UNBELIEVABLE VICTORY - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Tuesdays With Simon)

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho 8 років тому +55

    Tfw the corpse of your former comrade expands to ludicrous degrees and litterally blocks out the sun, as his mortal shell accepts the essence of the ancient ones.

  • @scythian2138
    @scythian2138 8 років тому +36

    That random boxer victory was hilarious.

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko 8 років тому +172

    I love how they're trying to make sense of a game that doesn't make any.

    • @merchant_of_kek5697
      @merchant_of_kek5697 8 років тому

      Exactly like wtf are they doing I think half of the Time like make a huge like of shields and get a duke hold on everything

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 3 роки тому +5

    4:49
    Chariot goes in front of the cannon, it fires, the cannon misses, and the cannonball hits the other cannon instead. That is some action movie shit right there.

  • @Piratewaffle43
    @Piratewaffle43 8 років тому +60

    The Spartans would actually brush their hair in preparation for a battle. A Persian spy saw this and reported back on what a bunch of pansy asses the Spartans were. We all know what happens next though.

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 8 років тому +26

      Brushies is the most important time of day, not even war can interrupt brushies time.

    • @gajbooks
      @gajbooks 8 років тому +9

      Well, I mean, you gotta look good when murdering.

    • @davidmax99
      @davidmax99 8 років тому

      yes we all know what happened the spartans were destroyed in a day

    • @Piratewaffle43
      @Piratewaffle43 8 років тому +5

      *Three Retards One Channel used sarcasm*
      *It's not very effective...*

    • @davidmax99
      @davidmax99 8 років тому +3

      Eridan Ampora
      *Eridan Ampora Used Good Comeback*
      *It's Super Effective!*

  • @rainex4516
    @rainex4516 8 років тому +6

    This video here Is why I still watch the yogscast over these 6 years

  • @WizardBrandon
    @WizardBrandon 8 років тому +17

    i did not know that archers use the "x-com chance of hitting"

  • @Duke_de_Plata
    @Duke_de_Plata 8 років тому +51

    I CON'T BELIEVE YOOVE DUN THIS!!

  • @bradhuygens
    @bradhuygens 8 років тому +2

    YES! Thank you so much for doing another one of this! Videos like this make me watch this channel again

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu 8 років тому +16

    6:40 this gives me flashbacks of a certain..... haus.....

  • @gasawock9347
    @gasawock9347 8 років тому +124

    Has general Simon ever been inside of a tank before?

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 8 років тому +17

      Lewd.

    • @softsdead
      @softsdead 8 років тому +54

      A long time ago, yes. He also was injured by a faulty grenade

    • @draggo69
      @draggo69 8 років тому +39

      **veteran flashbacks**

    • @burger-jd8cx
      @burger-jd8cx 8 років тому

      no idea, but i have lel.

    • @architect11
      @architect11 8 років тому +26

      'That's for the Queen, wait maybe it was the King back then I'm not really sure. Oh wait I'm American!' - General Simon 2014

  • @ZeonXGR
    @ZeonXGR 8 років тому +35

    Cuccoos, the greatest enemy of mankind.

  • @BryceMacEvoy
    @BryceMacEvoy Рік тому +1

    I love how Simon says things like “THIS! IS! LUBRICANT!!” and Lewis just has no idea what to do about it.

  • @misterdingus9515
    @misterdingus9515 8 років тому +2

    6:16 and thus, a legend was born.

    • @fbibarbie
      @fbibarbie 8 років тому

      O baby a Triple!

  • @messilang4618
    @messilang4618 8 років тому +361

    Why cant we just see Sips and Simon playing this

  • @doob62
    @doob62 8 років тому

    "Let's just throw in some guys to see what we're up against." Drops boxers in. "We're fighting a line of chariots." Wins game. "Oh."
    This is why Simon's the general and Lewis serves the beverages.

  • @pedrorodrigues4633
    @pedrorodrigues4633 8 років тому +60

    it annoys me that they still dont know poachers are better then archers....

    • @pedrorodrigues4633
      @pedrorodrigues4633 8 років тому +22

      minecraft faggot1337 They fire faster and accuracy wise they're better, they're also cheaper however the distance isnt as great but the archers dont hit most of their targets from the larger range anyways so

    • @samm4510
      @samm4510 8 років тому +1

      It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

    • @samm4510
      @samm4510 8 років тому +1

      It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

    • @samm4510
      @samm4510 8 років тому

      It annoys me that you don't know when to use 'then' and when to use 'than'.

