Next time I see my whole family I’m gonna say “Hello friends, relatives and attractive cousins!” Every time I get 5 likes lol Edit: Welp 1 time Edit: Now 2
@@mangomuncher6969 you 👏 clearly 👏 do 👏 or 👏 you 👏 wouldn't 👏 have 👏 commented. I👏d👏i👏o👏t 🤦♀️ Maybe don't try and get attention by showing off your stupidity?
I like how she put her dog in the pan- Edit: Why does this say it was 4 weeks ago- This was atleast months ago UA-cam be dumb doe Edit 2: Hi just wanted to say hi!
@@rosa-mv7gl sorry, I wasnt trying to seem transphobic. I was just trying to be funny. In reality, I think it's great that in the past few years people have become more accepting.
love when kassie said "when you ake a divot in the mashed potatoes for the curry- i mean gravy, sorry im cultured" then proceeded to laugh at her own joke and everyone else was silent... had me screammmmmminggggg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why do i see this profile picture yesterday and the day after first ninja legends and next the super puppies and now this woah but this one is the best
4:34 "eww eww eww imagine chefs getting stuff on thier hands and going crazy" i forgot what she said but thats me when eating I get a drop of sauce from my soup I go crazy and wipe my hands off in 1 second
Exotic _Ellie gurl u ain’t a fan her real name is Kassima first up and I don’t even think you know she has a second channel name cloudy apples and! U didn’t even wright her stage name right!!!!! It’s Kassie not Kassy
When the UA-camr is funny enough everybody no longer has to actually think of funny comments and can just repeats quotes from the video instead.
Jason Peng I just did one!?
.....
Yup
Relatable
Jason Peng
Me
Kartha Gewart: I hate when eggs have brown dots it’s so disrespectful
The egg: Try me
I love your Prof pic
I So agree with you
How to Dos *kartha gewart
U should have put, Fry me
-Gloom- *Kartha Gewert*
Gloom: its only been 1 minute! Time goes by so slowly.
Me: "on UA-cam for 3 hours" its only been 20 minutes!
So true😂
Yea. That’s the reason my sleep schedule is so messed up.
@@maddyw22_ ikr
My assignment: due at 11:59
Me at 11: YEah I’ll watch one more video.
**checks time and it’s 5 am**
Me: Meh one more video
@@EE-eh5fc SAME xD
She predicted the Ariana Grande’s “Cooking in the kitchen” from positions
Lol! She did 😂
Timestamp?
@@thisisfine2962 8:30
Plot twist: Ariana is a fan of Kartha and copied her
8:30
“What even is a milliliter?”
- Katha Gewart 2020
*kartha
Darcy McD ah yes. Kartha. Let me change that.
*kartha
Im seeing this when your like is on 69 sorry just couldn't do it except this a like
UA-cam Trash i understand. It it a very honorable thing to do. I salute you.
"I'm the chefiest girl you've ever seen."
My mom: * Hold my glass.*
Yup,lie moms NEVER do that
@@sea_07011 r/whoosh (the joke went over your head,it was a joke)
Creamy _Hot Cheese I would...
If I was a mom.
My *PHILPINO* family:hold my rice
XD IM SORRY IM DUMB
Grandma:hold my walking stick
"Will she love me till the end of time?"
"Hope so"
Made my whole day
Kartha: Do I remember how to use this? Yes, yes I do.
Also Kartha: *Doesn't plug it in and presses wrong button twice*
"Ferment my son. I will be back in 10 minutes"
*LATER*
"Okay *she's* fermented"
Its 2020, you can be any gender
He’s gender fluid. Let them be her gender.
Thanks for your time and help in this video
It's 2020
You are all wrong. It is 2047
Kassie: "Stop asking me to use hands, we're not cavemen"
Me: *Crying in Asian*
Oh I’m so sorry for you,! I use my hands all the time!! Lol my mom even gets mad at me for doing that!,
she's asian too lolol
Sameeeee
*Me also crying in asian*
Me eating food on the ground cause I just moved and doesn’t have a table yet
“I hate when eggs have brown dots, its sO DiSrEspECtfUL” - Kartha Gewart 2020
701 likes and no comments let me fix that
“I tried an EGGSPERT level egg hack recipe”
🚶🏾♀️
🤸♀️
🕺🏻
💃
I dont get the replies 😂
“Golden brown”
-is literally burnt black
Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens No, it’s an exaggeration.
Lol I’m just watching to ppl fight about your comment
@@xxgachabackxx8784 lol same
@@reiqwvok we got something in commen finally I’ve been a lone lonely loner XDDD
Are you the one who started this scenario?
"we live in a society"
-Kartha Gewert
So relatable
Maryn Be sAvAgE ! Cuz we do? What lol
LPS Flower r/whooosh
shut up 8 yr olds
@LPS flower
Bruh...
