I would say I've also "missed" them but as a man, talking about men (talking about women), I will not misappropriate the word "miss" in a negative context. Instead, I will say I have "mistered" them and commit to Do Better.
As a child, I was told I was 3 feet tall. I knew they were wrong. I just couldn’t articulate it. Now at 32, I’ve finally embraced my true height of 2’3”. Soon, I’ll be getting height deconstruction surgery, where they will take my legs below the knees and remove them. I truly envy height fluid people like Michael. It’s such bullshit that he gets to be any height he wants while I have to suffer.
@@VENZUL0 I am already donating them to my child. He’s 2, but he identifies as 6’ already, so we’ll be finding a doctor willing to do the installation. I’m sorry 😢
Its morally wrong for Michael to grow tall like that as he becomes imposing and threatening. He should read the room and be no taller than the shortest height identifying woxmyn in any given room.
I can’t believe Kyle would blatantly flaunt his height privilege in front of someone suffering from vertical dysphoria. Is it so hard to make someone feel safe?
Worth it! A sense of community, & comedy gold every week! And you will have access to over 100 member videos already in his mem playlist. Fantastic stuff in there.
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That's called bipolar depression, son. One day your ten feet tall then you see a Karen then your two feet tall. You're just emotionally fluid. Suck on a cold carrot. It helps. Make sure to hit the back of the throat for maximum healing.
I've missed Michael & Michael. 💖
I would say I've also "missed" them but as a man, talking about men (talking about women), I will not misappropriate the word "miss" in a negative context. Instead, I will say I have "mistered" them and commit to Do Better.
Me too!
@@janetsmith8566 Me three! Yay, Pussies is back!!
Goddamn it's good to see Kurp again on this channel
“They’re notorious animated hate crime.”
Kurt is a singular genius
Their
Thayer
@@everitt161 sup bro. I can't stay mad at you--we both appreciate these guys
“Notorious animated hate crime” 😂😂
"She's unconscious; be a man." had me dying
Thats how i was raised. Im jus from a diff generation
As a child, I was told I was 3 feet tall. I knew they were wrong. I just couldn’t articulate it.
Now at 32, I’ve finally embraced my true height of 2’3”. Soon, I’ll be getting height deconstruction surgery, where they will take my legs below the knees and remove them.
I truly envy height fluid people like Michael. It’s such bullshit that he gets to be any height he wants while I have to suffer.
Can I have your sub-knee legs? I identify as 8'2" and it would greatly aid me in reaching my truth.
@@VENZUL0 I am already donating them to my child. He’s 2, but he identifies as 6’ already, so we’ll be finding a doctor willing to do the installation. I’m sorry 😢
@@deckerstirek9213 it's OK, I'm vertically fluid. I identify as 6'2" now. God bless your child on their journey.
Soo brave and stunning
Stop being a heightest, embrace your own height and leave Michael to his. Nazi.
"By the time we got to the front of the line, Michael was too short to ride" I almost pissed myself 🤣
No better comedy on the planet rn
I'm a vertical dysphoria ally. You are strong and brave and we support you Kurp!
"Son quit flouncing around singing your show tunes, find an unconscious woman, and assault her" 😂 Perfect
The “blood rushing to the head” bit had me in stitches.
I feel guilty being cis heightened. Seeing someone as stunning and brave as Michael living his authentic self humbles me.
Love yins guys! Great work Kyle! You too Kurp!!!
Thank God these two did have to endure the horror of Burning Man this year. It looked very stressful.
Two videos in one year. You guys are awesome.
Varying from 3' to 9' in a day must be so difficult. I respect your friend for his resiliency and bravery.
God damn that ending was funny
Krup get well soon. Thank you for venturing outside the safe space.😥
I don't know how you guys get through this without pissing yourselves laughing.
The cutback to tall Kurp was priceless.
I wish I could Like this twice. Comedy this good & well executed needs Two Thumbs Up!
Thanks to this channel, my little heart skips a beat when I hear Kurp on a Sirius comedy channel in the car
A sorely underused term, “flouncing”. Damn, I love this, these consciousness-raising observations. Hella needed in these times. 😂😂😂
I have monetary dysphoria. I identify as a wealthy man, not what my bank account assigned me as.
Its morally wrong for Michael to grow tall like that as he becomes imposing and threatening. He should read the room and be no taller than the shortest height identifying woxmyn in any given room.
I can’t believe Kyle would blatantly flaunt his height privilege in front of someone suffering from vertical dysphoria. Is it so hard to make someone feel safe?
If I found a therapist with the disposition, personality and validation that Kyle demonstrates here, I think I could resolve (some of) my issues.
