Pekora's hilarious attempt at ASMR leaves Noel laughing and ears bleeding

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • imagine trying to relax having your ears cleaned and then all you hear is DON
    Short video so I didn't post an outro, but it's from their valentines ASMR. They were together in person as Pekora doesn't have the facilities to do ASMR with her own mic. • 【ASMR】綺麗なお姉さん達に癒されよう♪ ...
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    #UsadaPekora #ShiroganeNoel #Hololive #Vtuber #VirtualUA-camr

КОМЕНТАРІ • 350

  • @Nekomikuri
    @Nekomikuri  2 роки тому +1070

    3:43 pekora interpretation of a climax lmfao

    • @fellowninja
      @fellowninja 2 роки тому +61

      100% all holomen are degenelates deep down

    • @benebsbiagtan3357
      @benebsbiagtan3357 2 роки тому +189

      2:35 pekora teaches the basic concept of edging

    • @tfwnoyandere
      @tfwnoyandere Рік тому +6

      @@benebsbiagtan3357 💀💀

  • @cactusbread2215
    @cactusbread2215 2 роки тому +1962

    It sounds like she's cleaning everything out in my ear. From earwax to eardrums, possibly parts of my brain

    • @alvinagustus
      @alvinagustus 2 роки тому +62

      It's so clean i cant even hear anything and possibly cant think with my left brain

    • @breakdancinfool
      @breakdancinfool 2 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 2 роки тому +26

      I liked the stream, but I haven't really been able to hear or speak in full sentences since

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Рік тому

      Your brain is a carrot and she's chopping it

  • @pedroexp9263
    @pedroexp9263 2 роки тому +1952

    when they streamed this, i was legitimately thinking that this would be a good sleep aid. oh, what a fool i was.

    • @0cluealley
      @0cluealley 2 роки тому +23

      XD

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 2 роки тому +243

      I think you were already sleepy enough before entering that stream, since you didn't even think twice about using a Pekora stream to help you sleep.

    • @StoneHavel
      @StoneHavel 2 роки тому +46

      This is better for waking up in a cold sweat

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 2 роки тому +67

      There was a voice clip she put up on Twitter near the end of 2020 in which she was telling us she was sleepy and wouldn't be streaming that day. The reason I bring this up is because the way she extends the "na" in "minna" made it sound like she was "purring", and that sound triggered my ASMR in such a way that I felt tingles all the way down my spine.
      The potential for _great_ Peko ASMR is there. We just need to find a way to draw it out.

    • @HaesslichG
      @HaesslichG 2 роки тому +16

      Your first mistake was assuming a war criminal comedian would be gentle.

  • @someguy2350
    @someguy2350 2 роки тому +909

    I can only imagine watching this live, waiting for Pekora to jumpscare your eardrums out of nowhere like a horror game. This was her revenge against the nousagis.

    • @muscle2714
      @muscle2714 2 роки тому +18

      it was an experience shall we say

  • @hajime_am1
    @hajime_am1 2 роки тому +720

    I can literally imagine Pekora whispering in my ears, "Very danjyarasu-peko♡" LMAO. That collab was great, I'm planning on listen to it again tonight.

  • @Salvador-312
    @Salvador-312 2 роки тому +1040

    It’s charming in her own way lol
    Also the blood edits had me in tears

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  2 роки тому +278

      Didn't want to put bass sound and ruin the effect so I put the moyai so everyone could mentally hear it instead

    • @BerriesNotNice
      @BerriesNotNice 2 роки тому +96

      @@Nekomikuri Holy shit, actual brainplay

    • @Yenrei
      @Yenrei 2 роки тому +22

      @@Nekomikuri you've conditioned us with your editing style lol

    • @Salvador-312
      @Salvador-312 2 роки тому +8

      @@Nekomikuri it was subtle yet effective, arguably better edit than a base boost

    • @alphax-shroom6781
      @alphax-shroom6781 2 роки тому

      @@Nekomikuri
      WAIT, Thats What the Moyai Means?!

  • @thorn_lekoh
    @thorn_lekoh 2 роки тому +270

    It's always funny how when she commits peko crimes she's completely frozen in place except for her eyes slowly darting around, like "yo nousagis check out how many laws I can break in one go".

