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  • @mikebate6719
    @mikebate6719 3 дні тому +48

    It's actually refreshing to watch a UA-cam video where someone is lit by a normal light in this era where everyone's got the same dark room neon light Cyberpunk 2077 ahh setup.

  • @noggin6870
    @noggin6870 3 дні тому +99

    It was the Brazil Ladies Cup. A bizarre friendly tournament that included 7 club teams and the Paraguayan national team for some reason lol
    Also, I think if I understood the translation of the video (Canal GOAT livecast it on UA-cam in Portuguese, you can find it in their live history), the gesture wasn't even towards a player on the opposing team, it was towards the ball boy, which is another layer of weirdness here.
    Also the app you're using is behind, this was a 3-0 awarded win for Gremio on this formality. It didn't update because River Plate was lodging a protest, which they withdrew.

    • @Swedishpolymath
      @Swedishpolymath 3 дні тому +1

      There is a lot going on behind the scenes. There is going to be loads of investment into women's football in the next two decades.

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 3 дні тому +47

    Zealand really dressed up as "How do you do fellow FM players?"

  • @arthurandrade8613
    @arthurandrade8613 3 дні тому +40

    just for some more detail, in Brazil racism is a crime and 4 of those players actually got sent to jail.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 3 дні тому +5

      Well at least charged with the crime and resting a little bit in jail waiting for trial hehehe

    • @Tris2000
      @Tris2000 3 дні тому

      Haha that’ll learn ‘em, then :-)

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 3 дні тому +29

    10:53 Incidentally, it would appear the game WAS awarded to Gremio, it just wasn't reflected on Flashscore for some reason.

  • @lucaspintooc
    @lucaspintooc 3 дні тому +21

    just so you know, 5 of these women were arrested and are until the moment i’m writing this in a penitentiary complex in São Paulo.

  • @LiquidSnake34
    @LiquidSnake34 3 дні тому +30

    Did he just compare the entire Woman's River Plate football team to dogs?

    • @FinNiko92
      @FinNiko92 3 дні тому

      No, you idiot, it's a metaphor

    • @lucaspintooc
      @lucaspintooc 3 дні тому

      well, it’s how you should treat racist people

    • @Ganganuk
      @Ganganuk 3 дні тому +7

      Ikr, even my dogs have better self control!

    • @PirateMF
      @PirateMF 3 дні тому

      No, you idiot, it's a metaphor!

  • @MrBrockHeinz
    @MrBrockHeinz 3 дні тому +5

    Seems like the incident with the ball boy is really what sent this into overdrive. At one point, a River Plate player jumped over the boards to sprint at the ball boy on the running track, who after having to be held back from attacking the River Plate players, decided to sprint in the opposite direction, which caused River Plate to give chase.

  • @yeanahh
    @yeanahh 3 дні тому +10

    Probably already been said, but you need 7 players to continue a game. They dont all need to be sent off, some can be injured, but the opposite team should be awarded a 3-0 win automatically. See the Battle of Bramall Lane from 2002 for an example

  • @sfisob8814
    @sfisob8814 3 дні тому +4

    Zealand wearing his hat backwards to make himself feel younger

    • @v0n1b0
      @v0n1b0 3 дні тому

      And a cheap hat to boot with those crappy plastic adjustment back bands.

    • @ThaGamingMisfit
      @ThaGamingMisfit 3 дні тому

      Nah it's just to accenctuate his huge forehead.

  • @HonestTom1892
    @HonestTom1892 3 дні тому +10

    Dog Whisperer was the TV show by the way.

    • @klicclak
      @klicclak 3 дні тому +1

      beat me to it

    • @HonestTom1892
      @HonestTom1892 3 дні тому +1

      @@klicclak Entertaining show to be fair.

    • @klicclak
      @klicclak 3 дні тому +1

      @@HonestTom1892 yea I loved it lol

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 3 дні тому +1

      @@klicclak I mostly know it for the South Park parody

  • @GustavoNDias
    @GustavoNDias 3 дні тому +2

    Zealand forgot to tell that 4 of the River players are in jail here in Brasil. Racist gestures are a criminal offense here and the police had to lock them immediataly, that's why River removed themselves from the competition

  • @Braddowski
    @Braddowski 3 дні тому +5

    If a team goes below 7 players, the laws of the game state that rhe game must he abandoned and the team that drops below 7 players is given a 3-0 loss.
    Weirdly, the match can be abandoned by the referee but the 3-0 usually can't be. The league usually hands that down after recieving the referee's report.

