Stay Alive - Phelous

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2024

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  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 7 років тому +128

    I love when a movie introduces rules and than completely ignores them.

    • @christianholzschuh6853
      @christianholzschuh6853 3 роки тому +2

      First rule is: there are no rules. Send rule is: The first one to touch the ground looses...

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, the guy who never died in the game just gets hit by a ghost carriage? WTF?

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 Рік тому +2

      @@SwiftNimblefoot a skill issue tbh

    • @thehammersmithcrumpetradar
      @thehammersmithcrumpetradar Рік тому

      Rule 1: There ARE rules
      Rule 2: Bugger the rules
      Rule 3: if you break them, EB will kill you
      Rule 4: only EB can break the rules
      Rule 5: Forget whatever these rules just said

  • @Bismuth83X
    @Bismuth83X 4 роки тому +46

    "A game where you try not to lose your marbles?" Well, Eternal Darkness seems like it'd make a pretty great movie in the right hands...

    • @Bismuth83X
      @Bismuth83X 4 роки тому +8

      And funnily enough, Elizabeth Bathory was going to show up in the sequel of sorts to Eternal Darkness, Shadow of the Eternals.

    • @RichterPhallos
      @RichterPhallos 24 дні тому

      Oh man do I wish they would make a movie based on that.

  • @ScottPillgram20
    @ScottPillgram20 9 років тому +281

    This movie feels like one of those "possessed game" creepypasta.

    • @JustinB6699
      @JustinB6699 9 років тому +18

      ScottPillgram20 It feels like it pretty much inspired people to make them.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +6

      +ScottPillgram20 Creepypasta? Dude, that's not how they roll, they monitor posts and snapchat, they don't do online gaming

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 7 років тому +24

      ScottPillgram20 It could've been worse. The characters in this movie would've been like;
      "And then, I couldn't stop watching the game. So much hyper realistic blood. Pictures of dead people flash up on the screen."
      THEN TURN THE GAME OFF YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 років тому

      Update, im pretty sure now Creepypasta actually do haunt online games

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 5 років тому +2

      This movie rips off better horror films like A Nightmare on Elm Street, Final Destination, and The Ring.

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 9 років тому +203

    The game inside the movie looks like something on Steam Greenlight that Jim Sterling would review.

    • @DarksideEXE
      @DarksideEXE 9 років тому +16

      Webshooters1 he should be careful, his vid on it could get a copyright strike dispite not being a violation of copyright.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 9 років тому +8

      Webshooters1 This review was made before that turned into a thing.
      Wow, Stay Alive is way ahead of its time!

    • @what9681
      @what9681 9 років тому +13

      +Webshooters1 Looks like something Markiplier would pretend to be scared by.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +4

      +Webshooters1 id say a miz of Resident Evil and Assasins Creed

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 7 років тому +11

      "Hello you bloodsplattered children's marble-based board games..."

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 3 роки тому +28

    God damn, this was a dumb movie, but I have some admitting nostalgia with this movie-- watched it as a kid on the Sci-fi channel, something like that. Getting to see Phelous talk about this movie warms my heart.

  • @JustinB6699
    @JustinB6699 9 років тому +93

    "Maybe you're suppose to read that prayer." "Thats next generation technology."
    Yep, chatting to a game was so advance and unthinkable in 2006.
    *Holds up a copy of Hey You, Pikachu*

    • @Lesbiwolf92
      @Lesbiwolf92 8 років тому +6

      +JustinB6699 There are a few games and devices that allowed you to do shit in games before 2006 but I guess this game had some next level voice shit it was like the power glove for your mouth.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +11

      +JustinB6699 Well to be fair reading a prayer outloud in order to continue to a game does sound a bit off

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 7 років тому

      (Holds up legend of Zelda for the Famicon)

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 7 років тому

      JustinB6699 the

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 7 років тому

      JustinB6699 ,

  • @Magic_Of_Lilac
    @Magic_Of_Lilac 8 років тому +114

    Oh man, classic Phelous videos. It's already been 6 years?! These older videos still hold up, man! Stupid UA-cam, give this sir more exposure, you deserve more subs!

    • @BalloonSage
      @BalloonSage 3 роки тому +7

      And now it has been 11 years! 😅

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +2

      @@BalloonSage indeed

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому +80

    If The Core makes scientists cry this makes gamers groan

    • @Ultrabalor
      @Ultrabalor 9 років тому +9

      bloodrunsclear Same with Law Abiding Citizen making lawyers, judges, and representatives of the justice system throw tantrums.

