Bas Rutten Street Defense - The Best Version

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  • @mr_melp
    @mr_melp 7 років тому +5960

    The best part of this video is that Bas starts every single fight

    • @ianhunt-duffy5523
      @ianhunt-duffy5523 6 років тому +49

      Haha 😂

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 6 років тому +11

      Jajajajaja

    • @nething94
      @nething94 5 років тому +62

      Prevention

    • @mindfuldrone
      @mindfuldrone 5 років тому +176

      It's called "getting your retaliation in first".

    • @TheDisizit1
      @TheDisizit1 5 років тому +84

      Putin said once something like "if you can't avoid a fight make sure you strike first" lol

  • @snakehips3131
    @snakehips3131 5 років тому +4983

    In this video he will teach you how to turn a simple verbal dispute into a life sentence for first degree murder

  • @vinnyhaddad
    @vinnyhaddad 3 роки тому +1744

    “Here’s how you defend yourself against someone that’s sitting down cross legged”

  • @HPTeguh
    @HPTeguh 4 роки тому +1342

    "He tried to kill me. So now I gotta return the favor" lmao gold

    • @juliolp95
      @juliolp95 3 роки тому +70

      "Stab, in the liver"

    • @dasha4102
      @dasha4102 3 роки тому +54

      "Right away you say okay im sorry.........BANG BANG BANG...... no im not!!"

    • @Scaevola9449
      @Scaevola9449 3 роки тому +9

      Based

  • @NMGardening
    @NMGardening 6 років тому +4318

    The biggest crime in history is that bas rutten was a bouncer when there were no smartphones to video his bar fights

    • @felixdewinter3484
      @felixdewinter3484 5 років тому +20

      DeathmetalIndian right?!?!

    • @oigomieggo24
      @oigomieggo24 5 років тому +17

      @@MS-sv1tr But that's like the History Channel when what we want is Worldstar videos

    • @phantom_mist1726
      @phantom_mist1726 5 років тому +36

      Crazy right?! Bas feels like a very honest person I really feel he is telling the truth about his past it's just too bad we couldn't see it on video

    • @ArcadeMusicTribute
      @ArcadeMusicTribute 5 років тому +2

      Sir! You are soooo right! LOL

    • @spectre9065
      @spectre9065 5 років тому +10

      @Brendan Cronin They would also expose the 95% of self defense videos available to the public for the frauds they are.

  • @morzee94
    @morzee94 4 роки тому +1868

    “Hi, I’m Bas Rutten and I’m going to show you how to escalate a disagreement into murder”

  • @tylercooper9090
    @tylercooper9090 8 років тому +2934

    "He is telling me about my wife... I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to break your leg." Lmao!

  • @AndrewG975
    @AndrewG975 3 роки тому +702

    "On the streets, everything is legal"- Bas Rutten, Attorney at Law

    • @brianangarola8779
      @brianangarola8779 Рік тому +5

      2 eyes for an eye sounds fair

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 Рік тому +1

      @@brianangarola8779 2 eyes, a liver, a kneecap, and five teeth for telling him that the seat is taken seems fair to him.

    • @Dessoxyn
      @Dessoxyn 9 місяців тому

      Man, I never realized Terra nullius bars were so popular

    • @graphstyle
      @graphstyle Місяць тому

      😂

  • @7Jstamper
    @7Jstamper 3 роки тому +542

    Bas Rutten’s key to self defense: Just be tougher and stronger than anyone in the bar and make sure you don’t have to defend yourself by starting every fight with a murder blow 1st.

    • @braindeadvirtually
      @braindeadvirtually 3 роки тому +34

      Peace, through superior firepower!

    • @7Jstamper
      @7Jstamper 3 роки тому +9

      Lol, mutually assured destruction.

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 3 роки тому +29

      Ya but underneath the theatrics its actually pretty sound advice if your actually in a situation where you're in real danger. Go for the eyes, groin, throat, grab a weapon if you can. Those are all advantages you can use even if you aren't big and tough.

    • @braindeadvirtually
      @braindeadvirtually 3 роки тому +14

      @@MitchJohnson0110 For sure - the key point being real danger that you could not just remove yourself from first. There's almost no reason you should end up in that situation in the first place, unless you're a cage fighter/bouncer.

    • @AllWillBeRevealed957
      @AllWillBeRevealed957 2 роки тому +2

      @@braindeadvirtually this actually is a defense video used by bouncers in training...

  • @marshin75
    @marshin75 9 років тому +3612

    I'm around 80% sure that he started 100% of those fights.

  • @SYN4456
    @SYN4456 5 років тому +1217

    "I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye"
    Words to live by

    • @jankubicek6697
      @jankubicek6697 4 роки тому +42

      ... Two eyes and kick in the groin!

