+880User088 his name is bones, and really he doesn't do a good job at hiding it. as falco he uses the same color, the face is relatively the same, and the playstyle is 100% identical
One day, decades into the future A son is rummaging around in his fathers old truck of stuff. When he happens upon something strange, a pair of sunglasses and an old ski mask. But beneath the mask something stranger, an old copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee. The boy knows the series well as he has always been good at, as if it came naturally. Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and places his controller next to him. The father turns to his son and says "I had hoped you would not have found these until you were a little older. But, I suppose it's about time I let you in on the family secret." "What kind of family secret?" the boy ask "Have you ever wondered why you're so good at Super Smash Bros?" *Que Inception Tuba*
"Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and.." ...says "No items, final destination, fox only."
His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
Triistar22 He is the hero of Hyrule, time, leyend and Twilight...the earth saviour from Onett winner of all the f-zero competitions and protector of Cornaria.
He's the hero Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. He is FalcoMaster.
FalcoMaster is the player Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll face him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Okay, so I've never played smash before, or any multiplayer fighting game in my life for that matter. But I have the opurtunity to, and this video might have just convinced me to try. This man has inspired me...
Ohhhh so FalcoMaster is actually a thing? I got labeled "FalcoMaster" at the Anime Expo Melee tournament this year by a good amount of people and I had no idea what people were talking about so I would just smile awkwardly when they'd say it. LOL
***** its funny as shit because like, hes a great falco dont get me wrong and super fun to watch but like. he isnt like mang0 tier and i bet hell be just as remembered
Hey I'm the guy who got bodied in Grand Finals by FalcoMaster3000. In competitive melee you strike stages by first reducing the list of stages in random stage select down to the 6 legal stages, and then taking turns turning them off until you arrive at a final stage, which is the stage for the first game. Rock Paper Scissors decides who strikes a stage first. For the second game, the stage is chosen by the loser, but the winner may ban one to prevent his opponent from picking it. He would ban stages by pointing at them. Better yet in GF's it is Best of 5 instead of 3 and there are no bans. You really do not need to speak to your opponents at all in a Smash Bros. Tournament, though it makes it a little easier and more fun.
Anonymity increases your strength and dexterity due to magic, and the effect is compounded when you add mysteriousness to the mix. Also, if it’s utilized in a situation that makes you stand out from others you will benefit from a phenomenon known as the reverse stormtrooper effect. All in all, a very solid use of a mask.
Yeah, anonymity at it's finest: being forgettable. You see, it's really the best of both worlds: you either become the stuff of legend or you become a forgettable nobody. There is no in between, and that's great.
Brian Navarro I mean... he gets beat by people who aren't even in these leagues... Shofu beats hims all the time, and Shofu doesn't even compete. He can't really compete with the actual pros.
Pike Ezmo Mewtwoking is one of the best melee players in the world, if not the best. He almost never loses... Shofu doesn't even play melee, and has never beat m2k in it. I don't know who or what you are thinking about, but you are wrong. Btw shofu does go to tournys. Everything you said was wrong. Actually everything.
Brian Navarro He definitely is not the best, Shofu does play melee, and has infact beaten m2k in it... Shofu is one of the creators for Project M so how has he not played melee... I think you might be an m2k die hard fan...
He does look a bit like PC Chris... or PP. Could even be Ken considering that he returned some time ago. Of course this is all farfetched and it's most likely some newcomer into the canadian scene. Probably just a shy guy with a new face, which is great.
I think it says a very good thing about the community that everyone played along and no one simply yanked the mask off. Good on you guys for letting the guy have his fun.
I really hope he will appear at another tournament! Just hope he decides to do it again, because burning in that hot mask for 9 hours or not even drinking anything either, that's just really tiring.
anyone brought up Etho yet? he's a gamer but he's never talked about having played smash. the physique/head shape matches well and he's in Edmonton though not many people know even that about him. the mask/no talking would fit because his minecraft skin is kakashi/his voice is really distinct
ther eare actually 2 FalcoMaster3000's! One was playing your little smash tourney, while another was robbing all your gamecube adapters and replacing them with wii u gamepads for your Smash 4 Tourney!
