Are We All Related?

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  • @besmart
    @besmart  7 років тому +18048

    🎶We are family…🎶
    Have you watched the rest of my human ancestry series? Part 4 comes out next week!

    • @yitzun5080
      @yitzun5080 7 років тому +78

      It's Okay To Be Smart Yay!

    • @andreaspetersen1805
      @andreaspetersen1805 7 років тому +33

      It's Okay To Be Smart are you from finland sweden or norway?

    • @besmart
      @besmart  7 років тому +192

      My great-grandfather was from 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

    • @Elduque40
      @Elduque40 7 років тому +88

      He's from Africa like all of us 😁

    • @stratussol2475
      @stratussol2475 7 років тому +11

      Hey Joe, I think we're not too distantly related

  • @HerpBerpErpetyDerp
    @HerpBerpErpetyDerp 6 років тому +27574

    Wars are just intense family arguments.

    • @jaxsonwaderich5088
      @jaxsonwaderich5088 6 років тому +896

      why is this not top comment?

    • @HerpBerpErpetyDerp
      @HerpBerpErpetyDerp 6 років тому +705

      Because I posted it two days ago, and this video has existed for an entire year. lol

    • @jaxsonwaderich5088
      @jaxsonwaderich5088 6 років тому +263

      good point

    • @Iambbean66
      @Iambbean66 6 років тому +210

      FriendlyNeighborhoodDerp and incest explains why I am so ugly

    • @jetwingsdaydream
      @jetwingsdaydream 6 років тому +181

      It all started when someone took their brothers cake slice

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 4 роки тому +12724

    Man this family reunion is going to be wild, can't wait to see you all then!

  • @mkjudkins
    @mkjudkins 3 роки тому +12041

    Man I’m glad I have this guy for an uncle, he’s smart

    • @cillianryan1065
      @cillianryan1065 3 роки тому +815

      Aye since we’re related I was wondering if you could give me some change

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 роки тому +338

      Don't give cillian change, give ME! I stepped on Lego and didn't shed a tear!

    • @cdrool5710
      @cdrool5710 3 роки тому +112

      What about me I didn’t step on a lego and I didn’t shed a tear. Talk about courageous

    • @D123gg
      @D123gg 3 роки тому +58

      Oh yea well I bottled flip

    • @sparlabaswell-bogan
      @sparlabaswell-bogan 3 роки тому +52

      @@D123gg oh really? I didn’t put my pants on backwards today!

  • @NiccoloDante
    @NiccoloDante Рік тому +808

    Shout out to all my aunts, cousins, uncles, grandpas, grandmas, nephews, and nieces

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +8134

    "Don't talk to strangers on the internet!"
    Me: don't worry, they're family.

  • @loveriiz
    @loveriiz 5 років тому +3256

    son: am I adopted?
    parents: no.. we’re related, but distance..

    • @sloopy5912
      @sloopy5912 5 років тому +31

      parents: son, you blind
      son: ok at least I'm not death.
      parents: son...

    • @kaca111
      @kaca111 5 років тому +14

      Oh hello my fellow cousins or siblings :)

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 5 років тому +3

      aria hi cousin aria

    • @lailakeymora8994
      @lailakeymora8994 5 років тому +2

      Kawaii Potato hi cousin

    • @annateresa9925
      @annateresa9925 5 років тому +1

      aria 😂😂😂

  • @camilo3984
    @camilo3984 5 років тому +792

    This video has basically just told me I’m related to my crush, celebrities and serial killers. Wow, that’s definitely comforting

    • @oxylenx9226
      @oxylenx9226 5 років тому +5

      Camilo yea

    • @blackbeard108th5
      @blackbeard108th5 5 років тому +7

      My ex😂😂😂

    • @nadirah1019
      @nadirah1019 5 років тому

      Yeah

    • @nadirah1019
      @nadirah1019 5 років тому +13

      Oh wow.. so married people are actually related to each other? Like.. long lost cousin?

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 років тому

      Camilo a bit narrow area of interests.

  • @rubbaduck242
    @rubbaduck242 11 місяців тому +859

    Everyone’s chill til Mr. Beast says he’s giving 100$ to everyone that’s related to him

  • @TheFirstDex
    @TheFirstDex 5 років тому +31860

    So if you're adopted you're just living with distant family

  • @coltmills8585
    @coltmills8585 4 роки тому +14337

    Pros: I'm related to everybody
    Cons: I'm related to everybody

    • @amayadomani2383
      @amayadomani2383 4 роки тому +336

      This is the most perfect comment I’ve ever seen! Thank you for your contribution to society 😆

    • @levijudson3561
      @levijudson3561 3 роки тому +517

      I am dating my cousin?

    • @feldthausen
      @feldthausen 3 роки тому +62

      For some reason I read this in Zoidberg's voice.

    • @APerson-14
      @APerson-14 3 роки тому +14

      Ikr

    • @mindworms5181
      @mindworms5181 3 роки тому +94

      Hey cousin how ya doin my fish died 2 days ago lol

  • @chileshechitulangoma1545
    @chileshechitulangoma1545 7 років тому +26318

    Guys we should have a family Reunion!