    • @jeccf5072
      @jeccf5072 4 роки тому +27

      @@jankubicek6697 and a liver shot

    • @ermantepikov4085
      @ermantepikov4085 4 роки тому +8

      where i come from we call that an eye for two and a tooth for a jaw :)

    • @LAZLOWEYO
      @LAZLOWEYO 4 роки тому +1

      woah, thats fucked up

    • @JBlazini925
      @JBlazini925 4 роки тому +4

      An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind but both...

  • @Jonas_-iv3jr
    @Jonas_-iv3jr 4 роки тому +647

    This must be the funniest video on the internet ever, everything is so perfect. The red guy who is supposed to be the “attacker” while Bas always is the one attacking with the most brute force possible. The sound effects. The role play texts he says while killing the “attacker” “Okay I’m sorry”. The whole setting, the using of random attributes. Coming back to this video annually but still crying every single time!

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 3 роки тому +24

      me too its comedy gold

    • @ovechkinmaxi3447
      @ovechkinmaxi3447 3 роки тому +14

      I agree! Its actually a contender for the top finniest videos on the internet!!!

    • @stephencruz9658
      @stephencruz9658 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah bit he definitely could do these moves on almost everyone on earth. He kicks people's as$ with his palms.

    • @ChalliceofLight
      @ChalliceofLight 2 роки тому +1

      Totally true. In stitches crying laughing here!

    • @kellyarrowsmith3533
      @kellyarrowsmith3533 2 роки тому +3

      Once in a while I forget about it, and then I remember and I get to watch it all over again. I’ve been doing it for years, I love it! He’s so funny.

  • @haiasieel6099
    @haiasieel6099 5 років тому +1042

    I once used the "Dangedy Dangedy dang" technique on the Subway when three dudes tried to rob me. I killed all three that night. Thanks Bas!

    • @shawnb1809
      @shawnb1809 4 роки тому +5

      Man hush you got your ass whopped lol

    • @ueehurstonsecurity8887
      @ueehurstonsecurity8887 4 роки тому +44

      holy shit, dangedy dangedgy is a last resort man. life or death situations only. you really should have used the bing bing bing technique. i dont want anyone going to prison for self defense. dangededy if caught on camera would be hard to get off without a life sentence

    • @lemonlunges44
      @lemonlunges44 4 роки тому +6

      @@shawnb1809 its a joke

    • @ronandunphy7371
      @ronandunphy7371 4 роки тому +4

      Hilarious

    • @dv8740
      @dv8740 4 роки тому +13

      I prefer the bong bong bong style. I used it on some ufc fighters behind a dumpster once and then finished them with a "don't you ever do this"

  • @Hydro-od2rt
    @Hydro-od2rt 8 років тому +926

    I never wanted this video to end

    • @KsnaksBsbsbs
      @KsnaksBsbsbs Рік тому +1

      The full version is like 2 hrs

    • @SharonBradford-r5z
      @SharonBradford-r5z 4 місяці тому

      ​@@KsnaksBsbsbsdo you happen to know where that is

  • @nogreedybelly
    @nogreedybelly 3 роки тому +304

    Only Bas could demonstrate a self defence tactic that ends with you repeatedly stabbing someone in the liver. 😂

  • @DUARTE99
    @DUARTE99 6 років тому +1016

    I intentionally removed my liver so no one could ever attack it in a fight.

  • @adriansieka7090
    @adriansieka7090 4 роки тому +260

    I'M 30 YEARS OLD NOW, BUT I STILL LOVE THIS AS MUCH AS WHEN I WAS 13... HUGE RESPECT TO BAS RUTTEN

    • @chemonro
      @chemonro 3 роки тому +7

      this video is soooooooo nostoligic

    • @everythingcanwork5215
      @everythingcanwork5215 2 роки тому +1

      Shit time fly so fast guys. Especially when 2019 covid start now 2022....

    • @thepatrusnostor5794
      @thepatrusnostor5794 Рік тому

      ​@@everythingcanwork5215el mundial de 2018 ( world cup) es como si fuese el año pasado.

  • @vank897
    @vank897 8 років тому +1240

    He tried to kill me. Now I have to return the favor. Lol.

    • @VNVgirl
      @VNVgirl 8 років тому +25

      psst... it's only fair.hehe

    • @dannyrpena1
      @dannyrpena1 7 років тому +35

      Stab in the liver lol

    • @bradleyblock7540
      @bradleyblock7540 6 років тому +38

      Don't do that to El Guapo.

    • @Zerlot
      @Zerlot 5 років тому

      LMFAO

    • @jarioentertainment
      @jarioentertainment 5 років тому

      Tell me why I saw this comment RIGHT when he said that same line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roybatty-
    @roybatty- 8 років тому +584

    So basically I gotta bang, bang, dangity, dang? I think I got it.

    • @Nazareth434
      @Nazareth434 8 років тому +31

      no no no- bang dangitty, bang dangitty, dig dog dangitty double dog dare ding dang double dog digitty dang doowap aditty ditty dumbditty doo- now practice till you get it right

    • @skankhunt9363
      @skankhunt9363 8 років тому +26

      Instructions were unclear, got my dick stuck in a fan.

