@@mangomuncher6969 you 👏 clearly 👏 do 👏 or 👏 you 👏 wouldn't 👏 have 👏 commented. I👏d👏i👏o👏t 🤦♀️ Maybe don't try and get attention by showing off your stupidity?
Next time I see my whole family I’m gonna say “Hello friends, relatives and attractive cousins!” Every time I get 5 likes lol Edit: Welp 1 time Edit: Now 2
Why do i see this profile picture yesterday and the day after first ninja legends and next the super puppies and now this woah but this one is the best
4:34 "eww eww eww imagine chefs getting stuff on thier hands and going crazy" i forgot what she said but thats me when eating I get a drop of sauce from my soup I go crazy and wipe my hands off in 1 second
Exotic _Ellie gurl u ain’t a fan her real name is Kassima first up and I don’t even think you know she has a second channel name cloudy apples and! U didn’t even wright her stage name right!!!!! It’s Kassie not Kassy
6:32 "there might be a little too much flour..." -PILLAR MEN AWAKEN- -menacing sounds- "Because of you!" i got this reference immediatly and was so shocked! I didn't know that Kartha Gewart liked JJBA!
“Hello friends, relatives and attractive cousins” Me: Yeah, I definitely don’t match any of those descriptions :> Also I was was so EGG-cited when I saw that Kassie uploaded a video
I like how she put her dog in the pan- Edit: Why does this say it was 4 weeks ago- This was atleast months ago UA-cam be dumb doe Edit 2: Hi just wanted to say hi!
“For the Friend you hate most” Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And So are you! But the roses are wilting 🥀 The Violets are dead The sugar bowls empty And so is your head
love when kassie said "when you ake a divot in the mashed potatoes for the curry- i mean gravy, sorry im cultured" then proceeded to laugh at her own joke and everyone else was silent... had me screammmmmminggggg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@rosa-mv7gl sorry, I wasnt trying to seem transphobic. I was just trying to be funny. In reality, I think it's great that in the past few years people have become more accepting.
Kartha Gewart: I hate when eggs have brown dots it’s so disrespectful
The egg: Try me
I love your Prof pic
I So agree with you
How to Dos *kartha gewart
U should have put, Fry me
-Gloom- *Kartha Gewert*
When the UA-camr is funny enough everybody no longer has to actually think of funny comments and can just repeats quotes from the video instead.
Jason Peng I just did one!?
.....
Yup
Relatable
Jason Peng
Me
"Will she love me till the end of time?"
"Hope so"
Made my whole day
“What even is a milliliter?”
- Katha Gewart 2020
*kartha
Darcy McD ah yes. Kartha. Let me change that.
*kartha
Im seeing this when your like is on 69 sorry just couldn't do it except this a like
UA-cam Trash i understand. It it a very honorable thing to do. I salute you.
"I'm the chefiest girl you've ever seen."
My mom: * Hold my glass.*
Yup,lie moms NEVER do that
@@sea_07011 r/whoosh (the joke went over your head,it was a joke)
Creamy _Hot Cheese I would...
If I was a mom.
My *PHILPINO* family:hold my rice
XD IM SORRY IM DUMB
Grandma:hold my walking stick
Gloom: its only been 1 minute! Time goes by so slowly.
Me: "on UA-cam for 3 hours" its only been 20 minutes!
So true😂
Yea. That’s the reason my sleep schedule is so messed up.
@@maddyw22_ ikr
My assignment: due at 11:59
Me at 11: YEah I’ll watch one more video.
**checks time and it’s 5 am**
Me: Meh one more video
@@EE-eh5fc SAME xD
Kassie: "Stop asking me to use hands, we're not cavemen"
Me: *Crying in Asian*
Oh I’m so sorry for you,! I use my hands all the time!! Lol my mom even gets mad at me for doing that!,
she's asian too lolol
Sameeeee
*Me also crying in asian*
Me eating food on the ground cause I just moved and doesn’t have a table yet
"Ferment my son. I will be back in 10 minutes"
*LATER*
"Okay *she's* fermented"
Its 2020, you can be any gender
He’s gender fluid. Let them be her gender.
Thanks for your time and help in this video
It's 2020
You are all wrong. It is 2047
Kartha: Do I remember how to use this? Yes, yes I do.