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  2 роки тому +51

      Her face is so funny, I've never found out why but it's probably because of her mouth

    • @MegaJufy
      @MegaJufy 2 роки тому +13

      Her whole face is wild. Eyebrows are weird, eyes are a little too big, and the V smile... but it just works.

    • @NostalgiaforInfinity
      @NostalgiaforInfinity 10 днів тому

      Pekora isn't some inner city thug. She doesn't talk like that.

  • @wenousagi6213
    @wenousagi6213 2 роки тому +1143

    the only one who can make an ASMR still a comedy stream 草

    • @veirco4857
      @veirco4857 2 роки тому +111

      Subaru was the true God of asmr hell

    • @nino2278
      @nino2278 2 роки тому +35

      Luna: 🤨

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 2 роки тому +38

      Most of ASMR are of roleplays, right? This case is different. It's a stand-up comedy asmr

    • @DocDaneeka9
      @DocDaneeka9 2 роки тому +18

      You also need to see Korone's attempt at ASMR.

    • @kennethcastillo9667
      @kennethcastillo9667 2 роки тому +19

      Meanwhile on Miko's ASMR Stream:
      "FAQ IS LOVE" XD

  • @hedraun9289
    @hedraun9289 2 роки тому +225

    Gotta respect her craft, she is solid comedy no matter what.

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 2 роки тому +1578

    Nousagi: "Don't joke while doing this"
    ..
    Peko: "𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝙇𝙈𝘼𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊"

    • @takodachi8283
      @takodachi8283 2 роки тому +118

      "Shaddap! Bitch! Ha↗️ha↘️ha↗️ha↘️ha↗️"

    • @cloudwalker679
      @cloudwalker679 2 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan 2 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 2 роки тому

      @A degenerate weeb on the internet That needs to be a thing.

    • @TheMiracleMatter
      @TheMiracleMatter 2 роки тому +9

      If this doesn't convince you that Pekora is a natural Pekomedian, then I don't know what will.

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 2 роки тому +210

    Other ASMRs: *using light, gentle strokes of cotton to clean out the viewer's ears and soothe them to sleep*
    Pekora: *LASER! DRILL! CUBE! HOVER! SPIKES! ROCKET! FRENZY!*

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 2 роки тому +6

      Unironically helped me sleep

    • @hmmmpp636
      @hmmmpp636 2 роки тому +6

      UNLIMITED COLOR BLASTER!

    • @shikyokira3065
      @shikyokira3065 2 роки тому

      Lets not forget typoon as well

    • @chaotixhero
      @chaotixhero 2 роки тому +4

      Never thought I'd see a Sonic Colors reference here

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 2 роки тому +1

      Sasuga war criminal usagi

  • @Despots_Blitz86
    @Despots_Blitz86 2 роки тому +222

    1:55 If you hear "HEAVE HO" while getting your _ears_ _cleaned,_ then you may want to see an exterminator because you *definitely* have a bee hive attached to your head.

    • @AzureThe3rd
      @AzureThe3rd 2 роки тому +13

      and not just a regular bee... its amebee

  • @lilpeko4328
    @lilpeko4328 2 роки тому +25

    That's how Usaken extract information from their captives.

  • @grimoireweiss3099
    @grimoireweiss3099 2 роки тому +384

    Pekora sounds like she's scratching lottery tickets lol

  • @uguuv2
    @uguuv2 2 роки тому +94

    Whoever thought peko-noises are ASMR material... there's potential .... nothing is impossible if you try hard enough lol

  • @PoisonFuri
    @PoisonFuri 2 роки тому +17

    5:01
    Noel: Pekora, you try this too!
    Pekora: *proceeds to stab our ear drums*

  • @menorasendaiba6404
    @menorasendaiba6404 2 роки тому +49

    Danchou : alright kishidan, time to please your ears
    🅱️ekora exist : we don't do that here

  • @Lihamut
    @Lihamut 2 роки тому +61

    This probably be the most out of context conversation I think I ever see but I love it

  • @dlwk1988
    @dlwk1988 2 роки тому +7

    We are witnessing the birth of Comedy ASMR.

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 2 роки тому +43

    Funny how despite how much of a comedian our rabbit is, she still may have taught Noel how to do chopping vegetables ASMR. Lol.

