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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @Aety9
    @Aety9 5 років тому +978

    No fluff. No constant yelling. No crazy intros or outros. Man you really are the daily dose of internet. Thanks for staying consistent!

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 років тому +11

      and usually people on the internet constantly yell and have super energetic outros and intros

    • @-maya-6498
      @-maya-6498 5 років тому +3

      D àñ and no reactions either

    • @vgryn
      @vgryn 5 років тому +10

      @@Testiculitis He has to get approvals for every video segment he posts. That takes time.

    • @Diabhork
      @Diabhork 5 років тому +5

      Other UA-camrs: THANKS FOR WATCHING (insert weird name to call viewers), MAKE SURE TO LIKE SUB AND COMMENT
      DDOI: Later

    • @mysticwaters351
      @mysticwaters351 5 років тому +7

      AND the thumbnails are always the first clips in the videos, so there’s guaranteed to be no clickbait :D

  • @Hmmmmmmm1
    @Hmmmmmmm1 5 років тому +967

    Human: *Squish*
    Ant Ball: *Screams silently in pain*

    • @rexknowsless3187
      @rexknowsless3187 5 років тому +49

      Grandmas Ricer they’ve made me silently scream in pain...

    • @Xeltrix
      @Xeltrix 5 років тому +17

      All I can imagine is jake the dog silently screaming lmfao

    • @rezachairunas6163
      @rezachairunas6163 5 років тому +4

      @@Xeltrix HAHAHAH😂😂😂 I KNOW THAT PART

    • @bradleygroot6095
      @bradleygroot6095 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @castros
    @castros 5 років тому +3786

    Company: airbag for bikers
    Daily Dose Of Internet: human burrito

    • @Dean0ne
      @Dean0ne 5 років тому +22

      Mayonnaise

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 5 років тому +4

      BuRiDo

    • @kimmielizabeth1474
      @kimmielizabeth1474 5 років тому +41

      Bird: Twerking
      Daily Dose Of Internet: Moonwalking

    • @raichuodd8025
      @raichuodd8025 5 років тому +1

      What if the car run over you how strong it that burrito

    • @Swampbomb
      @Swampbomb 5 років тому +1

      Air bag bell people am i right

  • @defaulto1788
    @defaulto1788 3 роки тому +1192

    That bird: *hey babe wanna see me moonwalk*
    Lady: *literally ignores*

    • @dickkickem6941
      @dickkickem6941 3 роки тому +70

      Oh hey babe *moonwalks aggresively*

    • @AnimatingOwl
      @AnimatingOwl 3 роки тому +35

      Lady: No twerking and moonwalk aint enough
      Manakin: But im only designed to that and vibrate ofc :(

    • @sh7234
      @sh7234 3 роки тому +7

      @@AnimatingOwl haha vibrate

    • @justme_chi11ing
      @justme_chi11ing 2 роки тому +5

      That bird learned moonwalk from micheal Jackson

    • @frolickingchair3611
      @frolickingchair3611 2 роки тому +21

      she's not ignoring him birds' eyes are on the sides of their head

  • @Cloudiday
    @Cloudiday 4 роки тому +1755

    the bird: *Moonwalks*
    The female bird: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

    • @lagos4312
      @lagos4312 3 роки тому +54

      She's proably too terrified to react

    • @kila9249
      @kila9249 3 роки тому +18

      It is looking but it’s eyes are on the side of their head

    • @kat-ck3qz
      @kat-ck3qz 3 роки тому +22

      the bird looks like its twerking PPFFFFF

    • @knightfall6900
      @knightfall6900 3 роки тому +15

      *You afraid to get wet?*

    • @claremack2668
      @claremack2668 3 роки тому +9

      looks more like violent twerking

  • @pickles3471
    @pickles3471 4 роки тому +1535

    Fire ants: "trying their hardest to not drown"
    Randome person: *P O K E*

  • @himanshchhatwal6646
    @himanshchhatwal6646 5 років тому +1319

    0:38 thats moon walk and twerking at the same time😂
    This bird is a legend

  • @mavi2643
    @mavi2643 3 роки тому +150

    1:10 that's lowkey very clever tho, seriously, if it's done in a more professional way people can literally learn how to drive like this

    • @askeladden450
      @askeladden450 2 роки тому +15

      thats what driving sims are for tho. and the physics on an rc car are completely different to that of an actual car, so it would be mostly useless.

  • @g.dalazenm.38
    @g.dalazenm.38 5 років тому +7595

    “The bird likes to moonwalk to impress the ladies”
    The ladies: *not impressed*

    • @corb5905
      @corb5905 5 років тому +103

      Bitches love sticks

    • @katierosenberry411
      @katierosenberry411 5 років тому +82

      0:57 I Don't know who this and why twerking wall moon walking

    • @POIPLdaclownJr.
      @POIPLdaclownJr. 5 років тому +31

      Wow that's rude Michael Jackson is INNOCENT

    • @doctorstrange3449
      @doctorstrange3449 5 років тому +21

      Lmao the moon like looks like twerking

    • @jaegeroo
      @jaegeroo 5 років тому +41

      She’s not even looking at him, poor lad, all struggles in vain

  • @_Crybaby_Smuff_
    @_Crybaby_Smuff_ 5 років тому +16945

    "This bird loves to moonwalk to impress the ladies"
    Bird: *Twerking*

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +748

      I mean, yeah. She even trying to ignore him for being creepy.

    • @prussiamdephangrell6305
      @prussiamdephangrell6305 5 років тому +372

      @@TheGuardDuck nah she clearly flew onto the branch cause she was somewhat impressed

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +279

      @@prussiamdephangrell6305 Then she's playing hard to get then.

