SMASH OR PASS: ALL 1123 POKEMON AND VARIANTS
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Honestly, the pauses and hesitations tell us more than the actual decision.
Already laughing as soon as he paused thoughtfully at Charmeleon
What is he imaging when he pauses? Yeah. Get *those* images out your head, can't be done, I've tried
This dude wants to be manhandled. Bulky Pokemon are definitely his type
@@johnmartinez7440 yeah lmao
The pause on metapod had me dying
I think the Pokémon sprite being angled with its backside toward the viewer increases the smash rate by about 30 percent
man got the SCIENCE
That Keldeo sprite, though. Good grief.
Same with blastoise with that seductive look over the shoulder
Lapras is just asking for it
Don't forget about the eyes, having seductive eyes increases smash ratings by about 50 percent
Funniest moments are when he takes 5 seconds to really think about it before passing or just chuckling at first look.
I imagine he's envisioning them with a big donger
The rumbling background noise really adds to it
He’s appreciating the aesthetic but not enough to smash
Looking at cloyster like…. 🫢
Except when he just quckly smashes Vaporeon. Before he has the time to show any emotion.
Pokemon: "The worst he can say is pass"
Sung won: "Ew, pass"
When this series was created in the early mid 90's before the internet was public the creator could never have imagined that a viral trend in 2022 would be smashing or passing pokemon as done by many online...its kinda insane to think about
“Oh GOD pass”
Lol, I read this just as he said it! ✌️
I like how he, without fail, smashed all the Eeveelutions.
Wouldn't you?
Something something Vaporeon
It's not illegal if they're fictional
Based and Cultured
Umbrussy
That Blastoise decision required A LOT of thought
It had such a coy stance though, looking over shoulder with shell/tail exposed.. how u pass on that?
@@Sheriff_K yeah it's definitly the stance
I really thought he was gonna go smash on that one.
Holy shit someone actually spelled “a lot” correctly
thought and sacrifice
Comprehensive list of all the Pokémon ProZD would smash (plus timestamps as evidence):
Charizard 0:40
Charizard (Mega X) 0:46
Charizard (Gigantamax) 0:47
Blastoise (Gigantamax) 1:10
Nidorina 2:23
Nidoqueen 2:28
Nidoking 2:33
Ninetails 2:47
Ninetails (Alolan) 2:49
Wigglytuff 2:58
Vileplume 3:12
Meowth (Alolan) 3:36 ("Oh sh*t")
Arcanine 4:02
Arcanine (Hisuian) 4:04
Poliwrath 4:11
Machoke 4:22
Machamp 4:36
Machamp (Gigantamax) 4:37
Ponyta 4:55
Ponyta (Galarian) 5:00
Rapidash 5:03
Rapidash (Galarian) 5:06
- 5:16 Where he started losing his mind -
Farfetch'd (Galarian) 5:34
Marowak (Alolan) 6:30
Hitmonchan 6:34
Scyther 7:14
Lapras 7:37
Lapras 7:39
Ditto 7:41
Vaporeon 7:50
Jolteon 7:51
Flareon 7:54
Articuno 8:14
Articuno (Galarian) 8:16
Moltres 8:21
Dragonair 8:28
Mewtwo 8:34
Bayleef 8:50
Typhlosion (Hisuian) 9:02
Ampharos (Mega) 9:39
Espeon 10:00
Umbreon 10:01
Misdreavus 10:08
Sneasel 10:38
Sneasel (Hisuian) 10:41
Houndoom (Mega) 11:04
- 11:10 Where he says "Oh I have a headache" -
- 11:15 Passes on Stantler but makes a lewd comment on it -
Blissey 11:28
Entei 11:32
Suicune 11:36
Tyranitar 11:42
Lugia 11:55
Celebi 12:00
Blaziken 12:39
Blaziken (Mega) 12:41
