CALAMITY CUCCO! The Legend of Zelda
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- Zelda and Link face off against an army of feather fiends in a battle to the death. It's swords vs beaks in the ultimate showdown of elf and CHICKEN!
Produced by Tom Jenkins and Ben Michael
Written by Tristan Cooper
Animated by Daniel Arruda Massa - / @damnimationstudios
Voice of Link by Blake Swift
Voice of Zelda by Anna Chloe Moorey
Edit, Sound Design and Additional VFX by Jason Alan Dewey
Music Composed and Mastered by Alex Walker Smith
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This cartoon is in memory of the bucket of chicken we had last week which gave us all diarrhea. You got us good, you tasty tasty angel.
Hello
Caca 😂
RIP
Iraqis
are here
Let me guess... E. Coli or Salmonella, bacteria found in bird poop? That's what you get for eating animals: Zoonotic diseases. But hey, let's all point our fingers at some random people in China for eating bats and pangolins...
I mentioned in the last one about how using the Cuccos as a weapon against calamity Ganon was a missed Opportunity, but seeing this video made me realize how ahead of me they were in some aspects, not matter what game Cuccos don't play around.
Have you never played Twilight Princess?
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet UA-camr. Thanks for being a fan, dear ma
@@AxxLAfriku Um, what?
Zelda
@@niasayamuongbo6498 Huh?
Part of me wish that Cucco at the end was in the game lol
Woah! I didn't expect to see you here. Lol
I think we can mod it
Calamity Cucco
@@cd31000 I didn't want to spoil it just in case.
@@shadow759 If they're scrolling through the comments, they know what they're getting into.
Not even a gold Lynel can compare to the sheer horror that is the Cuccos
You can say that again.
Jokes aside...
Would you rather be defeated by a buff ass lion horse? Or a chicken? Which would you rather be on your grave stone?
@@uphi-downlow5792 I rather have a Lynel be my end; the thought of a 🐔 being my end would be just humiliating especially when all you have to do is mind your own business
Hey link got too second base that’s a huge improvement
Link is a gigachad now
This is the reincarnation of the Fallen Hero, and descendent of the first Link. The first Link not only married Zelda but fathered all of Hyrule.
@@VorxDargo the same Zelda in the video or is there descendants of Zelda too?
@@gin9561 the link from skyward sword was the first ever link
@@gin9561 The Zelda from the video is a descendent of Skyward, the Link is the reborn Fallen Hero.
Gamer theory: TLOZ cuccos are the result of the fierce deity being fragmented into multiple souls to avoid destroying the world. You awaken it each time you display aggression against its new numerous bodies.
He sings one of the most iconic sonic songs of all time.
I literally busted a gut laughing so hard
Escape From The Cuccos
@@TurboTechBlast that would make a great song cover
Rolling around at the speed of sound...
That made my day! I just out laughing and singing too
To be fair, chickens really are that vicious. If they see blood on you, they are attracted to that spot and won’t stop until the victim is gone or dead.
Also mashed, you chicken noises are spot on.
The chickens were voiced by Kevin Andrew Rivera, A.K.A @RicanFly! 🙌
Well congrats to him! ^^ He sounds just like my real life hens!
@SlaveLaboringKid There's a difference between having feathers and being a actual t-rex there not even reptiles
@@Devil-Damon go read a book please
@@sucks2suck981 1. I made a mistake 2. This was two weeks smh 3. still they didn't really use to be t rexes more or less just related to them
I just love how he pointed out that eggs are actually chicken's periods! I used to taunt my sisters with that fact! 😏🤣
Chickens, much like every bird in existence, don't have periods. The egg is the bird equivalent of an egg cell in mammals. The reason chickens lay unfertilized eggs is because they have a seasonal laying period. Granted, depending on your definition of period you could count this, but most if not all bioligists don't.
@@gerbentime4175 It would also be shitty marketing! 😂
The Zelda cartoons are really the better ones, continue that, it's really cool
Ikr? The tits on Zelda are perfect
@@AB0BA_69 she's thicc
These BOTW animations are always so perfect! They encapsulate just how most players behave with link. 😂
Ah yes. Chickens.
