I laughed so hard when I was shopping and the original version of this song started to play in the radio, since that was the first time I heard the original. This version is so much better! :D
@@snivy5307 among gays, different body types are associated with different animals, and a bear is a big (gay) guy. touching a gun can be thought of as touching a penis (the medic's), therefore making the heavy a gay
I loved the Demoman's response to having his gun touched. Also, if you're going to do an engineer rap, I'd wait until the Engy update goes live so you have more voice lines to use.
Was working out at my gym the other day and this song (The original) came on, and I started singing the lyrics to this. Got to the part while cycling where he says"You cannot hide from my love for you! What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!" Some tiny mexican walks by and under his breath he says "Faggot" and I hop off the machine and say "Soldier! You are dead!" as he stares back and his eyes grow huge. I run up to him and start tapping him yelling "TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH" He ran off as I laughed.
Hahahaha, the chorus weirded me out so much I scooted away from the screen. My mom gave me weird looks and I was all like "Dude... no comment! don't look at me like that!" XD Great work! LOL'd and faved!
Holy POOP ON A STICK. This... this is good. This is VERY good. I've seen a bunch of TF2 song mixups on the 'tubes... but this is by far the best. Plus, it's Heavy/ Medic, so how can you beat that? GOOD TIME!
Medic you are giant, (danke kamerad!) get behind me doktor! *dies of laughter* I can't believe the awesomeness of the lyrics, i love it when it not only matches the beat but also rhymes and makes sense (in some schtoopid way):D
Supershadow301 **Respawns As Sniper** **groans** This One's For Me Boys! **Headshots Demoman (supershadow301)** **Chuckles** Cheatin Will Only Get Ya So Far! **Sees Engi Sentry Camping Blu's (SuperShadow301's) Base** **Laughs** Now That's How We Do It In A Bush!
Hey guys I didn't put up an album because it might have a copyright problem. But I'll probably put up a link for a free download of all my tracks when I get around to it. Thanks for the support.
This is just great. Little annotation for the lyrics yet: The Medic doesn't say "Burrito", it's "Horrido", a thing german huntsmen exclaim on the prey if they go in with blazing guns. Nevertheless, as said above - great.
I copied and translated the lyrics a lot of times and here's the answer: Who is the teacher? When you are on the ground; Because nothing will happen? Make sense? Treatment is temporarily delayed. always! Is the stallion this? This is a spy! cufflinks! to write injustice? I lost my sadness: Am I in this science? always! Do you want others? You are stupid! Listen to your child (anonymously). Disagree (name) I have a serious shooter (nickname) always! Do you think you can beat (now 1,000) This is not at all surprising. Sigh! And my sandwich I want your strength to be fulfilled Let me cry a little! I don't want to say anything. It's weird now. However, when you touch touch, touch, you scream and lift your voice with your shoulders; How to press, press, press and touch the weapon Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Tactile touch First Name Last Name First Name Last Name With partners and X2 I am very happy (name) Doctor, you have a huge body! (Refractory friendship!) Follow an idiot? (Nm ACC) Rejoice, it's fun! (Nm ACC) To take advantage of this Pppppoot apa siiickmaaaan always! I want to go? I can't say I'm still! (Hahaha!) Stupid good (stupid!) I love this ring! Now I want to touch your heart, heart, heart, heart, weapon My love as a river bank from the river bank Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch A wonderful weapon Us! Turn cough and head! Do you feel happy? Domkoff! My Zui P ... Is the error expressed? beak! health! About me! All acid always! can be regretted Hi! I can't beat my son. I don't think it's smaller. Does he do a doctor a lot? The burning feeling you feel when you are For what is planned I'm not hiding your friends from you! I'm gay. Sing to me Because of the weapon How to press, press, press and touch the weapon Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Tactile touch weapons! Now I want to touch your heart, heart, heart, heart, weapon My love as a river bank from the river bank Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol; Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch A wonderful weapon Step! What you want? Oh soldier. Do not be angry The downside is Arezzo! What is the difficulty? soldier? You're dead! just mix He started. Let's go with the gun
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The Internet was better when this came out.
+danandsalt oh yea definetly
I know
Back in my days(2010 - end of 2012) internet had high quality original content.
+danandsalt Do you believe in magic?
Now we have a plague of fortnite and demonitisation
HEAVY PUT DOWN THE GOD DAMN SANDVICH! WE'RE RECORDING A SONG!
hey pie!!!
