See, I prefer to equip the Amputator. Then, I can taunt at the chokepoint while everyone is burning and nobody can accuse me of being unhelpful. Oh, you died? Not my problem, should've come into my AoE heals.
this reminds me of a duo i once saw on a 2fort server they had the overdose, quickfix, and the vitasaw they uberchained each other and were named "crack" and "meth" from memory whenever you called for medic, they would both turn to you and shoot you with one syringe each before returning to their antics
my favourite way of playing unhelpful engineer is emptying my sentries entire mag out with the wrangler, and then have it completely do nothing to do the enemy team
There’s so many great ideas. Unhelpful heavy? Just keep revving and eating. Unhelpful demoman? Put stickies around your own spawn. Unhelpful spy? Play spy.
tf2 is the only game where you can literally throw the game, but people will support or even mess around with you. like undercharge, I think we forget how rare and awesome that is. the sense of humor we can have is so diverse, i love this community
1:01 For but a brief moment, the accursed Unhelpful Medic experienced terminal lucidity. The realization of his prolonged existence being no more than a mockery of life had terrified him, but the sudden truth that he was to return to that state left him paralyzed for what little time he had remaining. The lobotomy, fueled by his final moments of sanity, unleashed one final cry of hatred in the shape of a thousand arrows.
The potential is great, unhelpful demo drunk walking and “accidentally” exploding with his own stickies, pyro who only plays guitar and throws gas at teammates 🤩
hey chimp, i completely forgot to say thank you for the hats you gave me, i was so excited after getting them so... Thank you! :) This makes me so happy as a F2P that was playing for 3 years as of now. I hope you live the best life, and again, thanks for making tons of F2Ps happy!
See: Unhelpful Engineer - Where people were somehow more mad at me for being a dumb engie than a dumb medic lmao But yeah of course, people really don't like useless medics. Who would?
@@thatgreenspyguy an useless medic is almost as useless as a friendly heavy. The key difference is that useless medics can't heal the enemies with a sandvich.
We've had Unhelpful Engineer and now Unhelpful Medic. who knows what could be next. you got possibly demo with unhelpful sticky traps and the literal drunk demo taunt and then you got heavy, but lets be honest all you need is a sandvich and just not right click, instead left clicking near low hp allies or just classic hoovy stuff. just the sheer possibilities could be endless.
But an unhepful Hoovy would do things that Hoovies usually don't do. So, instead of eating sandwiches and crouchwalking everywhere, he'd be a platinum level MLG MGE turbo-hyper Level 99 grandmaster Heavy. Or maybe he'd just try eating his shotgun and accidentally blow his own head off.
Unhelpful Spy: stand in one spot with the Boxtrot taunt (or Cloak and Dagger if you die too much) for the entire match doing the "Spy!" voice command occasionally Unhelpful Sniper: Jarate your teammates and miss shots on purpose
Unhelpful medic + Can shoot + can heal + can taunt or drink some coffee + can killbind + can drive ambulance - Can't kill - Will die alot - Blind (or just shooting syringes at walls by random or trying to heal team with syringes) - won't win matches(or only rarely) - Refuses to heal teammates - SyRiNgE GuN nOt HeAl?!?! - people lack reading the name of medic - really wants to chill around or just drink a coffee - coffee addict - 50% chance to be kicked - 50% to be annoying and wasteful - Very unhelpful indeed - Heavy mains hate them
Walking into walls, aiming randomly and firing the Syringe Gun, healing a player for a split second before immediately leaving to do something else - this really seems like "Twitch Plays Medic"
For coincidence I also tought at the beggining that the "syringe" gun could heal allies, I shouldnt have doubted my inner child when he said needles are evil.
Wait until next episode in the series, Unhelpful Spy (A.K.A The Triple Agent). This could be as simple as friendly spy, or if you're feeling really devious, an example of self-sabotage could be a red Spy telling his blue "teammates" of a nearby disgused red Spy, it could be warning them of an incoming push, giving away plans given via voice chat or team-specific text chat, etc.
We need *Unhelpful Heavy* now, just do your normal shenanigans like taunting or doing stuff that as the name suggests doesn’t help your team, but the catch is when people need healing and ask you for it pull out the sandvich and eat it in front of them and then say something along the lines of “what? I’m hungry!”
