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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @matizpl9249
    @matizpl9249 3 роки тому +305

    Fun fact : you can get texas from recruitment by using tags "vanguard" and "crowd control" (at the same time of course).

    • @CamelliaFlingert
      @CamelliaFlingert 3 роки тому +6

      why this fact is fun?

    • @CaramelTheOne
      @CaramelTheOne 2 роки тому +77

      @@CamelliaFlingert because you get texas

    • @CamelliaFlingert
      @CamelliaFlingert 2 роки тому

      @@CaramelTheOne still don't understand

    • @arciere5511
      @arciere5511 2 роки тому +43

      @@CamelliaFlingert Because Texas isn't a crowd-control, yet she is so good at it lol

    • @lancereyes5645
      @lancereyes5645 2 роки тому +2

      @@CaramelTheOne sure is fun getting texas XD

  • @rarewaifu
    @rarewaifu 4 роки тому +695

    Fun fact: Lappland has the same VA as Makise Kurisu from Steins Gate

    • @swab7572
      @swab7572 4 роки тому +51

      Maybe not as known, but she is the voice actor for Ayumi Shinozaki in the corpse party franchise; she sings a few songs for the games too, notibly "Hana no saku basho" or "Where flowers bloom" in english

    • @KyIEunoia
      @KyIEunoia 4 роки тому +13

      @@swab7572 holy shit seriously?

    • @sunny_senpai
      @sunny_senpai 4 роки тому +2

      wat

    • @henrynguyen9827
      @henrynguyen9827 4 роки тому

      Kewl i just started watching ot today, but the watch order seems confusing.

    • @nguyen.tien.phat1310
      @nguyen.tien.phat1310 4 роки тому +2

      well, Asami Imai is an J-Pop idol IRL. she also does voiceover a lot.

  • @mervyn8437
    @mervyn8437 4 роки тому +491

    K̶O̶K̶O̶D̶A̶Y̶O̶ Kroos gently walk
    Lappland : “I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career”

    • @sinistor3727
      @sinistor3727 4 роки тому +30

      Kroos : I'm a woman
      Lappland : I don't care

  • @kanicunny
    @kanicunny 4 роки тому +638

    Texas: *exist*
    Lappland: *I LOVE AMERICA*

  • @purboyoananda
    @purboyoananda 4 роки тому +645

    Texas: Lappland please could you just leave and stop coming here you're not even part of the Logistic.
    Lappland: What do you mean that talking penguin just hire me.
    Texas: Boss!?
    Emperor: Now hold your horses Sugar bear there a good reason why I hire her.
    Texas: and why exactly?
    Emperor: well first of all she free and secondly it's not everyday you get to hire a free nut job like her, and you should also remember what our HR Department Policy when opportunities like this happen.
    Texas: we don't have HR Department.
    Emperor: Exactly.

    • @samkong7026
      @samkong7026 4 роки тому +41

      only the most insane for the Emperor.

    • @benhwa101
      @benhwa101 4 роки тому +42

      that sounds like what would emperor say so much 😂

    • @harmacist6623
      @harmacist6623 4 роки тому +16

      Why is this so accurate?

    • @Mejo702
      @Mejo702 4 роки тому +5

      lol i think he loves this.. cuz sures hell i do!!!! 🐧👍🐺❗🐺♥️

    • @ilhanthediamondcrafter9767
      @ilhanthediamondcrafter9767 4 роки тому +4

      I can imagine this conversation really happen XD

  • @zeroreroneppudding402
    @zeroreroneppudding402 4 роки тому +542

    Seiyuu joke lol. Kroos and Texas have the same Seiyuu

  • @fraincross8644
    @fraincross8644 4 роки тому +367

    Here we have Harem Wolf girl with Unlimited Blade Works.
    To the boys readin this. Good luck with the CC event.

    • @tyladron8836
      @tyladron8836 4 роки тому +30

      CC has raised my F2P stress levels to the max man.

