A Guide to Geometry Dash Religions

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  • @_dood
    @_dood Рік тому +262

    "There was a legend so good, that the hitboxes reduced themselves in fear"

  • @TrideGD
    @TrideGD Рік тому +31

    Loving the more comedy based videos dude lmao

  • @muncher01
    @muncher01 Рік тому +84

    You forgot Top1ism, followed by 8 year olds across the world, and niero is their god

  • @kallocarina8879
    @kallocarina8879 Рік тому +34

    This was actually one of your best videos ever we need more content like this. I especially liked the part where Riot's Demise was listed as one of the main enemies of wavixlam

  • @chaoxwx
    @chaoxwx Рік тому +68

    My man forgot about Dubstep religion.
    Edit: NO FIREWORK CULT 😭

    • @extazy9944
      @extazy9944 Рік тому +6

      every day i pray towards connecticut, the home of rukkus

    • @Lettuce2.
      @Lettuce2. Рік тому +1

      No

    • @chaoxwx
      @chaoxwx Рік тому +1

      @@extazy9944 i pray to skrillex, the god of dubstep

    • @WD35
      @WD35 Рік тому

      @@chaoxwx I put Colbreakz on full blast while performing my daily ritual sacrifices in the names of Rukkus (god of dubstep) and all those who carry out making this most holy form of music

    • @chaoxwx
      @chaoxwx Рік тому

      @@WD35 dont forget to listen to Dropping Fish made by our holy titan Xtrullor

  • @imarandomperson761
    @imarandomperson761 Рік тому +44

    0:05 "why is Advy asking for creator points in my DMs"
    LMFAOOOOO I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @mcsone_
      @mcsone_ Рік тому +4

      Pls send creator points

    • @Hdagoat_
      @Hdagoat_ Рік тому +3

      💀💀

  • @winsloww2669
    @winsloww2669 Рік тому +40

    I’m surprised you forgot Juniperism and its rapidly growing branch Woahism.
    A few smaller ones you didn’t mention: Culucism, Megacollabism, and Vipranic Creatorpointism
    I am a personal devotee to Zylenoxism and The Church of Neigefeu

    • @filewr8515
      @filewr8515 Рік тому +2

      My religion used to be Holy Church of Cursed, but now I worship Trick

  • @Jumperbumper247
    @Jumperbumper247 Рік тому +11

    "why is advy asking for creator points in my dms" 💀💀💀💀

  • @HelloHSR
    @HelloHSR Рік тому +6

    "Why is Advy asking for Creator Points in my DM's"
    Thank you for that.
    I am a member of The Holy Church Of Xender.

  • @Johdanlop
    @Johdanlop Рік тому +33

    *_Man this content is_* 🔥 *_af_*

    • @qoombert
      @qoombert 4 місяці тому +1

      🔥🕳

  • @WooperButBetter
    @WooperButBetter Рік тому +9

    You forgot robtobism, followed mainly by krmal and a few others so that every level they make gets rated. The deities are viprin and most of the other elder moderators

  • @ninjadangd
    @ninjadangd Рік тому +10

    Probably the best content you've made all month, actually genuinely funny.
    By the way I am Cataclism. But I haven't beaten cataclysm. Cataclysm is the best level

  • @kevin_butnotkevin5571
    @kevin_butnotkevin5571 Рік тому +8

    Proud member of icedcave's witnesses, and i actually found much peace and meaning out of watching the minus-worldus. A more out-there and polarizing holy video, but a good watch for the soul nonetheless.

  • @redwing666
    @redwing666 Рік тому +6

    I will say, thank you for including my religion, first extremeism. It is not common known, and I feel appreciated.

  • @MrOozerGD
    @MrOozerGD Рік тому +9

    videos like this are actually very funny and entertaining!!! please make more

  • @PORTALIAN_Makes_Bass
    @PORTALIAN_Makes_Bass Рік тому +12

    I am as devout of a Npestist as a liberal arts major is Christian. I am polytheistic, believing in the powers of such deities as Npesta, Aeonair, Thinking Space, HidekiX, Moldy, and Wavix.

  • @WafflesGotW
    @WafflesGotW Рік тому +7

    THE SECOND COMING OF SPACEUK?!??

    • @MrWafflz
      @MrWafflz Рік тому

      oh hi waffles

    • @_dood
      @_dood Рік тому +3

      @@MrWafflz i ate you for breakfast 🤤 (hold on that sounded wrong)

  • @Lettuce2.
    @Lettuce2. Рік тому +4

    DeCodism.
    Our deity is Rek3dge.
    One of our many rituals is asking people if this looks possible at 100% speed.

