The People Pleaser Jungle Juice

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • #tipsybartender #cocktail #blue #fruits #fruit #vodka #rum #blue #melon

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  • @darkninjabee
    @darkninjabee Рік тому +174539

    Take a sip of that and you end up in the 6th dimension

    • @Oreooreoroeoz1111
      @Oreooreoroeoz1111 Рік тому +3027

      No ,I'm from Russia , ha-ha

    • @Fg79797
      @Fg79797 Рік тому +2158

      As someone who took two sips of that i can confirm that im in 9th dimension

    • @eondrike5481
      @eondrike5481 Рік тому +790

      A sip of that will earn you a court date

    • @ClassifGaming
      @ClassifGaming Рік тому +278

      AND THERE YOU have it homeboy

    • @AverageIraqEnjoyer
      @AverageIraqEnjoyer Рік тому +64

      ​@Dïïvision ok I wont

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp Рік тому +6171

    Crunching the numbers:
    Everclear at 75% ABV. 1L = 750mL ethanol
    Pineapple Vodka at 35% ABV. 750mL = 262.5mL ethanol
    'Vodka' at 40% ABV. 1.75L= 700mL ethanol
    Strawberry Vodka at 35% ABV. 1L =350mL ethanol
    Malibu (my favourite) at 21% ABV. 1L= 210mL ethanol
    Sprite at 0% ABV. 2L= 0mL ethanol
    Punch at 0%ABV. 7.56L = 0mL ethanol
    Pineapple juice at 0% ABV. 0.2L= 0mL ethanol
    Melon liqueur at 20% ABV. 0.5L= 100mL ethanol
    Blue thing at 20% ethanol. 0.1L= 20mL ethanol
    Total volume is approximately 15.86 litres.
    Total ethanol volume = 2.3925 litres.
    Percentage ethanol = 2.3925÷15.86×100
    Leaving 15.085% ABV for this 'jungle juice'.
    15% ABV is slightly stronger than standard wine, but it's considerably lower than what you'd expect from a fortified wine such as sherry.
    At a party, I would drink the same amount of this as I would wine. Probably one glass.
    Remember to drink responsibly!

    • @nicford1486
      @nicford1486 Рік тому +398

      Amazing crunching! You're the real MVP

    • @michaelallen6088
      @michaelallen6088 Рік тому +161

      I failed algebra so I don’t get the numbers

    • @Gordon0
      @Gordon0 Рік тому +146

      Classic mistake, you forgot to carry the 1.

    • @joosiekawk
      @joosiekawk Рік тому +16

      this guy just do too much lol. i can goto any safeway, buy a bunch of fruits and random colorful alcohol and mix them all in a big ass jug , then you will be just like him

    • @LetsGetHighOnMorris
      @LetsGetHighOnMorris Рік тому +32

      I really appreciate this random information!

  • @isg4
    @isg4 Рік тому +25128

    One sip and you're gonna start speaking enchantment table

    • @SquishyBauBau
      @SquishyBauBau Рік тому +491

      Took a sip and now I speak Bane of arthropods

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 Рік тому +101

      Um, actually, there is less alchohol per sip in that than standard vodka 🤓

    • @funkinforever6308
      @funkinforever6308 Рік тому

      ​@@SquishyBauBau Buddy you're trash, im speaking Fire Aspect II after 2 sips. I may need a liver transplant but hey. Beggars can't be choosers.

    • @79dent
      @79dent Рік тому +81

      @@zachs.4371 he dumped atleast 10% 190 proof and 90% at minimal 60 proof. That’s pretty stout.

    • @greenray.
      @greenray. Рік тому +102

      took a sip and now I speak Projectile Protection III

  • @harsimrank6378
    @harsimrank6378 Місяць тому +462

    If a red bull gives you wings, this shit takes you up and beyond

    • @Mmm_gravy
      @Mmm_gravy 17 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sunburntsatan6475
      @sunburntsatan6475 14 днів тому +8

      This shit gives you an ankle monitor 😂

    • @michealowns21
      @michealowns21 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@sunburntsatan6475 and a new starting device in your car ,that you breathe in to start. Lol also maybe some bail money in the center console for later.

  • @lonesoldier2485
    @lonesoldier2485 Рік тому +5311

    Takes a sip, and begins to hear colors, and see sounds.

    • @missyjezebel6309
      @missyjezebel6309 Рік тому +24

      Wrong juice lol

    • @dotdash2284
      @dotdash2284 Рік тому +25

      "I just found out I have synesthesia" said Tom, with mixed feelings

    • @yeetkid2175
      @yeetkid2175 Рік тому +7

      I’m guessing this is a Paradise PD reference? Cause with all that vodka in there, that’s exactly what’s gonna happen.