I live in Edmonton. This guy looks like someone I met briefly in the lineup for Smash-Fest a few months back. He wasn't very talkative, and he annihilated several of us in Mario Kart 7 while we waited in line.
I would look through old videos and photos for the shoes. They seem like the only distinguishable things. They look like they may be like a suede leather and may have a stain on the left foot at the front on the right side. In this condition, it leads me to believe he has had the shoes for a while, so you may be able to find him wearing them at a previous get together.
Might just be a coincidence but scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1508982_10203100208082488_3534216203822351521_n.jpg?oh=68534c36b9b97a0f8628b041448784a4&oe=54D36575
Sooo i thought i knew a guy and im not sure if he came and visited edmonton or not but he recently just won a smash tournament fitting this exact scenario.
Ever since my brother died in a tragic smash tournament accident, this Falcomaster3000 just popped up in every tournament i was in... Who could he be???
what if he takes his mask off, and he actually is falco?
+Paremco thats true
+Paremco That ain't falco though
Would it be takes his mask off, and he is Sakuria? (the creator of smash)
+Elijah Jones the creator of smash "sakuria" lol
+Brandon Silva de Matos If that's not Falco, then where Falco at?
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
This got me
hehe
He should have taken his mask off.
And have another mask under it.
+Gladius Vortex
Kakashi 101.
+Gladius Vortex ur profile pic perfectly describes this comment.
Kakashi lmao
+Gladius Vortex Ninja Brian?
+GrandMaster Neo I was thinking that it was Ninja Brian's true son
I don't wanna know who this guy is.
I hope he becomes a mystery for all eternity.
I hope he attends at more tournaments though
I hope he beats mew2king like everyone else
Cristian Hernandez [Like everyone else] I'm fucking dead
Cristian Hernandez Remember Shiz?
+880User088 his name is bones, and really he doesn't do a good job at hiding it. as falco he uses the same color, the face is relatively the same, and the playstyle is 100% identical
One day, decades into the future
A son is rummaging around in his fathers old truck of stuff. When he happens upon something strange, a pair of sunglasses and an old ski mask. But beneath the mask something stranger, an old copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee. The boy knows the series well as he has always been good at, as if it came naturally. Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and places his controller next to him. The father turns to his son and says "I had hoped you would not have found these until you were a little older. But, I suppose it's about time I let you in on the family secret."
"What kind of family secret?" the boy ask
"Have you ever wondered why you're so good at Super Smash Bros?"
*Que Inception Tuba*
You killed it with the Inception Tuba, haha glorious.
BOSCO27 Thank you.
That was amazing! I'm screencapping!
"Puzzled the boy brings the items to his father to ask why he has them. After finding his father in his study and confronting him about what he had found, his father sighs and.."
...says "No items, final destination, fox only."
rileyvace Almost went there.
You merely adopted the smash. I was born in it, molded by it.
I didn't play for fun until I was only a man...
By then it was nothing to me but more competitive!
If I take that mask off, would it kill you?
@@nautilus541 You're a big guy.
Ok butters
Sorry guys, I’m not Falcomaster3000. I know you all wanted it to be true but I’m simply not that powerful.
But, it can't be true
I can fly if I wanted toooooooo
-_-
Interesting to learn that a big One Piece reactor also likes SSBM. I have watched some of your videos.
falcomaster3000 has the best commentary skills i've ever seen
nice profile pic junior sociopathic bigot
also learn the FUCKING CONCEPT OF HUMOR
+Hawkboy1080 w
It's gilded
He's so skilled he doesn't even have to move an inch and he wins
I really want him to go to another one, but wear like 3 masks so when someone takes one off, it'll be the funniest thing ever.
relevant i.imgur.com/xIolo.gif
like kakashi
haha ya. I'm surprised he played with sunglasses the whole time. that would throw me off
stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3160544/kakashi-mask-o.gif
He was at a tournament last night
Wow, this guy is a beast. He played all those games without moving
Yeah and i heard he didn't drink anything or take off his mask for like, I think 9 hours? The endurance doe.