  • @a05polzar
    @a05polzar Рік тому +4

    I don't really consider myself very religious, so this was very enlightening. I think I would end up being a part of Arcturism.

    • @dangit69420
      @dangit69420 Рік тому

      dont

    • @a05polzar
      @a05polzar Рік тому

      Too little too late

    • @dangit69420
      @dangit69420 Рік тому

      @@a05polzar NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @anonpro
    @anonpro Рік тому +2

    riot's demise should be the hell of wavixlam

  • @arcturus1140
    @arcturus1140 Рік тому +2

    This is really good. I love These absolutely ironic Videos. Also the one where you discussed with tride about kratos was great. Id Like to See more from you in the future

  • @Themostevilone444
    @Themostevilone444 Рік тому +12

    I am so mad that you did not cover wulzism! You will be punished for leaving out the woahmen (pronoun for wulzists!)
    Edit: I basically came up with that. It is not real...

  • @sinksinksink
    @sinksinksink Рік тому +3

    „Cataclyslam“ that is fking hilarious LMAO

  • @mwzngd1679
    @mwzngd1679 8 місяців тому +2

    0:05 "why doesnt wavix make a video on tidal wave, another upcoming top 10 that no one cares about" aged well

  • @gilB20
    @gilB20 Рік тому +3

    You missed "advyism"
    The normally workship advy and most members of advyism are 8 years old kids.
    They have a holy date, it was when advy was accused in twitter, I normally see them asking for "creator points" , maybe they are asking something different but idk.
    They only follow advy as their god, they only have advy's opinions.
    For them, the devil are the advyouters, if they see someone hating advy, they will chase you until you die or change opinion.
    XD

  • @mrsimplerr
    @mrsimplerr Рік тому +3

    "bRo yoU misSeD bAcKtRacKisM"
    The group of people that worship back on trck and believe that it is the top 1 hardest level in the game.

  • @lancezealot
    @lancezealot Рік тому +7

    I cannot believe I was actually bothered to watch this live

  • @godzillagod9752
    @godzillagod9752 Рік тому +8

    I just so happen to be a firstextremest but unlike any other people in the religion, my first extreme was triadic trials

  • @matusmichlik7684
    @matusmichlik7684 Рік тому +3

    Very inspirational video for young GD atheists.
    Ps: I practised every one of GD religions.

  • @Firedgoose69
    @Firedgoose69 Рік тому +2

    4:47 fun fact when he uploaded this doggie hadnt verified slaughterhouse yet

  • @electrikpikachujm69
    @electrikpikachujm69 Рік тому +2

    Layoutism
    Pointercratism
    Layoutism
    Cyclicism
    Impossiblism
    Clubstepism
    I might make a fan made part 2 on my channel

  • @OzymandiasMC
    @OzymandiasMC Рік тому +3

    I am an Icedcave witness and SLAUGHTERHOUSE IS NOT A BAD LEVEL YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALI-ARMPH JFEULH

  • @BennyCocoPop
    @BennyCocoPop Рік тому +1

    This is absolutely fantastic

  • @theredalligator_8729
    @theredalligator_8729 Рік тому +2

    There is also small-streamerism which is just people who find and make friends with small streamers. Me being one of them. (shout out to stromott my favourite streamer)

  • @BloodbathV3
    @BloodbathV3 Рік тому +2

    Im a part of the Michigun religion

  • @EperkeDashh
    @EperkeDashh Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: I once rickrolled just a gd player

  • @karpyy24
    @karpyy24 Рік тому +2

    this is unironically one of the best gd videos ive seen. cant stop laughing

  • @imaMONKE725
    @imaMONKE725 Рік тому +2

    for most of my journey I followed the clubstepism, before trying to convert to cataclislam and realising cata is absolute garbage and cataclysm enjoyers should never be respected as humans, i'm starting to convert myself to acuism, but when i beat kenos i'm officialy converting to full npestism

  • @Haxx0rZ-
    @Haxx0rZ- Рік тому +4

    Triplespikeism

  • @adrian.play.geomdash_badly
    @adrian.play.geomdash_badly Рік тому +2

    I worship Michigun

    • @BloodbathV3
      @BloodbathV3 Рік тому

      BASED

    • @adrian.play.geomdash_badly
      @adrian.play.geomdash_badly Рік тому +2

      @@BloodbathV3 Im not based. He was insane and now he went to heaven and overtook all other gods in the process by finding insane exploits.

