1st sip: your drunk 2nd sip: your seeing fairies 3rd sip: your having dinner with the teletubbies 4th sip: your the founder of Android phones 5th sip: your brother is Brad Pitt and your sister is Jennifer Hudson 6th sip: you believe your the newest member of the Power Rangers
Take one sip and you will end up on a trip to kill a male stripper looking mafia boss with a whole bunch of sexually confused teenagers (golden wind REFRENCE)
Who the hell can drink that all in one go i think that's more for just a cup which if u can get drunk off after 1 cup then you guys are a couple of lightweights
Crunching the numbers: Everclear at 75% ABV. 1L = 750mL ethanol Pineapple Vodka at 35% ABV. 750mL = 262.5mL ethanol 'Vodka' at 40% ABV. 1.75L= 700mL ethanol Strawberry Vodka at 35% ABV. 1L =350mL ethanol Malibu (my favourite) at 21% ABV. 1L= 210mL ethanol Sprite at 0% ABV. 2L= 0mL ethanol Punch at 0%ABV. 7.56L = 0mL ethanol Pineapple juice at 0% ABV. 0.2L= 0mL ethanol Melon liqueur at 20% ABV. 0.5L= 100mL ethanol Blue thing at 20% ethanol. 0.1L= 20mL ethanol Total volume is approximately 15.86 litres. Total ethanol volume = 2.3925 litres. Percentage ethanol = 2.3925÷15.86×100 Leaving 15.085% ABV for this 'jungle juice'. 15% ABV is slightly stronger than standard wine, but it's considerably lower than what you'd expect from a fortified wine such as sherry. At a party, I would drink the same amount of this as I would wine. Probably one glass. Remember to drink responsibly!
this guy just do too much lol. i can goto any safeway, buy a bunch of fruits and random colorful alcohol and mix them all in a big ass jug , then you will be just like him
Dude alcohol is all poison lmao the way your body reacts to it even doctors dont recommend drinking ANY alcohol anymore. That whole red wine glass a day being good for you B.S was debunked this century
well,most people can get a shot of only Vodka and go on just fine and Vodka is the most alcohoolic beverage in that mix. Since there is also less alcohholic and also not alcohoolic stuff that dilute the Vodka taking a shot of it should be fine. It's not like you are adding up the alcohool, you are mixing it
@@sunburntsatan6475 and a new starting device in your car ,that you breathe in to start. Lol also maybe some bail money in the center console for later.
nah its actually pretty weak if you do the math on it all, if anything you'll likely just feel ill later on or in the morning from mixing a bunch of spirits that dont even really mix well together haha
@Leslie our pictures are called "steel your face" it's a logo for a band called "Grateful Dead" Back in the 60s they used the logo to be able to identify their music equipment easily when it was mixed up with all the other bands equipment either in the back of a semi truck or on stage somewhere.
I've seen very similar before and even tried similar big mixes. But! This dude definitely hooked it up, looks delicious and actually looks cool , well blended, tints all layered.
Listen I drank jungle juice back in the day all I remember is we were at the the jersey shore . Yup that’s all I remember grain alcohol don’t know how I survived the 90a but was a hell of a ride
@Levi Chicwown nah its sour i like sour i would drink 1 cup boom nothing happens because its impossible to black out when drinking unless you drink 15 boxs
Supposedly he is sober and doesn’t drink. Which actually kinda makes sense, cause these concoctions he makes don’t even look fit for human consumption. It’s like being a chef who has no tastebuds.
Take a sip of that and you end up in the 6th dimension
No ,I'm from Russia , ha-ha
As someone who took two sips of that i can confirm that im in 9th dimension
A sip of that will earn you a court date
AND THERE YOU have it homeboy
@Dïïvision ok I wont
you take a drink of that.
everything turns dark.
hey you, you're finally awake
Nice Skyrim reference
Underrated Comment
It's all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee.
You were trying to cross the border right?
@maxmullets4138you’re the leader of the rebellion! but if they captured you… oh gods, where are they taking us?
