Fancy seeing you here. I'm going to make the most of this chance to ask you if you ever played the Japan only shoot fighting games featuring Bas Rutten and many more
This must be the funniest video on the internet ever, everything is so perfect. The red guy who is supposed to be the “attacker” while Bas always is the one attacking with the most brute force possible. The sound effects. The role play texts he says while killing the “attacker” “Okay I’m sorry”. The whole setting, the using of random attributes. Coming back to this video annually but still crying every single time!
Bas Rutten’s key to self defense: Just be tougher and stronger than anyone in the bar and make sure you don’t have to defend yourself by starting every fight with a murder blow 1st.
Ya but underneath the theatrics its actually pretty sound advice if your actually in a situation where you're in real danger. Go for the eyes, groin, throat, grab a weapon if you can. Those are all advantages you can use even if you aren't big and tough.
@@MitchJohnson0110 For sure - the key point being real danger that you could not just remove yourself from first. There's almost no reason you should end up in that situation in the first place, unless you're a cage fighter/bouncer.
no no no- bang dangitty, bang dangitty, dig dog dangitty double dog dare ding dang double dog digitty dang doowap aditty ditty dumbditty doo- now practice till you get it right
This video changed my life, not only did it save me from getting beat up at a bar, it also cured my alcoholism, made me workout and eat regulary. It even fixed my daily routine because the cell lights go off at 9pm sharp! Highly recommend!
holy shit, dangedy dangedgy is a last resort man. life or death situations only. you really should have used the bing bing bing technique. i dont want anyone going to prison for self defense. dangededy if caught on camera would be hard to get off without a life sentence
People keep saying that until they find an even better video. Then those same people will start to say that video is the best youtube video ever. The cycle continues.
Why thank you 😊 I made this video in 2005 before I knew about YT, I still have the original file. The account I used to upload this video was hacked because I was a dummy. There have been numerous reposting of this video through the years with tens of millions of views. I even read an article where Bas himself talked about it. Every now and then I'll read through the comments for the laughs, it seems every line in the video has been quoted. I love that so many people have enjoyed my video, I laughed my ass off making it.
…no bs I was drunk AF many years ago and I was about to get jumped at TGIF bar. Remembered the barstool scene for whatever reason, and let’s just say it WORKED… I laugh now that I’m a much different person from before lol … but the two fools limped away
Yeah, no kidding. Poor red shirt guy. That was a hell of a long beating he got. i mean sure, Bas have to defend his wife's honor and all But, i'm certain red shirt guy learned his lesson the first minute in to his beating.
I would tell him straight about his wife..." excuse me, kind sir, I would like to state that your wife has an extremely Handsome Husband, and I bid you farewell.
Waiter: "What will you be having Miss?" Bas: "Don't you ever talk about my wife!" Badda dum! Pow Pow! Waiter: (bloodied and beaten) I was just trying to offer her breadsticks... Bas: "Knees to face!"
+Charlie foster Just so you know, in most, if all US states, 99% of what he's demonstrating would probably be flat-out illegal if you did this in a fight and claimed "self-defense" in court (unless the other person's actually trying to kill you or something). That said...this video is still morbidly/darkly funny.
It brought tears to my eyes how effective and fluid Bas's movements were. It shows that hes been in so many scrapes in bars and in the ring. Very very experienced.
Bryan Cunningham You go right ahead and think that lol. But when you try this stuff and get hurt it's your own fault. And try bas's rear naked choke escape to, you know the one where his assistant flings himself forward lol. And my 15+ years of martial arts and MMA is how I got the job in the first place.
Thanks to whoever made this compilation. This whole instructional was one of the greatest things ever put on video. I remember watching the full tape whenever it came out and then showing it to some friends who had no interest in self defense or had ever heard of Bas Rutten. They all fell in love with this guy’s personality and attitude and found themselves laughing. They joked that this is probably the only self defense tape ever made for the the bad guy. Besides all the unintentional comedy, Bas actually supplied a lot of great techniques, information, and insights into the reality of actual street fighting. It’s dirty, ugly stuff. There wasn’t any fancy kung fu hand trapping or dynamic taekwondo kicks involved here. Just the fastest and most efficient way to disable someone who’s trying to hurt you. There was nothing theoretical here. This was all knowledge learned in the real world from Bas’s fights in the ring and the street.