Swampert (Mega) 12:46
Kirlia 13:19
Gardevoir 13:21
Gardevoir (Mega) 13:22
Hariyama 13:41
Mawile 13:50
Mawile (Mega) 13:52
Roselia 14:11
Altaria (Mega) 14:51
Zangoose 14:55
Milotic 15:22
Absol 15:39
Absol (Mega) 15:41
Latias 16:11
Deoxys (Speed) 16:36
- 16:56 *Aggressively stretches* -
- 17:45 Allergic to bees -
Lopunny 18:12
Lopunny (Mega) 18:14
Mismagius 18:16
Glameow 18:21
Lucario 18:46
Lucario (Mega) 18:48
Weavile 19:12
Leafeon 19:24
Glaceon 19:25
Gallade (Mega) 19:34
- 19:45 He denies rumours about his phone -
- 19:54 *Confusion* -
Arceus 20:15
Servine 20:32
Emboar 20:42
Liepard 20:58
Unfezant (Female) 21:27
Audino (Mega) 21:43
Leavanny 22:01
Lilligant 22:11
Lilligant (Hisuian) 22:13
Zoroark (Hisuian) 22:49
- 23:40 *Getting progressively more irate* -
Mienshao 24:02
Virizion 24:30
Keldeo (Resolute) 24:55
Meloetta (Aria) 24:57
Meloetta (Pirouette) 24:59
Braixen 25:20
Delphox 25:22
Greninja 25:26
Greninja (Ash) 25:32
Florges 25:49
Pangoro 25:54
Sylveon 26:30
- 26:41 "Ew" -
Diancie (Mega) 27:08
Decidueye 27:30
Incineroar 27:35
Oricorio (Pom Pom) 27:58
Oricorio (Baile) 28:01
Lycanroc (Dusk) 28:10
Salazzle 28:28
Steenee 28:33
Tsareena 28:35
Tapu Lele 29:01
Tapu Fini 29:04
Solgaleo 29:08
Lunala 29:12
Buzzwole 29:18
Pheromosa 29:19
Zeraora 29:46
Cinderace (Gigantamax) 30:13
Gossifleur 30:35
Toxtricity (Low Key) 31:04
Toxtricity (Amped) 31:09
Hatterene 31:22
Hatterene (Gigantamax) 31:24
Sirfetch'd 31:41
Alcremie 31:47
Alcremie (Gigantamax) 31:50 "I'll smash a cake"
Frosmoth 31:59
Zacian 32:25
Urshifu (Single Strike) 32:36
Spectrier 32:51
[ Tallying all of those up, the Pokémon type that appears in ProZD's smash list most often is Fighting (25), followed by Fire (22). So his optimal smashable Pokémon is therefore a fire/fighting type. Least smashable is Ground and Rock, both tied at only 4 appearances. ]
Commendable dedication
If the pokemon are sorted by generation then would you put the (lets say) galarian rapidash in gen 1 or gen 8? What about g-max forms
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@@EMOJlZ yeah personally I would order them according to the generation they released in (so Galarian Rapidash would be gen 8) but here I just followed the video
@@Crestalus Thank you. I did this instead of studying for my uni assignment.
'All variants' only has the F version of unown? We need to know this man's sexual opinion on every letter and some punctuation!
F
We need all bajillion spinda patterns
They really have "activated" Unova legends and fat Pikachu but not the Unown with the most perfect shape
@@WaTTa97 THAT might be a little too far, but we do need shiny variants.
I was waiting for all 18 versions of Arceus and Silvally lol
Love how exasperated he gets when it hits on him how tedious this task actually is.
Te way he scrunchs up his nose lol. He already looks like some exotic pug with how flat it is its just hilarious to see his expressions.
“hits on him” is possibly my favorite Freudian slip ever, thanks!
Every male would smash the brown bunny pokemon...she's a playboy bunny
@@razkable only furries would
@@doinyourmom7236 no need to be a furry to appreciate beauty
The fact that he showed remorse for not smashing Unfezant Female by going too fast is hysterical
Number??
