[TF2] Unhelpful Medic

The long-awaited spinoff of tf2's "Unhelpful Engineer", the Medic that will taunt at walls, shoot regular syringes at teammates, and have a cup of Joe.
Music used: • Onett Theme - EarthBou...
Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
0:12 - Doofus in Dustbowl
9:42 - Cretin in Casual
11:50 - Outro

[@Truenobylat]

You should have kept telling them to book an appointment, or ask if they had health insurance

[@thatgreenspyguy]

IMAGINE AHAHAHA

[@Chimpin_]

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@amazingnoo9935]

“MEDIC!”
“Do you have health insurance?”
“IM ABOUt TO DIE”
“YOU NEED TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENT”

[@majororion2374]

@@thatgreenspyguySounds like a neat excuse for a Part 2 of the Unhelpful Medic.

[@Ix99oblivion]

Its the players faults by lacking reading comprehension...

[@Palpatine248]

They should of read the fine print when they hired this medic

[@aliflubis1452]

Facts my brother

[@Mr.SystemError]

True

[@maximem7600]

It's cannon that some of the mercenaries can't read.

[@memesmemes3143]

​@@maximem7600 scout

[@T-01-31-ALEPH]

Okay but the coffee machine part (4:42 - 5:48) is legendary

[@Zero_XTZ5]

I love how they all just schaudenfreuded at the same time

[@iamdespy]

ya’ll know the coords back to the portal?

[@nonproductiveproduction]

The soldier knew someone had to end the unhelpfulness

[@TossMesh]

@@iamdespywhat

[@Clovernoris]

@@iamdespy its up your ass

[@oliverbertrand]

I love being unhelpful medic, once I got kicked for taunting at a choke point while everyone was burning

[@thatgreenspyguy]

You sir, are the king

[@oliverbertrand]

@@thatgreenspyguy You too! Thanks for making these funny videos

[@willyhoo2946]

actual canon ludwig behavior

[@user-zy8cy6hn6o]

To be fair with the coffee machine you did distract 4 of their players and ended up killing 2

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Accidental helpfulness

[@vladls]

@@thatgreenspyguy *_accidentally helpful unhelpful medic_*

[@FGC292]

They'd rather have a spinbot than an essentially afk medic. TF2 in a nutshell.

[@asadi145]

atleast the spin bot is helping them win lmao

[@Greengam-nk4vk]

Hey if they cant read,then they should go and fight the spin bots by themselves.

[@tabley1873]

The fact the blue team came to check out the coffee maker LMAOO

[@Gardeningismypassion833]

Doctors when you didn’t pay 10000000$ for one medicine

[@Chimpin_]

for one pill*

[@gianlucamattos8684]

I blame Obama for this

[@RedPoisonDragon]

​@@gianlucamattos8684Obamanomicon

[@memesmemes3143]

​@@gianlucamattos8684 yes

[@memesmemes3143]

​@@gianlucamattos8684 true

[@glitchedgamerz]

The fact your team won a match with you not helping, and you turning DUSTBOWL semi-friendly is just insane.

[@mocksuxker69]

as a medic main, this brings me uncontrollable joy and satisfaction

[@marskets]

For a second there I thought you were Christopher moon lol

[@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero1053]

@@marskets Same lol

[@sykens587]

As a medic main this goes against every fiber in my body

[@scotto210]

I main medic, this causes me both physical pain and makes me laugh uncontrollably

[@nickmorzinski5558]

You might be even more deranged than me, and I'm a spy main.

[@dogdillon2]

You are clinically insane.
Source: I have 483k medic hours.

[@mrkiiprototype2938]

Played with a dude named suborn medic, he had an objector that said on strike and started healing after someone gave him a spy taunt.

[@tartipouss]

Unions strike at full power !

[@foxadm]

"our medic is the peak of human evolution" 😭

[@Pudding404]

Everyone has different ways of having fun in tf2.
5:20. These guys get it, lol.

[@trollos]

this reminds me of a duo i once saw on a 2fort server
they had the overdose, quickfix, and the vitasaw
they uberchained each other and were named "crack" and "meth" from memory
whenever you called for medic, they would both turn to you and shoot you with one syringe each before returning to their antics

[@milokiss8276]

There’s so many great ideas.
Unhelpful heavy? Just keep revving and eating.
Unhelpful demoman? Put stickies around your own spawn.
Unhelpful spy? Play spy.

