Sims 4 but shrek impregnates the neighbourhood

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  • @sparce8928
    @sparce8928 5 років тому +1536

    Oven on fire... dog running in circles...
    RING OF FIRE II CONFIRMED

  • @Shaybay2484
    @Shaybay2484 5 років тому +2705

    Jim Pickens: Bringer of Death
    Shrek: Bringer of Life
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 5 років тому +46

      The Univers created Sherk so he could balance Jim's crazy K/D ratio, when he was gone ane Shrek started making more... well Skreks, the Univers then helped Kevin revive Jim to bring back balance to the Force or sth

    • @andreipoplauschi180
      @andreipoplauschi180 5 років тому

      @Suebian from Customer Outreach i just realised ohh god ehh better luck next time

    • @plixxit3922
      @plixxit3922 5 років тому +15

      And Grim, soon to be bringer of gay

    • @jeremygelwicks1177
      @jeremygelwicks1177 5 років тому +6

      And death is the writer of the family

    • @bittercharmer4870
      @bittercharmer4870 4 роки тому +4

      Turg

  • @jaymac7401
    @jaymac7401 5 років тому +2637

    *shows off the swamp*
    Me: haha, Aw, Kevin that's so cut-
    *Pans over to what looks like an attached snuff film room*
    Me: oh

  • @zxiperr
    @zxiperr 5 років тому +2094

    “Did you bring protection?”
    Kevin: “Yep.”
    *pulls out hazmat suit*

    • @user-N20
      @user-N20 5 років тому +24

      "I was wearing my ARMOR"

    • @nalanara8765
      @nalanara8765 3 роки тому +10

      This hits different in 2021...

    • @yugoslavball1945
      @yugoslavball1945 3 роки тому +3

      @@nalanara8765 I actually wore a hazmat suit in china screaming communism sucks.

    • @yeugemaster9166
      @yeugemaster9166 3 роки тому +2

      Wow this hits different 7 months after its 2021

    • @breathiify
      @breathiify 2 роки тому

      this comment triggered my dirty mind

  • @NaughtyOnYT
    @NaughtyOnYT 5 років тому +1917

    this is seeming more and more like a dreamworks fanfiction and i'm loving every second of it

    • @bigjohonyas
      @bigjohonyas 4 роки тому +2

      Yo did you die?

    • @Riiver_Styxx
      @Riiver_Styxx 4 роки тому +4

      Let's help them beat the challenge! They are my new hero for this! Subscribe to them!

    • @brandonstone4315
      @brandonstone4315 3 роки тому +1

      @@Riiver_Styxx no

    • @JoanDarc1984
      @JoanDarc1984 3 роки тому +2

      kingdom hearts

  • @VidellaBean
    @VidellaBean 5 років тому +2175

    And the award for: "Best Running UA-cam Series", goes too....

    • @willbur5952
      @willbur5952 5 років тому +54

      Vasypik A to the dear leader Jim Pickens

    • @dibel3669
      @dibel3669 5 років тому +39

      Grognak the Destroyer attorney at law-

    • @benisntokay
      @benisntokay 5 років тому +25

      RtGame

    • @fluuboi2839
      @fluuboi2839 5 років тому +16

      *meme re* oh nvm wrong channel

    • @poxy5122
      @poxy5122 5 років тому +6

      to*

  • @tiiimmmm__
    @tiiimmmm__ 5 років тому +1154

    it surprises nobody that Jim came back. let's be honest, when you're jim pickens, dying is more of a minor inconvenience

    • @k-reb9687
      @k-reb9687 5 років тому +75

      Minor Inconvenience? In Jim’s case, it was more likely a calculated error.

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 5 років тому +26

      Caramel Bear I just wanna see how it goes down between him and the scarecrow

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 5 років тому +28

      Jim dies and comes back just to show off.

    • @Crabbucke
      @Crabbucke 5 років тому +10

      It's more like a vacation.

    • @mahougesu170
      @mahougesu170 5 років тому

      Your profile picture is very cute x

  • @stumpiraygun4323
    @stumpiraygun4323 5 років тому +872

    I like how as soon as Jim died Shrek more or less became the main character

    • @randygiffin8949
      @randygiffin8949 5 років тому +3

      yeah

    • @kwabetbabet2226
      @kwabetbabet2226 4 роки тому +9

      like with first protagonist

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 4 роки тому +24

      @@kwabetbabet2226 Urp John didn't die before focus switched to Jim, but yeah pretty much.

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 4 роки тому +2

      Ye a real Goku and Gohan situation

    • @r3uvsgaming
      @r3uvsgaming 3 роки тому +5

      @@KingNedya Urp also didn't get resurrected

  • @leeannpelletier4117
    @leeannpelletier4117 5 років тому +2105

    I love your videos, Kevin, but that swamp room made me a little.... concerned.