  • @Kaibutsu__
    @Kaibutsu__ 7 місяців тому +1

    You forgot about Circletology. May Zobros have mercy on your soul.

  • @squid2039
    @squid2039 Рік тому +1

    I'm a proud npestist and icedcaves witness, although different I've found ways to practice both religions in my day to day life

  • @theplayer7127
    @theplayer7127 Рік тому +3

    Wait if the icedcave witnesses saw space as a messiah and then he betrayed them, is space basically the gd version of Judas?
    I’m looking way to much into a joke video

  • @volcanicmash9308
    @volcanicmash9308 Рік тому +1

    Missed Zeroniumism. Worship weird noises made by our God and his beautiful rabbit Scorch as a messiah

  • @nephillen0
    @nephillen0 Рік тому +1

    this is why i only touch the game and not the community

  • @JarmezGD
    @JarmezGD Рік тому +1

    Jumpism, those who jump to kowareta or killbot etc

  • @Jayquinator-X
    @Jayquinator-X Рік тому +1

    Forgot about Waveism. The religion dedicated to the wave.

  • @Airborne7263
    @Airborne7263 Рік тому

    3:33 Trollmachineism could be joining shortly

  • @Calamity994
    @Calamity994 Рік тому

    a religion i am in is calamitism, which is where you like layouts with good gameplay and modern levels with good gameplay. we worship calamity994. oh and a new thing is a worship practice which is playing noclip levels and fun dance

  • @TheSumOfAnIdeod
    @TheSumOfAnIdeod Рік тому +2

    What about the cult of nine circels?

  • @Temple3419
    @Temple3419 Рік тому +1

    I shat myself laughing when you said riots demise 💀

  • @lool8421
    @lool8421 Рік тому +1

    imma prob become a zettabytyst or a trollmachinist
    also mindcapism has become a thing recently

  • @Chizinky
    @Chizinky Рік тому +1

    Aint no way this man forgot gauntletism 💀

  • @xju303
    @xju303 Рік тому +1

    idk how wavix said all of this without laughing

  • @alluvionn
    @alluvionn Рік тому +2

    What about a GDatheism and Robtopism

  • @kilonovagd4252
    @kilonovagd4252 Рік тому +1

    Npestism
    Aeonanity
    FirstExtremestant
    Riothodox
    Icedcave’s Witnesses
    Wavixlam
    Arcturuslim
    Just some ideas

  • @FlyingSpaceDino
    @FlyingSpaceDino Рік тому +3

    Bro you missed hackerism

  • @cuminthesink
    @cuminthesink Рік тому +3

    im making my own religion, wanna be a deity?

  • @kenos911
    @kenos911 Рік тому +2

    Bro I was an OG icedcave witness

  • @thejerrycan519
    @thejerrycan519 Рік тому +2

    You forgot circlesism which is perfect for people who love seizures

  • @HIPERSONTHING
    @HIPERSONTHING 5 місяців тому

    "Why hasn't Wavix made a video on Tidal Wave, another upcoming top 10 than no one cares about?"
    Aged pretty well.

  • @CorruptdKetchup
    @CorruptdKetchup Рік тому

    I do take AeonAir’s opinions as my own, but only because my opinions are so easily influenced. I would agree with this.

  • @Ceereeal
    @Ceereeal Рік тому

    I believe you forgot layoutism, which is followed by people like myself who do not have enough motivation to make actual levels and instead opt to create 15 seconds of gameplay and then abandon it to make something else

  • @NothingIsScary
    @NothingIsScary Рік тому +2

    YOU DISCRIMINATE YOU DIDNT MENTION DECODISM OR SONIC WAVISM. IM A PROUD MEMBER OF SONIC WAVISM AND I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE CRUCIFIED
    /J

  • @baconboy69
    @baconboy69 Рік тому +1

    as a npestist myself, I hate all icedcave's witnesses

  • @OliverKnighty
    @OliverKnighty Місяць тому +1

    Wavixlam holy video is progress video from aquamarine. (Don’t come to my house Wavix, it’s a joke pls)

  • @rootbeerfloathaspop3301
    @rootbeerfloathaspop3301 Рік тому

    Wow, very interesting Geometry Dash religions

  • @ThatLawbringerGuy
    @ThatLawbringerGuy Рік тому +1

    Can't believe you missed Decodeism. People are making Decode remakes on every level in the game, as if they're... growing...

