The House Possessed The Nanny? | Fact Or Fiction 11

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  • recorded on May 11th 2022
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  • @welldressedbird
    @welldressedbird 2 роки тому +329

    "it's cursed"
    "no, it's a snake" was by far the best line of the video

  • @user-xd7dt6gr8l
    @user-xd7dt6gr8l 2 роки тому +668

    I think an actor speaking in their natural accent and being called problematic for it summarizes jarvis’ stream chat 😭😭😭

    • @mariethesea3763
      @mariethesea3763 Рік тому +47

      The things I’ve seen are wild, I will never get twitch 😂

    • @BrotherlyBearsBackbone
      @BrotherlyBearsBackbone Рік тому +42

      tbh i usually just ignore the chat when i'm watching stream

    • @mewtarot
      @mewtarot Рік тому +37

      Jarvis fr needs to put his foot down with the twitch chat cause God damn....

    • @MrGowose
      @MrGowose Рік тому +35

      @@mewtarot He tries his best, you especially see it in his dhar mann bingo streams. Although, at the end of the day I doubt telling twitch chat to not get triggered at every little thing and have some common sense will actually fix anything since they clearly already lack a lot of it 😭

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Рік тому +12

      as an irish, she's either welsh or she's an american doing a terrible job at irish. based on her imdb, it's the latter

  • @luciuseclipse
    @luciuseclipse 2 роки тому +765

    For the grandma story, who was the person who would have even relayed this if it's a factual story? The nanny? She's the only one who would have known her eyes turned red. And why did any of it matter?

    • @hungry.hungry.hippos
      @hungry.hungry.hippos 2 роки тому +101

      the house submitted it, obviously

    • @casrrole
      @casrrole 2 роки тому +45

      It really bugged me so I went on a deep dive and the closest I can come to the true story behind this, is that there’s an urban legend of sorts of a creature with big red eyes and there have been many witnesses that claim the same thing. Nothing about what it might be and nothing about it being in a family’s house, but that’s the closest similar witness testimony I could find lol

    • @ragnhild2674
      @ragnhild2674 2 роки тому +51

      And that little boy was me, Jonathan Frakes.

    • @edenvirgil
      @edenvirgil Рік тому +13

      I was thinking that by ‘fact’ they meant that there was a family out there who would say this happened to them without any further proof

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Рік тому +5

      Maggie gaslight gatekeeper girl boss

  • @GanguroKonata
    @GanguroKonata 2 роки тому +630

    Jarvis: "Horsing around was right there"
    also Jarvis: *missing saying "the fact that they don't source anything in this show is Beyond Belief"*

  • @Orange-tf3bf
    @Orange-tf3bf 2 роки тому +343

    "A convenience store stays open all night for a customer from hell" is a very good setup for a comedy webtoon.

    • @twistyyfern9179
      @twistyyfern9179 2 роки тому +36

      that’s just customer service

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +18

      Okay but what about a bl of a night shift convenience worker and a demon that kept on going there because he was sacrificing something and the only store opens in 50 miles radius is that one and omg the devil forgot bleach for the sacrifice

    • @gabriellegunvik4377
      @gabriellegunvik4377 3 місяці тому +2

      Aren’t there one of the devil working at a convenience store?

  • @argo6324
    @argo6324 2 роки тому +604

    i watched this episode when i was very young when i was staying over in my grandmas house and was so terrified of the nanny with red eyes bc i thought so genuinely that it was true that i didn’t sleep properly for weeks. and when i told my dad how scared i was about the red eyes he tried to reassure me by saying that “maybe the nanny was albino” ??

  • @hydnumm9219
    @hydnumm9219 2 роки тому +365

    "Stanley Ritter, the previous owner" is easily one of the funniest things Fact Or Fiction has brought us

    • @bayonetababe9697
      @bayonetababe9697 2 роки тому +33

      Well at least Jarvis’s reaction to it was. It didn’t strike me as funny the first time it was said but then with the way it had him giggling, I couldn’t help but to start laughing myself 😂

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 2 роки тому +15

      'Stenleh Rittor, da plevious ohnor'.

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Рік тому +8

      this comment is sponsored by Stanley Ritter, the previous owner

  • @nonbinarysunset555
    @nonbinarysunset555 2 роки тому +639

    jarvis dragging his chat for the serbian "problematic accent" is both one of the funniest things hes done and also cathartic bc twitch chat kind of is weird at times

    • @sayeedkizuk5822
      @sayeedkizuk5822 2 роки тому +11

      They probably thought it was russian

    • @irishalchemy
      @irishalchemy 2 роки тому +134

      yeah, I think his twitch chat is probably my least favourite thing about Jarvis LIVE. It's nice to see him telling them off more these days!

    • @ushijimawakatoshisrighthan9568
      @ushijimawakatoshisrighthan9568 2 роки тому +23

      @@irishalchemy he has no control over that though. Like i dont think that the audience is a part of him because he tells them off but that only does so much.

