Lior Schleien - America first, Israel second

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  • @pw7225
    @pw7225 7 років тому +1392

    Most important skill of all: Being able to laugh about yourself.
    Well done, Israel.
    Greetings from Germany!

    • @nils284
      @nils284 7 років тому +12

      PW Es betrifft auch nichtmal mehr unsere Generation, warum sollten wir uns schuldig fühlen für das, was wir nicht getan haben? ^^

    • @pw7225
      @pw7225 7 років тому +57

      Das meinte ich gar nicht.
      Außerdem klingst Du wie ein 12-jähriger, der den Begriff 'historische Verantwortung' nicht verstanden hat.

    • @nils284
      @nils284 7 років тому +16

      PW Was hat "über sich selbst lachen können" mit historischer Verantwortung zu tun? Wir hängen doch nichtmal deutsche Flaggen auf, nur um nicht als Nazis abgestempelt zu werden. In anderen Ländern wie z.B. den USA ist das ganz normal. Bei uns ist Patriotismus=Nazismus. Ich denke schon, dass wir alle unserer Vergangenheit bewusst sind.

    • @gemme4486
      @gemme4486 7 років тому +21

      Was hat "über sich selbst lachen können" mit Schuldgefühlen zu tun?Machst du das öfter?Kommentare suchen, die auch nur im entferntesten mit deinen Minderwertigkeitskomplexen zu tun haben, um an den Haaren herbeigezogene Diskussionen zu führen?

    • @syndicate1071
      @syndicate1071 7 років тому +3

      Aphex Wabo Nkyy hat schon Recht.

  • @brovahkiin4302
    @brovahkiin4302 7 років тому +466

    As a German, I'm so glad to see the people of Israel openly joking about the past and working with the German TV show. not that I didn't expect it it just made me smile, especially in times like these I'm glad it was possible to rebuild a friendship between the countries :)

    • @g.m.5550
      @g.m.5550 7 років тому +13

      kannst du nicht auf englisch argumentieren? das hier sind internationale Diskussionen ..

    • @brovahkiin4302
      @brovahkiin4302 7 років тому +5

      One Piece Future naja es gab schon damals dominant jüdische Städte Und reiche, beispielsweise zur Zeit vor (und während) der römischen Besetzung. Das ist eben der Lauf der Geschichte, reiche und Länder fallen und werden neu aufgebaut. Deutschland wie es heute ist, gibt es auch erst seit "kurzem"

    • @senpaiwillnevernoticeyou1188
      @senpaiwillnevernoticeyou1188 7 років тому +8

      One Piece Future du bist ein rassist oder?

    • @חנהקלצקין-ס5ס
      @חנהקלצקין-ס5ס 7 років тому +2

      Das "Rauchverbot neben dem Duschen" war nicht komisch

    • @TheGaliciaboy95
      @TheGaliciaboy95 7 років тому +1

      חנה קלצקין Ohhhj.....geh doch heulen....Ihr seid wesentlich schlimmer als die Nazis damals!!!

  • @maikdft
    @maikdft 7 років тому +389

    "A big fan, that's a huge compliment from a guy whose worst fear is a big fan!" xD

  • @BlumenpfefferArtists
    @BlumenpfefferArtists 7 років тому +129

    I can't choose between Israel and Switzerland, both are hilarious ! AHAVA to all Israel !

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 років тому +5

      Germany's was great but this one is basically a hilarious roast yourself challenge.

    • @FocusAG
      @FocusAG 4 роки тому

      Just see the Portuguese.. trust me You will love it. It's dark

  • @SH1974
    @SH1974 7 років тому +170

    Nice sarcasm and excellent humor,
    packed in a really good made Video.
    Big RESPECT from Switzerland.

    • @YoavPeretz
      @YoavPeretz 7 років тому +15

      The Swiss video was AWESOME too. I have many Swiss relatives and I laughed so bad when I've watched Switzerland Second.
      Greetings from Israel!

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +7

      Shalom friend

    • @gilperry9751
      @gilperry9751 4 роки тому

      hoi

  • @UltraFCBasel
    @UltraFCBasel 7 років тому +374

    iranian and israelis should be friends. the people from iran respects you. greetings from an iranian guy :)

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +45

      I live in Israel but I have Iranian friends. I love them :D greetings back !

    • @UltraFCBasel
      @UltraFCBasel 7 років тому +20

      thnak you :)

    • @painite9972
      @painite9972 7 років тому +18

      greetings from Israel!