    • @nikki307
      @nikki307 7 років тому +538

      African Chili yesssss

    • @NotoLumen
      @NotoLumen 7 років тому +428

      African Chili Count me in!

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 7 років тому +1064

      African Chili ok let's get all 7 billion of us, I'm sure nothing will go wrong like world war 3

    • @somemusician3832
      @somemusician3832 7 років тому +116

      African Chili where?

    • @ez7096
      @ez7096 7 років тому +315

      We already have one: The World AKA Earth.

  • @Gorgueous
    @Gorgueous Рік тому +1810

    “Wanna go on a date?”
    “Ew no your my 172794846627446683th cousin Jeremy!!”
    1. why r yall still replying
    2. this is a joke, its not supposed to be serious or mathmatically true

    • @Adri9570
      @Adri9570 10 місяців тому +67

      Alabama: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

    • @vocalsunleashed
      @vocalsunleashed 10 місяців тому +45

      Did you mean "Ew no, you're my 172794846627446683th cousin Jeremy"?

    • @connerwhited6846
      @connerwhited6846 9 місяців тому +11

      @@vocalsunleashedglad I saw that too

    • @AKiwi
      @AKiwi 9 місяців тому +4

      WYSI

    • @Derkzandstra
      @Derkzandstra 8 місяців тому +26

      ⁠@@vocalsunleashedits rude to correct Your family

  • @Cooltodd
    @Cooltodd 3 роки тому +3281

    So that kid on Xbox live wasn't joking when he said his cousin works at Microsoft.

  • @MattTacc
    @MattTacc 3 роки тому +6269

    This gives "hey bro" a whole new meaning...

  • @sarshy6416
    @sarshy6416 3 роки тому +10397

    So, a picture of earth taken from space is essentially a... family portrait?

  • @dominicyoungblood-zy3gp
    @dominicyoungblood-zy3gp 8 місяців тому +26

    every 2-3 years this video pops up and it’s been awesome

  • @emilyha6253
    @emilyha6253 3 роки тому +4597

    Teacher: name all your family members
    **sighs heavily**

    • @revvelia
      @revvelia 3 роки тому +320

      *starts to says every person name in the world*

    • @umeshkumarpowtr
      @umeshkumarpowtr 3 роки тому +218

      *Finishes after 10 billion Years*

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 3 роки тому +44

      Michael

    • @FatheroNature
      @FatheroNature 3 роки тому +93

      Teacher: thats nice, Billy name all you family members
      Billy: *sighs heavily*

    • @texasballunofficial
      @texasballunofficial 3 роки тому +19

      Robin

  • @jamikine
    @jamikine 5 років тому +3559

    Me: Goes inside a celebrity's house.
    Them: WTF? WHO TF ARE YOU?
    *im your cousin you silly goose*

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 4 роки тому +169

      Even land ownership is just another lie told by certain greedy self-entitled cousins because they don't want to share.

    • @bettysstars8515
      @bettysstars8515 4 роки тому +13

      😂

    • @ceoofchonk
      @ceoofchonk 4 роки тому +10

      Dyfron your very distant cousin

    • @chillpotato6099
      @chillpotato6099 4 роки тому +6

      Omg I'm dying

    • @cptyolowaffle
      @cptyolowaffle 4 роки тому +5

      I’m your 80th cousin bro

  • @jayxfrost8987
    @jayxfrost8987 6 років тому +3269

    So wars are basically just HUGE family arguments.

  • @AM-xe4iq
    @AM-xe4iq 11 місяців тому +367

    We all owe a shout out to this one woman for Mother’s Day.

    • @danielbaker1248
      @danielbaker1248 6 місяців тому +7

      Atom Eve.. I mean Mitochondrial Eve lol

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 6 місяців тому +9

      Confused how she could be mother of all. There were other women when she lived, what happened to their decedents? Were her children the only ones to leave Africa and survive?
      What does it mean!

    • @dawali12
      @dawali12 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Alec0124 they are extinct as you can hear in the video 5:35

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 6 місяців тому +3

      @@dawali12 That doesn't explain why or how they're extinct. It's just something the guy on the tv said.

    • @melindabalks9598
      @melindabalks9598 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Alec0124 maybe only their male children survived and they couldn't pass their mitochondria to their children ....

  • @ningen_shikakuu
    @ningen_shikakuu 5 років тому +7911

    **in a concert**
    Me: can i go on stage
    Security: no
    Me: *BUT HE'S MY COUSIN*

    • @part5jotarokujo512
      @part5jotarokujo512 5 років тому +108

      😂 😂

    • @chaka3890
      @chaka3890 5 років тому +105

      You deserve more likes😂😂😂

    • @smdll22
      @smdll22 5 років тому +35

      Actually its hes

    • @saviormari
      @saviormari 5 років тому +16

      *He’s

    • @Mimi-ur1ur
      @Mimi-ur1ur 5 років тому +6

      @@chaka3890 You're right. Happy 200!