Sup, Im just a regular reminder
Wait, you were here too?
I can believe that little few people found this comment
I think this is the first piemations comment XD
I laughed so hard when I was shopping and the original version of this song started to play in the radio, since that was the first time I heard the original. This version is so much better! :D
This song gives a whole new meaning to calling the Heavy a bear.
I am both sorry and not sorry.
....San Francisco joke?
@@snivy5307 What? Like the San Francisco knee slipper?
@@snivy5307 among gays, different body types are associated with different animals, and a bear is a big (gay) guy. touching a gun can be thought of as touching a penis (the medic's), therefore making the heavy a gay
@@harleyspeedthrust4013
underrated comment.
12 years later, still goes hard
I still listen to this unironically in 2017. Far better than the bland original.
I'm with ya there
damn, i been playing your p2 maps for years
I'm here in 2019. You here too?
@@anonymouswritings5626 your not the only one who has no life
I still listen to this unironically in 2019. Far better than the bland original.
Person: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
EDM
mood
"get behind me, doctor! we'll have good times..."
+finnick. The best of times ;3
im just a regular reminder
heavy: I'm only going to touch touch your, touch touch your gun ~
medic: ah~
GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR!
CHARGE ME!
tf2 songs is the best misc musical creation of internet XD
Yeah man, but I can find any compilations. :/
Entire team is touching your gun
*TOUCH* *TOUCH* *TOUCH* *TOUCH*
Do ya got a UA-cam channel? If so give me the title of a video of yours so I may subscribe.
Erin Rivera i dont relay have any videos yet, but im thinking of making some soon
*NOM,NOM,NOM*
Roblox + FreeRealms dat translate
to je dobri ale mocc debilni
That ending left me without words
10/10
YATATAYATATAYATATYATATATAYATATATAYATATATATATA
This brings so much memories. Life was so simple back then. You deserve a metal, guy.
I am relistening to tf2 songs from back in the day when I started my tF2 career, and god damn these songs are legend. I am reliving my years again
What sick man sends babies to fight ... ... me
I loved the Demoman's response to having his gun touched. Also, if you're going to do an engineer rap, I'd wait until the Engy update goes live so you have more voice lines to use.
"MEDIC YOU'RE GAY"
"THANK YOU COMRADE"
Hahahahahahahahaa
Oh god
sorry that you didnt get a reply for 8 years, here you go pal.
@@spyonmebaby thanks for reminding me the weird ass shit i used to watch i suppose :P
@@LifestyleVirus you're welcome
@@LifestyleVirus r u dead?
@@musique8980 nope
touch your gun....i thought is sounded inappropriate, especially when he said "i love this doctor" then the medic laughed, instead of screaming o.o
"MEDIC ur Giant!" (medic)"Yaa!"
TheColombian Spartan I'm pretty sure he says "Danka comrade".
fegelein my boy
*jaa
@@Solruc_ *Danke
Was working out at my gym the other day and this song (The original) came on, and I started singing the lyrics to this. Got to the part while cycling where he says"You cannot hide from my love for you! What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!" Some tiny mexican walks by and under his breath he says "Faggot" and I hop off the machine and say "Soldier! You are dead!" as he stares back and his eyes grow huge. I run up to him and start tapping him yelling "TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH" He ran off as I laughed.
... and it has a lesson about acceptance. You win.
I AM HEAVY WEAPONZ GUY NOM NOM NOM
Pixl Potato NOM NOM NOM NOM!
DiamondMiner Gaming Channel DID YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ME!!!?? (Nom NOm Nom)
Jinhunter Slay NOM NOM NOM! No big surprise!
DiamondMiner Gaming Channel Cry some *MOAR* Hohoho!!!
Pootis
im impressed on how you got heavy to maintain the long notes so well :D
Such a beautiful voice of mine :3
Im just a regular reminder
i searched it because someone micspammed with this ;-;
Yeah, that was probably me. :D
Overwatch will never have this..
Good times
SlimetCake *backstabbs heavy* surprise!!!
I can feel the Schadenfreude!
So much nostalgia! I used to listen to this as a kid and I had no idea what was going on, but I enjoyed it.
I love the single covers you make for these songs! Keep the awesome songs coming!
you can hear the emotion in his voice.
My gun is OFF limits....both metal and flesh one.
