Ned Woodman | FULL Audition & Performances | BRITIAN'S GOT TALENT 2017 FINALIST
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Savage 8 year old roasts the judges, including Simon. Full performances by Ned Woodman.
"NED Woodman might look cute as a button, but his savage jokes about the Britain’s Got Talent judges left audiences divided after his first audition."
I own nothing. Full creds to Britian's Got Talent.
Judges: Exist
Ned Woodman: I'm about to end their whole career
Kalisto Naruto no
dude he roasted all of us
Hardly. Where is he?
Treu
I would agree and laugh but u have a fortnite profile
Aleisha:”I love him already “ 2secs later starts roasting everyone
She still loved him tho...
Emily Brading
Emily Brading SSKSKSKSKSKS
I think that was. Amanda
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂
Amanda: *smiles*
Ned: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career
Sammy Lawrence aren’t you dead
Sweetie Sparkles Sammy Lawrence dies in the Batim game
Sweetie Sparkles omfg it’s a joke for people who have played the game, some fans care. Goodbye.
I don't understand what she said about Amanda " Amanda holdens been on it for years"
Ned: I'm about to put down a talking dog
Bully in the school: NERDDDDD!!!
(Cafeteria)
This kid: So you have chosen death.
I know right : reply 1
Reply: 2.797648137
Reply 3
My words hit harder than your punches...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can we just talk how Amanda just got schooled by Ned, age: 8.
He is nine
Joanne Walker he was 8 here
FBI Kermit, LOL
*9
Correction 9
If he had won the finals, imagine this kid insulting the queen
If the queen thinks he is cute and funny then it won't be a problem. If not, then hes gonna be in prison for a long time
oh yes
I don’t think he will be allowed in the palace even if he wins
Omg
😮 If he won the finals..... I'm scared what would've happened
I love how sometimes he makes eye contact with the camera and just says
“Savage”
Bananangel 69 like
@@Cody-hr1xi 690
@@thewusociety6061 damn 2 years ago
@@Cody-hr1xi lol
1k like
Oh my god I love Ned's confidence! He had the nerve to actually get up on BGT 2017 and roast all the judges! Even Ant and Dec XD
This is that one kid who you can never win an argument with.
Holy flipping amazballs, this is the most likes I’ve ever got, you guys are great
Marty Mcmarty truuuu
Marty Mcmarty PFFT get physical with em
Not true ive won multiple arguements with him
I would be able to win in an argument I am stubborn as fuuuuuge
lily vuong me too but he’s so savage.
"One Direction went their separate ways, THATS IRONIC"
GOD I CANT THIS KID DUDE
Sophia Schaller that was hilirious lmao
IKR -> but
I'm just happy there's someone so young who actually knows what the word "ironic" means. Most adults I've met don't.
Sophia Schaller I like the dog on your pic😁🐶🐶🐶😄
i don’t get it
“Why were people so exited about that talking dog on BGT? Amanda Holden’s been on it for years!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
Could you please explain what been on it for years means
@@heythere2904 ........He called her a dog.
@@mhyageorges922 oh he did damn 😂. Thank you
Hey There it means she has been doing it for years
@@sparkey3800 thanks man
Ned: One Direction have gone their seperate ways
Me:DONT REMIND ME!
😂
Lol underrated
😂😂😂😂
I love how the song Troublemaker just plays after he finish his jokes...
thats not the name of the song, its called "So What" by P!NK
Badusername2000 Really? Now that's embarrassing😌😌😌
Badusername2000 No, I mean at the end not at the beginning..
You're right, it is troublemaker :3
Nightcore Nothing me too
Simon didn’t look very happy when they announced Ned’s name
Saiki Chan yeah
He was happy, he was just nervous because he got obliterated by that kid in his previous auditions.
Omfg saikiiiiiiii!!!
@oMa Dynasty he was scared that ned would roast him
KUSUO
This is what I think every comedian should start with:
Judge: the stage is yours
Comedian: then can I keep it...?
Or ‘why don’t you want it?’
Emmie_Epic same with me
Haven't you watched Gatees kandis
Saugatey who’s that
That's terrible,you have no humor at all
I love how the judges had a great sense of humor and enjoyed Ned roasting them- that’s why I’ve always loved the bgt judges
Kid roast judges: everyone: hahaha hes so cute
Adult roast judges: everyone: wow hes such a jerk hes so mean
Gxrth the adult you may be thinking of is Alex Hooper
So true 😂
Same
Jeah i mean simon laughed at both but the other judges got butthurt. I mean heidi klum is not that likeable
Yeah I know right that’s really unfair
Simon is like I better drink this before he burn me with his words
Yes
NAOMI KHOR XD
NAOMI KHOR I
Oi
!
