THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #22 - Colony

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  • MAG022 - Case #0161203 - Martin Blackwood
    Statement regarding an encounter with a being they believe to have once been Jane Prentiss.
    The Magnus Archives tells the tale of one of its own archival assistants whose close encounter with some creepy crawlies apparently brought them into contact with a known problem.
    Starring: The Archivist - Jonathan Sims; Martin Blackwood - Alexander J Newall
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 812

  • @scubatuba3294
    @scubatuba3294 4 роки тому +5221

    Jonathon sims: I hate Martin
    Also jon: sleep here you will be safe it is humidity controlled I will ask for extra protection for you please don't die

    • @Calciumcarbonate27
      @Calciumcarbonate27 4 роки тому +859

      John: No Martin, don't get killed by worms, you're so sexy ahahaha

    • @mari-zg9nq
      @mari-zg9nq 4 роки тому +138

      @@Calciumcarbonate27 NOOO LMAOOO

    • @riotb4719
      @riotb4719 4 роки тому +266

      jonathon simps

    • @mxxnlight111
      @mxxnlight111 3 роки тому +98

      omgomgomg so spoiler cuz i just found out something?
      apparently, jon and martin get mARRIED??? UHM. YES PLEASE JKDNAEGBG
      Edit: I was wrong. VERY. WRONG. ugh I wish

    • @borealissystem5916
      @borealissystem5916 3 роки тому +13

      Wait, what's a sims?

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 роки тому +2795

    I like the fact that Johny Sins hates the word spooky. I imagine when halloween rolls around he is just stuck at home screaming in anger.

    • @SunnyCapricious
      @SunnyCapricious 4 роки тому +154

      SPOOKY SCARRY SKELTONS-

    • @tomcain1183
      @tomcain1183 4 роки тому +179

      Johny sins?💀

    • @SunnyCapricious
      @SunnyCapricious 4 роки тому +55

      @@tomcain1183 pfffftt 😂😂 i didn't even notice that 😂😂😂

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 роки тому +104

      He's like Grinch: The Halloween Edition.

    • @Hi-ul2gc
      @Hi-ul2gc 3 роки тому +51

      Joe spooky regarding sinister happenings...

  • @data6022
    @data6022 4 роки тому +4303

    Martin getting distracted and talking about tarantulas is a big mood

    • @wyrmoffastring
      @wyrmoffastring 3 роки тому +134

      Tarantulas are adorable and I love Martin.

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 2 роки тому +17

      Ikr

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Рік тому +27

      As a fan of spiders - they're lovely misunderstood creatures -, it made me smile 🙂

    • @yeahok8259
      @yeahok8259 9 місяців тому +14

      Same! As soon as he said that I instantly liked him. I love spiders too.

    • @AutumnF
      @AutumnF 8 місяців тому +9

      I relate to Martin so much XD I just go off on tangents and forget the main topic

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 4 роки тому +3613

    During the first half every time Martin pauses I imagine he’s looking to Jon for approval but Jon’s just looking at him dull faced/unimpressed so Martin just awkwardly continues.

  • @jorenvanderark3567
    @jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому +2584

    Damn, Martin is a badass. The guy basically outlasted a siege by an eldritch horror through sheer force of will.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 2 роки тому +324

      He's a cinnamon roll made of iron

    • @jenjaminbenkins6075
      @jenjaminbenkins6075 2 роки тому +137

      @@mimkyodar Having finished the series, no spoilers but yep. He sure is.

    • @maggiem6209
      @maggiem6209 2 роки тому +104

      I didn't think much about him but GODDAMN I have respect for him after this. Few would have survived such an elongated seige.

    • @atiredweeb8551
      @atiredweeb8551 Рік тому +169

      I imagine at some point while running for his life he was like "I cant die Jon would think Im so cringe for that."

    • @Abigail-hu5wf
      @Abigail-hu5wf Рік тому +25

      and peaches

  • @soup331emd5
    @soup331emd5 4 роки тому +3692

    Martin: you can vouch for the soundness of my mind can't you?
    John: ...
    John: That's besides the point.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 2 роки тому +124

      Who knew I'd be having a really big laugh in a horror series.

    • @sweetlikehunny
      @sweetlikehunny Рік тому +43

      literally the height of comedy

    • @irca318
      @irca318 7 місяців тому +13

      Comedy gold

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 роки тому +2683

    Martin arrives at the archives like
    Worm: evaded
    Phone: lost
    Chill: out
    I am forcibly advised to stay in the premises

    • @foxthemess518
      @foxthemess518 4 роки тому +98

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @lel1160
      @lel1160 2 роки тому +71

      i don't know why, but "i am forcibly advised to stay in the premises" has made me laugh so hard and i kind of want to see it on a t shirt ?

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 Рік тому +21

      @@lel1160 A better t-shirt would be 'I am forcibly advised to leave the premises.'

    • @lel1160
      @lel1160 Рік тому +3

      @@leonmayne797 bahahahha perfect !