    • @2pacsaudi713
      @2pacsaudi713 7 років тому

      UltraFCBasel. Dose American would satisfy you

    • @GayaCohenKovacs
      @GayaCohenKovacs 7 років тому +1

      We were until the iraq iran war that turned iran from ally to enemy

  • @EscapeIxTxI
    @EscapeIxTxI 7 років тому +165

    This is the best video of them all ;) Greetings from the Netherlands (Netherlands second!!)

    • @hsv99finn
      @hsv99finn 7 років тому +1

      EscapeIxTxI my Favoriten is still Luxemburg but this is also nice

    • @Andrew-jv7tc
      @Andrew-jv7tc 7 років тому +1

      Nederland is nog het best. Ik lach nog aan Zwarte Piet lol. Groentjes uit America!

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf 7 років тому +1

      even your pic is Orange !! WHYYYYYY !!

  • @Infomensch
    @Infomensch 7 років тому +38

    One of the best, love it. Amazing as a german to watch the host joking with his guests about his german grandfather being send to the chambers -and they take this and everybody makes fun of the Germans/Nazis. I almost cried a tear for that to see. Didn't know this is the way they handle it today. Makes me so happy.

  • @mikaraeven276
    @mikaraeven276 7 років тому +595

    This. Is. Awesome. I am German and I totaly love this hilarious video!

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 7 років тому +1

      Wanderhode da hast du recht einfach krank dieses Land einfach krank! STOP KILL SYRISNS FUCKKING MURDERS!!!!

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 7 років тому +1

      Wanderhode besser gesagt bist du dumm oder tust du nur so? welche nationalität haben denn die im gazastreifen denen unrecht getan wird, oder in Syrien?? Oh Mann bitte lesen lernen!

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 7 років тому +2

      Wanderhode genau, du checket es echt nicht dein staat deutschland wo auch die lehrbücher her sind ist genauso korrupt wie israel die völkermorde begehen, klar das es in Geschichtsbüchern vielleicht anders steht, doch die Wahrheit ist isreal sind völkermörder!!! palestina, syrien etc du brauchst mir nichts zu erzählen und wenn du wirklich denkst palestina oder
      Syrien ist schuld an der ganzen Sache hat man dir genauso in den Kopf geschissen wie die ganzen Lobbyisten die überhaupt diese Kriege führen

    • @DieAlbaner2011
      @DieAlbaner2011 7 років тому +1

      Wanderhode keine Ahnung was du meinst rede klartext klar lese ich mir das durch

    • @SpamDesTodes
      @SpamDesTodes 7 років тому +16

      haha wenn sich 2 Antisemitische Schwurbler streiten :D
      gefällt mir!

  • @menchTV
    @menchTV 7 років тому +313

    Fun fact: Iran was among the first countries to recognise Israel as an official state, then un-recognised it after the revolution in 1979. Still, cheers from Iran

    • @kornburg14
      @kornburg14 7 років тому +1

      menchx do you still live there?

    • @תומרשאול-ת5מ
      @תומרשאול-ת5מ 7 років тому +17

      ExpectTheRevolution You clearly didn't understood who this guy is and what he was saying

    • @gzoten_785
      @gzoten_785 7 років тому +3

      menchx at that day the Iranians stabbed their Palestinian brothers in the back. sad thing

    • @gabiedubin
      @gabiedubin 7 років тому +1

      wasn't the same iran...

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 7 років тому +7

      LoL fuck palestine, you aren't brothers.

  • @rolfbause9523
    @rolfbause9523 7 років тому +398

    Touché Israel... touché :)! - Greetings from Germany

    • @AnomadAlaska
      @AnomadAlaska 7 років тому +65

      A German recognizing Israel with a French expression! Muy perfecto Señor!

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +10

      We love Germany. It wasn't a hit against u as much as it's poking fun :P

    • @LordCLecter
      @LordCLecter 7 років тому +10

      "touché" is widely used in English, as is "bon vivant", "bon appetit" or even the German "Zeitgeist"
      Globalisation, baby.... the dark ages are long over ;-)

  • @kerolosemil7733
    @kerolosemil7733 7 років тому +144

    Greetings from coptic Egyptians , peace ✌🏻

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael 7 років тому +7

      you alive ? :O

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf 4 роки тому +2

      كوبتك اديوت

    • @theklorg305
      @theklorg305 3 роки тому +3

      Greetings, I'm a Jew married to a Copt in Israel :)

  • @МаксимаЧапайкин
    @МаксимаЧапайкин 7 років тому +215

    This is even better than the first version. Your country is beautiful.
    Greetings from Russia :-)

    • @shanilemeow2942
      @shanilemeow2942 7 років тому +5

      Schwarz סתום, אחי. יש פה מלא תמיכה מגרמניה ואנשים שקיבלו את הבדיחות שעשינו על גרמניה, ומבינים את התפישה שלנו על בדיחות שואה. אתה סתם אידיוט. גרמניה היא ליברלית

    • @helianthus5381
      @helianthus5381 7 років тому +1

      Shani LeMeow dafuq

    • @mayacohen658
      @mayacohen658 7 років тому

      fuck you then

    • @aminekaoukab4547
      @aminekaoukab4547 7 років тому +2

      Israel doesn't exist a colonial system , some white boys from europ want a land in middle east go back to europ

    • @Mrbla-eg5xq
      @Mrbla-eg5xq 4 роки тому

      (:

  • @lisab5348
    @lisab5348 7 років тому +48

    One of my favourites so far, good job!