Bas Rutten is such a nice human being, I consider him a mentor and a source of inspiration, Bas overcame so much and achieved his dreams, he is helping me right now with a personal problem and his generosity is overwhelming.
Martin Benek The Men's Room lmfao. I never heard of Bas Rutten til then. After watching that 100's if times, I'm just now finding these. He's fucking hilarious!!!!
"NEVER EVER let them take your from behind with a choke, once your out, god knows what theyre gonna do to you" extremely true. Ive seen fights where the person is knocked out and the person keeps punching the unconcious
This is so hilarious, what's most hilarious is that this is all legitimately dangerous stuff for use in the most dangerous of situations for instant results if done correctly with absolute focus, this is no voodoo stuff, the technique is all sound and yet he acts like a crazy yob !!! Priceless! A real gem I haven't seen until now in 2021
I feel like if I started with Bas it would literally take him 10 seconds to hit me 7-8 times, break 5 bones in my body, and I'd wake up 24 hours later having literally no clue what happened. This guy is a freaking animal.
I've been looking for this video for soo many years. It had to be almost 20 years ago when I saw the original that had gone viral. Then it disappeared and I've been looking for it forever until now! WoW!
Bas was too easy on him...Surely he could have taken him over the bar also, and used the full top shelf of bottles to cut off his arms, cut off his legs, then make a beer tap out of his torso.
Lmao. This is hilarious but the messed up part is how scarily accurate and destructive these techniques are smh. Do try at home, someone will get hurt very quickly.
In all seriousness, can you imagine how bad it would have been to start a bar fight with Bas Rutten? These guys probably didn't know who he was until they were on life support
An NFL player Brian Urlacher ( a well known linebacker with power and aggression that intimidated his colleagues) once got into an argument with Bas Rutten at some charity event. Someone Brian knew told him who Bas was, and Brian approached him with an apology over the way he acted. Bas was legitimately one of the scariest men on the planet, and his reputation still carries to this day
The liver is a notorious weakpoint. People underestimate it because it's close to your abdominals so you think it's protected but it's not, even in well toned bodies, there's many videos of world class boxing matches with fighters getting knocked down from well placed liver punches.
Libs Hate Montesquieu damn that sounds like you took quite the hit I've only ever had it happen to me during sparring which still sucked a lot but yours sounds worse hahah I was able to keep training
The best part of this video is that Bas starts every single fight
Haha 😂
Jajajajaja
Prevention
It's called "getting your retaliation in first".
Putin said once something like "if you can't avoid a fight make sure you strike first" lol
In this video he will teach you how to turn a simple verbal dispute into a life sentence for first degree murder
Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha I'm dying for real
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
😀👍
“Here’s how you defend yourself against someone that’s sitting down cross legged”
😂😂😂
Im sorry sir but im gonna break your leg 😂😂
"He looks like he may be asleep? Good. The element of surprise is necessary for effective self defense"
IM DED
Anti-hindu system
"He tried to kill me. So now I gotta return the favor" lmao gold
"Stab, in the liver"
"Right away you say okay im sorry.........BANG BANG BANG...... no im not!!"
Based
The biggest crime in history is that bas rutten was a bouncer when there were no smartphones to video his bar fights
DeathmetalIndian right?!?!
@@MS-sv1tr But that's like the History Channel when what we want is Worldstar videos
Crazy right?! Bas feels like a very honest person I really feel he is telling the truth about his past it's just too bad we couldn't see it on video
Sir! You are soooo right! LOL
@Brendan Cronin They would also expose the 95% of self defense videos available to the public for the frauds they are.
“Hi, I’m Bas Rutten and I’m going to show you how to escalate a disagreement into murder”
Thanks, I just spit coke all over my keyboard.
Lmfao been awhile since i laughed that hard thanks for that.
This made me laugh so hard I cried
🤣🤣🤣🤣
exaclty :D :D :D :D so nice....
"He is telling me about my wife... I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to break your leg." Lmao!
