Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island

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[@sophjess9111]

The way george looks at Chloe has me crying in the corner of my room

[@kaylen661]

OMG SAMEE but i realized to late and only noticed it towards the end

[@jokervii3805]

have u seen the way he looks at max tho

[@kaylen661]

@@jokervii3805 ik he looks at everyone like he’s in love with them and i’m here for it

[@kayleighbarnes6184]

YES

[@aylamaria05]

@@jokervii3805n😊

[@georgeclarkey]

I think that went quite well

[@erg6316]

I felt very bad for you watching that prank, hope it doesn’t keep you up at night

[@stephx8811]

Awwr bless ya. Can tell you fancied Chloe, you was blushing. Very cute to watch

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Alright NikNak Cock how's it going?!

[@Themidlandsmum]

George’s soul literally left his body at the prank 😅

[@neonclawsavie]

Loved this pod although George wasn’t speaking as much as usual but the chemistry between max and Chloe is insane you can tell they’re close friends. Just would’ve loved to see his mouth move more often not just the random jokes and giggles! Much love 💗

[@fshomarlen]

I see Chloe, I click and automatically like bc she’s a fellow silly goose

[@leahhamo19083]

Honestly I can’t wait to watch this because I never watched love island but just always found Chloe quite annoying but I added her on Snapchat because she seemed so laid back and I wanted to like her 🤣and after I did that I think she’s a fellow silly goose too lool x

[@vmpltz]

when george’s face dropped i’m not joking i was gonna cry 😂

[@Alicelauren890]

Chloe seems like such a sweet person. This episode was so funny, she is the best! Love it

[@eghtesadnia]

So now that Andrew's been signed with MVE, can we please have him as the next guest/employee on the podcast...

[@annieeames2282]

Chloe is the BEST potential recruit so far, she was hilarious. Max and George still never fail to make me snort and cry laughing

[@leahhamo19083]

George bless his heart is in LOVE🥹all quiet there , I ship it tbh 🤣

[@Betz711]

I’ve said this before, Chloe needs her own reality show, along with her wildly funny family! 👍💕

[@jessicanaismith4972]

George’s outfit in this is banging

[@BrookeLSmith]

As an American I have zero idea what’s going on, but I love you all

[@siege2310]

Does anyone else perfectly understand Max’s infinite string of consecutive tangents and then gets completely lost when they are actually responding to emails/voice notes?

[@vmpltz]

george looks a bit like he’s in a trance, licking his lips and all 😂

[@_itsgeorgina_]

george actually looked like he wanted the ground to open up and swallow him during the prank 😂😂

[@bricesvids9628]

Great episode! I felt so bad for George when Max and Chloe pranked him

[@chloerichards9364]

what minutes was it

[@jasmine-zw3qs]

i am literally paused at 29:15 bc im so scared to watch this prank i fear the sexond hand embarrassment

[@harrybank1421]

i think a part of george died a little bc of that prank, he completely shat himself

[@isaurak6693]

Okay I have to admit. This is the first video I've ever watched and I came here for Chloe, but you guys are absolutely hilarious. I will be subscribing and watching more videos!

[@marlie5414]

Why does george look so scared, like he’s just grinning as a cover up

[@skyeee8085]

i think he’s got a crush on chloe👀

[@wolfblood6754]

We neeeed Paul breach on the pod

[@AA-qb7ni]

Chloe is that girl you wanna be best friends with 😂😂 She's hilarious

[@erg6316]

George fancies her so bad

[@_itsgeorgina_]

i’ve never watched love island. so i didn’t know chloe coming into this but i think i’ve fallen in love with her 😂

[@BLDRTS]

I love Chloe sm 😭 this was incredible start to finish

[@georgehandcock9127]

George looked so awkward throughout the whole thing 🤣

[@ammo_sc]

Will is the Heir, Harry is the spare!! Just royal family things 🤙🏽

[@RubesErin]

i ship chloe and george so bad

[@erg6316]