  • @s.a.3009
    @s.a.3009 7 років тому +70

    Respect for Israel!
    Greetings from Afghanistan

  • @duden1788
    @duden1788 7 років тому +414

    Greetings from Germany

    • @franzmustermann760
      @franzmustermann760 7 років тому +8

      duden178 yes hope we have more good time together

    • @michealmichealson323
      @michealmichealson323 7 років тому +4

      Franz Mustermann was für
      Good Time 😂

    • @franzmustermann760
      @franzmustermann760 7 років тому +9

      Biggie Smalls unvergessliche momente wie zb die reichsprogromnacht. momente für die ewigkeit

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 7 років тому +2

      Biggie Smalls Deutsch lernen weil er n Duden ist LoL

    • @onepiecefuture2905
      @onepiecefuture2905 7 років тому +2

      duden178 Halt maul

  • @aPache43211
    @aPache43211 7 років тому +30

    this is so far one of the best of them haha so dark I can't handle the humor-LOVE IT!
    Greetings from Germany :)

  • @albaperez2664
    @albaperez2664 7 років тому +98

    Dear Israel, you are the only one that don't really need to ask to be second! Because you really ARE... Your version is the best one!! Greetings from a Moroccan girl :D

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael 7 років тому +21

      big love to morccoo
      for me you are second lol

    • @mopmap4911
      @mopmap4911 6 років тому

      it's good but not the best, the best is the Moroccan version

    • @douwehuysmans5959
      @douwehuysmans5959 6 років тому

      Israel first America puppet

    • @oftomatobypotato9513
      @oftomatobypotato9513 6 років тому

      Alba Perez, Israel and Russia is sharing 2th spot.

  • @MaxB00M
    @MaxB00M 7 років тому +242

    Are those dislikes coming from the people who hate everything from israel, no matter what ? Cause the video is actually pretty funny

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +47

      I agree, it's sad to see it. As an Israeli I really like this show, they always make fun of our leaders and everything here with very good points. But some people just hear that we are Israelis and rage.
      Middle East needs more humor less religion.

    • @onepiecefuture2905
      @onepiecefuture2905 7 років тому +1

      FasterThanSound
      Israel kills palestine peole they are a terror organisation. Are you inform about that

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +22

      One Piece Future Stop lying Shanks

    • @moonflash007
      @moonflash007 7 років тому +17

      I'm muslim and I liked this video ^^ Even though we can have disagreements about foreign policy and politics at the end of the day all people want peace and that is what should matter ! Also this video was hilarious lol

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 7 років тому +2

      Moon Flash
      Whats about PALASTINE????!!!

  • @andreasbeckert6669
    @andreasbeckert6669 7 років тому +78

    I'm from Germany and i have to say your version of "nanana (country) second" was one of the best so far. The Mengele stuff was a bit overboard, but who am I to tell you what to laugh about. It was a great video. The part with the golden showers was the most hilarious part.

    • @shanilemeow2942
      @shanilemeow2942 7 років тому +2

      Mark Morris סתום. זו הייתה תגובה מקסימה ואפילו לא מסכימה לגמרי עם הבדיחות שואה ואתה אומר חרא. אנחנו לא טובים יותר צאף אחד, ותזכור לאיזה מקומות תפישות עולם לאומניות כאלה הביאו אותנו.

    • @barak363363
      @barak363363 7 років тому +12

      Mark Morris I think you are fake, because no israeli talks like that. You just want to make people hate us, so you talk "as an israeli" but in fact you aren't one.

  • @CamaroMann
    @CamaroMann 7 років тому +218

    "Fake jews", lol. Great work, guys!

    • @dilennoris6547
      @dilennoris6547 7 років тому +19

      شرف الدين الغرناطي #triggered

    • @mrxmed2857
      @mrxmed2857 7 років тому +7

      شرف الدين الغرناطي totally agree brother love from morocco

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf 4 роки тому

      יובל מוזס
      We did not ask your Help
      Destroying countries and playing the hero role :( so smart
      The show will not end here :)

    • @theodorherzl4695
      @theodorherzl4695 4 роки тому +2

      Everything is fake about them even this: www.bitchute.com/video/DxNSAd3p705P/

  • @barrackollama7077
    @barrackollama7077 7 років тому +67

    still love this Video
    -from Palestine.