    • @irishalchemy
      @irishalchemy 2 роки тому +58

      @@ushijimawakatoshisrighthan9568 obviously I mean my least favourite part of his channel, not my least favourite part of his personality...

    • @bling-tut
      @bling-tut 2 роки тому +40

      Same. His twitch chat has no chill in like the worst way.

  • @semisemicoloncolon
    @semisemicoloncolon 2 роки тому +151

    I know we all loved “Stanley Ritter, the previous owner” but my personal favorite line from this episode was “I worked on that boy for over an hour”

    • @majikmessiah
      @majikmessiah 2 роки тому +11

      Stanley Ritter, the previous owner

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Рік тому +8

      Stanley Ritter, the previous owner

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Рік тому +6

      I hope he bought him dinner

  • @awfulroffle
    @awfulroffle 2 роки тому +212

    "do you know who he is??????" "yeah, stanley ritter, the previous owner." "STANLEY RITTER, THE PREVIOUS OWNER," don't worry jarvis i found this just as funny as you did. god

    • @gj5748
      @gj5748 2 роки тому

      SAME

    • @wallywallace2184
      @wallywallace2184 2 роки тому +4

      I tried to like it but I misclicked and disliked it. This was the funniest part of the stream.

  • @anotherterribleday
    @anotherterribleday 2 роки тому +413

    The way the “true” stories are always “iNsPiReD” by real events feels so sketchy. That definitely sounds like just a way to weasel out of telling an _actual_ true story. You get to embellish it with extra spooky and intriguing elements and then you aren’t lying if you say it’s just “inspired” by something real as opposed to _actually_ being the real story.

    • @asherlewis5974
      @asherlewis5974 2 роки тому +36

      "it's true. something like this did take place" bruh you can't just leave it at that I need answers

    • @ghostflxwer
      @ghostflxwer 2 роки тому +3

      @@asherlewis5974 fr

    • @maggielovestoads
      @maggielovestoads 2 роки тому +13

      Right?! It’s like horror movies that say they’re based on true events. Like “true” and “inspired” are not the same thing and a lot of times I feel like even “inspired” is a stretch😂

    • @maggielovestoads
      @maggielovestoads 2 роки тому +10

      @@asherlewis5974 like PLEASE give me the details on this actual true for real happened event… I mean.. you can right? Since It’s totally not fake…😂

    • @asherlewis5974
      @asherlewis5974 2 роки тому +12

      @@maggielovestoads source: trust me bro

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 2 роки тому +98

    Beyond Belief: "Did someone once get spooked because they thought they saw red eyes in the dark?"
    Beyond Belief: "Yes, they did."
    Truly amazing stories that make me question everything I know.

  • @TheAllMattural
    @TheAllMattural 2 роки тому +88

    The first story is set up like a scooby doo episode where the old operator is the villain

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 2 роки тому +38

      they pull the mask off the snake and its the operator

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Рік тому +3

      He seems so happy when the guy dies I feel like he planted the snake to make his point

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs 2 роки тому +55

    my personal favourite random cameos in fact or fiction: Charlie from Dead Poets Society, the actor who voiced Zuko, and the actress who voiced Mrs Puff from SpongeBob

  • @Annicamd
    @Annicamd 2 роки тому +192

    I love Jarvis saying that it’s his dream to have a house with a kitchen island- makes me feel better about growing up lower middle class 😂 I’ve always wanted one of those too

    • @blaiddenjoyer3206
      @blaiddenjoyer3206 2 роки тому +20

      God I've never related so hard, another of mine is getting that fancy Amish butter roll they sell in stores. I wanna be financially stable enough to afford that every time I need butter. It sounds stupid, but that's the goal

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 Рік тому +2

      I grew up upper middle class and let me tell you, kitchen islands are great! I miss having one because it’s cool.

  • @SweaterGodHavina
    @SweaterGodHavina 2 роки тому +126

    Cookie jars are clearly a relic from a time when they were the most practical “air tight” container, as in no air is exchanged, and you always know there’s sweets in it… plus, a good homemade cookie will be moist enough to not go stale within the few days they’ll be there…

    • @Kayla_P99
      @Kayla_P99 2 роки тому +26

      And they keep bugs out

    • @SweaterGodHavina
      @SweaterGodHavina 2 роки тому +6

      @@Kayla_P99 yes friend!!! Thank you 😊

    • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
      @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 2 роки тому +24

      One advantage they have in modern times would also be reducing plastic waste since a ceramic jar lasts decades or more, unlike a plastic bag.
      PS: consider also- cookie jar Cute

    • @SweaterGodHavina
      @SweaterGodHavina 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams yass!!

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz 2 роки тому +3

      plus if you put a piece of bread in it theyll last longer

  • @luciuseclipse
    @luciuseclipse 2 роки тому +226

    A roundabout is also called a merry go round. And the one with a horse/whatever themeing they want to have that you ride on is called both a Carousel or merry go round. So I think that merry go round is applicable to any circular ride that spins.

    • @maggielovestoads
      @maggielovestoads 2 роки тому +36

      Actually, it's called Playground Toy that Spins Around according to that one google images... lolol.