  • @tomipitman
    @tomipitman 5 років тому +1560

    Breaking news: Grim Reaper reveals Shrek and Donkey had an intimate sexual relationship

  • @whitemageFFXI
    @whitemageFFXI 5 років тому +970

    Having Jim be resurrected on Easter was inspired. I LOVE your sense of humor, lol.

    • @pandora8940
      @pandora8940 5 років тому +7

      It’s sad bc Easter was yesterday in Australia 😂

    • @davooooooooo
      @davooooooooo 5 років тому +3

      @@pandora8940 lol Easter in my country is only on the 28th

    • @suidame1996
      @suidame1996 5 років тому +9

      @@pandora8940 Australia doesn't exist???

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 5 років тому +4270

    Continuing the most complicated family tree in all of Sim history 😌

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 років тому +8

      Yeah thats a fucking lie, please check again

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +96

      Yes.
      It was already complicated when Jim entered the scene

    • @WillIsChill2376
      @WillIsChill2376 5 років тому +13

      Hello bruno

    • @perm1thurple581
      @perm1thurple581 5 років тому +24

      It gives me Sticky Fingers

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 5 років тому +2

      Andrew Passage what

  • @SiveenO
    @SiveenO 5 років тому +728

    "I thought you were wearing protection???"
    "I was wearing my armor!"

    • @Crusher29
      @Crusher29 5 років тому +29

      The fuck's a condom?!

    • @MeiMei...
      @MeiMei... 5 років тому +5

      Now all Shrek needs is a rocket to escape child support

    • @jakethejake1772
      @jakethejake1772 5 років тому +10

      Dean: Did you use protection?
      Castiel: **holds up angel blade** I brought this with me

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 років тому +2

      Why didn't Bulma ask that before they did it? Also ha TFS reference.

    • @thhomsen
      @thhomsen 5 років тому +1

      @@jdatboi724
      Because she probably did. Vegita has no idea what a condom even is.
      Armor = protection.. Vegita told Bulma that he was wearing protection (probably a supposed joke on Vegita's part), but Vegita meant his armor and Bulma thought he meant a condom, they bang, he cums, she sees he has no condom, she flips out, he gives zero fuck, then Trunks pops out, tada.

  • @Zero-er4kn
    @Zero-er4kn 5 років тому +1107

    Everybody ever: JIM PICKENS WILL LIVE FOREVER
    The Sims 4: Nope
    Kevin: *Yes*

    • @Miss_LadyAplomb
      @Miss_LadyAplomb 5 років тому +42

      Anti
      Kevin: Jim will live forever.
      Kevin’s following: Yay!
      Sims: Nah.
      Kevin:
      Kevin: DID I STUTTER
      Kevin’s following: DID HE STUTTER

    • @amandabrackin8969
      @amandabrackin8969 5 років тому +10

      the life saving dish:NO HE DID NOT STUTTER

    • @TrickyTalon23
      @TrickyTalon23 5 років тому +1

      Perfectly accurate

  • @VesperLilly
    @VesperLilly 5 років тому +236

    Jim has been around for so long now, how old is he?!
    He has outlived so many enemies already! AND HE IS MAKING MORE TO OUTLIVE!

    • @voidcatling
      @voidcatling 4 роки тому +15

      Like 200 something

    • @EmberUnderscore
      @EmberUnderscore 3 роки тому +9

      he outlives them because he kills them

    • @VesperLilly
      @VesperLilly 3 роки тому +5

      @@EmberUnderscore _exactly_

    • @thegrinningplague
      @thegrinningplague Рік тому +3

      @@EmberUnderscore probably his only enemy who survived was dennis racket, tbh, i wouldnt be surprised if he was still alive

  • @JakD-zx5cb
    @JakD-zx5cb 5 років тому +2214

    Oh I forgot I locked you up and stole your daughter
    Kevin 2019

    • @Sad_Elf
      @Sad_Elf 5 років тому +81

      That sentence alone shows just how fucked Kevin has made this game

    • @coleandhisvideos
      @coleandhisvideos 5 років тому +9

      I thought he said sold instead of stole

    • @crashtestsafety
      @crashtestsafety 5 років тому +2

      how DARE you steal my dorter!! -Gil Feizan

  • @davidarmour4395
    @davidarmour4395 5 років тому +1717

    You saved this for Easter, didn't you?