    • @respatsde
      @respatsde 8 років тому +7

      xD WTF these youtube comments are for once awesome

    • @jonnies
      @jonnies 8 років тому +1

      Either that or DISH DISH

    • @AtTheDriveBy
      @AtTheDriveBy 7 років тому +3

      Roy Batty don't forget the denga-de-deng- deng

  • @Urugururuu
    @Urugururuu 3 роки тому +192

    The way he says “grab a chair” like it’s so instructional is just hilarious to me.

    • @israelrivera5266
      @israelrivera5266 11 місяців тому +3

      …no bs I was drunk AF many years ago and I was about to get jumped at TGIF bar.
      Remembered the barstool scene for whatever reason, and let’s just say it WORKED… I laugh now that I’m a much different person from before lol … but the two fools limped away

  • @simonsays6481
    @simonsays6481 6 років тому +432

    Bad Rutten the perfect blend of hilarious and terrifying 😂

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 7 років тому +787

    Dangada-dangada-dang.

    • @raindrainxi
      @raindrainxi 4 роки тому +8

      Funny seeing you here

    • @franksbtka1624
      @franksbtka1624 4 роки тому +12

      “Smaaaaaaaaaack his face!”

    • @brettmurphy3237
      @brettmurphy3237 4 роки тому +2

      hey snes drunk!! love the channel my man, you have a great rest of your day

    • @GangstaOfLove817
      @GangstaOfLove817 4 роки тому

      WANG!!!

    • @solomon5726
      @solomon5726 4 роки тому +1

      Fancy seeing you here. I'm going to make the most of this chance to ask you if you ever played the Japan only shoot fighting games featuring Bas Rutten and many more

  • @MassaMainio
    @MassaMainio Рік тому +58

    This video changed my life, not only did it save me from getting beat up at a bar, it also cured my alcoholism, made me workout and eat regulary. It even fixed my daily routine because the cell lights go off at 9pm sharp! Highly recommend!

    • @Bejita666
      @Bejita666  Рік тому +2

      In prison there is pruno

    • @MassaMainio
      @MassaMainio Рік тому +16

      ⁠@@Bejita666I’m in solitary, i stabbed a guy with a chair.

    • @mentalgain
      @mentalgain 5 місяців тому +4

      Underrated comment

    • @TestTest-y8j
      @TestTest-y8j 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CharlesMarino-x9e
      @CharlesMarino-x9e 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@MassaMainio Must have been damn strong to rip that chair out of the floor. 😂

  • @Tessio_
    @Tessio_ 9 років тому +377

    Bas said that he watched this video and laughed to tears.

    • @dannyrpena1
      @dannyrpena1 7 років тому

      Tessio allegedly lol jk

    • @dannyrpena1
      @dannyrpena1 7 років тому

      What interview

    • @hassaingee5383
      @hassaingee5383 7 років тому

      Tessio u. Under bbSsp

    • @Tessio_
      @Tessio_ 7 років тому +21

      I'm not joking. If I remember correctly it was on a podcast with Joe Rogan.

    • @friedrichschopenhauer2900
      @friedrichschopenhauer2900 6 років тому

      I saw him saying that in some interview on here a few weeks ago.

  • @natekrummel1865
    @natekrummel1865 7 років тому +779

    Possibly the best youtube video ever.

    • @kingschwag4208
      @kingschwag4208 5 років тому +6

      Definitely up there hahaha

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 4 роки тому

      People keep saying that until they find an even better video. Then those same people will start to say that video is the best youtube video ever.
      The cycle continues.

    • @lloydchristmas7643
      @lloydchristmas7643 4 роки тому +5

      Love his enthusiasm

    • @VegasPatriot
      @VegasPatriot 4 роки тому +8

      Why thank you 😊 I made this video in 2005 before I knew about YT, I still have the original file. The account I used to upload this video was hacked because I was a dummy. There have been numerous reposting of this video through the years with tens of millions of views. I even read an article where Bas himself talked about it. Every now and then I'll read through the comments for the laughs, it seems every line in the video has been quoted. I love that so many people have enjoyed my video, I laughed my ass off making it.

    • @randybridges7365
      @randybridges7365 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @WillyWalks
    @WillyWalks 3 роки тому +101

    “The best self defense is a good self offense”
    - Bas Rutten, probably

  • @mgonzo3881
    @mgonzo3881 8 років тому +1311

    It also helps to be Bas Rutten

    • @lwwarren9485
      @lwwarren9485 6 років тому +4

      M Gonzo a lot!!!

    • @ilitardo160
      @ilitardo160 6 років тому

      😂

    • @sinsoftomoru
      @sinsoftomoru 6 років тому +1

      Well said

    • @julianblake8385
      @julianblake8385 6 років тому +11

      hahaha yeah, big time! I can't think of a short skinny guy trying to do any of those without any training.

