translation: >the uses of the kidney include >a coca Cola please >the.milk is spicy because its in cow of Caracas that died in june and has a small dick
“Should we put the cemetery by the school for convenience?” Me: *has flash backs to middle school where the grave yard was indeed across the street and kids would dare each other to run into it after class*
Annoying 15 year old if people use it with good timing it’s funny, but for the stupidest reasons even when it isn’t needed, that’s when it’s only funny if jschlatt does it
You puddle of cement, no matter the context 'Baby Kata' will never be funny, no matter how ironic. The visuals border the uncanny valley, and the audio is even eorse than your grades in school you brainlet.
@PTGaming I know you commented like a year ago but it made me wonder too so I dug around for it and it's one of the Assassin's Creed literal trailers by Tobuscus
Do you know at my high school that I went to there was a big huge graveyard right next to it and I continuously made a joke that that's where we go after we graduate
When someone tells you to eat shit, I don't think they mean it literally. I do admire that have taken "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" to a whole new level though.
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We were given two kidneys for a reason, one to live and one for bargaining purposes
Funciones de los riones incluyen
Una coca Cola porfavor
@@submersedsoap1631 la.leche es picante porque es in Vaca de Caracas que muerto en junio y tiene un pene pequeno
translation:
>the uses of the kidney include
>a coca Cola please
>the.milk is spicy because its in cow of Caracas that died in june and has a small dick
@@hhhhjjjj-t3b this only furthers my confusion
“Should we put the cemetery by the school for convenience?”
Me: *has flash backs to middle school where the grave yard was indeed across the street and kids would dare each other to run into it after class*
Wh- why?
We were separated by a shitty fence and there were so many times where we had to jump the fence to get balls that would go over at break
I went to a Catholic school and there was literally a graveyard on the campus. Right next to the defunct, asbestos-filled convent.
yea there's a graveyard next to my high school lmao
Sorry everyone, this is a tad offensive but I see an opportunity.
My Highschool was the graveyard B,)
When he said “what’s popping” I felt that
😩😩😩😩🥺🥺
😩😩😩😩🥺🥺
What's poopin
Lol what’s popping, etc.
Fuck
the thing is I actually live in Flint, MI and this is an accurate representation of our Mayor.
Ashton Yaklin wdym
THE MEME DEALER he didn’t fucking care about anything and he just wanted to penny pinch where ever he could.
L
Facts my man
same name! name twins my dude! except i’m sorry for ur situation in flint
imagine asking for 500 dollars to kill a town.
and you get 500 dollars
Mercy stonks my dude
I did that irl dude... worth it
Man rtgame sounds different without his accent, i guess living in the states does that to you though
Lmao
i was sure this was rt's vid
I love rt
I dont think jshlatt ever played tf2
Vanguard Gael bruh yeah, I thought this was rt
The elementary, middle, and high schools are right next to each other in my town and the cemetery is right across the street from all of them
JustJohnIsFine Flint Michigan?
Have there been any dares or dates involving it? ;)
I relate thwack
imagine being bored in class then looking out the window and seeing COFFIN DANCE INTENSIFY
Ahh the perfect 80-90s horror movie
I will literally never get tired of hearing the “funny mic”
Copes how do I get one 😢
It’s only funny when jschlatt does it
@@randon19yearold i find it funny in general
W6VEZ just get a old turtle beach
Annoying 15 year old if people use it with good timing it’s funny, but for the stupidest reasons even when it isn’t needed, that’s when it’s only funny if jschlatt does it
I love how he said “Thomas The Tank Engine” instead of “Thomas The Train”. A true man of quality.
who tf calls him thomas the train?
I think in most of America he’s Thomas the Train
Xastian Veroth I live in America and will gladly impale anybody who says “Thomas the Train”
Who the *FUCK* says “Thomas the Train”????
Xastian Veroth nope. You wrong as hell
Thought this was RTGame from the title, still happy that it was Schlatt instead
Rt should join SMP live
@@Mr.Peggle did you see his video with carson? Its possible he could join soon
Trilooogy I saw it, i hope that you are right about him joining.
I totally thought that too. Schlatt's voice literally caught me off guard because I expected to hear an Irishman.