    • @asa0046
      @asa0046 4 роки тому +13

      I think my wisdom increased thanks to CC

    • @tyladron8836
      @tyladron8836 4 роки тому +5

      @@asa0046 I think I burned calories just from the intense heat my brain created during CC

    • @nicknaito7160
      @nicknaito7160 4 роки тому +1

      Doing fine at cc right now XD but well imma go insane as the risk went up.Doing mah best as f2p huhu

    • @elixia6441
      @elixia6441 4 роки тому +1

      My best shot is 8 risk for Area 59, still trying to get at least risk 18

  • @MyShiinA
    @MyShiinA 4 роки тому +181

    Texas : Eating pocky (sfx) *munch munch*
    Exusiai : Apple Pie!
    Other side-
    Lappland : (Inside her head) Just you wait.. that red haired woman who always beside texas and shouting apple pie every 5 sec, im gonna replace you someday... NYAHAHA

    • @killimo7990
      @killimo7990 4 роки тому +16

      8 hours to late, but: *APPLE PIE!!!!*

    • @IzuLeMat
      @IzuLeMat 4 роки тому +9

      APPLE PIE

    • @meliodasu7
      @meliodasu7 4 роки тому +5

      @@killimo7990 I'm 6 months too late...
      But....
      *APPLE PIE*

    • @yourdataispublic
      @yourdataispublic 4 роки тому

      Im half a year late ... But Exusiai is a 6* operator, whilr Lappland's only 5* ?
      (I know lorewise Lapp is stronger than Exusiai)

    • @meliodasu7
      @meliodasu7 4 роки тому +2

      @@yourdataispublic probably they wanted to make sure that Texas and Lapland is in the same rarity to not make one of them seems stronger than each other

  • @ChaseddiHondo
    @ChaseddiHondo 4 роки тому +29

    I especially find it funny when other operators are saying their voice lines in auto deploy and texas just goes "Shut up." Like she's sick of their shit

  • @FilHadi
    @FilHadi 4 роки тому +186

    "Let's do this Texas style!"

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 4 роки тому +18

      Hooooooo we, makin' bacon

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 4 роки тому +16

      YEE PEE KA YEE YAAY
      SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY

    • @NPR19579
      @NPR19579 3 місяці тому

      Patrick : Yeah ! Who needs dumb old Texas 🤣

  • @Someone-ke4vs
    @Someone-ke4vs 4 роки тому +106

    Ah yes, stun magic grenade + sword slashing girl. One of the best combos.

  • @ウォールブレイカー-t7y
    @ウォールブレイカー-t7y 4 роки тому +55

    神のテキサス信者は密かにコスを愛でまくる

  • @JP_EX003
    @JP_EX003 4 роки тому +265

    Me: Hey Texas I'm back
    Texas: ..... Oh
    TakDes: She's tired after fleeing Lappland
    Me: Oh I see but I brought her these pockys
    Texas: O_O ?

    • @JP_EX003
      @JP_EX003 4 роки тому +1

      @Wes Takahashi agree

    • @killimo7990
      @killimo7990 4 роки тому +2

      @@JP_EX003 absolute relateable

    • @JP_EX003
      @JP_EX003 4 роки тому

      @@killimo7990 aight

  • @RainzWolf
    @RainzWolf 4 роки тому +61

    Took me 4 months to break Lappland's anti-Texas curse
    So happy to have her now~
    Also CC big *OOF*

  • @aris0up
    @aris0up 4 роки тому +18

    when you have lappland from day one but texas still hasn't come... she knows

  • @ginamatibag2045
    @ginamatibag2045 4 роки тому +43

    Me after hearing "exusai,cover me" a thousand times
    Me: Here's KOKODAYO~ take it or leave it
    Texas slowly backing away

  • @flakowl2889
    @flakowl2889 4 роки тому +17

    I love these, especially watching operators that I have but don't know what they can do yet. Gives me something to look forward to.