    • @enzoisrandomnessjl2332
      @enzoisrandomnessjl2332 5 років тому +64

      Thats what i was thinking

    • @nguyenhuong2039
      @nguyenhuong2039 5 років тому +113

      Twerk walk

  • @swellerwriter1446
    @swellerwriter1446 5 років тому +2081

    God, just imagine 5,000 ants in a ball form just rolling at you

    • @juliasouza5079
      @juliasouza5079 5 років тому +111

      Thanks, I hate it.

    • @buckowens2841
      @buckowens2841 5 років тому +146

      Just imagine thousands and thousands of ants all coming together and forming the shape of a person and they open their mouth and say “we are alone in the universe, there is nothing but an endless void awaiting us out there” and then all the ants suddenly die, causing the human shape to fall apart, each ant turning to dust upon hitting the floor, leaving you to wonder what it all means.

    • @LatifXD
      @LatifXD 5 років тому +41

      @@buckowens2841 Suspiciously specific? Or oddly specific...

    • @Dean0ne
      @Dean0ne 5 років тому +14

      @@buckowens2841 that's just like, a character from rick and morty my dude. They had an episode where a million ants formed a person that was part of some type of hero group.

    • @zombz.5772
      @zombz.5772 5 років тому +13

      if we say an ant is 0,6 cm long 0,3 cm in width and 0,2 sm high it has a volume of 3,6 cm^3. 3,6 cm^3 * 5000 = 18000 cm^3 now if we use the formula for the volume of a sphere we can define the radius(r) 18000cm^3 = 4/3*π*r^3 now with some math we get r^3=4/3*π/18000 r^3=24000π if we use the third root we get r=42,25cm
      *so the ball would be 84,5 cm big* i think thats not that scary
      (also the measurements are a bit too big. the ants are very close together so the ball would be even smaller)

  • @LightingMouse
    @LightingMouse 3 роки тому +139

    "Hey girl like what you see?"
    "Fred it's me."
    "Oh sorry dude."
    0:38

    • @Matthew-ue5uf
      @Matthew-ue5uf 3 роки тому +14

      "But it was pretty neat"

    • @Radeepthapa
      @Radeepthapa Рік тому +1

      Now I know who not to invite to prom

  • @Selmerrs
    @Selmerrs 5 років тому +765

    Man: *picks up giant ball of ants*
    Me: *Anxiety intensifies*

    • @jigglyandfriendstheseries3769
      @jigglyandfriendstheseries3769 5 років тому +18

      CodyIsGrody reminds me of a girl a long time ago who got bit by fire ants because she grabbed them with her hand. It was a hole full of fire ants . Oop

    • @steponmemelissa9688
      @steponmemelissa9688 5 років тому +2

      Ikr. I have a fear of ants.

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. 5 років тому +5

      @@naant3262 when I was a kid I used to catch bees and wasp by the wings and sting my friends and brother with it. My dad even showed me how to put a bee on a string leash and fly it around.

    • @purukumi4957
      @purukumi4957 5 років тому +12

      @@WILLYLYNCH. I now have more anxiety thank you

    • @akashiorravan5645
      @akashiorravan5645 5 років тому

      nuh uh

  • @kukki2107
    @kukki2107 5 років тому +2316

    Bird: *twerks while moon walking.*
    Girl Bird: Wtf Jerry I have a husband.

  • @lenzi5119
    @lenzi5119 5 років тому +24549

    Imagine bumping into a biker very lightly and they instantly commit marshmallow.

  • @hiitsme5524
    @hiitsme5524 2 роки тому +97

    I never really had any kind of phobia and those fire ants, I've seen them before, I've even got bitten by some a few times but seeing them form a ball or that person just picking up what looks like piece of sponge but actually are a million ants together definitely developed a fear in me

  • @Macadelic95
    @Macadelic95 5 років тому +724

    I really like that someone invented shoes like that for poor kids. That will help them so much. I can't imagine not having any shoes.

    • @moodyflowers8740
      @moodyflowers8740 5 років тому +2

      I know right? It makes me uncomfortable to walk in my own house with nothing on my feet, so I can't imagine having to go outside and play without proper shoes

    • @whatisstraight2552
      @whatisstraight2552 5 років тому +1

      I made the likes 69. Your welcome

    • @sandisirritating4594
      @sandisirritating4594 5 років тому +1

      Those kind of shoes aren't that comfortable

    • @Macadelic95
      @Macadelic95 5 років тому +7

      @@sandisirritating4594I'd rather have them than nothing at all.

    • @Macadelic95
      @Macadelic95 5 років тому

      Thanks for the like daily dose!

  • @bacondragon6925
    @bacondragon6925 4 роки тому +3118

    Just imagine driving on a road and seeing a man wrapped like a burrito on the side ofthe road

    • @mexgamer-
      @mexgamer- 4 роки тому +14

      😅

    • @bacondragon6925
      @bacondragon6925 4 роки тому +5

      @Chad Sexington lol yes

    • @mexgamer-
      @mexgamer- 4 роки тому +4

      @Chad Sexington lol 😅

    • @salarh3438
      @salarh3438 4 роки тому +10

      Forget that how u meant to breath.