"I wonder why people were so excited about that talking dog Amanda's here all the time " *I HAVE DIED*
That’s just rude mate calling women dogs is really offensive
LOL
WASTED
It's not funny anymore....
Dina Elmoulakate that's not even what he said 🙄 he said Idk why everyone is so excited about the talking dog on Britian's got talent. Amanda Hoover's has been here for years.
Everyone: what a roaster. He is so funny.
Me: I love their British accent
So do I
@@adetoyanpoetic9205 im british i hate my accent lol
@@nancyyy397 I love British accent I'm Australian but I always use British accent
bri ish
@@tempest9568 I want an Aussie accent so bad! I wish I lived there
Simon and Ramsay finally found their son
Yasmine Ho omg lol yes😂😂
Omg yesssss I wish I can get burned by one of them one day
Yasmine Ho hahaha
Lol!
Lol
“ are you sure I’m not your dad? “ - simon wow lol
Up
@@missamieholly2313 You're right actually xDDDD
Wow you have goog jokes
What if you were in a argument with this kid.
Destroyed
I would be roasted so hard by the time he was done I would be a burnt stake
Savage
Dam
This kid is a legend
I would properly walk away and in the corner imma cry
The music makes it sooo much better and I love the way how he looks at the camera and says “Savage”
“Who wrote this rubbish?”
“Was it David Walliams?”
David books are good
160th like
Nope :3 :4 :5 :6
That got me LOL!
I think his books are great
Imagine if he's 20+ yo and perform this the crowd will be booing him or in silent and yeah 4 X from the judges too
I know, they wouldn't think he's cute if he was an adult. There is actually an audition in America's Got Talent of a man named Alex Hooper. He did the same thing as Ned did and everyone was booing him and said he was rude. You should watch it to see for yourself.
@@gman6572 I saw that Simon was able to take the joke but to be fair he is always the butt of the jokes for half of the comedians from Britain's got talent and a lot higher percentage of the Impersonator's so he'll judge on if said jokes were funny or not (which tbf they weren't they were kinda shit he does not present his jokes well at all but the fact people complained about his rudeness rather than the fact he just wasn't funny was stupid) From what I remember (haven't watched properly in years mind so could be so damn wrong) the judges on the british version and the crowds aren't actually that thin skinned and will also judge on actual humour (would still boo Alex though cause he didn't have that)
@@gman6572 I've checked
I'm not from America, so I don't know the subtleties, but seems that he did exactly the same thing as this kid, which I don't find necessarily funny, but again I don't know these kind of stuff...whatever, if people like him :-?
@@gman6572 i think the americas got talent judges are a lot more sensetive tbh
there was one comedian on britain's got talent that added some insults and the judges took it pretty well (especially amanda i love her)
@@gman6572 ua-cam.com/video/hgVZtxnNpeg/v-deo.html
Finally someone on simons level. You see him silent for once and smiling
For the record, on the show, Ned roasted the judges and risked not getting through, got to the semis and roasted all of the acts that he had to suck backstage with, and then he even warned the royal family on national television that he was coming for them whether they liked it or not. One of my favorite things about him is he never apologizes or fixes anything he says and just continued with his act as if no one was watching when millions tuned in. A true natural and one of BGT’s best ever acts- he should have been on Champions
Amanda was like "ooh he's so cute". "Savage mode" XD. Then burns Amanda fist... Lol
Hahahahah
I love this kid. He’s got so much confidence and he’s actually good.
Someone finally used Ironic CORRECTLY. I have hope for future generations now.
Exile_Sky aa
Ned: who hear is enjoying themself?
Amanda: * rases hand*
Ned: not for long...😂
here* raises*
I guess you could say Ned was pushing Amanda's buttons
Kindaaa a Tornado machine no he. is chicky and savage
Kindaaa a Tornado machine no no no no no we don't we just no no NOOOOOO
I see what you did there. Very funny
Kindaaa a Tornado machine oh god
Kindaaa a Tornado machine bad dad joke
“What I really wanted. Was his MONEY”
I’m dead 😂
Same can't stop laughing 😂
Im just in hysterics aswell lol 😂😂😂
I didn't understand what he said before that
In ten years I'll be buying a ticket to his Broadway stand up act when he's *sir ned Woodman*
7 years left
6 now
@ginarosie 5 years left!