    • @TakDes
      @TakDes  4 роки тому +3

      Thank you xD

  • @gonnabestupidbutactuallyno8295
    @gonnabestupidbutactuallyno8295 4 роки тому +40

    Texas in VL and story: Stronk
    Texas in reality: Got killed by some doggos because def is low

  • @MrX-un8cz
    @MrX-un8cz 4 роки тому +55

    Texas has her own harem....
    Which is a big d energy

  • @TedezaKanal1
    @TedezaKanal1 4 роки тому +61

    Vehicle driving, cargo transportation. So, she is Euro Truck driver

  • @lainkreuzgrimdoll
    @lainkreuzgrimdoll 4 роки тому +65

    As a Texas Main I can confirm she carries me along Exusiai, Blue Poison and uh, basically all my squad
    This inspires me to make Texas even stronger and make her avenge the fallen comrades on CC's Barren Plaza against that Caster!
    EDIT: Texas Gang, we failed.
    Risk 1 is too much for an E1-50 team.
    Gomene, we need the F's

    • @rafiqhazarry2465
      @rafiqhazarry2465 4 роки тому +3

      Wait Risk 1 Should be good though?

    • @lainkreuzgrimdoll
      @lainkreuzgrimdoll 4 роки тому

      @@rafiqhazarry2465 Should.. cri.

    • @gandalftheantlion
      @gandalftheantlion 3 роки тому +5

      Ah another fellow Texa main... I see your a man (or lady) of culture, Also I carry both exusiai and blue poison... How is this possible!?!

  • @stepstep9282
    @stepstep9282 4 роки тому +55

    it would be funny if lappland hire penguin logistic to escort her and only ask texas as its member

  • @leehongjin6884
    @leehongjin6884 4 роки тому +29

    Texas at the end looked like she only sleeps 4 hours a day

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 4 роки тому +8

      I mean, considering she's basically a gangster driver pulling double duty as a medical island mercenary, I think that fits...

  • @rt41915
    @rt41915 4 роки тому +17

    テキサスさんやっぱり可愛い
    これからも末永くよろしくお願いします

  • @killimo7990
    @killimo7990 4 роки тому +15

    Me: "Skadi is my Waifu, and nothing gonna change that"
    Takdes: *Uploads Texas exe*
    Me: "Skadi is still my Waifu, but I will Upgrade my Texas"

  • @Alter39
    @Alter39 4 роки тому +20

    I just realized Texas has actually decent damage and just replaced her with Zima

  • @thatguy4887
    @thatguy4887 4 роки тому +20

    Texas: iam the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have Withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as i pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

  • @ljtf325
    @ljtf325 4 роки тому +8

    When you can't break the curse of Lappland called "Anti-Texas"
    I still don't even have her after Day 1

  • @AtaeruCDX
    @AtaeruCDX 4 роки тому +74

    Your Texas: God on the battlefield
    My Texas: wet tissue paper

  • @suffering5203
    @suffering5203 4 роки тому +1

    Top level edit and Quality Memes.
    *Respect*
    After waiting for long time Texas came. Waiting 4 your CC Experience in a nutshell

    • @TakDes
      @TakDes  4 роки тому

      Thanks bud xD

  • @NexusMHX
    @NexusMHX 4 роки тому +35

    I did not know Lappland had something like that...

  • @tyladron8836
    @tyladron8836 4 роки тому +31

    Texas best Vanguard no one will change my mind.

    • @cotesia7931
      @cotesia7931 4 роки тому +5

      Until siege's 3rd skill bonk your head
      Jk

    • @myatthu7165
      @myatthu7165 4 роки тому

      @@cotesia7931 or bagpipe's steamy lance.

