totally, im also a gay man, so it might just be the "im not attracted to women" thing....I mean no offense to her, but yeah....her energy seems very geared towards the negative......crazy eyes, psychotic eyes. @@HalkerVeil
That's a big difference between men and women. A man can meet a buddy that he hasn't seen in years, spend 30 minutes with him, and when the wife asks: "What did you talk about?", the guy can reply:"Nothing, really". "Well, is he married? Any kids? What's his job?" "Don't know. Didn't ask." The guy's not hiding anything, he's probably telling the truth.
Ayup, guys just go for the relevant info and nothing else. Your friends personal life ain't relevant to hanging out, so don't need to know. He'll bring em up if he's proud about em, then you congratulate him and go back to hanging out.
I feel like us guys mostly catch up with eachother in terms of bonding over mutual interests more so than personal life stuff. Like talking about sports, video games, anime, or whatever, you know what i mean.
I am 69 and worked in London since I was 17 years old, since 1971. I have worked in a variety of environments with a variety of people. With most Men,I could work for years and, barely, know,if they have kids or their wives' name. With Women, within a week,I, usually,found out their neighbour;s cousin's cat's name ...:)
I love the line from Goodwill Hunting by Robin Williams when you're gray and old the most significant things you are reminded about your partner are the imperfections.
I love Ash admits that she is like that. When my girlfriend started on a story tangent, i would keep listening but get a bowl of popcorn, 2 litre of Pepsi, and a sandwich to settle in for the journey. Like T.I. said in Ant-Man and The Wasp, "You put a quarter in, you have to pet the song play."
I like thast she's self aware about how she's exactly that type of woman. the fact you two can even talk about this openly and be chill about it is an accomplisdhment on its own lol
I love when I watch couples react about topics of relationship. When a man just smiles and the viewer are asking themselves if it's true or not. While the woman has a very big smile and is shocked thinking is this true? Great reaction. 🤣
Dave you got a great woman. Any woman that gets what patrice is saying here and is self aware enough to know what they are doing and tries not too is a keeper. lol
It's most women that are like that, so don't feel like it's only you lol. I truly think that one of the things that women need to try and understand about men is we really value peace and quiet from time to time. Home should be a place where you aren't getting bombarded with drama and long winded conversations cosntantly. It's fine if your girlfriend/wife wants to sit and vent to you and talk about problems. But having that all the time ends up making men feel trapped like he was saying earlier in the video. Which you never wanna feel at home. So if women can take anything away from this, just know that your man would really appreciate it if you just give him a peaceful, relaxed area when he gets home. We are pretty simple in that way.
100%. I can hang with my dad, or my male friends for hours and barely say a word and just enjoy being around each other. Nobody feels awkward or feels the need to fill the dead air. At the same time, we can have HOURS long conversations about things that actually matter and are interesting. My mom and my female friends feel the need to talk even when they are alone, if not to just hear their own voice...drives me nuts. I wish I wasn't only attracted to women, because there's only such a small percentage of them that I'm compatible with haha
I think men feel this way until they have a girl who is a really to themselves. It’s easy to complain about something when you haven’t experienced the opposite. What most people want is balance. Spend quality time together, but at times you both need space
@@justlooking1087 I don't think that is correct, honestly. More quiet, chill women are gonna be better at keeping men long term, then someone with opposite personality traits to the overall majority. Loud, entitled, obnoxious, super out going women tend to do alot worse with keeping men long term.
@@CliffArmijo Neither me or the bit said anything about obnoxious, loud women. I said that men like to have their alone time, but we also like to have a woman who is present and attentive to our needs. We like quality time, and we like to have a woman who pays attention enough to see what we need in the moment and caters to that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I like her so much! She's hilarious! 😊 I love that she's not all butt hurt about this content because a lot of women are when they watch it with their men. Good pick Dave!