Takes a sip, and begins to hear colors, and see sounds.
Wrong juice lol
"I just found out I have synesthesia" said Tom, with mixed feelings
I’m guessing this is a Paradise PD reference? Cause with all that vodka in there, that’s exactly what’s gonna happen.
I didn't see him add lsd
😂😂😂😂
1st sip: your drunk
2nd sip: your seeing fairies
3rd sip: your having dinner with the teletubbies
4th sip: your the founder of Android phones
5th sip: your brother is Brad Pitt and your sister is Jennifer Hudson
6th sip: you believe your the newest member of the Power Rangers
7th sip: counting your racks in a UFO
6th: you believe your doing ninja stunts (Power Rangers) , but your actually falling over every time you attempt to stand
@@Jedi-Nite 8th: Doing front flips in a Coke Zero whirlpool
Sorry but this is killing me- *you’re
You're
One sip and you're gonna start speaking enchantment table
Took a sip and now I speak Bane of arthropods
Um, actually, there is less alchohol per sip in that than standard vodka 🤓
@@SquishyBauBau Buddy you're trash, im speaking Fire Aspect II after 2 sips. I may need a liver transplant but hey. Beggars can't be choosers.
@@zachs.4371 he dumped atleast 10% 190 proof and 90% at minimal 60 proof. That’s pretty stout.
took a sip and now I speak Projectile Protection III
Someone make a 5 hour documentary about this man's liver
How many times you ever seen him drink it?
What liver
You also watched him waste food
@@DiminutiveAnimatorwhen
Kidney too
One sip and you'll be in a horse drawn cart hearing "hey you, you're finally awake'
Skyrim reference
one sip and you wake up on a boat being deported to Morrowind while some mfer named "Jiub" asks for your name
Take one sip and you will end up on a trip to kill a male stripper looking mafia boss with a whole bunch of sexually confused teenagers (golden wind REFRENCE)
Best comment I've ever seen
@@TheBalisongBearagreed 😂
Take a sip and you’re in that jungle you just heard about 😂
This is also called my "put me in the liver transplant list"
Worth
6 years you have to wait?
“Your livers dying right now? Sucks to suck”
@@TheAstaroth66a guy I know drank all the time and ended up getting cirrhosis of the Liver....trust me its not worth.
Gotta be sober for 6 months to even get on a list lol
Who the hell can drink that all in one go i think that's more for just a cup which if u can get drunk off after 1 cup then you guys are a couple of lightweights
First sip tastes like heaven, second sends you there
😅😅😅this dude tryin get everyone dui geezz
But we both know we would all try it.
😂😂😂😂😂
at this point its beyond heaven
The percentage ABV is only around 15%, similar to wine. You could safely consume 200mL of this stuff
Crunching the numbers:
Everclear at 75% ABV. 1L = 750mL ethanol
Pineapple Vodka at 35% ABV. 750mL = 262.5mL ethanol
'Vodka' at 40% ABV. 1.75L= 700mL ethanol
Strawberry Vodka at 35% ABV. 1L =350mL ethanol
Malibu (my favourite) at 21% ABV. 1L= 210mL ethanol
Sprite at 0% ABV. 2L= 0mL ethanol
Punch at 0%ABV. 7.56L = 0mL ethanol
Pineapple juice at 0% ABV. 0.2L= 0mL ethanol
Melon liqueur at 20% ABV. 0.5L= 100mL ethanol
Blue thing at 20% ethanol. 0.1L= 20mL ethanol
Total volume is approximately 15.86 litres.
Total ethanol volume = 2.3925 litres.
Percentage ethanol = 2.3925÷15.86×100
Leaving 15.085% ABV for this 'jungle juice'.
15% ABV is slightly stronger than standard wine, but it's considerably lower than what you'd expect from a fortified wine such as sherry.
At a party, I would drink the same amount of this as I would wine. Probably one glass.
Remember to drink responsibly!
