As I live in the UK I can only listen to podcasts or UA-cam videos. Genuinely want to go on holiday to New Zealand and meet these two. They bring smiles and tears to my eyes every video 🤣
U suffer with PTSD and Chronic Depression. On bad days, you make me not only smile for the first time that day. I laugh so much too. Better than any Psychologist.... Love the Show and you bring me back down to Earth. I am also a retired Emergency Nurse with the Darkest sense of humour.... Did you hear about the Irish woman who had two chances to get pregnant..... She blew both of them....😅😂😅
I went to the hairdresser on my lunch break to have a ‘trim’. Returned to the office hoping nobody would notice the absolute mess she’d made of it but before I even sat down my boss shouted… “HOPE YOU GOT A FREE PAIR OF KNICKERS WITH THAT HAIRCUT? COZ SHES MADE YOU LOOK A RIGHT C**T” They called me G’string until it grew out 🤣
I remember one of my Captains we called Mayonnaise....rich, oily and thick. Called a fellow squaddie Grenade, chuck him in a crisis and he'd go to pieces really fast. A mate got so completely pissed up he made a pass at his sister in a club and tried to snog her, I called him Skywalker after that. Nicknamed a co worker Nemo once because we could never find him.... he was also a suck up and snitch so sometimes he got Nemotode , homage to the worm he was. Had a few Blisters in my time too.
@@Twiggy163 doesn't Kiwi just mean almost Aussie anyway? 🤣🤣🤣 just joking, there were a few from around the place including England and Scotland to be fair
Zero kelvin (−273.15 °C) is referred to as absolute zero and is generally considered to be the lowest achievable temperature. We had a guy at work who was called Kelvin because "absolute zero" was what he did at work.
The garage I did my apprenticeship at didn’t have overalls that fitted me so eventually they found a red set for me and then stapled a bit of blue string on me and called me tampon
We had a van driver who was always moaning about something, we called him Peter the greeter. Context, in Scotland greetin is another word for moaning/complaining, and his name was Peter.
We had a Welsh chap on our team who thought he was ace amongst all the Aussies & Kiwis. They called him FIGJAM & would do so to call a pass or move. He asked why & believed then when they said its the highest team name down under
I work with a security guard at a hotel, he has 2 names compact and diesel truck, the first: 6'1 and thin, the second: seen him defend himself from an attacker with a knife, he only used his fists and I swear, knocked him out with one hit and the guy did a 360, when he woke up he said it felt like a diesel truck hit him, we shorten it to diesel. 1 because of the comment, 2 because he chugs monster energies like a diesel truck chugs diesel.
I used to get called Two Dicks by my boss, cos you can't get this silly playing with one. Same boss called me Passion Fingers cos I screw everything I touch. Needless to say, I never won Employee of The Month
When I was younger I was Quick. Hey, Mum and Dad, I asked one day, how did Anty Tootsie get her name. Mum said ,when Aunty was young, she had cute toes. Is that why Uncle Pinky got his name. Pinky was an ex-airman, in Dad's trade school. Mum and Dad looked at each other then said, no son, it was for something else. They never told me why.
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As I live in the UK I can only listen to podcasts or UA-cam videos. Genuinely want to go on holiday to New Zealand and meet these two. They bring smiles and tears to my eyes every video 🤣
U suffer with PTSD and Chronic Depression.
On bad days, you make me not only smile for the first time that day.
I laugh so much too.
Better than any Psychologist....
Love the Show and you bring me back down to Earth.
I am also a retired Emergency Nurse with the Darkest sense of humour....
Did you hear about the Irish woman who had two chances to get pregnant.....
She blew both of them....😅😂😅
I swear this segment is 50% about the funny nicknames and 50% about the fellas reactions 😂
'The sniper’s nightmare' - still an absolute classic !
All time favourite one!
Snipers nightmare is literally the funniest thing ive ever heard 🤣 😂
"Told my friend I thought I saw his name on the bread packet but, then I looked again and it said thick cut" 😂😂😂☠ every.single.time!
Kadonk "because that's the sound it made when he was hit by the truck 😂😂😂☠
"Five o Clock chicken......!"😂😂 Know a few of those.....😂
We called a bloke at work Simba coz he was The Lyin King
I was a cop and once worked with a cowardly bastard who we nicknamed the Olympic Torch because he never went out.
We had a friend called “2 Arm Dave” cuz he was the 2nd Dave in our friend group and the 1st Dave had 1 arm.
My mechanic is terry two arms got the same reason
We still don’t know what terry does as a mechanic
Worked with a bloke in the Army with a lazy eye. The lads called him Uzi......Uzi he fucking' looking at?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Dad worked with a Bloke called ugly Dave. Another of his workmates learned of the nickname and responded, “why do they call him Dave”.
We had a scottish boss no1 could understand a word he said we called him subtitles
Got a mate we call cyclone. Definition is a slow moving depression.
"5' O Clock chicken" Had me in stitches.
I went to the hairdresser on my lunch break to have a ‘trim’. Returned to the office hoping nobody would notice the absolute mess she’d made of it but before I even sat down my boss shouted…
“HOPE YOU GOT A FREE PAIR OF KNICKERS WITH THAT HAIRCUT? COZ SHES MADE YOU LOOK A RIGHT C**T”
They called me G’string until it grew out 🤣
Brilliant. Love you guys 😂😂
16:20
That's a joke at Goldilox AND about the guy being a lightweight!!! 😂😂😂
The guy with acne gets me the clumsy bee 🐝 keeper 😂
I remember one of my Captains we called Mayonnaise....rich, oily and thick.
Called a fellow squaddie Grenade, chuck him in a crisis and he'd go to pieces really fast.
A mate got so completely pissed up he made a pass at his sister in a club and tried to snog her, I called him Skywalker after that.