I dont think she comprehends just how much he cared for her in that moment when she said to just sit down play some ps while she tidy up the place. Moments like that can gives a man the fuel to do all that Patrice was joking about. But these two seems very fit for one another, her reactions were adorable.
Youre killin it Dave, online and with your lady too. Happy for you, bruv! Everything happens for a reason mate, keep it up 🤙 and the audio engineering is fucking CRISP, my boi
There is part of a Bill Burr routine that came to mind when the eyes glazing over was mentioned when listening to a story - I found it in the one called "Losing yer shit, marriage etc." which also explains how some of his attitudes have developed due to the way his father was.
🧐Wow. Couples therapy provided by the late, great Patrice O'Neal. 👉Boy, if you guys can keep this dynamic going, with all the stuff that hits you as life progresses... you just look like that couple that you see interviewed in their 70's looking back on a life well lived and smiling at each other. A pleasure to see. 👫💙💜💯
Patrice is so underrated. I dont think anyone is funnier than he was. Hes like the black version of Bill Burr, which is no surprise as they were really good friends.
That playstation story is the same feeling as Bill Burr's story about the "unexpected sandwich". We men will give so major points to little "peace moments" stuff like that, it's hard to explain and harder to understand. :v
Your wife reminds me of mine. Quite self aware and has a sense of humor about it. Rare in a woman (and I'm not some young bloke, married almost 27 years). She's a keeper, nice job mate.
This is why the male lion patrols his territory alone or with another male. He knows his harem of lionesses are in the territory but wont spend 1 minute more than necessary with them to feed, mate and relax lol. The lionesses are in the dwelling, just not in his face.
I really enjoyed this along with you're beautiful wife & i also liked how he got the jokes along with his beautiful wife bc the end is absolutely true about wives / moms.
That alone time is the reason for the classic stereotype (at least in USA) of dad taking so long in the bathroom. He just wants to be alone and read his magazine
[Edit - this has become one of my fav channels and the duo is great chem] - Two requests for having my attention and attentive ear... if I don't talk in the morning, other than a "hey Love", give me 15-30 minutes to become human... and if I come home and it's been a S#itstorm on your side... give a kiss or a hug or a hey, but let me change my clothes from the days labor and I'm all yours in 20 minutes. I don't receive ambush well. Decompression time is healthy.
If you want to see some of the funniest Patrice clips you need to search Patrice O'Neal on the Opie and Anthony show, the O and A show was on xm radio so its completely uncensored.
You and Ash and then you and the Blokes should react to some Nate Jackson. He puts me in mind of Patrice O'Neal a little but does crowd work comedy like Matt Rife. I know that the OB's would love him for sure!
2 years ago back when i was single i laugh at this jokes but i was like i dont really know what it mean...but after i got married i start to understand and can relate because i like to be alone sometimes at the house somewhere minding my own thing while my wife somewhere else doing her own stuff but when she out,going to work or being out with her friend i start to feel lonely..huhu
The fact these two can talk about this dynamic and laugh about it is a real relationship goal.
I dunno if its me but I get the total opposite, she gives me massive red flags.....
@@MsJasperr One mans red flags are another mans... (insert words UA-cam thinks are red flags.)
@@MsJasperr Red flags are a binary method of filtering out people. But the problem with that is people are not computers.
totally, im also a gay man, so it might just be the "im not attracted to women" thing....I mean no offense to her, but yeah....her energy seems very geared towards the negative......crazy eyes, psychotic eyes.
@@HalkerVeil
@@MsJasperr That's physical genetics.
This is as on point as it gets RIP Patrice
Now you know give poor Dave a break, he loves you very much but this whole thing is true for almost every guy in the world if he admits to it or not.
I love how she keeps looking at him like "is this true?"
Patrice from the grave: YES BITCH!!!
Love how Dave stayed looking forward 😂❤
Dave? The look on your face when Patrice said that about loving a woman and not liking them at the same time... Priceless, brother!!
Patrice was one in a million. Dude was beyond hilarious. His delivery and style was just something else. Legend.
