FULLY AUTO KANGAROO CATAPULT? - UEBS - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

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  • @Braccas
    @Braccas 7 років тому +2476

    I think they should add LazarBeam to the game

  • @nixerio2075
    @nixerio2075 5 років тому +81

    Tables killing Romans with guns. i guess you could say the tables have turned
    (Fuching kill me)

  • @masterking6139
    @masterking6139 7 років тому +13

    11:55 it looks like the eye of sauron in lord of the rings the battle of the black gate ,just add the eye on the middle and its already perfect😂

  • @picklemeister3189
    @picklemeister3189 5 років тому +13

    8:10
    *The tables have TURNED*
    *wink,wink*

  • @kaukazian4052
    @kaukazian4052 5 років тому +14

    never thought i’d see the day kangaroos shooting kidney stones at Santa’s moving at Godspeed.

    • @legolord4728
      @legolord4728 5 років тому

      Lol you funny

    • @larissalee9523
      @larissalee9523 3 роки тому

      You haven't seen that before that's a common thing in Australia

  • @valleyfever7299
    @valleyfever7299 7 років тому +43

    "Bang Bang Table Gang" would look great on a shirt, ya sellout.

  • @ST4T1C330
    @ST4T1C330 7 років тому +35

    Dev if u read this, add a tank into the game

  • @mineturtleanimations2988
    @mineturtleanimations2988 7 років тому +56

    That moment when a supposed to be epic battle simulator with thousands of armies of romans, Spartans, soldiers, and zombies turns into...
    New update
    Suggestion by The best UA-camr ever LazarBeam
    Added: Kangaroo, a deadly Australian animal that beast very unit except for Chuck Norris
    Next time: Added land shark, the most outLANDish unit in the game

  • @Demoknightf2
    @Demoknightf2 4 роки тому +3

    This man betrayed his fellow Australians and said he doesn't care. Truly the greatest symbol of Australia

  • @parkertinsley2315
    @parkertinsley2315 5 років тому +9

    5:00
    First use of machine guns in war.
    WWI 1914, colorized.

  • @tracescott813
    @tracescott813 7 років тому +33

    The dumber the shit gets the more I like it.

  • @Vantlash56
    @Vantlash56 7 років тому +33

    Plot twist:
    Those aren't rocks, they are baby cangaroos

  • @D_4_N_
    @D_4_N_ 7 років тому +18

    lit ... add british soldiers just to piss lazarbum off

  • @gibber123
    @gibber123 5 років тому +9

    LazarBeam: I DID IT!
    Subscribers: What did it cost?
    Lazarbeam: Making kangaroons go extint
    Non subscribers: Suscribes.

  • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
    @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 7 років тому +4

    8:30 I guess you can say the tables ...
    (*puts on sunglasses*)
    ... have turned.

  • @sa0l568
    @sa0l568 7 років тому +89

    test: if zombie shoot it can make zombies from distance?lazarbeam do this plz

    • @WunTu92
      @WunTu92 7 років тому +7

      Seconded

  • @isaaclaing210
    @isaaclaing210 7 років тому +4

    Just so you know, there is a limit on the amount of projectiles in 1 frame. Therefore, as you slow it down, more rocks can spawn at a time and the kangaroo will do even better

  • @marshall5451
    @marshall5451 7 років тому +100

    when you give the tables a gun "the tables have turned" ;)

    • @Puncherjoe1
      @Puncherjoe1 7 років тому

      Marshall7889
      ... Okay

    • @angelamorgan7856
      @angelamorgan7856 7 років тому

      u stole my joke

    • @spotz637
      @spotz637 7 років тому

      Marshall7889 you tried.

    • @antexus4525
      @antexus4525 7 років тому

      thought the exact same thing
      ''time to turn the tables''

    • @bred8883
      @bred8883 7 років тому

      Marshall7889 I said the same thing lol :)

  • @onionlime
    @onionlime 7 років тому +6

    9:04 I guess you can say the tables have turned XD
    Dont kill meh ;-;

  • @cookiespy7027
    @cookiespy7027 6 років тому +14

    8:18 you could say the tables have turned

  • @andersonparke8234
    @andersonparke8234 7 років тому +24

    If there is going to be a Lazarbeam, they should just add an alchoholic🍺🍺

    • @mysticalsg
      @mysticalsg 7 років тому

      😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 років тому

      🗿

  • @gokuplusgoten2433
    @gokuplusgoten2433 7 років тому +19

    Now we just need a koala or a dingo and some Uluru map or even a laser beam is stronger than a chuck Norris in the game so plz make a austrailia map Aussie Aussie Aussie oy oy oy

  • @mrasheed8655
    @mrasheed8655 7 років тому +4

    "fully automatic kangaroos that can launch dick rocks"
    who would have thunk that you can say this sentence one day and it totally makes sense,

  • @error404usernamecannotbefo8
    @error404usernamecannotbefo8 7 років тому

    0:50 I like how u forget all about Boris and only think about kangaroos

  • @christopherwalker1823
    @christopherwalker1823 6 років тому

    A kangaroo with thousands of large kidney stones, I never thought I'd see that...

