WKUK I Teached A Whale

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  • Опубліковано 5 кві 2009
  • Whitest Kids U' Know
    Season 2
    Episode 5
    Clip 3
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  • @23Belligerent
    @23Belligerent 8 років тому +445

    "Behold, I am among you" Every time I walk into a room, public place, or answer my phone, this will be the standard message.

  • @Chronochrome
    @Chronochrome 7 років тому +633

    i really wanna know what the hell was going through the mind of whoever pitched this

    • @silvereagle90000
      @silvereagle90000 7 років тому +55

      Chronochrome High saturation of LSD.

    • @caustic-io7fl
      @caustic-io7fl 7 років тому +12

      silvereagle90000 a fellow psychonaut I see

    • @superhacker35
      @superhacker35 7 років тому

      cool two fellow psychonauts. Silvereagle I saw you comment on some other WKUK vids

    • @serialexperimentspain
      @serialexperimentspain 6 років тому +4

      Some good weed for sure

    • @wolfcub1835
      @wolfcub1835 5 років тому +57

      Probably high on a gallon of PCP

  • @PoisonWoah
    @PoisonWoah 10 років тому +523

    I absolutely LOVE the part where billy is like "it is as you say" goes for the handshake* and the part where "behold I am among you" then goes for the Handshake

    • @nathanbune2293
      @nathanbune2293 9 років тому +2

      ***** for a kid, you're really smart. #Respect

    • @J4ckmaestro
      @J4ckmaestro 9 років тому +4

      Nathan Bune you're intelligence during your lifetime never changes, only your knowledge does, so anyone who is smart when they're 50 was probably an intelligent kid. So when you say "for a kid", it doesn't really change much

    • @lwoleroy6004
      @lwoleroy6004 9 років тому +1

      Count Jacula Well I certainly feel smarter now than I did when I was 8.

    • @J4ckmaestro
      @J4ckmaestro 9 років тому +1

      Lwo Leroy I'm sure you'll think that, but your brain really hasn't changed too much, you've just learnt more, but it doesn't change your intelligence

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 9 років тому +1

      ***** there's a pornstar that has your name

  • @bigpooplittlepoop
    @bigpooplittlepoop 8 років тому +266

    "my brother let me try marijuana." I'm so weak

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 7 років тому +16

      thats pretty much every 13 year old boy in middle school

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 Рік тому +1

      @@arthas640 can confirm

  • @Rawbdog
    @Rawbdog 13 років тому +89

    "A dolphin jumped out of the water 20 ft. and on its way down clubbed a girl in the head with a lead pipe." LMAO!!!

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood Рік тому +1

      I feel like maybe sailor Sam, did it..

    • @Unga_Bunga
      @Unga_Bunga 2 місяці тому

      Was probably just agent 47 disguised as a dolphin, and the girl his target.

  • @soulsistah102
    @soulsistah102 9 років тому +115

    Steven went on to grow a mustache, move to Mexico, and train creatures of the sea. Good for Steven.

  • @willmcpherson2
    @willmcpherson2 4 роки тому +76

    I love how this sketch is structured like an old nursery rhyme

  • @cheapshotmike1091
    @cheapshotmike1091 9 років тому +84

    NO SEAT BELT FOR BILLY!!!

  • @rockkevinrock
    @rockkevinrock 3 роки тому +44

    When Zach says "Fuck permission slips!!!" I laugh every time.

  • @robinb.2745
    @robinb.2745 7 років тому +58

    "Home of the sea creatures of the world, AND BEYOND!" Also "me llamo is Mrs. Lambert" hahaha I forgot how well written this skit it.

  • @LiverpoolRetroGamer
    @LiverpoolRetroGamer 8 років тому +91

    'It is as you say'

    • @galifan
      @galifan 8 років тому +16

      I walk among you.

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 8 років тому +81

    What the fuck is a 'WAHALE!?'

    • @ThomasW215PHL
      @ThomasW215PHL 8 років тому

      My favorite part.

    • @lemongrabracing71
      @lemongrabracing71 8 років тому

      well... what the fuck is a WAHALEE

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og 2 роки тому +1

      It’s like a chalupa but it isn’t a chalupa and it has whale

  • @boogernights1
    @boogernights1 10 років тому +51

    "It is as you say." "Oh my gosh!"

    • @MR_MIRTH
      @MR_MIRTH 3 роки тому +2

      Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.

    • @MS-dm1wj
      @MS-dm1wj 2 місяці тому

      Damn you, caca carrot cake

  • @CrateProductions
    @CrateProductions 10 років тому +26

    "Behold, I am among you" XD

  • @gamingden444
    @gamingden444 8 років тому +10

    "WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHAHALE?" I'm dead XD

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 8 років тому +42

    "Alright class, get your shit, we're going to Florida!" "What about permission slips?" "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!!!!"