Sometimes I like to play as the unhelpful pyro. I taunt at burning teammates instead of extinguishing them, ignore spies, "forget" to spycheck, airblast enemies towards my team, equip the Homewrecker but refuse to remove sappers, etc.
The Unhelpful Soldier: -Try fighting with the Rocket Jumper -Fill the Banner/Backup/Concheror but never activate it -Use the Equalizer (oh wait you cant fill the banners without damage lol)
I had to go back and replay 1:32, lmao At 2:40, it'd be funnier if you were actually healing him (and nobody else) while getting in the way. And whenever someone nearby calls for Medic, I'd just say "Yes!" ("That's me. Good job on identifying my class.") and stare at them like I'm waiting for them to tell me why they called me over. It beats shooting syringes at a wall, though. That's more like something that Lobotomy would do. Supy is a bro.
*i love this- it also seems like you're having fun with it too. *imagine finding out what every class does that are "unhelpful" lol- *it's a gamble of seeing if you get kicked though- but yeah, it's cool to see the reactions here in the vid.
When you are goofing around with any other class - the chances of you being kicked are minimal, but as soon as you do so much as even just try an unconventional loadout - you are suddenly the worst person ever.
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You should have kept telling them to book an appointment, or ask if they had health insurance
IMAGINE AHAHAHA
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“MEDIC!”
“Do you have health insurance?”
“IM ABOUt TO DIE”
“YOU NEED TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENT”
@@thatgreenspyguySounds like a neat excuse for a Part 2 of the Unhelpful Medic.
@@thatgreenspyguywe NEED this
The fact your team won a match with you not helping, and you turning DUSTBOWL semi-friendly is just insane.
They'd rather have a spinbot than an essentially afk medic. TF2 in a nutshell.
atleast the spin bot is helping them win lmao
Hey if they cant read,then they should go and fight the spin bots by themselves.
Is funny worse than bad?@@asadi145
I dont get why people take tf2 so seriously to the level of kicking friendlies and gimmicks in order to win
@@asadi145 you support spin bots than?
I love being unhelpful medic, once I got kicked for taunting at a choke point while everyone was burning
You sir, are the king
@@thatgreenspyguy You too! Thanks for making these funny videos
actual canon ludwig behavior
@@willyhoo2946na ludwigs helpful
See, I prefer to equip the Amputator. Then, I can taunt at the chokepoint while everyone is burning and nobody can accuse me of being unhelpful. Oh, you died? Not my problem, should've come into my AoE heals.
To be fair with the coffee machine you did distract 4 of their players and ended up killing 2
Accidental helpfulness
@@thatgreenspyguy *_accidentally helpful unhelpful medic_*
@@thatgreenspyguy Mission failed successfully
The fact the blue team came to check out the coffee maker LMAOO
Okay but the coffee machine part (4:42 - 5:48) is legendary
I love how they all just schaudenfreuded at the same time
ya’ll know the coords back to the portal?
The soldier knew someone had to end the unhelpfulness
@@iamdespywhat
@@iamdespy its up your ass
"our medic is the peak of human evolution" 😭
and we are just capybarnia...
Doctors when you didn’t pay 10000000$ for one medicine
for one pill*
I blame Obama for this
@@gianlucamattos8684Obamanomicon
@@gianlucamattos8684 yes
@@gianlucamattos8684 true
Its the players faults by lacking reading comprehension...
They should of read the fine print when they hired this medic
Facts my brother
True
It's cannon that some of the mercenaries can't read.
@@maximem7600 scout
Played with a dude named suborn medic, he had an objector that said on strike and started healing after someone gave him a spy taunt.
Unions strike at full power !
this reminds me of a duo i once saw on a 2fort server
they had the overdose, quickfix, and the vitasaw
they uberchained each other and were named "crack" and "meth" from memory
whenever you called for medic, they would both turn to you and shoot you with one syringe each before returning to their antics
The legend lives on.
trollos
as a medic main, this brings me uncontrollable joy and satisfaction
For a second there I thought you were Christopher moon lol
@@mars_lols Same lol
As a medic main this goes against every fiber in my body
pfp checks out, medic mains be breedable mfs(im mfs😭)
my favourite way of playing unhelpful engineer is emptying my sentries entire mag out with the wrangler, and then have it completely do nothing to do the enemy team
There’s so many great ideas.