His little smug face after roasting Amanda is everything
Woah, calm down you nonce. All he's doing is performing
@@DieHardRedemption the fact that this person said absolutely NOTHING wrong makes your comment 10 times funnier.
@@Meowymeowmeow33 I know
He walks out and acts all cute,then BANG SAVAGE 😂
Stfu and go back to UA-cam kids
if it was a 40 yr old man telling those jokes he would get thrown off the stage
Martin Zupančič yeah exactly lmao
A comedian has to work with the best material he can give. They have to orient there comedy to express themselves. A good 40 yr old comic would come up with something else. This kid plays on the fact that he’s little which is just brilliant for that age.
Haha this is so true I found him so boring
Martin Zupančič true
So so so true
He's gonna be a roast master some day.
Eshuenfri Da Big Smokar what r u talking about he already is
He could improve.
Arrogant? I think he's just confident.
Eshuenfri Da Big Smokar please don’t use the word “roast”. The way it is used isn’t even the right way to use it.
I know, but you won't find a lot of logic on the internet.
Ned reaches high school and has auditioned for the talent show to roast his teachers and gets kicked out
😂😂
I loved it how in the beginning everyone was like "aww.. he's so cute.. he's so sweet" "oh, I love him already" and once he started roasting!!! 😲😲😂😂😂
Oh BOIII..pheww..
Shut up
Tbh, I was like ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH'' all the time
Lou Loliyum ikr
i cant understand the joke
He basically said she's a bitch
Y
TheNo85307 me to
at the begging he said savage twice to make sure they could here him LOL 😂😂
lily esparza *beginning, *hear
U are so bad at comeidy😈😈
Robyn Muldoon You are so bad at grammar.
I also love how he just picks every one off one by one be that was beautiful
Ned : all these losers trying to get famous .... other wise known as the judges
😂😂😂 #SAVAGE
@@chenlegend9576 savage
Savage
Savage
When he said to the judges "I should give you a break"
He should have gave them a kit kat
😂 I’m the 100th like
Ikr I thought the same
I smiled at that
Or an actual break
You just made my day 😂😂😂😂😂
Wtf..
He had a guts to press that button..😯
?
@@metic3252 4:58 They were talking about when Ned pressed Amanda's button
@@angquangminh1046 what he talking about amanda... I cant understand
You mean she
@@saltykills2181 i mean ned
Amanda: I love him already,
Ned: *im gonna ruin this mans carrer*
MAN! She's a woman
Career*
Kudos to the judges for giving this young man his first commercial experience....they have lifted this kids dreams...
Get dumped on this kid is a legend
220 like
he is a mastered comedian
He should've won
His jokes are so FUN`NNNNNNY
Mastered Ultra instinct goku he could make a ton of money doing comedy
David's growing old😓
He's my favorite judge
I love how every one adores him and his cuteness until he roasts everybody😂😂
Okay, is Simon this kid's tutor or something?...
spidey1100
I’m pretty sure he also takes side lessons with Gordon Ramsay
Of course
DEFINATLY
This KID is Simon and Gordon's TUTOR cuz this kid tactful, savage, but NOT sassy. He does his homework on these judges.
Marie Koepsel I don't think he wrote his material
2018 December anyone?
edit:Well i guess it's 2019
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Dadu Jamila me
Me
Yes me!
Dadu Jamila yep
Mee
this kid straight up roasted one f the judges in the first 10 seconds
he is a god
all hail ned the roaster
all hail the toaster!!!
@@carsonhughell8175 you said toaster lol
HAIL NED THE TOASTER
All hail Ned the toaster!
I love how when Ned roasted Ant and Dec, David literally got up from his seat to clap LMAO
I love how innocent he looks and then just a massive FUCK YOU to the judges outta nowhere
NeXon you are so right omg
100% true
NeXon asz
NeXon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😷😷😷😝🇬🇧
Came here from the video of the American roaster who just auditioned for AGT. Brits have a far better sense of humor. I want to relocate to England immediately. Simon seemed especially amused.
Jordan S what about the other British judge? None of the current AGT judges are American anyway.
Lol I came from that agt video too, after reading comment section
Jordan S I think you better be fast about it.
Americans used to have a great sense of humor before the loser ass fuckin PC crowd took the media over.