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous Рік тому +5

      You also start to speak in Willy Wonka computer beeps and bloops

    • @AceW0rld
      @AceW0rld Рік тому +5

      I didn't see him add lsd

  • @grim.reaper
    @grim.reaper Рік тому +10705

    This is also called my "put me in the liver transplant list"

    • @TheAstaroth66
      @TheAstaroth66 Рік тому +27

      Worth

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones Рік тому +41

      6 years you have to wait?
      “Your livers dying right now? Sucks to suck”

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 Рік тому +27

      ​@@TheAstaroth66a guy I know drank all the time and ended up getting cirrhosis of the Liver....trust me its not worth.

    • @TruStoogeDrew.
      @TruStoogeDrew. Рік тому +6

      Gotta be sober for 6 months to even get on a list lol

    • @digitalpickleridgy2971
      @digitalpickleridgy2971 Рік тому +7

      Who the hell can drink that all in one go i think that's more for just a cup which if u can get drunk off after 1 cup then you guys are a couple of lightweights

  • @richym7324
    @richym7324 Рік тому +13778

    prob got a 50/50 chance to wake up again💀😂

    • @LOADING_ERROR
      @LOADING_ERROR Рік тому +85

      The "last"
      A sip and you wake up or not

    • @parauid
      @parauid Рік тому +43

      First 50/50 n second pity is guaranteed death

    • @Insanepixel73
      @Insanepixel73 Рік тому +11

      ​@@parauidis that a genshin impact ref bro ☠️😑

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 Рік тому +1

      5/95…5 is the waking up again number 😂

    • @Moldybred
      @Moldybred Рік тому

      @@Insanepixel73 niggas when they see a pity system

  • @realDBshop
    @realDBshop 13 днів тому +7

    Take a sip and you’re in that jungle you just heard about 😂

  • @tortugamaritima6373
    @tortugamaritima6373 Рік тому +8773

    you take a drink of that.
    everything turns dark.
    hey you, you're finally awake

    • @RaidenBergeron
      @RaidenBergeron Рік тому +136

      Nice Skyrim reference

    • @shadowplaxianthgaming3694
      @shadowplaxianthgaming3694 Рік тому +40

      Underrated Comment

    • @KupoPotion
      @KupoPotion Рік тому +62

      It's all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee.

    • @immortalkhang8294
      @immortalkhang8294 Рік тому +44

      You were trying to cross the border right?

    • @noahschoolfield9411
      @noahschoolfield9411 Рік тому +25

      @maxmullets4138you’re the leader of the rebellion! but if they captured you… oh gods, where are they taking us?

  • @-tg3pb
    @-tg3pb Рік тому +29276

    Bro was steps away from making power puff girls 💀

  • @tofugai9680
    @tofugai9680 Рік тому +3957

    Хороший рецепт. К сожалению некоторых ингредиентов не оказалось и у меня была только водка. Но получилось всё равно вкусно.

    • @rabchenrabe6046
      @rabchenrabe6046 Рік тому +108

      А потом я отравился печенькой😂

    • @Anzhelika19
      @Anzhelika19 Рік тому

      @@rabchenrabe6046🤣👍

    • @АзекеБисенгали
      @АзекеБисенгали Рік тому +70

      Только от просмотра голова болела на следующий день

    • @tych1652
      @tych1652 Рік тому +38

      Неужели он патриот раз столько водки, чернорусам быть

    • @maxbaggio839
      @maxbaggio839 Рік тому +11

      Ну по сути вкусно

  • @Hugo_Basilio
    @Hugo_Basilio Місяць тому +32

    This drink would solve your health problem, my neighbor didn't have a migraine anymore after his last drink.

  • @Konj0
    @Konj0 Рік тому +7975

    “Caution: May contain some alcohol.”

    • @brofluffy
      @brofluffy Рік тому +40

      Lmao 😂

    • @aizawants2sleep
      @aizawants2sleep Рік тому +86

      Just 2 shots of vodka

    • @cubsfan224
      @cubsfan224 Рік тому +86

      Warning: This product was made in a facility that also processes alcohol, alcohol, and alcohol products.

    • @main_character9766
      @main_character9766 Рік тому +10

      Best comment 🎉😂

    • @Reyfan601
      @Reyfan601 Рік тому +8

      may💀

  • @kufi250
    @kufi250 Рік тому +10360

    shit gon have me waking up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean 💀

    • @hlogipheme4832
      @hlogipheme4832 Рік тому +145

      This that shii Benson been drinking fr😂

    • @Ninesniper
      @Ninesniper Рік тому +63

      More like the specific ocean

    • @SHROUD_15_
      @SHROUD_15_ Рік тому +56

      IF you wake up-

    • @kufi250
      @kufi250 Рік тому +4

      @@Ninesniper 💀💀💀

    • @kufi250
      @kufi250 Рік тому +5

      @@hlogipheme4832 😭😭😭

  • @spacecase2187
    @spacecase2187 4 місяці тому +2118

    That shit gon kill an elephant

  • @timnewnham6526
    @timnewnham6526 Місяць тому +5

    That bucket is like 300 dollars of pure hangover juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @icyNoobs
    @icyNoobs 10 місяців тому +3004