Unhelpful heavy? Just keep revving and eating.
Unhelpful demoman? Put stickies around your own spawn.
Unhelpful spy? Play spy.
Oh right spy has a gun too
@@AkiGrac Almost no spy uses the gun so it still counts
Hey thats not fair
@@HobkinBoi
SPY HAS A GUN.
- cool spy main youtuber
The unhelpful Spy disguises as his own team and pretends to contribute
I main medic, this causes me both physical pain and makes me laugh uncontrollably
You might be even more deranged than me, and I'm a spy main.
You are clinically insane.
Source: I have 483k medic hours.
@@dogdillon2how the hell are you still sane
@@dogdillon2483000 hours?
No@@dogdillon2
Everyone has different ways of having fun in tf2.
5:20. These guys get it, lol.
tf2 is the only game where you can literally throw the game, but people will support or even mess around with you.
like undercharge, I think we forget how rare and awesome that is.
the sense of humor we can have is so diverse, i love this community
How bout Mordhau?
1:01
For but a brief moment, the accursed Unhelpful Medic experienced terminal lucidity. The realization of his prolonged existence being no more than a mockery of life had terrified him, but the sudden truth that he was to return to that state left him paralyzed for what little time he had remaining. The lobotomy, fueled by his final moments of sanity, unleashed one final cry of hatred in the shape of a thousand arrows.
YOUR "UNHELPFUL" VIDEOS ARE A BIG PART OF WHAT GOT ME INTO TF2 I LOVE THIS I MAIN MEDIC THANK YOU SO MUCH
The people that try and kick the unhelpful medic have no joy
or they're those annoying tryhards who play the game too seriously
@@delfix999Same difference?
Honestly, that coffee maker part was useful, you distracted their heavy and medic making the defense easier
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@thatgreenspyguy next time, stick to shooting your teammates instead of distracting the enemy
Players after realizing the unhelpful medic is unhelpful: 🤯
The potential is great, unhelpful demo drunk walking and “accidentally” exploding with his own stickies, pyro who only plays guitar and throws gas at teammates 🤩
Ah a fellow unhelpful medic! Sometime you gotta give "medic on strike" a shot with an objector strike sign
Now we need unhelpful spy, just tries to backstab their team as disguise as their team while doing goofy stuff
At 3:37 I like how they get a third medic since one medic is essentially afk and now they really only have two medics
We need the unhelpfull Heavy where you dont attack anyone, just fooling around and when someone needs a medic, you dont give em the sandvich
Gotta eat the sandvich in front of em when they ask for it
@@thatgreenspyguy i was about to comment that but im too lazy to edit it
I think that's called a Hoovie
@Somerandomguy2763 except they don't give their food to others
Im loving this sequel, I wonder what'll be next 👀
Hi Chimp :)
hey chimp, i completely forgot to say thank you for the hats you gave me, i was so excited after getting them so...
Thank you! :) This makes me so happy as a F2P that was playing for 3 years as of now. I hope you live the best life, and again, thanks for making tons of F2Ps happy!
@@godofwar3834so just spy gameplay?
@@theangrypotato2.031friendly spy jumpscaring
Stolen : Unhelpful Heavy.
Rev only but don't fire.
As a Battle Medic, Im just happy to see another Green [INSERT TF2 CLASS]
If you were any other character nobody would even be mad if you did nothing. But when you're a medic people tend to blame you for their deaths.
See: Unhelpful Engineer - Where people were somehow more mad at me for being a dumb engie than a dumb medic lmao
But yeah of course, people really don't like useless medics. Who would?