    • @shebe9798
      @shebe9798 4 роки тому +1

      Theres kennay again crashed his bike lol smh lol

  • @immaparrot2824
    @immaparrot2824 5 років тому +2399

    I swear, if I was in my car when it crashes, and the last thing I see before I die is a human burrito flying at me.
    *I would die a happy man*

    • @suffer.719
      @suffer.719 5 років тому +21

      A7Dr/whooosh

    • @caiseric
      @caiseric 5 років тому +13

      @A7D let alone the human burrito

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 5 років тому +27

      @@suffer.719 that's not an r/wooosh, r/etard

    • @abyss8264
      @abyss8264 5 років тому +12

      Comedy Police Department r/ihavereddit

    • @nathanielvaughn5692
      @nathanielvaughn5692 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @j.s.2281
    @j.s.2281 2 роки тому +29

    Twerking while moonwalking is the ultimate move no animal can resist! Lol

  • @WahooMc
    @WahooMc 5 років тому +861

    Imagine you punch your friend and he immediately inflates into his *burrito form*

  • @omoghosty5777
    @omoghosty5777 5 років тому +806

    Eventually Human burritos will be sold on the market for $99.99
    *_STONKS_*

    • @Yogurt2740
      @Yogurt2740 5 років тому +4

      yummy human burrito with human meat

    • @paragod5299
      @paragod5299 5 років тому +4

      Exclusive with Nacho Fries at Taco Bell for a limited time

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 років тому

      ztonkz

  • @sheogamiwatashi6553
    @sheogamiwatashi6553 4 роки тому +1365

    imagine seeing someone in the street turn into a burrito

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 4 роки тому +15

      Agent Mystic
      Homeless ppl gonna be rushing there real quick

    • @japanshungry5964
      @japanshungry5964 4 роки тому

      SuperSpurgDALE lol

    • @JrfrsdCereal
      @JrfrsdCereal 4 роки тому

      Taco bell: TiMe To PuT It On ThE MeNu

    • @Shylade
      @Shylade 4 роки тому

      Better than dead.

    • @yasas2439
      @yasas2439 4 роки тому +1

      (Proceeds to eat them)

  • @dodieodie498
    @dodieodie498 2 роки тому +5

    Those sandals are a great idea! Provided the material doesn't break or wear out. My kids' sandals usually didn't survive long enough to be outgrown.

  • @MrGoldMan
    @MrGoldMan 4 роки тому +2265

    Imagine saying “hey catch” and then throwing your friend a fire ant ball

  • @jmgamer1906
    @jmgamer1906 5 років тому +301

    That bird looks like it's moonwalking and twerking at the same time

  • @troto7735
    @troto7735 4 роки тому +1744

    “What do you use for your pillow? it’s so soft”
    *”Ants”*

    • @j.os_h
      @j.os_h 4 роки тому +115

      hmm yes i've never felt more uncomfortable after reading something

    • @kaustubhgupta8356
      @kaustubhgupta8356 4 роки тому +7

      Nice pun

    • @Kay-uh8kb
      @Kay-uh8kb 4 роки тому +26

      my friend: So what is In your blanket? it's so soft
      me: ants

    • @emilieabeyta8747
      @emilieabeyta8747 4 роки тому +6

      ._.

    • @supergamerfhe_383
      @supergamerfhe_383 4 роки тому +15

      i might have to say r/cursedcomments

  • @Thewaterspirit57
    @Thewaterspirit57 2 роки тому +9

    The one with the adjustable shoes, is really creative. Hopefully those do last several years

  • @Jds-yv5kg
    @Jds-yv5kg 5 років тому +734

    Imagine being in a motorcycle, crashing and then rolling down the street like a can

    • @2namizone801
      @2namizone801 5 років тому +7

      Facts lol

    • @Rohizen19
      @Rohizen19 5 років тому +36

      I mean at least you’re safe

    • @2namizone801
      @2namizone801 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @dawgsout4free
      @dawgsout4free 5 років тому +9

      RiotWolf 19
      Not when a 20 ton truck crushed you

    • @invaderzim3015
      @invaderzim3015 5 років тому +10

      Done it. 650 ninja on the highway going 100km/h. Flew over the handle bars and rolled/slid over 100 meters through an intersection. I remember clawing at the ground so hard trying to stop the fingertips on gloves were gone. Terrifying to say the least. If this air bag system works out I hope it becomes standard equipment.

  • @隠れる-w8v
    @隠れる-w8v 5 років тому +1460

    This youtuber never asks us for anything he just wants us to have a great day that's why hes the best youtuber ever

  • @thejessing9911
    @thejessing9911 5 років тому +725

    Friend: “What you doin”
    Me: “Just playin’ with my *ball of ants* !!”

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 5 років тому +11

      *fire ants

    • @Kitsugaa
      @Kitsugaa 5 років тому +7

      *No homo*

    • @rryn
      @rryn 5 років тому +5

      A nice stress ball.

    • @willrichards6976
      @willrichards6976 5 років тому +1

      Its low key a turd

    • @Khaimi_ni
      @Khaimi_ni 5 років тому

      @@Emiichoco It's just a simple mistake. You don't need to be mad or even bother it. None of your business

  • @Kokomi_Lover
    @Kokomi_Lover 3 роки тому +16

    The ball of fire ants:
    Don’t be shy put it under an hydraulic press.

    • @robertsteel3563
      @robertsteel3563 2 роки тому

      Time for me to fire the grill and Fry myself a delicious Ant Pancake!

    • @Kokomi_Lover
      @Kokomi_Lover 2 роки тому

      @@robertsteel3563 forbidden pancake

  • @Maybe_Gee
    @Maybe_Gee 5 років тому +5119

    “A Human Burrito”
    Cannibals have joined the chat

    • @jof1391
      @jof1391 5 років тому +122

      Detriot become burrito.

    • @interstellarguy1434
      @interstellarguy1434 5 років тому +7

      JOF hahaha

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 5 років тому +28

      Pedophile cannibal: You eat the kids, then you eat the kids

    • @Frost_tenshi
      @Frost_tenshi 5 років тому +25

      Can you imagine hitting a beetle on the highway and suddenly you turn into a human burrito

    • @loneaxolotl
      @loneaxolotl 5 років тому

      Justin Bieber left the chat.