  • @MatSjo
    @MatSjo 3 дні тому +3

    Kids today, thinking some sort of classic Rembrandt lighting equals ”horrible lighting”…

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 3 дні тому

      I mean for video its at the very least suboptimal lighting as it throws alot of shadows.
      But outside of video... that how you look, most rooms have a central light, dont they

    • @MatSjo
      @MatSjo 3 дні тому

      @LiftandCoa shadows can create more depth in the frame and overall makes the shot more ”cinematic” and interesting. If it’s not a makeup tutorial where you need every millimetre of the face lit, then I prefer side lighting for the vibes.

  • @dennislevas316
    @dennislevas316 3 дні тому +2

    Allegedly, the River Plate players abused the brazilian ball boy racially, which kicked of the scandal.
    4 River plate players were arrested after the incident, because racism is a crime in Brazil.

  • @markuss1523
    @markuss1523 3 дні тому +1

    Have you tried turning the light off and on again?

  • @ButHearMeOut
    @ButHearMeOut 3 дні тому +2

    If a team has fewer than 7 players, the match is terminated and the game is forfeited. There's some burocracy before it's made official

  • @AlexFooty7
    @AlexFooty7 3 дні тому +8

    Shaolin Soccer ah match

  • @FieldMedic4077
    @FieldMedic4077 3 дні тому +3

    Highly subjective opinion here but your lamp looks better than your ring light 😆

  • @edinan9
    @edinan9 3 дні тому +8

    The hate between Brazil and Argentina has been growing in the last few years, and a lot of it has to do with the racism coming from the argentinians, and then the brazillians responding by making fun of how argentina is fucked financially, add the fact that Brazil has been dominating south american football, and there you have it. I'm brazillian, and i know a lot of people who think that every argentinian is a racist now (which obviously isn't true), but that is what hate causes...

    • @Utterlyderanged
      @Utterlyderanged 2 дні тому +1

      Also the fact that brazilian police always treats away fans like shit, you can not have a normal copa libertadores/sudamericana in brazil without the police creating more problems than they solve

    • @edinan9
      @edinan9 2 дні тому

      @Utterlyderanged yup, that's also important, they're very, very badly prepared.

  • @Tuck3tt
    @Tuck3tt 3 дні тому +1

    We want more cat content while you're home!

  • @wwefan-mp2te
    @wwefan-mp2te 3 дні тому

    When I saw this on Friday just looking at every match on live score I shouted wtf 😂

  • @Draddar
    @Draddar 3 дні тому

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was just another day in southamerican football 😅

  • @kevinwolfenden4685
    @kevinwolfenden4685 3 дні тому

    comentary on match: ua-cam.com/video/JdiBSWKkM6g/v-deo.html The keeper was sent off first, not sure why. then fury, then the other red cards.

  • @curiousminds7950
    @curiousminds7950 3 дні тому

    Bros on the run again

  • @Drigallski
    @Drigallski 3 дні тому

    💀 the cap pronounces your forehead even more

  • @RwandaBob
    @RwandaBob 3 дні тому +4

    the hat will never save the hairline

  • @keithwhittaker
    @keithwhittaker 3 дні тому

    There is no limit to the number of red cards that a referee can give, though the game would be stopped as soon as there are less than 7 players of a team remaining legally on the pitch.
    As of Law 3 in the FIFA Law Book, there cannot be less than 7 players of a team, on the field during play. In effect, a maximum of 4 on-field players of the same team can be dismissed. Once 5 on-field players (substitutes do not count) of the same team are red carded, the match ends.
    If the referee has red-carded 4 players and all 7 substitutes of each team (22 players in total), the game can still continue, provided there are no further red cards to players of either side.
    The law (for continuation of the game) however, states only the on-field players. There is no limit to the number of red cards that can be shown to the substitutes on the bench, the manager and the coaching staff. Also, red cards can be handed to the on-field players/substitutes/coaching staff after the game has ended based on the referee reports and video analysis (wherever applicable).
    The record for the most red-cards handed out in a single match is during a fifth tier Argentinian league game between Claypole and Victoriano Arenas, where 36 red cards were shown.