  • @JohannWendt
    @JohannWendt 13 років тому +11

    "you would have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do something like that"
    "it is as you say"
    "oh my gosh..."

  • @Chrisiscool50
    @Chrisiscool50 10 років тому +50

    "im gonna do it everyday for the rest of my life"

  • @pezdespencer8899
    @pezdespencer8899 2 роки тому +12

    Rest In Peace Trevor

  • @BombWarning
    @BombWarning 11 років тому +10

    "Fuck permission slips!", "Billy, I will beat you LIFELESS!", and "It's kinda like a chalupa. There's whale in it." Omg, dying.

  • @somerandomarmydude
    @somerandomarmydude 8 років тому +15

    "Fuck permission slips!!!"

  • @LucidDream
    @LucidDream 11 років тому +12

    "It is as you say..." "...Oh my god." xD

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme7076 3 роки тому +13

    These really bring me back. It’s the best form of anti-depressant without having to take medication 😁

    • @mandelorean6243
      @mandelorean6243 Рік тому +1

      There are a few other things I can think of that just may be better pickmeups

  • @themillers2945
    @themillers2945 2 роки тому +11

    I Can't believe you're gone Trevor Moore. R.i.p. I have had the most laughter in my life because of you, right when I lost 3 grandparents just weeks from each other and depression was hitting me hard you all made my days better. Love and respect to you all and all you have done for all of use the last 14 years. If you see this at all twkyk and family. Thank you for the laughs and sorry for your loss. 🦕🦖

  • @Nick-fo4um
    @Nick-fo4um 8 років тому +98

    I have built my life around this video for seven years.
    Please help me.

  • @RichT519
    @RichT519 14 років тому +8

    haha. its so funny when he is like behold i am among you and tries to shake his hand

  • @sentientmlem727
    @sentientmlem727 2 роки тому +9

    Cam back after learning about the news. RIP Trevor. You're gonna make God laugh so hard!

    • @gglovesgorillazmj7784
      @gglovesgorillazmj7784 2 роки тому

      omg sameee yes he indeed will be making god and all the angels laugh up in heaven 💖✨🙏

  • @Cubsrthegreatest
    @Cubsrthegreatest 8 років тому +31

    Love how Sam's ass is hanging halfway off of the boat but is not making them flip over or falling in. True core strength!

  • @EndlessVacuum
    @EndlessVacuum 10 років тому +11

    zach's hair is really nice in this sketch
    he's so pretty

  • @adamrojas9235
    @adamrojas9235 9 років тому +14

    i love when he says that he is the person capable of teaching the whale they just believe him lol

  • @Alex-mv7ym
    @Alex-mv7ym 8 років тому +42

    I just clipped all 20 of my nails and it feels real good

  • @BluegrassAndLimestone
    @BluegrassAndLimestone 6 років тому +10

    2:38 "oh my god-" Damn it, I miss this show.

  • @Numonkei
    @Numonkei 11 років тому +6

    "...Guess you can't prove me a liar, haha", then the same high-five I always give my lawyer when we get out of the courthouse.

  • @matth3w2002
    @matth3w2002 2 роки тому +8

    Just here to pay my respects. 😔😔 Rest In Peace Trevor.

  • @charliec6286
    @charliec6286 2 роки тому +5

    RIP Trevor Moore finally finished every video in his honor

  • @Itsaluigi123
    @Itsaluigi123 2 роки тому +6

    I want a supportive tour guide like Timmy in my everyday life

  • @jinx17
    @jinx17 10 років тому +8

    Behold. I am among you.

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg 3 роки тому +5

    One of their best skits lol

  • @anthonylongobardo2623
    @anthonylongobardo2623 10 років тому +13

    behold i am among you

  • @slimpikin82
    @slimpikin82 4 роки тому +4

    This is my favorite sketch that they’ve done

  • @Imabeatyouman
    @Imabeatyouman 9 років тому +10

    A whale off the "STARPORT" side! xD that was lulz

  • @Montag11791
    @Montag11791 12 років тому +7

    Finally, the eight wandering tribes of México will be united!

  • @Gurtington
    @Gurtington 3 роки тому +3

    This summer I teached a whale 🤣🤣 i fucking love Trevor

  • @Youngbloodda1st
    @Youngbloodda1st 12 років тому +6

    notice that when timmy says some kid stabbed sham-sham in the eye billy looks away ;D

  • @SuperShadow1782
    @SuperShadow1782 2 роки тому +3

    We will miss you Trevor..