    • @luv4hutch
      @luv4hutch 9 років тому

      +ChronoShenron Care to explain that statement, if you please?

    • @Ultrabalor
      @Ultrabalor 9 років тому +2

      +luv4hutch Do research and you'll know

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +5

      +bloodrunsclear No, Pixels will make them groan

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 8 років тому +10

      +ChronoShenron and CSI making actual forensic scientists weep

  • @cheezdoodle96
    @cheezdoodle96 8 років тому +21

    4:28 I think they at least deserve some props for actually referencing something real. They could've been like "I'm stuck at the glowing golem boss. Well you need the ancient Samaritan spear from the school to defeat him."

  • @Punk13405
    @Punk13405 9 років тому +139

    How I've described this movie for years: The movie where the Liam Mcpoyle gets run over by a carriage

    • @amohotepv
      @amohotepv 6 років тому +6

      -driven by a video game ghost

    • @MediaGhost_
      @MediaGhost_ 5 років тому +5

      Starting Malcolm in the middle

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 4 роки тому +2

      I saw this review before watching IASIP so when the McPoyles were introduced, I went “Huh. Isn’t that the jackass from Stay Alive?”

    • @sparrow420500
      @sparrow420500 3 роки тому +1

      The first time I saw this movie I said out loud "OH, SHIT! Ryan's going to be PISSED! lol

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому

      Dolores was driving

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 3 роки тому +14

    "if you die in the game you die for real" has already been done. it's called yugioh.

  • @painitful
    @painitful 7 років тому +14

    I remember watching this and thinking that this game idea was awesome, not the whole dying in the game dying for real thing but the exploring a house in a co-op experience

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 6 років тому +1

      Oh yeah. Someone totally needs to make that kind of game

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +2

      Isn't the game basically Resident Evil 6?

    • @BalloonSage
      @BalloonSage Рік тому

      Or Resident Evil 7…

  • @danking9936
    @danking9936 9 років тому +225

    You die in the game, you die for real". Well, Sword Art Online was less original than I thought...

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 9 років тому +54

      +Dan King *cough.Hack//Signcough*

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 9 років тому +59

      +Dan King Dying in a game killing you for real has been done hundreds of times and even on board games like in the Jumanji movie.

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 8 років тому +3

      +Jetblast01 wasn't the MC just trapped in the game in .hack

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 років тому +10

      MrGMoney1944 Thats a really stupid reason for not watching anymore episodes of a show you know.
      And Sword Art Online is a Japanese show and in Japan and in most countries outside the politically correct west actually they expect most heterosexual men to enjoy looking at women with big boobs and sure not to dislike it.
      My dad and his family are from turkey and they used to suspect i was gay because i was embaressed when they pointed at women with hot bodys and talked about them out in the open.
      Where they come from its completely normal but here in the west its offensive.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 8 років тому +3

      CyberLance26 Tad bit odd though right?

  • @thesterlingchannel1368
    @thesterlingchannel1368 9 років тому +11

    I saw this in theaters. And now I feel stupid.
    Thanks a lot Phelous!!!

  • @maleficentdunn5370
    @maleficentdunn5370 9 років тому +103

    Silent Hill knowledge = subscribbing, lol. That and you are entertaining and after following you on Twitter, I figured I should actually watch a video at somepoint. lol

    • @phelous
      @phelous  9 років тому +40

      Patrick Dunn Haha thanks man!

    • @blancfan1
      @blancfan1 7 років тому +4

      I know this is really late but I need to know. Was it planned for your stuff to fall like that and did they survive?

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 7 років тому

      Patrick Dunn ,

    • @bigbossshrek3327
      @bigbossshrek3327 3 роки тому

      @@blancfan1 I'm from the future and we still don't know the answer

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 2 роки тому

      We still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop 😐

  • @Acobjum
    @Acobjum 9 років тому +72

    For using a rose for defense, you could have used Rule of Rose.

    • @dvader518
      @dvader518 9 років тому +13

      Or Rumble Rose or Guns n Roses.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +13

      +Acobjum actually Roses are quite popular for warding off evil spirits, although Vampires particularly like black roses

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 6 років тому +5

      That game is underappreciated... I wouldn't call it a masterpiece, but I don't think it deserves to be as obscure as it is.