    • @fartsniffer9999
      @fartsniffer9999 5 років тому +59

      Jim Pickens is secretly Jesus Christ

    • @DiamondAppendixVODs
      @DiamondAppendixVODs 5 років тому +19

      Since when is that a secret

    • @Chapsaurus
      @Chapsaurus 5 років тому +13

      You just know he saved it for Easter

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 років тому +7

      @@fartsniffer9999 so... his cult is right?

    • @CondemnedAshe
      @CondemnedAshe 5 років тому +12

      @@fartsniffer9999 All hail Jim Pickens! He is our Lord and Savior!

  • @vixenvalentine1983
    @vixenvalentine1983 5 років тому +490

    The dog wasn't panicking, the dog was chasing its tail in supreme joy at the chance of the fire spreading towards it and ending its horrible, horrible existence.
    Also, Grim should have a window to Shrek's sex room. For "inspiration".

  • @Elizabelle79
    @Elizabelle79 5 років тому +167

    "Who's he crying over? Oh, it's himself."

  • @StarrChild.
    @StarrChild. 5 років тому +211

    "Can you just stop??! Fecking hell he's trying t-Thank you."
    A master of emotions

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +2532

    What kind of weird Shrek fanfiction is this?

    • @mr.unfunny9368
      @mr.unfunny9368 5 років тому +6

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I think it’s um sims 4 um shrek fanfictiom

    • @edibleknivess6600
      @edibleknivess6600 5 років тому +29

      The only one i like

    • @jenkem69
      @jenkem69 5 років тому +3

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions the best kind bruh!! Lol

    • @shadowfoxhd6798
      @shadowfoxhd6798 5 років тому +9

      The bore ragnarok type

    • @JD-bk4zi
      @JD-bk4zi 5 років тому +2

      The best one ?

  • @rayenveerman2276
    @rayenveerman2276 5 років тому +1274

    Jk rowling: writes that her characters are not what they seemed
    Kevin: hold my beer

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 5 років тому +18

      He's irish mate they drink Jameson Whiskey

    • @ThePortalGeek1337
      @ThePortalGeek1337 5 років тому +6

      RangerLeaf Guinness.

    • @child-ish8439
      @child-ish8439 5 років тому +3

      Excuse me but thats hold my jack daniels

    • @lorikin4818
      @lorikin4818 5 років тому +28

      cOmE oN dOnKeY it's TiMe To MaKe A bAbY

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 5 років тому +3

      @@child-ish8439 Kevin: Hold both

  • @esteruwu1671
    @esteruwu1671 5 років тому +326

    Different deaths give different afterlives. I believe that for example, sims that died by lightning give electrical shocks a lot.
    Sims devoured by the motherplant will never have any needs as ghosts.

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 5 років тому +2

      How that works?

    • @ungabunga4668
      @ungabunga4668 5 років тому +9

      Ghost never have needs anyway dipshit

    • @jonathancasper04
      @jonathancasper04 5 років тому +27

      @@ungabunga4668 In the Sims games, ghosts still have needs for some reason.

    • @johnotterschmidt
      @johnotterschmidt 5 років тому +4

      @@jonathancasper04 I never had needs on any ghost Sims I controlled in Sims 4, no matter what the cause of death was.

    • @timothetremblay3999
      @timothetremblay3999 5 років тому +15

      @@ungabunga4668 Damn you're an angry one. Its probably to compensate for something else!

  • @lavenderbees
    @lavenderbees 5 років тому +3265

    Being gay isn't a choice, it's an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it's your time.

    • @rutgerdambrink9024
      @rutgerdambrink9024 5 років тому +41

      Ha original

    • @ainsleyjacquisgilbertjrthe4905
      @ainsleyjacquisgilbertjrthe4905 5 років тому +91

      Or unless your James Charles' friend

    • @slantedframes2334
      @slantedframes2334 5 років тому +275

      I remember my time, I was at the altar with my wife to be about to exchange rings when J.K burst in and shouted "he's been gay the entire time' needles to say it was quite the eventful ceremony.

    • @lavenderbees
      @lavenderbees 5 років тому +208

      @@slantedframes2334 Woah. My friend was at a wedding and the priest said Speak now or forever hold your peace and JK Rowling jumped out from behind the organ and said "Stop that woman is a lesbian" and then she poured glitter on the bride and vanished with a puff of smoke. The bride then confirmed what OK Rowling had said and turned around and made out with her maid of honor

    • @slantedframes2334
      @slantedframes2334 5 років тому +62

      @@lavenderbees can anyone stop this madness

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 5 років тому +197

    1:27 *”Better out than in, I always say”*
    - Shrek

  • @wesleybunch4925
    @wesleybunch4925 5 років тому +645

    Sims 4 but Shrek is love. Shrek creates life.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +22

      Shrek made love. Shrek makes life

    • @wesleybunch4925
      @wesleybunch4925 5 років тому +2

      Dio Shrek creates life. Jim ends life. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

  • @TheRandomKady
    @TheRandomKady 5 років тому +609

    'I forgot I locked you away and stole your daughter' the Jim pickins biography

    • @evantig5767
      @evantig5767 5 років тому +26

      *Pickens. How dare you disrespect the dear leader! You shall know have your first child locked away!