    If liver failure was a beverage

    • @DeertickDaniel
      @DeertickDaniel 9 місяців тому +24

      As if one persons gonna drink the entire thing, it’s just as bad as any other alcohol

    • @sigher6438
      @sigher6438 9 місяців тому +15

      don't lie you'd drink it tho

    • @letsbetheawkwardkquorter7159
      @letsbetheawkwardkquorter7159 9 місяців тому +4

      Doesn't look too bad tbh

    • @palerider2143
      @palerider2143 6 місяців тому +2

      Js don’t overdrink it 😭

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 5 місяців тому

      Demoman from team fortress 2: bet

  • @afellowmanofculture8721
    @afellowmanofculture8721 Рік тому +2841

    Someone make a 5 hour documentary about this man's liver

  • @byomeshsarmah4768
    @byomeshsarmah4768 10 місяців тому +3447

    1st sip : Oh that's good
    2nd sip : Oh that's God

  • @ericmccly1979
    @ericmccly1979 Місяць тому +10

    "This called ppl pleaser Jungle Juice!" 🍷
    By -Reverend, Jim Jones. But he just called it: "Kool-Aid" in 1978 🍷

  • @jakeedwards4786
    @jakeedwards4786 Рік тому +8103

    “I call it the John wick”
    “Why”
    “Three shots and your dead”

  • @thebasiccharlie1324
    @thebasiccharlie1324 Рік тому +3708

    5 year old me making a cure for cancer in the kitchen

  • @Hano..
    @Hano.. Рік тому +58958

    The homeless guy after I give him $20

  • @williammason475
    @williammason475 Місяць тому +3

    My kidneys and liver are squinting from this

  • @tekature2315
    @tekature2315 Рік тому +2154

    Bro fr brought back the chug-jug 💀

  • @ryanmccrary1880
    @ryanmccrary1880 Рік тому +4969

    My man really made a beverage with 150% alcohol

  • @chrisharlan3671
    @chrisharlan3671 Місяць тому +8

    That shit will make you wanna go fold the dishes after one shot 😂😂

  • @fastdog6806
    @fastdog6806 Рік тому +2503

    first sip:” O that's good”
    Second sip:”O that's God”.

    • @Chiyu.00
      @Chiyu.00 11 місяців тому +23

      so underated comment 😂😂

    • @toxic99999
      @toxic99999 11 місяців тому +7

      Underated comment😂😂

    • @Rookietookie
      @Rookietookie 11 місяців тому +3

      Broooo😂

    • @Qorable
      @Qorable 11 місяців тому +2

      💀💀

    • @ayhamfostok1534
      @ayhamfostok1534 11 місяців тому

      Daaamn bro😂

  • @XRAY81
    @XRAY81 Рік тому +3820

    First sip tastes like heaven, second sends you there

    • @user-yn4rk2uw6r
      @user-yn4rk2uw6r Рік тому +23

      😅😅😅this dude tryin get everyone dui geezz

    • @CyberSec_Vin
      @CyberSec_Vin Рік тому +19

      But we both know we would all try it.

    • @dboii9741
      @dboii9741 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rexFumoracing
      @rexFumoracing Рік тому +4

      at this point its beyond heaven

    • @May-gr8bp
      @May-gr8bp Рік тому +10

      The percentage ABV is only around 15%, similar to wine. You could safely consume 200mL of this stuff

  • @misterpig1364
    @misterpig1364 Рік тому +3288

    The first sip tastes like heaven, the next one takes you there

  • @luriddream
    @luriddream Місяць тому +4

    That friend who claims to make the best cocktails:

  • @_alexcr
    @_alexcr Рік тому +3010

    That ain't getting you drunk, that's getting yo ass high in heaven 💀💀

  • @mortalff3998
    @mortalff3998 Рік тому +3113

    Bro making some poisonous drink for the party💀

    • @rafiiahmad9654
      @rafiiahmad9654 Рік тому +7

      xd

    • @GnA_000
      @GnA_000 Рік тому +26

      Getting deathed by fruit poison is not how I plan to go out

    • @VK19L
      @VK19L Рік тому +1

      Fr
      Bro is a new killer🦍.

    • @Khairan99
      @Khairan99 Рік тому +1

      indeed

    • @normaleverydayman7004
      @normaleverydayman7004 Рік тому +2

      Ngl
      That bottle of everclear is enough alcohol and he added three more bottle of vodka.

  • @bigfatsupremeistrider8225
    @bigfatsupremeistrider8225 Рік тому +3867

    Bros finna be Walter White at highschool parties 💀

  • @fredrikjaensson7350
    @fredrikjaensson7350 Місяць тому +8

    A couples of drinks of that and you get a single ticket to the paradise🤣🤣🤣😋😋👍👍

  • @Enriqueshockwave587
    @Enriqueshockwave587 Рік тому +6801

    Bro is gonna kill the whole party

    • @kylemax7300
      @kylemax7300 Рік тому +16

      Nice profile picture bro 👌 NFA family

    • @connorstrauss9532
      @connorstrauss9532 Рік тому +11

      Men of culture

    • @leslie7988
      @leslie7988 Рік тому +1

      @@connorstrauss9532 @Kyle @Enriqie shockwave Who dufuq yall with the same profile pictures?