    • @hoouos2
      @hoouos2 5 років тому +1

      700th LIKE

  • @PoletBally
    @PoletBally 9 років тому +357

    The techniques I learned watching this video will come quite handy on black friday.

    • @cryptomon86
      @cryptomon86 6 років тому +20

      Peter Loew don't forget the bongh, bongh bong noises or its not super effective

  • @girthybrowns4489
    @girthybrowns4489 4 роки тому +173

    “I broke somebody’s rib.” [cut to replacement opponent]

  • @Godzilla52
    @Godzilla52 10 років тому +549

    It's like a combination between martial arts and brawling. Also, I see Bas hasn't lost his obsession with Liver attacks.

    • @Aymungoos
      @Aymungoos 7 років тому +31

      Godzilla52 he really loves his liver attacks

    • @Krimsonking420
      @Krimsonking420 6 років тому +17

      Bruh they work

    • @cryptomon86
      @cryptomon86 6 років тому +21

      Bong, bong, bong, danga da dang

    • @A.Clifton
      @A.Clifton 6 років тому +31

      The man has done more damage to livers than Jack Daniels ever could.

    • @williebasford1482
      @williebasford1482 6 років тому

      Godzilla52 exactly

  • @RTSchofield
    @RTSchofield 7 років тому +372

    I would never tell Bas Rutten about his wife.

    • @MrSquanchy
      @MrSquanchy 4 роки тому +39

      I would tell him straight about his wife..." excuse me, kind sir, I would like to state that your wife has an extremely Handsome Husband, and I bid you farewell.

    • @TrempBoy2
      @TrempBoy2 4 роки тому +21

      "Hey, you're married to Karin Rutten, right?"
      SNAP

    • @Patrick-ud3vu
      @Patrick-ud3vu 4 роки тому +36

      Waiter: "What will you be having Miss?"
      Bas: "Don't you ever talk about my wife!" Badda dum! Pow Pow!
      Waiter: (bloodied and beaten) I was just trying to offer her breadsticks...
      Bas: "Knees to face!"

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 4 роки тому +7

      @@MrSquanchy Oh, so you're telling me about my wife, huh?
      **breaks your leg, sir**

    • @blackwindsignomancy8429
      @blackwindsignomancy8429 4 роки тому

      You’d pay a high price

  • @Pazaluz
    @Pazaluz Рік тому +48

    This video will never get old. I've been watching it on and off for ten years, and every single time I burst out in laughter! 😆

    • @mumbles215
      @mumbles215 9 місяців тому +1

      Same. It’s brilliant. True work of art.

  • @Snipersnake608
    @Snipersnake608 10 років тому +625

    "Ok i'm sorry..BANG BANG BANG, no, i'm not." Ahahah

    • @PlayaflyJoe27
      @PlayaflyJoe27 10 років тому +23

      Alvise Narduzzi I swear that's the part that had me in tears laughing

    • @samirasheed9486
      @samirasheed9486 9 років тому +7

      Was just about to comment on this xD

  • @vladut2830
    @vladut2830 8 років тому +722

    this guy is funny and scary in the same time..

    • @stmordi
      @stmordi 5 років тому +18

      Mr. Bas is one of the most dangerous guys ever. But he is also funny :)

    • @BratoLocoLudiBrat
      @BratoLocoLudiBrat 5 років тому +8

      Scunny

    • @2canines
      @2canines 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, no kidding. Poor red shirt guy. That was a hell of a long beating he got. i mean sure, Bas have to defend his wife's honor and all But, i'm certain red shirt guy learned his lesson the first minute in to his beating.

    • @T0mat0S0up
      @T0mat0S0up 4 роки тому

      He'd kill on stage, then kill you again afterwards.

    • @beetlesstrengthandpower1890
      @beetlesstrengthandpower1890 4 роки тому

      Very scary

  • @wompwomp8032
    @wompwomp8032 2 роки тому +72

    One of the most underrated statements he makes is “Never ever let them take that choke because if you’re out god knows what they’ll do with you.” LOL

    • @aliadeeb6859
      @aliadeeb6859 Рік тому +15

      Very true statement after he described how he would put hot sauce in the pants of someone after choking them out.

    • @maisiedogonline
      @maisiedogonline 2 місяці тому

      You'll wake up with marker pen on your face.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 2 місяці тому +1

      John Dutton agrees

  • @MrJamieCee
    @MrJamieCee 5 років тому +289

    The Golden Rule:
    If Bas Rutten asks you to assist him with recording a video, just say ‘no’.

    • @javalavadingdong
      @javalavadingdong 4 роки тому +26

      But what if he takes that as a threat then has to use his self defense on you?

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 3 роки тому +1

      @@javalavadingdong just hit him with the dangety dangety dang

    • @MaFd0n
      @MaFd0n Рік тому

      Or simply be the cameraman, you will live, but you will be complicit to first degree murder

  • @SauceNinja
    @SauceNinja 11 років тому +494

    it must be terrifying to be this guy's assistant....