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 5 років тому +13

      Ah yes, typical sunday

  • @ZombieSlayerBryz
    @ZombieSlayerBryz 5 років тому +111

    I love how you waited until easter sunday to bring Jim back. Hilarious

  • @qalacticc
    @qalacticc 5 років тому +530

    roses are red
    im in a great mood
    Jim was revived
    and Shrek impregnates the neighborhood

    • @plumchicken
      @plumchicken 5 років тому +13

      roses are red
      so is the state
      Shrek impregnated
      the neighbourhood

    • @notedcorpse
      @notedcorpse 5 років тому +7

      Oh what do i hear?
      Babies And
      Shrek Is Surrounded
      By Fear.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 5 років тому +17

      You do realize that mood and hood don't rhyme right?

    • @cantorlok2815
      @cantorlok2815 5 років тому +6

      That doesn't actually rhyme.

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 5 років тому +6

      @@floatinghamstick Just pronounce it like Neighbor-who'd

  • @ctwilli0950
    @ctwilli0950 5 років тому +202

    Woah, he actually listened to us and brought Jim back on easter.

    • @NikeTubeStudios
      @NikeTubeStudios 5 років тому +4

      The Dear Leader has risen. Alleluia!!

    • @katelivewire
      @katelivewire 5 років тому +2

      Behold, the power of the cult

  • @whiteperson7935
    @whiteperson7935 5 років тому +1511

    Absolutely no one:
    Kevin: Shrek impregnates everybody

    • @jenkem69
      @jenkem69 5 років тому +9

      White Person me: I want shrek to take over with his spawn

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @shadowfoxhd6798
      @shadowfoxhd6798 5 років тому +2

      Then everyone clapped

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +19

      I wanted it. I mean he made jokes before about Shrek repopulating the world after Jim commits genocide. It would create an eternal Samsara.
      Jim will slaughter trillions. Shrek will birth trillions. Both vow to destroy one another, yet both need one another. For balance to be maintained, both Yin and Yang must exist, the Taiji, the Ryougi, must be balanced.
      Shrek is the God of Life
      Jim is the God of Death.
      Jim has died many times, but was reincarnated. Existing in many worlds, many times. His first incarnation is as Jim Picket, King of Fecktopia. A horrible dictator.
      Time passed and he perished, to be born again.
      Multiple incarnations of Jim passed, untill in 1503 he as we know him moved in with Urp.
      Now it is around the year 2500. Yet he still lives. But was killed by the Mother Plant. Who was born for Jim was growing more powerful then Shrek. Thus the Ālayavijñāna, the collective unconcious that wishes to keep balance. Much like Bhraman, seethed in Padma, they wish for balance.
      The Mother Plant was born from this Universal Will. This Will has the Bīja, the seeds that hold the transendent conciousness of Jim and Shrek. Which are but Avatars, emmanations of their higher selfs.
      If ons grows more powerful then the other a third will intervenes, in order to slay one. Weakening them to become once again equal to their counterpart.
      This is what happened to Jim. It is an aggrate that will last as long as Samsara. And it is the foundation of all reality, both ard made completely industructible as long as the other exists. They are concepts completely beyond the realm of fathoming. No being can destroy it.
      One could think of the Emmanated Avatars as being a single drop of the Ocean. Still holding similar properties, but being unfathomably lesser.
      The Avatars are called Prakrti, and are the material, which is connected to the emotional, mental, and physical.
      The transendent self is that of Ătman, a permenant invarient self. Like a tranquil lake.

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +6

      Though Jim was now ressurected. Some force beyond Ālayavijñāna interfering with the flow. Or was it that Jim became powerful enough to reject the Foundation all together?
      If he does so what would happen to order and balance. Will Samsara itself collapase into nothingness. Would he bring about Moksa through Pranaghata or Parinaza?
      Or will Shrek become stronger, in order to become equal to Jim.
      For every one Jim Kills. Shrek must birth another, or the Soul to flow from Alaya into their material form.
      If he fails, the world itself would Collapse. And pure nothingness, Ayin, pure nothingness beyond any explanation or comprehension. Where space, time, mind, and soul all cease to exist. Where there could be no chance of rebirth, for there is nothing to be born.
      Or would Shrek manage to maintain balance, to protect Yesh and Alaya. To protect all reality.