    • @kylemax7300
      @kylemax7300 Рік тому +5

      @Leslie our pictures are called "steel your face" it's a logo for a band called "Grateful Dead"
      Back in the 60s they used the logo to be able to identify their music equipment easily when it was mixed up with all the other bands equipment either in the back of a semi truck or on stage somewhere.

    • @leslie7988
      @leslie7988 Рік тому +3

      @@kylemax7300 yo, thats a nice story 🙂

  • @Turk0171
    @Turk0171 9 місяців тому +1180

    Bro made rocket fuel 💀

    • @Cblizy
      @Cblizy 4 місяці тому +1

      Avgas is actually blue.

    • @Kevin.Mammar
      @Kevin.Mammar 4 місяці тому +1

      You got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @curiouscat729
      @curiouscat729 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MellaYella
      @MellaYella 4 місяці тому

      Omg😂

    • @orlowski2018
      @orlowski2018 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 13 днів тому +3

    How could you refuse such a drink from MBappe himself

  • @kidwoodstudios8822
    @kidwoodstudios8822 Рік тому +1091

    I have never seen a more potent poison that doesnt outright kill you

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Рік тому

      Dude alcohol is all poison lmao the way your body reacts to it even doctors dont recommend drinking ANY alcohol anymore. That whole red wine glass a day being good for you B.S was debunked this century

    • @welredd
      @welredd Рік тому +7

      Honestly it might

    • @Evacer
      @Evacer Рік тому +6

      Nah he put like two gallons of Hawaiian Punch in.

    • @Ericsaidful
      @Ericsaidful Рік тому +6

      ​@Evacer the problem is you can't taste the alcohol. Three solo cups later and you're hammered.

    • @Private-pd2nc
      @Private-pd2nc Рік тому +2

      ​@@Ericsaidfulthis shit is like 30/70 ~40%, why would anyone above 1,50m and 50kg of bodyweight be hammered from this 😂

  • @SomeRandomIdt
    @SomeRandomIdt Рік тому +1674

    Bro has the entire abusive father pack

  • @fullmetalboomba4530
    @fullmetalboomba4530 4 місяці тому +1909

    "And there you have it"
    Was the last thing I heard before I woke up in the hospital 😂😂

    • @missymissy101
      @missymissy101 4 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WF.Endry46
      @WF.Endry46 3 місяці тому +1

      Мне такой бутылки на пару дней

    • @BigTastey
      @BigTastey 3 місяці тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 3 місяці тому +2

      😂 🤣 😂 🤣

  • @romgl4513
    @romgl4513 Місяць тому +4

    Getting the biggest hangover just by watching this!

  • @mmdrahaman
    @mmdrahaman Рік тому +1497

    “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

  • @invaliduserist
    @invaliduserist Рік тому +1256

    One sip and you'll be in a horse drawn cart hearing "hey you, you're finally awake'

    • @YourOneandOnlyClown
      @YourOneandOnlyClown Рік тому +16

      Skyrim reference

    • @woodie3030
      @woodie3030 Рік тому +12

      one sip and you wake up on a boat being deported to Morrowind while some mfer named "Jiub" asks for your name

    • @Mr.Morals
      @Mr.Morals Рік тому

      Take one sip and you will end up on a trip to kill a male stripper looking mafia boss with a whole bunch of sexually confused teenagers (golden wind REFRENCE)

    • @TheBalisongBear
      @TheBalisongBear Рік тому +3

      Best comment I've ever seen

    • @stevenvalles5
      @stevenvalles5 Рік тому +2

      ​@@TheBalisongBearagreed 😂

  • @ethanfisher3844
    @ethanfisher3844 Рік тому +7322

    “I only had one officer, drink.”

    • @NateDogg-if5id
      @NateDogg-if5id Рік тому +75

      LMAO

    • @jopopocodm4754
      @jopopocodm4754 Рік тому +42

      😂😂😂

    • @rodrigopires5261
      @rodrigopires5261 Рік тому +24

      Nice one

    • @Astro-J85
      @Astro-J85 Рік тому +95

      "Only one, you say? 🤨"
      - "(Burps!) Yes ociffer only one" 😂

    • @Ep4368
      @Ep4368 Рік тому +13

      I get it, when you’re drunk, you can’t think or speak correctly.

