Tfw the corpse of your former comrade expands to ludicrous degrees and litterally blocks out the sun, as his mortal shell accepts the essence of the ancient ones.
4:49 Chariot goes in front of the cannon, it fires, the cannon misses, and the cannonball hits the other cannon instead. That is some action movie shit right there.
The Spartans would actually brush their hair in preparation for a battle. A Persian spy saw this and reported back on what a bunch of pansy asses the Spartans were. We all know what happens next though.
"Let's just throw in some guys to see what we're up against." Drops boxers in. "We're fighting a line of chariots." Wins game. "Oh." This is why Simon's the general and Lewis serves the beverages.
minecraft faggot1337 They fire faster and accuracy wise they're better, they're also cheaper however the distance isnt as great but the archers dont hit most of their targets from the larger range anyways so
I love you guys never stop being the people who like to have fun and make people happy!!! ; ) I've been watching you guys since israphel! And you guys are the same amazing people who have dealt with people who have been telling you guys that you're doing a bad job but you guys have been there every day for all of your supporters! So I say you guys stay the same and don't ever listen to the shitlords that give you crap!!!
Hey i havent been watching for a while but ive missed so much! I shouldn't hVe stoped watching :D i also really loved the yog labs series and could u do more Minecraft?
They should have a through the ages thing. So like a campaign with cavemen infantry, mediaeval people, maybe have like a musketeers thing and a water level with pirates.
after seeing this video, I only ever referred to the chicken man as "the Pre-Alpha", and the Chicken Man Man as "The Post-Alpha". It only made sense, of course.
Did anybody see that at 3:41? I paused it, looked through the files he had on his desktop, and what do I see next to the hearthstone screenshots? A file named "Hot Date".
I cant remember how long you guys have been stuck on 7 M. You should do another series similar to Jaffa Factory using a ton of mod packs thats always great
I miss the old lewis and simon where they played cool adventure maps, did trucking Tuesday, yoglabs, Friday videos and there old intro music I just wish things went back to the simple times
Tfw the corpse of your former comrade expands to ludicrous degrees and litterally blocks out the sun, as his mortal shell accepts the essence of the ancient ones.
That random boxer victory was hilarious.
I love how they're trying to make sense of a game that doesn't make any.
Exactly like wtf are they doing I think half of the Time like make a huge like of shields and get a duke hold on everything
4:49
Chariot goes in front of the cannon, it fires, the cannon misses, and the cannonball hits the other cannon instead. That is some action movie shit right there.
The Spartans would actually brush their hair in preparation for a battle. A Persian spy saw this and reported back on what a bunch of pansy asses the Spartans were. We all know what happens next though.
Brushies is the most important time of day, not even war can interrupt brushies time.
Well, I mean, you gotta look good when murdering.
yes we all know what happened the spartans were destroyed in a day
*Three Retards One Channel used sarcasm*
*It's not very effective...*
Eridan Ampora
*Eridan Ampora Used Good Comeback*
*It's Super Effective!*
This video here Is why I still watch the yogscast over these 6 years
i did not know that archers use the "x-com chance of hitting"
I CON'T BELIEVE YOOVE DUN THIS!!
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YES! Thank you so much for doing another one of this! Videos like this make me watch this channel again
6:40 this gives me flashbacks of a certain..... haus.....
Yes, yes
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Fun.
+Redcoat 142 no matter how fast I run, I can never escape the pain
+H. Cheung praise to lord /\
Has general Simon ever been inside of a tank before?
Lewd.
A long time ago, yes. He also was injured by a faulty grenade
**veteran flashbacks**
no idea, but i have lel.
'That's for the Queen, wait maybe it was the King back then I'm not really sure. Oh wait I'm American!' - General Simon 2014
Cuccoos, the greatest enemy of mankind.
Yes finally someone else understands
ain't that the truth
I love how Simon says things like “THIS! IS! LUBRICANT!!” and Lewis just has no idea what to do about it.