    • @lukencrowheart3829
      @lukencrowheart3829 10 років тому +4

      Malkavian! Regards from a Tremere here, sir. :)

    • @victorperezurbano9504
      @victorperezurbano9504 9 років тому +2

      +Luken Crowheart The Baali are waiting...

    • @JesusChrist-rf9wn
      @JesusChrist-rf9wn 7 років тому +8

      It's definitely better to be on his side

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 7 років тому +1

      namespace Kam
      I would absolutely love to be his assistant.
      I was a bar bouncer for a little over four years, half that stuff isn't going to work.

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 6 років тому

      Bryan Cunningham
      You go right ahead and think that lol. But when you try this stuff and get hurt it's your own fault. And try bas's rear naked choke escape to, you know the one where his assistant flings himself forward lol.
      And my 15+ years of martial arts and MMA is how I got the job in the first place.

  • @baltonraven4507
    @baltonraven4507 4 роки тому +149

    The way he throws his punches and kicks while DEMONSTRATING makes you wonder how vicious his attacks are when hes actually angry. Absolute SAVAGE.

    • @Seany-boy
      @Seany-boy 3 роки тому +22

      Watch some of the old fights. He doesn't fuck about lol.

  • @davebryan8416
    @davebryan8416 7 років тому +184

    2:51 I love how at this point he's just telling you how to assault someone who's only verbally provoking you

  • @halt677
    @halt677 10 років тому +321

    Rip red shirt guy

    • @MorganGCook
      @MorganGCook 9 років тому

      +Tala Treecko No Star Trek reference to this comment? RIP, red shirt guy

    • @toejar6165
      @toejar6165 9 років тому

      +wederwoord I loved Babylon 5.

    • @bundleofhumble3119
      @bundleofhumble3119 6 років тому +3

      Maby a wow reference?

  • @SherLock55
    @SherLock55 3 роки тому +60

    "I follow up, bung, bung, bung"
    "Right away after that, Danga da danga da dang"
    DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @howdy3751
    @howdy3751 7 років тому +156

    To review:
    Step One: Whoop
    Step Two: Boom.
    Step Three: Bahng, bahng, bahng.
    Step Four: Dangita, dangita, dang.
    Step Five: Win fight.

    • @steveharris7938
      @steveharris7938 4 роки тому +2

      Step 6 Pray he's finished

    • @Seany-boy
      @Seany-boy 3 роки тому +1

      @@steveharris7938 For real .... Imagine Bas wanting to fuck you up lol

    • @jarvishong45
      @jarvishong45 3 роки тому +1

      Step Six: ding ding ding (ending chime)

  • @TimothyW8
    @TimothyW8 9 років тому +479

    3:39 "You know these people, they're talking to you blah blah blah. Something's gonna go wrong, and you're gonna wanna choke the guy out"

    • @theshotcaller5280
      @theshotcaller5280 9 років тому +46

      +Timothy Walsh Seems reasonable

    • @jayteegamble
      @jayteegamble 6 років тому +10

      The guy was probably drunk and going on and on about how his job was so unfulfilling.

    • @isaacj6551
      @isaacj6551 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like a trump quote lol

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 років тому +1

      TIMOTHY WALSH me at social gatherings

  • @Josue_Cristobal
    @Josue_Cristobal Рік тому +17

    Thanks to whoever made this compilation. This whole instructional was one of the greatest things ever put on video. I remember watching the full tape whenever it came out and then showing it to some friends who had no interest in self defense or had ever heard of Bas Rutten. They all fell in love with this guy’s personality and attitude and found themselves laughing. They joked that this is probably the only self defense tape ever made for the the bad guy. Besides all the unintentional comedy, Bas actually supplied a lot of great techniques, information, and insights into the reality of actual street fighting. It’s dirty, ugly stuff. There wasn’t any fancy kung fu hand trapping or dynamic taekwondo kicks involved here. Just the fastest and most efficient way to disable someone who’s trying to hurt you. There was nothing theoretical here. This was all knowledge learned in the real world from Bas’s fights in the ring and the street.

  • @SmittyKat
    @SmittyKat 11 років тому +396

    I think it's awesome how much he enjoys destroying the human body.

    • @dmtsilent9797
      @dmtsilent9797 11 років тому +10

      I'm a peaceful person but if worst come to worst this is my preferred form of fighting , every fight is a fight for your daame life

    • @SmittyKat
      @SmittyKat 11 років тому +10

      It is indeed a fight for you van damme life. lol.

    • @dmtsilent9797
      @dmtsilent9797 11 років тому +2

      Van Dam x) I see what you did there ;)

    • @Zerospy
      @Zerospy 10 років тому +6

      hahaha is very funny , destroy the human body with biology and physics is an art i think.

    • @flowlikewater7
      @flowlikewater7 10 років тому

      I totally agree :D

  • @uzernam303
    @uzernam303 8 років тому +209

    Ah Bas Rutten.. what a class act. It takes talent to make moves that would cripple or outright kill someone seem hilarious.