21:10
He had some real missed opportunities with the likes of Delcatty and Medicham.
@@chrissessions6108 gotta smash all of Team Charm; Lopunny, Gardevoir and Medicham
ProZD seeing Scyther's arms: "kinda dangerous, pass"
ProZD with a horse that is literally on fire: "smash"
Looks like Someone doesn't know the anime lore... (light-hearted joke)
He smashed scyther
Didn't watch the anime I see lol
@AlphaWolfRex896 I could be wrong, but I think they mean how in one of the first few seasons, they introduce lore that explains that if a ponyta/rapidash trusts you then the fire won’t burn you. (The context was that Ash had to participate in a rapidash racing event)
Looks like someone didn't watch the video
I love watching him say smash to one but pass to a form that's almost identical, like he'd only do zacian if it had the sword in its mouth.
"No babe, the swords stays on during sex"
Well yeah, I'm only attracted to pokémon with a sword too. ;P
@@kamikeserpentail3778 or if it is the sword?
Smashes Latias, passes Latios leaving me bewildered.
He said smash to Bayleef but then passed Meganium somehow
literally burst out laughing when you paused and "hmmm"d at machoke
4:21
I can't believe Machoke took that much deliberation but Machamp was an immediate smash
The chuckle on Cloister got me
I couldn't get over the fact he said "smash" to Vileplume immediately
The confused hesitant SMAAAAASH?? For glameow got me. That poor baby kitty…
"I don't want to fuck appliances."
Are you willing to say that to Refrigerator-senpai?
This may even be a bolder endeavor than eating every menu item from Taco Bell. Good luck, sir.
Watching trough this is even bigger endeavor
honestly i think mark was a lot more open minded in his smash or pass...
this website should give you a detailed breakdown of smash to pass ratios so you know which gens, types, etc are the most and least fuckable
That is an excellent idea.
I was hoping it did lol
We need more hard data!
"Oh wow, Gardevoir and Lopunny are the top of the list. What a surprise."
rule34 (xxx, not paheal) has this exact thing, rest assured
I love how he laughs sometimes as if the prospect of fucking this Pokémon is so wild, despite the fact that he’s playing Pokémon smash or pass
And sometimes its dead serious
This is the most defeated/exhausted I've ever heard someone sound in a video. Didn't make the video any less amazing though. I mostly agree with your takes on which Pokemon you'd smash, which is an odd sentence. Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to explore pokemon sexuality.
The man passed on Gothitelle.
@@johnr797 I did say mostly.
The man passed on Unovian Zoroark, but smashed Hisuian Zoroark.
I respect it, even if I don't understand it.
I can’t tell if the hesitating for up to 30 seconds is funnier than the immediate response to just SEEING vaporeon
I dont think he even knows the meme. He just doesn't care. Lmao
What’s even better is that he literally chose smash on all the Eeveelutions, lmao.
Well vaporeon is the best for sex logically anyways
Lol, I didn't know about the Vaporeon meme. That's some funny shit.
@@enjoshi-godrez8775 I bet he does.
There's definitely gonna be a Smash or Pass of the entire ProZD character cast one day
We all know Archibald would be number 1
@@rohanshankar6083 I think that my lover got... the point!
YES
Dude I'm not even gay and I'd smash commander fistfight.
guys… tv-senpai
What an intricate and detailed list of Smashed and Passed Pokémon, I didn’t expect the list to consist entirely of “No stream Tap to retry” the water Pokémon.
@Emotional D ratio
i love it when he slightly pauses like he's visualizing about all the "weird things" he could do with the pokemon then just chuckles
The way he just immediately started laughing over Cloyster's shape when it came up 😂
How you pass on a vagina shaped pokemon....its one of the few you could actually screw without it being weird
I think everyone did.
Well, you know, even the name is a combination of two words, and one of them is not "clam".
Me too 😂😂😂
Markiplier must be pissing his pants right now that he's gonna have to update the list in the next couple of months
Youre in ProZDs comment section too?? My goodness. Nowhere is safe.