More like one and done. There will never be another. He was one of a kind!
Keep looking straight Dave. Don’t make any eye contact with her when she looks at you. Stay focused and keep your eyes ahead.
That's a big difference between men and women. A man can meet a buddy that he hasn't seen in years, spend 30 minutes with him, and when the wife asks: "What did you talk about?", the guy can reply:"Nothing, really".
"Well, is he married? Any kids? What's his job?"
"Don't know. Didn't ask."
The guy's not hiding anything, he's probably telling the truth.
Ayup, guys just go for the relevant info and nothing else. Your friends personal life ain't relevant to hanging out, so don't need to know. He'll bring em up if he's proud about em, then you congratulate him and go back to hanging out.
I feel like us guys mostly catch up with eachother in terms of bonding over mutual interests more so than personal life stuff. Like talking about sports, video games, anime, or whatever, you know what i mean.
She should have asked, "where's he working now?" lmfao
Men can like eachother despite their circumstances lol. I dont care what job a guy does, I dont want to talk about his or my job
"I just thought you liked really long showers", *dead*
I am 69 and worked in London since I was 17 years old, since 1971. I have worked in a variety of environments with a variety of people.
With most Men,I could work for years and, barely, know,if they have kids or their wives' name.
With Women, within a week,I, usually,found out their neighbour;s cousin's cat's name ...:)
SO TRUE!!
Just judging from afar, this is the first time I’ve seen y’all, but marry this woman please, sir!!!!!!!
8:30 lol what a healthy relationship. I wish all women had Ash's awareness. Dave you lucky dog 😂😂
Really nice of her to be cool, and really nice of him to publicly praise her for it
Patrice O'neal def comedy will get her attention right away. Great reaction yall.
I love the line from Goodwill Hunting by Robin Williams when you're gray and old the most significant things you are reminded about your partner are the imperfections.
I love Ash admits that she is like that. When my girlfriend started on a story tangent, i would keep listening but get a bowl of popcorn, 2 litre of Pepsi, and a sandwich to settle in for the journey. Like T.I. said in Ant-Man and The Wasp, "You put a quarter in, you have to pet the song play."
You can tell that she is absolutely in love with him. And such a beautiful and fun wife. God bless them both.
Oh my god YYYYUCK 🤮 you couldn’t be any more cringe.
I like thast she's self aware about how she's exactly that type of woman. the fact you two can even talk about this openly and be chill about it is an accomplisdhment on its own lol
I love when I watch couples react about topics of relationship. When a man just smiles and the viewer are asking themselves if it's true or not. While the woman has a very big smile and is shocked thinking is this true? Great reaction. 🤣
You pair are just delightful
She’s beautiful omg
Elephant In The Room is Patrice O'Neal's Crown Jewel Of Specials. What an amazing comedian.
Just play her darn the Nasty Show part 1 and 2.
I don’t know if she’s ready for that.
@hughfuller8416 she keeps saying she wants the hard stuff. You can't get any harder than talking about busting a 🥜 for 15 minutes.
You gotta build up to that! 😂
@@1trumantucker1 I agree.
@@hughfuller8416nah, she's a big girl. She can handle it.
Hahah cute couple. Patrice is one of the GOATS
Dave you got a great woman. Any woman that gets what patrice is saying here and is self aware enough to know what they are doing and tries not too is a keeper. lol
100%
It's most women that are like that, so don't feel like it's only you lol. I truly think that one of the things that women need to try and understand about men is we really value peace and quiet from time to time. Home should be a place where you aren't getting bombarded with drama and long winded conversations cosntantly. It's fine if your girlfriend/wife wants to sit and vent to you and talk about problems. But having that all the time ends up making men feel trapped like he was saying earlier in the video. Which you never wanna feel at home. So if women can take anything away from this, just know that your man would really appreciate it if you just give him a peaceful, relaxed area when he gets home. We are pretty simple in that way.