  • @DrunkDuckXD
    @DrunkDuckXD 9 років тому +21

    son of a bitch billy...

  • @Mrfuriosir
    @Mrfuriosir 11 років тому +3

    Don't worry guys, the black kid was actually edited in using a green screen so the other children were never in any danger

  • @tommynorthwood
    @tommynorthwood Рік тому +2

    I like how they edited part of his hand gestures out so others couldn't do this to other whales.

  • @nickjordan7671
    @nickjordan7671 7 років тому +3

    My name is Timmy Williams and I am official sea greeter here for Sea Land Orlando, home to sea creatures of the world *and beyond*

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 7 років тому +12

    If I were a teacher......
    "Ok class, we're going on a field trip"
    *what about permission slips?*
    "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS"

  • @JuanManuel-bs6yg
    @JuanManuel-bs6yg 9 років тому +4

    I love this show

  • @saucy_tunes
    @saucy_tunes 4 роки тому +2

    This was the first UA-cam video I ever watched

  • @RonniiV
    @RonniiV 10 років тому +5

    Nothing gets me to question my sexuality more than some WKUK cross-dressing.

  • @rockkevinrock
    @rockkevinrock Рік тому +2

    I love it when Darren speaks Spanish.

  • @dtduck21
    @dtduck21 12 років тому +8

    "and you calling me a liar is damaging my self esteam!" hahahaha

  • @ryderdrew
    @ryderdrew 10 років тому +50

    why did they stop making the show

    • @Ryodakun
      @Ryodakun 10 років тому +75

      It was just too good. They were afraid that the show would become so good that the universe would collapse.

    • @Jengochase
      @Jengochase 10 років тому +18

      Ryodakun The same would happen if Embryonic Beer were put on the market.

    • @Ryodakun
      @Ryodakun 10 років тому +4

      That's the joke Chase ;)

    • @SC2LuckyStrikes
      @SC2LuckyStrikes 10 років тому +46

      Pretty much they were running out of ideas. They preferred to leave behind something great and not have the shows quality go down.

    • @majeseuti8849
      @majeseuti8849 9 років тому +5

      *cough* spongebob *cough*

  • @GArgy131313
    @GArgy131313 12 років тому +3

    I wonder how confused Steven was when he walked back into class

  • @christianbennett5542
    @christianbennett5542 Рік тому +3

    Wow, Zach playing the part of Mrs. Lambert has no business being this hot

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 6 місяців тому

      Right? Dude looks better than most of my Hinge dates.

  • @jongmagee
    @jongmagee 7 років тому +5

    My favorite part is when Sam speaks.

  • @nwilczyn
    @nwilczyn 10 років тому +8

    Fuck permission slips!

  • @RootbeerAndBeans
    @RootbeerAndBeans 12 років тому +2

    "Behold, I am among you."

  • @aidenolson1242
    @aidenolson1242 9 років тому +71

    I hate to say this but the dude dressed as a teacher kinda makes a hot girl

    • @nik4456
      @nik4456 9 років тому +21

      Aiden Olson That's Zach and he always makes the best women on this show. He totally passes as one and has the facial expressions and voice down.

    • @GirlPlus
      @GirlPlus 8 років тому +1

      +Ni N and what of Timmy then? (I know Timmy makes a shitty chick)

    • @sledgecorp
      @sledgecorp 4 роки тому

      Oh my god... You're right.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому

      Kinda?

    • @classwarnews9056
      @classwarnews9056 4 роки тому +1

      Boy you would love Ru Paul's drag race

  • @martinarden9705
    @martinarden9705 10 років тому +2

    I had a teacher that said the same thing. We never had to take home permission slips and we took a field trip to the liquor store every day. She bought her special grape juice that made her really nice after three or four glasses, but she never shared it with us. She was the meanest kindergarten teacher EVER.

  • @DonLangosta
    @DonLangosta 10 років тому +2

    It's a Mexican dish, comprised of a flour tortilla, spiced meat, cheese, and fresh vegetables.

  • @fenslau29
    @fenslau29 8 років тому +2

    "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS" 😂😂😂

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 5 років тому +2

    "Fuck permission slips!" Man how come I never got any teachers that were insane in the fun way? The most any of mine did was stab an overhead projector with a knife.