Who's Markiplier?
@@somerandolad the first youtuber who did a Pokemon Smash or Pass, I think.
@@EnriqueLaberintico You're correct.
@@somerandolad some guy, a smaller youtuber prozd got the challenge inspiration from
Lol you passed on Chansey, smashed Machoke and hesitated on Arbok.
We're learning stuff about you!
Imo chansey seems so cute and innocent and sweet, more Mum than Mommy vibes
@@Phenrex Although he did smash Blissey
@@enimo9241 he wanted that blissey blussy
You don't smash Machoke, Machoke smashes you.
Markiplier would be pretty proud of his choices, I can definitely see where some of their tastes intersect.
Oh no it’s you. That’s enough UA-cam for me today.
What’s up man
ITS YOUUU
ITS U!
Poliwhirl
"Pass"
Poliwrath which looks the same except more buff and angrier
"Smash"
You have a type huh
Water/fighting clearly
If they look like they can beat the shit out of me, they get a pass
No wait I meant smash.
Him going “Oh my god” upon seeing some always makes me laugh
This is a certified “No stream, tap to retry” moment
the fatigue setting in hard before he's even out of gen one, oh noooo
Love when he gets to one and he’s like “smash” then the mega evolution pops up and he’s like “oh DEFINITELY smash”
I love that Prozd just chuckles at some of the gigantimax forms or regional variants. This is probably his first reaction to them
8:00 "oh my gosh there's so many"
My brother in Christ you have not left Kanto region
This video just confirms that most people will definitely smash Gardevoir, Lopunny, and the Eveelutions.
Prozd is not most people
@@juliab1954 That is exactly the point tho
Don't forget Blaziken and Braixen too
Hey guys, did you know that
@@TheSalmoneer in terms of
I don't know, I feel like we have a lot of good Pokémon in Smash Bros already...
That IS what this list is about... Right?
*...RIGHT?*
Riiight....
... So, how are we gonna tell 'em?
@@jocalodaco You go.
Explain the pidgey and the beedrill to him.
@@sanskarjain3564 I will. It means Pidgey would easily defeat Beedrill despite level differences. Right..?
The thing I learned from this is how many more variant types they've come up with since I last paid any attention to pokemon. Also, I was going to be really disappointed if he passed on Vaporeon, the pokemon known for being the most smashable.
Lopunny is most smashable
I’d argue Gardevoir is the most widely agreed upon smash. I don’t see the appeal myself though.
@@B_Skizzle I was referencing the copy pasta, but yes, I'd say Gardevoir or Lopunny are the pokemon most usually considered the hottest.
@@B_Skizzle Gotta tip my fedora and call you uncultured.
Sorry its internet policy
He passed goodra that blew my fucking mind
That "WHAT" when he saw Origin Dialga was full of genuine shock and disbelief.
this is where you truly learn about a person
only the real ones were here for “no stream, tap to retry”
I’m real
ez...
Same
Same :/
fact
MatPat in the near future: I created ProZD's PERFECT Pokemon!
This stream was an absolutely wild ride, half of chat was losing their minds, the other half was basically playing along.
10/10 stream, absolutely would smash
lopunny so smashable he smashed mismagius by pure leftover smash energy
Honestly him passing on all the 'baby' pokemon is valid and relatable.
Shouldn't be a hard choice
I’d hope so??
@@kaoru9829 listen, this is the internet, worse things have happened, I'm just glad.
@@theironrubberduck it shouldn't be!
...yes? Lol
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship,
.
.
.
.
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Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
The most blessed version
NO NO NO!!! YOUR WRONG 100% WRONG YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT POKEMON GET OUT!!!
finally
Now I want one.
I’m starting to see the Flareon Huggable copypasta more than Vaporeon Smashable copypasta now.
I fucking love this trend. Its just such a fucking hilarius way of seeing your favorite youtubers be more open and comedic about themselves. It makes me feel understood.