  • @breeze2913
    @breeze2913 5 років тому +7480

    Daughter: Am I adopted?
    Dad: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @supernoodlegod5318
    @supernoodlegod5318 3 роки тому +1091

    “So where are all your missing ancestors”
    Me: dead

    • @ShocoMilk
      @ShocoMilk 3 роки тому +26

      Can’t really argue with that can we

    • @capriss_1937
      @capriss_1937 3 роки тому +4

      Good point but i got a better one with this old book i found

    • @IBPug
      @IBPug 3 роки тому +2

      Or like how are your ancestors

    • @theonlyholyDEMIGOD
      @theonlyholyDEMIGOD 3 роки тому

      💀

  • @wolverinerz13
    @wolverinerz13 Рік тому +75

    Good job uncle for figuring this out

  • @winniechen7377
    @winniechen7377 5 років тому +1608

    Dad: you can’t not play with strangers
    Me: *BUT HES MY BROTHER*

    • @Anna-fk5hq
      @Anna-fk5hq 5 років тому +12

      Under rated

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 4 роки тому +4

      @@Anna-fk5hq no

    • @casuallyexisting2401
      @casuallyexisting2401 4 роки тому +10

      *cousin

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 4 роки тому +5

      @林頌蕎LAM CHUNG KIU : The child simply misunderstood the deep wisdom of their father. Seeing as we are all related, then if strangers do in fact even exist, literally everyone is a stranger *and* family.

    • @reyandpadmepresents
      @reyandpadmepresents 4 роки тому +2

      No, he’s your 100th cousin

  • @ux3476
    @ux3476 3 роки тому +2409

    So that kid on the playground who told me his uncle worked at Nintendo wasn't lying after all 😂

  • @royalace6242
    @royalace6242 3 роки тому +2062

    My Mom: "Stop sending money to strangers!"
    Me: "It's ok, we're family."

    • @Amiro12338
      @Amiro12338 3 роки тому +6

      Copied

    • @senpaitxng
      @senpaitxng 3 роки тому +5

      FAMILY

    • @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063
      @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 2 роки тому +11

      @@Amiro12338 and after that you have to plug the red wire into the socket to make sure the engine boots at launch. Wrap the green wire around it's coil that sits directly beside the A button. After you put the back shell on, place the battery in the slot. Screw the Vr26 Jeeper back up and press the reset button. If everything worked according to plan you're device should show a thumbs up sprite. Plug the HDMI port into a monitor and wait three seconds. If it boots up on TV your in the good side. If it doesn't boot in less then 5 seconds quickly unplug. This can severely damage your TV and possibly start a fire

    • @zurex8524
      @zurex8524 2 роки тому

      Y e s

    • @maxt4138
      @maxt4138 2 роки тому +1

      @@pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 wtf

  • @fidodog70
    @fidodog70 10 місяців тому +38

    I have been thinking about this for so long and someone finally says it

  • @canweget70subscriberswitho26
    @canweget70subscriberswitho26 6 років тому +826

    So you're saying I can walk into any ones family reunion and not get kicked out for only taking food

  • @Iionsong
    @Iionsong 6 років тому +11410

    all 7.7 billion of us should make a family group chat!

    • @hellomynamesnino8932
      @hellomynamesnino8932 6 років тому +600

      i would play the ussr anthem

    • @dumplingexplorer5034
      @dumplingexplorer5034 6 років тому +656

      Mark zuccerberg left the chat

    • @xiiscari317
      @xiiscari317 6 років тому +1176

      Imagine how many notifications you would get

    • @travmendoza
      @travmendoza 6 років тому +512

      xIIScari *phone explodes*

    • @zachw860
      @zachw860 6 років тому +506

      The computer would explode 1 second after chat starts

  • @Buna2808
    @Buna2808 3 роки тому +2380

    this takes “don’t trust strangers” to a whole new level.

    • @justmolex1074
      @justmolex1074 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh

    • @lilian1960
      @lilian1960 3 роки тому +17

      Don't trust nobody

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 3 роки тому +192

      When someone kidnap a kid,it's just a forced adoption

    • @bovisqui
      @bovisqui 3 роки тому +51

      @@sinclairguess1187 nono, they've got a point.

    • @Wow-xp9dp
      @Wow-xp9dp 3 роки тому +22

      More so, don’t talk to your creepy uncle

  • @DoodleDoes_Stuff.
    @DoodleDoes_Stuff. 9 місяців тому +41

    K!dnapper: Get in the van!
    Me: You’ve got it, 1070925th cousin! I trust you since you’re family!

  • @scars5505
    @scars5505 5 років тому +5892

    Welp. I’d like to apologize for my dear cousin Kim Jong-un and all the inconveniences he has caused. Don’t worry I will be addressing this issue in the next family gathering.

