*Listener storms into Guzma's room* : MY BACK IS HURTING FROM THIS CHAIR I'M SITTING IN, WHERE'S THE TYLENOL? Guzma: ... what? *Listener flops onto the floor* : IF I LAY DOWN FLAT ON THE FLOOR IT USUALLY, KINDA FIXES IT.
Guzma: "You know all about my hands" Me: *chugging holy water* Guzma: "I ain't forgot" Me: *dives into an ice bath* Guzma: "Just thinking about puttin in work. That's all." Me: *runs 20k* Guzma: "Don't you know I like it when you're good for me?" Me: *mErCy* Guzma: "Oooo....Yeah I feel that" My bsf: "Friends, simps, we are gathered here to day in memory of this young woman. Who died while listening to this audio bc it was indeed, too sexy."😔
Being one of this man's grunt's is a trial by horny fire. I don't blame a single one of em for a second if they have huge stupid crushes on him and plumeria, both of em are amazing. technically it is a chair-ity. How could you call back the massage one! That one was fire! and agh this grunt listener is so unsubtle. I genuinely choked on air with that workout one, geeze. These scripts are spicy as hell. Once again you are doing a marvelous job with all of these, keep up the good work!
Just came back from the shower and I saw THIS I stopped all my music, plugged my earphones in and click on the video! all praise our king Yuuri for feeding us with sweet boi content
Guzma has always been my favourite character in any type of thing ! He may seen rude and everything but he isn't,he is just protective of his gang members,he considers them as a family and i was always happy to play on my DS and seeing all the cinematics of him or just going see him xD 'w' but i never knew like i was a simp for him like Bruhh of Technoblade xD I hella love him and nobody is going to tell me he's bad and blah blah blah. I adore this caring and protective guy so let meh bee a bee
Me when i saw the thumbnail: "What those *hands* do?" They draw, what the fucc else they supposed to do?- if you're talking bout yours then i hope they make a mean burrito cuz im s t a r v i n "Wierd noises" 👁👄👁💧 "But if youre tryin to get some stiffness- nevermind" Nono, continue. *Dont be shy*
![ASMR Roleplay: Giving Guzma A Thorough Massage [Moaning] [Teasing]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fWaD0xNPEWs/mqdefault.jpg)
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![ASMR Roleplay: Guzma Wakes You Up [Cute & Flirty] [Team Skull]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GIk1ygeUdVo/mqdefault.jpg)
Listener: You’re my Tylenol
Guzma: what
Listener, sitting on his lap: Do your magic, serotonin giver
HELP TRU TRU
* Wheeze *
Me, eating ice cream: "oooh guzma" * clicks video *
Guzma: *hot sleepy voice*
Me: **chokes on ice cream** AYO CHILLLLL
SAME
Me but with hot, h o t tea..😭
@@Lanrikidagoat OH NO- 💀
@@briskidoesstuff oh no no no no no💀
@@Lanrikidagoat RIP IG-
okay but Guzma and the grunts making Tik Toks is actually hilarious
I would love to see that lol
His username is XxTeamSkullBoss666xX☠️ but it's already taken so it's just SkullZ829
If they all have a Team account, Plumeria has to monitor to content
Fuschia mom to the rescue of those nerds
@@SaffronDarkFlame same here xD
I'm always flustered when I see Guzma x Listener
Same 😂
same
@@Ryo_Twichy bokuto?
@Baby owl Uh hi
Same here
Ah yes the Guzma thirst has been quench for the time being with this audio.
Him: this ain’t TicTok
Me: there’s TicTok in Alola?
All of this is like how many innuendos can you fit into 8 minutes and 15 seconds.
Correct. LOL
@@YuuriVoice i love it, lol. Thanks.
The way “dirty” was said tickles something just right in my brain. It’s odd.
*Listener storms into Guzma's room* : MY BACK IS HURTING FROM THIS CHAIR I'M SITTING IN, WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?
Guzma: ... what?
*Listener flops onto the floor* : IF I LAY DOWN FLAT ON THE FLOOR IT USUALLY, KINDA FIXES IT.
WHY R U CALLING ME OUT LMFAOO
Ah yes
Guzma: are you-
Listener: I AM A FLOPPY FISH WATCH ME LEAVE BITCH
@@neringaalekniene8976 hate to see me go but love to watch me leave!
WHY ARE WE DOING CRACK
@@TacobellsDiavolosauce because y e s
my back is so busted that i'm lowkey more excited thinking about the massage than the other stuff
Bro, I fuckin NEED one!
My left leg's cramping like a bitch so I'm suffering
I have a worse posture compared to my cousin. And he makes ME MASSAGE HIM!! 😭😭
Guzma: "You know all about my hands"
Me: *chugging holy water*
Guzma: "I ain't forgot"
Me: *dives into an ice bath*
Guzma: "Just thinking about puttin in work. That's all."