  • @Cosmic_Ray_
    @Cosmic_Ray_ 5 років тому +386

    The Sims 4 but Jim Pickens went on a vacation to hell and back

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 5 років тому +4

      The Gaming Pancake turns out he was actually satan the whole time and so he just walked back out. Who knew. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @chelseazamboni7326
    @chelseazamboni7326 5 років тому +112

    I like Grim. He's a nice little reaper.

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 5 років тому +5

      I kind of miss Gnome Reaper, but Grim ain't too shabby in his usual attire.

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 5 років тому +123

    "Should probably wear protection." *puts on Hazmat suit* Okay, I guess.....

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 років тому +471

    sims 4 (gone shrekual)

    • @shrek8651
      @shrek8651 5 років тому +5

      Str4ng3 Pl4y3r agreed

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 5 років тому

      SirBanana mmmmmm

    • @kalabatista3068
      @kalabatista3068 5 років тому +5

      Str4ng3 Pl4y3r Us cistematic hydroplastic dimongraging translator monk pastel bi boonk dia bananas have rights to express ourselves too 😡😡 I hate people like you

    • @thezeldadragon6202
      @thezeldadragon6202 5 років тому +1

      SirBanana your comment made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 років тому +3

      Shreksual?

  • @AmberCatFan
    @AmberCatFan 5 років тому +404

    Nobody:
    J.k Rowling : did u know shrek had relations with donkey

    • @ScamDocMaindel
      @ScamDocMaindel 5 років тому +12

      I’m sure by JK Rowling you mean Death, the superior writer

    • @Jordan-gb3yr
      @Jordan-gb3yr 5 років тому +6

      nobody:
      J.K Rowling: Dumbledore fucked donkey

    • @anthonyromanelli1392
      @anthonyromanelli1392 5 років тому +1

      Shrek: Can you not retcon a relationship... for FIVE MINUTES!

  • @robertpayne6353
    @robertpayne6353 5 років тому +498

    *Me one year ago*- that's a weird name for a video
    *Me today*- wow what a normal and boring video name

    • @quinn5213
      @quinn5213 5 років тому +2

      Why has nobody commented here but 500 likes??

    • @jreed7125
      @jreed7125 5 років тому +2

      @@quinn5213 It's a crazy world we live in

  • @User-os1cn
    @User-os1cn 5 років тому +292

    You should revive John Urp, Let the god of forearms re-live

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand 5 років тому +40

      Black NiḠḠa Yes. I miss those sexy forearms. I forget what happened to him.

    • @lordmeepers7297
      @lordmeepers7297 5 років тому +37

      Question where the fuck would his urn be

    • @MaddieThePancake
      @MaddieThePancake 5 років тому +6

      @Amy Ann he died of old age

    • @lordmeepers7297
      @lordmeepers7297 5 років тому +6

      Gentleman's Pancake well how do you know that he just died one day and no one knows how

    • @MaddieThePancake
      @MaddieThePancake 5 років тому +38

      In an older episode, Kevin was looking in family trees, it showed Urp as a ghost and said his cause of death was old age.

  • @susie6233
    @susie6233 5 років тому +37

    "JUST FECKIN WRITE THE THING!"
    don't call me out like that.

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 5 років тому +2

      Regality FR. I need a compilation video of every time Kevin is encouraging Grim, to assist me in my own writing.

  • @ruddogge4430
    @ruddogge4430 5 років тому +1215

    You should rename the triplets: Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g 5 років тому +64

      KEVIN THIS IS A NECESSITY

    • @drgojira6044
      @drgojira6044 5 років тому +36

      SOMEBODY GET HIS ATTENTION, THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN

    • @IMoonMotherI
      @IMoonMotherI 5 років тому +8

      Best. names. ever.
      Someone make an online petition.

    • @m-hmm5956
      @m-hmm5956 5 років тому +2

      OMFG YES

    • @ruddogge4430
      @ruddogge4430 5 років тому +4

      Also I had to google the names since I'm unworthy of the knowledge

  • @adama865
    @adama865 5 років тому +165

    JIM IS BACK! This is the best day of my life!

  • @IMoonMotherI
    @IMoonMotherI 5 років тому +187

    I make the absolutely FATAL mistake of drinking or eating while watching Kevin's Sim series.
    Jim Pickens almost killed me. lol

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 5 років тому +5

      @@ab-wj8yg yeah. I heard that it's practically to die for! :P

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 5 років тому +3

      i only watch kevins videos during lunch.