    • @adamhaney1048
      @adamhaney1048 2 роки тому +2

      Merry go rounds go counter clockwise while carousels go clockwise. But I’m pretty sure that’s the only difference

    • @luciuseclipse
      @luciuseclipse 2 роки тому +9

      @@adamhaney1048 I’ve never heard anything like that. I thing merry go round is just a colloquial name that applies to any circular rotating ride.

    • @mattswanson3568
      @mattswanson3568 2 роки тому +1

      @@sayeedkizuk5822 I was immediately confused for this reason 😂😂

    • @ChrisMcNellie
      @ChrisMcNellie 2 роки тому

      @@adamhaney1048 I remember an episode of Charmed mentioned another difference between the two. I believe merry-go-rounds also have other animals whereas carousels only have horses.

  • @dolllhands
    @dolllhands 2 роки тому +231

    I have adhd too and literally whenever jarvis googles something or goes on a tangent it’s about something I was wondering in my head too and I love him for that. People are assholes about him getting distracted but it’s how I work too and it’s so nice to know someone else’s brain works like mine

    • @spacegay6030
      @spacegay6030 2 роки тому +21

      Same! Especially because there have been multiple times where I paused the video to go look up something from the video, and when I'd return to the video and click play, Jarvis would go and search exactly what I just looked up. lol I really need to just start trusting that Jarv will search it for us

    • @dolllhands
      @dolllhands 2 роки тому +13

      @@spacegay6030 I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING IN MY COMMENT HAHA That’s amazing because I literally do the same thing I feel so affirmed in my neurodivergence

    • @natalia4955
      @natalia4955 2 роки тому +11

      THIS this is what i enjoy most, i feel like i can just exist with another person like omg! i was just wondering that! instead of feeling bad about getting distracted

    • @cloverfieldsandbuttercups
      @cloverfieldsandbuttercups 2 роки тому +13

      Same here, I get pissed when people get mad at him during streams, like just stop watching. I love Jarvis' tangents, his chaotic streams are my safe space and it annoys me that people feel the need to interrupt that bc they have a minor dislike

    • @splicerbabe
      @splicerbabe 2 роки тому +7

      We are friends for information! I can’t not look up whatever I wonder about. 😅

  • @heidiwagner2284
    @heidiwagner2284 2 роки тому +93

    How did the carousel operator immediately know that the boyfriend was already dead? No one took his pulse.
    Also, every carousel that I have been on has a very shallow mouth that a snake of that size would not fit into.
    I'm glad that one was fiction. Too many holes.

    • @Sky-bx9mn
      @Sky-bx9mn 2 роки тому +15

      I think too many holes was the problem given that the snake went and hid in one XD

    • @Sky-bx9mn
      @Sky-bx9mn 2 роки тому +10

      but yeah could've gone with a brown recluse or something, those can end up in tiny little crevices and maybe the boyfriend's allergic, and I could see not being too certain about the bite at first

    • @genevievec.8002
      @genevievec.8002 Рік тому +4

      I wholeheartedly agree. The whole set up of the carousel going crazy fast was even more ridiculous. In my experience, they're almost ridiculously slow. I doubt even old ones could cause damage like they described for why it was cursed

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons 2 роки тому +260

    as someone who lives within windfall distance of pearl harbor, if you're gonna remember anything about pearl harbor, please let it be that the wreckage of the uss arizona, famously sunk during the attack and left as a memorial, has not once been thoroughly checked and cleaned to make sure that it's not leaking anything harmful into the harbor. the cartoonishly jingoistic military operations here value their vague idealization of "america" above the stolen lands and endangered wildlife sitting below their kicked-up, well-licked boots.

    • @midcondition
      @midcondition 2 роки тому +7

      Love this

    • @fabledlight908
      @fabledlight908 2 роки тому +6

      this comment is art.

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 2 роки тому

      If you’re not native Hawaiian you’re living on stolen lands too.

    • @dizzylilthing
      @dizzylilthing 2 роки тому +15

      I'm gonna remember that it's the only thing that got America to oppose the Holocaust but I'm also not from America lol

  • @maggielovestoads
    @maggielovestoads 2 роки тому +102

    Okay ngl I absolutely love carousels and will ride one any chance I get
    On a real note tho, imagine how embarrassing it would be to try and break a world record for SITTING ON A MERRY GO ROUND and dying after not even a full ride cycle lol

  • @Themery36
    @Themery36 2 роки тому +57

    I used to work at a Senior Living Home and we had a resident move in at 102, she played piano for all the other residents for like an hour before lunch and dinner, she took walks every day, she would come to all the activities like BINGO and stuff, and just overall had the sweetest personality. She was great.