Also Kartha: *Doesn't plug it in and presses wrong button twice*
"we live in a society"
-Kartha Gewert
So relatable
Maryn Be sAvAgE ! Cuz we do? What lol
LPS Flower r/whooosh
shut up 8 yr olds
@LPS flower
Bruh...
“Golden brown”
-is literally burnt black
Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens No, it’s an exaggeration.
Lol I’m just watching to ppl fight about your comment
@@xxgachabackxx8784 lol same
@@reiqwvok we got something in commen finally I’ve been a lone lonely loner XDDD
Are you the one who started this scenario?
She predicted the Ariana Grande’s “Cooking in the kitchen” from positions
Lol! She did 😂
Timestamp?
@@thisisfine2962 8:30
Plot twist: Ariana is a fan of Kartha and copied her
8:30
Gloom: “Ferment my son”
Also Gloom: “Okay she’s fermenting”
Zoe Greer *Kartha
Her son is gender fluid XD
*Kartha Gewart
TODOROKI!!!
Crystal Rose her DAUGHTER is gender fluid 🤣
Kassie: "what even is a milliliter?"
My 5-year-old younger brother:........
*Kartha
Darcy McD did it ask for your opinion? No? **yes, I didn’t ask.**
@Felipe Flamingo wow rude much
Felipe Flamingo it’s not an opinion, if you watched the intro, you would see the name kartha
Felipe Flamingo that wasn’t necessary
“I hate when eggs have brown dots, its sO DiSrEspECtfUL” - Kartha Gewart 2020
701 likes and no comments let me fix that
Gloom: Hello freinds,relatives,and attractive cousins”
Alabama: 👍
“Just a joke”
Emily Briseno lol u had the same thought process as me
You mean Kartha Gewart 🤨
Yass
Used Plaster she’s not Kartha gewart that’s just what she calls herself when she cooks
@@sussycecil it's kinda like a joke
Me: doing homework
Kartha Gewart: posts a video
Me: throws homework on floor and watches video
My Homework: *say sike right now*
who is kartha gewart?
@@fareis9312 What do ya mean who is Kartha Gewart?? Kartha Gewart is the best chef and mop painter in the world.
@@fareis9312 *Facepalm*
10110d batman hahahaa😂😂😂😂 same!!
Gloom kathra
She really needs her own cooking show
"what even is a millimeter?"
Everyone: **dissatisfied**
*mililiter idk how to spell it
Itz Toastiee
*milliliter
the "milli" is the beginning of "million"
Brah you don't no what it is🤦
Mee “being Aussie “
Them:what even is a millimeter Me: i couldn’t tell you
What happened to “billions of years of evolutionary advancements... and then we have Kassie” or boyfriend bites😍🙃
But this aint Kassie, this is Kartha Gewart tho
Zero_Limits yeah I love that....
I hate to break it to you, but that was her old intro 😂
Olivia and k boy vlogs bruh you said moan 😂
Zero_Limits cuz this is Kartha Gewarts cooking show
“I tried an EGGSPERT level egg hack recipe”
🚶🏾♀️
🤸♀️
🕺🏻
💃
I dont get the replies 😂
Kassie: Would I ever make this again?
ha ha...
no.
That is Kartha Gewart
@@Sinful_Ariq please say you know she's a character and kassie is her real name so both are acceptable
Charlotte Peacock no its kartha Gewart
Charlotte Peacock r/wooosh
Honeydrop Nope it’s Kassie playing Kartha Gewart
If Gloom legitimately made a cooking channel, she should collab with Gordon Ramsay
Well duh lol
It would just turn into kitchen nightmares and she will know how the owner feel
"WHAT ARE YOU?"
"AN IDIOT SANDWICH"
Why do I see you everywhere OwO I'm scared ;w;
@@fizzbee5137 wdym
*Kartha Gewart talking about this video being on recommended*
Me knowing I found this video on MY recommended
UMMM
Kid :Can we watch Martha Stewart
Mom: we have Martha Stewart at home
Martha stewart at home:
Instead we have Kartha Gewart
*Kartha Gewart
*WHEEZE INTENCIFIES*
What’s the difference,you got the better one!!!!