  • @Kyle_Apgar
    @Kyle_Apgar 3 дні тому

    Teams can play with up to 7 including the goalkeeper (4 reds/or injuries with no subs left) then upon issue of a 5th red card(or injury resulting in team going down to 6 players) the game is forfeited by the team who received the red cards/injury as a 3-0 loss.

  • @blablaproducties
    @blablaproducties 3 дні тому

    Going of the last fifa game i played with my brother, after 5 reds for a team the game is stopped and you are handed a 3-0 loss

  • @Burpingtogheter
    @Burpingtogheter 3 дні тому

    Have you tried charging the lamp?

  • @DrowningForward
    @DrowningForward 3 дні тому

    Cool hipster radical Zealandism for this video

  • @jo_magpie
    @jo_magpie 3 дні тому

    The games reported as 0-3 now. Standard Fifa rules says game is abandoned with this many reds for one team, other wins on walkover.

  • @AlniTak_
    @AlniTak_ 3 дні тому

    ted lasso thumbnail

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 3 дні тому +5

    OH MY FUCKING GOD ZEALAND ACTUALLY MADE A VIDEO OUT OF MY TWEET WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M SO HAPPY RN (yes, that's my Twitter, turns out the dude rambling about NYC FC here is also the dude rambling about NYC FC there)

  • @cimp8770
    @cimp8770 3 дні тому +10

    I found most of the entire incident here: ua-cam.com/video/I7lhdYUbeQU/v-deo.html
    It's ridiculous how long the River Plate players discuss with the referee; spoiled brats who never saw consequences in their lives. How many different random staff-members come onto the pitch is quite funny, too.

    • @davidp6182
      @davidp6182 3 дні тому

      Wild, it's not like Argentina has a long, storied history of racism and racist abuse, either 🤣

  • @lordnamizeka
    @lordnamizeka 3 дні тому

    Match was abandoned due to not having enough players fielded to continue (kinda weird regardless)

  • @UltraMLPMMMunetes
    @UltraMLPMMMunetes 3 дні тому

    Maybe the red cars were to bench players, so the game would not be forfeited

  • @JunkaccountforIkeMandavi-ox4ph
    @JunkaccountforIkeMandavi-ox4ph 3 дні тому +82

    Day 7 of giving Everton a point deduction until zealand acknowledges me

    • @kockorzo
      @kockorzo 3 дні тому +11

      Sustained cringe won't award you for its sheer length and magnitude, if you believe it will- that's survivorship bias, and you won't achieve anything of substance regardless.

    • @JunkaccountforIkeMandavi-ox4ph
      @JunkaccountforIkeMandavi-ox4ph 3 дні тому +12

      @ nuh uh

    • @Jaco313
      @Jaco313 3 дні тому

      How many points are deducted everyday

    • @Lavassin
      @Lavassin 3 дні тому +4

      ​@@kockorzo 🤓

    • @mashrafi_27
      @mashrafi_27 3 дні тому +1

      I think he wants them to be relegated

  • @skoroma94
    @skoroma94 3 дні тому +5

    ua-cam.com/video/Xq2SORq0Y-k/v-deo.htmlsi=02lfHCIUAR-1skPb

  • @leirumf5476
    @leirumf5476 3 дні тому +4

    The situation with the Brazil and Argentina issue is a lot more complicated.
    Yes, the gesture is xenophobic (I wouldn't precisely call it racist, because it's more towards a nationality than race, but also, most football banter is pretty xenophobic when you put two clubs/countries playing each other, not saying it's right, but it's what it is). But I think it's more to do about Brazilian relationship with foreign clubs playing in Brazil, where they'd get CONMEBOL to punish severely a team for a single ultra making the monkey gesture in the stands, while they get a free pass for literally having the police unprovokedly beat the crap out of any foreign fan.
    So, when you get a gesture to be a symbol of an absolutely abusive disparity in justice, you'll probably end up fueling it and seeing it more often.
    Again, not saying that making xenophobic gestures is okay. Because it's not. But it's also not as simply portrayed here as a one dimensional issue of one team being xenophobic, because it's way more complex, and the Brazilian side has its own dirt and provocation as well.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 3 дні тому +1

      How is monkey gesture specifically targeted at Brazillians? It’s very much a racial thing (racial discrimination that black people are subhuman and ape like).
      Yes, Argentinians first instinct when trying to insult us Brazilians is to call us monkeys but this happened in Spain against Dani Alves not because he was Brazilian but because he is black.
      What a “coincidence” that the ballboy getting monkey gestures is also black. Ffs, just take the L man. Yeah police brutality is a issue for sure but our police also beats Brazilian fans, this isn’t some targeted brutality at foreigners.