  • @piratehalfdroid7370
    @piratehalfdroid7370 3 роки тому +1031

    I can imagine:
    Martin:i kmow you hate the word ...but its really spooky..
    Jon: *gritting teeth*

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati 3 роки тому +73

      I always imagined the biggest eyeroll.

    • @irca318
      @irca318 7 місяців тому +16

      Jon: you may have Survived prentice but you won't survive me

    • @JsfosstdjsfJsfos-lf4tg
      @JsfosstdjsfJsfos-lf4tg 6 годин тому

      5:59

  • @Panneapple
    @Panneapple 4 роки тому +2827

    On one side the whole him losing his phone while Jon still receives his texts (which are obviously now not from him) is kinda expected but creepy, but on the other side it makes me ridiculously happy that Jon, who usually just doesn't take anyone really seriously (in the other episodes, but even at the beginning of this one when he says most people recording their stories are lunatics or something along those lines, I can't remember well), immediately suggests he stay in the archive room because it's well sealed, and takes this threat seriously even though almost every episode Martin is mentioned, Jon doesn't seem to hold him in high esteem.

    • @illusionhong18
      @illusionhong18 4 роки тому +126

      Also the last text is so creepy

    • @allenl5960
      @allenl5960 4 роки тому +224

      Well, John _does_ take some things seriously. Like those books from the 'Jurgen Leitner' dude.
      Presumably, this 'Jane Prentiss' person is like that. Confirmed to be real and very, very dangerous.
      Probably helps that John, despite not liking Martin very much, knows he's not insane, doing drugs, or has any other conditions that might make him hallucinate or otherwise misinterpret things like this.

    • @zealotoftheorchard9853
      @zealotoftheorchard9853 3 роки тому +68

      Martin might be incompitent but he aint no liar

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Рік тому +17

      @@illusionhong18 honestly that was the scariest part of any episode I've heard so far, and this being the scariest episode imo. But then I wasnt paying a lot of attention to the others. But that part gave me shudders

  • @b-blythe6763
    @b-blythe6763 4 роки тому +1736

    Oh my god this whole time I was picturing Martin sounding like a college stoner or something and it turns out he's adorable???
    Also this is very good character development on Jon's front. He's a crotchety old man who's always trash talking Martin, but it seems to be out of extremely high standards rather than personal malice. And the moment Martin indicates he's in danger Jon is thinking about how to keep him safe and comfortable. The fact he wasn't going to push Martin into making a statement says a lot, I think.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +73

      same lol martin sounds totally different than i imagined him and it's adorable

    • @alohahejahe___
      @alohahejahe___ Рік тому +26

      lmfao college stoner can't say I didn't think the same

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 Рік тому +1

      Lol a crotchety old man in his 30s - ouch my soul

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 Рік тому +40

      Spoiler:
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      Reading this coment session after finishing the show I'm convinced that Jon being 27 at the first half of S1 and therefore the Archieves' youngest is the biggest plot twist of the whole show. The man tricked everyone - including the audience - into thinking he was this very done surprisingly young looking 50yo and he is just late 20s anxiety man.

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 11 місяців тому +16

      @@lemonace6695 i thought he was in his 20s or 30s but hes the YOUNGEST???? oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @maryagrimm8412
    @maryagrimm8412 2 роки тому +854

    Martin: "you can vouch for my soundness of mind, can't you?"
    Jon: * 3 seconds of marked tape recorder silence*

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati 9 місяців тому +23

      Yeah I noticed that too. lol. You can almost see the glare as Jon thinks of a way to sidestep answering the question.

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 4 роки тому +1327

    I listened to Martin's voice for about 4 seconds and was like: yup, that's the one. That's baby.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 Рік тому +78

      The entire fandom:

    • @BackToBrazil
      @BackToBrazil Рік тому +60

      LITTERALY I LOVE HIM HE IS MY FAVORITE I JUST STARTED THIS SERIES BUT HOW CAN JOHN SERIOUSLY HATE HIM???? SMH

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 Рік тому +30

      @@BackToBrazil don't worry, everyone had that reaction to martin. As for jon, well- just keep listening :3

    • @just_going_mads
      @just_going_mads Рік тому +6

      ​@@dull_demon4717 Istg if ships make their way into this series I will be so let down. I just want one spooky anthology series without pointless romance...
      Hopefully I'm completely wrong about that since I'm just going off comments at this point but it seems to be a trend in fiction with this type of audience.
      (Not shit talking that type of audience, just saying like it's not my thing and can be disappointing to find out halfway through a series)

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 Рік тому +8

      @@just_going_mads come back to this comment when you finish the series

  • @klltsun_2576
    @klltsun_2576 4 роки тому +926

    Poor Martin's surprise at Jon taking him seriously for once made me "Aww..." Ya know, like an abused puppy who was shown kindness by the owner for the first time? Poor Martin, Jon please continue not giving him so much shit

    • @davv6628
      @davv6628 3 роки тому +60

      I mean let's be honest here; Jon is kinda a tsundere and only shows that he cares when it actually matters. I'm so glad that they get together in later seasons. First time watching but I've seen a fuck ton of spoilers so I know that much for sure. It's kinda cute.