0:05 “welcome to my coking show”
No, I didn’t misspell that. That is what she typed.
Yes she did, and you couldn't work out it's a play on "wok".....🤦♀️
@@mangomuncher6969 you 👏 clearly 👏 do 👏 or 👏 you 👏 wouldn't 👏 have 👏 commented.
I👏d👏i👏o👏t 🤦♀️
Maybe don't try and get attention by showing off your stupidity?
-_- people just be aguring over anything lord-
Cute But Evil I’m not trying to start a fight? I thought it was funny and no one else was talking about it. I’m not an idiot.
@@cutebutevil7387 you missed the joke idiot
Next time I see my whole family I’m gonna say “Hello friends, relatives and attractive cousins!” Every time I get 5 likes lol
Edit: Welp 1 time
Edit: Now 2
Now 22
Now 31
now 71
7 times :>
(5 more times to say it again)
Y’all’s math is bad, it’s 13.
What’s 66/5?
(Yeah all your replies are different but your doing it by all the likes, not the 5 likes.)
Gloom: Only film the parts where i'm perfect.
Terry: Welp guess this channel needs to come to an end.
Why do i see this profile picture yesterday and the day after first ninja legends and next the super puppies and now this woah but this one is the best
You mean Kartha Gewart 🧐
@@chasidycarter4387 but funny 😂
Kartha Gewart: “Stay safe.”
*cuts the egg/rice thing towards her*
Just Me you know that that’s not her real name right? It’s kassie
@@ItzWolfykitten we all know her name is kassie but she said she's Kartha Gewart for fun so yeah
I hope i explain it right
@@dollsworld3772 oh
"*I used to be healthy and now I'm not*"
*mOdeSt gUrL lAugH*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a soul:
Gloom: mY rIcE SmElLs wEiRd
Yes
🤣 reading the comments I'm dying of laughter
Nononono not gloom kArThA gEwArT!!!
@@abbsash2095 oH nO iM sO sOrRy
Ahhh that rice smells ni-OH that smells wEiRd
When you have to stop watching a gloom video to go watch another gloom video
Who remembers that bowl being Kassie and Azzy’s spit bowl in the “Soap VS Real Food Challenge”?
Yes xD
Me
I DO
And may I just say "ewww!*
Me
If you think about it.. the people who dislike seconds after the video uploads have post notifications on 😂😘😘
Da hatars got dere notifications on
I remember Amber Khan saying that haha
Yea ikr
lol i have notifications on but i love gloom!
Oooooooohhhh!!!!
0:03 "Welcome back to my COKING show" 😭 whoopssss
Pro kartha gewart tip, use canola oil instead if olive oil, it has a higher smoke point, and will give the food a “more traditional” Asian flavor
Kartha Gewart: "what even is a milliliter?"
Me : ... Den why does scool eggziste?
“Ferment my son”
*2* *seconds* *later*
“She’s alive!”
Gloom: *wHaT iS eVeN a Ml?*
Places who use ml: *ExCuSe Us!*
Facts
Guinevere
Actually it’s spelled: ‘The rest of the planet’
Kartha Gewart: Only a big brain Asian can understand this
Me a full Asian: (screams from room) MUMMMM IM A BIG BRAINNN
Same
Jasmine :D im Half Asian, half American! 你们好呀！
Kartha geward*
Me 2
@@24mohammaddiccoadrieandina63 no they spelled it right
Kartha: I used to be healthy. Now I'm not.
Me: *Stares at her abs*
?
Same
Werdo
Gloom: don’t look
Tarry: l don’t care
Me: I like tarry
T e r r y *
Terry
Addison Disney you didn’t really need to say the same thing ya know- • _ •
Madelyn Metzger Terry
Terry
“Ferment my SON”
“Okay SHE’S fermenting”
I love that we aren’t just choosing one gender, respect to you
@Daphne Misakian r/woooosh
- xQuixotical lol I was just going to put that!lol
SJWs BE GONE
Ok
Daphne Misakian wow you think, I’m pretty sure this comment was meant to be a joke
“Hopes, dreams, and a little olive oil” - Kartha Gewart 2020
Gloom: With huge confidence says she used to be healthy and is not anymore
Me: can’t even say Hi to one person
“It might be a little too vegetablely for me.”