    • @dor2858
      @dor2858 7 років тому +4

      :)

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +24

      Greetings to Palestine from Israel.

    • @barrackollama7077
      @barrackollama7077 7 років тому +10

      :D

    • @amirherman1609
      @amirherman1609 7 років тому +22

      Greetings from Israel! Keep on the hope, peace is not yet lost.

    • @barrackollama7077
      @barrackollama7077 7 років тому +26

      Amir Herman Yeah! :D
      #freeIsraelfromHamas
      #freePalestinefromhamas
      (getting rid of hamas)

  • @FinnReinhardt
    @FinnReinhardt 7 років тому +30

    This is a masterpiece
    -Greetings from germany

  • @monilibertine
    @monilibertine 7 років тому +56

    i love your humor!!! and btw Austrian Christoph Waltz actor's ex wife is Jewish and his kids...hello from Austria!!

    • @hiimetai7547
      @hiimetai7547 7 років тому +5

      glad you like it! greetings from Israel :)

    • @smokjah
      @smokjah 6 років тому

      Cristoph Waltz will be a total wiener as grandfather,he will be HUGE! :) Shalom to Austria from Israel!

  • @menteselecta2987
    @menteselecta2987 7 років тому +67

    "We circumcise our babies just to make sure that their penis won't look like he's wearing a pocho" Hahahah good one! Greetings from Colombia!

  • @anonym2002a
    @anonym2002a 7 років тому +42

    Greeting from India

  • @HypermarketCommodity
    @HypermarketCommodity 7 років тому +34

    jewish Humor i love it since i read all Kishon books.

  • @benedictus5657
    @benedictus5657 7 років тому +22

    This is the damn best one so far! Im from Germany as well and laughed my ass of!
    Pls make Israel second it really deserves it :D

  • @heeily9481
    @heeily9481 7 років тому +64

    I LOVE ISRAEL

    • @______7514
      @______7514 7 років тому +4

      Jaegerboss Why?

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +9

      I love Germany back :D

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 7 років тому +8

      I LOVE PALASTINE

    • @heeily9481
      @heeily9481 7 років тому +6

      haha wir sich dann hier gleich die Antisemiten tummeln, verpiist euch einfach in eure Löcher zurück :D

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 7 років тому +3

      Jaegerboss
      Habe semitische Freunde- Araber☺ Hoffe du weisst wie paradox dein Satz klingt.

  • @victorbotas5637
    @victorbotas5637 7 років тому +10

    One Of The Best Second Country Videos!
    Congratulations Israel From Portugal!

  • @lyncala
    @lyncala 7 років тому +135

    I'm from germany and I love this, good job^^still must say I feel conflicted about holocaust jokes because I was teached that way that its a serious matter and some ppl still suffer from it but then, I think using humor is a good way to move on without being held off from the past

    • @yjohnnyy618
      @yjohnnyy618 7 років тому +50

      welcome to israel, the world capital of dark humor.
      we are allways saying, "we are jews with everything we went through, if we didn't have dark humor, we didn't have humor at all...

    • @nickiwagner8235
      @nickiwagner8235 7 років тому +1

      lyncala I have Israeli friends and when they came up with this kind of jokes I was so shocked at first 😄😂

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +11

      As an Israeli, please feel free to tell me any joke, as long as it's remotely funny or creative I'll laugh. Shalom
      I bet Jew did Nazi that coming...

    • @leonbuchmuller2685
      @leonbuchmuller2685 7 років тому

      .

    • @Hadrian1993
      @Hadrian1993 7 років тому +12

      A Pole is making a confession to a priest.
      -Father, I hid a Jew.
      -That's nothing wrong. Other way it is a good thing to do.
      -Father, I made him to pay everyday.
      -That is nothing to be ashamed. Your risked your life.
      -Should I tell him that the war is long gone?

  • @aroddo2953
    @aroddo2953 7 років тому +102

    this was awesome. one can see why you control hollywood. :D
    Greetings from Germany!

    • @theodorherzl4695
      @theodorherzl4695 4 роки тому +3

      Remember it's anti-semitic if you mention this but not if they do it. Same with banking, academia, military industrial complex, the entertainment industry etc.

    • @gevorgvanarmenie9788
      @gevorgvanarmenie9788 4 роки тому

      @@theodorherzl4695 semetic is a race. Jews actually don't have a race. They are connected just with their religion.