    • @twinmill53
      @twinmill53 4 роки тому +3

      Y'all beat me to it... But heyyyy she top 5..... Zima and Myrtle up there because Myrtle make dp gooo brrrrrr
      Zima: (buff all dp allies and give em dp per kill)

    • @naighto7846
      @naighto7846 4 роки тому

      Elysium: hold my staff

    • @NeinKyori
      @NeinKyori 4 роки тому +1

      Siege: Hold my Excalibur

  • @Seiza25
    @Seiza25 4 роки тому +14

    Kroos getting YEETED made my day

  • @Beekonn0208
    @Beekonn0208 4 роки тому +27

    テキサスの応援の仕方で草

  • @kaiten867
    @kaiten867 4 роки тому +42

    Rip dokutah. Can't even get Pocky...

  • @weebman6996
    @weebman6996 4 роки тому +9

    That feeling when you have Exusiai but not Texas

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 4 роки тому +5

    According to a youtuber user by the name of Kanzaki Shiro, the name of the song in Sora's performance is 琉姫アルナ - LighT of HOPE~明日に向かう希望~. The "full video" of Sora's performance can be found on TakDes' channel and the lyrics can be found on utaten, albeit untranslated.

  • @ks3620
    @ks3620 4 роки тому +3

    素晴らしいww テキサスファンとして楽しめました!

  • @killimo7990
    @killimo7990 4 роки тому +1

    Noice Great Video, as always Takdes, Made my Day allready :)

  • @KonnoYuuki0523
    @KonnoYuuki0523 4 роки тому +5

    Doc:Okay.... We need Tex, Lap, Pro.... And Red... Perfect!
    Tex,Lap,Pro: ah.... sh@t...

    • @강민규-g3c
      @강민규-g3c 4 роки тому +1

      텍사스: 하... ㅅㅂ 담배마렵네
      라플란드: 켈켈켈켈 진짜 밀푀유로 만들어 줄 수 있겠네 켈켈켈켈
      프로방스: 박사님 저 걍 사표 낼게요 저 출근 낼부터 안합니다

  • @projektbread5599
    @projektbread5599 4 роки тому +1

    I waited so long for this,Thanks Takdes :D

    • @TakDes
      @TakDes  4 роки тому

      Yeah I should have made a video on her a long time ago sorry ;x

    • @projektbread5599
      @projektbread5599 4 роки тому

      Oh don't worry,i really appreciate your job! Thanks again :)

  • @-xghost_4013
    @-xghost_4013 4 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile, In my Universe:
    Exuisai, Cover Me!
    Me: *_Sigh......_* One day Texas.
    One day.

  • @francis5064
    @francis5064 4 роки тому +15

    Tbh I love how lappland and Texas wolf in e2 art can form a heart

  • @sekiya1624
    @sekiya1624 4 роки тому +1

    Love this!
    The best .exe so far

  • @jakymiku
    @jakymiku 4 роки тому +5

    どのミッションに行くにせよとりあえずテキサスは連れてく
    ラップランドを連れてくときもテキサスを入れてあげる

  • @renouw3
    @renouw3 4 роки тому +3

    0:41 thankyou, really love texas to do that since first time im into arknights ❤️

  • @ekozik2064
    @ekozik2064 4 роки тому +3

    2:05 gosh that so cute

  • @some_dude1491
    @some_dude1491 4 роки тому +3

    Love how this shows up on the exact day that I finally get Texas.

  • @yukkuri6610
    @yukkuri6610 4 роки тому +8

    最後シェアハピダンスしてるのかコレは

  • @melchizedekpsj
    @melchizedekpsj 4 роки тому +1

    Texas is awesome! Thanks for the video!

  • @__Razer
    @__Razer 4 роки тому +2

    The clip at 1:49 used Waai Fu, just so no one gets the wrong idea.

  • @とりにく-p1g
    @とりにく-p1g 4 роки тому +3

    多分ほとんどのミッションに連れて行ってる、いつもありがとうございます。

  • @hieutrang3635
    @hieutrang3635 4 роки тому +22

    1:52 I see! Stunned operators cannot use skills and neither can stunned enemies.