I know Brits are the funniest people on the planet
I'm still waiting to hear Gordon ramsay scream that's my son
Edit 1: thanks for the likes 💙
So true
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
your welcome
😂
Uhm yES
"He's a cross dresser"
"He gets cross when he can't find his socks"
Me: Ha, I thought-
Lol
I never understood that
I didn’t understand it either
Neither
@@suryshoonteith915 Cross = Angry. Exa: She stared across the table at the man crossly...
Just wait til this kid is older he’s gonna rule the world
Aww I wanna hug him ... he is so cute ... but I think hugging him will BURN 😂🔥🔥🔥
Manahil Tariq de
Manahil Tariq nnxxn
Manahil Tariq XD 😂
AWESOME! 😎
Manahil Tariq Savage
"I love him already" five seconds later -hits buzzer- that's Amanda
Alesha said that not Amanda
FoxLover Adorable ji
FoxLover Adorable how did u get that font
XD
-wow-
You know they will rule the world when they walk onto Britain’s got talent with a ‘trust me I’m going to win’ look
Ned,your gonna be hit in the face if you do that in highschool
I bet he will get a lot of laughs
I hope he gets hit
Diego Ibarra Why?
@Diego Ibarra getting offended by a kid I see. What a weak loser
Naaaah, he looks like a nerd now for the show, I guess, and because he is 8, by the age of 15 he will be the Lord of his class and he will dress like a thug
For all the people that are saying an adult would have gotten kicked off. It isnt about his age, it’s about the delivery. He was clearly joking. The one guy on AGT was very disrespectful.
Yea but it’s just not funny to be honest
@@mrmeeps9708 It is he's the only one out of the few comedians that made me laugh hard even Preacher Lawson wasn't funny to me here!
“How old are u Ned?”
“Uh 8”
“Aweee” *crowd loves him*
Me:
“How old are u?”
“I’m 13”
“.... that’s nice”
British humor at it’s finest. Well done Ned!
Ive been nine for four days
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ive been 14 for 2 min
Friends: oh nice whatever
happy birthday. I'm from the future.
Pro Panda I’m from the future’s future.
im from the future's future's future
I’m from the futures futures futures futures
@@-wxrriorcxts-4750 I'm from the future's future future future's future
that first line took me by such surprise when i first saw it. i was laughing so hard.
Luke Millner you saw a punchline? Wow
+Rian Canini
Luke is dumb😂
In 20 years time:
*Ned applying for a highschool teacher job*
Name: Ned Woodman
Age: 28
Role: -Teaching English- *How To Roast 101*
he would be 31 now he turned 9 on the show and he was on the show 2 years ago
How a b oUt hE l3arNs hOw to RsTe 2093464373827
@@jackcerven2415 9+2is 11 years not 31
@@jackcerven2415𝕃𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 sᴜᴄᴋs 🅺🅸🅳
@@JustF.R.I.E.N.D.S. font ap
he is the physical embodiment of "Don't Judge a Book by its Cover."
OMG,Yesssssss
If he was 30 he would've been kicked off. And don't act like it's not true
Probaply
Nah but if this was on agt instead of btg he would've been kicked off, because that actualy happened
I was thinking the same thing🤣
tara mcgloin something similar to this happened to a man on agt here’s the link ua-cam.com/video/rStsx8SGsPc/v-deo.html
True
I would never wanna have a roast battle with this kid
I would
Graceful butterfly you would get destroyed
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Aleisha laughing,
Aleisha not dancing
Was my favorite part if the first one
i dont understand that joke
@@medina1998 he's saying she's a bad dancer
Alesha laughing, at least she’s not dancing
That’s what I believe he said
At least she is not dancing
It was at least she’s not dancing.
Simon: "I'm still likeable at times" 😂🤣😂🤣 the way he said that killed me
Me too 😀😀😀😀
Anyway how are you doing?
@@phillipgeorge1825 who, me? Freshly married (August 14th) and happier than I deserve
@@clarkcs13624 wow 😮
@@clarkcs13624 so how is it going?
all i have to do is copy the joke...
AND GET ON BGT
Now THATS talent
Alice Hutchinson all of them
Mistyyy or just try AGT and avoid Simon
The judges face when Ned was going into the finals.
Priceless.😂😂
yes why was that ?
Because he insults the hell out of them
He deserves the golden buzzer
Ned: goes to final
Simon: sips tea nervously
We got a kid defeating the dark lord himself here 😂😂😂
Honestly I didn't like his jokes but don't say I get offended easily I just don't think its funny
MilkFlippers I have srsly nothing to argue abt to that. It’s ur opinion that I respect 🙂
@@blackcrimson2831 thanks your actually chill
MilkFlippers hihi ur welcome 😁🙂
@@milkflippers8966probably because u didn’t catch them
When Ned pressed Amanda’s red buzzer, he should of said, “Oh, is this not the burn button?”! 😹 😹 😹
He ended her life bro 😂💀 1:06
Edit: HTF did this get 720 likes!