@@thatgreenspyguy an useless medic is almost as useless as a friendly heavy. The key difference is that useless medics can't heal the enemies with a sandvich.
i love when people on the enemy team play along with the bit
Unhelpful Scout: Use the wrap assassin on yourself, stand near a medkit, and then steal it when someone tries to heal
thats just regular scout gameplay
@@justaboringpersontrue
@@justaboringperson yup
boston basher
You are an inspiration for all of us medic mains. :)
10:05 "Hey why are you trying to kick this guy, he didn't do anything wrong :("
Most hateful TF2 Player (i love you, DanielAckerman451)
We've had Unhelpful Engineer and now Unhelpful Medic. who knows what could be next. you got possibly demo with unhelpful sticky traps and the literal drunk demo taunt and then you got heavy, but lets be honest all you need is a sandvich and just not right click, instead left clicking near low hp allies or just classic hoovy stuff. just the sheer possibilities could be endless.
Do "Unhelpful Hoovy" next, just eat a buffalo steak sandvich in front of them when they ask you for one.
Maaaybe
@@thatgreenspyguy In case you do it, the dalokhos bar would also work
But an unhepful Hoovy would do things that Hoovies usually don't do. So, instead of eating sandwiches and crouchwalking everywhere, he'd be a platinum level MLG MGE turbo-hyper Level 99 grandmaster Heavy.
Or maybe he'd just try eating his shotgun and accidentally blow his own head off.
Didn’t someone else do this?
@@samuelflipaclip7415 I don't think so, maybe Vorobey on that "The friendly everyone hated"? But he had the regular sandvich so he couldn't waste it
Dude your "unhelpful ----" series is actually the best
The amount of ways you can not play the game and still have fun in tf2 is insane
we NEED an unhelpful engineer 2
Unhelpful Spy: stand in one spot with the Boxtrot taunt (or Cloak and Dagger if you die too much) for the entire match doing the "Spy!" voice command occasionally
Unhelpful Sniper: Jarate your teammates and miss shots on purpose
Unhelpful medic
+ Can shoot
+ can heal
+ can taunt or drink some coffee
+ can killbind
+ can drive ambulance
- Can't kill
- Will die alot
- Blind (or just shooting syringes at walls by random or trying to heal team with syringes)
- won't win matches(or only rarely)
- Refuses to heal teammates
- SyRiNgE GuN nOt HeAl?!?!
- people lack reading the name of medic
- really wants to chill around or just drink a coffee
- coffee addict
- 50% chance to be kicked
- 50% to be annoying and wasteful
- Very unhelpful indeed
- Heavy mains hate them
next up should be "unhelpful scout" where you use the baby face blaster to pretend to be a spy and then laugh at your teammates.
Was doing that recently and yes it is very fun.
when i first started playing TF2, i thought the syringe gun could heal teammates.
SAME HAHA
Walking into walls, aiming randomly and firing the Syringe Gun, healing a player for a split second before immediately leaving to do something else - this really seems like "Twitch Plays Medic"
You should try playing as a scout who steals ammo and health packs from your teammates.
so just average scout gameplay
Literally average scout lmfao
@@thatgreenspyguyhelpful scout
@@thatgreenspyguyhelpful scout, where you do the exact opposite
boston basher, but only use it when you are on top of a health pack and a teammate is trying to use it
OMG FINALY YEEEESSSSSSS
I’ve waited 5 long long months for this
This is absolutely horrendous. You’re more evil than Sauron
As a medic main, this is amazing, correct way to play medic
2:47 sniper just power walks into the medic, wins the game, lol
For coincidence I also tought at the beggining that the "syringe" gun could heal allies, I shouldnt have doubted my inner child when he said needles are evil.
Wait until next episode in the series, Unhelpful Spy (A.K.A The Triple Agent). This could be as simple as friendly spy, or if you're feeling really devious, an example of self-sabotage could be a red Spy telling his blue "teammates" of a nearby disgused red Spy, it could be warning them of an incoming push, giving away plans given via voice chat or team-specific text chat, etc.
You can achieve the same unhelpful medic status by just playing battle medic
True, though at least battle medic might maybe get a kill or two
I see your point there
Amazing as usual, I imagine you can do "Unhelpful Heavy" using Friendly cosmetics and just eating food infront of low HP teammates.
Keep it up!
united healthcare moment
VILE COMMENT HAHA
You ‘oughtta do one where you play as “unhelpful scout” and just use bonk to run around stealing medpacks before teammates can reach them
Unhelpful heavy: When another player needs sandwich, eat it in front of them and laugh at them.
Too evil
Heavy: please doctor… HELP ME!