Amazing crunching! You're the real MVP
I failed algebra so I don’t get the numbers
Classic mistake, you forgot to carry the 1.
this guy just do too much lol. i can goto any safeway, buy a bunch of fruits and random colorful alcohol and mix them all in a big ass jug , then you will be just like him
I really appreciate this random information!
One sip of this and you'll understand the secrets of the universe
“I call it the John wick”
“Why”
“Three shots and your dead”
hahaha True
Lil
Lol
that actually goes hard
You're
I have never seen a more potent poison that doesnt outright kill you
Dude alcohol is all poison lmao the way your body reacts to it even doctors dont recommend drinking ANY alcohol anymore. That whole red wine glass a day being good for you B.S was debunked this century
Honestly it might
Nah he put like two gallons of Hawaiian Punch in.
@Evacer the problem is you can't taste the alcohol. Three solo cups later and you're hammered.
@@Ericsaidfulthis shit is like 30/70 ~40%, why would anyone above 1,50m and 50kg of bodyweight be hammered from this 😂
If liver failure was a beverage
As if one persons gonna drink the entire thing, it’s just as bad as any other alcohol
don't lie you'd drink it tho
Doesn't look too bad tbh
Js don’t overdrink it 😭
Demoman from team fortress 2: bet
You take One sip of that, you’re gonna end up pissing Gasoline😂
“Caution: May contain some alcohol.”
Lmao 😂
Just 2 shots of vodka
Warning: This product was made in a facility that also processes alcohol, alcohol, and alcohol products.
Best comment 🎉😂
may💀
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Casual Geographic?
@@Delatroxx Jurassic Park
Jurrasic Park is the best
ian malcom moment
@@Delatroxx Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park.
prob got a 50/50 chance to wake up again💀😂
The "last"
A sip and you wake up or not
First 50/50 n second pity is guaranteed death
@@parauidis that a genshin impact ref bro ☠️😑
5/95…5 is the waking up again number 😂
@@Insanepixel73 niggas when they see a pity system
“The hangover would be terrible”
Good thing you’re not waking up the next day
Thats what i thought
😂
Bro was steps away from making power puff girls 💀
Ingredient x is the secret
Lmfao this knocked me out
Lmao so random
@@patrickglaser1560 * chemical x
He should name it Chemical X
shit gon have me waking up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean 💀
This that shii Benson been drinking fr😂
More like the specific ocean
IF you wake up-
@@Ninesniper 💀💀💀
@@hlogipheme4832 😭😭😭
One sip and you're waking up next week
“A lil bit of Malibu”
Drains bottle
the first thing he added was everclear
We watched the video
Bros finna be Walter White at highschool parties 💀
Walter Black
@@bjornhemke6127Heisenburg Mc jamal
@@bigfatsupremeistrider8225 Ayo
That's some chemistry ⚗️
@@RV-pn2oz 👨
My man really made a beverage with 150% alcohol
One sip and your vision gonna go take a trip
hahahahahaahah
I know its a joke but that's closer to 15%.
Chug jug
150% sugar bruh
Some of your drinks gotta have a "Drink!, if you dare" sign 😂
1st sip : Oh that's good
2nd sip : Oh that's God
Hahahahahahahaha😂😂😂
Underrated comment. Lol 😂
Crispy comment bro
@@sethjobsalamanca83It really isn’t. He has this like, every video.
3rd sip: "beuuuiaaaarrkkkk 🤮"
Bro fr brought back the chug-jug 💀
bro XD
Ong
But this gets rid of health
Lmao
Bro u chug that and u making an appointment with Jesus Christ
One sip of this and the words "FATALITY" will be floating above your head 😅
This one of those rare insults
Each milliliter takes 1 HP.
well,most people can get a shot of only Vodka and go on just fine and Vodka is the most alcohoolic beverage in that mix. Since there is also less alcohholic and also not alcohoolic stuff that dilute the Vodka taking a shot of it should be fine. It's not like you are adding up the alcohool, you are mixing it
Bro I was adding percentages I’m glad you said this
liver failure speedrun
Bro created a gate to heaven and didn't even notice 😂
first sip:” O that's good”
Second sip:”O that's God”.
so underated comment 😂😂
Underated comment😂😂
Broooo😂
💀💀
Daaamn bro😂
The first sip tastes like heaven, the next one takes you there
еахахахах лучший
😂😂😂😂😂
But what about sip number three...?
lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
I was your 1 thousand like :))
Хороший рецепт. К сожалению некоторых ингредиентов не оказалось и у меня была только водка. Но получилось всё равно вкусно.