  • @muichirotokito4333
    @muichirotokito4333 3 роки тому +3191

    All the wars were simply extreme sibling rivalry then-

    • @bippidhaliwal
      @bippidhaliwal 3 роки тому +144

      No no she’s got a point

    • @chairstoppingfilms5547
      @chairstoppingfilms5547 3 роки тому +73

      yeah, but the question is, how long ago was the star wars, and am i related to anakin then

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 3 роки тому +27

      @@chairstoppingfilms5547 a long time ago duh

    • @chairstoppingfilms5547
      @chairstoppingfilms5547 3 роки тому +19

      @@batmitesolos7097 oh, lol my bad forgot the movie said that, thanks

    • @milkape7363
      @milkape7363 3 роки тому +9

      Stolen comment-

  • @YuvrajSingh-vc7ho
    @YuvrajSingh-vc7ho 3 роки тому +5869

    That's why every girl I met says I am like a brother to her 😭

  • @boredperson-xj1ks
    @boredperson-xj1ks Рік тому +147

    I always thought about this as a kid. it intrested me so much. like there is aboslutely no way there is 8 billion of us and we dont have (at LEAST) one common ancestor in our bloodline. meaning we're all related in some way, i mean, back then, we only had so many humans and since eventually8 each family will join with another leaving only a few families left, we had to have done something with imbreeding.

    • @Tuckedinorout
      @Tuckedinorout Рік тому +2

      Nah I’m from mars idk not one of y’all ✌️

    • @jdos5643
      @jdos5643 Рік тому +5

      I been knowing we are all related. I mean Adam and Eve were our first parents. Everyone else came from them anyways.

    • @boredperson-xj1ks
      @boredperson-xj1ks Рік тому +6

      ​@@jdos5643 i dont believe in adam and eve but still, you're right.

    • @TEMMlE
      @TEMMlE Рік тому +1

      @@boredperson-xj1ksWell, would you believe the first humans used to be sea animals? 😆😆

    • @boredperson-xj1ks
      @boredperson-xj1ks Рік тому

      @@TEMMlE Yes! i also learned this when i was young.

  • @africa6672
    @africa6672 6 років тому +1460

    Every time you walk in a busy street it's a...
    *...family reunion*

    • @saltypge
      @saltypge 6 років тому +6

      I bless the rains down you

    • @nutcracker1083
      @nutcracker1083 6 років тому +2

      Good luck finding busy streets in africa

    • @africa6672
      @africa6672 6 років тому +1

      @@nutcracker1083 m.ua-cam.com/video/_UNWnUbhUEA/v-deo.html I think it's pretty busy :)

    • @robynblanchard4015
      @robynblanchard4015 5 років тому +5

      Do I have to dress fancy?=)

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 5 років тому +1

      But i'm an Introvert.......

  • @genematthewjuanico9532
    @genematthewjuanico9532 4 роки тому +1154

    Me: "So dating is just extended incest?..".
    Its Okay to Be Smart: *Yesn't*

    • @jaquelinbutkovic2171
      @jaquelinbutkovic2171 4 роки тому +11

      What up cuz

    • @chaiwriter1531
      @chaiwriter1531 4 роки тому +11

      @NA w-what gave you the idea that they were trying to justify incest?

    • @adgeifc
      @adgeifc 4 роки тому

      Sometimes this man brain can be to dangerus to be working

    • @aenetanthony
      @aenetanthony 4 роки тому

      Really just yes

  • @someoneBored089
    @someoneBored089 4 роки тому +1769

    Oh hey, my very distant cousin is talking in the video, he’s right there

  • @garyroberts7173
    @garyroberts7173 Рік тому +13

    Great video and eye opening. We really are just a moment in time on a journey to somewhere

  • @_Simplyjayden
    @_Simplyjayden 4 роки тому +545

    when you realize youre 000.000.000.000.000.001% or more related to your celebrity crush.

  • @violetpixie7224
    @violetpixie7224 6 років тому +1445

    Teacher: Everyone draw your family tree
    *Me: Oh god...I'm gonna need a lot more paper...*

    • @yae5063
      @yae5063 6 років тому +88

      Hi cousin don't forget to draw me!

    • @melisa-jn9de
      @melisa-jn9de 6 років тому +6

      There was another girl born ma gurl!

    • @apollosage5482
      @apollosage5482 6 років тому +7

      OK I'll go get some

    • @apollosage5482
      @apollosage5482 6 років тому +6

      OK I'll go get some paper

    • @zhkingg
      @zhkingg 6 років тому +7

      draw me on that too pls

  • @Seapearlssur
    @Seapearlssur 3 роки тому +4358

    Vin Diesel: "I see this as an absolute win!"