  • @cawareyoudoin7379
    @cawareyoudoin7379 5 років тому +2953

    I think this is my favourite episode so far. We've been hearing about Martin, yet never got to hear him. And when he does appear, boy oh boy, does he have a story to tell. I like Jon's voice, but even when he tries to emulate the emotions, he still reads it like a story. Martin told this honestly, with such emotion. There is something about his voice. Awkward, calming, unsettling at times.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +42

      Jon's voice is like mine honestly, I also struggle with emotions. Even when Im not reading a story.

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 3 роки тому +9

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 dude, have you listened to all of TMA?

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +7

      @@cawareyoudoin7379 Uh, not yet. Im currently on Season 1, Schwarzwald

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 3 роки тому +16

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 Ah. Well, honey, you got a big storm coming. And emotions in abundance, also by Jon.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +27

      @@cawareyoudoin7379 THANKS THATS NOT WORRYING AT ALL

  • @superskh
    @superskh 4 роки тому +2272

    Martin: -recalling potentially traumatic events-
    Jon: -stirs macaroni and cheese for sfx-

  • @Nizati
    @Nizati 9 місяців тому +419

    The only line of physical description we get for Martian: "I'm not the smallest guy in the world, I know"
    The fanart community: Ah yes. He a big boy. Big roundy huggable boy. He tall and big and brimming full of love.

    • @cyber_runner
      @cyber_runner 5 місяців тому +35

      It's so cute 😭

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati 4 місяці тому +22

      @@communist_orangesHey I'm not disagreeing, it's just an observation that I find very entertaining.

    • @TheBlaskowitz
      @TheBlaskowitz 2 місяці тому +16

      SPOILERS KEEP OUT IF YOU DONT KNOW
      Also NotSasha says he looks roomy lol

    • @Atastyboiledegg
      @Atastyboiledegg Місяць тому +3

      @@Nizatireal, i imagined him like a chubby or just one of those slightly bigger guys in general😅

    • @lunamoon1239
      @lunamoon1239 5 днів тому +1

      Well we also know he’s tall because the worm thing had to jump “over 6 ft” to reach his _face_, not his head, his face. He a tall tall man.

  • @azulresendiz3359
    @azulresendiz3359 4 роки тому +572

    I always took John's unflattering description of Martin as him just being a sour puss. Since John doesn't seem like a people person I thought that Martin was probably a good guy. But I definitely underestimated how much of a sweet fella Martin was going to be.
    He just wants John's approval :'(
    So... Martin appreciation club anyone?

    • @eusouabia2986
      @eusouabia2986 2 роки тому +18

      Got here late, BUT WHEN'S THE MEETING?

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Рік тому +18

      Spoilers
      Jon is the president of the Martin Appreciation Club

    • @avet9413
      @avet9413 Рік тому +6

      @@emilybarclay8831 awww does he warm up to Martin? :D
      Please tell me Martin and Jon don’t die no one is answering this question for me-

    • @lara8866
      @lara8866 Рік тому +11

      @@avet9413 no spoilers but lets just say "warms up" is a bit of an understatement

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +1

      ​@@avet9413 Sooooooo.
      In need of therapy?

  • @defme1
    @defme1 4 роки тому +848

    martin's first appearance and he's already pining for Jon......i can't even handle this rn

  • @reikenator
    @reikenator 4 роки тому +799

    oh, worm?

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 роки тому +53

      This made me burst out laughing

    • @Anna-archivist
      @Anna-archivist 4 роки тому +35

      Worm on a string good sir?

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 роки тому +9

      @@Anna-archivist yes plz

    • @lucy-jc6pi
      @lucy-jc6pi 4 роки тому +2

      WHEEEL MEE

    • @errokoth
      @errokoth 4 роки тому +16

      i like your funny words magic man

  • @dannymern6425
    @dannymern6425 4 роки тому +652

    Martin is..... great??? I'm gonna cry

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl Рік тому +222

    I realize we’re all gushing over Martin but I love how this establishes how people view the Institute in the real world. It’s a public entity, this is a place people go to and work at that deals with the supernatural *openly*, which I imagine would make them look like crackpots to those who don’t know better.
    I really like this approach to a supernatural academic entity. They’re not interested in covering anything up like, say, the SCP Foundation. They are merely into studying it. It’s really cool :)

    • @nastiatonkaia
      @nastiatonkaia 2 місяці тому +3

      But they also don't try to advertise it to the public somehow or make known to everyone that paranormal exists. That is actually a disadvantage cause people don't believe them (as Martin said himself) and they don't try to be careful. Just look at that guy from rubbish episode. The one that decided keeping strange piece of a weird book and investigating that case were reasonable ideas. I know that some of it could be just compulsion of some sort coming from that paranormal thing. But the narrator had the power to resist it unlike that guy. And he hasn't even had funerals. Mb if institute informed the public, these cases wouldn't be so common

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 4 роки тому +627

    Aw, man, I feel so bad for Martin, he just wanted to make sure he did a good job for his boss :(

  • @AJ-pq5zx
    @AJ-pq5zx Рік тому +101

    How whipped did Jon have this man that he broke into a building and headed back into the spooky death basement two times for fear of what Jon would say if he returned with nothing

  • @nanahuatli2144
    @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +455

    Ok but last episode there was a wet splattering sound and Jon went "What are these??" and that hasn't been explained and I'm freaking out.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +49

      @@brooke7789 Right? And was Martin carrying them or something?