[@AkiGrac]

Oh right spy has a gun too

[@XxXxCORNxXxX]

YOUR "UNHELPFUL" VIDEOS ARE A BIG PART OF WHAT GOT ME INTO TF2 I LOVE THIS I MAIN MEDIC THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@mistyleo]

tf2 is the only game where you can literally throw the game, but people will support or even mess around with you.
like undercharge, I think we forget how rare and awesome that is.
the sense of humor we can have is so diverse, i love this community

[@ChimparoncitoTF]

Im loving this sequel, I wonder what'll be next 👀

[@MildlyMoronicPerson]

Hi Chimp :)

[@dhermaj]

hey chimp, i completely forgot to say thank you for the hats you gave me, i was so excited after getting them so...
Thank you! :) This makes me so happy as a F2P that was playing for 3 years as of now. I hope you live the best life, and again, thanks for making tons of F2Ps happy!

[@theangrypotato2.031]

@@godofwar3834so just spy gameplay?

[@catonawatermelon8]

​@@theangrypotato2.031friendly spy jumpscaring

[@power_0007]

Stolen : Unhelpful Heavy.
Rev only but don't fire.

[@cadergator]

Ah a fellow unhelpful medic! Sometime you gotta give "medic on strike" a shot with an objector strike sign

[@yaramudriy9636]

The potential is great, unhelpful demo drunk walking and “accidentally” exploding with his own stickies, pyro who only plays guitar and throws gas at teammates 🤩

[@HandsomeYoungSir]

Now we need unhelpful spy, just tries to backstab their team as disguise as their team while doing goofy stuff

[@hashtags_YT]

1:01
For but a brief moment, the accursed Unhelpful Medic experienced terminal lucidity. The realization of his prolonged existence being no more than a mockery of life had terrified him, but the sudden truth that he was to return to that state left him paralyzed for what little time he had remaining. The lobotomy, fueled by his final moments of sanity, unleashed one final cry of hatred in the shape of a thousand arrows.

[@Gust_The_Man]

We need the unhelpfull Heavy where you dont attack anyone, just fooling around and when someone needs a medic, you dont give em the sandvich

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Gotta eat the sandvich in front of em when they ask for it

[@Gust_The_Man]

@@thatgreenspyguy i was about to comment that but im too lazy to edit it

[@Somerandomguy2763]

I think that's called a Hoovie

[@ReKirzyz]

Do "Unhelpful Hoovy" next, just eat a buffalo steak sandvich in front of them when they ask you for one.

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Maaaybe

[@ReKirzyz]

@@thatgreenspyguy In case you do it, the dalokhos bar would also work

[@Nepter8248]

But an unhepful Hoovy would do things that Hoovies usually don't do. So, instead of eating sandwiches and crouchwalking everywhere, he'd be a platinum level MLG MGE turbo-hyper Level 99 grandmaster Heavy.
Or maybe he'd just try eating his shotgun and accidentally blow his own head off.

[@samuelflipaclip7415]

Didn’t someone else do this?

[@ReKirzyz]

@@samuelflipaclip7415 I don't think so, maybe Vorobey on that "The friendly everyone hated"? But he had the regular sandvich so he couldn't waste it

[@Amvod]

You are an inspiration for all of us medic mains. :)

[@jameshall401]

Dude your "unhelpful ----" series is actually the best

[@astonquintanilla9301]

You should try playing as a scout who steals ammo and health packs from your teammates.

[@tairhan52]

so just average scout gameplay

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Literally average scout lmfao

[@TJ-hg6op]

@@thatgreenspyguyhelpful scout

[@c0cknballt0rture10]

@@thatgreenspyguyhelpful scout, where you do the exact opposite

[@purplenanite]

boston basher, but only use it when you are on top of a health pack and a teammate is trying to use it

[@Secret63333]

Do one with a friend, like "unhelpful Medics." I think it would be funny to watch twice as many people throw.

[@phantomhunt3594]

We've had Unhelpful Engineer and now Unhelpful Medic. who knows what could be next. you got possibly demo with unhelpful sticky traps and the literal drunk demo taunt and then you got heavy, but lets be honest all you need is a sandvich and just not right click, instead left clicking near low hp allies or just classic hoovy stuff. just the sheer possibilities could be endless.