His name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
He is Falconmaster3000, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Ahhhhh gladiator
Triistar22 He is the hero of Hyrule, time, leyend and Twilight...the earth saviour from Onett winner of all the f-zero competitions and protector of Cornaria.
Solomona Leiato He is the hero we deserve AND the hero we need.
OK His name is Bob and hes addicted to games the end
I want to see M2K dress up as Falcomaster and win a national
YES
***** the rocking back and forth would be a dead giveaway
And the glasses adjust.
Dr.RobloxLOL123 I see you everywhere
I know you do
- FALCOMASTER ! What do you have to say aout your victory ?
...
...
...
- *thumb up*
*silence*
- Thanks.
Zαиzι` Melee's version of Red, ladies and gentlemen.
Guys just wanted to help with your investigation and tell you that I am not Falcomaster3000. Hope that helped.
that statement lowers the number to 6,999,999 people since theres only 7m people in the world. thank u for ur help
Zeldarock11 lol what?
I too am not Falcomaster3000.
I am not Falcomaster3000
albin0ninj4 if you just google it, you'll find it's 7,000,000 you illiterate
Personally he prefers the air
Plot twist, is actually an human version of the prototype of Amiibo.
He never moves
While he may have dominated one tournament, the question remains...
When will FalcoMaster3000 strike again?
Reggie confirmed.
He is a prototype artificial inteligence top melee player emulater set loose on an unsuspecting comunity of smashers.
Yes he never spoke because his language would betray his identity, blip blip blip toh blip nlip fiyaa
It's a shame falcomaster stopped coming to tournaments. I heard he got discouraged after he got bodied by superboomfan over and over...
Quincy
Ironic how you missed the whole fucking joke.
2 year old comment and all but “puff mango from ‘08” is a fucking hilarious name
2 year old comment and all but "Warcrimes incarnate" is a fucking hilarious name
guys he's clearly SamiclassicSonicfan
+Noor Haider frick you found out his secret!
Wadda frick!
I fell for that, screw you
GILDED
What the frick, who would fricking expect that
Sakurai?
It's Shroomed.
Nailed it.
LOL XD
Gildedguy brought me here.
Same
me too bro
+Binh TC Nguyen Same!!
I thought this would be the pilot episode of FM3000 anime. 😕
yep true
He's the hero Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. He is FalcoMaster.
So in case anyone is curious, SuPeRbOoMfAn has since confirmed himself that he was/is in fact FalcoMaster3000.
I swear that I've seen this guy in some of the "awesome video games done quick" charity event.
Same mask setup and everything.
It's been confirmed to be SuperBoomFan.
Figures, since he chose the 64 char of Melee(Falco)
FalcoMaster is the player Melee deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll face him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Merfectman The Prideful “a dark knight”
FalcoMaster is Bruce Wayne confirmed.
to think this is reaching a decade old
FalcoMaster is actually from the future to save us
Yeah, save us from 20xx.
20YY confirmed
Ok judging from how he plays and from other rumours, I totally know who this is now.
Shoutouts to diabetes.
Ya we do have a very solid theory on who this player was. definitely in line with who you are thinking of.
lmaoooo
armada
Okay, so I've never played smash before, or any multiplayer fighting game in my life for that matter. But I have the opurtunity to, and this video might have just convinced me to try. This man has inspired me...
FalcoMaster3000 for smash 5
The day Ninja Brian spared everybody.
Ohhhh so FalcoMaster is actually a thing? I got labeled "FalcoMaster" at the Anime Expo Melee tournament this year by a good amount of people and I had no idea what people were talking about so I would just smile awkwardly when they'd say it. LOL
Who cares?
SACPH4N70M the mofo'ing smash community you troll.
Clyde Gerano
Why does the smash community care that a random person got called a good falco at a random convention once?
SACPH4N70M
"random person"
>Not knowing Kitsune
SACPH4N70M Dud, you dunno THE Kitsune?
This guy is Akiba from Metal Gear
Some say he invented the clock, and that he spends his time daydreaming about pencils. All we know is, he's not the stig, but he's FalcoMaster
we are all falcomaster3000
TELL ME ABOUT FALCOMASTER
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
+Tfc Rog same
+Mydickisholy You were about to rob that place but found out you were good at smash?