  • @ericettenjr5059
    @ericettenjr5059 4 дні тому +3

    1st sip: your drunk
    2nd sip: your seeing fairies
    3rd sip: your having dinner with the teletubbies
    4th sip: your the founder of Android phones
    5th sip: your brother is Brad Pitt and your sister is Jennifer Hudson
    6th sip: you believe your the newest member of the Power Rangers

  • @e-unit1579
    @e-unit1579 Рік тому +1960

    “Just one drink right Arthur?”
    “Yeah just a drink”

  • @NoahIsHawt
    @NoahIsHawt Рік тому +1011

    That one homeless person when you give him money:

    • @meetprakasit1447
      @meetprakasit1447 Рік тому +4

      Bro starts Shang Tsung on all 🥃 🥃 🥃 hahahahahsh

    • @스벅
      @스벅 Рік тому +3

      Why should he?

    • @googy2251
      @googy2251 Рік тому

      ​@@스벅if he doesn't buy drugs he buys that

    • @augustopanama8905
      @augustopanama8905 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Feneture
    @Feneture Рік тому +2516

    One sip of this and the words "FATALITY" will be floating above your head 😅

    • @wrinklybrain832
      @wrinklybrain832 Рік тому +6

      This one of those rare insults

    • @drokhalis3338
      @drokhalis3338 Рік тому +11

      Each milliliter takes 1 HP.

    • @pietrovitale9940
      @pietrovitale9940 Рік тому +7

      well,most people can get a shot of only Vodka and go on just fine and Vodka is the most alcohoolic beverage in that mix. Since there is also less alcohholic and also not alcohoolic stuff that dilute the Vodka taking a shot of it should be fine. It's not like you are adding up the alcohool, you are mixing it

    • @lowiqplays4944
      @lowiqplays4944 Рік тому +3

      Bro I was adding percentages I’m glad you said this

    • @jimyendme8893
      @jimyendme8893 Рік тому +1

      liver failure speedrun

  • @moseschong33
    @moseschong33 18 днів тому +2

    1st sip: hhmm that's good
    2nd sip: hhhmmm that's god

  • @csis8460
    @csis8460 4 місяці тому +497

    Bro's been making the same drink in different containers for the past 5 years

    • @drinfernodds
      @drinfernodds 4 місяці тому +24

      He's putting the liquor store owner's kids through college at this rate.

    • @Fattyyyyx
      @Fattyyyyx 4 місяці тому +8

      @@drinfernodds No, He refills the same bottles with water.

    • @drinfernodds
      @drinfernodds 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Fattyyyyx liquor store owner and his kids in shambles.

    • @Fattyyyyx
      @Fattyyyyx 4 місяці тому +1

      @@drinfernodds 💀💀

  • @piddlesmcgee
    @piddlesmcgee Рік тому +270

    “The hangover would be terrible”
    Good thing you’re not waking up the next day

  • @GCurtisJr
    @GCurtisJr 10 місяців тому +580

    “A lil bit of Malibu”
    Drains bottle

    • @brknfltr
      @brknfltr 9 місяців тому

      the first thing he added was everclear

    • @TylerSmith-qx6uz
      @TylerSmith-qx6uz 9 місяців тому

      We watched the video

  • @edwardcoats8776
    @edwardcoats8776 13 днів тому +3

    This is what Arya Stark gave the Freys.

  • @JJdoesedits
    @JJdoesedits Рік тому +3747

    The homeless man using the 6 dollars I gave him:

    • @babywhat7786
      @babywhat7786 Рік тому +85

      I don’t even understand why this made me laugh😂

    • @tqrrxr
      @tqrrxr Рік тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @seanellis4878
      @seanellis4878 Рік тому +15

      💀💀💀

    • @corncobbob2326
      @corncobbob2326 Рік тому +4

      I'm confused with this joke sorry.

    • @tqrrxr
      @tqrrxr Рік тому +39

      @@corncobbob2326 basically most homeless people when they get money by begging they go buy alcohol instead of essential things

  • @bigsean6045
    @bigsean6045 Рік тому +726

    Homeless guy with the $5 you gave him:

  • @lemniscatelogos7917
    @lemniscatelogos7917 Рік тому +1879

    My liver and and pancreas been real quiet since this dropped

  • @widow3583
    @widow3583 Місяць тому +3

    I just know that concoction can start my car😳! Also, I failed a drinking sobriety test I haven’t even taken yet from watching this.😱

  • @certifiedsenpai2
    @certifiedsenpai2 Рік тому +2394

    Bro's liver is in life support 💀

  • @joshuahatcher2524
    @joshuahatcher2524 4 місяці тому +967

    One sip of that would turn yo world into a regular show moment.