    • @napolean_ragland
      @napolean_ragland 3 дні тому +1

      I heard him mention a monkey gesture inbetween all the rambling and yapping. That certainly is not xenophobia

    • @Parthian6
      @Parthian6 3 дні тому +1

      Jaja hambrentino a llorar
      (This comment is not racist, "just" xenophobic)

    • @marianolemos908
      @marianolemos908 3 дні тому +2

      dont worry, he is american, so he will never get it :/

    • @naxos0652
      @naxos0652 3 дні тому +2

      Yea that's the problem, it's not a one dimensional problem where argentinians are racist brats that will call a brazilian person a monkey the second something happens, or where brazilians are xenophobic assholes and their police will beat up foreign fans just for existing, it's a constant back and forth of hate.
      Brazil takes racism EXTREMELY seriously and thus demands that CONMEBOL punishes every single small act of racism that happens on a football pitch, which isn't a bad thing, but Argentina argues that brazilian fans put local argentinian pesos on fire and let them fall on top of argentinian fans along with calling them hungry argentinians or starving argentinians (which i believe qualifies as xenophobia) during games and CONMEBOL doesn't really do anything against those acts, hence that belief of disparity (Fueled by the fact that most south american countries believe that Brazil is "CONMEBOL's favorite" or that, at the very least, gets preferential treatment). This becomes worse when the police gets involved, as brazilian police is infamous for beating up foreign fans and even taking sides in brawls against foreign fans instead of focusing on ending the brawl (This even in cases where the brawl was started by brazilian fans, an example being in the days before the Fluminense - Boca Juniors Copa Libertadores Final when Fluminense ultras attacked Boca fans during a fan meetup and brazilian police showed up and started beating up Boca fans while letting the ultras leave without a lot of issues). In short, Brazil isn't in the wrong, Racism IS bad and SHOULD be punished, as a River Plate fan, our players shouldn't let their emotions overwhelm them like this, YOU KNOW what will happen, but this is just 1 example of a bigger problem that CONMEBOL refuses to address correctly, made even worse by a violent police force.

  • @STrIkeZzENMT
    @STrIkeZzENMT 3 дні тому +2

    Video of the incident: ua-cam.com/video/N6I3MAWkU7A/v-deo.html

  • @blackfalcon1324
    @blackfalcon1324 3 дні тому +4

    Did he just compare the womens team to dogs???

  • @manuelbarros4898
    @manuelbarros4898 3 дні тому

    All hail equality for men’s and women’s football! We’ve finally achieved it!

    • @manuelbarros4898
      @manuelbarros4898 3 дні тому

      Seriously, this is just terrible refereeing, as far as I can tell from Z’s video. Terrible.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 3 дні тому +2

    Wait, Americans still eat lots of food at Christmas? Then why the heck do you celebrate Thanksgiving like a week before? You don’t need 2 feasts dude.

    • @napolean_ragland
      @napolean_ragland 3 дні тому

      why celebrate thanksgiving at all. It wasnt even americans who shared their harvest with the indians, it was the brits

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 3 дні тому

      @napolean_ragland They're Americans, they only ever get 2 days paid leave in their employment they need all the holidays they can get (Thanksgiving, Presidents Day, African Americans (Juneteenth???))

    • @chuckobscure5622
      @chuckobscure5622 3 дні тому

      They’re a month apart, brainwave. Man, why do you idiots have to try and constantly disparage Americans even on videos that have nothing to do with them? Is it that this video has xenophobia as a topic and you thought “Man, I gotta get in on that!”

  • @mrbigbrain236
    @mrbigbrain236 3 дні тому +1

    Bro What Is That Hairline

  • @mikkysteaders
    @mikkysteaders 3 дні тому +1

    Find out in part 2 of “HOW NOT TO WEAR A CAP”