    • @JoeSmith-pp6uy
      @JoeSmith-pp6uy 8 років тому +12

      well than

  • @leeroyjenkins9551
    @leeroyjenkins9551 8 років тому

    4:47 The greatest dodge of all time

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 8 років тому +3

    4:30
    Yogscast editing crew at it's best

    • @mcdoogle6549
      @mcdoogle6549 8 років тому +2

      I don't see it

    • @maxwilcox1823
      @maxwilcox1823 8 років тому

      yeah there apears to be now hop skip or jump

  • @j.d.3597
    @j.d.3597 8 років тому +1

    I am stupidly happy that they are doing this again!

  • @karenbailey3389
    @karenbailey3389 8 років тому

    Plz keep playing this game, I absolutely love it!

  • @HarmonyXVI
    @HarmonyXVI 8 років тому +3

    "YEEEEEEAAAAH! YOU 'BREAT' THE PRE-ALPHA"
    lol

  • @matthewburdette248
    @matthewburdette248 8 років тому

    5:35 horseyMchorse makes the ultimate sacrifice it's the type of fight you make a movie about

  • @sefewet
    @sefewet 8 років тому

    I litterly broke a couple of times from laughter lol, how random those characters walk XD and the comments with it, beautiful guys!

  • @dukeofmania6504
    @dukeofmania6504 8 років тому +5

    Now this is what I call a Boxer Rebellion

  • @alekotoons2350
    @alekotoons2350 8 років тому

    That Moment at 5:17 was EPIC.

  • @zed2336
    @zed2336 8 років тому +20

    it appears simon has micheal tyson in his army

    • @GingerBagels
      @GingerBagels 8 років тому

      gr8jokem8

    • @zed2336
      @zed2336 8 років тому

      what?

    • @nitwriter4804
      @nitwriter4804 8 років тому +1

      he means great joke mate. its awfull. And now i'll get alot of haters on my back :-)

  • @mataschmata
    @mataschmata 8 років тому

    im so glad they're doing more of this

  • @maarzie
    @maarzie 8 років тому +1

    Awesome video, I really hope that next week they do the versus mode.

  • @ButterflyGhostBFG
    @ButterflyGhostBFG 8 років тому +1

    Simon is my spirit animal

  • @sloanstrong2464
    @sloanstrong2464 8 років тому +1

    I love you guys never stop being the people who like to have fun and make people happy!!! ; ) I've been watching you guys since israphel! And you guys are the same amazing people who have dealt with people who have been telling you guys that you're doing a bad job but you guys have been there every day for all of your supporters! So I say you guys stay the same and don't ever listen to the shitlords that give you crap!!!

  • @A-Dino-Named-Mennany
    @A-Dino-Named-Mennany 8 років тому

    12:35 well as we all know, chickens are the most deadly thing in the world.

  • @thebandicrew260
    @thebandicrew260 8 років тому +71

    They should have dwarves in this game with a load of picks singing "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole".

    • @cneep1
      @cneep1 8 років тому

      Good idea

    • @thediethrower1803
      @thediethrower1803 8 років тому +1

      The singing is unlikely for this game but dwarves might make it in to the game. We'll have to wait and see.

    • @janetlapham3919
      @janetlapham3919 8 років тому

      and they just dig trenches that units fall into.

    • @rileymashford2150
      @rileymashford2150 8 років тому

      QUICK, SPAM THE DEVS!!!

    • @GeorgeUsername0151
      @GeorgeUsername0151 8 років тому +2

      Come on guys, this is a totally accurate battle simulator, dwarves won't be in this.

  • @269tron
    @269tron 8 років тому +1

    "ITS A GUY POOPING CHICKENS!!"
    Right, thats enough internet for a day.

  • @theclassyviking7351
    @theclassyviking7351 8 років тому

    1:22 the moment he puts down archers I knew they didn't pay any attention to the last videos comments

  • @martinteel
    @martinteel 8 років тому +1

    'Chicken Pooper' better be a usable character in the full launch

  • @ZhangWei02
    @ZhangWei02 8 років тому +1

    love these rag doll physics games!

  • @sheaferguson1184
    @sheaferguson1184 8 років тому +1

    17 minutes of pure greatness :)

  • @JuiceHasser
    @JuiceHasser 8 років тому +4

    Can we please have 100 episode series of this game

  • @lordgains3317
    @lordgains3317 8 років тому

    ahhhh man this is such a good series! sad to see it end

  • @GamerGoobertron9000
    @GamerGoobertron9000 8 років тому

    6:27 That boxer is one tough dude or chick

  • @broadwayable2012
    @broadwayable2012 8 років тому

    Thanks guys. You brighten the day.

  • @ezekielbenavides2740
    @ezekielbenavides2740 8 років тому +3

    every time he uses archers a bit of my soul dies.

  • @phaolo6
    @phaolo6 8 років тому +10

    2:40 I see a terrible screen tearing here.
    Is it just my crappy integrated GPU or the video itself?