    • @dahney808
      @dahney808 4 місяці тому +1

      54 likes and no comment,let me fix that

    • @Papafuica36
      @Papafuica36 4 місяці тому +17

      “The Mississippi queen”

    • @BlackVortex604
      @BlackVortex604 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Papafuica36 One of the best episodes fr

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 місяці тому

      *MORIANIS!?*

    • @lethalhotbox3778
      @lethalhotbox3778 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

  • @hullygan8476
    @hullygan8476 Рік тому +344

    “A little bit of Malibu” pours the whole damn thing 💀

  • @drektrek3080
    @drektrek3080 27 днів тому +1

    First one is heaven, the second sip takes you there

  • @Eighty8k
    @Eighty8k Рік тому +1513

    I’m convinced he doesn’t even plan these mixes anymore, he just tells his assistant to hand him anything 😂

    • @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut
      @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut Рік тому +39

      Pretty much. I miss when he’d do real mixers.. now he just wastes alcohol for jungle juice videos

    • @moxmodtygamer
      @moxmodtygamer Рік тому +1

      I agree with yall😂

    • @aguynamedsmith6489
      @aguynamedsmith6489 Рік тому +7

      ​@@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut I mean, is it a waste if it's at least being drank at party or something?

    • @ggmann13
      @ggmann13 Рік тому +9

      ​@@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisButit's not a waste if you drink it

    • @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut
      @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut Рік тому +12

      @@ggmann13 lmao ain’t nobody drinking that bullshit and living to tell the tale

  • @lul2322
    @lul2322 Рік тому +192

    "Officer it was just one drink"

  • @OjeIsGooder
    @OjeIsGooder Рік тому +2103

    that one unemployed friend at 2:52PM:

  • @cachanilla1375
    @cachanilla1375 22 дні тому +1

    This also called "liver killer juice & get me on the liver transplant list" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mushroomsrcool1449
    @mushroomsrcool1449 Рік тому +3694

    Woman: "This is kinda poison"
    Bartender: "V O D K A"

    • @goodern_
      @goodern_ Рік тому +36

      For russian "Vodka" is normal water

    • @Klet4atiiKa4ok
      @Klet4atiiKa4ok Рік тому +15

      this is a stereotype Russians do not drink it so often, preferring less strong drinks

    • @Klet4atiiKa4ok
      @Klet4atiiKa4ok Рік тому +4

      З з 3 small number three

    • @Klet4atiiKa4ok
      @Klet4atiiKa4ok Рік тому +2

      ззззззззззз

    • @goodern_
      @goodern_ Рік тому

      @@Klet4atiiKa4ok Ага

  • @Agent241
    @Agent241 Рік тому +1834

    Nine year old me, mixing all the shampoos in the bathroom to make a “magic potion”

  • @InsaneLegenD756
    @InsaneLegenD756 4 місяці тому +1495

    "How much alcohol do you want?"
    This guy: "Yes"

  • @NelSmith-ve3vc
    @NelSmith-ve3vc 28 днів тому +2

    Im a little dizzy by just watching him mixing those alcoholic drinks.
    😂

  • @adammccarthy4076
    @adammccarthy4076 Рік тому +3636

    This kills 102% of germs 💀

    • @jackwatt8988
      @jackwatt8988 Рік тому +23

      No, it's not strong enough to kill most germs. At best most drinking alcohol can be used to get grime off of surfaces, but it needed to be a much higher proof to kill germs.

    • @ZzKetchup
      @ZzKetchup Рік тому +82

      ​@@jackwatt8988nerd neck ahhh

    • @dennispommes100
      @dennispommes100 Рік тому

      ​@@jackwatt8988☝️🤓

    • @oniplus4545
      @oniplus4545 Рік тому +18

      @@jackwatt8988 must be nice not being able to take a joke

    • @Neo_Leo85
      @Neo_Leo85 Рік тому +10

      It kills 100% of germs and then resuscitates 2% of the them just to kill again. 😂

  • @beratedbandit5196
    @beratedbandit5196 Рік тому +1017

    One sip of this shit and you became a celestial being

    • @JaxDagger
      @JaxDagger Рік тому +7

      nah its actually pretty weak if you do the math on it all, if anything you'll likely just feel ill later on or in the morning from mixing a bunch of spirits that dont even really mix well together haha

    • @Laufeycalled
      @Laufeycalled Рік тому

      @@JaxDagger nah let them believe. they probably think if you add conc 20% solution with a solution of 10% it’ll create 30

    • @srensen3081
      @srensen3081 Рік тому +1

      @@JaxDagger yeah, a sip of this is just gonna contain the average alcohol % of all the drinks that were mixed so prolly like around 35 ish? % alcohol

    • @beratedbandit5196
      @beratedbandit5196 Рік тому +1

      @@JaxDagger I still ain't drinking that lmao

    • @darkelixer2239
      @darkelixer2239 Рік тому +1

      Not rlly it jsut tastes different

  • @brunomonteiro3646
    @brunomonteiro3646 Рік тому +1486

    The magic drink: one sip and you are immediately at the liver transplant list.