100%. I can hang with my dad, or my male friends for hours and barely say a word and just enjoy being around each other. Nobody feels awkward or feels the need to fill the dead air. At the same time, we can have HOURS long conversations about things that actually matter and are interesting.
My mom and my female friends feel the need to talk even when they are alone, if not to just hear their own voice...drives me nuts.
I wish I wasn't only attracted to women, because there's only such a small percentage of them that I'm compatible with haha
@@willvr4 "Silence is never an embarrassment amongst friends"...
I think men feel this way until they have a girl who is a really to themselves. It’s easy to complain about something when you haven’t experienced the opposite. What most people want is balance. Spend quality time together, but at times you both need space
@@justlooking1087 I don't think that is correct, honestly. More quiet, chill women are gonna be better at keeping men long term, then someone with opposite personality traits to the overall majority. Loud, entitled, obnoxious, super out going women tend to do alot worse with keeping men long term.
@@CliffArmijo Neither me or the bit said anything about obnoxious, loud women. I said that men like to have their alone time, but we also like to have a woman who is present and attentive to our needs. We like quality time, and we like to have a woman who pays attention enough to see what we need in the moment and caters to that.
Don't ever let this one go Dave
Right? She is beautiful and got a great sense of humor. Not a lot of women like that these days..
I think you two are a really good couple.
Ain't that better now that you finally showed Ash a great Patrice stand up bit? 😂
If ash is the same person in videos as she is in real life she seems spectacular. Lovely couple you two make.
Hilarious....and Patrice was funny too lol
Thats a great reaction! I still stand by the early 90s Chris Rock stuff. He paved the way for a lot of todays comics.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I like her so much! She's hilarious! 😊 I love that she's not all butt hurt about this content because a lot of women are when they watch it with their men. Good pick Dave!
You two are a great couple!
I dont think she comprehends just how much he cared for her in that moment when she said to just sit down play some ps while she tidy up the place.
Moments like that can gives a man the fuel to do all that Patrice was joking about.
But these two seems very fit for one another, her reactions were adorable.
Just wanna say you guys are awesome and I want what you guys have. That trust and understanding but also pure banter! Big love guys
Someone felt a little targeted with this one lol, love it.
Youre killin it Dave, online and with your lady too. Happy for you, bruv! Everything happens for a reason mate, keep it up 🤙 and the audio engineering is fucking CRISP, my boi
omg you two are adorable
This was an awesome and genuine reaction. Your interaction even made the skit better. Just awesome.
She looks at him like "I dare you to laugh" 💀
"Women have to like you to sleep with you, men have to like you to sleep with you again."
-Patrice O'Neal
I can see the pain in his eyes it's almost a laugh and A cry at the same time😂😅😢
Aaawww you guys are cute and I love your communication!
Wish you lots more love!
You did nohhhh! That might have been the cutest thing i've ever heard :)
Legendary set.
LOL She may be "Stereotypical" but I am also sure Ash is a lot of fun to hang around.
"That's what showers are for" omg lmao XD
I think his funniest is the one called high quality white woman, i laughed way too hard at that one.
I love the dynamic of your interaction a lot. Love your channel +1 sub
Have y'all seen patrice's bit on men caring about women's health vs how women care about mens health its so great n honest👍
this was a direct clip for ash.
RIP Patrice, providing therapy for couples from above.
Do u love and like me??
Sometimes yeah but sometimes u really fuck with me.. was classic 😂
“I love you so much just give me a chance to decompress when I come home.” -A phrase every man will say eventually
There is part of a Bill Burr routine that came to mind when the eyes glazing over was mentioned when listening to a story - I found it in the one called "Losing yer shit, marriage etc." which also explains how some of his attitudes have developed due to the way his father was.
from tunisia.. I like so much your reactions.. Beautifull couple
Always interesting to see a couple react to Patrice. 😂😂😂
Patrice was the GOAT, and so accurate on everything. Hope everyone reacts to Black Philip too
🧐Wow. Couples therapy provided by the late, great Patrice O'Neal.