⚠☠ warning:roaster on the loose if u see him don't look him in the eye he will murder u with roasts
Kevin Jimenez XD!!!
I don't get the roast...
He called her a dog😱😲😂
Léa Dubois In short a female dog means a Bitch 😂 So he called her a bitch 😂
Simon’s face when they announced ned is going to the finals 🤣🤣🤣
yes why ?
Ned:Presses Amanda's buzzer
Also Ned:I could only get one joke out before I heard that sound that we all dread.
Everyone:Thinking that he meant the buzzer
Ned again:But after a while, you get used to Alesha's laugh
😆😅🤣😆😅🤣😆😅🤣
I just understood that joke now! And I have watched this a lot of times already!
everyone except alesha, that is. she knew exactly where that was going 😅
This kid is the only comedian I've ever found funny Love him. Hes also so cute
Sage Davis
ikr
Sage Davis try daliso he was also in BGT and he is hilarious 😂
Sage Davis man he goes to my school he's an idiot
Underwater Experiences Yeah right.
he is not cute super super super cute
I vote this kid for president like if u agree
Zoe Rodriguez yes
Its BGT so its Goverment. Just correction :p
no he should be a king :)
First of all kids cant be presidents :/
Taz Rewokia 2nd of all......??
Don Rickles pass away recently. The world needs a new roaster to keep the laughter alive.
ned is wise beyond his years. the judge need a good laugh every once in while
0:29 that girl is literally younger than him and she’s saying cute cuz he’s young
I know right. I was looking for this comment because as soon as she said that I was like "Girl? Really? You're awwing at him because he's 'young' but you look like you're six!"
LMAO IKR
Lol
She might be older
0:28 (just testing exactly what time it is)
Dude...
*He's kinda polite AND savage!*
Yeah I noticed. Makes it so much funnier and cuter.
It’s the accent
I’ve watched this video so many times. This kid is so funny, I want a kid like this to be on AGT
America or Australia? Cuz JJ is on Australia Got Talent.
Fab Performance Ned - Stay Savage i have saved your birthday in my calendar
There is no feeling better than getting well roasted by an 8-year-old
P.S. He should change his name to Ned Savage!
Andrew Bartlett My best friends last name is savage lol
I am friends with a Todd Savage and he is a 6th degree black belt!
Andrew Bartlett hes not 8 hes 9 or 10
He's not Logan Paul 😂😂
Good to see I wasn't the only one thinking up that name
Best thing in this video!!
when Ned says *Hear the sound that we all dread*
I heard someone in the audience say *My Mum*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It was Alesha asking "my laugh? " right?
Mr Piggles I
Omg it was Alisha’s but If I was there it would be me saying my mum 😂😂😂
Mr Piggles I think Alesha said my mom😜
Mr Piggles YEAH OMGGGGGG
He's roasting everyone this kid is a freaking savage
Edit: Thanks so much for the likes ❤️
True!!!
Hes not, his dad makes every single joke he said.
Laura Manzor he's like me but I'm older I'm 13
YA HE TOLD YOU HIM SELF
Laugh track continues
Laura Manzor yeah savage omg
We are 7 years later, I don't know how he's doing now, but I can say honestly, he's a great kid and very talented at his age, who would not love a kid like that. very well done Ned. I love you very much.
Ned:Felicia is laughing at lest she’s not dancing
Me 9 years age:where’s the Toothpaste.
Lukas Lauten wth
Lukas Lauten = same
Alesha not Felicia
At least*
Lukas Lauten no its alesha
Alesha lahing alesha not dancin
Ned Woodman: You've got to love shows like Britain's Got Talent and X Factor; where we all get to see that tedious singing robot, Gary Barlow.
What the look on Simon's face really meant when Ned said that: Uh-oh. He just roasted one of my other shows. That's not good.
The first thing David says "Is that you Dec?"
Taryn Jaskulke who's Dec?!
@@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 you don't know who Dec is
Dec is one of the presenters n gets the mickey took out of him coz he tiny.....the size of a child.......you get it now?
Taryn Jaskulke Kiki
@@jayscards7291 do you love me
This kid is absolutely amazing