@@trilooogy6586 fuck oh no oh god oh fuck fuck no fuck oh no this be a bruh moment
what if we kissed in boomer town 😳🙈
@yeast ok
No
Haha just kidding.... unless
Gumfondle your emojis make me wanna hang Myself.
yeast
I am The Grass Man and illegal dumping is not good for the Grass, but I will let this one pass
thank you grass man
Grass man
Man Grass
Man Ass
caveman that’s gonna be hard when he has grass knuckles
grass man really out here
woah bro I love your content
Schlatt: **literally destroys an entire city**
Also Schlatt: "why did he die, what happened to him?"
"It's not funny-!!"
*He exclaims, as he continues to wheeze*
Jschlatt: “Who the hell tweets with hashtags?”
Politicians: .....
Obama cares
Jaxan7294 haha what are you, a liberal? pfft
The Wysterian Lord エスティーエフユー
@@thewysterianlord3661 Obama care
"Should I put the cemetery next to the school for convinience"
I actually know a school that's right next to a cemetery.
bruh my old school was built on top of a cemetery
Efficiency!
my school from 3rd to 5th grade was right next to a cemetery
we went on a field trip there once
COFFINNDANCEINTENSIFY
Love the new video from RTgames
ok im sorry for being so ignorant but why is everyone talking about RTgames and callmekevin
nvm i got it
Justin Is a Beast
the absolute character development in these comments are astounding
wait actually i’m dumb why is everyone saying this
@@justinmoeller2552 rtgames is a youtuber that plays this fame alot
"Name it Flint, Michigan"
*lives near Flint*
heh
lmao i live like 30 minutes from it
Nuclear Water?
@@AssistantCoreAQI basically lol everyone was like hey flouride scary so they got rid of the flouride in the water, meaning it will do you harm
Same lol
At least I'm in leneway.
Everytime Schlatt puts down a meteor, he should put on -Country Roads- Stal to warn the people that imminent obliteration is near.
3:11 when baby Kata started to play I just died of laughter.
You puddle of cement, no matter the context 'Baby Kata' will never be funny, no matter how ironic. The visuals border the uncanny valley, and the audio is even eorse than your grades in school you brainlet.
Logynski Beeski eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse
orse
@@thedoomguy6539 ass
@@logynskibeeski6061 🤪
Thought this was a callmekevin or RT video. Pleasantly surprised
Gray
Still
Plays
Why’d you click it then??
ME: lives in Flint
[JSchlatt's town has water issues]
'ME: somebody's gonna make a Flint joke'
"Name it Flint, Michigan"
...yep
“I didn’t know that Paradox were a bunch of racists” is an amazing quote
"Should've put the cemetery next to the school for convenience."
Jesus Christ, someone gift that man a sub
If the currency isn't Schlattcoin I'm throwing my computer away
Sorry for your lost
0:24 the quick switch to the funny mic and then back to the regular one makes my fucking day
"That is *not* funny," he says while laughing uncontrollably
7:52 bruh that was drew durnil sauce god
Fr absolute God
11:50 “Should we put the cemetery next to the school for convenience?”
Funny enough my Elementary School was next to a cemetary
Hey so was mine
Same thing for my elemantary school too.
There’s a school in the town next to mine that’s right next to a cemetery
7:04
The Tobuscus song makes it
@PTGaming I know you commented like a year ago but it made me wonder too so I dug around for it and it's one of the Assassin's Creed literal trailers by Tobuscus
@PTGaming Specifically, it's the literal trailer of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
3:01 John Snow discovers the cause of the London Cholera epidemic (1854, colourized)
everyone gangsta until the tent starts walking 😨
“You can’t make that joke, it isn’t funny” *starts dying of laughing*
Yo wait, this ain’t RTGame.
I was confused at first too jajaja
He called old people mentally sick...
Im so glad "schlatt" sounds the way he does nowadays
As someone who lives on Asian-American St. I think we should have fair representation in government.
Not enough Boлk, still enjoyed
Bonk
SMP live has changed a lot
Indeed
7:52 Drew Durnil randomly making an appearance. Drew is one of my favorite creators.
Great! Now just become Irish.
What
OH THATS WHAT RTGAMES ACCENT IS I COULDNT TELL
@@darraghmcmullen6205 rtgames
3:36 someone in chat says "Flint, MI"
I love how chat will send different vids depending on the situation…
The chat spamming RT and Drew Durn references made it 10x funnier in my opinion.