    • @fierywolf2179
      @fierywolf2179 Рік тому +8

      This the type of concoction we make during school lunch 💀

    • @ScottyRotten1984
      @ScottyRotten1984 Рік тому

      😂 this is a Saturday morning breakfast after a party in the UK. Then, off to the pub.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 Рік тому

      Just being in the same room as this would instantly kill Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • @thesunris
      @thesunris Рік тому

      Why? The alcohol percent is like a normal drink? Probably less coz of the juice diluent

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 Рік тому

      I don’t think alcohol stacks debuffs

  • @Coins898
    @Coins898 20 днів тому +1

    One sip and you will start seeing your ancestors

  • @UmbralAnima
    @UmbralAnima Рік тому +619

    “AND THERE YA HAVE IT”
    *liquid death*

    • @MaskinaHat07
      @MaskinaHat07 Рік тому

      Why do you think its the people pleaser jungle juice? It feels like a jaguar eating your guts in a jungle

  • @rialvita7141
    @rialvita7141 Рік тому +822

    One sip tastes like heaven, the second will take you there.

    • @raphu2272
      @raphu2272 Рік тому +11

      good job on copying the most oveeused line this month

    • @sanksioi6
      @sanksioi6 Рік тому

      😂

    • @sixtystrawberries
      @sixtystrawberries Рік тому +2

      @@raphu2272 fr

    • @IlIIIlIIl
      @IlIIIlIIl Рік тому +1

      Bro no matter what the thing is there's always gonna be some bot like you who comments this

    • @grau2809
      @grau2809 Рік тому

      Iam german and this is a decent cocktail

  • @helixzenith
    @helixzenith Рік тому +1078

    The homeless guy after I gave him my hourly wage.

  • @thealetube3509
    @thealetube3509 27 днів тому +1

    You take One sip of that, you’re gonna end up pissing Gasoline😂

  • @imedia4505
    @imedia4505 Рік тому +2150

    as russia i can confirm its my morning tea.

    • @fenix1655
      @fenix1655 Рік тому +70

      Нет, ты явно не русский, братик ахахах 😸

    • @jotexxx
      @jotexxx Рік тому +12

      Thats true

    • @AnVaxd
      @AnVaxd Рік тому +7

      It's true

    • @mura227-m6t
      @mura227-m6t Рік тому +8

      да

    • @monstaar7887
      @monstaar7887 Рік тому +17

      Dam ur a whole country? XD

  • @norskate98
    @norskate98 Рік тому +861

    Perfect drink before work or a Saturday morning drive through your local school zone

    • @getusome6776
      @getusome6776 Рік тому +6

      bruh 💀

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 Рік тому +5

      You good?

    • @twisted1294
      @twisted1294 Рік тому +7

      One of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a while

    • @artangel420
      @artangel420 Рік тому +13

      But Saturday morning is the worst time to drive drunk in a school zone. Nah I'm gonna do this on a Monday afternoon

    • @wtfoffmy
      @wtfoffmy Рік тому

      Lmfao!!!

  • @kmartwifi4491
    @kmartwifi4491 Рік тому +923

    I appreciate that he used three different brands of vodka, really adds to the incredibly chaotic aura

  • @NickyDiesel
    @NickyDiesel Місяць тому +2

    I’ve never seen someone funnel liquor bottles so inefficiently 😢

  • @Took_D_Arm
    @Took_D_Arm Рік тому +1037

    That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning:

    • @renn7342
      @renn7342 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ashtonlangley2628
      @ashtonlangley2628 Рік тому +6

      You calling me out?

    • @dripjigen1733
      @dripjigen1733 Рік тому

      @@ashtonlangley2628LOL

    • @sethemerton2940
      @sethemerton2940 Рік тому

      I work and that’s still me

    • @jesseukleja5704
      @jesseukleja5704 Рік тому

      No fuckin way guys 😂 im working but today the doc Said no and i have just put the jim and the threesixty into the freezer😂

  • @bylding7899
    @bylding7899 Рік тому +7336

    bro literally built a chug jug 💀

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR Рік тому +175

      Drunk jug

    • @marks.7613
      @marks.7613 Рік тому +198

      Liver failure jug

    • @SkitterMcBoo
      @SkitterMcBoo Рік тому +11

      I lol’ed

    • @PixelatedPi
      @PixelatedPi Рік тому +7

      @@spilledcoffee383 in the US
      Edit: LOL THEY DELETED THEIR REPLY (It was that all people who played Fortnite were underaged)

    • @quandaviousdingle8954
      @quandaviousdingle8954 Рік тому +4

      Boutta say

  • @spork20
    @spork20 Рік тому +1676

    Bros is the kidney demon 💀

  • @cowboysvstheworld3879
    @cowboysvstheworld3879 9 днів тому

    Bro said "Ever Clear Time, Tornado" like he was choosing a pokemon.

  • @majesticwaves826
    @majesticwaves826 Рік тому +292

    "Your honor, I didnt make them go into an 8 year coma, it was the juice"

  • @threekeysmusic
    @threekeysmusic Рік тому +385

    “How drunk you wanna get tonight?”
    “Of course!”