-Gloom 2020
It’s Kartha Gewert
@@flora._.8789 yqa.
That's a nice username and profile pic you got there 👌
Literally, this is the quote of my life 😂
11:33 “it might be too vegetably for me” - Kartha Gewerts 2020
Kartha Gewart back again.....
Gloom: wouldn’t be kartha gewarts cooking show without help 👍😅
I love this cooking show series, it’s awesome 👏, kassie could probably make a cooking channel and everyone would subscribe 🍛
I litteraly almost died by laughter because of the intro.🤣
*"Hello friends, relatives, and attractive cousins"* 😂. That was hilarious.
4:34 "eww eww eww imagine chefs getting stuff on thier hands and going crazy" i forgot what she said but thats me when eating I get a drop of sauce from my soup I go crazy and wipe my hands off in 1 second
YES MODE KARTHA GEWART MY FAVORITE SHOW, WEDNESDAYS AT 7 ON FOX
11:03 made me laugh so hard don’t know why
Kassie: I always have leftover rice
Me: you could just call me to finish it!
Same
Sharing is caring
Tik tok is the best
Kassie: I can’t bake!
Me: well, she really can’t be as bad as me
Kassie: * Puts too much flour *
Me: Oh well, I guess I was wrong
Kassie Note: ❤️
I'm batter than kassie!
Get it if you have a batter mix then yeah!
Its Kartha Gewart Lol 😂😂
When the fragrance and the children rushed to Canada with S M A S H I N G teeth
Gloom: I hate it when theirs brown dots in the eggs
Me: Theres brown dots in eggs?
brianna Xrojas same!!!!! I never knew eggs had brown dots on them🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@@SeekingSittersDC it's blood. Some have it some don't. You get store bought white ones i highly doubt it will
"Im Kartha Gewart, welcome back to my coking show"
Me: *wheezing*
*COKING*
"I hate when eggs have little brown spots in them, its so disrespectful"
...TALK TO THE MOTHER THAT LAID THAT EGG
9:00 "Time goes by, so slowly."
Haha that Madonna song tho 😂
3:36 Gloom: do I remember how to use this?
Also gloom: yes I do
-goes to turn it on and realised it’s not plugged in-
Me: searches “Easy food recepies”.. UA-cam: I tRiEd aN EXPERT LeVeL eGg HaCk
If this is an insult to gloom, stay away from our queen Kassie
@@lillyanddaddy6627 No, I love gloom, I just found it funny that UA-cam gave me literally the opposite of what I asked for.
Kassie: I want to eat this right now
Common sense: Am I A JoKE To YOu?
WE LOVE KARTHA
*this is some quality content*
I agree
Me tooo
You should change your name.... Like really should.
@@Acytarst no thx
Gloom: “He’s my son”
2 seconds later
Gloom: “She’s fermenting” 👁🫦👁
Nobody:
Kassy/Cassy: *vibes with a pan*
Me: *does the renegade*
Exotic _Ellie gurl u ain’t a fan her real name is Kassima first up and I don’t even think you know she has a second channel name cloudy apples and! U didn’t even wright her stage name right!!!!! It’s Kassie not Kassy
@@silkiimilkii9712 No hate I know her second Channel and please don't come @ me
@@ch_erryy AHHHH
@@ch_erryy woah you are amazing
The video: “Our faces reflect who we are”
Gloom: “Ok, I knew that but tHanKs”😂
Kasey in this video: time goes by so slow
Kasey in the egginabeg video: I talk so much that time just flies!
She’s already smoking “that’s what he said”
99% of comments: Ferment my *son* , *she's* fermenting
1% : pillar men theme *wow*
6:32
"there might be a little too much flour..."
-PILLAR MEN AWAKEN-
-menacing sounds-
"Because of you!"
i got this reference immediatly and was so shocked! I didn't know that Kartha Gewart liked JJBA!
"I'm Kartha Gewart and welcome back to my cooking show" * puts Chihuahua in skillet and runs around with greens in her mouth
Why did I read this as “chip oowa oowa”
True oh well it's how Kartha Gewart works. Its step 11111 to put greens in her mouth
Gloom: It's burnt. It's trash.