Tyler Cooper I'm dying 😂😂😂
Lmfao
2:47 timestamp
4:02
Bas Rutten auditions for Chewbacca
😅😅😅
I'm around 80% sure that he started 100% of those fights.
😂😂😂
naw Bas is too nice
yeah he might have started them ...but I'm pretty sure he finished them too
Lol!!!
Lmaooo
"On the streets, everything is legal"- Bas Rutten, Attorney at Law
2 eyes for an eye sounds fair
@@brianangarola8779 2 eyes, a liver, a kneecap, and five teeth for telling him that the seat is taken seems fair to him.
Man, I never realized Terra nullius bars were so popular
I never wanted this video to end
The full version is like 2 hrs
@@KsnaksBsbsbsdo you happen to know where that is
Dangada-dangada-dang.
Funny seeing you here
“Smaaaaaaaaaack his face!”
hey snes drunk!! love the channel my man, you have a great rest of your day
WANG!!!
Fancy seeing you here. I'm going to make the most of this chance to ask you if you ever played the Japan only shoot fighting games featuring Bas Rutten and many more
This must be the funniest video on the internet ever, everything is so perfect. The red guy who is supposed to be the “attacker” while Bas always is the one attacking with the most brute force possible. The sound effects. The role play texts he says while killing the “attacker” “Okay I’m sorry”. The whole setting, the using of random attributes. Coming back to this video annually but still crying every single time!
me too its comedy gold
I agree! Its actually a contender for the top finniest videos on the internet!!!
Yeah bit he definitely could do these moves on almost everyone on earth. He kicks people's as$ with his palms.
Totally true. In stitches crying laughing here!
Once in a while I forget about it, and then I remember and I get to watch it all over again. I’ve been doing it for years, I love it! He’s so funny.
"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye"
Words to live by
... Two eyes and kick in the groin!
@@jankubicek6697 and a liver shot
where i come from we call that an eye for two and a tooth for a jaw :)
woah, thats fucked up
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind but both...
Bas Rutten’s key to self defense: Just be tougher and stronger than anyone in the bar and make sure you don’t have to defend yourself by starting every fight with a murder blow 1st.
Peace, through superior firepower!
Lol, mutually assured destruction.
Ya but underneath the theatrics its actually pretty sound advice if your actually in a situation where you're in real danger. Go for the eyes, groin, throat, grab a weapon if you can. Those are all advantages you can use even if you aren't big and tough.
@@MitchJohnson0110 For sure - the key point being real danger that you could not just remove yourself from first. There's almost no reason you should end up in that situation in the first place, unless you're a cage fighter/bouncer.
@@braindeadvirtually this actually is a defense video used by bouncers in training...
Only Bas could demonstrate a self defence tactic that ends with you repeatedly stabbing someone in the liver. 😂
😂
Im crying
😂😂😂
So basically I gotta bang, bang, dangity, dang? I think I got it.
no no no- bang dangitty, bang dangitty, dig dog dangitty double dog dare ding dang double dog digitty dang doowap aditty ditty dumbditty doo- now practice till you get it right
Instructions were unclear, got my dick stuck in a fan.
xD WTF these youtube comments are for once awesome
Either that or DISH DISH
Roy Batty don't forget the denga-de-deng- deng
This video changed my life, not only did it save me from getting beat up at a bar, it also cured my alcoholism, made me workout and eat regulary. It even fixed my daily routine because the cell lights go off at 9pm sharp! Highly recommend!
In prison there is pruno
@@Bejita666I’m in solitary, i stabbed a guy with a chair.
Underrated comment
😂😂😂😂😂
I once used the "Dangedy Dangedy dang" technique on the Subway when three dudes tried to rob me. I killed all three that night. Thanks Bas!
Man hush you got your ass whopped lol
holy shit, dangedy dangedgy is a last resort man. life or death situations only. you really should have used the bing bing bing technique. i dont want anyone going to prison for self defense. dangededy if caught on camera would be hard to get off without a life sentence
@@shawnb1809 its a joke
Hilarious
I prefer the bong bong bong style. I used it on some ufc fighters behind a dumpster once and then finished them with a "don't you ever do this"
It also helps to be Bas Rutten
M Gonzo a lot!!!