    • @s_aku
      @s_aku 3 роки тому +176

      F A M I L Y

    • @jaymoneyyy
      @jaymoneyyy 3 роки тому +78

      NONONO I CANT ESCAPE

    • @sethparrow04
      @sethparrow04 3 роки тому +107

      “Even though you’re my 8000th cousin, doesn’t mean i won’t kill you”

    • @Lars_Cobbaut
      @Lars_Cobbaut 3 роки тому +30

      Vin Diesel:dont mess with my familie

    • @SBob-df2ls
      @SBob-df2ls 3 роки тому +3

      Stop this meme 😂

  • @megagatlingpea2322
    @megagatlingpea2322 Рік тому +7

    when you said "This is you:", i immeadiately thought of the albion online ad which goes like "This is you, wait no THIS is you. and you wanna conquer the world of albion?" and for a second, i thought it was the ad and proceded to skip ad. 😂🤣😅

    • @Yonaqusf
      @Yonaqusf 6 місяців тому

      LOOL I REMEMBER THAT NOW

  • @veve2484
    @veve2484 4 роки тому +4402

    So, if you're reading this, you're my cousin.
    Proud of ya.
    -your cousin

  • @averageloser2365
    @averageloser2365 3 роки тому +371

    Imagine a stranger walking up to you and he says "Hello fellow relative".

  • @notrxses
    @notrxses 3 роки тому +3346

    Teacher: How many family members do you have?
    Me: *7.7 billion*

  • @koeniedits
    @koeniedits Місяць тому +4

    Can't believe this was 7 years ago. The editing is so good!

    • @candy2xx
      @candy2xx Місяць тому

      my guy 7 years ago wasn’t the 1950’s

    • @koeniedits
      @koeniedits Місяць тому

      @@candy2xx nah but the editing style is like that of like 2024's

    • @candy2xx
      @candy2xx Місяць тому

      @koeniedits true

    • @Ekenebricks
      @Ekenebricks Місяць тому

      A recent comment lets go!

  • @LancerIHR
    @LancerIHR 5 років тому +801

    IOKTBS: We are related to one another
    Me: *looks awkwardly at Hitler*

    • @gllforsan960
      @gllforsan960 5 років тому +21

      No just imagine what if Hitler gave his power to you if he's still alive

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 5 років тому +6

      @@gllforsan960 now imagine what he did to us Jews

    • @dude-zt5qc
      @dude-zt5qc 5 років тому +9

      you: *chuckles* im in danger

    • @michaelnewman4528
      @michaelnewman4528 5 років тому +5

      @@dude-zt5qc SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @arrowsaurus7561
      @arrowsaurus7561 5 років тому +21

      (He’s the awkward cousin we don’t talk about..)

  • @theyoutubeaccount8499
    @theyoutubeaccount8499 4 роки тому +2158

    Me: Wins the lottery
    Some random guy I've never met before:

    • @ren-qq1yh
      @ren-qq1yh 4 роки тому +87

      Hi cousin how are ya

    • @ppstrong53
      @ppstrong53 4 роки тому +72

      this comment is criminally underated.

    • @silviaflorentina3685
      @silviaflorentina3685 4 роки тому +37

      Hi cousin, mind sharing some of the money you got from winning the lottery?😏😏😂

    • @chokedonthedust
      @chokedonthedust 4 роки тому +17

      I am raging at how underrated this comment is

    • @swegruby
      @swegruby 4 роки тому +2

      Hey cousins

  • @K.s.0906
    @K.s.0906 4 роки тому +667

    When you realize your kidnapper is a distant cousin

  • @philipeick-vocalmusic
    @philipeick-vocalmusic 3 місяці тому +1

    This was much more insightful than the title made me expect!

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 роки тому +2133

    So World Wars are just traditional family reunions on Christmas when somebody brings up politics?

    • @michaelangelo9085
      @michaelangelo9085 3 роки тому +19

      Hey there relative

    • @l.pietrobon3925
      @l.pietrobon3925 3 роки тому +51

      Yes, when someone mentions politics in our Christmas reunions, I commit genocide and various other crimes against humanity

    • @Gabowsk
      @Gabowsk 3 роки тому +14

      @@l.pietrobon3925 This post was made by the European Empires gang

    • @Nova_Corps
      @Nova_Corps 3 роки тому +1

      So what explains Colonialism?

    • @l.pietrobon3925
      @l.pietrobon3925 3 роки тому +13

      @@Nova_Corps Mom said it's my turn on the AfricaBox

  • @dana5930
    @dana5930 3 роки тому +2356

    i just realised doctors are witnessing their millionth cousin being born

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 3 роки тому +184

      also witnessing their millionth cousin die......

    • @dana5930
      @dana5930 3 роки тому +61

      @@anunknownperson4018 yes ik, i put that because like- its depressing

    • @g4l4ctic78
      @g4l4ctic78 3 роки тому +36

      @@anunknownperson4018 way to turn something dark

    • @folklore1391
      @folklore1391 3 роки тому +3

      Plssss

    • @dana5930
      @dana5930 3 роки тому +3

      holy- there are so many likes

  • @insert_username77
    @insert_username77 5 років тому +913

    *When you realize that you're 0.00000000000000001% related to Stalin*
    "I serve the Soviet Union"

  • @YourLocalBred
    @YourLocalBred 6 місяців тому +10

    "Your are like a brother to me" took too seriously

  • @myohmy3484
    @myohmy3484 5 років тому +1578

    So the whole Earth is like one, big family reunion.