А потом я отравился печенькой😂
@@rabchenrabe6046🤣👍
Только от просмотра голова болела на следующий день
Неужели он патриот раз столько водки, чернорусам быть
Ну по сути вкусно
Most alcohol free drink found in a student dorm in alabama
5 year old me making a cure for cancer in the kitchen
AAHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 man IM dead 💀
💀💀😂😂😂
The cure is death
Someone stop this man😂😭
"And there you have it"
Was the last thing I heard before I woke up in the hospital 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Мне такой бутылки на пару дней
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 🤣 😂 🤣
The homeless guy after I give him $20
💀💀💀
💀
one of the best tipsy bartender comments in a while
I'm dead 💀 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Bro said "Ever Clear Time, Tornado" like he was choosing a pokemon.
Bro's been making the same drink in different containers for the past 5 years
He's putting the liquor store owner's kids through college at this rate.
@@drinfernodds No, He refills the same bottles with water.
@@Fattyyyyx liquor store owner and his kids in shambles.
@@drinfernodds 💀💀
Bro has the entire abusive father pack
Broo
😅
Only for 29.99
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Needs more likes💀
One sip of that would turn yo world into a regular show moment.
54 likes and no comment,let me fix that
“The Mississippi queen”
@@Papafuica36 One of the best episodes fr
*MORIANIS!?*
😂😂
Sir Love from India 🇮🇳
I would like to know can thia fruits eat or just added for flavor?
Pls reply on fruits use 🎉🌹🎊
“AND THERE YA HAVE IT”
*liquid death*
Why do you think its the people pleaser jungle juice? It feels like a jaguar eating your guts in a jungle
That shit gon kill an elephant
🤣🤣🤣🤣
good thing we ain't elephants
But don't polisch men
It's gonna be dumped down the drain.
Мы русские с 4 лет такое пьём
If a red bull gives you wings, this shit takes you up and beyond
😂😂😂
This shit gives you an ankle monitor 😂
@@sunburntsatan6475 and a new starting device in your car ,that you breathe in to start. Lol also maybe some bail money in the center console for later.
To Infinity....and beyond!!!!
On the other side of space further up in island up there
Take a sip and you gonna be hearing the undertaker theme
"Officer it was just one drink"
lmfao
LOL this one is underrated
“A little bit of Malibu” pours the whole damn thing 💀
The bottle was half empty
Bro making some poisonous drink for the party💀
xd
Getting deathed by fruit poison is not how I plan to go out
Fr
Bro is a new killer🦍.
indeed
Ngl
That bottle of everclear is enough alcohol and he added three more bottle of vodka.
Bro's trying to get people f*cked up. 😂
This guy single handedly keeps Hawaiian Punch in business.
Because he couldn't find Hi-C in big cans 🥫 😊
Because he couldn’t find grape drank
“Just one drink right Arthur?”
“Yeah just a drink”
LENNNNY
Where are you LEEEEENNNNNYY‼️‼️🤣😊
YNNEL???
@@Surgevindu ❤ىبل8,
😂
One sip of this shit and you became a celestial being
nah its actually pretty weak if you do the math on it all, if anything you'll likely just feel ill later on or in the morning from mixing a bunch of spirits that dont even really mix well together haha
@@JaxDagger nah let them believe. they probably think if you add conc 20% solution with a solution of 10% it’ll create 30
@@JaxDagger yeah, a sip of this is just gonna contain the average alcohol % of all the drinks that were mixed so prolly like around 35 ish? % alcohol
@@JaxDagger I still ain't drinking that lmao
Not rlly it jsut tastes different
I love your videos so much keep up the tipsy bartender❤❤
This also called "liver killer juice & get me on the liver transplant list" 😂😂😂😂😂
Nine year old me, mixing all the shampoos in the bathroom to make a “magic potion”
i was literally about to say that
I did this for my mom, she told me 'but don't put Mr Clean into it'
True
やめろー！
Or all the sodas at the fountain
Perfect drink before work or a Saturday morning drive through your local school zone
bruh 💀
You good?