  • @drewsweatman2244
    @drewsweatman2244 7 років тому +45

    The 'tables' have turned...

  • @kylemcconnell769
    @kylemcconnell769 7 років тому +109

    The developers need to add the queen to the game

    • @minutemoney7466
      @minutemoney7466 7 років тому +1

      Kyle Mcconnell yes

    • @donovansemon6909
      @donovansemon6909 7 років тому

      Kyle Mcconnell no WE NEED
      ENGLISH PEOPLE

    • @dongerp678
      @dongerp678 7 років тому +1

      Donovan Semon no English people, fuck them

    • @devin7943
      @devin7943 7 років тому +1

      LH_legend ?fuck English people?

    • @jacobolsen6000
      @jacobolsen6000 7 років тому

      Kyle Mcconnell developer*

  • @intergalactictortoise3517
    @intergalactictortoise3517 7 років тому +28

    Please LazorBeam ask the developers to add a land whale.
    if you don't all the Kangaroos will die.
    Like and comment for the Kangaroos
    Like so LazerBeam sees, and do it for the Kangaroos.
    Not to mention Land whales would make AMAZING WALLS

  • @crusader3444
    @crusader3444 5 років тому +2

    War, war never changes.

  • @meganprice9892
    @meganprice9892 6 років тому +1

    yes bloody Australia is back lets get beer lads

  • @blackwolf8210
    @blackwolf8210 7 років тому +8

    Lazer Beam, I just wanted you to know that you are my favorite youtuber.(I'm subscribed to 49 people.)

    • @blackwolf8210
      @blackwolf8210 7 років тому +5

      I liked and responded to my own comment

    • @daniel3111
      @daniel3111 7 років тому

      Black Wolf I'm subbed to 1000 and lazar beam is my fave

    • @thomasdonahue196
      @thomasdonahue196 7 років тому

      Destroyer220206 congrats u have no life n just watch UA-cam...

    • @blackwolf8210
      @blackwolf8210 7 років тому +2

      Destroyer you are only subbed to 16, not 1000.

  • @madpesetprinter1397
    @madpesetprinter1397 7 років тому +6

    duck unit everybody!!!

  • @1LP1
    @1LP1 7 років тому +107

    tommorw ikea will sell tabels with guns

  • @fishinggage4307
    @fishinggage4307 5 років тому +25

    2019 anyone 😂 u will hit 10 mil soon Lazar beam

  • @ziozesty6457
    @ziozesty6457 7 років тому

    8:25 THE TABLE HAVE TURNED MUHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @jakobmeisner
    @jakobmeisner 7 років тому +41

    add a lazarbeam character in the hero's cattegory

    • @zachpamperin5941
      @zachpamperin5941 7 років тому +1

      Jakob Meisner they would be better than mega chuck norris

  • @TheHeck69
    @TheHeck69 7 років тому +4

    he listened

  • @ApollosKnights
    @ApollosKnights 7 років тому +8

    Notification squad where you at?

  • @momsmommy2109
    @momsmommy2109 4 роки тому +1

    press pause at 5:28 the MEGACHICKENS killed 0 other units

  • @rob9408
    @rob9408 5 років тому

    lazarbeam giving all the love to the kangaroo Boris: '' am i a joke to you?''

  • @hurrythepeace9443
    @hurrythepeace9443 7 років тому +38

    DEVELOPER MAKE A LAZARBEAM UNIT

  • @Josesaber
    @Josesaber 7 років тому +4

    Maybe first comment, but lazer you are the bloodiest legend I know ^^ the basterd of the best. Keep making your vids as random and as epic as ever - saber
    P.s. go kick their ass kangaroo! 😅

    • @Josesaber
      @Josesaber 7 років тому +1

      *best of the best*

  • @wiggles.
    @wiggles. 7 років тому +37

    please, for the love of god pt the face cam in the top right corner

  • @jpmartin5179
    @jpmartin5179 5 років тому +16

    Boris the turtle is not his favorite anymore 😢

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 6 років тому +1

    3:37 fastest reproducer in the world

  • @carterbradshaw8434
    @carterbradshaw8434 5 років тому +3

    you should do megaturtles (aka Boris) and kangaroos (aka Boris's little brother Morris) 100 of each of them vs 300 zombies