    • @nakolulu411
      @nakolulu411 Рік тому +3

      "And how high do you want your sugar be?"
      "Hell yes"

  • @Averageaussie7381
    @Averageaussie7381 Рік тому +1258

    One sip and you accidentally break two billion important universes

  • @bobborlog1677
    @bobborlog1677 17 днів тому +2

    Dear God that will tranquilize an elephant

    • @djtula501
      @djtula501 8 днів тому

      No it wouldn’t look how much chaser is there to dilute, at least 500ml before tipsy, should taste gd to.

  • @_Drain
    @_Drain Рік тому +363

    "Just one more drink."
    The drink:

    • @misteri2631
      @misteri2631 Рік тому

      It would make you "not alive" so long Bro about to start a whole new live in bros dream 💀

  • @karmaservas2736
    @karmaservas2736 Рік тому +3791

    “How fucked up do you wanna be, later?”
    Him: “Yes”

    • @captainoftheoldchads1743
      @captainoftheoldchads1743 Рік тому +7

      ​@Levi Chicwown nah its sour i like sour i would drink 1 cup boom nothing happens because its impossible to black out when drinking unless you drink 15 boxs

    • @menigga6534
      @menigga6534 Рік тому +4

      All that vodka is weak it ain’t that serious

    • @Flabbergash
      @Flabbergash Рік тому +1

      From water? Lmao
      He never cracks the seals

    • @jacobpearson3916
      @jacobpearson3916 Рік тому +1

      ​@Levi Chicwown I will just sit there acting normal

    • @KANNESTEINEN
      @KANNESTEINEN Рік тому +1

      Yogurt

  • @hector84
    @hector84 Рік тому +1291

    This man just made a Russian pre-workout mix.

    • @leilila
      @leilila Рік тому

      тупой стереотип

    • @_Merci_0
      @_Merci_0 Рік тому +143

      Почти , мало водки для тренировки

    • @Phoenix_Sudo_Linux
      @Phoenix_Sudo_Linux Рік тому

      ​@@_Merci_0Так добавь туда спирта (C2H5OH).

    • @firchikvremeno
      @firchikvremeno Рік тому +20

      I drank this every day, but there are side effects, I've been in the hospital for a year now

    • @diamond_demon6709
      @diamond_demon6709 Рік тому +20

      Лучше просто водку...

  • @jackmason9550
    @jackmason9550 Місяць тому +2

    We used to make almost this exact same thing in the Army, except we used powdered gatorade mix and we made it in "requisitioned" beverage dispensers provided by a "contact" in the dining facility. We called it "fizzle", it was dangerously easy to drink and it hit like a cement truck!

  • @hamzasalanty4139
    @hamzasalanty4139 Рік тому +3715

    bro's crush rejected him 💀

    • @ccss8616
      @ccss8616 Рік тому +51

      facts he tryna forget all abt her 🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @BananaColada
      @BananaColada Рік тому +31

      ​@@ccss8616 nah bro he gonna forget how to see with that much alcohol

    • @braydensweeney9188
      @braydensweeney9188 Рік тому +3

      @@BananaColada 👀”huh my head man wait where am I? is this over the border👀WTFF” and this is what’s gonna happen not just forgets to see

    • @skeletorpfunk6342
      @skeletorpfunk6342 Рік тому

      He’s got the right idea

    • @alistairlewis6830
      @alistairlewis6830 Рік тому +3

      The People pleaser jungle juice 💀

  • @samurai_korvich
    @samurai_korvich 4 місяці тому +599

    "Hawaii punch" looks like something I would add to the washing machine.

    • @homieslayer1807
      @homieslayer1807 3 місяці тому +14

      Tastes like it too

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 3 місяці тому +4

      That shit has been around for like 60 years! It’s great 😂😂

    • @lukefriedman9333
      @lukefriedman9333 3 місяці тому +3

      That shit never got cold no matter how much ice you put in it

    • @kingumbreon8062
      @kingumbreon8062 3 місяці тому +1

      Bluds never had Hawaiian punch

    • @tylerroberts8306
      @tylerroberts8306 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kingumbreon8062blud?

  • @JuanPassiveMenis
    @JuanPassiveMenis Рік тому +1699

    Bro really using his Costco membership to it fullest

    • @thatoneguy_9633
      @thatoneguy_9633 Рік тому +34

      I feel like he just refills them with tap water and the others he mixed with food coloring

    • @Breezy824
      @Breezy824 Рік тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Spencer8288
      @Spencer8288 Рік тому +1

      Ong

  • @BigBootyBlackMenProductions
    @BigBootyBlackMenProductions Рік тому +1958

    The homeless man outside the liquor store after you give him whatever cash you had in your wallet:

  • @shacklefordr6390
    @shacklefordr6390 11 днів тому

    “ And There you have it, severe liver damage with diabetes “ lol 😂

  • @rg1633
    @rg1633 Рік тому +1434

    Good ole jungle juice days. Waking up from blacking out, scared to look at my phone. If i could even find it 💀