  • @CurryLoverSingh
    @CurryLoverSingh 5 років тому +2327

    “Covers the entire body of the biker”
    The arms dangling out: aM i a JokE tO yoU

    • @Diabhork
      @Diabhork 5 років тому +131

      if you're arm breaks, you'll live. its not as important as your spine or neck

    • @CurryLoverSingh
      @CurryLoverSingh 5 років тому +21

      Patrick Meh

    • @kibuzan
      @kibuzan 5 років тому +49

      But the real question is can your breath? 🤔

    • @prodby668
      @prodby668 5 років тому +81

      @@kibuzan sir don't you know you're supposed to be wearing helmet which means you can breath in the helmet

    • @somekeyboard5282
      @somekeyboard5282 5 років тому +3

      Wait a minute

  • @lordofjonkeys5609
    @lordofjonkeys5609 5 років тому +430

    “They love to moonwalk”
    My friend, you and I have very different views on what those birds are doing

    • @CramyGamerOG
      @CramyGamerOG 5 років тому +4

      Lord Of Jonkeys Hey guys I’m trying to reach my goal of a 100 subscribers on my gaming and professional streaming Channel and I can’t do it without you guys I love daily dose and I would be so freakin happy if I can reach my goal. If anyone can subscribe to my channel Cramygamer Thank you so much everyone and have a Blessed and wonderful day!! 🙂👍🏽❤️❤️

    • @bradyk6017
      @bradyk6017 5 років тому +50

      @@CramyGamerOG Do you have no shame?

    • @omegadoesstuff334
      @omegadoesstuff334 5 років тому +49

      They *T W E R K* towards their love

    • @ugn4548
      @ugn4548 5 років тому +4

      Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do!!!

    • @txr4032
      @txr4032 5 років тому +8

      TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK

  • @hatorihanso1238
    @hatorihanso1238 2 роки тому +1

    No click bait, love this Chanel.

  • @Tapatlo
    @Tapatlo 5 років тому +2460

    "Bird trys to impress the lady bird"
    Lady bird: " I have a boyfriend "

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 5 років тому +970

    I don’t think “fire ant pillows” would be very marketable.

    • @momosrighthorn
      @momosrighthorn 5 років тому +58

      AntsCanada: say sike right now

    • @thomasdunn9009
      @thomasdunn9009 5 років тому +40

      Imagine throwing that at someone

    • @jeremiahbird930
      @jeremiahbird930 5 років тому +14

      Anteaters would beg to differ

    • @SL-nc1dy
      @SL-nc1dy 5 років тому +33

      "pillow fiiiiight"!!!
      But little did they know...

    • @jbshelley71
      @jbshelley71 5 років тому +3

      GEKLOWNED U WATCH HIM AS WELL!

  • @SARGONX
    @SARGONX 5 років тому +513

    Human burrito: tries to save life from motorbike crash
    Also human burrito:
    Suffocates me and I die anyway

    • @literate-aside
      @literate-aside 5 років тому +59

      Ohh Fantah ... also human burrito : arms are chopped off while the rest of the body is left untouched.

    • @mattsmith1039
      @mattsmith1039 5 років тому +8

      ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅᴀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴇʀ ɪғ ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍɪɴɪ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟs

    • @imapigeonyoupeasant1489
      @imapigeonyoupeasant1489 5 років тому +4

      @@literate-aside atleast you won't die

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 5 років тому +3

      I'm a pigeon, you peasant
      I’d rather die than never be able to properly touch myself

    • @imapigeonyoupeasant1489
      @imapigeonyoupeasant1489 5 років тому +1

      @@swivelshivel6576 You can do it with the legs

  • @joda7697
    @joda7697 2 роки тому +2

    0:28 i can't stop replaying that part and cackling uncontrollably

  • @rcrfleet1022
    @rcrfleet1022 4 роки тому +6131

    I like how calm he says “turning into a human burrito” 😂

    • @alexdubs2396
      @alexdubs2396 4 роки тому +15

      Stolen comment

    • @rcrfleet1022
      @rcrfleet1022 4 роки тому +42

      @@alexdubs2396 I never saw a comment on this but sorry if I stole you or somebody else’s idea

    • @BeanBurritoMan
      @BeanBurritoMan 4 роки тому +11

      You called?

    • @rcrfleet1022
      @rcrfleet1022 4 роки тому +15

      @@BeanBurritoMan lmao Henlo mr burrito

    • @BeanBurritoMan
      @BeanBurritoMan 4 роки тому +3

      @@rcrfleet1022 greetings

  • @VioletScarelli
    @VioletScarelli 5 років тому +1276

    Guy: *picks up ball of fire ants*
    Me: *sudden massive anxiety*

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 5 років тому +8

      lol same since im alergic to ants for some odd reason

    • @xahalo8355
      @xahalo8355 5 років тому +41

      *crunch*

    • @VioletScarelli
      @VioletScarelli 5 років тому +31

      @@xahalo8355 no what have you done

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 5 років тому +4

      @@xahalo8355 *cries in ant bites* lol

    • @moondy3282
      @moondy3282 5 років тому +3

      Violet Scarelli DUDE SAME LMFAOO MY EARS POPPED

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 3 роки тому +2380

    Burrito Shield: _protect the whole body_
    The hands: *adios.*

    • @Ender-bu7bh
      @Ender-bu7bh 3 роки тому +136

      By the looks of it would it kill the biker with suffocation

    • @khoucacola
      @khoucacola 3 роки тому +53

      @@Ender-bu7bh ddoi says that they are still working on it

    • @justthinkthink5682
      @justthinkthink5682 3 роки тому +8

      This comment is funny

    • @kaukauolaprogramme3315
      @kaukauolaprogramme3315 3 роки тому +9

      Me:About to like because of laughter
      Also Me: *Sees 66*
      Also *Also* Me: Imma leave it as it is