I KNOW

[@minowooo]

no bc yes

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

Isn’t Chloe in a relationship with Toby still? Lmfao

[@maryamxx2193]

@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy nope

[@ama.2391]

@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Nope not anymore

[@minowooo]

i’m so invested in these

[@lenablunstone6038]

I literally wait all day on Sundays for this pod 😍

[@Queenmartha]

George has got a big crush

[@millicentmiller4957]

“The heir and the spare” literally the royals would have multiple children just in case the Heir would die… that’s why his book is called spare

[@Ripm3m8]

The collab we never knew we needed

[@granny-pe8iw]

the sexual tension between george and chloe tho

[@erg6316]

It’s INTENSE

[@ildiko8426]

george barely said anything around chloe this episode 😭 maybe i understand why he’s single now

[@princess_mj4396]

Nice my favourite time of the week is here

[@samphelan1707]

I’m sorry but Chloe’s Mug 😂😂😂😂 perfectly placed! Chloe is one my fav islanders of all time, no wheeey! She’s great. Loved this, first time watching big fan, keep going lads!

[@kieransmith8775]

27:58 mentioning shoulder shaking after being with specs is class

[@krissyk1997]

Max tried to say nepotism lol

[@MCKCSB]

George doesn't get a word in! 😂

[@vilmamakinen5657]

In Sweden, Harry’s Book is called “The Second”, so if he writes another it will be “The Second The Second” lol

[@orls9068]

Lol

[@abidanielson2747]

George was gonna cry omds 😂😂

[@Libs-qt6gc]

YES CHLOEEEE

[@luciewilliams804]

I felt so bad for George. You could tell he was upset by it

[@jasmine-zw3qs]

im actually so scared for this prank like

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

13:03 The word Max Bagwettey is looking for is _Nepotism._

[@keeleevansgray8187]

do you mean ovulating 😭😭😭😭😭 and can i just say i love max and chloe’s bond but george was so quite 😢

[@fvil9379]

Max was talking a million miles a min lol. George was a quiet mouse

[@gloaming_8122]

Love the pod but I gotta say Istg I’m sure I once saw Max having a drunk argument on a train around Manchester pride 😭😅🤣
Edit, unlikely him but in my brain I half believe he was the person in this memory 🤣

[@meg-od2bo]

That prank was an impossible watch

[@CdotC]

Love her banter 😂

[@JoySuzannexo]

I mean this in the nicest way but George gives me big Will from the Inbetweeners vibes...

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

He's been getting that for years tbf

[@demsxxo]

you can tell george fancies her bless hes adorable bahaha

[@aishiasimmons4238]

max trying to say nepotism and arriving at incest lmfaooo

[@Scott_McKin]

14:55 perfect mug positioning

[@daaaaaaave]

Shy people don't have personalities? Cheers Max x

[@RainbowRandomFilms]

one hell of a jump cut 1:03:55

[@itsawrap883p]

george is so fine help

[@c0bbles344]

Prank starts at 29:14 🫶🫶

[@sawasedits7094]

Hello George and max❤

[@yoanamiteva7082]

Gosh I need subtitles about all this guys speaking over each other 🙄

[@kierawestpfel7292]

No I feel so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Enthusitwat]

wasn't meant to be this quick

[@megilouise5259]

love it!

[@tsimeone]

Cannot stand Love Island. 🤣 but this is great

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

41:57 🫡

[@bussytight8302]

can someone give me the timestamp for the prank

[@frenesiii]

bit late sorry but its 29:14

[@cookiemonster_47_]

❤❤❤

[@yes-kj6zs]

13:22 nepotism max

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

Who is she ? And don’t know what the cost of living crisis is so out of touch

[@harrison_msc]

first

[@ves14]

Right so, get rid of George and have Chloe on permanently

[@youtubeuser8144]

Nooo

[@UnionistUlster]

Grow up max.

[@jackagbb]

?????

[@izzy_ox12o42]

The purpose of this comment was?!? Not to quote you but
“Grow up“

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Max Bagwettey is grown.

[@Cookie-jl4st]

❤❤❤