I've yet to watch the whole video but I appreciate you being the first youtuber I've seen to actually look at the alternate forms when the majority of youtubers I've seen don't take alternate forms into account let alone know alt forms exist
fuck the rorschach test, this is how you find out about a persons soul
Looking forward to see a grown man decide for 30 minutes if he would bonk a fictional animal-beast.
"The you spent enjoying something, is not wasted time" - I tell this to myself.
ProZD laughing in Wigglytuffs face and then pitty smashing has to be one of the greatest things to come out of this weird trend.
The “oh shit” when Meowth Alola actually catches him off-guard lmao
The "what has my life become" energy you're bringing to this is a youtube career level I can only hope to one day achieve. 10/10
I'd really like to see some statistics about these results, like patters on determining which ones are a smash. Like for example, is there a correlation with breeding groups like the infamous Vaporeon copy pasta says, or the more anthropomorphic face/body makes a difference. Also, it's clear that the Eevolutions have some kind of advantage here
The “absolutely smash” for Lopunny tainted a small sliver of my childhood but thats okay👍🏻
And every single Eeveelution
Dude, the commitment. I love your videos, and hope to see you in more mainstream-media.
I love the format he's using it's so user friendly and organized for your pokemon f**k category needs
No hesitation with smashing Vaporeon. Clearly he is aware of their benefits.
Dude he smashed ALL the eeveelutions and a literal horse.
My man didn't even wait for Vaporeon to load, he probably knew the dex number for it.
I love the extremely confused "Smash???" At Deoxys speed forme 😂
The giggle after Cloister before just saying “still pass” had me rolling. Broski didn’t even need to say it ha.
I really like imagining the scene in sword and shield where Chairman Rose interrupts the champion battle or whatever, but instead this video starts playing and everyone is just staring up at it in horror and disgust.
Even better if it was Rose's Smash or Pass.
Rose: N-No! That's not the video I wanted to show you! *turns off* Sorry there...
@@EnriqueLaberintico Game freak should hire us as writers
Rose would absolutely smash any Steel type that wouldn't cut him in pieces.
Rose would smash Eternatus
The lack of any criteria or qualification is what makes this. Your choices may reveal something about you, but anything I say would reveal just as much about myself.
The fact that I know ProZD is Holst now really paints every one of his videos in a new light
I love at how at one point you were straight up just tired and the "OMG SMASH"
He's smashing all the Eeveelutions. That's my man.
His Arceus comment is so underrated. Cracked up immediately. Same with his Rotom comments.
18:17 I love how he only smashed Mismagius because he was in "smash mode." That "You know what, smash this too" was hilarious.
Watch this man lose his sanity the further we go.
"You know I want the orange one" he says at deerling, but then at Lycanroc Dusk, the ORANGE ONE: "Fuck it"
In an alternate dimension Vaporeon makes a smash or Pass video for UA-camrs.
Me: "Why would he make this."
ProZD: "You watched it, didn't you? You degenerate."
“Oh definitely” makes me laugh every time
I was way more entertained by that than I was expecting, I think my favorite part was the implications behind change in tone of some of the "pass"-es
ProZD discovering the world's first unicorn: oh, definitely smash
I love how Markiplier made one dumb little video and didn't expect much from it, yet he:
Started a new (or at least revived the) smash or pass trend, and made MatPat do not one but TWO theories on what his perfect pokemon is.
The impact of that video has lingered for months and every time we think it's over, someone else decides to join the party, thank you Mark.
It taught me that im apparently way too uptight about my s3xuality, as I got less than a 10th the average number from these videos.
@@enjoshi-godrez8775 I mean that's completely alright as long as you feel comfortable with your sexuality.