  • @chrisyeamo
    @chrisyeamo 2 роки тому +53

    “Someone’s telling me about my wife, I’m sorry sir but I’m gonna break your leg”
    Absolute hilarity.

    • @patrickr9670
      @patrickr9670 7 місяців тому +1

      Thanks Bas. You never when you gotta defend yourself against someone sitting down.

  • @Pianosnail12
    @Pianosnail12 8 років тому +582

    "And lookey look what we have here, smack his face" LMFAO I thought this was how to defend yourself not commit murder

    • @GRF_DB
      @GRF_DB 6 років тому +38

      Declan McCartney in the full version the golden full line is "smack his face into the ambience of the place" haha

    • @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk
      @AlejandroGonzalez-wo5fk 6 років тому +5

      Sometimes thats what you gotta do if you want to keep your life

    • @bradleyblock7540
      @bradleyblock7540 6 років тому +27

      He tried to kill me. I'm gonna have to return the favor.

    • @stephenr80
      @stephenr80 6 років тому

      Jajajajaja

    • @jayteegamble
      @jayteegamble 6 років тому +4

      The best defense is a good offense

  • @MartinBenek198
    @MartinBenek198 9 років тому +300

    "On the streets, everything is legal" :DDDD

    • @inq752
      @inq752 9 років тому +6

      +Martin Benek He meant drugs.

    • @rubenpena4803
      @rubenpena4803 8 років тому +9

      "being a Men is Legal"

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 8 років тому +8

      Martin Benek The Men's Room lmfao. I never heard of Bas Rutten til then. After watching that 100's if times, I'm just now finding these. He's fucking hilarious!!!!

  • @SD-hc4nj
    @SD-hc4nj 3 роки тому +47

    It brought tears to my eyes how effective and fluid Bas's movements were. It shows that hes been in so many scrapes in bars and in the ring. Very very experienced.

  • @rebandmike
    @rebandmike 7 років тому +111

    Bas Rutten is such a nice human being, I consider him a mentor and a source of inspiration, Bas overcame so much and achieved his dreams, he is helping me right now with a personal problem and his generosity is overwhelming.

    • @tylerdurden4289
      @tylerdurden4289 4 роки тому +10

      Bas is a legend!

    • @eriklarson9137
      @eriklarson9137 2 роки тому +3

      Me too. I hang out at his house 2-3x a week. Once in a while I have to remind him that I am the alpha, but other than that he's a chill hang.

  • @itsalright5221
    @itsalright5221 6 років тому +90

    "He tried to kill me.. now I gotta return the favor"
    My sides omg

  • @whobitmyname
    @whobitmyname 2 роки тому +96

    Mr Miyagi: Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life has a balance.
    Mr Rutten: Heel to the balls, stab in the liver.

    • @richardgawthorpe
      @richardgawthorpe 5 місяців тому

      I've been crying at all these comments and yours just put me over the edge 🤣🤣

  • @theolav12
    @theolav12 7 років тому +184

    Self defence video
    "Somebodys telling MEEE, that about my wife. I'm sorry sir but I am going to have to break your leg!"

  • @jordyh2435
    @jordyh2435 8 років тому +305

    Ive watched this probably 50+ times and i still piss my pants with laughter.

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 5 років тому +6

      how many pants have you pissed so far

    • @CoDisafishy
      @CoDisafishy 5 років тому +11

      @@decespugliatorenucleare3780 50, didn't you read?

    • @j.p.foleyjr.6333
      @j.p.foleyjr.6333 4 роки тому +7

      I swear on my life I've laughed harder than I have in 10 years at least.....the comments are killing me too

    • @fsmtoyota
      @fsmtoyota 4 роки тому +5

      This is my all time favorite UA-cam video.

  • @escapeLDN
    @escapeLDN 3 роки тому +81

    *Me quietly enjoying my drink with my leg crossed over my knee*
    *Bas walks in:* "I'm sorry sir, I'm gonna have to break your leg"

  • @Alberts_Stuff
    @Alberts_Stuff 9 років тому +262

    "Dong dong, don't you ev-er do this" lmao brilliant :D

  • @mysteree3012
    @mysteree3012 9 років тому +256

    "..im gonna bang his head on the table like 10 times or sumthin..
    ....dont you e v e r d o d i s s"
    rofl

    • @famioso363
      @famioso363 5 років тому +3

      This many years later and I'm floor. Don't u ever dooo that..

    • @timetraveler6615
      @timetraveler6615 5 років тому +1

      This made my night

    • @austinmaclean801
      @austinmaclean801 5 років тому +1

      The savage even made that Corona bottle hit the floor. No mercy on anything.