The greatest threat in Hyrule.
Reminds me that I haven't watched the Bagpipe of Doom in a while.
"They were throwing their periods at me" was definitely the best one liner I've heard in a while! 🤣
"Theyre throwing their periods as me" LMFAOOOO BRO you have no idea how hard id tried to keep quiet from this one (its late at night lol)
There are 3 Blighted Gannons you should never get on the bad side of. Flower Blight, Chicken Blight, and the Blight that shall not be named
@Creeperawmangod ah I seem to have made a mistake, you are correct my good sir.
The last one is the infamous owl from oot
Tingle fanfiction, what has the world come to?
1:25 R.I.P. Poo 🥺
You were too good for Link.
I can not figure out why they never sent the chickens to fight Ganon. He wouldn't stand a chance.
He knows better than to attack them
Trade one calamity for another?
Simple! Because the Cukoo's secretly are working for Gannon as spys and assassins
Link singing City Escape is just perfect lol
Well, that punishment is pretty "fowl"
3:47 I agree with link, He didn't even cause the acorn to fall, that cucco obviously hates him, because it should have gone for the guardians
Link being a fusion of Loki and Thor, Confirmed.
Link couldn’t just call the colonel to take down those chickens ?
Not after Link maybe accidentally purposely detonated a cube bomb in the kitchen.
@@mwperk02 I did that once before third strike. I got obliterated.
4:49 please, for the love of the triforce tell me their is some fanart for Calamity Cucco.
I was imagining the giant chicken at the end would “BUKAAK” in a really low, slow, loud voice
You know what I haven't watched mashed in a long time the last time i watch one of your videos was the wah rap it's so good
Waluigi sucks
Wahhhh 😭😭😭😭
I still think that book Zelda was reading is more horrifying than the Cuccos.
I love this Sonic voice and Link it's so snarky and it's great keep up the good videos
No matter which game it is, the chicken is a sacred creature that can bring the fury of the gods.
For some reason I expected the chickens to just come back riding clouds and singing after their "ascension".
Because of the way it sounded lol
"why are there always consequenses for my actions?"
Best moment of the video: 2:29
Link singing Sonic Adventure 2 Escape the City
Voice actor does Sonic in the Mashed videos.
Link "they were throwing their periods at me"
In another univers
Link "they were throwing their babys at me"
Mob of mlfs outside throwing their babys made from link.
Moral of the story: Don't hurt a cucco three times, or else.
But I hurt one 4 times.
@@mwperk02 Now you've done it.
If Nintendo ever decides to voice link we need to petition for shadyvox to become the official English voice actor. In my mind it’s already canon
i miss twilight princess where you could play as the chicken for a few seconds.
This is either great Ron Stoppable imcarnation or an incarnation of Link CDI
We all know Link would have found a way to bring his fish waifu back to life, not settle with Zelda.
But Sidon is still alive.
@@darkmask5933 Sidon wouldn’t get in the way, he’s gotta continue his chad bloodline anyway.
@@r.e.z9428 no we don't get it. Sidon is alive, link doesn't have to bring him back from the dead
@@catsukisubaru3715 Sidon’s not a waifu though. Too much chad energy.
Why are you saying that he'd have to settle for his waifu? He's already made it to second base with her
Between Link saying "hold this,pretend its your baby" and "they're throwing their periods", I lost it,and laughed until I got sick! I subbed because of this awesome tale! Plz do more like this!🤣💚🧝♂️
The guy who voice link is legendary.
That Calamity Cucco design is awesome.
That's pure genius ! I like Link's voice !🤣🤣🤣
Thank god that the next video was a Zelda video. Zelda for life
Lol Link singing City Escape
This NEEDS a sequel where they go to ganon for help
I still remember the first time I got attacked by them.
The sheer chaos...
*Amazing!*
And ths cartoon makes us wonder how this Link managed to beat the calamity and save Hyrule. He ends up summoning an even worse one.
Can we just take a moment to remember Blake's history with Sonic?
This.