    • @Eran_L
      @Eran_L 3 роки тому +1

      @@theodorherzl4695 And what is the problem woth that? Black americans say the N word in every sentence.

    • @levand3673
      @levand3673 3 роки тому

      @@gevorgvanarmenie9788 that's wrong.
      Jews are a ethno-religious group.

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 7 років тому +45

    This one is great! And so educational too

  • @TheMylium
    @TheMylium 7 років тому +78

    Big love from Germany ❤️ :D

    • @xvenge4nce193
      @xvenge4nce193 7 років тому +1

      TheMylium ?

    • @TheMylium
      @TheMylium 7 років тому

      Or „Greetings from Germany“, if you prefer ;-)
      I just love strangers who speak German :D

  • @mehdighk6486
    @mehdighk6486 7 років тому +162

    Greetings from Morocco :)

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael 7 років тому +19

      greetings to morocco :)

    • @Hhus01
      @Hhus01 7 років тому +7

      mehdi ghk Fucking Berbens

    • @a.elhamzaoui1124
      @a.elhamzaoui1124 7 років тому +6

      Zu Ehren des Hans Wurst was ist dein Problem?

    • @mehdighk6486
      @mehdighk6486 7 років тому +5

      Palestine HAHA they support the terrorist of Polisario.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +6

      Salam Aleykum bro, from Israel.

  • @casa8017
    @casa8017 7 років тому +100

    As a moroccan I love Israel! We lived in Morocco together for more than 100 years in peace! Morocco ❤ Israel!!

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael 7 років тому +4

      2000 years *
      my grandmother from casa :D

    • @casa8017
      @casa8017 7 років тому +4

      +marokaisrael Nice to hear!

    • @skalasidali3967
      @skalasidali3967 7 років тому +1

      Casa rouh ynikouk fi Israel

    • @skalasidali3967
      @skalasidali3967 7 років тому

      Sam Mia rouh ynikouk

    • @MoReal2
      @MoReal2 7 років тому +2

      Casa you are shit!

  • @TheQlamour
    @TheQlamour 7 років тому +72

    Greetings from a Muslim living in Germany. ❤❤ we are all one!

  • @IchabodCrane71
    @IchabodCrane71 7 років тому +18

    Hillariously good. So good, total winner! It´s the best, believe me, i checked it on Breitbart.
    And greetings from Berlin btw

  • @user-uk1tl4ct9y
    @user-uk1tl4ct9y 7 років тому +105

    Good video! Loved the fan joke and the fact that you picked up so much dumb shit Trump said. Really funny. Seems like you've got a good chance becoming second :D

  • @nilsmullah3447
    @nilsmullah3447 7 років тому +160

    that mengele joke :D
    nice humor! greetings from germany!

    • @Ockerlord
      @Ockerlord 7 років тому +4

      kurze Erklärung wäre nett, bin wohl zu blöde den Witz zu kapieren :D

    • @zaldarion
      @zaldarion 7 років тому +4

      I think it's about the separation of the people who has to use "the shower". left into barracks right to take a shower. I don't know if this is right, but to me it makes sense

    • @Nickname_42
      @Nickname_42 7 років тому +1

      mengele hatte zwar nen doktor.. aber war zu blöde um in eine richtung zu zeigen.. kurze erklärung

    • @MayhemicMAD
      @MayhemicMAD 7 років тому +8

      "Humor ist, wenn man trotzdem lacht."

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +5

      Greetings back. Guten Tag ^^

  • @iplaystuff2465
    @iplaystuff2465 7 років тому +40

    After mostly weak videos, finally another good one.

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 років тому +5

      I think Israel, Germany, and Switzerland are the best ones.

  • @cubi804
    @cubi804 7 років тому +17

    I'm German and this is one of the best! pretty dark humour! like it! :-) b

  • @ThailibanMedia
    @ThailibanMedia 7 років тому +8

    Well played Israel. Greeting from the shower guys.

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 7 років тому +6

    That was absolutely AWESOME!!! :D
    One of the best videos in the project for sure, great cut, great text, ist true, really good text, great humor. Isarel seems to be first among the seconds :)

  • @DerDiskotier
    @DerDiskotier 7 років тому +13

    Holy shit! That's a tough one. Well done, Israel!

  • @999.9finegold
    @999.9finegold 3 роки тому +10

    פעם ראשונה שאני רואה את הגאונות הזו
    נקרעתי

  • @cutterhamer
    @cutterhamer 7 років тому +33

    That's great! But sorry israel, switzerland is the second. We have Theodor Herzel. That's make switzerland greater!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. :-)

    • @sharonefee1426
      @sharonefee1426 5 років тому

      But he still wanted to have a Jewish country. XD Anyway, it's not a real competition. No coutry is perfect :)

  • @Samo46dr
    @Samo46dr 7 років тому +46

    greeting from Gaza

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 років тому +11

      Hope you are doing okay in Gaza.