    • @Hindshell5438
      @Hindshell5438 4 роки тому +14

      No actually, takdes uses waai Fu silence ability and withdraw her and place texas

    • @azirul9311
      @azirul9311 4 роки тому +8

      Why do you think the spider was slightly damage even though Texas didn't face them lol. Waai Fu helped her.

    • @hieutrang3635
      @hieutrang3635 4 роки тому +4

      Okay, that makes more sense now. I didn’t notice the silence symbols earlier.

    • @TakDes
      @TakDes  4 роки тому +11

      Yeah it's a Meme, don't take it too seriously xD

  • @yunchiiyun8445
    @yunchiiyun8445 4 роки тому +1

    For Rhodes Island merc, Texas = Ice cold Lupus queen. Outside fan, Texas is a superstar XD.

  • @nandadimassaputra5015
    @nandadimassaputra5015 4 роки тому +2

    Another people : Watch the video till end
    Me : SaUcE !1!1!

  • @tratamarack441
    @tratamarack441 4 роки тому +4

    I gotta say i've severely underestimated texas and zima. Siege(borrowed) has been messing with my judgemental ability regarding vanguards.

  • @mrnissan3262
    @mrnissan3262 4 роки тому +4

    Ahh yes my first 5* that happened to be from recruitment. Satisfied with this waifu

  • @rakugm4438
    @rakugm4438 4 роки тому +2

    like the fact that she and Exu are well-made combo, with Texas 2-dp passive u can insta deploy her most of the time wait few seconds and Exu is here xD
    Also, I got Manticore, really happy about that so gonna tell everyone lol
    What is left to say? Great video as always

  • @starlightdawn1402
    @starlightdawn1402 4 роки тому +2

    Bruh I searched for Arknights Animation once, and Arknights fills my entire recommendation

  • @asa0046
    @asa0046 4 роки тому +3

    Exu when there is no +100% Dps: M16
    Exu when there is +100% Dps: M2 Browing

  • @frosty2658
    @frosty2658 3 роки тому +1

    kroos: Ottod
    Lappand: get rara here

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 4 роки тому +2

    Kroos is the budget Texas, and Earthspirit is the budget Nian

  • @SpiegelKun
    @SpiegelKun 4 роки тому +4

    0:09 did i just hear Vira's voice line ?

  • @FakeSkinSAG
    @FakeSkinSAG 4 роки тому +2

    Waifu.exe you mean. Oh no....I've turned into Lappland

  • @purin9642
    @purin9642 4 роки тому +2

    0:27 Unlimited Blade Works

  • @zeroreroneppudding402
    @zeroreroneppudding402 4 роки тому +6

    Ok, that's definitely the CC stage

    • @lonemarkkingoftypos3722
      @lonemarkkingoftypos3722 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe with support on aswell

    • @vietnamabc2290
      @vietnamabc2290 4 роки тому +2

      @@lonemarkkingoftypos3722 Definitely, no way can Texas dmg shield dudes normally.

  • @sodaboshi
    @sodaboshi 4 роки тому +1

    I think i came to the point where i want a Texas so badly that i became a lappland. Haven't got any Texas to this day btw

  • @skade747
    @skade747 4 роки тому +2

    Texas - A wolf
    Pocky - A chocolate
    What could possibly go wrong?

  • @animeandshenanigans
    @animeandshenanigans 4 роки тому +1

    I don't remember slugs not exploding from being stunned

  • @bejobintangtoedjoeh5616
    @bejobintangtoedjoeh5616 4 роки тому +1

    When I See Texas With Her Lightsaber
    Me : * Plays EXO-Lightsaber Music! *

  • @dereturd
    @dereturd 4 роки тому +3

    Finally...
    Best girl.exe has come.