I didn't realize I needed this in my life until it was here 🤩
That would actually be a cool idea for a hidden boss.
Boss implays you can some way stop it this would be more like punishment for braking the game
Who's the bear following Link before the chicken attack? *hears his name* Never mind, fittingly named pet bear.
This channel makes me want to start a petition to get Blake to voice Link in BOTW 2...I know it's just grunts and yells but I can dream dang it!
THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OFFICIAL SERIES!!
Calamity Cucco would honestly make an amazing mod boss.
3:23 This isn’t faaair! Why are there always consequences for my actions?
Zelda reading smut is pretty good.
I can't get enough of Blake Swift's voice.
If Link could talk in the games and this was his personality I would actually br coll with that. 😂
“Legends have it that once the egg blood moon rises that calamity cuckoo will escape from the egg and-“
Makes me think of the creature that spawns in Witcher for killing the cows 🤣
There's a reason you can't bring a cucco with you to fight Calamity ganon
its too powerful
2:29 That's a Sonic Reference in my Zelda video
This video predicted Link and Zelda living together in ToTK 😅
Links voice and this art style reminds me of a show I can’t remember.
Now the real fight for the fate of the realm begins.
The fact you added escape from the city makes this video infinity times better
was boutta comment this lol
And then we saved Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !
Dang Link,you unlocked the secret boss that hasn’t been seen for a hundred years.
And thus, Calamity Cucco was born.
link definitely deserved the first two strikes, but he didn't technically hurt the cucco a third time, the little guardians did, so i guess the cucco either really like guardians, or really hate people.
Poor Cucco. I feel like it was asking for an apology at 1:31. :(
Awww, si cierto :'c
Boy, Zelda sure filled up since Ganon was defeated huh?
*ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND*
Damn Zelda is busty ^^ But kidding aside, never underestimate cuocos !! they're damn dangerous
... i once saw these feathered killing machines take down a giant lion centuar thing... they knew no fear and struck at it again and again with out mercy... no matter how many the monster cut down more took theyre place like a tidal wave... a lone ship lost to the raging storm... the poor beast never had a chance... the cookoos ate well that night....
Would you make part two for this. I want to see cuckoos destroy the enemies!
~Catastrophic Chicken of Despair~
*Calamity Cucco*
It's funny how they make Link sound like an absolute douche nozzle! XD
With this, I'm now even more terrified of cocoos now especially that time after I used the master sword on all of them in that one quest and not even mipha's grace was able to protect me
Zelda:oh i tought it was calmity ganon coming back*blushes
Me:hold up
"They were throwing their periods at me" made me cackle.
Was Link singing that song a reference to Shadyvox voicing Sonic on this channel in the 34 land or you just wanted him to sing a little tune
Thank you for singing some of the Sonic adventure 2 soundtrack it took me back and also let me know I'm not the only one who still sings it
3:03 First thought that the cuccos was going to lite the dummy on fire. Still chuckle that they had it hanging from a tree.
The KFC colonel suffered a similar fate
I cannot unsee eggs as chickens' periods now
Oh ffs lol that is by far the best secret boss ever. Im still hoping there is a Gannon vs Cuccoo Mob vid somewhere lol
Cucco: *gets hurt three times*
Cuccos: *jurassic intensifies*
Me, remember the chickens in The Legend Of Zelda, A Link To The past: oh god, please, don't hurt the chicken
oh so thats why they're underground in the trailer of BoTW2 hiding from calamity cucco.
Mashed is going down another of their Zelda rabbit holes
Haha, Cucco was innuendo for Tingles rock hard co-
You mean mega ultra cucco? No! Shhhh! He is legend...
Got struck 3 times by lightning and they ascended. Is this a heavenly tribulation from xianxia.
Now what happens if he strikes the mega Chicken 3 times?
Alll i can say there better be a sequel to this ^^
The cucco guy was my favorite and I frowned as soon as he died
Oh dear Hylia, they're so screwed
I feel like the voice actor for link plays a character in total drama
3:33 ouch but hilarious! 😂
This gives me regular show vibes and I'm here for it