She really needs her own cooking show
*Kartha Gewart talking about this video being on recommended*
Me knowing I found this video on MY recommended
UMMM
When you have to stop watching a gloom video to go watch another gloom video
Kassie: "what even is a milliliter?"
My 5-year-old younger brother:........
*Kartha
Darcy McD did it ask for your opinion? No? **yes, I didn’t ask.**
@Felipe Flamingo wow rude much
Felipe Flamingo it’s not an opinion, if you watched the intro, you would see the name kartha
Felipe Flamingo that wasn’t necessary
"*I used to be healthy and now I'm not*"
*mOdeSt gUrL lAugH*
Next time I see my whole family I’m gonna say “Hello friends, relatives and attractive cousins!” Every time I get 5 likes lol
Edit: Welp 1 time
Edit: Now 2
Now 22
Now 31
now 71
7 times :>
(5 more times to say it again)
Y’all’s math is bad, it’s 13.
What’s 66/5?
(Yeah all your replies are different but your doing it by all the likes, not the 5 likes.)
Gloom: Hello freinds,relatives,and attractive cousins”
Alabama: 👍
“Just a joke”
Emily Briseno lol u had the same thought process as me
You mean Kartha Gewart 🤨
Yass
Used Plaster she’s not Kartha gewart that’s just what she calls herself when she cooks
@@sussycecil it's kinda like a joke
Gloom: “Ferment my son”
Also Gloom: “Okay she’s fermenting”
Zoe Greer *Kartha
Her son is gender fluid XD
*Kartha Gewart
TODOROKI!!!
Crystal Rose her DAUGHTER is gender fluid 🤣
11:03 made me laugh so hard don’t know why
Kartha: I used to be healthy. Now I'm not.
Me: *Stares at her abs*
?
Same
Werdo
What happened to “billions of years of evolutionary advancements... and then we have Kassie” or boyfriend bites😍🙃
But this aint Kassie, this is Kartha Gewart tho
Zero_Limits yeah I love that....
I hate to break it to you, but that was her old intro 😂
Olivia and k boy vlogs bruh you said moan 😂
Zero_Limits cuz this is Kartha Gewarts cooking show
"what even is a millimeter?"
Everyone: **dissatisfied**
*mililiter idk how to spell it
Itz Toastiee
*milliliter
the "milli" is the beginning of "million"
Brah you don't no what it is🤦
Mee “being Aussie “
Them:what even is a millimeter Me: i couldn’t tell you
Who remembers that bowl being Kassie and Azzy’s spit bowl in the “Soap VS Real Food Challenge”?
Yes xD
Me
I DO
And may I just say "ewww!*
Me
When the fragrance and the children rushed to Canada with S M A S H I N G teeth
If you think about it.. the people who dislike seconds after the video uploads have post notifications on 😂😘😘
Da hatars got dere notifications on
I remember Amber Khan saying that haha
Yea ikr
lol i have notifications on but i love gloom!
Oooooooohhhh!!!!
Me: doing homework
Kartha Gewart: posts a video
Me: throws homework on floor and watches video
My Homework: *say sike right now*
who is kartha gewart?
@@fareis9312 What do ya mean who is Kartha Gewart?? Kartha Gewart is the best chef and mop painter in the world.
@@fareis9312 *Facepalm*
10110d batman hahahaa😂😂😂😂 same!!
Gloom kathra
“Hopes, dreams, and a little olive oil” - Kartha Gewart 2020
Gloom: *wHaT iS eVeN a Ml?*
Places who use ml: *ExCuSe Us!*
Facts
Guinevere
Actually it’s spelled: ‘The rest of the planet’
Kassie: Would I ever make this again?
ha ha...
no.
That is Kartha Gewart
@@Sinful_Ariq please say you know she's a character and kassie is her real name so both are acceptable
Charlotte Peacock no its kartha Gewart
Charlotte Peacock r/wooosh
Honeydrop Nope it’s Kassie playing Kartha Gewart
0:03 "Welcome back to my COKING show" 😭 whoopssss
11:33 “it might be too vegetably for me” - Kartha Gewerts 2020
Pro kartha gewart tip, use canola oil instead if olive oil, it has a higher smoke point, and will give the food a “more traditional” Asian flavor
Kid :Can we watch Martha Stewart
Mom: we have Martha Stewart at home
Martha stewart at home:
A famous chef
Instead we have Kartha Gewart
*Kartha Gewart
*WHEEZE INTENCIFIES*
What’s the difference,you got the better one!!!!
No one:
Gloom: welcome to the cooking show
:dog:burns into a chicken nugget..
And that's how they make hot dogs
Not chicken nuggets! Its'dog nuggets'
That Otaku Girl sarcastic.