    • @IMoonMotherI
      @IMoonMotherI 5 років тому

      nameless rando Nah. Almost choked to death on my sandwich and soda. Close enough

    • @thattbugg9531
      @thattbugg9531 5 років тому +1

      "If I dont love it I dont SWALLOW"

  • @lilgreenghouls7753
    @lilgreenghouls7753 5 років тому +75

    *oh, now my garbage is on fire*
    - me submitting an essay, 2019

  • @Saikoes
    @Saikoes 5 років тому +343

    Nobody:
    J.K. Rowling: DID YOU KNOW THAT SHREK HAD A POLYGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 роки тому +5

      She changed my sexuality, jks powers are infinite.

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 5 років тому +1051

    Day 12 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
    Happy birthday, Kevin.

  • @taystaps02
    @taystaps02 5 років тому +3224

    Husband: was your happiest moment our wedding
    Me: yes of course!
    Me but in my head: Jim being brought back to life
    Edit: thank you dear leader for all these likes; most I’ve ever had

    • @xxcoolguyxx3275
      @xxcoolguyxx3275 5 років тому +60

      Dear leader is disappointed with you and your edit

    • @kristenbumbum4620
      @kristenbumbum4620 5 років тому +57

      @@xxcoolguyxx3275 Shhhh. Let her have her happiness.Does it hurt you?

    • @DMO3768
      @DMO3768 5 років тому +52

      Kristen BumBum if anyone other then Jim is happy it's makes Jim mad

    • @kristenbumbum4620
      @kristenbumbum4620 5 років тому +12

      @@DMO3768 Oh crap.

    • @DMO3768
      @DMO3768 5 років тому +9

      Kristen BumBum and you don't want to make Jim mad

  • @sydious_s_snake
    @sydious_s_snake 5 років тому +507

    *Sounds like Shrek is filling them Easter eggs* 👍

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 5 років тому +22

      This not okay

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 років тому +9

      @Dylan Anderson , depends on what you call okay 😆

    • @arcstaff
      @arcstaff 5 років тому +8

      Cadburys creme egg

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 5 років тому +4

      Ewwww no! XD

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 років тому +3

      @General Grievous , hello there.
      Oh yeah and there's a reason they're half price at shops, it's not the one you think it is

  • @nicg7184
    @nicg7184 5 років тому +62

    Kevin, let me tell you, the title alone is a masterpiece. The video somehow tops that, keep up the good work my guy.

  • @chigurhzz3466
    @chigurhzz3466 5 років тому +24

    JEEZUS, dream works really is trying to appeal to a different audience with this one

  • @SwitcherDell
    @SwitcherDell 5 років тому +192

    That is something I never thought I would hear in a sentence

    • @goose6360
      @goose6360 5 років тому +6

      "Death has his writing up to ten"

  • @kylescholl5238
    @kylescholl5238 5 років тому +34

    This is the ONLY Shrek fan fiction that I can get behind

  • @PKMNRangerDenton
    @PKMNRangerDenton 5 років тому +144

    No one's ever really gone
    Jim Pickens: The Rise of Pickens

  • @LightningMcKingSVTime
    @LightningMcKingSVTime 5 років тому +30

    15:00 who’s he crying over HIMSELF LMAO

  • @rigs.natalie
    @rigs.natalie 5 років тому +44

    if you bring the male sims into full edit mode in cas you can make it possible for them to be impregnated

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 5 років тому +2

      natalie I think he already did that

  • @mimble52
    @mimble52 5 років тому +30

    a few seconds in and kevin's already decided "since it's easter, why not be blasphemous" lmao

  • @cm9231
    @cm9231 5 років тому +90

    The Umbrella Academy: Shrek Edition

  • @bertoliukang4838
    @bertoliukang4838 5 років тому +41

    Is it weird that out of all of the Sims videos this intrigues me the most

  • @coffeeelk6364
    @coffeeelk6364 5 років тому +191

    Ghost Jim > Vampire Jim
    Change my mind

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 5 років тому

      What about mermaid or wizard Jim?

    • @randygiffin8949
      @randygiffin8949 5 років тому +5

      @@Twinklethefox9022 those were after this episode

    • @randygiffin8949
      @randygiffin8949 5 років тому +1

      @@Twinklethefox9022 with mermaid being right afterwards

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 4 роки тому

      And?
      The question still stands.

  • @nyoom5278
    @nyoom5278 5 років тому +11

    i haven’t watched this series for a couple episodes and honestly i’m lost

  • @idkwhattoputhere4695
    @idkwhattoputhere4695 5 років тому +187

    Is shrek the new Jim ?
    IM SO SORRY JIM! NO NOT THE DUNGEON PLZ!