He's a big guy.
+Hello Everything for you.
Why not?
No one cared who he was till he put on the mask.
i swear to god for a second with the pic at the btm, i thought falcomaster just played without moving his hands
+800blake He's so fast you just can't see his fingers moving
***** its funny as shit because like, hes a great falco dont get me wrong and super fun to watch but like. he isnt like mang0 tier and i bet hell be just as remembered
You guys realize it's Isai, right?
It's the only possible explanation!
Isai doesn't match that physique.
FireHydrant7 the cancer of the ocmmunity smh
It's not Isai, lmao. Isai has dark skin and falcomaster is white like SuperBoomFan
Thats what I was thinking
It's Sakurai.
omg what if it was? xD
I don't think so though, body type is different I think, skin tone too.
4:49 Dude, I love nightcore.
falco master is an effervescent being, according to scar
How did they pick stages? Would he write that down too?
I mean how did he decide what to ban and stuff. If he won't talk I assume he wrote it down.
It was the 20xx hack pack witch you can strike stages like in PM, so no talking was necessary.
Hey I'm the guy who got bodied in Grand Finals by FalcoMaster3000. In competitive melee you strike stages by first reducing the list of stages in random stage select down to the 6 legal stages, and then taking turns turning them off until you arrive at a final stage, which is the stage for the first game. Rock Paper Scissors decides who strikes a stage first. For the second game, the stage is chosen by the loser, but the winner may ban one to prevent his opponent from picking it. He would ban stages by pointing at them. Better yet in GF's it is Best of 5 instead of 3 and there are no bans. You really do not need to speak to your opponents at all in a Smash Bros. Tournament, though it makes it a little easier and more fun.
He's Dylan Sprouse.
Lie
+Caleb Roberts wouldn't be surprised if he was, Dylan Sprouse said he's big into Smash
He is all of us, yet only a few have harnessed the power of the legend. I hope to one day harness this power myself, but it is much too early for me.
So is Falcomaster3000 a mysterious being that can beat any living being in smash with Falco?
Stay Legend. Falco Life.
Falcomaster is TheLegend 27
I believe he is Dylan Sprouse
How do you know???
Omg stop being gullible its a joke
>FalcoMaster3000
>Master3000
>3000
>3
CONFIRMED ILLUMINATI!
Possibly pc Chris? Plays Martha similar to Azen so it's likely he is an older player
You merely adopted the smash. I was born in it. Molded by it.
Anonymity increases your strength and dexterity due to magic, and the effect is compounded when you add mysteriousness to the mix. Also, if it’s utilized in a situation that makes you stand out from others you will benefit from a phenomenon known as the reverse stormtrooper effect.
All in all, a very solid use of a mask.
Yeah but if you fail you will be known as a random noob with a mask and nobody will remember you xD
Yeah, anonymity at it's finest: being forgettable. You see, it's really the best of both worlds: you either become the stuff of legend or you become a forgettable nobody. There is no in between, and that's great.
FalcoMaster3000 for Summit 3
Didn't think I'd ever hear guys tell another guy to "TAKE IT OFF!!"
You know Dylan Sprouse has said he used to show up and compete in tourneys incognito ikno he said he play PM but who knows 👀
Falcomaster3000 is actually a time traveler from the year 20XX, where melee is played perfectly.
What if he was just a smasher, that was training at home all day?!
This is awesome. He is awesome. This happened in Canada right? IM from Australia and IM interested now In the ledgend of falcomaster3000
Haha I really hope it's just M2K traveling around putting on a clinic for people.
too bad m2k isn't all that good.
Pike Ezmo .... You can't be serious.
Brian Navarro I mean... he gets beat by people who aren't even in these leagues... Shofu beats hims all the time, and Shofu doesn't even compete. He can't really compete with the actual pros.
Pike Ezmo Mewtwoking is one of the best melee players in the world, if not the best. He almost never loses... Shofu doesn't even play melee, and has never beat m2k in it. I don't know who or what you are thinking about, but you are wrong. Btw shofu does go to tournys. Everything you said was wrong. Actually everything.