    • @theOriginalRudeDude
      @theOriginalRudeDude 6 років тому +4

      My sisters PS2 OG copy got destroyed in my apartment fire, she had her animals over and an EX left my stove on. But that game was so rare I feel ashamed for losing it along with my other PS2 games.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 років тому +5

      BloodyButterfly I would call it's music a masterpiece. But yes that game is aggressively under appreciated.

  • @johnpovenmire209
    @johnpovenmire209 7 років тому +9

    I love the NES game having a DS as an item

  • @iwillhaveorderdamnit6628
    @iwillhaveorderdamnit6628 2 роки тому +3

    Everyone's saying IASIP or Westworld. But Jimmi was also literally in a Black Mirror episode where he was stuck in a video game. Member that? Oh I member! I love to member!

  • @J4cob5527
    @J4cob5527 7 років тому +11

    This is final destination with video games

  • @DeclanCorey
    @DeclanCorey 7 років тому +12

    0:58 Love Phelous' face when he hears the stuff fall. XD

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

      That was the power of Phelous being Phelous 😜

  • @BalloonSage
    @BalloonSage Рік тому +3

    How was the boss failing at beating “Silent Hill 4” when he literally said he was using a walkthrough to begin with…

  • @jemofthe80s18
    @jemofthe80s18 3 роки тому +3

    I saw the trailer for this at the theater seeing The Hills Have Eyes and literally all I said was "MALCOLM!" Frankie Muniz was the last person I expected to see, and when I saw it on TV years later he totally STAYS alive:):)

  • @StonedLoner999
    @StonedLoner999 9 років тому +21

    I feel ashamed to admit this but I will....This movie scared me when I first saw it lol

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 5 років тому +5

    6:57 All this movie is doing is reminding me I could be watching Steamboy instead. Which, for the record, all of you should be doing- it’s a _freaking awesome_ movie.

  • @Slashthekitsune
    @Slashthekitsune 8 років тому +61

    I'm honestly surprised that you didn't make an "I Want to Play a Game" joke about the game's narrator.

  • @aflockofseacowsesquire
    @aflockofseacowsesquire 9 років тому +88

    Why they all have headsets when they're playing in the same room

    • @aflockofseacowsesquire
      @aflockofseacowsesquire 9 років тому +7

      Oh

    • @pivot1022
      @pivot1022 9 років тому +24

      a flock of sea-cows, esquire because GAMERZZZ!!?!?1

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 9 років тому +26

      a flock of sea-cows, esquire Because that boss character is not at the same place with them.

    • @TheAlan136
      @TheAlan136 7 років тому +14

      They were talking to the one guy's boss who was not in the room.

    • @officialorangegoof9736
      @officialorangegoof9736 6 років тому +2

      Also you need a microphone to talk to the game

  • @tbonevideos23
    @tbonevideos23 9 років тому +68

    So is anyone going to point out how the couple having sex died because their dead bodies were found in the game
    But they NEVER played the game
    THIS GAME FREAKING CHEATS!

    • @DeathIsAroundUs
      @DeathIsAroundUs 9 років тому +28

      Loomis tells them "I found you guys in the game you got it good" and the guy responds "we haven't played for hours" so yeah very quick dialogue to so its hard to miss

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 років тому +11

      DeathIsAroundUs oh my bad
      Either way as we see further into the review the game does cheat
      XD

    • @DeathIsAroundUs
      @DeathIsAroundUs 9 років тому +13

      Basically xD it's been cheating from the beginning of the movie

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 7 років тому

      DeathIsAroundUs ,

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 7 років тому

      tbonevideos23 ,

  • @ursidae97
    @ursidae97 2 роки тому +4

    Love how much Phelous wants to save his friends but all of them are like "fuck off"

  • @kaiseryuuki4098
    @kaiseryuuki4098 9 років тому +33

    Creepypasta: The Movie. I will give it some credit, it is scarier than all the creepypastas I have read.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 7 років тому +4

      Its seems to cheesy to have all the characters in one movie first, we already have a slenderman movie, I suggest a movie about Ben Drowned

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 років тому +3

      And yet makes less sense than any other haunted game creepypasta out there. Because Elizabeth Bathry has no fucking connection to gaming in any fucking way.

    • @ryanschneider115
      @ryanschneider115 6 років тому

      ...Not that high of a bar to pass..