[@Idkwhatiam]

Unhelpful medic
+ Can shoot
+ can heal
+ can taunt or drink some coffee
+ can killbind
+ can drive ambulance
- Can't kill
- Will die alot
- Blind (or just shooting syringes at walls by random or trying to heal team with syringes)
- won't win matches(or only rarely)
- Refuses to heal teammates
- SyRiNgE GuN nOt HeAl?!?!
- people lack reading the name of medic
- really wants to chill around or just drink a coffee
- coffee addict
- 50% chance to be kicked
- 50% to be annoying and wasteful
- Very unhelpful indeed
- Heavy mains hate them

[@isolatedegg3234]

Unhelpful Scout: Use the wrap assassin on yourself, stand near a medkit, and then steal it when someone tries to heal

[@justaboringperson]

thats just regular scout gameplay

[@TheAnimBros]

​@@justaboringpersontrue

[@memesmemes3143]

​@@justaboringperson yup

[@memesmemes3143]

boston basher

[@sirsigmondsamnson7008]

For coincidence I also tought at the beggining that the "syringe" gun could heal allies, I shouldnt have doubted my inner child when he said needles are evil.

[@Nictrain123]

You can call yourself “Doctor No”!
😂

[@isakandre]

OMG FINALY YEEEESSSSSSS
I’ve waited 5 long long months for this

[@Tearcarlog]

This is absolutely horrendous. You’re more evil than Sauron

[@astralux_abandoned1099]

i love when people on the enemy team play along with the bit

[@ARCtrooper65]

As a Battle Medic, Im just happy to see another Green [INSERT TF2 CLASS]

[@BunoBunArt]

The people that try and kick the unhelpful medic have no joy

[@ihavestagethreetrauma]

As a medic main, this is amazing, correct way to play medic

[@guyonabus]

my favourite way of playing unhelpful engineer is emptying my sentries entire mag out with the wrangler, and then have it completely do nothing to do the enemy team

[@userofdainternaat6653]

Amazing as usual, I imagine you can do "Unhelpful Heavy" using Friendly cosmetics and just eating food infront of low HP teammates.
Keep it up!

[@pyrotechnic3s]

as a medic main i am proud to say i play slightly better then this

[@stunt-]

You know the TF2 community is starving for new content when dying nonstop is considered as "trolling"

[@ReKirzyz]

Buddy, you got the heart of shame... How can you take everything so seriously when your life is a joke?

[@HayabusaCrimsonShadow]

Did someone piss in your coffee?

[@catonawatermelon8]

​@@HayabusaCrimsonShadowsniper did

[@xer03df]

I mean technically he's bringing his teammates down with him

[@CrazedBot37]

Wait until next episode in the series, Unhelpful Spy (A.K.A The Triple Agent). This could be as simple as friendly spy, or if you're feeling really devious, an example of self-sabotage could be a red Spy telling his blue "teammates" of a nearby disgused red Spy, it could be warning them of an incoming push, giving away plans given via voice chat or team-specific text chat, etc.

[@skiddly9235]

next up should be "unhelpful scout" where you use the baby face blaster to pretend to be a spy and then laugh at your teammates.

[@blueeyeddragon6466]

You can achieve the same unhelpful medic status by just playing battle medic

[@thatgreenspyguy]

True, though at least battle medic might maybe get a kill or two

[@blueeyeddragon6466]

I see your point there

[@chris135x]

As a medic main, I'll sometimes heal a teammate, charge in with and then run away so I don't heal them.

[@D-S-G.]

The amount of ways you can not play the game and still have fun in tf2 is insane

[@WalnutBun]

Walking into walls, aiming randomly and firing the Syringe Gun, healing a player for a split second before immediately leaving to do something else - this really seems like "Twitch Plays Medic"

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of [TF2] Unhelpful Medic momentum 100

[@gamerguy6942]

Players after realizing the unhelpful medic is unhelpful: 🤯

[@Christoff070]

Sometimes I play battle med, get more points than half my team just shooting arrow

[@archsteel7]

You ‘oughtta do one where you play as “unhelpful scout” and just use bonk to run around stealing medpacks before teammates can reach them

[@handlesarecringe957]

Unhelpful hoovy? Run around with the sandvich out and eat it if anyone injured comes up to you

[@astonquintanilla9301]

I love the coffee clip. You should turn that into a short.

[@SpySussy1138]

I need more of these types of videos 😭😭

[@memesmemes3143]

yes

[@turd2937]

"Why isn't this medic-"
*sees name*
"Oh, haha! So funny!"
"Votekick unhelpful medic?"

[@fallenking2719]

I legit used to think syringe gun healed before untill i discovered its ass ( which wasnt long )

[@MetaKaios]

I had to go back and replay 1:32, lmao
At 2:40, it'd be funnier if you were actually healing him (and nobody else) while getting in the way.
And whenever someone nearby calls for Medic, I'd just say "Yes!" ("That's me. Good job on identifying my class.") and stare at them like I'm waiting for them to tell me why they called me over.
It beats shooting syringes at a wall, though. That's more like something that Lobotomy would do.
Supy is a bro.