    • @davidmax99
      @davidmax99 8 років тому

      how did you spot that it was literally 2 frames

    • @phaolo6
      @phaolo6 8 років тому

      Three Retards One Channel
      Actually, I noticed that in all the video afterwards O_o

    • @davidmax99
      @davidmax99 8 років тому

      Paul Sde
      Racist videos CONFIRMED O_O

    • @SwedenTheHedgehog
      @SwedenTheHedgehog 8 років тому

      If your talking about that white blur it's the video ^^

    • @phaolo6
      @phaolo6 8 років тому +1

      +SwedenTheHedgehog
      Nope, lookup "screen tearing" for an explanation, if you want.

  • @superbeary3993
    @superbeary3993 8 років тому +44

    3:44 bottom leave there is a folder called "A Billion dp (Dick pic) files" I still remember that episode lol

  • @jackmitchell9091
    @jackmitchell9091 8 років тому

    you know the video is over when lewis says "HOLY CRAP" really quickly.

  • @vegterble
    @vegterble 8 років тому

    16:14 GO TOMMY! YOU CAN DO IT!

  • @habib9575
    @habib9575 8 років тому

    that one swordman that played dead behind the catapult though.... 10:29

  • @bensarchett302
    @bensarchett302 8 років тому +2

    Play from the depths, and maybe even consider making a another whale lords series out of it, you'll see why when you play the game.

  • @misgiggidy
    @misgiggidy 8 років тому

    SIMON! you beautiful bearded dwarf.
    Simon Lane's The Art of War. Chapter one: just plunk down a bunch of units.

  • @allthatrain
    @allthatrain 8 років тому +2

    Pls play more Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Its been updated. There are now new levels, new maps, new units and bug fixes.

  • @nacoran
    @nacoran 8 років тому

    I've always thought the best way to beat a guy pooping chickens out his bum is to give a detachment to Colonel Sanders to command.

  • @blazikenrules288
    @blazikenrules288 8 років тому +104

    There's a creeper on the lawn LALALALALALALA

    • @TeaMsGu
      @TeaMsGu 8 років тому +15

      There's a creeper on the roof... LAAAA LALALALA LA

    • @kyleoconnor1313
      @kyleoconnor1313 8 років тому +2

      +Singular Jame there's a creeper on the track
      LALALALALA

    • @ScrawnyMcMassive
      @ScrawnyMcMassive 8 років тому

      Combo breaker

    • @saddlers1001
      @saddlers1001 8 років тому +2

      I remember that but which episode? I'm pretty sure it's from moonquest

    • @5obi
      @5obi 8 років тому +2

      +zamboygaming road to 100 subs this was from their greatest series ever, until they stopped it of course

  • @familyratcliff4706
    @familyratcliff4706 8 років тому

    Love when Simons in videos because he fun into funny

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy 8 років тому

    Simon is fucking brilliant at life. More Simon please.

  • @volticpanzer8408
    @volticpanzer8408 8 років тому

    OMG YES!!! I loved simon playing this game :D

  • @joncovert1588
    @joncovert1588 11 місяців тому

    after playing tabs in this years jingle jam its fun to see how far this game has come

  • @Concamrillu
    @Concamrillu 8 років тому

    looking forward to Tuesdays! keep it up

  • @messilang4618
    @messilang4618 8 років тому +93

    lol that old windows backround tho

    • @cneep1
      @cneep1 8 років тому +1

      Really?

    • @RobloxSnapz101
      @RobloxSnapz101 8 років тому +4

      I love it when a UA-camr accidentally reveals stuff they didn't think we'd be able to see xD

    • @MrAntieMatter
      @MrAntieMatter 8 років тому +1

      What are you talking about?

    • @flumsenumse
      @flumsenumse 8 років тому +2

      Cause they obviously couldn't have just edited it out, if they didn't want us to see it.

    • @RobloxSnapz101
      @RobloxSnapz101 8 років тому +1

      Cornelius Sevald It's not worth editing out, it's not a massive secret or something. More like a small easter egg.

  • @KiraYakuza
    @KiraYakuza 8 років тому +3

    u guys ar the best i miss gmod tho

  • @miikaroysko9591
    @miikaroysko9591 8 років тому

    this is just the best thing ever

  • @cdot4370
    @cdot4370 8 років тому

    Simon looking majestic as always in the thumbnail
    If you've got it flaunt it

  • @reillyrussell4022
    @reillyrussell4022 8 років тому

    Please do multiplayer versus in the sandbox! I love this game and want to see more

  • @tomking3419
    @tomking3419 8 років тому

    Yessssss!!!!! Finally more tabs and simon

  • @bradhuygens
    @bradhuygens 8 років тому +2

    Finally they use Footman

  • @fox_jreemoth128
    @fox_jreemoth128 8 років тому

    Hey i havent been watching for a while but ive missed so much! I shouldn't hVe stoped watching :D i also really loved the yog labs series and could u do more Minecraft?