    • @rainbowdollies1518
      @rainbowdollies1518 5 років тому +50

      Yea you're right cousin! Or mom.... OR dad... OR sibling... OR uncle... OR aunt... what ever you are :)

    • @breanna1419
      @breanna1419 5 років тому +37

      Who all hate each other

    • @tomiies
      @tomiies 5 років тому +10

      Exactly everyone is your cousin

    • @melaniay5521
      @melaniay5521 5 років тому +5

      @@tomiies hi cousin! What's up on the other part of planet?

    • @muertadoll
      @muertadoll 5 років тому +1

      @@melaniay5521 hey cousin!

  • @AhmOOO
    @AhmOOO 5 років тому +498

    If you ever see a “stranger” come to you it’s just your long lost cousin

    • @melaniay5521
      @melaniay5521 5 років тому +26

      Yes. Even that creepy guy.

    • @gotentk4
      @gotentk4 5 років тому +3

      asking for a dollar

    • @HD-lj6ev
      @HD-lj6ev 5 років тому +3

      Everyone is our long lost cousin auntie or uncle or something else

    • @yun4640
      @yun4640 5 років тому

      Omg my last name is Ahmed we’re actually related 😂

    • @zulzo
      @zulzo 5 років тому

      @@yun4640 lol same

  • @human285
    @human285 3 роки тому +1893

    To my cousin, if you're reading this please stay safe and remember that I love you. Lots of love - your cousin.

    • @snowflake4099
      @snowflake4099 3 роки тому +124

      u too! why were you missing on our last family gathering though? our great great great great.. great grandmother would have been devastated if she knew that 😭

    • @pizzko2019
      @pizzko2019 3 роки тому +35

      Aww, you too, cousin😄

    • @stars_amongst_agate
      @stars_amongst_agate 3 роки тому +25

      Same to you too, cousin!

    • @drened8502
      @drened8502 3 роки тому +19

      So bizarre that you actually are hahaha

    • @thestealthyassassintsa7403
      @thestealthyassassintsa7403 3 роки тому +11

      Same to you cousin! Stay safe!

  • @jir_UwU
    @jir_UwU 2 місяці тому +31

    0:17 ...unless you are in alabama

  • @pablotheforkincactus248
    @pablotheforkincactus248 6 років тому +762

    Damn all this time I thought I was going to school but it was actually a family reunion

  • @C0deMasterYT
    @C0deMasterYT 3 роки тому +543

    Looks like everyone's getting arrested.

    • @layzpotato
      @layzpotato 3 роки тому +10

      Not me I’m good🙂😔🙁☹️

    • @Mirrorcomics24
      @Mirrorcomics24 3 роки тому +3

      Me who couldn’t get a girl because of the way she looks

    • @commentercommenter358
      @commentercommenter358 3 роки тому

      @@Mirrorcomics24 GIRL? HE?

    • @Pangulin
      @Pangulin 3 роки тому

      @@Mirrorcomics24 This comment confuses me.

    • @willowgoober
      @willowgoober 3 роки тому

      @@layzpotato same

  • @mango998
    @mango998 5 років тому +396

    Then there's warfare.
    Cousins killing cousins

    • @noodboy4633
      @noodboy4633 4 роки тому +14

      you know these violent family reunions?
      war is just that times 100000

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 4 роки тому +7

      The only reason we have war is because of societies lies. Otherwise we'd stop bombing our own family.

  • @chetmarcotti4953
    @chetmarcotti4953 9 місяців тому +4

    Wow, I’ll take you up on that invitation sir.
    I throughly enjoyed this video. I and tried to contact a person on an educational program where there was a scientist that started out in Africa taking dna from several of the indigenous people, and then took the theoretical path that people may have take , and continued taking dna samples along the way. He did this all the through Europe, up through Russia, Siberia, across the land bridge ( what was there many years ago) a across and into Alaska, down through Canada, down into the Americas. Still taking dna samples. He did present a video tv program several years ago, it I failed to find him.
    But your video is so much as close to that previous show. Enjoyable.

  • @aoxoxo13
    @aoxoxo13 6 років тому +1285

    Now I gotta call up my cousin Bill Gates

  • @kaito2297
    @kaito2297 4 роки тому +2932

    This takes *"hey sisters!"* to a whole new level

  • @misskitten9021
    @misskitten9021 4 роки тому +1270

    Me: I am ariana grande's cousin.
    Someone: prove this.
    Me: shows them this video.

    • @jeromem.evardome10_kr15
      @jeromem.evardome10_kr15 4 роки тому +27

      It will be better if you put Freddie mercury is your grampa.

    • @misskitten9021
      @misskitten9021 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeromem.evardome10_kr15 y?