    • @M2R.
      @M2R. 2 роки тому +4

      I met a 100 year old lady for 2 consecutive years and she had the most spirit of all of the old people there! I have a theory that after you hit a certain age you start regressing and become youthful again because your body has gotten through the most tough period of your life and I think this proves it jdhf /hj

    • @LunaMoth_Love
      @LunaMoth_Love Рік тому +3

      I used to work at an Assisted Living home and we had a resident who was 103. She had been a school teacher and loved to talk about all of her students and she would tell stories about fighting for women's rights back in the day. She did everything for herself except for her medication. She was an absolute joy to take care of.

  • @Lanoira13
    @Lanoira13 2 роки тому +109

    For the first story, why would he put his hand back in the horses mouth AFTER he felt something very not horselike bite him when he put his hand in it prior?? Like a snake bite is pretty hard to mistake, especially a venomous snake that bites with only it's fangs, it'd be beyond buffoonery to get bitten by a snake and then be like "this horse statue munched me!" You'd almost certainly be like "YO, I THINK THERE'S A SNAKE OR SOMETHING IN THIS HORSE'S MOUTH AND IT JUST BIT ME, WTF".
    Second question, why would the rattlesnake keep biting his hand? Even if it mistook his fingers for food, it probably would've let go once it realized it couldn't get them.

    • @safabekr
      @safabekr 2 роки тому +42

      Answer: It was an evil snake, and it did everything for the joy of being evil

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 2 роки тому +12

      @@safabekr Okay fair enough that does answer one of my questions, however that evil snake must be a petty bish because I don't think rattlesnake fangs are built to play tug-of-war with an animal at least 10 times its size and strength. It might not be able to eat anymore.

    • @wallywallace2184
      @wallywallace2184 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, why did he put his hand in there again? Also why did he put his hand in a fake horses mouth in the first place? And it's not like snakes are evil. They're just animals, no more evil than a dog or cat. But your reply to the person joking about it being an evil snake is right. Venomous snakes fangs are hollow and likely wouldn't stand up to a grown man who's also a mechanic and looks pretty strong pulling his hand away, either the teeth would have broken, or the snake otherwise injured, or the snake would been flung out of the hole it was hiding in. And typically a warning strike doesn't release very much venom in venomous snakes, if any at all, if I remember right.

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 2 роки тому +8

      @@wallywallace2184 I've def messed with a horses mouth on the merry-go-round, but I'd probably freak out at it even being hollow, let alone a snake popping out and biting me.

    • @wallywallace2184
      @wallywallace2184 2 роки тому +7

      @@Lanoira13 Yeah, that's another thing about that story. Why is there enough room in that horses mouth for a whole adult diamondback rattlesnake? Those things are supposed to be mostly solid by my understanding.

  • @zabethjetton6342
    @zabethjetton6342 2 роки тому +74

    When Jarvis was cracking up laughing at the Stanley Ritter the previous owner part my baby just kept laughing with him. I think she was at just as much of a loss at why she was laughing as he was.

  • @LaurenElizabethYT
    @LaurenElizabethYT 2 роки тому +71

    I wanna start researching all the ridiculous stories that they claim as “fact” to see if I can track down the origin of the story, and any nugget of truth, and see how much got changed from the real story.

  • @jessica_mercedes
    @jessica_mercedes 2 роки тому +21

    I think that guy put the snake in the horse to pretend it was cursed so he wouldnt blame for killing a bunch of people when he was controlling the ride

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 2 роки тому +70

    Snake lover here. It could happen in a carousel that hasn't been used, and the first time it is used, but as soon as it moved, it would most likely scare the snakes away. If a carousel has any kind of traffic at all, the chances that a snake would stay in it, and even then, the chances that said snake happened to be poisonous is very very, veryveryvery low.
    P.S. I'm pretty confident it's a Vietnamese Blue Beauty Ratsnake. It's pretty harmless. Def not venomous

  • @JKaelynVictoria
    @JKaelynVictoria 2 роки тому +32

    okay i religiously watch these videos and adore jarvis so when he paused the video to point out the glasses chain on the grandma i SCREAMED bc i literally started wearing them as a fashion statement months ago! i'm bringing them back, jarvis!

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan Рік тому +4

      theyre amazing i love them

    • @Yuri_xx
      @Yuri_xx Рік тому +3

      I wear them too, it's great. There are so many cool ones😍

  • @realbadmews
    @realbadmews 2 роки тому +23

    I'm working late tonight and I'm DELIRIOUS at the "Stanley Ritter, The Previous Owner" I'm crying

  • @puppiesgacha2948
    @puppiesgacha2948 2 роки тому +138

    I have night terrors all the time and I can confirm that yes I see things that aren't there all the time lmao. My dad has them too and one night he saw hammers dangling from the ceiling about to fall on my mom. I saw a massive spider once, an alien looking cacoon thing, a girl running at me with a hatchet, and a cloaked man in the corner of my room. None of them were really there but they scared the crap outta me.

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 роки тому +11

      I wouldn't say I have night terrors. But I feel what you're talking about. I've seen people standing over my bed or large spiders when I'm kind of like hovering on the edge of consciousness and unconsciousness.

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 2 роки тому +20

      literally 💀 like "can you actually see things that aren't there", as if a lot of people don't deal with regular hallucinations, if not fatigue/stress induced. I had a ton when I was younger.