Nicknamed a co worker Nemo once because we could never find him.... he was also a suck up and snitch so sometimes he got Nemotode , homage to the worm he was.
Had a few Blisters in my time too.
Those nicknames were gold 🤘 Aussies really are the best at nicknames
'Aussie' is not a good nickname for Kiwi's though.
@@Twiggy163 doesn't Kiwi just mean almost Aussie anyway? 🤣🤣🤣 just joking, there were a few from around the place including England and Scotland to be fair
New Zealand....not Australia
The emails are from all over the place.
Worked with a guy who we called leatherman…….he was the complete tool!
I remember Fatal from the RAF in the 90’s. Brought back a few memories!
submarine door made me lose it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
also i had a mate we called 'SHOWBAG' looked good on the outside full of shit on the inside 🤣🤣
23:32 omg the way he pronounced Wagga Wagga 😂
Brilliant 😂
52:00 I worked with FATAL too!!
i was called Sherwin williams because they said warching me work was like watching paint dry
Car Wash was my favourite! 🤣🤣🤣
"THICK CUT" that always has me in stiches, simple but bloody funny XD, some of the nicknames have been removed the audio cuts out in places? :(
Keth is one of my favourites lmao
Worked with a guy we called Steve Davis, he had more breaks than a snooker match
Zero kelvin (−273.15 °C) is referred to as absolute zero and is generally considered to be the lowest achievable temperature.
We had a guy at work who was called Kelvin because "absolute zero" was what he did at work.
The garage I did my apprenticeship at didn’t have overalls that fitted me so eventually they found a red set for me and then stapled a bit of blue string on me and called me tampon
Stevie onedoor, gets me every time 😂
18:22
Im calling him Origami. 😂
beltas lads🤣🤣🤣keep em coming
We had a van driver who was always moaning about something, we called him Peter the greeter.
Context, in Scotland greetin is another word for moaning/complaining, and his name was Peter.
The second in charge in the Rice Mill in Echuca Vic in the 80s was nicknamed (to his face) Shitlips
We’ve got a guy we call the priest cause he’s always at mass and another called Semtex as he’s got a short fuse
Pringle thief 😂😂😂😂
No sound from 8:16-8:55
My favorite is at 12:43
The Giver
Ooh My gosh the guy that got called "Sauce" coz of his red hair so then he dyed it Black and they started calling him "Soy sauce" 🤣🤣🤣
Once met a guy called bungalow, because he had nothing upstairs
We had a Welsh chap on our team who thought he was ace amongst all the Aussies & Kiwis. They called him FIGJAM & would do so to call a pass or move. He asked why & believed then when they said its the highest team name down under
I'm Scooter because I make a bunch of noise and don't move particularly fast
Also worked with a guy who we called eighteen months, he only had an ear and a half as half an ear was missing after and accident
I was in hospital, the guy next to me. I nicknamed him 18"
He only had a foot and a half.
I work with a security guard at a hotel, he has 2 names compact and diesel truck, the first: 6'1 and thin, the second: seen him defend himself from an attacker with a knife, he only used his fists and I swear, knocked him out with one hit and the guy did a 360, when he woke up he said it felt like a diesel truck hit him, we shorten it to diesel. 1 because of the comment, 2 because he chugs monster energies like a diesel truck chugs diesel.
There's a foreman at we call cover story, he looks so camp in every way but has a wife and 2 kids.
To add to the irony his surname is storey
I used to get called Two Dicks by my boss, cos you can't get this silly playing with one. Same boss called me Passion Fingers cos I screw everything I touch. Needless to say, I never won Employee of The Month
A gay couple who were always rowing and lived on a boat on the same marina as me.
I nicknamed their boat 'The Fighting Cocks '😂😅
Why TF does the audio keep cutting out?!
I have a coworker we call the Princess. She doesn't do anything but tells us all what to do.
Was a kid in school with cross eyes called ‘Uzi’. Uzi-looking at
What's with the silent periods?
Worked with a guy in the early 90's, called "Innes", who was a bit effeminate and we called him "Stickit"
When I was younger I was Quick. Hey, Mum and Dad, I asked one day, how did Anty Tootsie get her name. Mum said ,when Aunty was young, she had cute toes. Is that why Uncle Pinky got his name. Pinky was an ex-airman, in Dad's trade school. Mum and Dad looked at each other then said, no son, it was for something else. They never told me why.
Or Opium, slow moving dope
My friend has a grossly overweight neighbour who won't stop eating junk food.
I nicknamed her 'Type Two' and it's stuck...
Snipers nightmare
ziplock - brilliant
We had someone that played pool with us and was known as Tetanus - because he was a pain in the a$$
Simon Walker NONONONONON NONON NONONONONON NONON The Rock FM NONONONONON 📵 medidaworks 📵
I've a friend called cinderella because he's 2 Ugley sisters 😅
14:05
we had a woman live near by with a big birth mark on her face and the kids called her splat 😂
carwash im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩
Ex-First Min of Scotland Nicola Sturgeon is called Seaweed
I knew a real frigid chick , her name was Wilma Fingerdoo
Nostrildamus got me..... just funny as.
I have a mate called kangaroo cause all he does is eats roots and leaves
"Thick Cut" is an all time classic
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used to call a guy godfather. could ask him for anything and like the olive oil the corleones sold he was extra virgin.
Sorry. Had to stop listening this half way through. Kept on bursting out with laughter in the gym and getting dodgy looks
Ah shit , these guys are killing me. My lungs hurt
I knew a guy everyone called Porky (as in Porky Pig) because he was fat and had trouble speaking
"Keth"....
My dads name is Colin he's a big boy .... so I call him swollen colon
We call a bloke at work 7kg because he always carry’s on 😂😂