😂
Well said
hahaha yeah, big time! I can't think of a short skinny guy trying to do any of those without any training.
700th LIKE
I'M 30 YEARS OLD NOW, BUT I STILL LOVE THIS AS MUCH AS WHEN I WAS 13... HUGE RESPECT TO BAS RUTTEN
this video is soooooooo nostoligic
Shit time fly so fast guys. Especially when 2019 covid start now 2022....
@@everythingcanwork5215el mundial de 2018 ( world cup) es como si fuese el año pasado.
Possibly the best youtube video ever.
Definitely up there hahaha
People keep saying that until they find an even better video. Then those same people will start to say that video is the best youtube video ever.
The cycle continues.
Love his enthusiasm
Why thank you 😊 I made this video in 2005 before I knew about YT, I still have the original file. The account I used to upload this video was hacked because I was a dummy. There have been numerous reposting of this video through the years with tens of millions of views. I even read an article where Bas himself talked about it. Every now and then I'll read through the comments for the laughs, it seems every line in the video has been quoted. I love that so many people have enjoyed my video, I laughed my ass off making it.
Yes
He tried to kill me. Now I have to return the favor. Lol.
psst... it's only fair.hehe
Stab in the liver lol
Don't do that to El Guapo.
LMFAO
Tell me why I saw this comment RIGHT when he said that same line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video will never get old. I've been watching it on and off for ten years, and every single time I burst out in laughter! 😆
Same. It’s brilliant. True work of art.
Bas said that he watched this video and laughed to tears.
Tessio allegedly lol jk
What interview
Tessio u. Under bbSsp
I'm not joking. If I remember correctly it was on a podcast with Joe Rogan.
I saw him saying that in some interview on here a few weeks ago.
The techniques I learned watching this video will come quite handy on black friday.
Peter Loew don't forget the bongh, bongh bong noises or its not super effective
The way he says “grab a chair” like it’s so instructional is just hilarious to me.
…no bs I was drunk AF many years ago and I was about to get jumped at TGIF bar.
Remembered the barstool scene for whatever reason, and let’s just say it WORKED… I laugh now that I’m a much different person from before lol … but the two fools limped away
Bad Rutten the perfect blend of hilarious and terrifying 😂
I intentionally removed my liver so no one could ever attack it in a fight.
Tactical
Outstanding move
You didn't have to take out the whole thing
good thinkin!
😂😂😂
“I broke somebody’s rib.” [cut to replacement opponent]
It's like a combination between martial arts and brawling. Also, I see Bas hasn't lost his obsession with Liver attacks.
Godzilla52 he really loves his liver attacks
Bruh they work
Bong, bong, bong, danga da dang
The man has done more damage to livers than Jack Daniels ever could.
Godzilla52 exactly
3:39 "You know these people, they're talking to you blah blah blah. Something's gonna go wrong, and you're gonna wanna choke the guy out"
+Timothy Walsh Seems reasonable
The guy was probably drunk and going on and on about how his job was so unfulfilling.
Sounds like a trump quote lol
TIMOTHY WALSH me at social gatherings
The way he throws his punches and kicks while DEMONSTRATING makes you wonder how vicious his attacks are when hes actually angry. Absolute SAVAGE.
Watch some of the old fights. He doesn't fuck about lol.
I think it's awesome how much he enjoys destroying the human body.
I'm a peaceful person but if worst come to worst this is my preferred form of fighting , every fight is a fight for your daame life
It is indeed a fight for you van damme life. lol.
Van Dam x) I see what you did there ;)
hahaha is very funny , destroy the human body with biology and physics is an art i think.
I totally agree :D
this guy is funny and scary in the same time..
Mr. Bas is one of the most dangerous guys ever. But he is also funny :)
Scunny
Yeah, no kidding. Poor red shirt guy. That was a hell of a long beating he got. i mean sure, Bas have to defend his wife's honor and all But, i'm certain red shirt guy learned his lesson the first minute in to his beating.
He'd kill on stage, then kill you again afterwards.
Very scary
“The best self defense is a good self offense”
- Bas Rutten, probably
I would never tell Bas Rutten about his wife.