    • @SpaceGamer07
      @SpaceGamer07 3 роки тому +9

      @@khoucacola I mean they probably wouldn’t need the head part because *helmet* unless people decide to drive insanely fast at high speeds with a exposed body and is harder to control than cars, and not wear a helmet

  • @WalkItLikeITalkIt
    @WalkItLikeITalkIt 2 роки тому +2

    Manakin:*moon walk's*
    The female bird:*not interested*

  • @andrewjones9758
    @andrewjones9758 5 років тому +535

    Imagine just driving along,,
    and you hit a motorcyclist accidentally,,
    and a freaking *marshmallow* flys at your windshield

  • @ps-hb9fh
    @ps-hb9fh 5 років тому +1279

    1:04 How many of you thought your screen had a smudge on it and tried to wipe it ?

    • @solo.g7389
      @solo.g7389 5 років тому +12

      Lmao yea

    • @kawz3854
      @kawz3854 5 років тому +19

      Oh my gosh i tried 3 time

    • @jameelhassan2893
      @jameelhassan2893 5 років тому +7

      Lol that’s an ant (I think) on the camera lense

    • @annoyinganya
      @annoyinganya 5 років тому +12

      I was going to but I realized that it was slightly moving so it isn't a piece of dirt
      :3

    • @Kagurabachi22
      @Kagurabachi22 5 років тому +7

      I thought i got it off!

  • @Kalesalad69
    @Kalesalad69 4 роки тому +2455

    “The airbag covers the bikers whole body”
    Arms: am I a joke to you?

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @AustinJASMR
      @AustinJASMR 4 роки тому +56

      They're not necessary. They only use them for stability on the motorcycle, they can afford to lose them.

    • @elgringoKH
      @elgringoKH 4 роки тому +31

      @Notsopro Gaming
      Aw man, I can’t wait to not write anymore, not use my keyboard and mouse, and eat like a dog since i lost my arms

    • @DeliciousHam69
      @DeliciousHam69 4 роки тому +18

      @@elgringoKH get prosthetic arms then, or just use yer feet, better yet just never ride a motorcycle to prevent that from happening

    • @DerFamouse
      @DerFamouse 4 роки тому +4

      from the image i guess you just suffocate since your face is deep in the bag.

  • @SobbleWobble13
    @SobbleWobble13 3 роки тому +2

    0:27 it the most perfect thing I've seen all day.

  • @AlphaNeon
    @AlphaNeon 5 років тому +259

    I wonder what this guy's UA-cam recommendations look like

  • @ianfrost8227
    @ianfrost8227 5 років тому +826

    what's the best u can do? moonwalk or twerking?
    male : *proceeds to do both*
    101% will smash

  • @nancy118
    @nancy118 4 роки тому +1014

    0:47
    Manakin: “how u like my moves, gurl”
    Bird: “go away Kyle”

  • @meatballman9745
    @meatballman9745 3 роки тому +7

    The manakins do not moon walk. It's something called *"glide twerking"*

  • @LulligesLulu
    @LulligesLulu 5 років тому +839

    Scientist with those ants be like
    *Can I drown you?*
    *Can I crush you?*
    *_Can I toss you?_*

    • @alexysiousren836
      @alexysiousren836 5 років тому +36

      I think it's more like
      CAN I YEET YOU?

    • @LulligesLulu
      @LulligesLulu 5 років тому +9

      @@alexysiousren836 Of course XD

    • @aardbeije02
      @aardbeije02 5 років тому +18

      imagine throwing this at someone who pissed you off

    • @LulligesLulu
      @LulligesLulu 5 років тому +12

      @@aardbeije02 I wouldn't dare do that for the fact alone that I would have to watch it splash against them, then dissolve into hundreds of ants climbing (into O~O) _every_ inch of them and ants creeping into nostrils, ears and eyes can't be pretty XD

    • @aardbeije02
      @aardbeije02 5 років тому +7

      @@LulligesLulu for that one person who ate my last cookie.. i would have no mercy >:C

  • @TakiMomoify
    @TakiMomoify 5 років тому +635

    Cat: *flings toy*
    _”Jesus Chri-“_

    • @eggggs1138
      @eggggs1138 5 років тому +8

      KawaiiMaple its Jason boun

    • @satisfactionday3394
      @satisfactionday3394 5 років тому

      @@eggggs1138

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 років тому +3

      @@eggggs1138 Ah Jason boun the most feared man on the planet that Jason Bourne guy is such a faker

  • @neil8688
    @neil8688 5 років тому +322

    I don't think that bird was moon walking.
    I think he was showing off HIS HUGE TAIL

  • @cardijey6918
    @cardijey6918 2 роки тому +2

    Hi, great Vid! Just a friendly request to avoid these clips of owners letting their dogs hang their head out of the window. Although some dogs like it, it is really strongly advised against, as the risk of the dogs head hitting something, the much higher fatality for the dog in case of an accident, the difficulty to breath at higher speeds of wind and dust can be really bad.
    By showing these clips, this behavior is normalized and more people might think, this may be an ok thing to do.
    Thank you!

  • @zarr1356
    @zarr1356 5 років тому +193

    "They like to moonwalk"
    *proceeds to vibrate violently toward unsuspecting female*

  • @what3374
    @what3374 5 років тому +130

    the bird: moonwalks
    also the bird: *TWERKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

    • @jocelynhayes3185
      @jocelynhayes3185 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @etegedam6870
      @etegedam6870 5 років тому +1

      Female: I have seen faster moves

    • @rimmipeepsicles1870
      @rimmipeepsicles1870 5 років тому

      @@etegedam6870 and your tail ain't thicc enough.
      Wait, isn't this meme dead already?