One of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a while
But Saturday morning is the worst time to drive drunk in a school zone. Nah I'm gonna do this on a Monday afternoon
Lmfao!!!
My liver and and pancreas been real quiet since this dropped
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know they are quiet cause they don’t want to die LOL
@@heribertosarmiento1265 DIE they already dead.
@@tahsinjamal Lmao LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's called jungle juice cause after you drink it you wake up in a jungle
That ain't getting you drunk, that's getting yo ass high in heaven 💀💀
💀
To hell actually
@@Shybeanieweirdo nuh uh
@@tpotheteapot356 getting drunk ain't sending u to heaven u can forget about that✝️
@@Shybeanieweirdo I don't drink, I'm 16
“How drunk you wanna get tonight?”
“Of course!”
"And how high do you want your sugar be?"
"Hell yes"
Bro is gonna kill the whole party
Nice profile picture bro 👌 NFA family
Men of culture
@@connorstrauss9532 @Kyle @Enriqie shockwave Who dufuq yall with the same profile pictures?
@Leslie our pictures are called "steel your face" it's a logo for a band called "Grateful Dead"
Back in the 60s they used the logo to be able to identify their music equipment easily when it was mixed up with all the other bands equipment either in the back of a semi truck or on stage somewhere.
@@kylemax7300 yo, thats a nice story 🙂
Moms after taking the divorce ''well"
I appreciate that he used three different brands of vodka, really adds to the incredibly chaotic aura
Four if you count the everclear
Bro made rocket fuel 💀
Avgas is actually blue.
You got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Omg😂
😂😂😂
Honey wheres the kids? "The jungle...."😊
One sip and you will start seeing your ancestors
I’m convinced he doesn’t even plan these mixes anymore, he just tells his assistant to hand him anything 😂
Pretty much. I miss when he’d do real mixers.. now he just wastes alcohol for jungle juice videos
I agree with yall😂
@@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut I mean, is it a waste if it's at least being drank at party or something?
@@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisButit's not a waste if you drink it
@@ggmann13 lmao ain’t nobody drinking that bullshit and living to tell the tale
"How much alcohol do you want?"
This guy: "Yes"
Yes is not a number
I needed a liver transplant just watching this short.
Hsha
@@DeadPiixxelyes it is
I'm sorry, the correct answer was "vodka".
The magic drink: one sip and you are immediately at the liver transplant list.
This the type of concoction we make during school lunch 💀
😂 this is a Saturday morning breakfast after a party in the UK. Then, off to the pub.
Just being in the same room as this would instantly kill Gwyneth Paltrow.
Why? The alcohol percent is like a normal drink? Probably less coz of the juice diluent
I don’t think alcohol stacks debuffs
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ I love when you twist the bottle it's like the coolest thing ever
Homeless guy with the $5 you gave him:
Oh hell nah this funny as shit😂
LOLOL FR
Had one ask me for "bus money" right outside tje liquor store
Lol
“I only had one officer, drink.”
LMAO
😂😂😂
Nice one
"Only one, you say? 🤨"
- "(Burps!) Yes ociffer only one" 😂
I get it, when you’re drunk, you can’t think or speak correctly.
"Just one more drink."
The drink:
It would make you "not alive" so long Bro about to start a whole new live in bros dream 💀
I've seen very similar before and even tried similar big mixes. But! This dude definitely hooked it up, looks delicious and actually looks cool , well blended, tints all layered.