I would tell him straight about his wife..." excuse me, kind sir, I would like to state that your wife has an extremely Handsome Husband, and I bid you farewell.
"Hey, you're married to Karin Rutten, right?"
SNAP
Waiter: "What will you be having Miss?"
Bas: "Don't you ever talk about my wife!" Badda dum! Pow Pow!
Waiter: (bloodied and beaten) I was just trying to offer her breadsticks...
Bas: "Knees to face!"
@@MrSquanchy Oh, so you're telling me about my wife, huh?
**breaks your leg, sir**
You’d pay a high price
LOL is this self defence or murder ?
😂 it's murder if it's premeditated
+Charlie foster Well a little bit of both
+Charlie foster Just so you know, in most, if all US states, 99% of what he's demonstrating would probably be flat-out illegal if you did this in a fight and claimed "self-defense" in court (unless the other person's actually trying to kill you or something). That said...this video is still morbidly/darkly funny.
+TheResilient5689 Gdang, Gdang, Gdang, Gdang, Gdang.....DONT YOU SAY THAT!!!
+andy mcghee *Whips out taser and electrocutes you in self defense* Problem Solved! haha good one though.
One of the most underrated statements he makes is “Never ever let them take that choke because if you’re out god knows what they’ll do with you.” LOL
Very true statement after he described how he would put hot sauce in the pants of someone after choking them out.
You'll wake up with marker pen on your face.
2:51 I love how at this point he's just telling you how to assault someone who's only verbally provoking you
😄😄😄
Rip red shirt guy
+Tala Treecko No Star Trek reference to this comment? RIP, red shirt guy
+wederwoord I loved Babylon 5.
Maby a wow reference?
It brought tears to my eyes how effective and fluid Bas's movements were. It shows that hes been in so many scrapes in bars and in the ring. Very very experienced.
To review:
Step One: Whoop
Step Two: Boom.
Step Three: Bahng, bahng, bahng.
Step Four: Dangita, dangita, dang.
Step Five: Win fight.
Step 6 Pray he's finished
@@steveharris7938 For real .... Imagine Bas wanting to fuck you up lol
Step Six: ding ding ding (ending chime)
it must be terrifying to be this guy's assistant....
Malkavian! Regards from a Tremere here, sir. :)
+Luken Crowheart The Baali are waiting...
It's definitely better to be on his side
namespace Kam
I would absolutely love to be his assistant.
I was a bar bouncer for a little over four years, half that stuff isn't going to work.
Bryan Cunningham
You go right ahead and think that lol. But when you try this stuff and get hurt it's your own fault. And try bas's rear naked choke escape to, you know the one where his assistant flings himself forward lol.
And my 15+ years of martial arts and MMA is how I got the job in the first place.
Thanks to whoever made this compilation. This whole instructional was one of the greatest things ever put on video. I remember watching the full tape whenever it came out and then showing it to some friends who had no interest in self defense or had ever heard of Bas Rutten. They all fell in love with this guy’s personality and attitude and found themselves laughing. They joked that this is probably the only self defense tape ever made for the the bad guy. Besides all the unintentional comedy, Bas actually supplied a lot of great techniques, information, and insights into the reality of actual street fighting. It’s dirty, ugly stuff. There wasn’t any fancy kung fu hand trapping or dynamic taekwondo kicks involved here. Just the fastest and most efficient way to disable someone who’s trying to hurt you. There was nothing theoretical here. This was all knowledge learned in the real world from Bas’s fights in the ring and the street.
The Golden Rule:
If Bas Rutten asks you to assist him with recording a video, just say ‘no’.
But what if he takes that as a threat then has to use his self defense on you?
@@javalavadingdong just hit him with the dangety dangety dang
Or simply be the cameraman, you will live, but you will be complicit to first degree murder
"Ok i'm sorry..BANG BANG BANG, no, i'm not." Ahahah
Alvise Narduzzi I swear that's the part that had me in tears laughing
Was just about to comment on this xD
"I follow up, bung, bung, bung"
"Right away after that, Danga da danga da dang"
DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"And lookey look what we have here, smack his face" LMFAO I thought this was how to defend yourself not commit murder
Declan McCartney in the full version the golden full line is "smack his face into the ambience of the place" haha
Sometimes thats what you gotta do if you want to keep your life
He tried to kill me. I'm gonna have to return the favor.