    • @douwehuysmans5959
      @douwehuysmans5959 6 років тому +3

      I heard the children in Gaza are using Hamas as a human shield

    • @helloitsnate7890
      @helloitsnate7890 5 років тому

      Why are you wasting your internet time limit on UA-cam
      You have interment only one day every half year....

    • @mistergibzzz1948
      @mistergibzzz1948 4 роки тому

      B R U H

  • @Aintnofrankinthisone
    @Aintnofrankinthisone 7 років тому +14

    Greetings from Bavaria!

  • @thedave0207
    @thedave0207 7 років тому +20

    😂😂Greetings from the Netherlands

  • @jhonhani1488
    @jhonhani1488 7 років тому +13

    I`m so sad, i`ve never been to Israel , seems to be a lovely country :D

  • @yuvalseri7859
    @yuvalseri7859 7 років тому +42

    Omfg this is hilarious. I fucking love my country.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +2

      גם אני XD

    • @levlonog
      @levlonog 7 років тому +1

      Idan DrMeyuw my name is Idan Too! I've never seen someone who has the same name :)

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +2

      levlonog What ? lol
      Where are you from ? It's a pretty common name in Israel.

    • @aminekaoukab4547
      @aminekaoukab4547 7 років тому +1

      who doesn't love the coutry who kills children

    • @udlauchstmacshauchny2521
      @udlauchstmacshauchny2521 7 років тому

      Amine Kaoukab I was about to type the same thing! I agree. :)

  • @ljbroussard5519
    @ljbroussard5519 7 років тому +8

    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." ~ George Santayana.
    "Those who cannot laugh at their own pasts are screwed, total losers. So sad." ~ Me.
    ( Cette vidéo c'est est hilarante. Bien joué, l'Israël ! )

  • @PaulaHoell
    @PaulaHoell 7 років тому +18

    Very well done! :D
    And extremely funny introduction too!

  • @jorensjuppner7283
    @jorensjuppner7283 7 років тому +20

    nice :D
    greetings from germany

  • @zeynepcevik1010
    @zeynepcevik1010 7 років тому +10

    Wow, great video! Greetings from Austria.

  • @KingAlpaca
    @KingAlpaca 7 років тому +15

    Starts at 2:27

  • @the-mushroom-is-on-fire4759
    @the-mushroom-is-on-fire4759 7 років тому +29

    nice ....greetings from Germany to Israel.

  • @surayamansveld6847
    @surayamansveld6847 7 років тому +10

    Shalommm!! A dutchie girl here!!! Greetz from the Netherlands!! Peace for Yeruzalem!

  • @agonagoni1315
    @agonagoni1315 7 років тому +27

    Long live Israel from Albania

  • @simplysalamat7893
    @simplysalamat7893 7 років тому +12

    Love and greetings from Iran ❤

  • @Idan-tc5rt
    @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +18

    I'm from Israel and I love Iranians. I hope you don't hate us all because our retarded government rhetoric.
    I know that your government doesn't speak for all of you. Salam.
    And Guten Tag for Germany & Goededag for Netherlands for starting this awesome campaign :D

    • @Someone-bz3el
      @Someone-bz3el 7 років тому +1

      Israeli govt says it won't tolerate Irans attacks on Israel or Iran support and funding for terrorism in Israel - "retarded government rhetoric" to typical Israeli leftist brainless

    • @Tamir-Barkahan
      @Tamir-Barkahan 7 років тому

      All the smolanim like you are cringeworthy. Seriously? Iran actively works to kill Jews throughout the world and the government is "retarded" for speaking out against this? You're a goddamn genius.

    • @hiimetai7547
      @hiimetai7547 7 років тому +2

      seems like the Yeminim can't understand that there is diffrences between people and goverment.

    • @Tamir-Barkahan
      @Tamir-Barkahan 7 років тому +1

      Seems the smolanim have yet to realise that the government is democratically-elected by the people.

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +1

      I'm not even a Smolani, just not a hater like you. I think most people just want to live in peace.

  • @kevinstarlike
    @kevinstarlike 7 років тому +5

    "don't smoke near the showers"
    I. Fucking. Died.

  • @Idan-tc5rt
    @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +3

    Even when we make fun of ourselves some racists come to dislike it cuz they are triggered by our existence...
    Learn to laugh at yourself, your past, your leaders, even your own opinions. If you do that maybe you will have better time improving your own countries too (instead of being stuck in the past).