Woman: "This is kinda poison"
Bartender: "V O D K A"
For russian "Vodka" is normal water
this is a stereotype Russians do not drink it so often, preferring less strong drinks
З з 3 small number three
ззззззззззз
@@Klet4atiiKa4ok Ага
One sip tastes like heaven, the second will take you there.
good job on copying the most oveeused line this month
😂
@@raphu2272 fr
Bro no matter what the thing is there's always gonna be some bot like you who comments this
Iam german and this is a decent cocktail
"Hawaii punch" looks like something I would add to the washing machine.
Tastes like it too
That shit has been around for like 60 years! It’s great 😂😂
That shit never got cold no matter how much ice you put in it
Bluds never had Hawaiian punch
@@kingumbreon8062blud?
At this point I’m going to have a wall dedicated to the jugs of jungle juice I’ll be drinking everyday while playing video games with my friends.
Good ole jungle juice days. Waking up from blacking out, scared to look at my phone. If i could even find it 💀
Man i some ppjj
Dude, just waking up would be a miracle.
Tropical tornado 💀
Facts
I use to wake up sending long gibberish messages to a bunch of girls 🤦🏽♂️ don’t miss them days
that one unemployed friend at 2:52PM:
131 Likes and 0 Replies
Me:- lemme fix this 💬
😂
Love how I am reading this at 2:52 am
2:22 here 😁
@@nirmaljose8119 nice
7 year old me mixing every liquid I could find
Bro we had a barrel in my buddys backyard where we’d just throw all types of random fluid it was NASTY 🤣
How could you refuse such a drink from MBappe himself
Bro really using his Costco membership to it fullest
Underrated comment
Ong
This is literally something a death row inmate would ask for on his last request list
Really, cause I thought this is what they used for the injection.
Listen I drank jungle juice back in the day all I remember is we were at the the jersey shore . Yup that’s all I remember grain alcohol don’t know how I survived the 90a but was a hell of a ride
One sip makes you wake up in 1998 and your friend tells you "Damn dude, that was quite a fall, I thought you'd never wake up!"
oof💀
at that exact moment, i would make everything to stay in there😂😂😂
Why 1998? 🤔
This has more spirit than juice 😂😂
He accidentally made everclear
First sip tastes like heaven
Second sip sends you there
PPPUUUAAAHHH 😂😂😂
XDDDDD😂😂
Naw first sip sends you to hell
U miss calculated you can't go to heaven while your drinking alcohool 😂
“How fucked up do you wanna be, later?”
Him: “Yes”
@Levi Chicwown nah its sour i like sour i would drink 1 cup boom nothing happens because its impossible to black out when drinking unless you drink 15 boxs
All that vodka is weak it ain’t that serious
From water? Lmao
He never cracks the seals
Yogurt
@@Flabbergash you must be seeing with your eyes closed. He poured all that vodka
"What flavour drink do you want?"
"Yes"
After taking a sip from this and you know all the world 300+ languages...
The homeless man using the 6 dollars I gave him:
I don’t even understand why this made me laugh😂
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
I'm confused with this joke sorry.
@@corncobbob2326 basically most homeless people when they get money by begging they go buy alcohol instead of essential things
"How drunk do u want to be tonight?"
*"Yes"*
One sip and you accidentally break two billion important universes
alcohol doesnt stack
@@patrikrathan8705tis a joke
That black joker just adds up any liquid he can find in his house.. 😂😂😂😂
That one homeless person when you give him money:
Bro starts Shang Tsung on all 🥃 🥃 🥃 hahahahahsh
Why should he?
@@qorcttvtbtb-29935if he doesn't buy drugs he buys that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last time this guy was sober was when he was learning what 3×2 is
Supposedly he is sober and doesn’t drink. Which actually kinda makes sense, cause these concoctions he makes don’t even look fit for human consumption. It’s like being a chef who has no tastebuds.
Underrated
There's enough vodka to turn anyone into Peter Griffin
😂 underrated comment
One comment let me ruin that.
It's all water.
@@horatiohornblower3757 ok and where joking
Bro said "Tornado!" Like it was an anime skill