Jajajajaja
The best defense is a good offense
Bas Rutten is such a nice human being, I consider him a mentor and a source of inspiration, Bas overcame so much and achieved his dreams, he is helping me right now with a personal problem and his generosity is overwhelming.
Bas is a legend!
Me too. I hang out at his house 2-3x a week. Once in a while I have to remind him that I am the alpha, but other than that he's a chill hang.
Mr Miyagi: Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life has a balance.
Mr Rutten: Heel to the balls, stab in the liver.
I've been crying at all these comments and yours just put me over the edge 🤣🤣
"..im gonna bang his head on the table like 10 times or sumthin..
....dont you e v e r d o d i s s"
rofl
This many years later and I'm floor. Don't u ever dooo that..
This made my night
The savage even made that Corona bottle hit the floor. No mercy on anything.
…not once, twice , but an astonishing 10X just to be sure 😮😂
Ah Bas Rutten.. what a class act. It takes talent to make moves that would cripple or outright kill someone seem hilarious.
*Me quietly enjoying my drink with my leg crossed over my knee*
*Bas walks in:* "I'm sorry sir, I'm gonna have to break your leg"
😂😂😂😂
Self defence video
"Somebodys telling MEEE, that about my wife. I'm sorry sir but I am going to have to break your leg!"
"On the streets, everything is legal" :DDDD
+Martin Benek He meant drugs.
"being a Men is Legal"
Martin Benek The Men's Room lmfao. I never heard of Bas Rutten til then. After watching that 100's if times, I'm just now finding these. He's fucking hilarious!!!!
2:10 “God knows what they gonna do with you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ive watched this probably 50+ times and i still piss my pants with laughter.
how many pants have you pissed so far
@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 50, didn't you read?
I swear on my life I've laughed harder than I have in 10 years at least.....the comments are killing me too
This is my all time favorite UA-cam video.
whenever i got a bad day, i come to watch this video. Works every single time
dangada dangada ding
DF3KT BANG BANG BANG im sorry sir NO IM NOT hahaha
+Eric Diavolo everyone underestimates the kick to da groin
I never get tired of this masterclass
"oh I´m sorry BANG BANG BANG " HAHAHHA
lol bang didy bang breck his arm
Heel to the balls.
"no I'm not" lol
Bong bong bong
"OH DON'T YOU EVER DOOOO THIIIS"!!!
DONG
DANGA DA DANGA DA DANG
+D N A Vapes Then stab in the liver...the liver
i really love that part! hehe :P
I say this a lot lol
"I'm really sorry, BANG, no I'm not!"
"He tried to kill me.. now I gotta return the favor"
My sides omg
Bass Rutten......making killing look and sound fun. Gotta love this guy.
So what you got from this is "wow, going out and killing people sounds like so much fun?"
Bas "Never ever let him take that choke, because your out. God knows what hes gonna to with you." Rutten
Is this a self-defence video ? Or a 'How to get yourself a sentence of 25 years-Life' video ?
andy mcghee lmfao
bro this is straight up life sentence
"Don't do that to el guapo".. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
noel4140 don't you ever do this! Create distance and grab a chair. Knee in the head. Bong bong bong
“Someone’s telling me about my wife, I’m sorry sir but I’m gonna break your leg”
Absolute hilarity.
Thanks Bas. You never when you gotta defend yourself against someone sitting down.
"NEVER EVER let them take your from behind with a choke, once your out, god knows what theyre gonna do to you" extremely true. Ive seen fights where the person is knocked out and the person keeps punching the unconcious
Coming from Bob Barker that means a lot
Those are sick people! If you ever witness that you should help. Or watch them get brain damage or die.
I am LITERALLY.... fucking crying, omg
This is so hilarious, what's most hilarious is that this is all legitimately dangerous stuff for use in the most dangerous of situations for instant results if done correctly with absolute focus, this is no voodoo stuff, the technique is all sound and yet he acts like a crazy yob !!!
Priceless!
A real gem I haven't seen until now in 2021
"And now stab here in the lever. Stab in the lever."