  • @wapplech.8276
    @wapplech.8276 2 роки тому +5

    I'm wearing headphones and I feel they're beside me

  • @hungiie
    @hungiie 2 роки тому +4

    using the moyai head (the visual representation of the vine boom sound effect) to represent pekora listeners is very fitting in a way i cant explain

  • @kaisnow5883
    @kaisnow5883 2 роки тому +109

    Marine and pekora should do an asmr collab together, if will become a comedy instead

    • @tatyfemme
      @tatyfemme 2 роки тому +5

      estoy totalmente de acuerdo con el desconocido 😁♥️

    • @quangnguyenduy1100
      @quangnguyenduy1100 2 роки тому +4

      Isnt this already a comedy?

  • @zantou_namakura
    @zantou_namakura 2 роки тому +3

    legit midway I thought she was doing carrot chop ASMR

  • @pinkocean310
    @pinkocean310 2 роки тому +5

    I can't possibly imagine the damage she would deal if she unleash a whole full Pekolaugh into the ASMR mic

  • @randy_hato
    @randy_hato 2 роки тому +109

    I have never enjoyed an ASMR
    but Comedy sure does Calm me down. and Pekora is the best when it comes to comedy

  • @aomiichi
    @aomiichi 2 роки тому +11

    It's like an obachan is trying to clean my ears with bad eye sight I'm crying 😭😭

  • @JL_Loki
    @JL_Loki 2 роки тому +3

    It sounded like she's chopping wood. Lol

  • @SilverScizor753
    @SilverScizor753 2 роки тому +60

    The sounds of ASMR are too much for my ears so I've never really enjoyed it. That being said, this was hilarious enough that I was able to endure it. Kinda want a cursed ASMR collab with Pekora and Calli now.
    Thanks for the subs!

    • @trickster6533
      @trickster6533 2 роки тому +7

      Ikr I don't really understand asrm like for me whispering to my ear feels creepy idk why is this even a thing but pekora made it funny to watch and she understands how silly it is lol

  • @Angrenost02
    @Angrenost02 2 роки тому +4

    Pekora: "I'm not thinking of this as a joke!"
    Me: "That's hilarious".

  • @IAmEnormous
    @IAmEnormous 2 роки тому +18

    2:34 This whole bit with her teasing the audience about "putting it in"... really didn't think Pekora had it in her lmao. I was like "oh damn gurl, OK!"

  • @ImwetforADOsgrowl
    @ImwetforADOsgrowl 2 роки тому +310

    "Is pekora being too loud?"
    *starts to clear throat right on the mic
    Sasuga War Criminal

  • @stutter6239
    @stutter6239 2 роки тому +171

    I fucking burst out laughing when I heard the chopping sound after Noel asked Pekora to imitaite her at 5:00

    • @Dai10zin
      @Dai10zin 2 роки тому +4

      Comedic genius.

  • @toortyb
    @toortyb 2 роки тому +5

    me when 🗿 sound effect

  • @TimTheWingsFan
    @TimTheWingsFan Рік тому +1

    One of my favorite Pekora clips, makes me laugh every time

  • @popenieafantome9527
    @popenieafantome9527 2 роки тому +11

    Pekora testing out potential torture methods

  • @cencourang985
    @cencourang985 2 роки тому +1

    When I watch it live, my right ear feels good, my left ear bleeding..
    Man, never in my life got a *Balance* service like this.. :P

  • @HoshinaStarnova
    @HoshinaStarnova Рік тому

    "hurry just put it in" - Noel
    I'll put it in - Pekora

  • @paatwo
    @paatwo 2 роки тому

    cutting sound was surprisingly nice

  • @mystrunner5166
    @mystrunner5166 2 роки тому +1

    An ASMR stream but the only thing you can see in chat is a flood of 草 and lol.

  • @LemonRush7777
    @LemonRush7777 2 роки тому +26

    100% natural born comedian 😂

  • @the2379
    @the2379 2 роки тому +3

    Pekora best asmr where do I sign up

  • @ImpertinentMind
    @ImpertinentMind 2 роки тому +4

    To her credit, Pekora got better and better as the stream went on. I am not entirely sure if I would describe it as "gentle", but she certainly was -gentler- than I thought she would be when the stream started.

  • @ducky6418
    @ducky6418 2 роки тому +11

    I cant im dying hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

  • @pensmith
    @pensmith 2 роки тому +17

    the cutting board sound was hilarious

  • @OnnLoong
    @OnnLoong 2 роки тому +12

    im laughing so hard after seeing that blood effect LOL, nice edit again its so much fun to watch!