    • @Jordan-nw4sj
      @Jordan-nw4sj 2 роки тому +7

      @@nina.robbs565 I’m sorry, what are regular hallucinations? Only time I’ve hallucinated was when I was overdosing. I was under the impression hallucinations are a good reason to seek medical treatment.

    • @cosmicrays3472
      @cosmicrays3472 2 роки тому +16

      @@Jordan-nw4sj ppl can experience hallucinations for a lot of reasons. plenty of mental disorders are associated with hallucinations (not just schizophrena, but bipolar disorder, extreme depression, bpd, ptsd, etc). ppl who have tumors, trauma, or lesions in the visual cortex of the brain can also have visual hallucinations (and if different areas of the brain are affected, it can cause hallucinations for any of the senses). even some pretty mundane stuff like hearing loss or sleep deprivation or even the common cold can cause hallucinations. if someone already knows they have a disorder or conditions that is associated with or causes hallucinations, there wouldnt really be a need to go to the doctor again

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 роки тому +8

      @@Jordan-nw4sj hallucinations are definitely more common than most ppl think

  • @2doot
    @2doot 2 роки тому +16

    "Stanley Ritter, the previous owner" has the same vibe as Doug Dimadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome

  • @leileibear981
    @leileibear981 2 роки тому +44

    From the carousel story, Increased blood pressure can cause snake venom to move faster though the blood stream causing fatality to come quicker

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 2 роки тому +10

      i mean i had to hike at least a mile to get to an ambulance after my rattlesnake bite and i ended up fine, so i guess it depends on the toxicity of the venom and the success of the bite as well

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 роки тому +6

      @@mothboy420 glad ur OK my guy

  • @casrrole
    @casrrole Рік тому +9

    the carousel going fast af and them saying someone died and then someone in the chat going “WEEEEE” will never fail to make me laugh

  • @reallygoodatfolding
    @reallygoodatfolding 2 роки тому +61

    I love these streams as much as Jonathan Frakes loves optical illusions

  • @theronis
    @theronis 2 роки тому +44

    to the people saying the Serbian/Russian guy shouldve kept his money at home - maybe home was even less safe, or he shared a room with other people. loads of people here in south africa live in situations like that and ask their employers to keep their money for them until they need it to buy something/pay rent because otherwise theyll get robbed the instant they get home/even get on the train/taxi to go home.

  • @natalyn139
    @natalyn139 2 роки тому +15

    my dad tried to be the ethical car salesman for a while. he hated it and quit because of the way they were told to prey on people, talking them into cars that would just end up being repossessed a few months later because they couldn’t actually afford them. as a kid, i thought that job just didn’t work out, but i found out after he passed that it was really because he couldn’t stand being encouraged to take advantage of people like that.

  • @PlatNimART
    @PlatNimART 2 роки тому +15

    That convenience store being robbed twice reminded me of that scene in Big Fish when they tried robbing a bank but the banker opened the empty vault and said "Sorry, we were just robbed".

  • @teethiief
    @teethiief 2 роки тому +17

    Stanley Ritter, the previous owner 🤝 they towed my caaar
    iconic fact or fiction lines

  • @victoriaanastasia2536
    @victoriaanastasia2536 2 роки тому +17

    the way you laughed to “stanley ritter the previous owner” i couldnt help but laugh too

  • @misteryace21
    @misteryace21 2 роки тому +62

    I remember watching the granny episode when i was like 10 right before bedtime & seeing "FACT" written over her red eyes, i actually shat myself right then & there. I couldn't sleep for days. Sometimes when i go downstairs to the kitchen by myself as a 22 y/o adult, i still think about this & scare myself 😂

    • @dansunsomeil
      @dansunsomeil 2 роки тому +3

      Omfg I am 29 and I too have lasting trauma from this show 💀

  • @DonnieLouis
    @DonnieLouis 2 роки тому +24

    I miss when even the craziest and weirdest shows just always had crazy high production value for no reason

  • @lucalikesfrogs8182
    @lucalikesfrogs8182 2 роки тому +8

    the nanny really said gaslight gatekeep grandma

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 2 роки тому +15

    _"You defaced the school! You broke in and defaced my books! You defaced my automobile! You-"_
    [Lifts up the hem of his shirt to reveal a sexy little ♡remember pearl harbor♡ hip tattoo] _"You defaced ME!"_

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 2 роки тому +10

      LOL I still haven't finished the video, so I'm trying to figure out what in the world this comment is supposed to be about 😂

  • @tsprouse1322
    @tsprouse1322 2 роки тому +34

    That was the shortest and weirdest story ever with the whole carousel 🎠 and snake bite thing … also yea Ike was horrible and so disrespectful.
    “He’s dead ms penny” my guy how?? Maybe we should get him down and take him to the hospital…. Or even after seeing the snake just take him to the hospital just incase 🤦‍♂️

  • @carmelle4ever
    @carmelle4ever 2 роки тому +29

    I wonder if the guy who plays Stanley Ritter, the previous owner gets credited as Stanley Ritter, the previous owner

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 2 роки тому +11

    "Round and round it goes, and where evil lurks, nobody knows" Ok Jonathan Frakes damn. Guess I won't get on any merry go rounds ever again

  • @marquistraylor1255
    @marquistraylor1255 2 роки тому +13

    Anyone else remember spinning a merry-go round really really fast and trying to jump on and giving your friend 3 stitches because it was spinning and you slipped when you jumped on? Goooood tiiiiimesss

  • @darth_spock6375
    @darth_spock6375 2 роки тому +10

    The Nanny was just REALLY high.