    • @b-blythe6763
      @b-blythe6763 4 роки тому +94

      @@nanahuatli2144 You'd think he would have mentioned in the story if he'd captured any. I've got a bad feeling about this :(

    • @fluffsnake
      @fluffsnake 4 роки тому +28

      I can only assume the episodes are out of order basically, so that scares me ;_; will Martin be ok??? AHHHH

    • @Gooberpotomous
      @Gooberpotomous 4 роки тому +67

      I was wondering what they were too. As well as why Martin nor Jon said **absolutely nothing** about them

    • @schmohobzsia7216
      @schmohobzsia7216 4 роки тому +96

      Maybe it's his shoes/feet?
      He said he stomped a good deal of worms to death...

  • @bluemrpony
    @bluemrpony 4 роки тому +541

    I will protect Martin with everything I have

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 роки тому +24

      I will join in this protection

  • @moonerz
    @moonerz 4 роки тому +1205

    i had already read on the comments of the other episodes people saying how martin was sweet but i didn’t expect him to be THIS precious

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 роки тому +13

      same

    • @duskadown6751
      @duskadown6751 2 роки тому +6

      fr

    • @nellaruff9910
      @nellaruff9910 2 роки тому +23

      I would die for this pure of a man. I wasn't prepped for how sweet he is

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Рік тому +28

      martin, after running for his life from the worm lady: wait, shit, maybe she was injured? maybe she needed help?

  • @rigulur
    @rigulur 9 місяців тому +50

    keep forgetting that torch is another term for flashlight. the magnus lads just sound like the kind of people i'd expect to light an actual torch for this sort of job

  • @BunnyLove5763
    @BunnyLove5763 4 роки тому +1352

    God I love Martin so much! Tbh this whole time I took john’s word for it and thought that Martin would just be a bum or somthing but he’s so sweet, and not to mention thoughtful.
    When running away from a horrible creature full of worms that want him dead, all he wanted to do was get a picture of it that would impress John. He’s so good ;-;
    Also holy hell I’m scared for John now 0-o

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 роки тому +135

      You just know Jon's scolded him *so* much and now Martin wants to do a Very Good Job.

    • @karenlinares7541
      @karenlinares7541 3 роки тому +22

      Martins is like a puppy
      Wants to be praised

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Рік тому +45

      martin, after running for his life from the worm lady: wait, shit, maybe she was injured? maybe she needed help?

  • @octoprince315
    @octoprince315 Рік тому +89

    It was nice of jane to keep in touch with jon so Martin wouldn't lose his job

  • @brunacastro5658
    @brunacastro5658 4 роки тому +324

    I really really hate Jane's description, my trypophobia made this the worst episode for my nerves, BUT I LIKE IT SO MUCH, FINALLY WE HEARD MARTIN AND HE'S SO SWEET

    • @Cambion_Heir
      @Cambion_Heir Рік тому +8

      Solidarity at last! (On a 2-year-old comment no less)
      Agreed on both accounts::
      I hate Jane and her whole shtick
      but I do love this Martin fella!
      He's "just a lil' guy"

  • @mechengr1731
    @mechengr1731 3 роки тому +143

    The fact that Jon immediately offered Martin shelter at the institute was both wholesome and terrifying. Even before he mentioned the phone, I knew shit was about to go down.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 2 роки тому +16

      Jon pretends to be a sceptic but he's as scared as the rest of them. Possibly more so

  • @Mothman1992
    @Mothman1992 Рік тому +66

    "I'm not exactly the smallest guy in the world"
    Who else is imagining this sweet cinnamon roll as a 6'6" mountain of muscle who could have forced the door off its hinges with one hand. But that would have been rude

  • @GoliathPyroson
    @GoliathPyroson 4 роки тому +417

    I would like to hug Martin please.

  • @izzyliberty8720
    @izzyliberty8720 5 років тому +715

    I'm not generally into horror. I have an overactive imagination and am prone to nightmares - these, generally, are so clinically reviewed that it is not that much of a problem. This one, however, feeds so directly into my paranoia, that I will most likely not sleep much tonight. Magnificently done.

    • @aelyna.t.l.8755
      @aelyna.t.l.8755 3 роки тому +37

      If there's a fear, there's an episode for it here

    • @senormooples2354
      @senormooples2354 3 роки тому +10

      I also have a very active imagination also, in where I just close my eyes and everything I'm listening to would be clear as daylight, I love horror and I don't really scare easily anymore so I can imagine the most grotesque stuff without losing sleep but imaging Jane filled with holes and worms crawling out of her made me shudder

    • @Hoid.
      @Hoid. 2 роки тому +8

      Same... I have trypophobia. I tried so hard not to picture it but the descriptions are too well written. Traumatised

  • @nunally
    @nunally 5 років тому +1096

    I absolutely love the audio, it sounds so real, I can totally see Martin in front of the recorder while Jonathan sits at the other side of the room in another chair arms crossed and all, this is simply great! thank you so much!