  • @melwem
    @melwem 7 років тому +130

    good now we need donald trump

    • @samuelhook865
      @samuelhook865 7 років тому +5

      TheLittleCuteGamer Make him a super unit

    • @thomasdonahue196
      @thomasdonahue196 7 років тому +6

      TheLittleCuteGamer they're an indie developer he shouldn't risk it

    • @smartass199614
      @smartass199614 7 років тому +2

      TheLittleCuteGamer And his weapon?
      He'll boomerang his toupee

    • @kayaknoel1906
      @kayaknoel1906 7 років тому +1

      I think it's funny trump hates China then builds a wall around the country kinda like China

    • @dlayneleach6142
      @dlayneleach6142 7 років тому +4

      smartass199614 no it should be the wall

  • @bananamcgee3089
    @bananamcgee3089 7 років тому +4

    fuck yeah kangaroos ftw

  • @chelidoniskonstantinos4807
    @chelidoniskonstantinos4807 3 роки тому +1

    Litterly the biggest Aussie I’ve ever seen

  • @42.404
    @42.404 5 років тому +1

    2:25 I hope that Boris isn't offended😂🤣

  • @airod6571
    @airod6571 7 років тому +43

    Mega zombie v chuck norriss (how birth really happens)

    • @soldier2093
      @soldier2093 4 роки тому

      I sense a captaunsauce fan!!

  • @terminator8538
    @terminator8538 7 років тому +22

    They should add a literal wall unit so u can actually build a wall

    • @WunTu92
      @WunTu92 7 років тому +1

      Rock-people! Ermahgerd.

  • @Delta1477
    @Delta1477 7 років тому +8

    Make a Kangaroo called Roofus the Exterminator

  • @garyn5872
    @garyn5872 7 років тому

    " Jingle Bells - Jingle Bells - Santa is going to die " Sorry Santa --- 5,000 US Soldiers vs 50,000 Santas

  • @freddcrafthd7155
    @freddcrafthd7155 7 років тому +6

    Yeah Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    I just had this idea.
    Try Mega-Zombie against a weak Chunk Norris.
    Possibility 1: Chunk Norris auto re-apears after dying, that means that endless Mega-Zombies wil be created.
    Possibility 2: We fuckn found something that can kill Chunk Norris.
    Possibility 3: The game doesnt want it to happen like with two Chunks Norrises, a massage against it will pop up.
    Give it a try.

  • @ameliathecyanhairedgirl
    @ameliathecyanhairedgirl 5 років тому +3

    ADD RIPPLEY VS SLUDGE TO THE GAME SELECTABLE STYLES AND EVERYTHING EVERYONE CHEER FOR IT

  • @ethanfrench9747
    @ethanfrench9747 7 років тому +7

    Add a koala

  • @madmutation2253
    @madmutation2253 6 років тому

    All we need now is laser beam in the game, lol but I still love the video and your channel so never stop thanks lol. But could you also do more real life car things lol thanks lol.

  • @meatiemugz1089
    @meatiemugz1089 7 років тому +10

    They should add laser beam and its name would be bloody legend

  • @DYNOSRR
    @DYNOSRR 7 років тому +12

    Plzzzzzzzzzz I NEED A DINOSAUR

    • @logey9638
      @logey9638 7 років тому

      DYNO this was my idea

  • @PitestiNation
    @PitestiNation 7 років тому +5

    i love this game

  • @luamacdua1844
    @luamacdua1844 7 років тому +1

    Damn. That kangaroo has some major kidney stones.

  • @maxgc5147
    @maxgc5147 7 років тому +5

    Almost 1 M subs. Lets GO!

  • @meatiemugz1089
    @meatiemugz1089 7 років тому +21

    Can they please add Indians on elephants

    • @wickedraptor2651
      @wickedraptor2651 7 років тому

      indians huh?.......i can only think of racist things right now

  • @gabethefish2630
    @gabethefish2630 7 років тому +4

    laser beam you should the creator of ultimate epic battle Simulator to make guys with boomerangs

  • @unicornsloth5982
    @unicornsloth5982 5 років тому +2

    1:22 you made the yin yen

  • @TheLordOfPorgs
    @TheLordOfPorgs 5 років тому +1

    10:46 invasive species be like

  • @shawnporterjr2890
    @shawnporterjr2890 7 років тому +38

    tell him to add vikings

    • @animejesus9006
      @animejesus9006 7 років тому

      .......