Medic: I AM GOING TO SAW, THROUGH YOUR BONES!
Heavy: AAAAGGHHHH-
You can call yourself “Doctor No”!
😂
8:54 the medic has breached our defenses
As a medic main, I'll sometimes heal a teammate, charge in with and then run away so I don't heal them.
now i want to see the unhelpful heavy
0:52 *proceeds to orbit around you*
Reminds me of the time I pubbed as a medic named "American Healthcare" and only used the overdose.
We need *Unhelpful Heavy* now, just do your normal shenanigans like taunting or doing stuff that as the name suggests doesn’t help your team, but the catch is when people need healing and ask you for it pull out the sandvich and eat it in front of them and then say something along the lines of “what? I’m hungry!”
Sometimes I like to play as the unhelpful pyro. I taunt at burning teammates instead of extinguishing them, ignore spies, "forget" to spycheck, airblast enemies towards my team, equip the Homewrecker but refuse to remove sappers, etc.
i like the goofy medicine man driving around in his medicine machine
I love the coffee clip. You should turn that into a short.
Be unhelpful demoman: shoot stickies at random places.
Be unhelpful spy: never use cloak and walk around with a sapper.
The sequel we never knew we needed
The Unhelpful Soldier:
-Try fighting with the Rocket Jumper
-Fill the Banner/Backup/Concheror but never activate it
-Use the Equalizer
(oh wait you cant fill the banners without damage lol)
This is just the average pub Medic when you're playing anything but Heavy
I don't often give up and coming TF2bers a chance but you're a pretty wacky guy :)
:))
I legit used to think syringe gun healed before untill i discovered its ass ( which wasnt long )
Omg the coffee bit 💀
I went as wall puncher once and just kept hitting walls
Sniper blocker: fat heavy that blocks ally snipers
Sometimes I play battle med, get more points than half my team just shooting arrow
I had to go back and replay 1:32, lmao
At 2:40, it'd be funnier if you were actually healing him (and nobody else) while getting in the way.
And whenever someone nearby calls for Medic, I'd just say "Yes!" ("That's me. Good job on identifying my class.") and stare at them like I'm waiting for them to tell me why they called me over.
It beats shooting syringes at a wall, though. That's more like something that Lobotomy would do.
Supy is a bro.
Unhelpful sniper: throws Jarate at his teammates and laughs at them. Specifically ignores burning players.
as a medic main i am proud to say i play slightly better then this
I actually remember somebody recommended this to you, glad to see it in action!
If you were any other class no one would have really complained
See: "Unhelpful Engineer" (Even more people complained there, at least how I remember it)
*i love this- it also seems like you're having fun with it too.
*imagine finding out what every class does that are "unhelpful" lol-
*it's a gamble of seeing if you get kicked though- but yeah, it's cool to see the reactions here in the vid.
I really love Your sense of humour
Thank you :)
When you are goofing around with any other class - the chances of you being kicked are minimal, but as soon as you do so much as even just try an unconventional loadout - you are suddenly the worst person ever.
I need more of these types of videos 😭😭
yes
I once saw a guy named "Unhelpful Scout" on Upward, he just gazed into the abyss with Sandman in hand. That didn't happen to be you?
Nope lmfaoooooo
I've heard many stories of people taking information from my videos, this is another case haha
Technically this is how Medic should be played since he doesn't have a medical license
Very fair point
Hell yeah ive been waiting this for months
Lore of [TF2] Unhelpful Medic momentum 100
Unhelpful hoovy? Run around with the sandvich out and eat it if anyone injured comes up to you
You know the TF2 community is starving for new content when dying nonstop is considered as "trolling"
Buddy, you got the heart of shame... How can you take everything so seriously when your life is a joke?
Did someone piss in your coffee?
@@HayabusaCrimsonShadowsniper did
I mean technically he's bringing his teammates down with him
S tier gameplay. Great learning experience. Would recommend
Some people in tf2 can’t take jokes, lol.
So *this* explains this trend I’ve been seeing of medics doing nothing and me having to pick up the slack
Hey great outro music
:>
This is how medic lost his medical license
Medic is on his mandatory union break stop bothering him
We had hoovy and engooneer, now we have moodic