    • @BennyCocoPop
      @BennyCocoPop Рік тому

      I mean, that's even got a national holiday

  • @RobotManiaSR
    @RobotManiaSR Рік тому +1

    i am a follower of aeonairism in the branch of memic

  • @Sejdkkk
    @Sejdkkk Рік тому +1

    This needs to be real

  • @tundra77
    @tundra77 Рік тому

    waveism: followers only play wave levels and jump to arctic lights or sonic wave as their first list demon

  • @matzanti186
    @matzanti186 Рік тому +1

    BTw wth happened with your server?

  • @theplayer7127
    @theplayer7127 Рік тому

    0:25 lmao at first I thought it said nepotism

  • @ryokoyamada8977
    @ryokoyamada8977 Рік тому

    you forgot about spamism, which is a group of challenge players claiming that spam is skill. This is also a branch from npestism and ufwmism

  • @lemonadonGD
    @lemonadonGD Рік тому +1

    01:23 What is that sync?!

  • @charr420
    @charr420 Рік тому +2

    bro forgor the 2.2 believers

  • @Slender_chicken
    @Slender_chicken 10 місяців тому +1

    Yeah got to agree my religion riot is almost dead they're not many who worship riot anymore

  • @_Nek0_
    @_Nek0_ Рік тому

    Finaly a more seroius video

  • @WaveSucks
    @WaveSucks Рік тому

    another branch of firstextremeism is hardestism which is the exact same as firstextremeism but with hardests

  • @fawwe
    @fawwe Рік тому +2

    4:57 I NEED THIS SONG'S NAME

    • @wavix
      @wavix  Рік тому +1

      augh sfx remix

  • @GEOMETRYDASHHISTORYFACTS
    @GEOMETRYDASHHISTORYFACTS Рік тому +1

    i was confused who wavix was so i looked it up just to find the same video how do i find wacix?

  • @ijpthegreat
    @ijpthegreat Рік тому

    You did forget about the belief of nepestists of Npesta’s Paradise’ where they will go after death

  • @Xzyla
    @Xzyla Рік тому

    6:41 how’d you know also if you don’t like acrturus your the next victim

  • @TFB-GD.
    @TFB-GD. Рік тому

    i am dropping acu and going for something harder as my first extreme like a chad

  • @selalox373
    @selalox373 Рік тому +1

    why is there not a junipism (juniper religion)

  • @Dummigame
    @Dummigame Рік тому +1

    What about trideism?

  • @09ggboy
    @09ggboy Рік тому +1

    YES. I AM FULL NPESTISM

  • @AirmaskM
    @AirmaskM 5 місяців тому

    Firstextremism also has a converting religion which is firstdemonism

  • @Goolp9
    @Goolp9 Рік тому

    Can I be aeonairism and still like sonic wave and sonic wave infinity? Just wondering. What if no?

  • @Spaarcs
    @Spaarcs Рік тому +1

    Fellow Riotianity members please rise

  • @kicktex
    @kicktex Рік тому +1

    you forgot about the decult

  • @Baltic_Monke_VR
    @Baltic_Monke_VR Рік тому +1

    bro how did you make slaughterhouse rainbow?!?!

    • @wavix
      @wavix  Рік тому +1

      its footage from an old denni video "slaughterhouse but its rgb"

  • @nidiiii9788
    @nidiiii9788 Рік тому

    YOU DID NOT MENTION CREATISM, THE REALM OF THE CREATORS NOW HAVE YOUR ADDRESS

  • @dogfacedgecko2530
    @dogfacedgecko2530 Рік тому

    Cataclysmism... I love it

  • @cric2gd16
    @cric2gd16 Рік тому

    gotta love cataclyslam

  • @nicolasbrunetti2940
    @nicolasbrunetti2940 Рік тому +1

    You forgot WaveChallengianity

  • @inoobboi5438
    @inoobboi5438 Рік тому

    i feel like 90% of the community didnt even know about any of these

  • @Pedrok12990
    @Pedrok12990 Рік тому +1

    I need part 2

  • @thetomasu5824
    @thetomasu5824 Рік тому +1

    Where is "Stormflyism"?

  • @hhop2749
    @hhop2749 Рік тому +1

    Bro forgot my religion dailychatism