You know, I think boobytrapping the stalemate button was the one smart idea he had in the entire game, even if he only stood to lose by being in control of the facility
I think I read an analysis recently that said that while his foresight was basically nonexistent, he actually had decent hindsight in most cases. The fact that he actively looked over your fights with GLaDOS to not make the same mistakes, and only lost because of things that weren't present in those fights, shows that he wasn't completely oblivious.
"One, No Portal Surfaces." "Two, Start The Neurotoxin Immediately." "Three, Bomb-Proof Shields, for Me." "Five, Booby trap The Stalemate Button." He really thought of *almost* everything.
That and, also the cubes that are supposed to walk onto the button. Wheatley is, quite literally, the only person in the whole game to do actual science. GLaDOS just forces you to do tests, which really just mimics what science is. Wheatley doesn’t get enough credit.
He also came up with the plan to essentially disarm GLaDOS (no neurotoxin, harmless turrets) near the beginning of the game, rendering her incapable of killing Chell during their confrontation. I'd call him a buffoon rather than a moron.
Just realized that how in the world did chell even see the moon a hole that small and you can see the debris is small and thin but yet in the ending it shows her going up hundreds opon thousands of levels just getting to the surface it is literally almost impossible I feel like matpat
4 months late but the main theory is that GLaDOS moved the are that they are in while Chell is out cold. Wheatley completely moves the lair while Chell is in old aperture, and we don't know how long Chell is out for, so it is plausible.
I was thinking about this and realized, when you're outside her chamber, you can see it's surrounded by emptiness, in every directions. Pitch black. So it means there's a huge empty space around it, going for hundred of meters. So I think there was this tiny hole in the chamber and a big one in the surface
@@Dumpsterfire95 It's completely different chambers, when GLaDOS is murdered she stays in the final chamber from portal 1, until we wake her up, then she moves to where the core transfer happens later in the game, and from there Wheatley moves to the final chamber from portal 2
A year late, but quote from the Portal Wiki (central AI chamber): "The chamber is visited for the last time in the single-player campaign, when Chell and GLaDOS began working together to place the latter in charge again when it was evident that that Wheatley was unable to handle the facility and was planning on killing them. The chamber appears to have been rearranged to his liking and instead, the chamber is much closer to the surface again as the moon could be spotted just above the chamber when the panels start to tear apart."..."When Chell was reawakened, the chamber has returned to GLaDOS' version."
"Okay, uh...I didn't think I'd actually get this far, so...I don't exactly know what to do right now. I am, uh...out of bombs, out of neurotoxin, and I think we're at...sort of an impasse here, to be honest." "Psst! I have an idea! I just remembered something Cave Johnson said about portal surfaces." (GLaDOS starts up a recording) _"The bean counters said we could not afford seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed them into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Turns out they're a great portal conductor, though."_ (GLaDOS stops the recording) "The white gel we've been using is ground up moon rocks. So, in theory, you might be able to shoot a portal at the moon, and it'll suck that little idiot in." "Don't worry about lack of oxygen, once I'm in my body I'll manually shut down the portals and make sure you're alright." "I'd reccomend you hold your breath, though. You'll need all the air you can get..."
This is pretty good, though I don't think GLaDOS would refer to Wheatley by name. I think she'd call him "that little idiot" or "that metal ball" or just refer to Wheatley as "him"
@@Matthew_MBG If someone does, I'd love to get a link to it in the replies of this comment so I could find it easily, and without having to search for it.
Holy shit, that intro, you have no idea how long I have searched for it because I heard it in a flash game years ago, and now just found it. Thank you!
the moon sequence is one of the coolest oments in gaming. throughout the game it is established that the portal stuff is made from the moon, then at the end, you get shown it as you question wait... can i? it is the coolest climax for a game i have seen yet.
Strange considering what Valve did consider in this game, building extra dialog for almost every action you could think about (like jumping down when Wheatley tells you too...)
this is similar to mashy spike plate where it doesnt matter what portal you place to move the funnel, if you place the wrong one, it will just correct it for you
The wheatly shuffle, shake it the left, now the front you all, two rights two rights, now go again, shake it to the left, now the front you all, two rights two rights, now go again. It's such a nice dance. I create it on a wheatly scale a 7 out of 10.