He gets some pretty good liverage in that move.
Stab✍in✍the✍lever✍
Lever, pronounced as lay- ver means liver in Dutch.
Hes trying to kill us so we return in the favor!
this is one of the best things i've ever seen
Bas even does his own sound effects! Total package!
Dangada dangada dang
kick to da groin!
+DF3KT bang hi heeeed
this is the greatest video ive ever watched
This is my 2nd favorite UA-cam video All Time. I’ve watched this joint for 7 years now. Always a laugh
"Dong dong, don't you ev-er do this" lmao brilliant :D
Jesus Christ, who deserves such punishment.
I think he would do a poof poof and a 360 zinger plus a baff baff
Bas actually advocates only measured response. A simple drunk isn't worth legal problems. Check him on fighTIPS too.
razedWrong lool
Sergey Suckmeoff Any1 threatening your well being does
Bo Vice is that the inspiration for you to get your yellow belt this year? practice your forms
I feel like if I started with Bas it would literally take him 10 seconds to hit me 7-8 times, break 5 bones in my body, and I'd wake up 24 hours later having literally no clue what happened. This guy is a freaking animal.
Unrealistic. Why would you wake up?
@@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski LOL, touche. You're right. I'd die.
You would never wake up.
1:11 "right away you say ok I'm sorry BANG BANG BANG no I'm not."
2:47 "Somebody's tellin ME, dat about my wife, im sorry sir but im gonna break your leg"
at least he's polite about it, nothing worse than getting your leg broken by a rude s.o.b
I've been looking for this video for soo many years. It had to be almost 20 years ago when I saw the original that had gone viral. Then it disappeared and I've been looking for it forever until now! WoW!
5:29. "It's starting time again", with that psychotically calm face. Pure brilliance!!!
I didn’t get that part starting time again? Can you explain to me pls? Ty
"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg." Always make me lol.
I keep coming back every year or so, and it never fails to crack me up...man...I have such a good time, nonstop laughter...
Bas was too easy on him...Surely he could have taken him over the bar also, and used the full top shelf of bottles to cut off his arms, cut off his legs, then make a beer tap out of his torso.
DON'T YOU EVEEERRR!!!
BANG!
-Bas Rutten
EliteSportsGaming it's BANG BANG BANG 💥 😂
"I broke somebody's ribs like this"
-Bas Rutten
Followed by a replacement opponent in the next scene haha
Lmao. This is hilarious but the messed up part is how scarily accurate and destructive these techniques are smh. Do try at home, someone will get hurt very quickly.
In all seriousness, can you imagine how bad it would have been to start a bar fight with Bas Rutten? These guys probably didn't know who he was until they were on life support
An NFL player Brian Urlacher ( a well known linebacker with power and aggression that intimidated his colleagues) once got into an argument with Bas Rutten at some charity event. Someone Brian knew told him who Bas was, and Brian approached him with an apology over the way he acted.
Bas was legitimately one of the scariest men on the planet, and his reputation still carries to this day
lol anyone who busts out heel hooks in a bar fight is an absolute monster
😂😂😂
Maybe once or twice a year I watch this video and still I'm crying tears !!! 😂😂😂
"Looky look what we have here!" *crushes your skull against a wooden wall*
This editing is comedy genius
"Gunna bounce his head off table 10 times or something" lmfao 😂😂
"Somethings gonna go wrong, and you want to choke the guy out"
I lost count how many times this happen to me
I'm sorry sir, I'm gonna break your leg. Seems very reasonable lol
Right away you say "Okay im sorry BANG BANG BANG...... no I'm not" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Create distance and grab a chair!" My favorite line ever since I saw this in like 2002.
Why does this guy hate livers so much
Merrick Fox Have you ever had liver for dinner?
Merrick Fox he obviously knows what works. That's from his fighter experience
The liver is a notorious weakpoint. People underestimate it because it's close to your abdominals so you think it's protected but it's not, even in well toned bodies, there's many videos of world class boxing matches with fighters getting knocked down from well placed liver punches.
Libs Hate Montesquieu damn that sounds like you took quite the hit I've only ever had it happen to me during sparring which still sucked a lot but yours sounds worse hahah I was able to keep training