[@BANANNANACAT]

10:05 "Hey why are you trying to kick this guy, he didn't do anything wrong :("
Most hateful TF2 Player (i love you, DanielAckerman451)

[@parkers3250]

I went as wall puncher once and just kept hitting walls

[@Arandomhunter]

I actually remember somebody recommended this to you, glad to see it in action!

[@TeamFortressClassic]

The sequel we never knew we needed

[@neoncherry4449]

Hell yeah ive been waiting this for months

[@TK-7193]

1:35 me killing the enemy spy thats cloaked in the corner every match (im lagging)

[@dogdillon2]

The coffee machine part is literally just me queueing for casual knowing for sure I will get fucked

[@weirdtwinkie103]

If you were any other class no one would have really complained

[@thatgreenspyguy]

See: "Unhelpful Engineer" (Even more people complained there, at least how I remember it)

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

4:31
"That medic is a groomer!"

[@guyonabus]

we NEED an unhelpful engineer 2

[@thehunt3rs_]

My average medic gameplay:

[@Poopeater20]

medick main goes insane caught on a camera truly fascinating

[@Lukatron-wk4pt]

Literally me

[@Rosemy12]

Team up with a spy main who can surf damage well enough to land ePiC tRiCKstabs and you've got a start for being not just an unhelpful teammate but an actively harmful one. Soldier, Demo, and Pyro could all launch an enemy spy into their team giving them an express ticket to weeb spy frag clip town. Or giving the spy an express trip to the resupply locker...

[@pipsisisilklklkl6240]

Unhelpful spy.

[@somesheesht]

unhelpful heavy = no sandwiches for people

[@batscove]

YAAY LOVE THIS CHANNEL

[@np7809]

I really love Your sense of humour

[@thatgreenspyguy]

Thank you :)

[@colarowlet6775]

This is so cathartic for a medic main, are you doing this for all classes?

[@jacksongame3097]

Ayyyu he's back!

[@retime5929]

NOW, This is a nice MEEDDIICC!! Completely, total and utter nihilism, The Medic way. "Iz zhere a point to your lives."

[@bbbedchu_fg_PD]

This is how I feel when I play spy or snipah I prefer to goof off rather than actually try

[@fausthope1850]

*i love this- it also seems like you're having fun with it too.
*imagine finding out what every class does that are "unhelpful" lol-
*it's a gamble of seeing if you get kicked though- but yeah, it's cool to see the reactions here in the vid.

[@twisted_0522]

I’m waiting for ‘Unhelpful Spy’ now.

[@Dexobite]

Beautiful

[@Twan1_ng]

you deny your medigun its pourpose.

[@Angy_the_cat]

Idea with coffe maker was great
It made me laugh

[@AndrewCreatez]

The Unhelpful Soldier:
-Try fighting with the Rocket Jumper
-Fill the Banner/Backup/Concheror but never activate it
-Use the Equalizer
(oh wait you cant fill the banners without damage lol)

[@FoxDog1080]

Meanwhile the other team is gathering engies

[@gunsllinger]

Oh my fucking god finally!!

[@frostchak2163]

*scratches your balls*
Be Free

[@gnysi00wskyy32]

greatest sequel of all time

[@calebd3947]

unhelpful scout: shoves enemies closer to the objective, drinks bonk to then do nothing, taunts burning teammates with mad milk
unhelpful soldier: just rocket jumps everywhere, if he gets a banner he walks towards spawn or back to previous objectives
unhelpful pyro: uses up all airblasts with backburner, runs gas passer but throws it in the middle of nowhere, doesn't extinguish
unhelpful demoman: fires stickies in either far away or too high up to do anything places, base jumper but no sticky jumping
unhelpful heavy: feeds the enemy team, or taunts teammates only to then eat lunchbox himself
unhelpful sniper: taunts burning teammates with jarate, thrusts at the front lines, or just scopes in and pretends to aim
unhelpful spy: disguises as teammates and act like they're enemy disguises, tricks teammates as if they were an enemy spy
bonus: coax a medic to uber you, but then do absolutely nothing or backpedal

[@TheManManoel]

Now we need unhelpful Heavy

[@user-dv5pr5ut7j]

peak gamplay

[@melomelon3]

0:52 *proceeds to orbit around you*

[@theepicgamer4756]

I was searching for this today

[@An_Average_Arsonist]

Next we need unhelpful hoovey.

[@togler_]

unhelpful medic was too useful

[@MusketeerTigershark1822]

Hey great outro music

[@thatgreenspyguy]

:>

[@somedude3314]

Some people in tf2 can’t take jokes, lol.