    • @etegedam6870
      @etegedam6870 5 років тому

      @@rimmipeepsicles1870 apparently I like digging grave bringing dead back to life

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 5 років тому +719

    Friend: *Slaps seat of bike
    Airbag: **Activate Burrito mode**

  • @snegluf
    @snegluf 2 роки тому +1

    If a man every aggressively twerked while accelerating backward towards me I would get a restraining order

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 5 років тому +326

    They love to moonwalk? I think you mean *_TWERK_*

    • @lordnonsonby1727
      @lordnonsonby1727 5 років тому +14

      Cardi B has entered the chat

    • @ellie946
      @ellie946 5 років тому +6

      T H E M A N T W E R K

    • @snazdrag
      @snazdrag 5 років тому +1

      My grandma has entered the chat

    • @pollyloves6919
      @pollyloves6919 5 років тому +1

      More like jackhammer

    • @charlieberry5340
      @charlieberry5340 5 років тому

      Medium D Speaks that’s exactly what I thought

  • @pizzamozzarella2786
    @pizzamozzarella2786 3 роки тому +1672

    Guy: invents possible function to save thousands of motorcyclists a year
    Everyone: bird

    • @UsmanAhmed_u
      @UsmanAhmed_u 3 роки тому +18

      Welcome to the modern age

    • @SkadooHusky
      @SkadooHusky 3 роки тому +7

      That technology isn't new.
      They've already got airbag vests that cover vital areas.
      The full body protection would help prevent broken arms and legs but those usually aren't fatal.
      The existing systems that have more coverage tend to be built into more traditional motorcycle clothing.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 роки тому +5

      That system is... questionable. Plus they already have systems out now, as previously stated.

    • @jawms
      @jawms 3 роки тому +5

      @@sinisterthoughts2896 The quality of the animation is probably a direct correlation to the likelihood of it existing.

    • @bobcat_baker
      @bobcat_baker 3 роки тому +1

      I almost started crying because I want to be a bird.

  • @Kaluthes
    @Kaluthes 5 років тому +874

    0:45 He's not moonwalking
    *HE'S BUSTING THAT A$$*

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz 2 роки тому

    I love it when I find one of your videos that I haven't yet seen.

  • @TwoLonelyPenguins
    @TwoLonelyPenguins 5 років тому +316

    Makakin: (Spots a female bird)
    Female Bird: *Sweating intensifies*

    • @rimmipeepsicles1870
      @rimmipeepsicles1870 5 років тому +17

      Oh not his thicc tail again.

    • @junior7457
      @junior7457 5 років тому +5

      Other female birds : O.M.G HE IS REALLY GOING WITH CASSANDRA WOW I JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIS SMOOTH SILKY THICC TAIL

    • @miradookie
      @miradookie 5 років тому +5

      she's absolutely petrified

    • @ChuChu.id0l
      @ChuChu.id0l 5 років тому

      10, 000 Subscribers with no videos It’s a manakin. Not Makakin

  • @mercka4583
    @mercka4583 5 років тому +153

    The 1000 fire ants are more strong and co-operative than the 4 people in my group project

    • @mmcclure1496
      @mmcclure1496 5 років тому +6

      Fire ants: Guys let's stick together

    • @Aurocia
      @Aurocia 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @Astrixct
      @Astrixct 5 років тому +3

      @@mmcclure1496 i see what u did there

  • @thecatcuriositykilled4061
    @thecatcuriositykilled4061 5 років тому +371

    Imagine all fire ants in the world joining together to make a giant person stepping on humans and burning them with a giant magnifying glass lol

  • @aghaanantyab
    @aghaanantyab 2 роки тому +2

    I think turning into a human burrito is a bad idea, the bouncy effect may cause the human bounce randomly and could be run over by other cars or a truck or plunged into a ditch and get stuck

    • @EmilySpiritExT
      @EmilySpiritExT 2 роки тому

      I understand what you said but at least some people are trying to figure out a way for bikers to have protection during crashes. Sure the idea might not be the best so far but at least they are trying something. It’s a nice gesture for bikers to gain once it’s a safe protection!

  • @unvjae
    @unvjae 5 років тому +228

    Slightly bumps into car...
    *Human burrito falls off bike*

    • @illicitlegacy3783
      @illicitlegacy3783 5 років тому +14

      *Gets ejected off motorcycle*

    • @TeaLurker
      @TeaLurker 5 років тому +2

      Hilarious

    • @iamf6641
      @iamf6641 5 років тому

      @@TeaLurker this is actually life saving ive been in a couple of high speed 2 wheel amd 4 wheel highspeed motorcycle accidents the worst i had was a broken shoulder them helmet saved me in all of them. the airbag could have saved me from all injuries

    • @TeaLurker
      @TeaLurker 5 років тому

      @@iamf6641 don't be so serious. I said hilarious cause of the comments.

    • @iamf6641
      @iamf6641 5 років тому

      @@TeaLurker i knew you would reply like this im not a serious person thats why i always speed and almost die id ont know why i didnt die

  • @ceppi2158
    @ceppi2158 5 років тому +266

    Car: I am bout to end this whole mans career
    Burrito: not on my watch

  • @joshuadeacon2283
    @joshuadeacon2283 5 років тому +369

    Sorry but that bird is not moon walking. That's a full blown twerk lol 😂 0:55

  • @High.on.Life_DnB
    @High.on.Life_DnB 2 роки тому

    The graphics of that racing game are insaaaaane!!! Looks just like real life!

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 років тому +92

    That shoe idea is actually very smart and clever yet simple and easy. Makes me wonder why no one thought of it before.