Me: *runs 20k*
Guzma: "Don't you know I like it when you're good for me?"
Me: *mErCy*
Guzma: "Oooo....Yeah I feel that"
My bsf: "Friends, simps, we are gathered here to day in memory of this young woman. Who died while listening to this audio bc it was indeed, too sexy."😔
Not me stopping school work to listen to this. No... never.
Okay but the callback to the old massage video? I caaaan't it is one of my favorites from the old Guzma series
Not him coming in with the "boo"😩✋✨
NOT YOUR NAME AND PFP SJSHJSNS
THE PFP IS SENDING ME 😂😂
@@12berry.B just got to appreciate the thighs yunno 😌✋
@@Cherri. yes yes Thick thighs Better lives or small thighs bigger lives
@@12berry.B thighs are best body part and the comfy-est pillows
Guzma: Just thinking about puttin in work.
Us: Putting it in where?
... I’ll see myself out.
the dirty puns are killing me 😂
I saw Guzma and clicked faster than sonic, the flash or Iida. You want to see speed, i'll show you real speed
“You wanna see some real speed, betch?”
@Strange Child if i had to race Iida i would win if it meant i got to see Guzma
Asthma be damned, ill be THERE for Guzma. My simping knows no bounds!!
THE AMOUNT OF BLUSHING IM DOING IS ASTRONOMICAL 🤣
Guzma: I can think of a few ways to loosen you up.
Me: *Does f-boy face*
Guzma: Don’t make that face.
5:20
Cut the cameras
the fact that i was trying to find Guzma content and this gets uploaded
also me being in class: 🥺😭
Why tf do I smile all the time when I listen to a Guzma listener or see him...
I'm a simple girl.
I see Guzma,
I click.
Wow bakugo your a girl?
Omg Kastuki no-
wtf..
i- bruh
@@eliseaddison6767 i kill people
5:50-6:29 was literally the best part 😭
the raspiness, the greatness, yuuri you have blessed us
i raced to grab my headphones-
Glad to see Guzma is back at it again with his sweet and sexy self!
This made me giggle so many times, I love this dynamic!
him: 'mention tiktok'
me:'has tiktok in my tabs' 👁️^👁️💧
_--///~T_T~-_--_-#-_-||←_←→_→-_-b-_-!T_T*^▁^*::>___o__3.
Omg me too 😂😂✌️
Yo, currently without my headphones so I can't actually listen but I'm here :v
H O O B O Y came back with headphones and 🥴 that is all.
Dude same :/
I'm sorry that you can't experience this audio at the moment but I hope you can in the near future
Poor u-
Isn't it crazy the comments u see of ppl who listen in the same room as their parents without headphones? That's so wild XD
@@preface6612 I mean the only one in the living room is me so..
I can be in the worst depression rut and ya boi always fixes it. This is the content I die for.
THE BEGINNING OML 😫
i was just wondering about todays audio and we´ve been blessed. thank you yuuri.
Guzma: *"I WAS EVEN GONNA MAKE A JOKE. THAT WAS NOT EVEN MEANT TO BE DIRTY"*
THE WAY HE SAID IT GOT ME ROLLING
Stop- I was blushing the whole time😭
WHY AM I SUCH A SIMP FOR THIS SWIMMER GOGGLE MAN
I can't help but melt my heart just melts
uh no officer i am definitely NOT flustered listening to this while i'm doing homework, my family watching my reactions as they pass by, no sir.
NO CAUSE IM LITERALLY DOING THE SAME THING 😭😭
I imagine guzma making tiktoks like: *insert lip biting emoji here*
BAHAHAH
Dude I needed a new Guzma audio so badly, thanks so much 💕
Just imagine the squad making bets on when listener will go into Guzmas room
my spine is genuinely killing me so i feel genuinely excited about this fake massage OWNDKWNDKWNS
*sees Guzma*
*clicks aggressively while making wild grabs for my earbuds*
Meanwhile me: What are earbuds? 😃
Same bruh
bruh it has become difficult to keep a straight face now with him around my parents bc im listening to this while studying
Wow amazing, the asmr visual novel only got better!
3:41 bro that groan got me flusterd real quick
I saw this in my recommend and I screamed-
Being one of this man's grunt's is a trial by horny fire. I don't blame a single one of em for a second if they have huge stupid crushes on him and plumeria, both of em are amazing.
technically it is a chair-ity.
How could you call back the massage one! That one was fire! and agh this grunt listener is so unsubtle.
I genuinely choked on air with that workout one, geeze. These scripts are spicy as hell.
Once again you are doing a marvelous job with all of these, keep up the good work!
Yurri it's always when I'm anxious you post.