  • @onivalentine1258
    @onivalentine1258 2 роки тому +9

    Cookie jars usually have an overlap or lip that creates a sort of seal. Some do also come with a rubber seal inside for added protection.

  • @enotj
    @enotj 2 роки тому +14

    “can we bring back this look?” jarvy that like lesbian dressing 101

  • @noodroid6736
    @noodroid6736 2 роки тому +83

    That snake was definitely not a venomous snake LOL. It looks like a Burmese python, which are an invasive species in the Everglades... but aren't venomous and are relatively docile even wild.
    It's not even close to a Coralsnake, which would be the one to be most worried about!
    0/10, needed a better snek informer on this show

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 роки тому +24

      They probably didn't want to use an actually venomous snake around people.

    • @julieta6138
      @julieta6138 2 роки тому

      The coral snake isn't particularly dangerous. While it has very toxic venom, it doesn't have large front fangs, nor is it particularly well disguised, and most snakes that bite people do so because people don't realize they're there. The more dangerous ones in the southeast US are cotton mouths and copperheads.

    • @noodroid6736
      @noodroid6736 2 роки тому +1

      @@anenemystand5582 ...yes. obviously. lol.

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 роки тому +9

      @@noodroid6736 so your comment pointing out the venomous snake is not infact actually a venomous snake is a little silly.

    • @noodroid6736
      @noodroid6736 2 роки тому +2

      @@anenemystand5582 thanks i like to get a lil silly sometimes. thanks for noticing hope u have a great one!

  • @vogelvrouw
    @vogelvrouw 2 роки тому +5

    "Give us your gas money" was a better joke but "give us your lunch oil" made laugh more

  • @GraceSavidesKeller
    @GraceSavidesKeller 2 роки тому +5

    I like that Stanley Ritter, the previous owner, decided to do something helpful in the most dickish way possible.

  • @RitzPlays
    @RitzPlays 2 роки тому +13

    Honestly this is EXACTLY what I needed right now, I swear you were reading my mind!

  • @imlostinthefade
    @imlostinthefade 2 роки тому +26

    I cannot get enough of these! Hope to catch it live next time

  • @mcwjes
    @mcwjes 2 роки тому +5

    I love the old timey dapper grandpa voice so much! I can't help but smile!

  • @mashkasart
    @mashkasart 2 роки тому +7

    i love these videos, because it just feels like i’m watching tv with my cool older brother

  • @Clownbunnycosplay
    @Clownbunnycosplay 2 роки тому +6

    ‘How is he going to poop’ the real question-

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 2 роки тому +8

    i feel like someone would be able to tell the difference between a snake bite and a horse bite

  • @SELVESTiR
    @SELVESTiR 2 роки тому +11

    Just got off work, had therapy, & ready to chill & watch my fav vods 🥰

  • @lilxamryn
    @lilxamryn 2 роки тому +17

    okay i don’t watch riverdale anymore but i saw a video about it and apparently in the alternate universe rivervale jughead does a fact or fiction homage. ofc it’s wedged in between plots of the characters having superpowers and performing séances and killing each other but it’s there nonetheless

  • @polarismoth
    @polarismoth 2 роки тому +6

    My family and I always used to watch this when i was a kid and usually i didnt mind any of the stories, but the red eyes one straight up traumatised me for months, i thought it was so scary and i couldnt sleep for weeks. Rewatching this now is so weird

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 2 роки тому +16

    I'd love a stream where we watch Matilda with Jarvis.

  • @mikeyahl7363
    @mikeyahl7363 Рік тому +2

    According to My life experience, the Fair ride with the horses is a Carousel, the playground ride is a Merry-go-round, a Roundabout is a Traffic Circle

  • @aquaintsound
    @aquaintsound 2 роки тому +6

    Hot take: the carousel wasn't evil, it just broke because HER BOYFRIEND REPAIRED IT INSTEAD OF SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO CAROUSEL MAINTENANCE

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 2 роки тому +36

    I commented before I watched the whole thing with my other comments, it's so cool to see that people get better roles as time goes on. Also, I think that folks can be taken aback when they hear real accents because we hear so many "fake" accents like fake Russian accents that when you hear real ones it can seem over the top. The fake over the top southern accents were more offensive to me.