For a game that is absolutely filled with secret and hidden dialogues and WAY TOO MUCH DIALOGUE sometimes, it's very unexpected and somewhat disappointing that at the very ending of the game there isn't more dialogue or just a explosion that kills you instantly
This was me I was like.. hm yeah so what do I do now and stood there for WAYY Too long until i realised I had to shoot the moon
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So first if you wait for the neurotoxin timer, just fades, then there's no extra dialog at the Shoot the Moon part and nothing happens. What's going to be next? No more or repeated voices during the press the button part?
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Expectations: You get some sort of bad ending
Reality: Wheatly breakdancing
LMAOOOOOOO
Wheatley's got some moves, won't lie.
the best ending
I see this as a total win
Lol true
You know, I think boobytrapping the stalemate button was the one smart idea he had in the entire game, even if he only stood to lose by being in control of the facility
I think I read an analysis recently that said that while his foresight was basically nonexistent, he actually had decent hindsight in most cases. The fact that he actively looked over your fights with GLaDOS to not make the same mistakes, and only lost because of things that weren't present in those fights, shows that he wasn't completely oblivious.
"One, No Portal Surfaces."
"Two, Start The Neurotoxin Immediately."
"Three, Bomb-Proof Shields, for Me."
"Five, Booby trap The Stalemate Button."
He really thought of *almost* everything.
That and, also the cubes that are supposed to walk onto the button. Wheatley is, quite literally, the only person in the whole game to do actual science. GLaDOS just forces you to do tests, which really just mimics what science is. Wheatley doesn’t get enough credit.
He also had the fake faithplate trap
He also came up with the plan to essentially disarm GLaDOS (no neurotoxin, harmless turrets) near the beginning of the game, rendering her incapable of killing Chell during their confrontation.
I'd call him a buffoon rather than a moron.
I find it strange that valve didn’t add something in for this occasion. They are normally good at covering all possibilities in the portal franchise
Perhaps they just couldn't believe that someone could possibly resist portaling the moon.
@@riftvallance2087 I mean, they were right
@Rift Vallance Well, by then, it's well established that moon rocks allow you to put portals on them and the Moon probably is made up of moon rocks.
@@h8GW hu
@@h8GW Ah yes, the moon is PROBABLY made up of moon rocks.
wheatly dancing simulator
Yes!
HEHE EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO COMMENT
@@_chairespeanut_ lmao
I thought you were Justin Y. for a fraction of a second, and I was going to ask you how the hell you visit even videos with just 16k views.
@@WTFBOOMDOOM lol
I thought I remember seeing a clip showing that if you didn't shoot the Moon, the facility would actually explode and restart the map.
i feel like this is some mandela effect. i remember that sorta thing with the screen fading white with a massive explosion in the audio.
@@iinkstain maybe you watch a meme video?
@@iinkstain I mean, that's the end of portal 1? Maybe that's the confusion?
@@xjedixhunter32925x maybe. i’ve played portal 2 probably hundreds of times and to think i still have this thought is weird. i know it’s not true
That's what happens if you don't attach all of the cores in time.
He does the Wheatley wiggle, that’s what happens.
Wheatley does a lil dance for you. Secret easter egg.
1:44 one last dance before i go to SPAAAAAACCCE
Hey thats a good one
Just realized that how in the world did chell even see the moon a hole that small and you can see the debris is small and thin but yet in the ending it shows her going up hundreds opon thousands of levels just getting to the surface it is literally almost impossible I feel like matpat
4 months late but the main theory is that GLaDOS moved the are that they are in while Chell is out cold. Wheatley completely moves the lair while Chell is in old aperture, and we don't know how long Chell is out for, so it is plausible.
The entire facility is modular and can be moved around.