Gloom: “He’s my son”
2 seconds later
Gloom: “She’s fermenting” 👁🫦👁
Me: searches “Easy food recepies”.. UA-cam: I tRiEd aN EXPERT LeVeL eGg HaCk
If this is an insult to gloom, stay away from our queen Kassie
@@lillyanddaddy6627 No, I love gloom, I just found it funny that UA-cam gave me literally the opposite of what I asked for.
0:05 “welcome to my coking show”
No, I didn’t misspell that. That is what she typed.
Yes she did, and you couldn't work out it's a play on "wok".....🤦♀️
@@mangomuncher6969 you 👏 clearly 👏 do 👏 or 👏 you 👏 wouldn't 👏 have 👏 commented.
I👏d👏i👏o👏t 🤦♀️
Maybe don't try and get attention by showing off your stupidity?
-_- people just be aguring over anything lord-
Cute But Evil I’m not trying to start a fight? I thought it was funny and no one else was talking about it. I’m not an idiot.
@@cutebutevil7387 you missed the joke idiot
Kartha Gewart: “Stay safe.”
*cuts the egg/rice thing towards her*
Just Me you know that that’s not her real name right? It’s kassie
@@ItzWolfykitten we all know her name is kassie but she said she's Kartha Gewart for fun so yeah
I hope i explain it right
@@dollsworld3772 oh
Me: *trying to sleep*
Blender: I’m not so sure about that
So you fall asleep to Gloom videos somedays too?
@@EggsToYourBacon yes
@@EggsToYourBacon *kartha gewart *
@@sturnxrubi 1, her real name is Kassie, Kartha Gewart is a parody of Martha Stewart and her channel name is Gloom.
@@EggsToYourBacon ok
“We live in a society we’re spoons are spoons”
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a soul:
Gloom: mY rIcE SmElLs wEiRd
Yes
🤣 reading the comments I'm dying of laughter
Nononono not gloom kArThA gEwArT!!!
@@abbsash2095 oH nO iM sO sOrRy
Ahhh that rice smells ni-OH that smells wEiRd
“Ferment my son”
*2* *seconds* *later*
“She’s alive!”
I like how she put her dog in the pan-
Edit: Why does this say it was 4 weeks ago- This was atleast months ago UA-cam be dumb doe
Edit 2: Hi just wanted to say hi!
@@parmidak7532 me too
Rip 🥺❤️
We having some dog for dinner
It's cute :<
Why does this say 2 days ago?im pretty sure it's like a week ago-
4 weeks is about a month-
“ Ferment my son......she’s fermenting and she’s loving it”
Me: he or she? Lol🤣
It's 2020, it can be both.
@@halaileybailey now i can't tell if thats transphobic or not
@@rosa-mv7gl sorry, I wasnt trying to seem transphobic. I was just trying to be funny. In reality, I think it's great that in the past few years people have become more accepting.
@@halaileybailey yeah sorry
Bigender 🏳️🌈
Kartha Gewart: Only a big brain Asian can understand this
Me a full Asian: (screams from room) MUMMMM IM A BIG BRAINNN
Same
Jasmine :D im Half Asian, half American! 你们好呀！
Kartha geward*
Me 2
@@24mohammaddiccoadrieandina63 no they spelled it right
Kartha Gewart back again.....
Gloom: wouldn’t be kartha gewarts cooking show without help 👍😅
“I saw the thumbnail and I was like we’re cooking that”
love when kassie said "when you ake a divot in the mashed potatoes for the curry- i mean gravy, sorry im cultured" then proceeded to laugh at her own joke and everyone else was silent... had me screammmmmminggggg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Gloom: Only film the parts where i'm perfect.
Terry: Welp guess this channel needs to come to an end.
Why do i see this profile picture yesterday and the day after first ninja legends and next the super puppies and now this woah but this one is the best
You mean Kartha Gewart 🧐
@@chasidycarter4387 but funny 😂
Gloom: don’t look
Tarry: l don’t care
Me: I like tarry
T e r r y *
Terry
Addison Disney you didn’t really need to say the same thing ya know- • _ •
Madelyn Metzger Terry
Terry
I litteraly almost died by laughter because of the intro.🤣
*"Hello friends, relatives, and attractive cousins"* 😂. That was hilarious.
Gloom:Ferment my son
10 minutes later
Still her:She's fermenting
Me:what is it a boy or girl maybe both
It’s Kartha Gewert and who is Gloom?
Kartha Gewart: "what even is a milliliter?"
Me : ... Den why does scool eggziste?
If Gloom legitimately made a cooking channel, she should collab with Gordon Ramsay
Well duh lol
It would just turn into kitchen nightmares and she will know how the owner feel
"WHAT ARE YOU?"
