am I watching' but I absolutely love it. Never change please
This was incredible. Glennda’s “anywhere nice” entry killed me. I expected Kay’s entrance to be 🎶”she’s beauty and she’s grace”🎶
Mistress Raven’s entrance at the last minute made me cackle😂😂
Loving the "ohhhh WHAAAT??" signs 😂 43:36
I almost DIED watching the Annual Novympia Royal Rumble 2024!!
omg only just noticed the crowd holding pics of char and nova at 1:04:50 😆
Drag queen WWE, something I never knew I was missing in my life ❤
This is ridiculous and the most important thing I have watched this year.
Kat’s wrestling diaries!!!!! 🎶 🎶 🎶
_____ lasting an entire 25 seconds 😂😂
I was going to pick Luxeria to win this, but I have watched enough Novympia games and events to know that Char is just a winner, so I am riding with her to win.
#TeamMe 😌💕🎀
Nova lasting not even a minute had me rolling with laughter. My goodness.
This was brilliant!! I can't believe we had to wait that long for the Janx!! Luxeria was a beast. I laughed so hard at Cilla and Roly's entrances. Nova is obviously a lover, not a fighter. Well done, Cabaret Kat, a very deserved win.
The detail gone into this is so amazing
Dita vs Kat's Wrestling Diaries vs Meg-Anne Robinson is probably the greatest thing ive ever witnessed in my life.
Even though it’s all luck and you couldn’t have predicted it, this was structured PERFECTLY. Every contestant has an arc befitting their character, perfect winner and perfect final villain.
Dare I say this might be your best video yet? The editing of the intros is INSANE!
Oh this is great fun! Maybe add the versions of Nova and Olympia from the furniture video? Nova could have a secret power with her forehead jewel, and Olympias secret power would be, of course, her ability to impersonate furniture, surprising everyone with her power lamp move❤❤
this has to be one of the funniest things i've ever seen lol. i love you guys so much
49:13 Broke 5 ribs from laughing
I lost it when Head entered 😂
I literally pissed myself laughing so hard at Nova's moment. OH MY GOD. 20/10 thank you so much, I cleared my entire bladder.
Obsessed with how many times Lymp says "Turnbuckle".
This was excellent, I laughed more today than i have in a while. Thank you for this, and all the effort!
You girls are sooooo clever honestly
The way I was SO invested in this! 😂😂😂 Poor Nova...
This is a highlight of 2024! What an absolute joy to watch!
That was an excellaunt showe, thank you very much for that!
This was so exciting. Each time the count down came up to announce a new contender, my heart raced. And that final contender was the absolute best surprise. Great video
I haven't laughed so hard in a while, thank you girls!!! Somehow I got more and more invested as the battles went on...
what have you done to her? and by her I mean Nicky Hambleton Jones, what a flattering depiction 🤣🤣🤣 this made my sunday, so funny, loved it
It was SO DIFFICULT to find a decent photo of her without glasses to use for the face texture 😂😂
@@Novympia haha i wouldn't have it any other way though, my favourite entrance of the rumble, fentestic 🤣
@@Novympia Nailed it! And thanks for including Steph from Wendigo Solutions. She and Head (!) were complete surprises.
This was fantastic, cant believe how hooked i got! Look forward to next years :D
This was absolutely exceptional work👏🏻 The attention to detail in the character creation was gold. Please do this every year! A new Novympia classic🖤🖤
its kats wrestling diaries
I fricken love Wrestling 💜
Edit: Hearing "Anywhere nice?" Over the P.A popped me big time 😂😂
I Love WWE ! And what's your opinion on the thanksgiving matches where they throw and fight with whole roast turkeys and smash them. Such as: The New Day x The Bar (thanksgiving smackdown) Someone upset while others say: perfect, their show, money and turkeys and they can do with them whatever. What do you think?