Me: Sad because i like it like that lol
Gloom: nothing is better than fried rice
The place Gloom puts all her favorite ramens: *i am offended*
when it says 7 seconds 3 likes one view and no comments but refresh and your sad :)
gloom: i hate when eggs have brown dots
everyone: silence
me: looking at my freckles
gloom: trying to feel bad for the people with freckles
so you're an egg?
Kassie: I hate recipes with sugar in them
*manages to spill some*
*try's to put some back*
*spills it again*
No one:
Literally No one:
Not even Azzy:
The video: Welcome back to my coking show
Cooking*
Mike Castaneda no your wrong in the video they did it like that 0:04
“Hello friends, relatives and attractive cousins”
Me: Yeah, I definitely don’t match any of those descriptions :>
Also I was was so EGG-cited when I saw that Kassie uploaded a video
Egg-cited* its not an "S" just so you know
Narshinarshinarsh challenges OoF thank you
@@Embla1479 Lol your welcome
I like how she put her dog in the pan-
Edit: Why does this say it was 4 weeks ago- This was atleast months ago UA-cam be dumb doe
Edit 2: Hi just wanted to say hi!
@@parmidak7532 me too
Rip 🥺❤️
We having some dog for dinner
It's cute :<
Why does this say 2 days ago?im pretty sure it's like a week ago-
4 weeks is about a month-
0:15 is always the best part
“For the Friend you hate most”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And
So are you!
But the roses are wilting 🥀
The Violets are dead
The sugar bowls empty
And so is your head
I sould tell u I might send that message to u
Wow
Yessssssssuuuuuh
@@kennethgill806 ooo~
I sent it toy sister 👭
0:06 the only UA-cam intro I will never skip
At first i thought she would do this:
Get rice
Put 3 eggs
Take a pan
Fry it
At some flavor (salt)
And vola you've got some eggrice...
Lil Galaxa võlà i think
The last time I was thus early, Sally Face wasn’t in prison yet.
It's this not thus *WHEEZE INTENCIFIES*
@@girlygirl05082012 Its intensifies not intencifies-
viv green bro he’s just r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@girlygirl05082012 ?
7:43 she said "my son"
7:45 she said "Okay SHE is fermenting"🤣🤣🤣
Kassie:ferment my son, I’ll be back in ten mins
Kassie ten mins later:okay she’s ready
Me: ???
It's trans
It’s genderfluid/bigender
davies hiew if they were trans, it would only be one gender.
Probably bigender
5:57 i actually thought that was the noise
Kartha:is it plugged in
nope LOVE THAT
Gloom: I don’t make smoothies I am not healthy
Gloom two seconds later: I hate recipes with sugar
Hahah
2019: *time passes by so fast*
2020: *time flows by so slow*
you think the year went by so fast because it was ending. my guy
love when kassie said "when you ake a divot in the mashed potatoes for the curry- i mean gravy, sorry im cultured" then proceeded to laugh at her own joke and everyone else was silent... had me screammmmmminggggg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
kassie: i need a bowl
person(someone): *hands azzy's and kassie's spit bowl*
me:
When Ur life is a mess
Siri: are faces reflect who we are.
Nolege.
@_あなたを愛してます knowledge? Do you mean nolege?
It’s knowledge
Ion get this comment
“ Ferment my son......she’s fermenting and she’s loving it”
Me: he or she? Lol🤣
It's 2020, it can be both.
@@halaileybailey now i can't tell if thats transphobic or not
@@rosa-mv7gl sorry, I wasnt trying to seem transphobic. I was just trying to be funny. In reality, I think it's great that in the past few years people have become more accepting.
@@halaileybailey yeah sorry
Bigender 🏳️🌈
No one:
Not a single soul:
Gloom: Hello attractive cousins
Kassie: Fried rice is the best
Me: Fried rice for life!
My friend: I don’t like friend rice...
Me: **Slaps my friend*
Gloom:Ferment my son
10 minutes later
Still her:She's fermenting
Me:what is it a boy or girl maybe both
It’s Kartha Gewert and who is Gloom?
Am I late?
*1 minute ago*
NOOOO I MISSED KASSIES COOKING SHOW
Kassie: ferment my son
Also kassie: ok she’s alive now