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 4 роки тому +1

    Lappland just wanted some attention from Texas

  • @ReikoxD
    @ReikoxD 4 роки тому +4

    1:58 bruh im gonna cry now xDD

  • @Kiwi-en7wz
    @Kiwi-en7wz 3 роки тому +1

    Poor doktah he just wants some Pocky sticcs

  • @butter1694
    @butter1694 4 роки тому +2

    高能源石蟲那段字幕打成「拉普蘭德做的到嗎」了

  • @xLuis89x
    @xLuis89x 4 роки тому +2

    This video comes just when I managed to get Texas!, niceeee

  • @Hyrisent
    @Hyrisent 4 роки тому +3

    1:07
    Me:why is Texas using a gun,I’m confused!

    • @TakDes
      @TakDes  4 роки тому +1

      I can put the sword there, but don't know if it will be a bit weird since it won't cover the gun ;p

    • @Hyrisent
      @Hyrisent 4 роки тому

      So it’s still all by your editing skills and weird looking texas :D

  • @killimo7990
    @killimo7990 4 роки тому +2

    Just Upgraded Texas to E1, for her skill. Pretty good now

  • @abyss254
    @abyss254 4 роки тому +1

    I got Texas from the new banner and then this video goes up. :)

  • @cellnumber18
    @cellnumber18 4 роки тому +2

    危機契約難しいくて病みそうだったけど癒されたわ
    ありがとうね

  • @kanze4056
    @kanze4056 4 роки тому +2

    最高です( ´꒳​` )

  • @alpine6610
    @alpine6610 4 роки тому +1

    It makes me so happy to have exu and Texas
    I hope lappy comes soon my Texas is getting smooshed by sora

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n 4 роки тому +3

    "The proper response is "Texas" soldier, whadya got?"

  • @vibecheckgod7412
    @vibecheckgod7412 4 роки тому +1

    Texas’s navy/grey hair always made me think she was wearing blue

  • @melaniedangwilan2717
    @melaniedangwilan2717 4 роки тому +1

    The god has answer our prayer

  • @shakeit1437
    @shakeit1437 4 роки тому +4

    2:03 was it snack....? I thought that’s a cigarette

  • @nari7512
    @nari7512 3 роки тому +2

    日本語字幕あるのすごくわかりやすいしおもしろい!( ◜▿◝ )

  • @az7433046
    @az7433046 4 роки тому +1

    Hohoho, Waai Fu helped texas on that last shot.

  • @melaniedangwilan2717
    @melaniedangwilan2717 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you savior i will always in you debt

  • @pexuna792
    @pexuna792 4 роки тому +2

    I recognize that Texas at LS -4, its on ads

  • @50ul50c13ty
    @50ul50c13ty 4 роки тому +1

    I never knew that Texas's S2 can disable those spiders explosion

    • @euphoria2253
      @euphoria2253 4 роки тому

      It can’t, the spiders were already silenced by waai fu

  • @KindandDarkOne
    @KindandDarkOne 4 роки тому +1

    As someone whose got both exsuai and Texas:) it's nice to see this however, ..I want Lapland too lol :)

  • @wilsonwailord3704
    @wilsonwailord3704 4 роки тому +1

    Guess I gotta build up Texas now

  • @スケスケ助平亭兵衛助
    @スケスケ助平亭兵衛助 4 роки тому +20

    クルースも同じ声帯なんだからやめたげて…

  • @vibecheckgod7412
    @vibecheckgod7412 3 роки тому

    Texas can’t kill several spiders without them blowing up malaysia

  • @cyberskull6559
    @cyberskull6559 4 роки тому +2

    Bruh the ad i literally got when i opened dis vid was Arknights -_-

  • @ペンギン急便-z3u
    @ペンギン急便-z3u 4 роки тому +19

    テキサス推しだから助かる

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ 2 роки тому

    "Who the hell did this to Kroos?
    I need to give them a raise."

  • @Xano501
    @Xano501 4 роки тому +1

    I have Exusiai
    I have Texas
    EXU-TEXAS