    • @jamescooper5028
      @jamescooper5028 7 років тому +1

      Idan DrMeyuw
      it doesnt matter what you do, for the racist scums is everything wrong.

  • @apfelschorle1988
    @apfelschorle1988 7 років тому +48

    Why everybody understood the "Von Ihnen aus links oder von mir aus?".

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 7 років тому +27

      Apfel Schorle they didn't... the one with the glasses laughed as a joke like he understood, and said "yeah it's what my grandfather said too" (and his grandparents borned in Yemen..)

    • @monastangley561
      @monastangley561 7 років тому +1

      I didn´t. :(

    • @Deolrin
      @Deolrin 7 років тому +2

      I'm Israeli and I didn't get it. Care to explain please?

    • @muece
      @muece 7 років тому +64

      Mengele was a doctor and worked in Auschwitz. He experimented on humans and decided who's still 'useful' for him and who has to die immediately. When he told someone to go on the left side, it meant that person is about to get killed right away

    • @WhistleFantasy
      @WhistleFantasy 7 років тому +11

      The woman that answered apparently understood it, since she repeated it with a Persian accent in Hebrew. Or she was told the meaning in advance (this show is scripted).

  • @benoba3352
    @benoba3352 7 років тому +2

    I am a Dutch Israeli so this is just the best.

  • @corbeau-_-
    @corbeau-_- 7 років тому +4

    "when the german people ask me something, I do it! I don't just do it, I do exactly what they ask!" ahaha
    great video, the best wishes from the Netherlands. Tremendous efforts have been made, great videos from all over the world, fantastic!

  • @FinnAesthetic
    @FinnAesthetic 7 років тому +20

    bad bad Germans.. hahaha greetings from Germany

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 7 років тому +15

    lol great sense of humour =)

  • @johannesgieseler2251
    @johannesgieseler2251 7 років тому +4

    wer ist noch Deutsch und kann nicht mehr aufhören zu Lachen 😂

  • @kaidrache2395
    @kaidrache2395 7 років тому +7

    Great video! Probably the tenth or eleventh "second" vid I've looked today, but this one is extremely great. Love the shameless humor ;)
    Greetings from Germany guys, keep the good work up.

  • @TheNrwfighter
    @TheNrwfighter 7 років тому +11

    Good Video, greatings from germany

  • @spitymaeh
    @spitymaeh 7 років тому +34

    lol so funny. Much love from Germany.

  • @SeanStrife
    @SeanStrife 7 років тому +5

    Man... I was dead set on Finland being the funniest one so far but... goddamn, Israel's really making a case for themselves here, I might have to rethink this. And I should be more qualified to speak as to who should be second... seeing as I'm American.

  • @isabellacammalleri8489
    @isabellacammalleri8489 7 років тому +27

    Well done Israel!

  • @alexa4117
    @alexa4117 7 років тому +10

    Shit I'm watching all the second videos right now... we cant really compete with them haha. Very funny video!
    Greetings from Germany

  • @kornburg14
    @kornburg14 7 років тому +5

    One of the best "second" vidoes
    i saw so far XD Some jokes was so dark, like my slaves
    greetings from germany :)

  • @mxewris2355
    @mxewris2355 7 років тому +2

    This was definitely one of the best so far :)

  • @MegaLilli123
    @MegaLilli123 7 років тому +6

    that video makes me love israel more

  • @Zetauri
    @Zetauri 7 років тому +14

    Aliens first, hoomons second

  • @antoniocesaro5176
    @antoniocesaro5176 7 років тому +18

    This was awesome !! :D why so many disslikes ?

    • @Idan-tc5rt
      @Idan-tc5rt 7 років тому +9

      They hate us for existing, not just our leaders or anything. Even when we make fun of ourselves it hurts them somehow. They will never be able to laugh at themselves & stay stuck in the 7th century :)

    • @antoniocesaro5176
      @antoniocesaro5176 7 років тому +3

      Humans are just garbage my friend i know how you feeling :) im a gypsy from germany and i love u guys our people have gone trough the same thing ,we will always feel conected with you guys :)

    • @greenman7210
      @greenman7210 7 років тому

      Antonio Cesaro German and Israel good friends(:, the Nazis killed half from my family, but I love German you changed and you are good people (:. (from Israel)

    • @antoniocesaro5176
      @antoniocesaro5176 7 років тому

      gamepro go im a gypsy my friend just because i live in germany it doesent make me a german :D so sad .. the nazis killed a lot of my Familiy too .. i just can tell u that some germans are very nice and against nazis but some other germans are still freaking racists espacilly now because of the many refugees coming to germany

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 років тому

      Because some people hit dislike if they even see the word "Israel"

  • @mehdikharrat
    @mehdikharrat 7 років тому +19

    lmao
    great video ..
    greetings from Morocco ❤

  • @felixr.4177
    @felixr.4177 7 років тому +15

    that's so funny ( i am german)

  • @waltertaljaard1488
    @waltertaljaard1488 7 років тому +2

    I'm Dutch and | love this.