    • @itzplutomc3781
      @itzplutomc3781 4 роки тому +27

      @@misskitten9021 because Freddie Mercury is 1000x better than ArIaNa gRaNdE.

    • @misskitten9021
      @misskitten9021 4 роки тому +13

      @@itzplutomc3781 idc what you say, ariana grande is a good talented person and that's why I adore her.

    • @arjuns.3752
      @arjuns.3752 4 роки тому +12

      Always knew Shawn Mendes was my brother 😀😎

  • @T80-GAMER
    @T80-GAMER Рік тому +8

    You know what, Discord is the family group chat separated into many different divisions of that family known as the servers

  • @jasminemank1501
    @jasminemank1501 5 років тому +493

    "So where are all your missing ancestors"
    Me: *looks at the ground*

  • @ItsAllG_
    @ItsAllG_ 4 роки тому +3671

    If youre reading this its your cousin. Im proud of you no matter what. were family, we gotta stick together. -Ya Cousin

    • @anika6264
      @anika6264 4 роки тому +114

      Thanks cuz 😂😖

    • @ReRiddle
      @ReRiddle 4 роки тому +88

      Thank u cousin! From the United Kingdom (England)!!
      I'm proud of u too ✌️😎

    • @ElainesMakingVids
      @ElainesMakingVids 4 роки тому +53

      I’m from The Philippines, how’s it going?

    • @ronaldweasley2616
      @ronaldweasley2616 4 роки тому +41

      From Singapore, hope you doing good cousin!

    • @j4fun19_9
      @j4fun19_9 3 роки тому +14

      HELL YEAH WHAHQQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @NickWheeler9559
    @NickWheeler9559 2 роки тому +2059

    Let's all thank our great grandma for us being here

    • @findystonerush9339
      @findystonerush9339 2 роки тому +100

      And our great grandma should thank her great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma for surviving and being here.

    • @funnyvideo-vn9kl
      @funnyvideo-vn9kl 2 роки тому +24

      @@findystonerush9339 and the list go's on

    • @Stigma536
      @Stigma536 2 роки тому +2

      @@findystonerush9339 I got brain paralysis from trying to read that

    • @shykittywithramen
      @shykittywithramen 2 роки тому

      @@findystonerush9339 aaannd our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother

    • @AyasDoll
      @AyasDoll Рік тому +5

      No, I did NOT ever want to be here

  • @Shwambles
    @Shwambles 2 місяці тому

    Thank you so much for this video. I've been asking myself this question for years now.

  • @theodentherenewed4785
    @theodentherenewed4785 3 роки тому +1493

    With all the technology, we need to make a virtual meeting of the entire human family. I'm thrilled to meet my 7.8 billion relatives.

  • @kumarvedansh9147
    @kumarvedansh9147 4 роки тому +395

    Jeff Bezos - "I am the richest human in the world."
    Me - "We're family, so..."

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +546

    "So many family members do you have?"
    Modern humans: _Yes_

  • @1mikon
    @1mikon 5 місяців тому

    I love the comments from some of my cousins.
    Dear smart cousins,
    Mom says I should be like you guys.
    You guys are so funny and intelligent. I wish I had a sense of humor like you guys. A proud cousin from Texas :)

    • @Gertyutz
      @Gertyutz 5 місяців тому

      But you do have a great sense of humor. You made me laugh.

  • @johnsjunk9157
    @johnsjunk9157 4 роки тому +280

    its okay to be smart: Are We All Related?
    me: yes
    we're all stupid

  • @socialist_britannia_mappin5419
    @socialist_britannia_mappin5419 4 роки тому +812

    How to reject someone:
    Me: I can’t Date you it’s wierd
    Her: Why?
    Me: well we share the same great grandad from 3000 years ago
    Her: @-@

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 роки тому +15

      3000 ؟
      only marvel fan can understand

    • @lemon8777
      @lemon8777 4 роки тому +8

      I’m gonna use that

    • @heronumbertwo3171
      @heronumbertwo3171 4 роки тому +6

      Sweet home alabama

    • @kgarodiya
      @kgarodiya 4 роки тому +6

      @@romina2185 just because it was a dialogue doesn't mean every time the number 3000 comes up you start referencing Marvel

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 роки тому

      @@kgarodiya -_-

  • @adamhenderson4711
    @adamhenderson4711 4 роки тому +1688

    : Wait it’s all Alabama?
    : *Always has been*

    • @leytonmarcantonio1270
      @leytonmarcantonio1270 4 роки тому +65

      sweet home Alabama

    • @dianamarcekova9615
      @dianamarcekova9615 4 роки тому +45

      @@leytonmarcantonio1270 the anthem of humanity

    • @lazywonderer4669
      @lazywonderer4669 4 роки тому +35

      Related doesn't mean incest. Incest only applies when two are not just related but very CLOSELY related by one or two generations like parents, siblings, uncles and so on, otherwise it's not incest. In fact it would be weird if members of a same species were not related like how would they even be able to reproduce in the first place ? The reason we can reproduce with other humans is because we are related enough so that our gametes are compatible to start fertilisations.
      So yes all members of the same species like humans are related otherwise we wouldn't be considered the same species in the first place.