After 7 years this song is still a treasure
Soilder you are dead! Touch touch touch *screaming* AHHHHH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
Anybody else feeling the schadenfreude?
what does schadenfreude mean
***** luckely i'm german
now the song is funny :3
***** it's also a taunt in tf2 that makes your class laugh
schadenfreude
ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə,German
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
"a business that thrives on Schadenfreude"
Ja
I freaking love this! I've had this on repeat for two days now! XD
Is it still going?
Hello and welcome again to Music Fortress 2.The best game ever xD
MrMulticrafter1 Conga conga conga
Im just a regular reminder
you're my new god of music
Praise based hoovy
I was going to make a Soviet Joke. But Now I'm Just Stalling
I think you mean Stalin. :P
HOW DID YOU MESS THAT UP?
wulfgang xander my life messed it up -o3o- *.3.*
FEM SCOUT WELCOME TO BEAUTY FORTRESS 2 WHERE GIRLS CAN BE GIRLS AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH LIKE TF2 AND BE FEMALE CHARACTERS OF THEM XD
Now that a good Russian Joke, hats off to you :)
This song has a really good instrumental beat, which makes it work great with Heavy's voice (melody isn't purely in lyrics). Awesome mix!
Honestly it had me when I read the line "Touch you're gun "
Sunquad
*your
2:28
I am very gay come sing with me
Im just a regular reminder
2:28
@@redspyweabooman2420 thanks
Hahahaha, the chorus weirded me out so much I scooted away from the screen. My mom gave me weird looks and I was all like "Dude... no comment! don't look at me like that!" XD
Great work! LOL'd and faved!
why did the medic scream when heavy say touch your "gun" at 0:50 ?
Well my perverted mind thought of one reason.....
Jordan Guy "Perverted", is what you mean?
This is a gay joke heavy says it himself. He refers to medics dick
Derpaxe scream as in moaning?
Derpaxe Because they're having good times
"Time to tough your gun" ,"Medic, you are giant" oh my...
These guys should have their own album.
8 years old and it Randomly pops into my head while I'm playing R6S.
Video: I only want to touch your gun! *scream* Me: O- oh.. Uhm.. Well.. I'm just gonna uhm.. go.
Holy POOP ON A STICK.
This... this is good. This is VERY good. I've seen a bunch of TF2 song mixups on the 'tubes... but this is by far the best. Plus, it's Heavy/ Medic, so how can you beat that?
GOOD TIME!
NOM NOM nom nom
True art. I am mesmerised by modern ai-voice covers technology, but this, this just so impressive, embodiment of creativity from past...
If Heavy Cruz were a real star, it would cost 400 000 dollars to publicly play this song for 12 seconds.
This is sooooo goood and could be taken for being perverted....In addition, you made an awesome ending with solider, heavy, and scout!
Heavy: I just love to... touch touch your touch touch your gun!
Medic: OoH!
Im just a regular reminder... I wish u have a nostalgic attack
Haha, this song came on the radio this morning, and I got this version stuck in my head all day.
better than ai covers
still here after 13 years
find a video
go to full screen
type awesome
look at your video bar
Medic you are giant, (danke kamerad!) get behind me doktor!
*dies of laughter*
I can't believe the awesomeness of the lyrics, i love it when it not only matches the beat but also rhymes and makes sense (in some schtoopid way):D
mpphu huddda :) :3
party pyro The world... will thanks me for this!! * Headshots pyro.* *DOMINATED!* You mush mouth FREAK!
The World Will Thank Me For this! **Starts Party with Pyro** CONGA CONGA CONGA! ALL OF YOU ARE PARTY BABIES!
DiamondMiner Gaming Channel * Launches sticky bombs and detonate them.* Oooh, there's a new angel filled with gravy in heaven.
Supershadow301 **Respawns As Sniper** **groans** This One's For Me Boys! **Headshots Demoman (supershadow301)** **Chuckles** Cheatin Will Only Get Ya So Far! **Sees Engi Sentry Camping Blu's (SuperShadow301's) Base** **Laughs** Now That's How We Do It In A Bush!
DiamondMiner Gaming Channel *Buttstab!*
NO WORRIES, M8. AHAHAHAHAH.
That's actually genius.
Medic doesn't get enough love >:O His voice lines are awesome :3
1:59-2:18 was the best part! You should get an award for that!
Medic´s "Hoooh!" at 1:55 just kills me xD
Hey guys I didn't put up an album because it might have a copyright problem. But I'll probably put up a link for a free download of all my tracks when I get around to it. Thanks for the support.
needs a 10 hr version
also where does "my love for you" come from 0.o
This is so amazing, I just have to touch touch, my, touch touch, my gun while every time I listen to it!