  • @lil_jupiter3847
    @lil_jupiter3847 2 роки тому

    peko went into this like Bruh yall need to clean yall ears

  • @The_D0C70R
    @The_D0C70R 2 роки тому +10

    2:18 "...eh?"

  • @purrfekt
    @purrfekt 2 роки тому +9

    Ngl Oba-San peko had me in stitches.

  • @Felix-rv9iz
    @Felix-rv9iz 2 роки тому +11

    When I watched it live I actually thought she was cutting carrots

  • @wenousagi6213
    @wenousagi6213 2 роки тому +6

    pekora baba 🤝 marine baba

  • @terrordarky
    @terrordarky 2 роки тому

    asmr already weirds me out and this took it to entirely new levels! thank you!

  • @vallejomach6721
    @vallejomach6721 2 роки тому +9

    Peko: Noel, where should I be in relation to the microphone for ASMR
    Noel: Ideally, in a different prefecture...

  • @HaesslichG
    @HaesslichG 2 роки тому +1

    Pekora can't stop being a comedian.

  • @Xuch
    @Xuch 2 роки тому +1

    Pekora's training arc to beat Amouranth

  • @KazeKage_B
    @KazeKage_B 2 роки тому +2

    😝🤣🤣🤣 she's evolving !!! She's just too precious and entertaining to watch as it is ! Trying out different thing for our sake ..... Pekohime deserves to be the #1 streamer in the world ! 😘😘😘❤️🥕

  • @chanr9531
    @chanr9531 2 роки тому +8

    Ahhh war criminal ASMR. Straight into my ears.

  • @NousagiCaptain
    @NousagiCaptain 2 роки тому +12

    lmao Peko tried her best lol Thats all that matters. Im sorry Noel Sensei our rabbit is a bit rough around the edges.

  • @hitokikoeru535
    @hitokikoeru535 2 роки тому +14

    She indeed didn't try to be comedian but ASMR girls yet we can't help but laugh

  • @deanaraula
    @deanaraula 2 роки тому +7

    Right ear: blessed
    Left ear: *B L E S S E D*

  • @HAJIMEDJ
    @HAJIMEDJ 2 роки тому +8

    Remember, guys: she insists that she is NOT a comedian

  • @anagramhound
    @anagramhound 2 роки тому

    4:36 so, basically, a certain necromancer POV

  • @kaito0022
    @kaito0022 2 роки тому

    Ah yes, I love the ANCR's made by noel

  • @nekored2k
    @nekored2k 2 роки тому +8

    Pekora doing a Carrot cutting ASMR

  • @YutoDaimaouChHaruComrade
    @YutoDaimaouChHaruComrade 2 роки тому

    i can really feel it.... my ear being stabbed and bleed.........

  • @evilgibson
    @evilgibson 2 роки тому

    It sounds like when a 3 year old is telling you a secret.

  • @Sammy-mk555
    @Sammy-mk555 2 роки тому +115

    Even a "pro" like Noel is having a hard time teaching our war criminal 😂😂
    EDIT: aaaaand I think pekora said "Canan-chan" here 0:33 👀👀
    Or is it just me? Hmmmm

    • @jqrandomuploadsandblips9158
      @jqrandomuploadsandblips9158 2 роки тому +9

      Now that you said it, I heard it too but pekora brushes it off with clearing her throat. NDA and all.

    • @maichan97
      @maichan97 Рік тому +1

      Nah, she just said she’s got phlegm in Japanese

  • @RambleOn07
    @RambleOn07 2 роки тому

    I feel like she was chopping my ear like you would a tree.

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 2 роки тому

    pekora is great comedian

  • @exmaarmaca
    @exmaarmaca 2 роки тому

    This is on par with Subaru's doing Fallout female ghoul asmr.

  • @LastSecBloomer
    @LastSecBloomer 2 роки тому

    This reminds me of that cursed Kagura Mea ASMR with Inaba Haneru...

  • @smartdoge4626
    @smartdoge4626 2 роки тому +5

    To be fair, the Kusa-gi’s attempt at making it sound like kitchen carrot cutting places a good lil image of Pekora wearing an apron while preparing dinner…followed by her just whacking an ear with a cotton stick.