    • @israelrivera5266
      @israelrivera5266 11 місяців тому

      …not once, twice , but an astonishing 10X just to be sure 😮😂

  • @ulysessandoval2909
    @ulysessandoval2909 4 роки тому +33

    Bas "Never ever let him take that choke, because your out. God knows what hes gonna to with you." Rutten

  • @DNAVapes16
    @DNAVapes16 8 років тому +300

    "OH DON'T YOU EVER DOOOO THIIIS"!!!

    • @armenws
      @armenws 8 років тому

      DONG

    • @bradlehman5131
      @bradlehman5131 8 років тому +11

      DANGA DA DANGA DA DANG

    • @mgonzo3881
      @mgonzo3881 8 років тому +5

      +D N A Vapes Then stab in the liver...the liver

    • @VNVgirl
      @VNVgirl 8 років тому +1

      i really love that part! hehe :P

    • @mattchelseadavis
      @mattchelseadavis 7 років тому

      I say this a lot lol

  • @tonyb.3147
    @tonyb.3147 8 років тому +236

    "oh I´m sorry BANG BANG BANG " HAHAHHA

    • @jdvlss01
      @jdvlss01 8 років тому +2

      lol bang didy bang breck his arm

    • @POP-hm6qj
      @POP-hm6qj 8 років тому +4

      Heel to the balls.

    • @arturbond1106
      @arturbond1106 8 років тому +31

      "no I'm not" lol

    • @cryptomon86
      @cryptomon86 6 років тому

      Bong bong bong

  • @Onlybadtakes2589
    @Onlybadtakes2589 9 місяців тому +2

    "looky look what we got here!" is still living rent free in my mind for over a decade

  • @noel4140
    @noel4140 10 років тому +214

    "Don't do that to el guapo".. LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @cryptomon86
      @cryptomon86 6 років тому +4

      noel4140 don't you ever do this! Create distance and grab a chair. Knee in the head. Bong bong bong

  • @Eric26lux
    @Eric26lux 9 років тому +44

    whenever i got a bad day, i come to watch this video. Works every single time

    • @df3kt
      @df3kt 9 років тому

      dangada dangada ding

    • @Eric26lux
      @Eric26lux 9 років тому +1

      DF3KT BANG BANG BANG im sorry sir NO IM NOT hahaha

    • @df3kt
      @df3kt 9 років тому

      +Eric Diavolo everyone underestimates the kick to da groin

  • @geraldstamour1312
    @geraldstamour1312 3 роки тому +6

    Bas even does his own sound effects! Total package!

  • @gravyd316
    @gravyd316 7 років тому +181

    Bass Rutten......making killing look and sound fun. Gotta love this guy.

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 4 роки тому

      So what you got from this is "wow, going out and killing people sounds like so much fun?"

  • @maskedmerker
    @maskedmerker 9 років тому +61

    "NEVER EVER let them take your from behind with a choke, once your out, god knows what theyre gonna do to you" extremely true. Ive seen fights where the person is knocked out and the person keeps punching the unconcious

    • @ZagorTeNayebo
      @ZagorTeNayebo 3 роки тому +12

      Coming from Bob Barker that means a lot

    • @brendanmanwaring9971
      @brendanmanwaring9971 3 роки тому

      Those are sick people! If you ever witness that you should help. Or watch them get brain damage or die.

  • @Ready_Fire_Aim
    @Ready_Fire_Aim 2 роки тому +4

    im not sure whats better "dont,you,ever,do,this!!" or the "ok im sorry , bang, bang, bang, no im not"

  • @roxycauldwell544
    @roxycauldwell544 8 років тому +81

    I am LITERALLY.... fucking crying, omg

  • @roicervino6171
    @roicervino6171 5 років тому +158

    "And now stab here in the lever. Stab in the lever."

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 4 роки тому +9

      He gets some pretty good liverage in that move.

    • @juliolp95
      @juliolp95 3 роки тому +2

      Stab✍in✍the✍lever✍

    • @BosnaUnitedBrothers
      @BosnaUnitedBrothers 3 роки тому +1

      Lever, pronounced as lay- ver means liver in Dutch.

    • @dasha4102
      @dasha4102 3 роки тому +1

      Hes trying to kill us so we return in the favor!

  • @MarlonRodriguezmma8907
    @MarlonRodriguezmma8907 4 роки тому +37

    "I'm really sorry, BANG, no I'm not!"

  • @i_would_but_i_wont
    @i_would_but_i_wont 6 років тому +54

    "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg." Always make me lol.

  • @IElrekkaI
    @IElrekkaI 8 років тому +139

    this is the greatest video ive ever watched

  • @krislees976
    @krislees976 3 роки тому +19

    This is so hilarious, what's most hilarious is that this is all legitimately dangerous stuff for use in the most dangerous of situations for instant results if done correctly with absolute focus, this is no voodoo stuff, the technique is all sound and yet he acts like a crazy yob !!!
    Priceless!
    A real gem I haven't seen until now in 2021

  • @UpdoggWhattt
    @UpdoggWhattt 7 років тому +44

    5:29. "It's starting time again", with that psychotically calm face. Pure brilliance!!!