    • @dreamer3725
      @dreamer3725 4 роки тому +34

      Jon is that angry manager who seems like an angry older brother? If this is wrong, I'm listening to these for the first time, so no spoilers?

    • @domrat1550
      @domrat1550 4 роки тому +32

      I've been imagining Jon recording statements while he sits in front of an old desk in a big room filled with bookshelfs, high ceiling, big windows with stained glass... I don't know why would he sit in a gigant hogwarts like library, but, well i guess i haven't put much thought into it.

  • @acidvolcano
    @acidvolcano 4 роки тому +477

    the comments on this one are so wholesome. Martin love gang.

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o 3 роки тому +239

    I know there’s so much more than just this to consider, (in both Jon and Martin’s relationship and in the grand scheme of the story) but my favorite moment in this episode - maybe ever? - HAS to be: “I wouldn’t lie to you, I like- my job...”

  • @soaring-comet
    @soaring-comet 4 роки тому +732

    i
    i love martin
    so much
    he better survive all of this shit
    also i want to see him more
    but he was so scared :((

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 4 роки тому +223

    Jon´s attitude towards Martin in the first season like homeboy you´re in for a surprise in the next couple of years

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 4 роки тому +592

    jon: ugh martin is so useless i hate him i wouldn't care if something happened to him >:(
    also jon: it's ok martin i believe you and you can stay here with me uwu
    god bless the tsundere archivist

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati 3 роки тому +40

      Damn. I never thought of Jon as Tsundere. But yeah. He really, Really is.

    • @poopilydoopily7784
      @poopilydoopily7784 2 роки тому +5

      Amen

  • @SpaceAce13
    @SpaceAce13 4 роки тому +382

    I'm literally cringing in my seat at the sound that plays when the worms are squirming. It's making my skin crawl. This episode is great.

    • @universarea
      @universarea 3 роки тому +20

      According to the q&a it was made with lots and lots of pasta

    • @jaxsonadros2066
      @jaxsonadros2066 Рік тому +4

      Jon's just stirring some good Mac

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups Рік тому +43

    Martin: goes to a house where a magic spider haunted the dude that killed it
    Also Martin: kills a worm

  • @rasheesaalea7805
    @rasheesaalea7805 4 роки тому +399

    I actually had a dream last night about silver-transparent worms covering my whole bedroom. The ceiling, the walls, my bed, everything. Some of them managed to get on my legs and I tried to get them off but no matter what I did, I couldn't seem to shake them off of me. Anyways, congratulations, you guys have successfully given me a nightmare and I'm sure I will get another one tonight

    • @aelyna.t.l.8755
      @aelyna.t.l.8755 3 роки тому +23

      Now I'm glad I don't remember my dreams xD

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 роки тому +16

      ...So did they manage to give you a nightmare in retrospect? Like, it happened before you listened to the episode? That's a freaky coincidence.

    • @rasheesaalea7805
      @rasheesaalea7805 3 роки тому +16

      @@jaderush4141 oh no it was only after i listened to this one, i guess it stucked in my mind so much that i dreamed about it :)

    • @thistleywistley681
      @thistleywistley681 3 роки тому +4

      dont die man

    • @Chirpy-eo8jq
      @Chirpy-eo8jq 3 роки тому +3

      UGH NO NO NO NO *NO*

  • @strawsb3rry
    @strawsb3rry Рік тому +168

    as someone who has finished the podcast,
    one, newcomers, youre in for a ride. this is where the fun starts. every name that was spoken before and will be spoken after this is important.
    two, the fact that martin traumatized himself for almost two weeks cause he was scared of jon's disapproval is honestly beyond me

    • @leonstormmaster6133
      @leonstormmaster6133 Рік тому +16

      Ok so I have to start taking notes now? I am terrible at remembering names and details

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Рік тому +1

      ​@@leonstormmaster6133You can always look at comments ^^

    • @aennakeen1737
      @aennakeen1737 Рік тому +11

      i made a notebook for this whole podcast and i'm already at the point where i'm scrolling back and think "OH i heard this name before....are there it is!" and i'm so investigated how all the next episodes will be. this is my current epsiode right now.

    • @TopOceanKitty_Gacha
      @TopOceanKitty_Gacha 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@aennakeen1737 ah yes I'm doing that now, only difference is I got to episode 56 and then decided to restart the podcast to do that

  • @dariofprsia
    @dariofprsia 3 роки тому +111

    Martin: "Wow, this place is really creepy, and I have a really bad feeling about this, maybe I should just go back. I guess John will be disappointed this time, eheh..."
    Martin thinks for a few seconds.
    Martin gets into the creepy place.

  • @atiredweeb8551
    @atiredweeb8551 Рік тому +38

    Jon: I believe you?
    Martin: wha- really? Wow I wasnt expecting you to at all-
    And it was at this moment I realized that Martin has the personality of a fricking puppy.