I was thinking about this and realized, when you're outside her chamber, you can see it's surrounded by emptiness, in every directions. Pitch black. So it means there's a huge empty space around it, going for hundred of meters. So I think there was this tiny hole in the chamber and a big one in the surface
@@Dumpsterfire95 It's completely different chambers, when GLaDOS is murdered she stays in the final chamber from portal 1, until we wake her up, then she moves to where the core transfer happens later in the game, and from there Wheatley moves to the final chamber from portal 2
A year late, but quote from the Portal Wiki (central AI chamber):
"The chamber is visited for the last time in the single-player campaign, when Chell and GLaDOS began working together to place the latter in charge again when it was evident that that Wheatley was unable to handle the facility and was planning on killing them. The chamber appears to have been rearranged to his liking and instead, the chamber is much closer to the surface again as the moon could be spotted just above the chamber when the panels start to tear apart."..."When Chell was reawakened, the chamber has returned to GLaDOS' version."
This moment in the game for me was genius. I remember seeing the moon and I practically shouted "Moondust!" Haha
Me too when I played it. I remembered Cave talking about how lunar rock are portal conductors.
1:42 I like how when the speed increases immensely Wheatley dances intensely
Edit: I CAME BACK FOR LIKE ONE OR TWO DAYS AND WE REACHED 162 LIKES
Wheatley dancing...
Nice rhymes
he gottem moves
Celebrating his victory
response to edit: no.
Something does happen:
Wheaty gets to dance!
Can we just get Wheatly dancing to this in a 1 hour loop?
That whoud be cool
"Okay, uh...I didn't think I'd actually get this far, so...I don't exactly know what to do right now. I am, uh...out of bombs, out of neurotoxin, and I think we're at...sort of an impasse here, to be honest."
"Psst! I have an idea! I just remembered something Cave Johnson said about portal surfaces."
(GLaDOS starts up a recording)
_"The bean counters said we could not afford seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed them into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Turns out they're a great portal conductor, though."_
(GLaDOS stops the recording)
"The white gel we've been using is ground up moon rocks. So, in theory, you might be able to shoot a portal at the moon, and it'll suck that little idiot in."
"Don't worry about lack of oxygen, once I'm in my body I'll manually shut down the portals and make sure you're alright."
"I'd reccomend you hold your breath, though. You'll need all the air you can get..."
This is pretty good, though I don't think GLaDOS would refer to Wheatley by name. I think she'd call him "that little idiot" or "that metal ball" or just refer to Wheatley as "him"
@@missingtextureman101 Made the edit. Thanks for the heads up.
@@missingtextureman101 more like moron
someone make this a mod with 15.ai
@@Matthew_MBG If someone does, I'd love to get a link to it in the replies of this comment so I could find it easily, and without having to search for it.
We need a 1 hour of Wheatley dance
No worries. Ima make one
@@bryanmaglaya1374 damn you lied big time
Wheatley a wiggly boi
Holy shit, that intro, you have no idea how long I have searched for it because I heard it in a flash game years ago, and now just found it. Thank you!
Technically something did happen
If you don't shoot a portal at the moon, you would grt 1 hour of wheatley dancing
1:42 he be vibin
the moon sequence is one of the coolest oments in gaming. throughout the game it is established that the portal stuff is made from the moon, then at the end, you get shown it as you question wait... can i? it is the coolest climax for a game i have seen yet.
"I have no idea how to fix this place!"
Probably the truest thing Wheatley's ever said.
Strange considering what Valve did consider in this game, building extra dialog for almost every action you could think about (like jumping down when Wheatley tells you too...)
1:42 wheatly dances!
What happens if you shoot it with the wrong portal? As in if the orange one is below Wheatley, you shoot the orange one at the moon
I tried it, the cutscene still plays doesn't matter which one you shoot
Same he is right they could have at least put a funny you seriously put the wrong portal fail scene
Actually, an orange portal will always be below Wheatley (no matter which portal u shot). It won't show a blue portal.
this is similar to mashy spike plate where it doesnt matter what portal you place to move the funnel, if you place the wrong one, it will just correct it for you
Oh! I thought the facility would self destruct and you’d have to start that part over if you took too long to shoot the moon.
The music from the first video is Kevin MacLeod - Stringed Disco
You're welcome. :)
Of course it's Kevin MacLeod, why wouldn't it be.
ChaosAngelMoon, thank you! You're a Legend! :-)
I guess the situation was as dire as everyone expected.
Ah yes, we all gonna die, but first. Wheatley will dance for the next 10 hours.