I’m a bit embarrassed but seeing Kerp back made my day.
Seeing you in Chicago Kyle!
This had me laughing so damn hard. Love you guys. Kyle deserves to blow up on UA-cam.
So brave. Such an inspiration to humanity. Thank you Michael for living your truth
Damn I may have to subscribe just to see this episode. Funniest thing you guys do!
Worth it! A sense of community, & comedy gold every week! And you will have access to over 100 member videos already in his mem playlist. Fantastic stuff in there.
I’ve never seen this before. Just showed up on my home page. Don’t know what I’m watching but I’m into it
Hot chin diaper Kurp
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I can’t handle how perfect this video is
YO! So glad to see Michael and Michael back!!
Why does the second Michael look longer than the first Michael? Weird illusion.
I swear,you guys,man...always get the job done, absolutely great work.Salute.
0:42 “Animated hate crime” got me. It’s not everyday you hear those are words used in conjunction with each other
This is so needed. Thank you!!
You know it's gunna be a good clip when UA-cam makes me switch apps to watch it
You guys are fantastic! So glad to see Kurp's back!!
UA-cam gave me a trigger warning when I clicked on this pure comedy gold...
Who the hell are you people?!? I'm a little bit in love! Liked and subbed! Thanks for that❤
I love their NPR voices
Welcome back my favorite team.
"Disney's notorious animated hate crime" 🤣💀
That last joke killed me 😂
“…the area…”. I needed this. Ty
“Don’t come back unless you’re Puerto Rican.” Lmao
I’m in awe over the way Kyle can morph into so many different characters. He’s like Sybil, but funny and not psychotic.
Side note Kyle: I say “ I’m Megan Markle and I’m an American” in the most annoying voice I can 5 times a day
I'm the cheapest (frugal) person out there, but I might just have to pay the patreon to get the full version
to me, very few things are worth it
LOL!!!! ohh my god... This was great!!! Some people might actually think this is real it was so well done LOL!!!
How do they keep a straight face ..😂
Multiple takes. And they're fkn pros....
Michael we stand with you and you are a Brave Brave hero of mine.
Brilliant, thanks guys. Love the 'notorious animated hate crime' line !
Thank you, Michael.
THANK YOU
This is on another level - it's genius 😂
OH MY GOD! This is the greatest day in male feminist HISTORY! I mean HERstory!!!!
I’ve missed you!!!!!!! I was worried
You need to do more of this
my fave pod of all time
Really sad that my favorite podcast is now behind a paywall
Same
Kurt giving off Sam Harris vibes
Kurp welcome back !!
A very serious discussion. About time boys.
Your voice of reason has been sorely missed, M&M 👨❤️👨
I caught clones of the M&M's on my local college radio station last week.
Yesss!! Kurp's back!! ☺️👌🙏
Is the full episode staying behind a paywall?
Good to see Kurp back
Missed you Kurp!
Thank fuck this is back
My favorite podcast
I have missed these.
Funny as ever. Love you guys😎
Do you have to be a patron to get the full episode? Will the full episode be up eventually on UA-cam or will it always be a Patreon exclusive?
YO! Ive missed the KURPster ..... good to see him again YO ! Whispering MICHAEL has such a soothing voice.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YO!
Superb!
Can’t imagine not laughing. Pivoting and flouncing? Like, what?
More. MORE. Pierce through the institutionalized insanity with the tried-and-true gifts of satire, parody, and RIDICULE. This is necessary, important work, and, of course, it’s fucking hilarious to any sentient person beyond the hive-mind. These talents cannot fall through the cracks. Donate. Support. #WhatPlanetISthis?
My favorite podcast men of true culture ❤
As funny as this is, their take on Snow White kissing the "helmet" is quintessential Freud.
Jesus Christ Kurt kills it as a true serial killer when in character.
Michael and Michael together again. Kurples
All that helmet kissing made me change sizes, too.
That’s a lovely shawl, Michael.
In 20 yrs this will be seen as a DOCUSERIES! lol
No better way to mock the tempest than with comedy
lol i love how he still has his mask
I have one word…engorgement.
My favorite allies❤
1:55 Kurp IS Michael in The Apache Chief Origin Story!
Good to see Michaal.
I love this 😂
That's called bipolar depression, son. One day your ten feet tall then you see a Karen then your two feet tall. You're just emotionally fluid. Suck on a cold carrot. It helps. Make sure to hit the back of the throat for maximum healing.
Please gouge out me goddamn eyeballs.
Oddly soothing
Vertical disphoria 😂
there's only one suitable response to this glorious episode - yo!