Heavy and Medic is best ship
Medic you're GIANT!
I can't help but feel that this music is a big sexual pun between heavy and medic
"I am very gay"
Well okay then
This is upsettingly well-edited.
Oh you touched my gun gun gun.
This is just great.
Little annotation for the lyrics yet: The Medic doesn't say "Burrito", it's "Horrido", a thing german huntsmen exclaim on the prey if they go in with blazing guns.
Nevertheless, as said above - great.
TouchTouchTouchTouchTouchTouch
All arise for the mic spammers national anthem
Take 2 on the speed, it sound so funny XD
Im just a regular reminder and nostalgia giver
This. This is what I needed. All my life. Thank you.
2019? Anybody?
LOOOL THE CHORUS WITH THE MEDIC SCREAMS XDDDD
Ahhhh i need to change my pants.... XDDDD
heavy X medic Yaoi confirmed.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ew
*squeals*
@@OwlYaRlyRUS
you spelled cute wrong
You did an amazing job working the different words together to make phrases. Tippage of hats ensues.
I copied and translated the lyrics a lot of times and here's the answer:
Who is the teacher?
When you are on the ground; Because nothing will happen?
Make sense?
Treatment is temporarily delayed.
always! Is the stallion this? This is a spy!
cufflinks! to write injustice?
I lost my sadness: Am I in this science?
always! Do you want others?
You are stupid!
Listen to your child (anonymously).
Disagree (name)
I have a serious shooter (nickname)
always! Do you think you can beat (now 1,000)
This is not at all surprising. Sigh!
And my sandwich
I want your strength to be fulfilled
Let me cry a little!
I don't want to say anything.
It's weird now.
However, when you touch touch, touch, you scream and lift your voice with your shoulders;
How to press, press, press and touch the weapon
Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol;
Tactile touch
First Name Last Name First Name Last Name With partners and X2
I am very happy (name)
Doctor, you have a huge body! (Refractory friendship!)
Follow an idiot? (Nm ACC)
Rejoice, it's fun! (Nm ACC)
To take advantage of this Pppppoot
apa siiickmaaaan
always! I want to go?
I can't say I'm still! (Hahaha!)
Stupid good (stupid!)
I love this ring!
Now I want to touch your heart, heart, heart, heart, weapon
My love as a river bank from the river bank
Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol;
Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch A wonderful weapon
Us!
Turn cough and head!
Do you feel happy? Domkoff!
My Zui P ...
Is the error expressed?
beak! health!
About me! All acid
always! can be regretted
Hi!
I can't beat my son.
I don't think it's smaller.
Does he do a doctor a lot?
The burning feeling you feel when you are
For what is planned
I'm not hiding your friends from you!
I'm gay. Sing to me
Because of the weapon
How to press, press, press and touch the weapon
Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol;
Tactile touch
weapons!
Now I want to touch your heart, heart, heart, heart, weapon
My love as a river bank from the river bank
Official White Stork pistol, full-time pistol;
Touch Touch Touch Touch Touch A wonderful weapon
Step!
What you want?
Oh soldier. Do not be angry
The downside is Arezzo!
What is the difficulty?
soldier? You're dead!
just mix
He started. Let's go with the gun
9 years in developement
Keep your hands AWAY from my gun!
This is one of the few TF2 mixes that makes me laugh so damn hard every time. GREAT. job.
Im just a regular reminder and nostalgia giver
I literally lol'd at the ending with the Soldier.
Although I do second the guy parodying Fireflies.
Im never gonna think of hoovy the same way again. That nom....
Haha, this was SO awesome! :D
I still listen to this regularly. This aged well!
What a brathe of fresh air, Finally something VEEEEEEEEERY catchy!
This is amazing! Deserves more views
Enigma you are a gift to youtube, a gift we tenderly treasure. Did i mention you are awesome? xD
this deserves sooo much more views :P
@onorack123 "Oh onorack. Don't be a HO-mo-PHOBE." - Spy
A golden classic that must be protected at all costs. I watch this at least once a year… the legend of the gun lives on!! lol
listened to this while frying an egg
This brought me to tears...So...amazing...There are no words to describe the way I feel right now.
My friends: what tipe of music you like?
Me: its complicated.
Heard this played on someone's mic in a TF2 server... HAD to look it up...
This is going straight to my MP3 player... It's brilliant! xD