6:16 and thus, a legend was born.
O baby a Triple!
Why cant we just see Sips and Simon playing this
Stfu
You'll get over it.
Yogscast dream team.
Lewis ruins everything it would be better if simon,lewis and sips played together
+Mariux - agreed
"Let's just throw in some guys to see what we're up against." Drops boxers in. "We're fighting a line of chariots." Wins game. "Oh."
This is why Simon's the general and Lewis serves the beverages.
it annoys me that they still dont know poachers are better then archers....
minecraft faggot1337 They fire faster and accuracy wise they're better, they're also cheaper however the distance isnt as great but the archers dont hit most of their targets from the larger range anyways so
It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.
It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.
It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.
well than
4:47 The greatest dodge of all time
4:30
Yogscast editing crew at it's best
I don't see it
yeah there apears to be now hop skip or jump
I am stupidly happy that they are doing this again!
Plz keep playing this game, I absolutely love it!
"YEEEEEEAAAAH! YOU 'BREAT' THE PRE-ALPHA"
lol
5:35 horseyMchorse makes the ultimate sacrifice it's the type of fight you make a movie about
I litterly broke a couple of times from laughter lol, how random those characters walk XD and the comments with it, beautiful guys!
Now this is what I call a Boxer Rebellion
That Moment at 5:17 was EPIC.
it appears simon has micheal tyson in his army
gr8jokem8
what?
he means great joke mate. its awfull. And now i'll get alot of haters on my back :-)
im so glad they're doing more of this
Awesome video, I really hope that next week they do the versus mode.
Simon is my spirit animal
I love you guys never stop being the people who like to have fun and make people happy!!! ; ) I've been watching you guys since israphel! And you guys are the same amazing people who have dealt with people who have been telling you guys that you're doing a bad job but you guys have been there every day for all of your supporters! So I say you guys stay the same and don't ever listen to the shitlords that give you crap!!!
12:35 well as we all know, chickens are the most deadly thing in the world.
They should have dwarves in this game with a load of picks singing "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole".
Good idea
The singing is unlikely for this game but dwarves might make it in to the game. We'll have to wait and see.
and they just dig trenches that units fall into.
QUICK, SPAM THE DEVS!!!
Come on guys, this is a totally accurate battle simulator, dwarves won't be in this.
"ITS A GUY POOPING CHICKENS!!"
Right, thats enough internet for a day.
1:22 the moment he puts down archers I knew they didn't pay any attention to the last videos comments
'Chicken Pooper' better be a usable character in the full launch
love these rag doll physics games!
17 minutes of pure greatness :)
Can we please have 100 episode series of this game
ahhhh man this is such a good series! sad to see it end
6:27 That boxer is one tough dude or chick
Thanks guys. You brighten the day.
every time he uses archers a bit of my soul dies.
2:40 I see a terrible screen tearing here.
Is it just my crappy integrated GPU or the video itself?
how did you spot that it was literally 2 frames
Three Retards One Channel
Actually, I noticed that in all the video afterwards O_o
Paul Sde
Racist videos CONFIRMED O_O
If your talking about that white blur it's the video ^^
+SwedenTheHedgehog
Nope, lookup "screen tearing" for an explanation, if you want.
3:44 bottom leave there is a folder called "A Billion dp (Dick pic) files" I still remember that episode lol
it's zip files
he had Fraps
It says "A Billion zip files" as in 7zip files.
Bottom leave.
+mastur ch33f ?
you know the video is over when lewis says "HOLY CRAP" really quickly.
16:14 GO TOMMY! YOU CAN DO IT!
that one swordman that played dead behind the catapult though.... 10:29
Play from the depths, and maybe even consider making a another whale lords series out of it, you'll see why when you play the game.
SIMON! you beautiful bearded dwarf.
Simon Lane's The Art of War. Chapter one: just plunk down a bunch of units.