    • @ricardomilos6874
      @ricardomilos6874 5 років тому +9

      Simple....money, no company want s to make something that wont get them more money

    • @rodrigopinto27
      @rodrigopinto27 5 років тому +3

      I don't think a pair of shoes being worn everyday will last for so long that they need 5 sizes.

    • @majorphysics3669
      @majorphysics3669 5 років тому +3

      @@rodrigopinto27 idk, im wearing 4 year old shoes rn lol.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 5 років тому +5

      What sandals? They have been made before. And same as with a cure for Aids or cancer. Corporations would much rather sell you something that you would need to buy every month/year than something that just gives them business once (in a long time). People just generally dont give a fuck about poor people.

    • @fulanodetal7570
      @fulanodetal7570 5 років тому +2

      @@Jartran72 Thats sad

  • @KathiEOSp
    @KathiEOSp 5 років тому +242

    1:58
    I’m trying to wrap my head around the fact that that’s just a blob of *ant*

  • @agusoilher
    @agusoilher 5 років тому +178

    Dude: Goes to sleep on jungle.
    Pillow: *starts moving*

  • @TappersTay
    @TappersTay 3 роки тому +4

    Fireants are becoming to smart. Soon they’ll freaking become a volcano since they already feel like lava when biting you.

  • @Ali-ts8bv
    @Ali-ts8bv 5 років тому +1441

    Car: Hits motorcyclist
    Motorcyclist: I’m about to perform what’s called a pro gamer move
    *_Marshmallow_*

    • @Cain-ns3cp
      @Cain-ns3cp 5 років тому +7

      AlmightyDragon marshmallow man

    • @aliciadeno6313
      @aliciadeno6313 5 років тому +6

      I wish that my half step cousin had that he died recently because he was in a motorcycle and he collided with the car and died

    • @kennyocceno2204
      @kennyocceno2204 5 років тому +4

      *e p i c g a m e r*

    • @mate12326
      @mate12326 5 років тому

      @@kennyocceno2204 Yes LMAOO

    • @felixvegge3764
      @felixvegge3764 5 років тому

      that mans arms gonna be dust tho

  • @splitz775
    @splitz775 3 роки тому +2837

    “It’s over Manakin, I have the high ground!”
    “You underestimate my power!”
    (Twerks Aggressively)

  • @nxtrya
    @nxtrya 5 років тому +803

    That sir, is no moonwalk. That bird watched waaaay too much Nicki Minaj Videos.

    • @memequeen5157
      @memequeen5157 5 років тому +2

      Bruh xD

    • @raiz3937
      @raiz3937 5 років тому

      What

    • @WillowIsntHere
      @WillowIsntHere 5 років тому +3

      You just read my mind XD

    • @silas290
      @silas290 5 років тому +1

      EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT LMFAO

    • @kennyloggins8534
      @kennyloggins8534 5 років тому +8

      Check this out baby girl, no other dude can shake it like I shake it

  • @Shadow__133
    @Shadow__133 3 роки тому +3

    Having been hit in the shoulder by a poorly designed airbag I can say this is the worst idea I heard recently 🤦‍♂️.

  • @loganmatson4066
    @loganmatson4066 5 років тому +276

    00:47 actual video evidence of me approaching my middle school crush, circa 2007, colorized.

    • @boolahboi1605
      @boolahboi1605 5 років тому +6

      I’m so confused on the time span of this comment

    • @snazdrag
      @snazdrag 5 років тому

      Teeth Curtis why?

    • @greenthunder1944
      @greenthunder1944 5 років тому +1

      My crush is named Ciara too :D

    • @Kevin22156
      @Kevin22156 5 років тому

      Probably had the same outcome too

    • @thorn9382
      @thorn9382 5 років тому +1

      What a mad lad

  • @tekof4358
    @tekof4358 5 років тому +512

    Me: it's hard to moonwalk
    My freind that pops out of nowhere: 0:39

  • @chaosxdani
    @chaosxdani 3 роки тому +1108

    “Somebody broke in!”
    “I’ll load the cat!”
    *meow*

  • @DoomSlayersPrincess
    @DoomSlayersPrincess 2 роки тому

    The driving experience!! Oh my god that is so creative✨

  • @steveglen3354
    @steveglen3354 5 років тому +580

    1:17
    *Can be more exciting if you introduce a 🐈 as the final level boss*

    • @modulu
      @modulu 5 років тому +3

      It’s a vr showing what a rc car in his house sees

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes 5 років тому +28

      i dont think you get the joke

    • @user-qs6lh2vd6x
      @user-qs6lh2vd6x 5 років тому +2

      Steve Glen what racing game has a final boss

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes 5 років тому +5

      @@user-qs6lh2vd6x Diddy Kong Racing

    • @steveglen3354
      @steveglen3354 5 років тому +7

      @@user-qs6lh2vd6x Ah!You must be new to video games

  • @lopi1928
    @lopi1928 5 років тому +390

    Somebody's brain: oh look a pillow on a road.
    My brain: *Human Burrito*

    • @tlastknight
      @tlastknight 5 років тому

      My brain: CRASH

    • @Tired_Coffee
      @Tired_Coffee 5 років тому

      I was your 100th like. ;)

    • @Gurpefy
      @Gurpefy 5 років тому

      he literally said that in the video. I hate these comments of people like this that think they're quirky, like no.

  • @yewtmeintoablackhole4606
    @yewtmeintoablackhole4606 4 роки тому +1031

    “The bird likes to moonwalk to impress the ladies”
    *Literally Twerks on em*

    • @teddy-9236
      @teddy-9236 4 роки тому +3

      🤣lol

    • @Angultra
      @Angultra 4 роки тому +29

      Moontwerk

    • @xxdogloverxx9846
      @xxdogloverxx9846 4 роки тому +2

      @@Angultra YEAHHH😂😂

    • @Kay-uh8kb
      @Kay-uh8kb 4 роки тому

      I got one!