Brian Navarro He definitely is not the best, Shofu does play melee, and has infact beaten m2k in it... Shofu is one of the creators for Project M so how has he not played melee... I think you might be an m2k die hard fan...
He does look a bit like PC Chris... or PP. Could even be Ken considering that he returned some time ago. Of course this is all farfetched and it's most likely some newcomer into the canadian scene. Probably just a shy guy with a new face, which is great.
Ken isn't florescent white. PP is too muscular. PC wouldn't wear dad shoes.
Isai obvi, same posture and everything
supernintendo07 His skin color isn't the same and Isai doesn't play Falco.
I think it says a very good thing about the community that everyone played along and no one simply yanked the mask off. Good on you guys for letting the guy have his fun.
See that picture to the right that shows falcomaster3000? Thats not a picture. Its a video. Falcomaster is playing with his mind
I really hope he will appear at another tournament! Just hope he decides to do it again, because burning in that hot mask for 9 hours or not even drinking anything either, that's just really tiring.
I WANNA SEE HIM TAKE ON HUNGRYBOX IN A MATCH IN SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE!!
That ain't bombsoldier.....
anyone brought up Etho yet? he's a gamer but he's never talked about having played smash. the physique/head shape matches well and he's in Edmonton though not many people know even that about him. the mask/no talking would fit because his minecraft skin is kakashi/his voice is really distinct
ther eare actually 2 FalcoMaster3000's! One was playing your little smash tourney, while another was robbing all your gamecube adapters and replacing them with wii u gamepads for your Smash 4 Tourney!
Falcomaster3000 is glideguy
This video cracked me up. There is always a better unknown player that randomly appears and just kills it at smash.
We need FalcoMaster3000 again to save melee
It was supposedly SuPeRbOoMfAn. At least that's what it says on SmashWiki
The player cam never moves. It's just static. Who would believe that?
That's not the player cam
I have a dream.
To one day be this man.
I live in Edmonton.
This guy looks like someone I met briefly in the lineup for Smash-Fest a few months back. He wasn't very talkative, and he annihilated several of us in Mario Kart 7 while we waited in line.
Who would win in a fight, TheLegend27 or FalcoMaster3000?
I would look through old videos and photos for the shoes. They seem like the only distinguishable things. They look like they may be like a suede leather and may have a stain on the left foot at the front on the right side. In this condition, it leads me to believe he has had the shoes for a while, so you may be able to find him wearing them at a previous get together.
Might just be a coincidence but
scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1508982_10203100208082488_3534216203822351521_n.jpg?oh=68534c36b9b97a0f8628b041448784a4&oe=54D36575
His body structure looks like PC Chris, kinda. :o
Where is falcomaster3000's documentary episode?
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who thought the picture with falcomaster holding a gc controller at the bottom was moving
Don't know if it helps, but at 0:46 where you see the glasses the logo is for Tel Aviv city in Israel. Any Israeli player around that time in the US?
Its canada
Sooo i thought i knew a guy and im not sure if he came and visited edmonton or not but he recently just won a smash tournament fitting this exact scenario.
-TheLegend27- FalcoMaster3000
It's SuPeRbOoMfAn. It's not a secret, he did it as a joke.
He even entered smash masters this year
He will return.
I feel like he should've picked a better name than just a nickname that sounds like he had to add numbers to the end because without was taken
1:55 While they were talking about FalcoMaster ZeRo was on the screen smashing his way to Champion.
"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask"
Gildedguy.
He was using the tag anjo before he played anjo and the layout had anjo on it?
Finishing with an up-smash/THUNDERCATS!!?
I love that falcomaster3000 commentary.
Best shout caster 20XX
FalcoMaster300 Apex 2015
I like to imagine that when he takes his mask off, he is actually Masahiro Sakurai LOL
But the developers of a game are usually terrible.
Sakurai is legit as fuck at smash, he even beat a pro pm player. But no falcomaster was clearly white.
+erokin387 wtf where on earth did you get this information
+erokin387 That sounds wildly untrue.
Ever since my brother died in a tragic smash tournament accident, this Falcomaster3000 just popped up in every tournament i was in... Who could he be???