    • @israelm4156
      @israelm4156 5 років тому +33

      I’m sure Mr. Pickens made Shrek his successor after he survived the battle royale. Also, they bonded over breadsticks.

    • @matteaknowles7163
      @matteaknowles7163 5 років тому +17

      Shrek is Our dear leader's apprentice and true son.

    • @RyterM
      @RyterM 5 років тому +1

      Don't deny the basement that is where u want to go

  • @zephyr5802
    @zephyr5802 5 років тому +35

    *Jim Pickens comes back to life*
    Kevin: HE IS RISEN!!!!
    All: He is risen indeed... hallelujah!!!

  • @RealElongatedMuskrat
    @RealElongatedMuskrat 5 років тому +26

    How appropriate on this fine Easter Sunday that Jim would return to us. I'm genuinely impressed by the timing here.

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind 5 років тому +12

    "I can make some nice meals when people come over" *immediately mouses over the pufferfish* ha ha ha

  • @maryssamae5900
    @maryssamae5900 2 роки тому

    Hey Kevin. Just want to say thank you for what you do. You’re genuinely funny and i love your sims videos, there my Favourite. You been a really big. Comfort for me during really hard time in my life so I want to thank you. Well I was healing I watch your videos every night on auto play to go to bed too. Have a nice sleep cuz it’s bed time for me lol

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 5 років тому +12

    Shrek 5 is looking amazing! Thanks for the preview Kevo!

  • @backslashboy7236
    @backslashboy7236 5 років тому +65

    This is becoming JJBA where every now and then we get a new protagonist

    • @ethankmorris
      @ethankmorris 5 років тому +37

      Jim is literally Dio. He's an immortal being who was a vampire at one point, his family tree is wider than it is long, he's evil beyond compare, his charisma is through the roof, he's murdered an insane number of people by hand, he has mystic powers, and he's got a wide array of flamboyant and evil minions in his cult.

    • @jonathantanner7083
      @jonathantanner7083 5 років тому +2

      Does that make Jim Did with how often he comes back?

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 5 років тому +1

      Backslashboy "Introducing... Scarecrow~"

  • @todayiamlena5012
    @todayiamlena5012 5 років тому +322

    Day 53 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
    -Who the feck is Kevin?
    -I think that he’s in Metallica.
    Mona Beansa, have a lovely week.
    It would be day 102 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
    You could make the Cheese pudding?
    I know how much you love Gabe, but the problem is that he loves only puddings.

  • @thiagocrazy96
    @thiagocrazy96 5 років тому +29

    kevin: 'stop playing tetris u re wasting ur life'
    subs: 'play tetris on the next video'

  • @AsharOzborne95
    @AsharOzborne95 5 років тому +2

    6:06
    I literally guffawed when Jim revealed they were shooting an adult film all along!
    Good work my man!

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 5 років тому +1

      AsharOzborne95 I was hoping for it! Lmao then when he zoomed out to jim I was ecstatic

  • @TheRealLostfan78
    @TheRealLostfan78 5 років тому +97

    Day 1 one of our Dear leader being alive again, Thank you Kevin, You are credit to team 😎

  • @thomasferriez5938
    @thomasferriez5938 5 років тому +85

    So Jim is now a psychopath sect leader married to death him/herself that resurrected the same day as Jesus...Why do I keep trying to find a logic to all these events XD ?

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 5 років тому +98

    *HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GET LAID*
    Edit: i made this joke before i watched the video and then Kevin made the joke. dammit i thought i was being original

    • @therrazer50
      @therrazer50 5 років тому +2

      Don't worry, i believe you.

    • @therrazer50
      @therrazer50 5 років тому +1

      And skyrim belongs to the nords

    • @SiveenO
      @SiveenO 5 років тому +1

      Dw you are as original as Kevin
      For better or worse

  • @Unprotected1232
    @Unprotected1232 5 років тому +43

    "hey now, you're a porn star..."
    Were I the only one who misheard those lyrics?

  • @JustAsteria58
    @JustAsteria58 5 років тому +71

    He kissed his son....
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @nighttmime
    @nighttmime 5 років тому +92

    Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman

  • @abygaelleblanc7720
    @abygaelleblanc7720 5 років тому +53

    Honestly you are the best youtubee you are down to earth and so funny :) thanks for making my days better

  • @siennaryder1035
    @siennaryder1035 5 років тому +64

    I don’t remember this Shrek movie

  • @petronellawhy
    @petronellawhy 5 років тому +19

    "Who's the least important person?"
    *Santa*

  • @kkwamikgwify
    @kkwamikgwify 5 років тому +21

    Our lord is back! And he’s on trending

  • @samuelflabra7326
    @samuelflabra7326 5 років тому +44

    Pickens will rise again!( Only because he completely destroyed hell and then moved away).