"WARNING! Explosion timer, destroyed. Reactor-explosion-uncertainty-preemption-protocol engaged. This facility will self-destruct in...eternity."
Love the song at the end idk why
Wheatly dancing got me like🕺
We got tricked, it was a wheat roll all along
Reminds me of that one video explaining what all the buttons do in the explosion ending of The Stanley Parable.
The wheatly shuffle, shake it the left, now the front you all, two rights two rights, now go again, shake it to the left, now the front you all, two rights two rights, now go again. It's such a nice dance. I create it on a wheatly scale a 7 out of 10.
He sits there endlessly after saying a few lines.
Now i know why the song is called your precious human moon
Nothing happens but Wheatley has some sick moves.
Bro just doing a little dance
Damn dude you played through the whole game again, just to make this video
Challenge Complete: Serious Dedication
The Game isnt that long. I Play it once a year
You can select the boss battle in the chapter selection
Facility will self destruct in *INF* second
For a game that is absolutely filled with secret and hidden dialogues and WAY TOO MUCH DIALOGUE sometimes, it's very unexpected and somewhat disappointing that at the very ending of the game there isn't more dialogue or just a explosion that kills you instantly
If i was on Wheatley's sit, i will be said:Oh,hell naw! Just shoot!
1:43 weatly dancing :D
The game was updated and now automatically shoots a portal after 2 min
And this, my friends, is another example on how to troll your audience.
Huh. I thought the facility would have blown up or something.
Wheatly: Take a look at your precious human Moon! It can't help you now!
(It actually helps you ig)
Wheatley's happy rain dance of defeat
Portal 3:Wheatley dancing simulator
I recall shooting the opposite portal at the moon then whats under Wheatly and it just does the same cutscene
1:42
He be vibin😍😍
This was me I was like.. hm yeah so what do I do now and stood there for WAYY Too long until i realised I had to shoot the moon
So first if you wait for the neurotoxin timer, just fades, then there's no extra dialog at the Shoot the Moon part and nothing happens.
What's going to be next? No more or repeated voices during the press the button part?
I'm lazy enough to not launch the game myself to figure it out and just click the video.
was worth watching for the song/
Ok now someone crop this, and put 'wheatly goovin' at the top of a white square and compress it to 4kb
"Wheatley flexing 10 hrs straight at 16x speed".... Doesn't it sounds like a new meme?
He got some moves
he do be vibing though
Wheatley dancing 10 hours
“Nothing happens”
Bish, wheatly busting fat moves is not nothing.
He do a lil danc
That was unsatisfying.
What happens if eggman doesn't piss on the moon
If you shoot a yellow portal at the moon it still shoots a blue one so that's intresting
He do be dancin' tho
You should see if you can shoot at a separate area. Like the button room or the floor.
snoop dog really wnated wheatly to wiggle wiggle wiggle
I’ve been looking for this forever
1:42 Wheatley crab rave
i believe the game shoots for you instead, but i haven't played in quite a while
WHEATLY DANCING GANG
WHEATLY DANCING GANG
shame Valve is allergic to the Number 3
Shame. It would have been a great place for Valve to put an easter egg.
he just dances
0:59 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
well that's a let down.
What would happen if you shoot the Moon and shoot where steelmate button is
shoot the portalable gel instead of nothing
Yooo look at them sick moves
I knew nothing was going to happen. I clicked anyway.
Wheatley can dance dududududuuudduududdduuuddu
1:43 he do be jamming out tho tbh
I expected at least some extra dialog
He do be dancing
Wheatly twerks forever the end
I suppose that’s a bit anti-climactic, but it’s not like I knew what was going to happen. Still, it makes sense why it would be like this.
wheater doin a boogie
i want 10fps flare back. this is not the same
the wheatly belly dance is real
no because i did this and it took me several tries to realise i had to shoot the moon-
why does he wiggle like that😭
U got Wheatleyed
1:50 wheatly be vibing
Wheatly dancing ^w^
When school is over
Me: 1:42
Well that was anticlimatic, i guess it’s good for game journa- I MEAN bad gamers who don’t know what to do.
Seems a little disappointing because they usually have something for this.
Valve forgot it
he groove