  • @formaggioparma
    @formaggioparma 7 років тому +15

    Whats is this? Darkest Dungeon? If your squad dies you die in real life becose you problably lost all your highest squad members becose you fought the wrong boss and you couldent escap- *Dies by Stress*

  • @Gat720Dua
    @Gat720Dua 9 років тому +29

    This is pretty much a rejected Creepypasta story. The kind about a cursed video game.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 років тому +5

      Rejected implies that it doesn't meet the standards of creepy pastas
      And unfortunately this is sadly EXACTLY the standards set by most creepy pastas

    • @Gat720Dua
      @Gat720Dua 9 років тому +1

      tbonevideos23 Okay a poorly made Creepypasta story. There are good CP stories if you look hard enough, but this however isn't one.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 років тому +3

      Gat720Dua true good ones do exist
      But why us there so many bad ones about evil videogames?

    • @Gat720Dua
      @Gat720Dua 9 років тому +3

      tbonevideos23 Because of popular ones like Ben Drown and the Nes Godzilla game. At least that's what I'm assuming, trends usually start when someone made something really popular.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому

      Old Man should have narrated it! :)

  • @Eiretech
    @Eiretech 9 років тому +10

    I'd love to see this crowd play Dark Souls.

  • @KristSnyd
    @KristSnyd 8 років тому +14

    they name dropped fatal frame in the opening scene too. ughhhhhhhhhhh

  • @helix9445
    @helix9445 7 років тому +10

    AH AH AH AH
    STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE
    AH AH AH AH
    STAYING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

  • @Kolbatsu
    @Kolbatsu 9 років тому +19

    This isn't a movie. It's a creepypasta.

  • @MrKarikins
    @MrKarikins 8 років тому +3

    Hey Phelous, just wanna say I love your stuff, been a fan girl for as long as I can remember but have never commented on anything you've done, so figured I would, dunno why this video, their all just as awsome and funny as each other. Just wanna thank you for your content, always makes me smile when I'm having a bad day, keep it up, loads of love x

    • @phelous
      @phelous  8 років тому +2

      Thanks a lot! Glad they help cheer you up sometimes!

    • @MrKarikins
      @MrKarikins 8 років тому +1

      No, thank you !! Wooooo he replied wooooooooo!!!!!....excuse me >.>

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому +1

      Yo Phel-Hell, since half of these horror movies are stupid. why not review The Purge, it was such a bad movie

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 9 років тому +73

    Do the people who worked on and made this movie even know anything about video games? The 'gamers' in the movie don't even act like actual gamers, they're acting is so artificial they act more like really bad LPers. It's really awful.

    • @teheyepatch
      @teheyepatch 9 років тому +22

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha It insults gamers AND history!

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 9 років тому +17

      teheyepatch Very true. Especially the fact that the historical figure who later became the Bloody Mary legend is suddenly an Internet Ghost.....well, online gaming ghost.

    • @wolftitanreading5308
      @wolftitanreading5308 6 років тому +3

      actually if you look up the film you'll see its actually the producers fault why the movie blown the unrated version is better. and so you could blame Disney

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 6 років тому +2

      Even Hellraiser made a better film about a video game. Surely the movie itself it's stupid, but at least is better

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 роки тому

      Not by much wolf titan.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 8 років тому +23

    Ugh, Elisabeth Bathory first, was totally innocent of the false crimes the Austrians charged her with, and second... she never lived in Transylvania. Or haunted video games. Though, the Countess in Diablo 2 Act I. is based on her - but I have never heard Diablo 2 players being killed the way their character died in the game :D

    • @modelmajorpita
      @modelmajorpita 8 років тому +12

      Indeed, the "bathe in girl's blood" story as well as a lot of the other things she was accused of were invented by her political enemies with no evidence to support them. It's rather absurd when people treat smear propaganda as fact.

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 8 років тому +6

      Some things don't change, do they modelmajorpita?

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 7 років тому +7

      It's called "legend".

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 7 років тому +3

      Swift Nimblefoot you have no way of knowing if she was innocent. The idea she is is would be more of a conspiracy than her not being a killer.

    • @Lord1885
      @Lord1885 5 років тому +2

      @A Scam Involving Corndogs Yeah, because that's, how it worked back then, it just was much easier to bribe everyone. Those witnesses were household, peasants and people, who greatly benefited from her demise.