  • @jadynnkotch1833
    @jadynnkotch1833 4 роки тому +246

    "I like spiders! :D"

  • @ayonixanimations
    @ayonixanimations Рік тому +31

    I could _hear_ Martin's nervous glances towards Jon, and Jon's deadpan look back. Fucking talent.

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 4 роки тому +127

    i love this, 21 episodes of "ugh i hate martin" etc and this is the first time theres actual interaction between them and its so FUNNY i love it so much

  • @skyclaude8847
    @skyclaude8847 4 роки тому +127

    This actually confirms that Jon is the hard on the outside soft on the inside type (a.k.a tsundere) also Martin sounds so soft I feel so bad for him here

  • @fionapeterson-quinn885
    @fionapeterson-quinn885 4 роки тому +263

    His voice is so sweet and lovely and wholesome and I would die for Martin Blackwood.

  • @Max3110
    @Max3110 4 роки тому +254

    The archivists crimson fate? Sounds like it has to do with the dreamer.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 4 роки тому +58

      im already very attached to jon, i would throw hands with the scary dream monsters for him

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 Рік тому +4

      Relistening once more, and I was still a bit confused about that until I read your comment. Thanks!

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 8 місяців тому +1

      i believe that phrase is actually used quite a bit to refer to death/greivous injury. Crimson referring to blood, yknow?

    • @May-nt3ow
      @May-nt3ow 3 місяці тому +1

      Well, Gertrude died in the line of duty...

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 3 роки тому +108

    03:05 "I didn't want to come back to you without due diligence though, I've learned that lesson"
    More than once Martin says something like this and then chuckles joylessly, and that kinda makes me want to introduce Jon's face to something heavy.
    When Jon read Squirm, he was very displeased with the fact it could be connected to Jane, and it was obvious that Jane's case, much like the Leitner books, was confirmed for him. And yet, he hesitated in granting Martin's wish to give a statement and even went so far as to imply he can't really confirm Martin's clarity of mind. What a douche.
    Absolutely loved Martin's voice and the panicky nervous intonations. Beautiful acting.
    It's so weird how Martin obviously got out unscathed, but just the sheer fact it's somebody we "know" and already care about made this so much more tense.
    Where my trypophobes at? Brr.

  • @whoknows-101
    @whoknows-101 4 роки тому +140

    I love how like 90% of this comments section is just people simping over Martin, like me too XD

  • @andrewclarke5972
    @andrewclarke5972 3 роки тому +62

    I can FEEL Johnathan Sims eyes roll at 6:08 when Martin says spooky

  • @poormansmyself5502
    @poormansmyself5502 4 роки тому +180

    This went from an SCP/Creepypasta thing to an interesting continuous narrative real quick

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 3 роки тому +10

      More SCP/Archive hybrid more than creepypasta. All of these were great in quality.

  • @snowflake5793
    @snowflake5793 5 років тому +112

    Poor Martin, he gets so much shit from John, and he just wants to be taken seriously

  • @raquelalejandrapatinoojeda8334
    @raquelalejandrapatinoojeda8334 3 роки тому +41

    "She was facing away from me, apparently staring at the corner of the wall."
    *BLAIR WITCH FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*

  • @screamingmadvoid
    @screamingmadvoid 4 роки тому +65

    Martin sounds like he gives the best hugs

  • @data6022
    @data6022 4 роки тому +141

    I should stop eating when I'm listening to this

  • @fromsage2you
    @fromsage2you Рік тому +17

    Me: *chilling, eating corn*
    Martin: *describes the woman's skin and the worms in it*
    Me: *slowly pushes corn away from me*

  • @whydoineedahandleforyoutube
    @whydoineedahandleforyoutube 4 роки тому +189

    Ohhh I love Martin's acting! This one is really good and fresh -- I'm loving that I'm getting a better picture of the Archive workers and their relationships with each other.

  • @jojoceda
    @jojoceda 4 роки тому +54

    Jon: hahaha I’m in danger

  • @sammieegoldwand
    @sammieegoldwand 2 роки тому +44

    OH MY GOD YOU CAN HEAR MARTIN BLUSHING WHEN JON TELLS HIM TO STAY IN THE ARCHIVES
    Edit: 20:07

  • @theWeaverofTales
    @theWeaverofTales 4 роки тому +220

    This one is wild to listen to during quarantine

    • @rei6en
      @rei6en 4 роки тому +54

      martin is the original quarantine king. we have to stan 😔

    • @aelyna.t.l.8755
      @aelyna.t.l.8755 3 роки тому +6

      How did you know? xD

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry 3 роки тому +11

      Omg, right?! I got into this series during quarantine and it was a trip to listen to this episode. Especially since I had some unpleasant roommates during that time and spent most of quarantine in one room to get away from them.