    • @coffin1316
      @coffin1316 2 роки тому +6

      I'm from Florida and maybe it's just because I've never lived in the Everglades but nobody besides tourists/people who moved from other parts of the "South" sound like that

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 2 роки тому +8

      @@coffin1316 well Central Florida is the South and Southern Florida is the North that happens to be in the south. That accent is a very bad fake Louisiana accent

    • @coffin1316
      @coffin1316 2 роки тому +3

      @@bec7080 Maybe I'm living in the wrong part of central Florida if people do actually have southern accents around here?? 🤔
      Unless I'm just completely misunderstanding you

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 2 роки тому +8

      @@coffin1316 there's lots of kinds of southern accents and lots of kinds of people everywhere.
      Central Florida is generally the south in the way that GA, LA, NC, MS, ALis the South. So a lot of people do have an accent if they are from there. It's also the type of place where people "live" In a way that you see a more traditional southern lifestyle. But not all accents are the same. You don't hear the same accent in LA (Louisiana) as you do in SC for example. And even in SC you don't hear the same accents in the city as you do in the country.
      So if you live in a bigger city you may not hear the same accents as if you lived in the country.
      But Southern Florida is mostly people from the North that have moved there or other immigrants. Miami for example would not really be considered a "southern city" the same way that Charleston SC or Mobile AL would be even though it's very far South geographically. That's because of immigration and migration.

    • @coffin1316
      @coffin1316 2 роки тому +2

      @@bec7080 I feel like this is generally something I should have known already but ended up not knowing somehow or overlooking... it makes a lot of sense. I remember some people saying Miami is more Caribbean than "north" though. Thanks for taking the time to explain

  • @-seth
    @-seth 2 роки тому +3

    I cant stop thinking about the way Jonathon Frakes wrote his J

  • @alexs.5871
    @alexs.5871 2 роки тому +5

    the red-eyed nanny episode freaked me out for weeks when i saw it as a kid.

  • @Void-or4cs
    @Void-or4cs 2 роки тому +11

    Honestly, a post-Tito Serb not knowing how to allocate money properly makes sense, especially in America. Post-socialist collapse of the eastern bloc led to many many deaths and homelessness due to capitalism, nobody knew how to operate in the newly “free” market and privatized economy, the concept of needing to save up for necessities was foreign to post-socialist people

  • @finn-sw9tq
    @finn-sw9tq 2 роки тому +3

    "who is that?" "that's stanley ritter, the previous owner." "ahh, yes, i'm starting to piece it all together... that was stanley ritter, the previous owner"

  • @heatherduke5410
    @heatherduke5410 2 роки тому +19

    With cookies, my grandmother had a cookie dish. There were cookies in it, but they were cheap ones from Dollar Store. Not the homemade ones that she'd make.
    The thing about Jonathan Frakes in this is if you rewatch Criminal Minds, there's an episode with him in it and he plays a bad guy. It's just so wild to see him in that role since I grew up watching him in this where he's just really sweet and charming.

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 2 роки тому +2

      WHICH UNSUB WAS HE??!!

    • @lesbianjimmyfallon
      @lesbianjimmyfallon 2 роки тому +4

      @@lanceelliott2504 he played the psychiatrist dad of the unsub in 5x12 “the uncanny valley” (the one with the dolls)

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 2 роки тому +5

      @@lesbianjimmyfallon oh wow that's upsetting I viscerally hate that character

    • @lesbianjimmyfallon
      @lesbianjimmyfallon 2 роки тому +3

      @@lanceelliott2504 i do too. it gave me whiplash when i realized where i recognized him from. he did such a good job in that episode though, easily one of the most hateable antagonists in criminal minds.

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 2 роки тому

      I had a cookie jar growing up, a ceramic one. My mom would keep the heel of a loaf of bread in it when there were cookies to keep them fresh. It kinda worked.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 2 роки тому +15

    i have a cookie jar, and i keep scrunchies in it instead lol But we used to keep these giant oatmeal cookies in our cookie jar when i was younger, and i think ginger snaps as well. so i think some cookies do ok in them

  • @urbaezre
    @urbaezre 2 роки тому +7

    The granny story traumatized me as a kid lol forgot all about it until I saw this!

  • @eric8764
    @eric8764 2 роки тому +16

    Jonathan is lying to me; I can see both boxes at once.

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 2 роки тому +5

    I've been working with 3d models so much that the 2 cubes at the top of the episode looked more like a hexagonal tube and before he started speaking I though the illusion would be which direction the tube was actually facing.
    Also I recently learned that Johnathan did all those weird things with furniture because of an old injury. I learned it on a Tumblr post about his star trek character doing the leg over the back of the chair thing and always leaning on shit and not standing totally straight. Well, the post started with a video someone having different difficulties for the chair thing (novice being a stool, expert being a luxury gaming chair I think). Also a similar actor putting on a jacket weird because of an injury during his birth was also featured on this post because actors doing weird shit might be because of invisible disabilities.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 2 роки тому +3

    Principal: you think you're a tough guy?
    Delinquent: tougher than you...
    Me: It's the 40s! Deck him!