Drinking game: Whenever there’s a funny mic or Dickenballs take a sip
Schlatt: THAT IS NOT FUNNY
also schlatt: laughs hysterically
When he started paying Literal Assassin Creeds Brotherhood Trailer, I died
"Creating a utopian city" more like Ethiopian
oh no..
when the water hole is under attack
I clicked thinking RTGame was back at it again and was very surprised
Got to the DK Chunky's dead part and immediately said "Flint, Michigan happened to him." When Schlatt asked why he was dead.
Imagine just chillin in your house and your house just disappears
7:05 I haven’t heard a tobuscus song in years, that brings back memories
3:10
Thanks for introducing me to this disasterpiece 4 years ago.
“I GOTTA DO IT! I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL!”
YOU’RE ALREADY KILLING THEM WITH THE WATER
5:32 Schlatt literally just summed up the reign of Joseph Stalin lmao
Your laugh absolutely makes my day, thank you for that
Love me a good RTGame reference, Gotta spread some love for us living in the mythical land of Ireland
Do you know at my high school that I went to there was a big huge graveyard right next to it and I continuously made a joke that that's where we go after we graduate
“It’s not really worth the investment so you know.... keep on sucking!”
- Schlatt 2019
I fucking died once I realized, when he was changing the Oriental street
0:44 no he’s dead
11:50 My old elementary school was next to a cemetery. You could practically just walk into it.
nobody:
LITERALLY every comedy gaming channel: LET'S DROWN THE CITY IN SEWAGE
When your faucet gets clogged but you find out it’s actually just a turd stuck in it
Missed opportunity to name Cockenball city a “ball de sack”
When someone tells you to eat shit, I don't think they mean it literally. I do admire that have taken "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" to a whole new level though.
This was L'manburg under jschlatts rule before the DreamSMP
everybody gansta till the tent start walkin
Bruh Tell me why RTgame and shlatty boy are so similar 😂
Similar chaotic energies
Juanito Elisea they’re not
both neutral evil
At 7:00 while Schlatt was watching the stinky water I got an ad for Brita Water Filters
Stephanie: #21stCentury
Me: *I'M SENDING EM BACK TO THE STONE AGE*
This was uploaded in 2019?!
Almost 5 years ago
Damn time really does fly
Okay im only 1:19 into this video I got no fucking clue what’s going on but I’m fucking loving it.
I’m utterly surprised that schlatt appears to have never seen the we like to party sfm video before
Flint, Michigan
Schlatt: killing all of his citizens
Drew Durnil video: allow me to introduce myself
Why did Schlatt's voice start to morph at 4:00
I love the little chaotic laugh when he unlock taxes.
HOLY COW, SOMEONE DONATED A DREW DURNIL VIDEO
How has Schlatt done better than me when I don't make Flint Michigan
I love it how he tried to build the town over again and made the exact same mistakes, along with new ones
For a second I thought this was an RT video
7:55 a crossover i never though i needed.
Yup
@@drdoog0783 Drew Durnil just appears outta nowhere like he's hijacking the stream lol and you can just hear Schlatt's confusion.
@@edwardelric363 Yeah Its hilarious I just expect him
I can’t believe this was 3 years ago already
3:49-4:47 we welcome you back to Michigan simulator.
Drew?!?!! What are you doing here?!?!?Don’t you have a game of hoi4 to watch or something?
The we like to party sfm vid is a big mood for these videos
i’d be scared if “schmatt” was mayor, especially after what happened in 1999.
What happened to my guys voice
Early Schlatt's humor is way more juvenile over the modern sigma "Schatt" humor of watching Funny Videos
Bro why am I not watching your streams? Way better than CallMeBRUH
Schlatt changing the street name is wholesome to me for some reason
Hey look RTgame made a new video.
Jk lol. Good video.
8:05 oh no...
For a change, I am so happy that youtube recommended this GOLD years later.
Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.
Whoever put in the We Like To Party video is an absolute legend
I respect you greatly for playing the AC Brotherhood Literal trailer while killing the people.
It’s weird seeing Drew Durnil on Schlatt‘s video
3:48 As a Michigander that joke SENT ME.
He played a tobuscus song whilst destroying the city, loved it