  • @atsunglalongchar4659
    @atsunglalongchar4659 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂 this crazy rabbit never fail to entertain 😂😂😂❤

  • @huffmyshorts
    @huffmyshorts 2 роки тому

    I'm dying lmao

  • @r3.4ct
    @r3.4ct 2 роки тому +3

    *Pekora trying new things besides comedy
    *Fails

  • @ShawnChang6453
    @ShawnChang6453 2 роки тому +1

    That's not vegetable cutting, that's the sound of rabbit foot emptying my brains out from my ear canal~~~~!!!!

  • @UsaKen_PMC
    @UsaKen_PMC 2 роки тому +3

    Other girl's ASMR : I sleep
    Pekora's ASMR : Can't sleep, die from laughter

  • @lilithlianshi2094
    @lilithlianshi2094 2 роки тому +1

    cant wait another pekora ASMR since she lost against Noel in Dragon Quest gambling few days ago

  • @dekisatria1233
    @dekisatria1233 2 роки тому +3

    bombing sound in one ear, and peko laugh In other...
    pekora ASMR Plan

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 2 роки тому

    She's got spirit, at the very least.

  • @AlexanderTP90
    @AlexanderTP90 2 роки тому +21

    The only time I've listened to ASMR and cringed the whole time assuming one of the people doing it would scream in my ear as a joke.

  • @ZachPlum
    @ZachPlum 2 роки тому +5

    Pekora being quiet is too weird

  • @DoozyyTV
    @DoozyyTV 2 роки тому

    Comedic ASMR is the only kind worth watching, to me at least.

  • @gamerhats4145
    @gamerhats4145 2 роки тому +2

    The fucking easter island head graphic with fucking blood exploding out of their ear every time Pekora did something to it had my sides rolling

  • @tako996
    @tako996 2 роки тому +3

    I was a fool thinking i would sleep peacefully...

  • @AC-ut3nk
    @AC-ut3nk 2 роки тому +2

    0:52 Subaru : So does that mean i still got a chance?
    Of course she is her Oshi after all.

  • @LunaVenator
    @LunaVenator 2 роки тому +2

    4:32 : sounds like a arrow hit my ears

  • @00and
    @00and Рік тому +3

    I wasn't expecting to like that "vegetable cutting" trigger this much

  • @erastal
    @erastal 2 роки тому +2

    You know, I tried really hard to sleep to this, it didn’t really work

  • @juni5822
    @juni5822 2 роки тому

    Sometimes a full stand-up special doesn't make me laugh but Pekora hitting the ear for no reason made my stomach hurt

  • @Subjectivity13
    @Subjectivity13 2 роки тому +1

    I've never understood ASMR, but I'm still pretty sure that's not how it works.

  • @saber_xyt
    @saber_xyt 2 роки тому +17

    Breaking ears dayum
    Pekora is so cute fr and so noel!
    What a nice ASMR that is~
    My ears are falling off

  • @thatguyjared8560
    @thatguyjared8560 Рік тому +1

    Why do the microphones always look like 🗿?

  • @MrHibugji
    @MrHibugji 2 роки тому +502

    I'm eternally grateful for Noel for bringing us the experience of having a War criminal holding our ears hostage, the comedy always follows this RRBBIT wherever she goes, and I couldn't ask for a greater time to be down this rabbit hole.

    • @tatyfemme
      @tatyfemme 2 роки тому +1

      estoy de acuerdo con el desconocido ♥️👌

  • @MetaTaro
    @MetaTaro 2 роки тому

    Label it whatever you like but if it involves Pekora it's going to be a comedy routine.

  • @kordact
    @kordact 2 роки тому +1

    4:05 she sounds like chopping carrots not gonna lie 😭

  • @Braxtonkai
    @Braxtonkai Рік тому +2

    Okay I am late the party but I can't help but love Pekora being Pekora even while trying this out xD

  • @kingsqueletons6668
    @kingsqueletons6668 Рік тому +2

    Wait that actually pretty good, got a lot of tingle just by her taking my brain out of my head

  • @kagesentai
    @kagesentai 2 роки тому +1

    came for ASMR, stay for ear torture instead
    sasuga war criminal

  • @leukosanthemon
    @leukosanthemon 2 роки тому +1

    my usagi queen could not be sexy for the life of nousagis. I love her