@@theblah4341 I mean more in the sense that im confused why everyone is so crazy for equestrians. 😂
@@enjoshi-godrez8775 Yeah there is a surprising amount of people that didn't consider the Vaporeon copypasta as just a meme. But Gardevoir is still an absolute smash tho
@@theblah4341 nooo, thats the one that haunts me 😂. I remember being on gamefaqs and newgrounds pokemon message boards in 2002, and the day gardevoir was introduced, LITERALLY no one cared. People acknowledged it to be the first actual attempt of a feminine looking pokemon, but the fan art depicted them as more of a angelic creature. I never found single thing about them to be related to that, and I'm someone that had a unironic goodra fetish.
I love that Ninetails is the quadruped that gets most people to say, "Definitely".
You'll smash a cake but not an apple pie? What kind of double standards... I'm disappointed in you Sung Won
What I’ve learned is that Mega Evolutions will either make a Pokémon sexier or more horrifying
"If there's a hole, there's a goal"
-Professor Oak probably
They don't call him Oak for nothing
The amount of Pokemon (1123) follows the Fibonacci sequence.
Sungwon unintentionally making a pun by saying *absol*utely smash on Mega Absol...love it
How long he took to decide on machoke was too real. I don't want to think about what was going through his head in those 5 seconds
Emphasis on "choke"
I like how he got angry about the different Deerling forms but then went on to go halfsies on the Oricorios (yes I know they have bigger design differences)
An extremely intellectually honest rendition of Smash or Pass.
Sungwon is like an old professor when explaining things at the beginning of his videos
Now this is quality content, and I'm very happy that I could tell exactly what you're thinking for most guesses haha, thank you
I want someone to do one of these but with an eye tracker
Occasionally when he's hesitating I start desperatly talking to the screen that it's literally a horse or dog or something.
Yeah but some of the dogs/horses/deer have those sex eyes going on.
@@jaredf6205 lapras
I have so little going on in my life that I had to know that you'd smash 11% of the Pokédex.
10/10
Wait until MatPat makes another video of making this guys perfect pokemon
9:28
"Just pass all the babies. Gotta pass 'em all."
I haven't watched all the Pokémon Smash and Pass videos but I reeeeeeally hope this is the universal law
Pichu tho
@@willowball9286 👮🏾♂️
Either that's the case or most people don't really care but have to state that they do to not be singled out and destroyed or something
Smashed Kirlia though 🤨
@@nekozombie 'Cause it's publicly acceptable to smash a horse or a doggo, but not a baby Pokemon! Life is weird.
This video is the pinnacle of our civilization
He took an incredible amount of psychic damage from this.
At the end he should have been like "welp, I'm off to see the therapist"
The amount of times I disagreed with him made me ashamed for having an opinion on the matter, lmao
I like how he chuckles at the Megas and Gigantamax because they are so ridiculous. Like trying to imagine the method you would try to use to do the "you know".
Should I be concern on how the keyboard can be set for one hand?
ABSOLUTELY SMASH
The fact he doesn’t give any explanation for his decision to smash or pass makes it so much funnier
The fact that he just *had a calculator* kills me for some reason
The amount of passes makes this so intimate lmao
I really expected this to be an entire video of him passing on every one, saying "why do people want to fuck Pokemon?!"
me too. it’s pretty ironic how mfs say that they’re not into furry shit but they have a smash or pass for pokémon
@@saekki5023 I think for some its more of a asthetic or vibe thing. After all, human s3xuality is manifested by the way people express themselves and not what they explicitly look like. Pokemon are basically expressions of different things we interpret, some of which are s3xual.
@@saekki5023 if you routinely look at the fan art, then thats a different story
C'mon tho who wouldn't smash Vaporeon. Let's be real here
@@Necturn_ I said this to plague of gripes, but even if you had a "good time" with them, you'll wake up the next day to make breakfast and realise you need to put dog food (which the anime shows them eating), in a bowl, on the floor, for them to eat out of...then something went wrong.
Favourite bits are just the chuckle where we're all just imagining it but not saying anything 😂😂😂
Me, clicking on this video and accepting that I am willing to spend half an hour of my life watching a man decide the bang-ability of all 1000ish Pokémon: SMASH