"AN IDIOT SANDWICH"
Why do I see you everywhere OwO I'm scared ;w;
@@fizzbee5137 wdym
Kasey in this video: time goes by so slow
Kasey in the egginabeg video: I talk so much that time just flies!
Coming back to this video 2 years later, miss you kassie!
4:34 "eww eww eww imagine chefs getting stuff on thier hands and going crazy" i forgot what she said but thats me when eating I get a drop of sauce from my soup I go crazy and wipe my hands off in 1 second
Gloom: I hate it when theirs brown dots in the eggs
Me: Theres brown dots in eggs?
brianna Xrojas same!!!!! I never knew eggs had brown dots on them🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@@SeekingSittersDC it's blood. Some have it some don't. You get store bought white ones i highly doubt it will
"I hate when eggs have little brown spots in them, its so disrespectful"
...TALK TO THE MOTHER THAT LAID THAT EGG
Kassie: I hate recipes with sugar in them
*manages to spill some*
*try's to put some back*
*spills it again*
She said “Attractive cousins”
when it says 7 seconds 3 likes one view and no comments but refresh and your sad :)
Kartha:is it plugged in
nope LOVE THAT
Nobody:
Kassie: pOoPiNg oN tHe tOilet, wait no we’re cooking
5:57 i actually thought that was the noise
“It might be a little too vegetablely for me.”
-Gloom 2020
It’s Kartha Gewert
@@flora._.8789 yqa.
That's a nice username and profile pic you got there 👌
Literally, this is the quote of my life 😂
“Stir the yolks, and the eggs”
-kartha gewart
4:21 that looks just like when I make cake
I love this cooking show series, it’s awesome 👏, kassie could probably make a cooking channel and everyone would subscribe 🍛
YES MODE KARTHA GEWART MY FAVORITE SHOW, WEDNESDAYS AT 7 ON FOX
I have something to admit I kind of pause the video when Terry looked at the drawer😅
Kartha:"why won't you let me lay in my bed while I wait?"
Terry:"cause then you'll fall asleep"
Me tooooo bro
Kassie: I always have leftover rice
Me: you could just call me to finish it!
Same
Sharing is caring
Tik tok is the best
Gloom: It's burnt. It's trash.
Me: Sad because i like it like that lol
remember the time she said one day she'll have a cooking show
well here it is!
Ngl she looked a lot like azzy 9:16
She’s already smoking “that’s what he said”
When Ur life is a mess
Siri: are faces reflect who we are.
Nolege.
@_あなたを愛してます knowledge? Do you mean nolege?
It’s knowledge
Ion get this comment
7:43 she said "my son"
7:45 she said "Okay SHE is fermenting"🤣🤣🤣
Kassis :Knife
Terry :Screams
Gloom: With huge confidence says she used to be healthy and is not anymore
Me: can’t even say Hi to one person
Kassie: I want to eat this right now
Common sense: Am I A JoKE To YOu?
Gloom: nothing is better than fried rice
The place Gloom puts all her favorite ramens: *i am offended*
Kassie “Attractive cousins “. Me “ hole up wait a minute “
Nobody:
Kassy/Cassy: *vibes with a pan*
Me: *does the renegade*
Exotic _Ellie gurl u ain’t a fan her real name is Kassima first up and I don’t even think you know she has a second channel name cloudy apples and! U didn’t even wright her stage name right!!!!! It’s Kassie not Kassy
@@silkiimilkii9712 No hate I know her second Channel and please don't come @ me
@@ch_erryy AHHHH
@@ch_erryy woah you are amazing
"Im Kartha Gewart, welcome back to my coking show"
Me: *wheezing*
*COKING*
I love this channel sm
I keep rewatching every time I’m eating sjshhshshs
It so funny when you put on subtitles at the intro because kartha gewart is always something weird 😂
9:00 "Time goes by, so slowly."
Haha that Madonna song tho 😂
The last time I was thus early, Sally Face wasn’t in prison yet.
It's this not thus *WHEEZE INTENCIFIES*
@@girlygirl05082012 Its intensifies not intencifies-
viv green bro he’s just r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@girlygirl05082012 ?
Kassie: "Nothing is better than fried rice"
Me: Even noodles?
When kartha was lying on the floor😂 just there, waiting
Hello
I am a follower,
And I love this video
The first part was awesome
Kassie: I can’t bake!
Me: well, she really can’t be as bad as me
Kassie: * Puts too much flour *
Me: Oh well, I guess I was wrong
Kassie Note: ❤️
I'm batter than kassie!
Get it if you have a batter mix then yeah!
Its Kartha Gewart Lol 😂😂
Gloom: "Pooping on the toilet!" *dances*
Also Gloom: "wait no were cooking in the kitchen.. " *stops dancing*
No one:
No one ever:
Not even Kartha Gewart:
Me: She has the same sALt sHaKeR aS mE
Lol