Pls play more Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Its been updated. There are now new levels, new maps, new units and bug fixes.
I've always thought the best way to beat a guy pooping chickens out his bum is to give a detachment to Colonel Sanders to command.
There's a creeper on the lawn LALALALALALALA
There's a creeper on the roof... LAAAA LALALALA LA
+Singular Jame there's a creeper on the track
LALALALALA
Combo breaker
I remember that but which episode? I'm pretty sure it's from moonquest
+zamboygaming road to 100 subs this was from their greatest series ever, until they stopped it of course
Love when Simons in videos because he fun into funny
Simon is fucking brilliant at life. More Simon please.
OMG YES!!! I loved simon playing this game :D
after playing tabs in this years jingle jam its fun to see how far this game has come
looking forward to Tuesdays! keep it up
lol that old windows backround tho
Really?
I love it when a UA-camr accidentally reveals stuff they didn't think we'd be able to see xD
What are you talking about?
Cause they obviously couldn't have just edited it out, if they didn't want us to see it.
Cornelius Sevald It's not worth editing out, it's not a massive secret or something. More like a small easter egg.
u guys ar the best i miss gmod tho
this is just the best thing ever
Simon looking majestic as always in the thumbnail
If you've got it flaunt it
Please do multiplayer versus in the sandbox! I love this game and want to see more
Yessssss!!!!! Finally more tabs and simon
Finally they use Footman
Hey i havent been watching for a while but ive missed so much! I shouldn't hVe stoped watching :D i also really loved the yog labs series and could u do more Minecraft?
Simon saves the day, again!
They should have a through the ages thing. So like a campaign with cavemen infantry, mediaeval people, maybe have like a musketeers thing and a water level with pirates.
lol 3:41 "a billion zip files" ;D
4:50 dem chariot jukes tho
Proof that even before the advent of the cheerleader, back in the before times, balistae were still busted as shit.
Guys your problem is not enough melee... You guys have shields and chariots but when those are out your archers are just taken out overtime.
after seeing this video, I only ever referred to the chicken man as "the Pre-Alpha", and the Chicken Man Man as "The Post-Alpha". It only made sense, of course.
Did anybody see that at 3:41? I paused it, looked through the files he had on his desktop, and what do I see next to the hearthstone screenshots? A file named "Hot Date".
4:50 MLG CHARIOT DODGE!!!! :O
2 visible folders on the desktop background when he minimised the game were "Hot Date" and "Black Magic"
3:44 there is a folder called "Hot Date" and you can see a pic of a pig
I cant remember how long you guys have been stuck on 7 M. You should do another series similar to Jaffa Factory using a ton of mod packs thats always great
so glad they did another one woooo
Lewis pretending he didn't look anything up and remembered it all
Did any one else think of Datlof? Block the chickens with your bodies!
I miss the old lewis and simon where they played cool adventure maps, did trucking Tuesday, yoglabs, Friday videos and there old intro music I just wish things went back to the simple times
Classic yogscast already at 6:20
3:43 Look at the date xD
Please please play Totally Accurate Battle Simulator again!
having your units tightly packed (shields) is more effective against arrows and infantry than spread apart
Please do a turbo dismount one shot with sips also love ur channel been watching since I was little
Anyone else stop to look at Simon's (or Lewis's) desktop? One file is called A billion zip files and I literally couldn't stop laughing.
just thought i should point out- the archers are actually worse than poachers and twice as expensive... so that would probably help
that legit win 5:53
They really need to return to this with all the new updates... Its mad that This game has been this long.
"He had a son, the one with googly eyes had a son" Lewis they all have googly eyes...
Anyone else love this?
2020 gang! This game has come so far
did any one see at 4:50 the cannons took each other out lol
3:42 One of the folders says "Hot Date" XD
More of this plz, it is so funny XD
This game is a new chapter for esports.
Please do a bracket style tournament with the yogscast doin this game
ready to spend my tuesday with simon