    • @jenniferneal8457
      @jenniferneal8457 2 роки тому

      I didn’t get that part starting time again? Can you explain to me pls? Ty

  • @adrock2895
    @adrock2895 6 років тому +30

    this is one of the best things i've ever seen

  • @ronki23
    @ronki23 Рік тому +2

    If Bas Rutten ever stars in an Expendables movie he doesn't need any gun sound effects

  • @Charlie.93
    @Charlie.93 9 років тому +1115

    LOL is this self defence or murder ?

    • @juicyjfan
      @juicyjfan 9 років тому +39

      😂 it's murder if it's premeditated

    • @xDrikenx
      @xDrikenx 9 років тому +52

      +Charlie foster Well a little bit of both

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 9 років тому +52

      +Charlie foster Just so you know, in most, if all US states, 99% of what he's demonstrating would probably be flat-out illegal if you did this in a fight and claimed "self-defense" in court (unless the other person's actually trying to kill you or something). That said...this video is still morbidly/darkly funny.

    • @andymcghee5121
      @andymcghee5121 9 років тому +28

      +TheResilient5689 Gdang, Gdang, Gdang, Gdang, Gdang.....DONT YOU SAY THAT!!!

    • @TheResilient5689
      @TheResilient5689 9 років тому +2

      +andy mcghee *Whips out taser and electrocutes you in self defense* Problem Solved! haha good one though.

  • @andymcghee5121
    @andymcghee5121 9 років тому +148

    Is this a self-defence video ? Or a 'How to get yourself a sentence of 25 years-Life' video ?

  • @thomasparker4266
    @thomasparker4266 3 роки тому +9

    I never get tired of this masterclass

  • @looka698
    @looka698 7 років тому +30

    "Looky look what we have here!" *crushes your skull against a wooden wall*

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 4 роки тому +56

    "I broke somebody's ribs like this"
    -Bas Rutten

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 4 роки тому +2

      Followed by a replacement opponent in the next scene haha

  • @GStwo23
    @GStwo23 2 роки тому +14

    "DON'T-YOU-EVER-DO-THIS!!!"🤣 Guy is funny.

  • @chrisr3671
    @chrisr3671 9 років тому +84

    Dangada dangada dang

    • @df3kt
      @df3kt 9 років тому +12

      kick to da groin!

    • @agustin4741
      @agustin4741 8 років тому +1

      +DF3KT bang hi heeeed

  • @Rattenhoofd
    @Rattenhoofd 5 років тому +35

    1:11 "right away you say ok I'm sorry BANG BANG BANG no I'm not."

  • @dasha4102
    @dasha4102 3 роки тому +5

    Right away you say "Okay im sorry BANG BANG BANG...... no I'm not" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zachholsinger770
    @zachholsinger770 9 років тому +27

    LMAO. I could watch this video over and over. "I believe in 2 eyes for an eye."

  • @SpeSalviApostolate
    @SpeSalviApostolate 7 років тому +30

    This editing is comedy genius

  • @southafricandoozy7540
    @southafricandoozy7540 2 роки тому +2

    The one liners in this video is incredible

  • @froey198033
    @froey198033 Рік тому +4

    He tried to kill me. I have to return the favor 😂😂

  • @PaidtoDrive
    @PaidtoDrive 6 років тому +6

    "Create distance and grab a chair!" My favorite line ever since I saw this in like 2002.

  • @mentalgain
    @mentalgain 5 місяців тому +1

    I've been looking for this video for soo many years. It had to be almost 20 years ago when I saw the original that had gone viral. Then it disappeared and I've been looking for it forever until now! WoW!

  • @Ozolz
    @Ozolz 8 років тому +31

    "Somethings gonna go wrong, and you want to choke the guy out"
    I lost count how many times this happen to me

  • @TickNation
    @TickNation 8 років тому +56

    BANG!
    -Bas Rutten

    • @tartarianknight33
      @tartarianknight33 7 років тому +1

      EliteSportsGaming it's BANG BANG BANG 💥 😂

  • @standavitek2248
    @standavitek2248 2 місяці тому +1

    every now and then a grab a couple of drinks and feel the urge to revisit it

  • @TheHardcoreArtist
    @TheHardcoreArtist 3 роки тому +11

    “Hey that’s my seat.”
    “Oh I’m sorry-*BANG BANG*NO IM NOT”

  • @phantom_mist1726
    @phantom_mist1726 5 років тому +12

    "something's going to go wrong and you just want to choke the guy out" I love how nonchalant he says that 😄😄

  • @frankimpa
    @frankimpa 4 місяці тому +2

    0:46 I’ve been walking around saying “knee to da face” more times than I can count lol

  • @kevinmilani1
    @kevinmilani1 9 років тому +8

    Bas is one of my favorite MMA fighters of all time. He is a beast plus is he is humble and hilarious.

  • @702ed
    @702ed 5 років тому +17

    "He tried to kill me, now I have to return the favor" I lost it lmao