  • @AmericanKitty1
    @AmericanKitty1 5 років тому +192

    This series is so amazing! I kind of loved the part where the music stopped right as martin said "spooky." that got a laugh out of me

  • @Atari_01
    @Atari_01 Рік тому +14

    coming from today, where we are confirmed for a sequel, everyone either making “worm sfx=that’s what good pasta sounds like” or “MARTIN IS BABY” comment is hilarious

  • @alexroybal7281
    @alexroybal7281 2 роки тому +29

    i can totally picture martin fiddling with the hem of his shirt. also, he pauses quite a bit, i think those pauses are him looking at jon like, 'am i doing it right?'
    i love him sm

  • @asiunderstandit5717
    @asiunderstandit5717 5 років тому +141

    Man Squirm was the only one of these so far that’s managed to keep me up at night, and when he mentioned the strange maggot things in Arachnophobia I got flashbacks. So now I feel... vindicated? Yikes though...

  • @joshuapurinton7752
    @joshuapurinton7752 3 роки тому +29

    Martin: ...you're going to think I'm an idiot for saying this...
    Jonathan: I already think you're an idiot.

  • @Alsarnia
    @Alsarnia 11 місяців тому +12

    Hold up. I'm 2 minutes in and dying at Martin saying Jon can attest to him being and and Jon just meeting him with absolute silence. DYING. This is gonna be a good one

  • @SlideRulePirate
    @SlideRulePirate Рік тому +11

    "I _liked_ my job."
    We've probably all got a horror story that fits with that.

  • @hamletsdeaddad
    @hamletsdeaddad 3 роки тому +72

    Like, how can you listen to this and not devote your entire existence to Martin's protection? I've heard his voice for like 5 seconds at the beginning and I'm ready to kill and die for him, sir, he is one the sole purest things on this cruel, cruel world.

  • @patrickreed996
    @patrickreed996 4 роки тому +78

    martin is incredibly precious i've only known him for two days but i would die for him without hesitation

  • @hannahcartwright8190
    @hannahcartwright8190 4 роки тому +98

    I haven't even met Martin yet but I relate and would die for him

  • @tangible.7244
    @tangible.7244 3 роки тому +27

    *"due diligence" shall now be my new phrase for "notice me my bossy senpai"*

  • @markcabre1
    @markcabre1 6 років тому +117

    I didn't think I had trypophobia.... I Might have to reconsider this.

    • @sandymcneish7820
      @sandymcneish7820 5 років тому +2

      Wut be trypophobia

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt 5 років тому +28

      @@sandymcneish7820 it's the fear of holes.. so many holes.. it's often associated with parasites, and the visual stimulus of many holes packed closely together trigger the adrenaline response as well as disgust and fear of those affected. this response can vary in severity, and many people share this response. it's probably an evolutionary survival trait left over from a time where it would be relevant, but some people respond so strongly that it can become impossible to overcome and ignore.

    • @sandymcneish7820
      @sandymcneish7820 5 років тому +2

      sure thanks boi

    • @MissGray-ri9yg
      @MissGray-ri9yg 5 років тому +32

      I'm not sure if its trypophobia as much as a perfectly reasonable fear of terrifying, bug infested women crouching in dimly lit basements.

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 3 роки тому +2

      @@MissGray-ri9yg I think its a bit of both

  • @fauxclaws
    @fauxclaws Рік тому +23

    I really didn’t expect a podcast with no visuals to trigger my trypophobia but by golly you’ve done it. I’m disgusted and impressed

  • @sisyphusmarble8460
    @sisyphusmarble8460 11 місяців тому +8

    Martin's Shadow: *moves*
    Martin: I don't like that.

  • @kingsaracoon9594
    @kingsaracoon9594 4 роки тому +73

    haven't listened to the whole thing yet but as soon as martin spoke I just went:
    OMG IS THAT MARTIN??? OMFG GOD HE SOUNDS SO B A B Y

  • @fauxclaws
    @fauxclaws 11 місяців тому +7

    at 21:13 you can hear martin take a shaky deep breath, such good acting it's subtle and feels natural.
    also major(?) spoilers below
    Jane not actually trying to get into the apartment makes so much sense when you find out later she's not trying to kill him, she wanted him alive to feed off his fear.

  • @LittleBitch-bi3fx
    @LittleBitch-bi3fx 4 роки тому +65

    I know you hate the word but it was reeeeealy...🥺spooky🥺

  • @jsk-art
    @jsk-art 4 роки тому +51

    I have a habit of listening to these when I'm drawing or playing minecraft, and I'm starting to want to just sit and listen to them and nothing else, because I keep feeling like I'm missing out on important details. Maybe I'll use this as a reason to start taking regular walks and actually get out of the house for once.

    • @universarea
      @universarea 3 роки тому +5

      If you finish with this may I suggest welcome to night Vale or my other favorite besides this one, wolf 359. Also it's totally an space comedy and totally didn't make me cry at the end.

  • @chillinwithfrogs9708
    @chillinwithfrogs9708 11 місяців тому +10

    A lot of ppl mention how jon acts kind all of a sudden towards martin and that it is very sudden but i think the explanation is obvious . Hearing your coworker got trough 2 weeks of hell kinda bc of you (since martin wouldnt have gone back to the place if it wasnt for him trying to impress jon afraid jon will get mad if he came back with nothin) then jon would probly feel guilt, even if he doesnt particularly show it tru words or apologies rather acts.