    • @canonrueth8623
      @canonrueth8623 7 років тому +1

      Ragnar Lothbrok that would be pretty cool also they should add warplanes and battle ships and armed hummers

    • @suewichmann1738
      @suewichmann1738 7 років тому

      flo was du den

    • @xxnubshrekerxxvlogz2780
      @xxnubshrekerxxvlogz2780 7 років тому

      +1000 subscribers with no videos 1000 subs ur name is a lie i just looked and u only got 27

  • @revengeartist5618
    @revengeartist5618 7 років тому +10

    add dragons

  • @xevkou1632
    @xevkou1632 7 років тому +8

    they should add lions or cats and dogs :D

  • @michaelbell4610
    @michaelbell4610 6 років тому

    That kangaroo is endlessly passing kidney stones

  • @alltypesoftiktoks1412
    @alltypesoftiktoks1412 5 років тому +1

    I love that song what has fucked up please come straight from the underground

  • @loganj7001
    @loganj7001 7 років тому +7

    lazarbeam make a video reacting to people fightng kangaroo's

  • @justakid242
    @justakid242 7 років тому +4

    Ozy ozy ozy oh
    Oh oh
    Ozy
    Oh
    Ozy
    Oh
    Ozy ozy ozy oh
    Oh oh oh

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 6 років тому

      you got that wrong so hard

    • @aussiebot4902
      @aussiebot4902 6 років тому

      You deserve The mean comment that's the joke

  • @tacticalgajan9836
    @tacticalgajan9836 7 років тому +4

    add tanks

  • @JonnyCoolMelt
    @JonnyCoolMelt 7 років тому

    I didn't think it could get more crazy after the Santa bridge.... I was wrong I think you went up a couple of notches on the crazy! Fill the river with something bigger, maybe you won't need so many?

  • @someguy1573
    @someguy1573 6 років тому

    My new favourite UA-camr

  • @gavinsmith1760
    @gavinsmith1760 6 років тому +1

    6:06 look at the turtle and penguin battle over her oh wait THEY ARE KANGAROOS!!!!

  • @Phantominus0
    @Phantominus0 6 років тому

    8:40 killed me 🤣🤣

  • @daanmollema6366
    @daanmollema6366 7 років тому

    8:10
    Guess you can say...
    The tables have turned

  • @christinerobinson8380
    @christinerobinson8380 3 роки тому

    You know lazarbeam has just got that kangaroo hat on his desk at all times

  • @Knightonf1re
    @Knightonf1re 5 років тому +2

    8:12---The tables have turned.......

  • @gandchew8076
    @gandchew8076 7 років тому

    I love your channel u bloody legend

  • @gamenews1236
    @gamenews1236 7 років тому

    and now the tables take revenge from all those years of torture

  • @austinz8829
    @austinz8829 6 років тому

    7:56 I guess you can say that the tables have turned!

  • @gamerjay3227
    @gamerjay3227 6 років тому

    YOU ARE MY FAVORITE UA-camR!!!!!

  • @dorothysutherland2089
    @dorothysutherland2089 5 років тому +1

    7:55 I could say the tables have terned

  • @themedic7933
    @themedic7933 6 років тому

    7:49, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

  • @notastreamerbtw4452
    @notastreamerbtw4452 5 років тому +1

    Tell the daveluper to add crokidiles

  • @trollgaming1453
    @trollgaming1453 7 років тому

    I love this stopid shit you do XD

  • @addisondove1559
    @addisondove1559 7 років тому

    that kangaroo is passing a big ass kidney stone

  • @someguy7520
    @someguy7520 7 років тому

    The Rocks Sorta looks like kangaroo shit in slow mo. Lmao

  • @burritodorit0772
    @burritodorit0772 7 років тому

    worlds best video confirmed

  • @jjbskills7352
    @jjbskills7352 6 років тому +1

    Yes thats the best idea i will use you all the time

  • @dungeoncat1846
    @dungeoncat1846 7 років тому

    They're basically giant flies that kill each other with they're stalks to mate so they're basically gangster flies

  • @KronosRengard
    @KronosRengard 7 років тому

    They should add a drunk Aussie to the game that his attack is a beer bottle.

  • @Astral.Heights
    @Astral.Heights 6 років тому

    i dont careif thisis old but in the table battle i guess you could say "the tables have turned!" XD

  • @kissyvazquez6478
    @kissyvazquez6478 5 років тому

    8:03 THE TABLE HAS TURNED

  • @Dannie84812
    @Dannie84812 6 років тому

    8:04 I guess you could say the tables have turned.......

  • @liamwilson6040
    @liamwilson6040 7 років тому

    I think the tables have turned from when they were first released