I HATE PAPER STRAWS

They lied to you about paper straws.... I really hate paper straws. And now paper straws got exposed to be more toxic than plastic straws. What is really going on. Paper straws are worse for the environment and your health than paper straws.
Paper straws Just Got Exposed.
Scientists just discovered that paper straws are WORSE for the environment than plastic ones.
I don’t need any other reasons to hate paper straws.
The toxic chemicals they use to make them end up in your drink. Who knows what health issues that will cause in the future.
I love the turtles so I’m switching back to plastic straws.

[@alexsnowball]

im in your walls

[@GHnTA00]

come out daddy

[@Void-Gamer852]

Metal straws.

[@Iminyourwallsk]

That's me

[@tablelegz]

Don’t touch his balls

[@alexsnowball]

​@@GHnTA00 Can I please come out of the basement? there's no water down here

[@dwarvenjesus4266]

The whole paper straw thing started due to a single 3rd grader in CA writing a class assignment on the video of a turtle with a straw in its nose.

[@alexsnowball]

lol that is hilarious if its true. People want to feel like they're doing good things without actually making a difference. Paper straws been trash since the beginning, glad almost no one is using them anymore.

[@dwarvenjesus4266]

@@alexsnowball I just spent the past 2 months in Canada for work, and there are only paper straws.

[@x3woots]

"Use paper straws for less plastic waste!"
The entire fucking cup made out of plastic:

[@alexsnowball]

I swear they coat the straw in plastic anyway lol

[@pfc6904]

Paper straws ripping when drinking something is so annoying man

[@alexsnowball]

Your drink tastes like chalk and paper lol

[@Void-Gamer852]

-metal-

[@alexsnowball]

W

[@MagicianStevey]

Wrap plastic straws in paper

[@alexsnowball]

Genius

[@spidybat7658]

Maybe try metal or bamboo straws

[@LuckyShark_Buddy]

I don’t know why but I’m glad that this man hasn’t talked about Jeff Dunham.

[@cheerio2901]

What about reusable straws

[@alexsnowball]

They get gross + too expensive for fast food places to give out

[@belas7199]

@alexsnowball they're meant to be washed

[@cheerio2901]

@@alexsnowball oh 😂

[@LuisPlaysBaseBall]

WHOOPSIE DAISY
(im kechup, i forgot to comment on these)

[@kaiwilliams127]

Use metal, glass, or just don’t use a straw it’s not that deep 😐

[@alexsnowball]

paper straws are the embodiment of evil

[@kaiwilliams127]

@@alexsnowball yea but there’s other options, I don’t think anyone actually enjoys using them

[@ipostanimation]

Iits not worse for the environment its worss for human consumption

[@alexsnowball]

until BP stops spilling oil every year the government has no right to make peoples lives worse when they do nothing for the worst culprits.

[@hottubjim9590]

I think we should stop using them altogether unless you're disabled and need one.