    • @philothemell
      @philothemell 3 роки тому +26

      @@lazywonderer4669 it was a joke be thankful no one wooshed u

    • @wendigo7123
      @wendigo7123 3 роки тому +3

      @@lazywonderer4669 do cousins count?

  • @jchow5966
    @jchow5966 Рік тому +6

    Fascinating!!!! Thank you!

  • @kaieatswater8969
    @kaieatswater8969 3 роки тому +3224

    “You’re adopted”
    *Well yes, but technically no.*

  • @lonelyspartanwithhisspear9469
    @lonelyspartanwithhisspear9469 4 роки тому +817

    When the test shows that you are
    0.00000000000001% Japanese:
    *Konnichiwassup* mah dude?

  • @sanchaythayan8746
    @sanchaythayan8746 5 років тому +519

    *My school teacher: We are all different and very unique*
    *Me: Well yes, but actually no.*

  • @henkiestudios5117
    @henkiestudios5117 2 місяці тому

    I’ve been thinking about this for years finally someone that clearly explains this

  • @homaygahd502
    @homaygahd502 7 років тому +8438

    Hahah thats why we have war...
    Because siblings can't get along

  • @who1527
    @who1527 4 роки тому +2144

    “Wait its all Alabama”
    *Always has been*

  • @likehat2729
    @likehat2729 5 років тому +850

    Next time someone asks: Do I know you?
    Just respond: well technically...

  • @random_ak_in_the_backyard
    @random_ak_in_the_backyard Рік тому +5

    does this mean that all wars are technically just very heated family disputes

  • @cosby8499
    @cosby8499 5 років тому +1406

    Wait so my wife is my cousin?
    *human noises*

    • @rainbowdollies1518
      @rainbowdollies1518 5 років тому +22

      Nobody came make Alabama jokes anymore :) which I'm happy of cuz I'm a fellow alabamian

    • @macfhp
      @macfhp 5 років тому +11

      You can date cousin becuz my religion say so

    • @vampiresolar
      @vampiresolar 5 років тому

      Rainbow Dollies same gurl :3

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 років тому +8

      @@rainbowdollies1518 NO INCEST I Repeat NO INCEST

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 років тому +6

      @@macfhp NO INCEST I Repeat NO INCEST

  • @troutwarrior6735
    @troutwarrior6735 3 роки тому +1225

    Dangit, this means I'm related to all the weirdos on the internet who are simping over a literal Samsung corporate mascot. Why humanity, why?

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 роки тому +139

      I mean that also means your related to people like einstein and tesla.

    • @troutwarrior6735
      @troutwarrior6735 3 роки тому +98

      @@kaical8273 Yeah, let's go with that. I like that 😜

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 роки тому +52

      @@troutwarrior6735 a bit of positivity can change a whole view 😄

    • @itsanemmamergency7623
      @itsanemmamergency7623 3 роки тому +38

      Your also related to your favorites youtubers and idols!

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 роки тому +22

      @Alex Wu and to every great person to exist.

  • @baileyboesinger8697
    @baileyboesinger8697 5 років тому +8111

    I’m related to you random person scrolling through the comments
    Have a good day

  • @Stonksbox
    @Stonksbox Рік тому +5

    Ive been wondering if were all related for so long thank you for finally answering my question

  • @dragonsquad9096
    @dragonsquad9096 6 років тому +238

    So, the saying of “Friends are family” is actually true.

  • @bunny_god
    @bunny_god 7 років тому +14294

    Hi distant cousin reading this!!!! I love you :)

  • @saisevithaa1772
    @saisevithaa1772 6 років тому +1806

    So I'm related to the Queen...
    I am the rightful heir to the throne!!!

    • @whatever6874
      @whatever6874 6 років тому +94

      You got to wait for the others born before you than you can be the Queen.

    • @imthatextrakid8292
      @imthatextrakid8292 6 років тому +76

      You are the 100000 heir

    • @joshuarichard1892
      @joshuarichard1892 6 років тому +17

      So am i.

    • @nolanlynch2430
      @nolanlynch2430 6 років тому +18

      Not just the queen. All of them.

    • @artyd6669
      @artyd6669 6 років тому +33

      No you have to wait 8 generations of 7 billion people to get there

  • @kailinng1710
    @kailinng1710 Рік тому +5

    Schools NEED to show this video cus i keep telling all my supposed “friends” which are actually my “cousins” that we are all related but they never understand or get it

  • @chelsea3330
    @chelsea3330 5 років тому +1082

    When you realize your crush is your cousin
    sWeEeT hOmE aLabAmA

  • @joebucken6596
    @joebucken6596 5 років тому +1110

    100% of comment section
    “Hey cousin”

  • @slccpyy
    @slccpyy 5 років тому +8472

    Just a reminder that the person reading this is my *very* distant cousin
    so um, hi