  • @Florithia
    @Florithia 9 років тому +31

    I actually really like this movie. I own it, watched it 3-4 times. It's one of my favorite slightly cheesy horror movies.I love the Elizabeth Bathory angle. I like all the characters, and the real life merging with video game dynamic. But yeah, listening to the review, some things do seem weird now that I think about it. Loomis at the beginning doesn't look bored to me, he looks more, very, very tired, like he stayed up until 6 in the morning playing or something. It is very strange that his girlfriend did not go with him to the funeral...and yeah, the one character I did not ever really like is blondie home-wrecker there...and all the rest....eh. I still like the movie..

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 6 років тому +9

      Angela Mishler The character Phelous keeps insisting is his girlfriend, October, is never implied in the movie to be so. Literally the onlt justification I can see for that assumption is that little affectionate moment they have when he comes back from the funeral, which is a perfectly normal exchange between close friends.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 6 років тому +4

      I fuckin love this movie despite how absolutely dumb it is :D

    • @Ashethetics
      @Ashethetics 5 років тому +4

      You can love a film, and also still make fun of its flaws at the same time, the two aren’t mutually exclusive

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 роки тому +1

      Might depend on the cut bloodthirsty.

  • @Zycyzyx
    @Zycyzyx Рік тому +1

    The one thing that makes me smile about this movie is that it stars the same guy who was the hardass cybersecurity agent in Hackers. I keep waiting for him to tell one of the kids "I'm about to FLUSH YOUR ASS."

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 7 років тому +7

    Game Grumps loves the Tag-line!
    and if you say the tag-line you say it for real!

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 8 років тому +1

    this is one of those movies where a group had to do a film project for school and this was somehow was good enough to be shown in theaters.

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 8 років тому +3

    Weird thing, this was one of the last movies to be recorded in New Orleans before hurricane Katrina!

  • @AnimeSpoofxtralarge
    @AnimeSpoofxtralarge 7 років тому +22

    lol this movie is stupid, but has always been some sort of guilty pleasure for me.

  • @leileyaravencroft
    @leileyaravencroft 9 років тому +3

    The funniest thing about this game is that the actual story that was written had a lot of things in it that was taken out. From what I've heard it wasn't enough to really tell you what the hell was happening however it did explain some things.

  • @sacredsin7282
    @sacredsin7282 4 роки тому +3

    I know this movie is so stupid, but...I love it. It’s one of my guilty pleasure movies and I get a kick out of how all the actors aren’t taking it too seriously and are clearly having fun. The premise is ridiculous, it’s riddled with cliches and overdone tropes, but I just can’t help but enjoy it with every watch.

  • @JuicyfruitJessieB
    @JuicyfruitJessieB 6 років тому +1

    I just found this channel from nostalgia critic & I am subscribing immediately! I love your reviews! Its funny because your reviews feminine me of a mix of nostalgia critic & cinema snob & I love it ☺

  • @mild_meme
    @mild_meme 6 років тому +1

    I ended up watching a cut version of this when I was younger. Both the visit to the programmer and the writer were cut and they just magically skipped to the house.

  • @RylieMichelle
    @RylieMichelle 8 років тому +48

    Okay, the guy who was smoking weed is definitely one of the incestuous brothers from its always sunny.

    • @RylieMichelle
      @RylieMichelle 8 років тому +7

      RYAN. STAB SOMEBODY.

    • @Frankwest6892
      @Frankwest6892 8 років тому +12

      YOU WILL CALL HER!

    • @GarrettP130
      @GarrettP130 7 років тому +5

      You bitches here to crash my wedding?

    • @BrendanSlob
      @BrendanSlob 6 років тому

      The McPoyle's and yes..Its Liam McPoyle

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve 6 років тому

      liam McPoyle! the McPoyles are my fav lol

  • @shmickmik
    @shmickmik 9 років тому +22

    Watch the window at 25:07

  • @yukiskyzero1313
    @yukiskyzero1313 7 років тому +10

    "You die in the game, you die for real"
    Hmmm....reminds me of that "mainstream" anime I've known and heard a lot...xD

  • @phantomzone2725
    @phantomzone2725 6 років тому +3

    0:57 #RIP Resident Evil Code Veronica X and PS2 controller

  • @sammywilliam8156
    @sammywilliam8156 3 роки тому +3

    The funniest thing is when I got this on DVD it literally had the Disney insignia on the back yeah fun fact this is considered a Disney movie

  • @geraldkenneth119
    @geraldkenneth119 Рік тому +1

    I keep expecting Lios to pop out of nowhere and start shouting at Frankey’s character for something he did

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 11 місяців тому

    This video was basically Phelous' excuse to school clueless filmmakers who don't know a thing about how video games work, and I'm all here for it.