@vojtechkaspar4680 Hey! I'm sorry, I don't watch WWE anymore. I watch AEW so I haven't seen the match you speak of. Food fights are always fun though. I love it when Wrestling gets a bit silly.
I have "food waste" issues but that's too much of a broad a large convo to get into haha
But yay! Wrestling fan! I did see that Xavier is currently mad at Kofi 👀 Heading for a split?
@@BexTheDestroyer So I think you would love that match with the turkeys🍗🍗if you have no problem with food fights. The wrestling is amazing.
This was so fun and exciting to watch, not to mention iconic and hilarious, and the models all looked so much like the actual people! So excited for this to be an annual competition lol!
This was so hilarious 😂 thank you for this! Number 30 had me cackling.
One of the best and funniest videos you've ever done. I was crying by the end.
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time! Damn nearly pissed myself when Nova got immediately destroyed!
I can't express how good this video is I was hooked all the way through it was so exciting 😂❤ can't wait for next year's
With the amount of time and attention to detail for this video, i hope this will lead to a WWE 2K25 sponsored video
i cant believe i just spent an hour watching this and LIVING FOR IT
Perfect thing to watch while I take my Royal Rumble
💀
Oh my god this was absolutely awesome!! I really hope you guys do this again!!
My two fav things colliding!! Couldn’t have dreamed of it 🥹
14:54 pissing myself over flick breifly dying
This is so creative and entertaining and such a treat for long-time Novympia watchers. We have all characters 😂❤
Now imagine a Novympics 2 with most of this cast 😳 🤞
This is why this is my favourite UA-cam channel ❤
Loved channel and loved WWE. And what's your opinion on the thanksgiving matches where they throw and fight with whole roast turkeys and smash them. Such as: The New Day x The Bar (thanksgiving smackdown) Someone upset while others say: perfect, their show, money and turkeys and they can do with them whatever. What do you think?
Honestly outdone yourselves - I was crying with laughter 🤣
Now I have the Dead Meat and the Novympia rumbles to look forward to!
SAME both were so good
Honestly! I feel so spoiled having my worlds colliding like this. The Dead Meat RR’s have been some of my most rewatched UA-cam videos and now I get to add Novympia ones into the rotation!
i need more immediately! this was beyond hilarious!!
BRILLIANT STUFF GIRLS!!
This is the content I subscribe for
This is amazing! I am only familiar with Wrestlers up until 2008 or so, and I am living for this!
Again what am I watching???
Nova being chucked out 😂😂😂😂😂
Man what an experience!😂 Loved watching the live premier with everyone ❤😊.
Kudos on all the work that went behind this! Watching some of it's creation in real time over on twitch was so much fun in and of itself. Months in the making... A round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏
I'd love if this became a tradition.❤
Wow this was wildly and abundantly entertaining 😭😭
The funniest entrance was "Lord" Maclean. I laughed so hard. This was such a unique idea. You HAVE to do this again next year.
I LOVED this. Would you consider a patreon exclusive REMATCH?
I can't tell you how exciting it was to see each person come up... I SCREAMED when Stephanie Bangstrode (BANGSTRODE?!) came up.
What a fucking hoot this was - love you gals!!!!
Nothing Nova did in the ring could top how fiercely stunning she looked making her entrance.
We need another match!!! This was amazing to watch!!!
Shortest times are as follows:
Steph - 48:35 seconds
Malena - 46:14 seconds
Nova - 18:57 seconds
I love that I can legitimately now say "Oh its Mrs Crocombe with the Turbot off the top rope!"
This is one of the best videos you all have ever done... no question....i got so anxious at the end!
This was way more entertaining than it had any business being 😂
I love it, must have taken ages to set up 💜
Olympia and Char especially look so lifelike flailing around 😂
This was exquisite, and i'm not saying that just because my favorite won!
We need to see Nigella and Caitlyn Dougherty next year!
haven't finished the video yet but the second Cilla entered I died 😂 now hoping for Kath & Kim to enter the fray!
I screamed when Cilla walked out. 😂