THE ARTWORK THE ARTWORK THE ARTWORK
i’ve never clicked on a video so fast, i love ur guzma content
Child... stop your INNOCENT cloud queen
@@rikiamomobami4955 i like the sound of cloud queen, but i.. am not as innocent as i seem
@@miko_as7500 *sighs*
@@rikiamomobami4955 I mean what do you expect? She is part of the 🔪MurderSquad🔪
@@notyoureverydayhumannumber6211 LMFAO YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT
Just came back from the shower and I saw THIS I stopped all my music, plugged my earphones in and click on the video! all praise our king Yuuri for feeding us with sweet boi content
AND the shoutout of the old audio PERFECT
Thank you for the meal- 😌✨
itadakimasu
This is some serious gourmet shit
I can't wait for the next one Guzma gets me blushing
Me patiently waiting for more Cloud videos
Tho also love the Guzma videos changed my whole perspective on him
I SAW GUZMA AND I RAN 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️
Guzma. Got. The. Nastiest. Mouth. 🤤🤤
Not him bringing up tik tok thirst traps😭😭😭😭😭
IKR
I had to wait for school to end so I could watch this 😭🙏🏻
Lol same didnt want any diStrAcTions~~~~~
@@kristinaricketts3247 yes NONE
HELL YEAH I WAS WAITING FOR MORE GUZMAAAAA
Not the "Aight, bet" 😭🤚
I love how we offered fiery hot cheetos for a massage🤣
Thats accurately something I would do 💀
Sorry but just “pop a squat” as an Aussie that means something soooo different here lmfao hahahahahha
Guzma has always been my favourite character in any type of thing !
He may seen rude and everything but he isn't,he is just protective of his gang members,he considers them as a family and i was always happy to play on my DS and seeing all the cinematics of him or just going see him xD
'w' but i never knew like i was a simp for him like Bruhh of Technoblade xD
I hella love him and nobody is going to tell me he's bad and blah blah blah.
I adore this caring and protective guy so let meh bee a bee
This is why I love Guzma :)
Him: pop-a-squat
Me: pop a WHAT?!
Is it bad I got my boyfriend hooked on guzma asmr? He might even see this comment later, hello love of my life😘
When you come here out of curiosity and you die: 🪞
best thing to do before sleeping 🥲
Missing assignments can wait 😌
Me when I’m supposed to be going to bed then I see this:
My mind: don’t click
Me: sleep can wait!
More Guzma content! It's boo-time!
He’s back!!!!!!!!
Me: wants to hug someone
Also me: ...
*hates being touched*
Same
i have a super late math assignment due and yet here is youtube, giving me this
the universe REALLY doesnt want me to do my math
Here some math for ya
UA-cam + Math Homework = Unfinished Assignments
@@manaalmoosa7977 × much flusteredness
the grunts: 🧍
*Ive been waiting for this*
guzma: 😏
me: I JUST WANTED CUDDLES-
*lipbites
Guzma: "dont make that face''
Yo idk why but im laughing too hard when he says "pop a squat"
HELP WHY IS HE SO SAUVE IN THIS ONE
Ah yes g u z m a t i m e⏰✨
Yes sipping that tea- Breaks glass* AW Shat we gonna do it-
@@brucewmartin76 LMAO
Ah yes before bed audios ekekeke
I will get a goodnight sleep after this ekekeke
I always get flush and flustered with Guzma and my pastal boy, 🥰🥰 Yuuri your my favorite 💙
Omg you should try Raihan, but your Guzma is my favorite
It's 5 in the morning... bye sleep! 😃✨
Duude ita 511 were im at lmao saammmee
Its*
Always show up for Guzma 👌🏻
Me when i saw the thumbnail: "What those *hands* do?"
They draw, what the fucc else they supposed to do?- if you're talking bout yours then i hope they make a mean burrito cuz im s t a r v i n
"Wierd noises"
👁👄👁💧
"But if youre tryin to get some stiffness- nevermind"
Nono, continue. *Dont be shy*
Why does Guzma gotta be like this getting me all flustered and stuff? Aghhh. 🥵🖤
2:00
Sir I’ll give you a hot chip dorito AND a back of hot Cheetos. Take it or leave it💀
Yay guzma you came in at the right time because I am sick sadly
Yo same-
4:17
Aizawa: same thing for All Might and Deku..
He's a person that stole my heart
*WITHOUT CONCENT* but that's ok I'll allow it this time🤣
With a lil bit of of trauma and an insane amount of guzma audios you to can look like me ka-chow✋🏻
last time we saw him was a month ago, damnnn
also aH i love him i- 💘💞💖
Everytime man everytime...I cant with the voice it gets me butterflys i dont wantvto say excited bc then i feel durty
Oooof
What those hands do?~
Me: wiGGle
Sometimes I ask myself if I simp for Guzma or if I simp for YuuriVoice Guzma.....
Not me simping for Guzma a lot more that what I should😳
Welcome to the club lol I suggest checking out Pinterest 😏
One word. CUDDLING
“What’s up boo?”
Me: I can finally rest now…😌 sleepytime
MY BODY IS READY MAN
I saw guzma x listener i clicked so fast😓