  • @Scarleto
    @Scarleto Рік тому +2

    "It's impossible to see something that isn't there."
    Laughs in schizophrenia

  • @safabekr
    @safabekr 2 роки тому +3

    The convenience store story is so funny, it makes no sense and chat kept saying “problematic _____” for the next ten minutes

  • @simplybet8104
    @simplybet8104 2 роки тому +4

    The last story was obviously a time-traveling ghost

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 2 роки тому +5

    The reason the clerk had all his money in a box with him at work is because he was going to the airport after work to buy tickets for his family to move to America. I guess everyone missed that part. It's still odd not to use a bank, but all the stuff about splitting it up makes no sense. It's not "writing convenience" that he had a lot of money in one place when they establish that his family is overseas, establish that he is saving to fly them here, and establish that he is going to buy expensive plane tickets right after work.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 2 роки тому +6

    I watched this entire series multiple times as a kid. My parents are hardcore Trekkers (not Trekkies because they don't dress up... apparently there is a difference) and so I've seen every episode of ST:TNG more times than I could count, or rather thought to count. I could tell you the names of all of the main characters as well as the actors that played them. I have also seen Frakes in many other things that I can't think to specify at this ime but know I've watched many other things with him in it...
    I was this second years old when I saw him write his initials in the cement, and it had me realize that we have the same initials.
    Now I have seen all of these before, but I was decently young so I don't remember it well. Not in detail at least. I have also had two head injuries since, one causing quite a bit of memory problems, so there is a possibility I had realized the first time I saw this. I also watched it on cable TV so there is an equal chance that I never actually saw this episode. That said, with my memory problems, I will never know for sure.
    So, in conclusion, I felt pretty stupid for what is possibly not the first time, over the exact same thing.

  • @wormsonstring
    @wormsonstring 2 роки тому +7

    In the first story, why did the guy not just get off the horse instead of shouting that they needed to stop the ride? he could have easily just hopped off the horse

  • @jaredjjacobs
    @jaredjjacobs 2 роки тому +3

    The Snake in that Horse story literally had me choking on my clementine

  • @memethyst
    @memethyst 2 роки тому +5

    stanley ritter the previous owner is the new they towed my car

  • @splicerbabe
    @splicerbabe 2 роки тому +3

    Cops: We have a video of the previous owner getting murdered and robbed, wanna see it?
    Owner: Yeah, okay sure.

  • @kenz5432
    @kenz5432 2 роки тому +11

    i would give my life for this man tbh jarvis you are the worlds most wholesome youtuber and i love you ❤️ rewind and laugh all you want, i love it, it makes me feel like i’m a part of the stream :)

  • @sourpatchwimp
    @sourpatchwimp 2 роки тому +4

    The island in the middle of my kitchen has caused much pain, nobody can get around each other and you stub your toe often

  • @jaynenunya6070
    @jaynenunya6070 2 роки тому +7

    I once had a seizure on a roundabout. Good times.

  • @connorjaap1020
    @connorjaap1020 2 роки тому +3

    when we were kids my brothers called playing on the merry go round at the park "dirty time"

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 2 роки тому +1

    "Stanley Ritter, the previous owner" is DESTROYING me lmaooooo

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 2 роки тому +2

    Jarvis makes a good point about pairing creepy stuff with kids stuff. It’s much more unnerving. If an actual child is drawing horrific monster/demon things, I’d be freaked out. Pop-goes-the-weasel stuff is basically only used in horror or to scare a little kid in media. Kids+Creepy+Darkness = HORRIFYING

  • @Dzaeli
    @Dzaeli 2 роки тому +6

    I talked to someone at work once that was born in 1918. It was a few years ago, so I don't know if she's still alive now, but she was also super energetic and doing great.

  • @beamer9872
    @beamer9872 2 роки тому +5

    Chat got a whole lotta know it alls

  • @geoff3610
    @geoff3610 2 роки тому +2

    Merry go round is just a phrase for anything in which you spin and have fun

  • @strangelittleguy
    @strangelittleguy 2 роки тому +11

    20:30 "see the numbers?" not really, its kinda dark in here jonathan

  • @Apsie
    @Apsie 2 роки тому +6

    Well damn I knew horse bites were harsh but I didn't know they killed

  • @Stick_gun
    @Stick_gun Рік тому +1

    I fell asleep watching UA-cam and woke up to finding the entirety of this video played in my history

  • @debbiec.9314
    @debbiec.9314 2 роки тому +3

    THE RED EYED NANNY TRAUMATIZED ME, I WAS 4 WHEN I FIRST SAW IT AND IT TERRIFIES ME TO THIS DAY

  • @VoidRep
    @VoidRep 2 роки тому +9

    if you liked "Stanley Ritter, the previous owner" "Stanley Ritter, the previous owner?" Jarvis you would like the Metal Gear Solid series a lot

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 2 роки тому

      "You can call me...Deepthroat."

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae 2 роки тому +3

    46:03 ngl I was truly expecting him to hit us with the DMCU classic "what happens next will shock you"