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому +1

    Of course Jimmi Simpson doesn't mind. Because he's been waiting 30 years for a game with real stakes! Frankly, if a video game can't kill you in real life, it won't fill his existential void or whatever.

  • @harryking3215
    @harryking3215 9 років тому +1

    Always one of my favourite Phelous reviews :) It is up there with Incubus as the best of the horror reviews.

  • @Ravenite456
    @Ravenite456 5 років тому +4

    I guess releasing the game for PS2 thwarts Bathory once and for all given how few people bought the PS2 online adapter.

  • @Falconfire851
    @Falconfire851 8 років тому +4

    Jimmi Simpson (plays Phineus in this film) sure has come far- he plays as William in the hit HBO show Westworld.

    • @sachikiriyama6705
      @sachikiriyama6705 7 років тому

      And he's the stand-in voiceover for Wesley from Wanted: Weapons of Fate.

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому

      They should have just given this game to William. Would have saved a lot of time.

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 7 років тому +5

    Wait, so is the game a use a first-person, third person or fixed perspective?

  • @RUNAWAY-shepherd
    @RUNAWAY-shepherd 7 років тому +4

    Thumbs-up for the ReBoot reference!

  • @Aster_Risk
    @Aster_Risk 6 років тому +1

    I fucking love this movie. I also love that you made fun of it.

  • @samuelturner6261
    @samuelturner6261 2 роки тому +2

    We need more horror movies and games about Elizabeth Bathory.

  • @galatoots9398
    @galatoots9398 8 років тому +1

    Omfg I didn't think anyone would know about this movie! :D this is my childhood horror movie! I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched it

  • @solidserpent2170
    @solidserpent2170 8 років тому +5

    Was that swink in the middle of some roses a little reference to Malcolm in the middle? If so...10/10.

  • @codygardner8501
    @codygardner8501 9 років тому

    I'm sure you've already got enough love about that silent hill knowledge, i wanna props you for having Nightmare the video board game in the background I have all the expansions to that game :)

    • @codygardner8501
      @codygardner8501 9 років тому

      +Cody Gardner even the one with our leading lady of this movie as host

  • @jacobdrolet4262
    @jacobdrolet4262 2 роки тому

    Totally amazing video of stay alive, fantastic job.

  • @1wolftank
    @1wolftank 2 роки тому +1

    It was a adaptation of the game keep your marbles from watching it

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 8 років тому +7

    SHE WAS HUNGARIAN AAARRGH

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 8 років тому +4

      She also didn't open up a finishing school. She was a countess with multiple castles.

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 роки тому

      @@scitechian Welllllll she did open up a school. Not sure it was a finishing school. Ended poorly for everyone involved.

  • @travelerluke5748
    @travelerluke5748 9 років тому +3

    I heard this movie was originally called pulse :P

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +1

    15:27 - I expected you to make some Borg jokes with Alice Krige. But I guess you and Allison were not yet an item back then and you were new to Star Trek?

  • @MichelleGoffVA
    @MichelleGoffVA 8 років тому

    Awesome as always. BTW, love that the game over music at 23:11 is Deck the Halls XD

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 2 роки тому

    🤣the fact that all that stuff fell down. MAGIC!
    That crazy fish too!😜 I’m glad you know what reboot is
    I LOVE THAT SHIRT!

  • @ThePistons4life
    @ThePistons4life 9 років тому +1

    Lmao the laugh track you do in your videos are epic

  • @psycho_dog33
    @psycho_dog33 8 років тому +4

    This movie was clearly made by people who have never played a video game in their lives.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому

      +York's Literary Readings Inc. How so?

    • @psycho_dog33
      @psycho_dog33 8 років тому

      Because they have no idea how gamers act or how games fucking work.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому

      name one thing off about the game and the players?