    • @Kay-uh8kb
      @Kay-uh8kb 4 роки тому +1

      Michel Jackson likes to do the moon walk to empress ladies😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notclmns
    @notclmns 3 роки тому +8

    The Question is: How can the Burrito breathe?

  • @benjaminrobledo5466
    @benjaminrobledo5466 5 років тому +234

    That bird ain't moonwalking.. it's Mooning. 😂

    • @SleepySamo
      @SleepySamo 5 років тому +4

      Benjamin Robledo no actually he’s twerking

    • @DerpScout
      @DerpScout 5 років тому +2

      its exposing its ding dong

    • @benjaminrobledo5466
      @benjaminrobledo5466 5 років тому

      @Elijah Morris
      If only it worked that way in real life...

    • @Bacondoggo
      @Bacondoggo 5 років тому +1

      Mooning while walking, Moonwalking

  • @zachrat9083
    @zachrat9083 5 років тому +1766

    It would make me nervous that the motorcycle airbag would just go off randomly

    • @somethinglame5472
      @somethinglame5472 5 років тому +41

      Zach Ratliff you would be hella safe tho

    • @zachrat9083
      @zachrat9083 5 років тому +83

      Something Lame Yeah but your motorcycle coolness would just go out the window

    • @dumboverheaven3633
      @dumboverheaven3633 5 років тому +10

      Looks like someone ordered taco bells

    • @burnthewitch_
      @burnthewitch_ 5 років тому +22

      Think about it though, you're at the same risk of that happening in your car. If you don't hit anything with your motorcycle or car, it shouldn't worry you more on the motorcycle, they're activated by the same thing: a heavy impact.

    • @zachrat9083
      @zachrat9083 5 років тому +7

      krobie53 Usually the motorcycle airbags are activated by intense movement like falling. They will have clips that will rip of and deploy it. Not only that, but you look like a dumb ass too lol

  • @willpalm0610
    @willpalm0610 5 років тому +843

    1819: we will have human burritos in 200 years
    2019: *flying cars*

  • @wisegraycube
    @wisegraycube 3 роки тому

    0:50 I love it how that green bird just looks uninterested

  • @SamuelEspera
    @SamuelEspera 5 років тому +91

    My first week in college is better now. Thanks for making your videos. Thank you for spreading joy. 💕

    • @mus1cgaming114
      @mus1cgaming114 5 років тому

      What collage do u go to! xD

    • @aons5481
      @aons5481 5 років тому

      Good-luck

    • @andydietrich3689
      @andydietrich3689 5 років тому

      Jino Espera Burgos Just have fun! It’s going to fly by faster than high school did - don’t be afraid to meet new people and try new things. After your 1st or 2nd year, get serious about joining clubs and networking with people in your major so you can line up a job post graduation. If you don’t know where to start, make appointments across campus with different counselors, club leaders, etc. that will give you an idea where to start.

    • @SamuelEspera
      @SamuelEspera 5 років тому

      @@andydietrich3689 thank you! I've always wanted to part of something bigger. I've always been a shut in, I hope I can really connect with other people. It's been a week since classes started and I haven't made any friends. :/ 😂💪

    • @SamuelEspera
      @SamuelEspera 5 років тому

      @@aons5481 thanks, I'm gonna need all the luck that I can get. 💪

  • @indiradeleon7994
    @indiradeleon7994 4 роки тому +332

    *Steals 2 million fire ants so I can sleep on a “pillow” tonight*

  • @nevil6833
    @nevil6833 5 років тому +740

    DDOI: A moon walking bird to impress females
    **Bird twerks infront of female**
    *[Everyone Liked That]*

    • @lunch_bucket
      @lunch_bucket 5 років тому +4

      She doesn't seem impressed though.

    • @mira238
      @mira238 5 років тому +2

      Why you all have this profile picture? I mean this hard man with sunglases.

    • @lunch_bucket
      @lunch_bucket 5 років тому +9

      @@mira238 It was suppose to be meaning they're part of a "virtual" cult runned by a guy named MaximilianMus. I honestly don't understand why they still keeping this profile pic even after MaximilianMus betrayed them by supporting T-Series.

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 5 років тому

      IMakeRandom normie ass

    • @mira238
      @mira238 5 років тому

      @@lunch_bucket Thank you :-) I founded it long time ago :-)

  • @NotAiden19
    @NotAiden19 Рік тому +1

    It would be kind of embarrassing turning into a burrito after a crash

  • @ironici
    @ironici 4 роки тому +683

    0:47
    "Greg, act natural"
    "Greg I swear to God"

  • @kimjongun4343
    @kimjongun4343 5 років тому +325

    2:43 that's very funny and cute but....
    *why did I feel his pain?*

    • @addylene3653
      @addylene3653 5 років тому +9

      Maybe you had the same situation 😂
      Edit: OMG thanks for the one like!

    • @Smoothie_dude
      @Smoothie_dude 5 років тому +5

      It means you're a caring human being who isn't too protective but still cares about the safety of other animals

    • @ha-ru8907
      @ha-ru8907 5 років тому +1

      That cat looks awfully similar to mine

    • @anubis4032
      @anubis4032 5 років тому +1

      If you had braces get stuck on your cover 😡

    • @zp6114
      @zp6114 5 років тому

      @@Smoothie_dude Damn thats wholesomeness

  • @oliverkirkland420
    @oliverkirkland420 5 років тому +574

    Why is no one talking about the fire ant chunk
    THATS TERRIFYING