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 Рік тому

      My craziest teacher got arrested for trying to kill her husband

  • @susanbwallabe
    @susanbwallabe 12 років тому +2

    "it is as you say "

  • @derrickgriffin2115
    @derrickgriffin2115 11 років тому +3

    "Then where did you teach these whales to jump out of their tails?"
    "Florida!"
    "Son of a bitch Billy"

  • @daviddoyonjr5774
    @daviddoyonjr5774 2 роки тому +4

    I miss Trevor 😭

  • @Fyreswing
    @Fyreswing 11 років тому +3

    "it is as you say"

  • @C_Train74
    @C_Train74 3 роки тому +1

    Zach giving off real Mr. Crocker vibes on this one.

  • @theawesomegamr
    @theawesomegamr 10 років тому +2

    1:43 now THATS how you drive, just turn the steering wheel back and forth xD

  • @tarelgoe7253
    @tarelgoe7253 4 роки тому +2

    "TEACHED"

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 10 років тому +2

    Now I want a Wahale.

  • @jacobely6826
    @jacobely6826 3 роки тому +1

    "What the fuck is a wa-halay" Classic XD

  • @cavsfan080
    @cavsfan080 11 років тому +1

    this video was so much better than i expected

  • @linden6190
    @linden6190 2 роки тому +4

    1:59 ... Well, that aged poorly

  • @Zapp_Brannag1n
    @Zapp_Brannag1n Рік тому +1

    I love that this is incredibly low quality even on their own official channel

  • @GabePuratekuta
    @GabePuratekuta 3 роки тому +1

    Oh yeah? Well, I once teached a dolphin to club people with a lead pipe.

  • @robinalonso-desouza7245
    @robinalonso-desouza7245 Рік тому +2

    Phineas and Ferb when they go back to school

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 6 місяців тому

      Love Fin and Pherbdaddy. At first, I thought it’d be corny, but it’s a hilarious show.

  • @922NR
    @922NR 13 років тому +2

    You have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do that!
    it is as you say
    omg...

  • @kathrynhettinger1321
    @kathrynhettinger1321 9 років тому +3

    "Me llama is mrs. Lambert."

  • @theotakux5959
    @theotakux5959 8 років тому +2

    Ha. Akron. That's near where I am.

  • @TemenosL
    @TemenosL 10 років тому +10

    He makes SUCH a cute drag teacher!

  • @swiftfox33
    @swiftfox33 12 років тому +2

    "i couldve have showed it how to get away from his tail.."
    "BILLY!! SHUT UP!!

  • @coopmanification
    @coopmanification 8 років тому

    Best one yet!!

  • @TheGansterman99
    @TheGansterman99 11 років тому +1

    BILLY IS THE WORLDS GREATEST FUCKIN WHALE TRAINER

  • @WinterFantasy13
    @WinterFantasy13 12 років тому +2

    If I was a teacher, I would more than likely be like this to my students.

  • @Zilchyify
    @Zilchyify 11 років тому +8

    "Once saw a dolphin jump 20 feet out of the water, and then on its way down it clubbed a girl on the head with a lead pipe"

  • @TheIGiveUp75
    @TheIGiveUp75 13 років тому

    Best skit I've seen so far.

  • @ethanbarbare2755
    @ethanbarbare2755 6 років тому +2

    The really crazy part is how he said teached and not taught

    • @eeecool2
      @eeecool2 4 роки тому +1

      exactly what i was thinking. That's the irony of the sketch, the teacher is occupying herself with nonsense while she should be teaching them proper english XD

  • @stephencronin1080
    @stephencronin1080 Рік тому +2

    Sea creatures of the world... and Beyond?
    What kind of cosmic horrors reside in Sea Land Orlando?

  • @RyanLinton
    @RyanLinton 13 років тому +2

    @CRASDFGH After watching it again, I think Zach says 'starport'. Thanks for the correction though. Learn something new everyday.

  • @whatno5090
    @whatno5090 3 роки тому +1

    "Sealand Orlando, Home to seacreatures of the world and beyond" did anybody notice this

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og 2 роки тому

      It’s much like Bed Bath & Beyond. The beyond is something incomprehensible to humans that results in madness for any onlookers.

  • @Austin-hm2dl
    @Austin-hm2dl 7 років тому +2

    Billy teached a whale and he liked it

  • @kanekujan1777
    @kanekujan1777 3 роки тому

    This is amazing

  • @JFVisuals
    @JFVisuals 10 років тому +8

    zach makes an attractive woman... wut?

  • @TheAvengedsevenfan6
    @TheAvengedsevenfan6 9 років тому +3

    Thwart doesn't say whale world that day wahlé world
    WHAT THE FUCK IS A WAHALÉ

  • @mikestermoney04
    @mikestermoney04 10 років тому +6

    WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHALE?

  • @squat224
    @squat224 10 років тому +1

    "I am among you."