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist 10 місяців тому +8

    “A room in the archives where i used to sleep when working late”
    I am this episodes in, i know he either canonically is a workaholic, or fanonically is a workaholic. Also Jon my little black cat child!!

  • @sophienah4654
    @sophienah4654 5 років тому +87

    i LOVE how all the stories weave into eachother im obsessed

  • @pumpthebreaksprinceyyt759
    @pumpthebreaksprinceyyt759 3 роки тому +22

    Martin: *exists for one episode so far*
    Me: I love you

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon 4 роки тому +66

    .... holy shit... MARTIN IS SO GOD DAMN FUCKING ADORABLE!!! Personally I like the smaller spiders, Jumping spiders or wolf spiders are my favorite due to their personalities usually, but mainly the big adorable curious eyes from the jumping spider, ready to give a lil’... hop! Ahh! In either case, I find it equally adorable that the entire time Jon was describing Martin, and how he seemed to hate him, but then this shows how much he actually cares about him! Ahh, this is fucking great!! The horror actually gets to you, the story is fantastic, and I am kinda glad to have all this free time!

  • @NeverGonnaDrown
    @NeverGonnaDrown 6 місяців тому +8

    SPOILERS FOR LATE IN THE SERIES
    Jon was so close to becoming like Gertrude. Sending his assistants out into the world with the highest expectations, not accepting anything but the most in depth information. Martin could have died here because he was so worried about impressing Jon and living up to those expectations. I think this moment was so important for Jon because he decides hes going to care what happens to people other than himself. He didn't know it yet, but he was breaking a dangerously abusive cycle here.

  • @BackToBrazil
    @BackToBrazil Рік тому +13

    MARTIN SOUNDS SO FUCKING SWEET. THIS IS THE PERSON JOHN WAS BEING SO MEAN TO?

  • @Blairwood38
    @Blairwood38 5 місяців тому +4

    the little pauses waiting for Jon to say something only to realize he won't and then awkwardly laugh about it are SOO cute😭😭
    Btw I feel like martin either is either extremely scared of Jon, or that he cares about jon REALLY much.. I know it's bad... But I'm kinda starting to ship them..

  • @duckwithbread07
    @duckwithbread07 10 місяців тому +6

    When martin was talking about likeing spiders reminded me of that meme with everyone saying they hate clowns and that guys just like "i think clowns are delightful"

  • @MryMocha
    @MryMocha 6 місяців тому +5

    Plotwist: Jon's lunch break was meant to be after he finished the recording but the Martin walked in so the weird wet noises in the background is Jon eating

  • @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579
    @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579 6 місяців тому +7

    Bro i only heard Martin for like 5 minutes and if anything happens to him i will destroy the world and then me

  • @Timfishoh2759
    @Timfishoh2759 9 місяців тому +5

    A minute and a half in and I'm enjoying the pause, and terse reply to Martin's insistence that Jon can vouch for his mental wellbeing.🤭 ......Right! Back to the tale!

  • @swiftfeathers7028
    @swiftfeathers7028 4 роки тому +47

    Martin is so precious omg.......

  • @piscenicprodigy8816
    @piscenicprodigy8816 11 місяців тому +7

    Martin- i wish i brought a torch
    Also Martin- my phone has a camera
    Bro, that thing's definitely got a flashlight on it

  • @carianawaters6425
    @carianawaters6425 3 роки тому +46

    I know I’m... late to the party, but I have to comment on this. (Spoilers for this episode of course)
    Near the end there with the text message John received he was composed as ever. Regardless of if he is disbelieving or shaken to his core he’s almost always composed. This actor is brilliant. I read someone’s comment that said they liked Martin because he was expressive while John sounded like he was still telling a story. But don’t you hear it...? The difference between his calm and when he’s shaken to his core. It is the epitome of his character. I can’t quite place it but on the surface he speaks the same, but under... it seems less monotonous and infinitesimally(the tiiiniest amount) shakey, as if his mind and his mouth were not speaking the same words as is usually the feel of his out-of-account speech. He tries to stay professional, composed, put together. Only when he’s caught especially off guard does he exclaim like he did at the end of last episode. When he speaks his fears there’s still a wall. He speaks them to enlighten others of dangers and things to be careful of, nothing more. Vulnerability is not his job. I can hear him saying that. But if you listen closely, he seems deeply afraid of death. Not death exactly, an awful death specifically. He’s afraid of what awful thing might come for him as head archivist, and of whatever killed the last. That struck me this episode and the episode of the Dreamer.
    As ill-organized as this comment was, I hope I did my analysis justice

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati 3 роки тому +9

      As someone who has seen the end of the series. Yes, yes it did. I hope you look back at this and can feel proud.

    • @carianawaters6425
      @carianawaters6425 3 роки тому +7

      @@Nizati Oh my gosh thank you for reminding me of this comment. You’re right, I am proud of this

  • @cappuccino1645
    @cappuccino1645 4 роки тому +49

    I was waiting for Martin to appear and I was not dissapointed

  • @ann-margretparke9525
    @ann-margretparke9525 3 роки тому +22

    Jon has had to hide behind disdain 'very' hard to mask his unfortunate crush for his subordinate. ;)