    • @Miss_LadyAplomb
      @Miss_LadyAplomb 5 років тому

      Samuel FlaBra
      Even Hell thought he was too destructive and maniacal

  • @cocothesocialist3690
    @cocothesocialist3690 5 років тому +19

    Serial mass-murderer rises from the dead authorities confused in other news an ogre impregnates half the women in the town authorities quit...
    Shrek is love Shrek is life

  • @yannickbrinkmann9010
    @yannickbrinkmann9010 5 років тому +46

    I thought that Shrek memes were dead. But he just revived them with the power of the risen Jesus himself.

  • @theo866
    @theo866 5 років тому +63

    No one:
    Kevin: Shrek and Donkey(and all the neighbors) had intense sexual relationship

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann Рік тому +2

    Shrek truly is love and life... Literally.

  • @valpro4604
    @valpro4604 5 років тому +73

    Jim actually seems like a nice guy in this video. I HATE IT

    • @GoAway3729
      @GoAway3729 5 років тому +4

      Tetracera you bumbling buffoon, you complete imbecile, that is EXTREMELY NICE

    • @banilo1022
      @banilo1022 5 років тому

      @@maclura For Jim that was actually really nice, suprised that he didn't kill someone really

    • @banilo1022
      @banilo1022 5 років тому

      @@maclura Maybe he will use those fish as ingredients at his restaurant

  • @sime7343
    @sime7343 5 років тому +51

    YES OUR DEAR LEADER HE IS BACK HE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE !!!

    • @Kardinaalilintu
      @Kardinaalilintu 5 років тому +5

      He has returned, as was fortold.

    • @davidthelong2154
      @davidthelong2154 5 років тому +1

      @@imjustbrenden Hell wanted nothing to do with him

  • @sahbah6440
    @sahbah6440 5 років тому +13

    I was just dreaming about our dear leader today!
    -
    -
    -
    well...this wish of mine came true sooner than I expected

  • @emmaward174
    @emmaward174 Рік тому +3

    "Lock door for everyone but Jim" usage tracker: 0 this episode, 9 total

  • @emillyym6203
    @emillyym6203 5 років тому +10

    "Ohhhh I forgot I locked you away and stole your daughter" - Kevin is now on a watch list

  • @sirpaylo
    @sirpaylo 5 років тому +10

    This video was legit just Kevin have WAY TOO MUCH fun making people suffer

  • @TheDrFunkenstein
    @TheDrFunkenstein 5 років тому +40

    Easter, If you change it around and change a few letters it spells Pickens. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @katelivewire
      @katelivewire 5 років тому +4

      This deserves more appreciation from our dear leader

  • @pelican1139
    @pelican1139 5 років тому +11

    Disciples of Jim, REJOICE and marvel at the sight of our leader in the flesh. Today is truly a blessed day.

  • @SlingshotFooty
    @SlingshotFooty 4 роки тому +2

    That pan to Jim on the camera was amazing cinematography

  • @mkgirl19
    @mkgirl19 4 роки тому +3

    Honestly, First Name's pop-ups really hit me. I feel them on a spiritual level

  • @kitty_gamer23
    @kitty_gamer23 5 років тому +27

    Bore Ragnarok
    Day of the year: 111
    Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 112
    Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
    Days without videos: 1
    04.15.2019
    Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
    Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

    • @xman40100
      @xman40100 5 років тому +1

      Good bot.

    • @kitty_gamer23
      @kitty_gamer23 5 років тому

      @@xman40100 listen up here boi i am as real as a unicorn ok?

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      Haha UA-cam didn’t hide it this time or last time.
      They’re learning

  • @thenamesadam7496
    @thenamesadam7496 5 років тому +25

    Nobody:
    Me: Kevin’s new vid *clicks on it*
    *watches it for the rest of the night*

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 5 років тому +6

    Kevin: I'm a good ole Irish Catholic Boy.
    Also Kevin: Let's have Shrek sin on Easter

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 8 місяців тому +1

    The reason why Jim's needs have not gone down is because of how he died. A bunch of the ghosts in Sims 4 have specific traits based on how they died. Ghosts that die by hunger are always skinny and get hungry faster. Ghosts that die by heat can warm up other sims and will anonymously do actions to cool themselves off (like drinking water). Ghosts that die from the mother plant never have their needs drop at all.

  • @chmeesecat
    @chmeesecat 5 років тому +5

    kevin actually sings so well

  • @YveltalExtreme
    @YveltalExtreme 5 років тому +15

    Now i know how umbrella academy started... They are all magic sons of Sherek