  • @otopico
    @otopico 8 років тому

    Simon saves the day, again!

  • @divertedjoe4827
    @divertedjoe4827 8 років тому

    They should have a through the ages thing. So like a campaign with cavemen infantry, mediaeval people, maybe have like a musketeers thing and a water level with pirates.

  • @Raggepagge
    @Raggepagge 8 років тому

    lol 3:41 "a billion zip files" ;D

  • @antiromeo910
    @antiromeo910 8 років тому

    4:50 dem chariot jukes tho

  • @fredranzalot4849
    @fredranzalot4849 3 роки тому

    Proof that even before the advent of the cheerleader, back in the before times, balistae were still busted as shit.

  • @Zeusorino
    @Zeusorino 8 років тому

    Guys your problem is not enough melee... You guys have shields and chariots but when those are out your archers are just taken out overtime.

  • @fakeskyler2305
    @fakeskyler2305 4 роки тому +1

    after seeing this video, I only ever referred to the chicken man as "the Pre-Alpha", and the Chicken Man Man as "The Post-Alpha". It only made sense, of course.

  • @MissAntador
    @MissAntador 8 років тому

    Did anybody see that at 3:41? I paused it, looked through the files he had on his desktop, and what do I see next to the hearthstone screenshots? A file named "Hot Date".

  • @Matthew-mo7wh
    @Matthew-mo7wh 8 років тому

    4:50 MLG CHARIOT DODGE!!!! :O

  • @birdt_2311
    @birdt_2311 8 років тому

    2 visible folders on the desktop background when he minimised the game were "Hot Date" and "Black Magic"

  • @zygahackedg457
    @zygahackedg457 8 років тому +1

    3:44 there is a folder called "Hot Date" and you can see a pic of a pig

  • @paradoxicalpanda7954
    @paradoxicalpanda7954 8 років тому

    I cant remember how long you guys have been stuck on 7 M. You should do another series similar to Jaffa Factory using a ton of mod packs thats always great

  • @BurgeTV
    @BurgeTV 8 років тому

    so glad they did another one woooo

  • @zerogravity5320
    @zerogravity5320 8 років тому

    Lewis pretending he didn't look anything up and remembered it all

  • @TheArrenta
    @TheArrenta 8 років тому +1

    Did any one else think of Datlof? Block the chickens with your bodies!

  • @mr.unlicensed531
    @mr.unlicensed531 8 років тому

    I miss the old lewis and simon where they played cool adventure maps, did trucking Tuesday, yoglabs, Friday videos and there old intro music I just wish things went back to the simple times

  • @fnunes15
    @fnunes15 8 років тому

    Classic yogscast already at 6:20

  • @koaritz9302
    @koaritz9302 8 років тому +1

    3:43 Look at the date xD

  • @goutons
    @goutons 7 років тому +2

    Please please play Totally Accurate Battle Simulator again!

  • @mrndermansanitygaming916
    @mrndermansanitygaming916 8 років тому

    having your units tightly packed (shields) is more effective against arrows and infantry than spread apart

  • @frankly3886
    @frankly3886 8 років тому

    Please do a turbo dismount one shot with sips also love ur channel been watching since I was little

  • @rarefaction4124
    @rarefaction4124 8 років тому

    Anyone else stop to look at Simon's (or Lewis's) desktop? One file is called A billion zip files and I literally couldn't stop laughing.

  • @artichoke5005
    @artichoke5005 8 років тому

    just thought i should point out- the archers are actually worse than poachers and twice as expensive... so that would probably help

  • @jakenolan6924
    @jakenolan6924 8 років тому

    that legit win 5:53

  • @CaptainAmercia
    @CaptainAmercia 8 років тому

    They really need to return to this with all the new updates... Its mad that This game has been this long.

  • @bonk984
    @bonk984 8 років тому

    "He had a son, the one with googly eyes had a son" Lewis they all have googly eyes...

  • @mechanicalfire6265
    @mechanicalfire6265 8 років тому +1

    Anyone else love this?

  • @corbinhatcher5288
    @corbinhatcher5288 4 роки тому +1

    2020 gang! This game has come so far

  • @jjlilley8428
    @jjlilley8428 8 років тому

    did any one see at 4:50 the cannons took each other out lol

  • @NitrossGaming123
    @NitrossGaming123 8 років тому

    3:42 One of the folders says "Hot Date" XD

  • @wisemanfoolishman5422
    @wisemanfoolishman5422 8 років тому

    More of this plz, it is so funny XD

  • @MilkJugA_
    @MilkJugA_ 8 років тому

    This game is a new chapter for esports.

  • @bobob8496
    @bobob8496 8 років тому

    Please do a bracket style tournament with the yogscast doin this game

  • @spaceyspace728
    @spaceyspace728 8 років тому

    ready to spend my tuesday with simon