    • @psycho_dog33
      @psycho_dog33 8 років тому

      +Cave Johnson
      7:04
      7:22
      7:29
      8:00
      8:16
      10:01
      10:30
      14:37 (Fucking indie game developers!!!)
      16:08
      16:21
      16:54
      17:26
      19:17

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 років тому

      7:04 Understandable
      7:22 Whoah is a good reaction
      7:29 Its called Narration
      8:00 The vibrating controllers happen all the time
      8:16 Bro is used a lot
      10:00 Of course its a survival game, its called Stay Alive
      Loook the rest is ok, everything about this movie is good

  • @TheSuperNyx
    @TheSuperNyx 9 років тому

    OH MY GOD, I PLAYED STAY ALIVE SO MANY TIMES, I LOVED IT

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 9 років тому

    Ha. I was just watching some of your reviews last night wondering if you ever reviewed this movie but for the life of me I couldn't remember the name of it, so this is a nice surprise. :)

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 7 років тому +1

    Don't judge me to harshly but this movie scared the ever loving shit out of me as a kid. It got so bad I couldn't go out after dark because I'd imagine those creepy little girls under the street lights waiting for me. And then there was the worst nightmare I've had. I can watch it now but back then it fucked with me badly

  • @njtowers4960
    @njtowers4960 3 роки тому

    The actor that plays Finn I think is the best actor in the movie. He really gets into the role.

  • @a-patheticmegaming3683
    @a-patheticmegaming3683 3 роки тому +1

    pretty sure when he said the game was "barely legal" he meant young, or new in this sense.......dont ask me how i know....

  • @s.nifrum4580
    @s.nifrum4580 4 роки тому +2

    0:00 to 0:39
    We laugh but Hollywood is stupid enough to do that

  • @bongchoof
    @bongchoof 7 років тому

    this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine

  • @jacob_yancosky
    @jacob_yancosky 6 років тому

    your editing is amazing,props.

  • @dr.flipside7035
    @dr.flipside7035 7 років тому +1

    11:44 What's surprising is that being paused to death sounds scarier than getting ran over by a horse.

  • @havesomecarrots
    @havesomecarrots 9 років тому +2

    ah yes, i remember in silent hill 4 when i got got the hyper blaster and there were multiple bosses

  • @bobgunter9608
    @bobgunter9608 2 роки тому

    I just realized that the guy who plays the cop who didn’t get killed is from the wire and this is during the same time is the wire. So bunk from the wire is playing disbelieve cop number one.

  • @eljacobo5195
    @eljacobo5195 7 років тому +1

    Malcolm in the Middle just screamed "BITCH THAT'S CHEATING" and yall say this movie's bad

  • @thehammersmithcrumpetradar
    @thehammersmithcrumpetradar Рік тому

    Stay Alive: Making gamers learn historical context since 2006

  • @DieHardAlien
    @DieHardAlien 9 років тому +1

    That ending was great!!!

  • @smb-c3po
    @smb-c3po 9 років тому +1

    Another great video, Phelan.
    How many videos are you planning to upload today?

  • @theponydalek7923
    @theponydalek7923 7 років тому

    "You spent your entire life dying in video games, now you do you want to play a game?"

  • @nexusgiga
    @nexusgiga 9 років тому +1

    i... i liked this movie when i was younger? omfg

  • @minakohiashi8882
    @minakohiashi8882 6 років тому +1

    I like Fatal Frame that is one of my favorite horror video game series

  • @harryking3215
    @harryking3215 7 років тому +2

    As a gamer I hate this movie but love this review

  • @ShotgunLlama
    @ShotgunLlama 9 років тому +4

    rip in pepperoni phelous

    • @U014B
      @U014B 8 років тому +2

      Rest in Spaghetti
      Never Forghetti

  • @alastarwolfe1338
    @alastarwolfe1338 6 років тому

    I actually really like this movie lol but to each his own 😊 I love your reviews they always make me laugh 😁

  • @chillbaloo5346
    @chillbaloo5346 8 років тому +11

    What's the "I intend to find out" clip from?

    • @phelous
      @phelous  8 років тому +31

      Reboot!

    • @chillbaloo5346
      @chillbaloo5346 8 років тому +9

      Phelan Porteous
      Thanks man, you're the best!

  • @GAMESYSTEMHUNTER
    @GAMESYSTEMHUNTER 7 років тому

    13:08 boxed, probably new dreamcasts for sale in 2006? no, not in a million years. its more believable that the store has a boxed 64 (or just the box) on display on the top shelf there than several dreamcasts for sale.

  • @GlitchMasterFaZe
    @GlitchMasterFaZe 4 роки тому +1

    0:57 were those things falling in the background intentional or not? Cause if it wasn't that made the seen even funnier.

  • @a.jlewissonicski5278
    @a.jlewissonicski5278 8 місяців тому

    23:12 The Game Over theme is Deck the Halls