  • @maue11
    @maue11 7 років тому +66

    israel is already first , why u guys want to be second ??

    • @marokaisrael
      @marokaisrael 7 років тому +4

      haha

    • @Macorian
      @Macorian 7 років тому +4

      Indeed!

    • @pierphurba3928
      @pierphurba3928 7 років тому +5

      >> When you want to win every competition, then also the competition to be second is important.
      Unfortunately we, the Netherlands, are one step ahead of you.
      But still we wish you a good and sporty game.
      See you at the price ceremony..

  • @Hhus01
    @Hhus01 7 років тому +27

    #freepalestine

    • @Йемена
      @Йемена 7 років тому +4

      Zu Ehren des Hans Wurst nazi

    • @onepiecefuture2905
      @onepiecefuture2905 7 років тому +8

      Zu Ehren des Hans Wurst
      FREIHEIT FÜR GAZA UND PALÄSTINA

    • @ForeverLPT
      @ForeverLPT 7 років тому +1

      JMextreme jaja alles Nazis xd
      ich als Kommunist finde die nazikeule sowas von minderbemittelt ^^

  • @janniksiewert7732
    @janniksiewert7732 7 років тому +3

    Best video of the "competition" so long :D

  • @dschaydschee
    @dschaydschee 7 років тому +12

    Israel first, Palestine second 😢

    • @Majin_Mustafa
      @Majin_Mustafa 7 років тому +3

      dschaydschee Palestine first Israel can go to hell

    • @natalienovitski5576
      @natalienovitski5576 7 років тому +6

      ان شاء الله. Greetings from Israel :)

    • @stanislavkogan
      @stanislavkogan 7 років тому +7

      You probably meant "palestine" never. :)

    • @onepiecefuture2905
      @onepiecefuture2905 7 років тому +2

      dschaydschee
      Israel last or better Israel no exist bastard

  • @CrispyRob
    @CrispyRob 7 років тому +19

    😂😂

  • @MRTNBLND77
    @MRTNBLND77 7 років тому +2

    Very nice this kind of humor...like that! You are my heroes! best greetings and you are my first!
    best greetings from germany.

  • @jitkasoliman7580
    @jitkasoliman7580 7 років тому +6

    Perfect!!! LOL!!srael won the competition. Greetings from Germany!

  • @axlslak
    @axlslak 7 років тому +13

    love from romania. we are one.

  • @Nope-ln4yj
    @Nope-ln4yj 5 років тому +4

    A BIG FAN; THATS A HUGE COMPLIMENT FROM A GUY WHOSE WORST FEAR IS A BIG FAN I LAUGHED MY ASS OF SO HARD

  • @maxmustermann-ie6ic
    @maxmustermann-ie6ic 7 років тому +2

    Finally another one!
    Greetings from Germany!! :D

  • @marrocainboy8865
    @marrocainboy8865 7 років тому +26

    this is Not Israel this is palestina

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 7 років тому +19

      no, palestine it's south to Narnia

    • @FireOfTheDrgon
      @FireOfTheDrgon 7 років тому +7

      never was palestine , never going to be .
      THE END

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 7 років тому +3

      👍Forever Palastine

    • @yigalgurevitch2936
      @yigalgurevitch2936 7 років тому +2

      yes this is Palestine. it is not an arab nor islamic land. arab and islamic land is "saudi Arabia". arab muslims are occupiers + of 21 other countries they occupy. palestine is a jewish land. and jews have the authority to call it as the jews please.

    • @muslimturkislam1396
      @muslimturkislam1396 7 років тому +1

      יגאל גורביץ
      Stop with the lies!

  • @abby-tr5ib
    @abby-tr5ib 7 років тому +11

    best one

  • @daroletibuza
    @daroletibuza 7 років тому +15

    A great great Video :D 👍
    Greetings from Germany :b

  • @konstm.s.236
    @konstm.s.236 7 років тому +4

    This is beautifuly edited!

  • @tobik9278
    @tobik9278 7 років тому +4

    I laughed so hard about that "big fan" joke that I peed myself a little bit (good golden shower) 😂
    Great, great video.
    Greetings vom Germany 👋🏻

  • @lifeinpictures
    @lifeinpictures 7 років тому +5

    Wow, awesome video. Great job!!