👉Boy, if you guys can keep this dynamic going, with all the stuff that hits you as life progresses... you just look like that couple that you see interviewed in their 70's looking back on a life well lived and smiling at each other. A pleasure to see. 👫💙💜💯
Patrice is so underrated. I dont think anyone is funnier than he was. Hes like the black version of Bill Burr, which is no surprise as they were really good friends.
Definitely gotta do his Def Jam bit, as well as Harassment Day, High Quality White Woman, The Nasty Show…
Keep going! More Patrice until she learns 😂
"Men wanna be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves."
I agree with patrice 100%.
He's basically saying women should be seen and not heard.
That was cute
tis ws funny lol and you two are cool.. its always good to communicate
10:26 "thats what long showers are for" 😂fucking nailed it
Love your dynamic 🎉❤
That playstation story is the same feeling as Bill Burr's story about the "unexpected sandwich".
We men will give so major points to little "peace moments" stuff like that, it's hard to explain and harder to understand. :v
We don't want to be alone. But we like being by ourselves.
"Silence is never an embarrassment amongst friends"..
Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin?!
The fact she admitted that I would run through a brick wall to get away.
Your wife reminds me of mine. Quite self aware and has a sense of humor about it. Rare in a woman (and I'm not some young bloke, married almost 27 years). She's a keeper, nice job mate.
This is why the male lion patrols his territory alone or with another male. He knows his harem of lionesses are in the territory but wont spend 1 minute more than necessary with them to feed, mate and relax lol. The lionesses are in the dwelling, just not in his face.
he knew what he was doing when he showed this video to her.
Dave is a funny dude,all whilst keeping a straight face😂
You e got a good women that actually understands
yall are super cute she seems great dave
This was a reaction proper
I really enjoyed this along with you're beautiful wife & i also liked how he got the jokes along with his beautiful wife bc the end is absolutely true about wives / moms.
Anyone else picturing a Dave & Ash pretzel now?
...... Just me? ....
You guys would love Ralphie May. His "$98 Salad" is fun.
Thank God for your ninja reflex's sir! lol
Here we go 😊
That alone time is the reason for the classic stereotype (at least in USA) of dad taking so long in the bathroom. He just wants to be alone and read his magazine
[Edit - this has become one of my fav channels and the duo is great chem] - Two requests for having my attention and attentive ear... if I don't talk in the morning, other than a "hey Love", give me 15-30 minutes to become human... and if I come home and it's been a S#itstorm on your side... give a kiss or a hug or a hey, but let me change my clothes from the days labor and I'm all yours in 20 minutes. I don't receive ambush well. Decompression time is healthy.
Now that is what reaction means
"Wrapped up in some weird, I love you, hot vine"
Ey. That's one dude from Office Blocks innit😃
Literally bought a chair for the shower so I can just sit there and relax under hot water.
Hmmmm I wanna believe Dave but ash also seems like she’d never harass Dave 😂😂😂😂😂
If you want to see some of the funniest Patrice clips you need to search Patrice O'Neal on the Opie and Anthony show, the O and A show was on xm radio so its completely uncensored.
I like Dave. He’s the only genuine one from Office Blokes
You and Ash and then you and the Blokes should react to some Nate Jackson. He puts me in mind of Patrice O'Neal a little but does crowd work comedy like Matt Rife. I know that the OB's would love him for sure!
bravo...to both of ye
I show this clips to my wife..no im living a good life 🥹 she understand me now..
2 years ago back when i was single i laugh at this jokes but i was like i dont really know what it mean...but after i got married i start to understand and can relate because i like to be alone sometimes at the house somewhere minding my own thing while my wife somewhere else doing her own stuff but when she out,going to work or being out with her friend i start to feel lonely..huhu
We need Dave back in OB maaaan.