I can't imagine what it must have been like to be a cadet in training to be approached by vader and actually have him tell you that you did something right.
"So long story short, I'm going to need you to transfer over to that other academy on Corellia by Tuesday." "No." "...You want to run that by me one more time?"
It's possible that Vader actually did it because everything Baylo was saying was 100% true and Vader, whose own balls had been cut off long ago, couldn't stand to be in the same room with someone who actually had the guts to stand up to Palpatine where Vader himself did not.
"Meltdown the ship he beloved into the metal to be used for cafeteria trays" Rebels attacked an imperial outpost which had an alarming amount of cafeteria trays. These trays were handed over to Krupx, a weapons manufacturer who used the metal to make MG7-A Proton Torpedos for X-Wings armaments, some of which happened to be armed in Luke Skywalker's X-Wing when blowing up the Death Star.
@@k-874 You weren't there, man... the mashed potato, the peas, I still hear the clanking in my sleep... and that's not even mentioning the washing up. Sometimes I think some of my buddies must still be in that lunch qeue.
What I love about Baylo is that he is not a “Yes Man” He has clear and understandable objections about how the Imperial navy was being structured, and was not afraid to voice them to Vader and Palpatine. Having “Yes Men” in your military is how you lose wars.
Indeed. It is clearly preferable to have people in your military that attempt to assassinate their leaders by shooting the whole vessel into the nearest star.
@@blackbot7113 More like it's preferable to have people in your military willing to do so if they see the need to do so, as long as you don't ever give them a reason to see the need to do so.
@@blackbot7113 if they kill the worst dictators in history of the galaxy, thats exactly the kind of people you want. (if youre a decent human being and not subhuman trash that deserves said fate)
Baylo's mistake was trying to pull that move on Vader, one of the best pilots in the galaxy. Had anybody else been on that bridge, I doubt they'd have noticed what was wrong. This goes to show the differences between Vader and Palpatine, too. Vader's not a nice guy - he is harsh, but practical. Palpatine's plan was completely excessive, evil for the sake of being evil; Vader simply saw a man who had committed a treasonous act, and executed him for that act.
Even more impressive is how close he got to killing both Vader and Palpatine. If Vader hadn't intervened on those coordinates, or didn't have the knowledge required to understand their significance, the commandant would have just ended the driving force of the new empire right then and there. No wonder Palpatine wanted to keep the guy around, he was ballsy and efficient.
@@sourclout4693 I mean in-universe yes it was dude. Just because we know that's not how they die doesn't mean it wasn't a nearly fatal incident for the two of them.
@@oliverschoneck7750 I mean, he was about to sacrifice himself... he was trying to have both on one ship so it could work... but noooo Emo Skyguy being the pilot he is...
Chris Pines He was willing to make a stand even if it meant sacrificing others. I’m sure he cared deeply about the others and wished it could have been different but he was looking at the bigger picture knowing that he could stop this corruption.
@@pizzatime4700 Take it from them and make them watch as it, alongside everything it stood for, becomes yet another cog in the massive machine that the man despised, the Empire. It's a more painful, consistent and slow burn to the man than seeing it destroyed for scrap iron.
Vader had respect for people who actually worked hard and had merit, he had no respect for lazy officers who were only there because they had family connections
I feel like you're confusing nice with cold. Even with the one cadet he interacted with all he did was like a teacher check the work and fix it. He wasn't any more nice than you would be to say, a giant cockroach that's driving your uber. Yeah sure it may get ya there, you may not try yo squish it right there, but you have no interest in being nice
He had guts, I give him that. Ans yet, it was the start for Rae Sloane, one of the best imperials we would ever see and like. All this is thanks to her.
She would later reflect on the things Baylo taught her during the battle of Endor, especially the importance of keeping a calm appearance while on the bridge of a ship during a chaotic battle
She did learn well from him. You really should make a video about her. And if this is of interest, a friend of mine works on a fanfiction story where she's the main character, and I have something familiar planned.
This shows the difference in cruelty between Vader and Sidious, Vader will simply kill you, Sidious will turn you and everything you loved into the monsters you were fighting. Just like Anakin.
between the two Sidious is the greater threat cause of exactly that. turn everyone thing and you in to mosters. better to die a hero then live long enough to become the villain.
Hmm... Am I stretching to think that Vader's tendency to just outright kill those he deems failures/threats could, in a twisted way, be the spark of light within him trying to prevent suffering?
@@DJchilcott The thing with Vader is that he never really wanted to be dark side. He just never really saw another choice. He didn't believe he could beat Palpatine.
What's scary about Palpatine is he knows your deepest fears. Having Baylo watch as all he built and cherished gone twisted would torment him to his very core until his demise. It's like watching your own children go astray. Vader's swift execution of him is actually a mercy that Palpatine didn't want to give him. Palpatine, being the devil of Star Wars, was denied.
That strangely is another thing that gives credence to what Padme said about there still being good in Anakin. Darth Vader was once Anakin Skywalker, a war hero. Loyal to the Republic above all else. I think that Baylo's bravery to stand up for what *he* believes in reminds Vader of himself as a young Jedi, eager to protect the Republic which was why (in my opinion) Vader chose to show him swift mercy because it is preferable to the ultimate torment Baylo would be facing if he was Sidious' victim and because Vader hates everything that reminds him of Anakin Skywalker.
Palpatine: In the end, you will always kneel. Baylo: Not to men like you. Palpatine: There are no men like me. Baylo: There are always men like you. Palpatine: Haha.....good....goo- (Vader kills Baylo) Palpatine: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?! I COULD'VE EATEN THAT!
I actually saw someone pull that off at a fast food job I worked at once. I hated that job. She cussed out the manager to his face and he wanted to promote her, but she went into the Navy as a nurse instead.
All my respects goes to the Imperial Officer Instructor Baylo for having to stood face to face with the emperor and Vader of their wicked deeds to the Imperial navy...
Bit of an offtop- when it comes to Star Wars-, but i love this story, and i cry every time i tell it to someone, and it is in line with first comment of this section: Met a guy once- friend of a pal, of a pal... etc.We were basically drinking at some dude`s house, back at my university days, and there is this one guy, who didn`t. Me being shitfaced by the time i spotted him, of course started to pester him "what? Ya won`t drink with me?"- and so on, jokingly telling him, that not drinking is first sign of a person, who would sell his mates to the police etc. Just to get him going. One of my pals actually dragged me gently to the side and told me, that this guy won`t touch booze, because both of his parents were alcoholic. That he is eldest brother of four siblings, and that he fought his whole life to be clean, and how he worked hard even, when he was in highschool, just to make money, to give them food, books, clothes. Yeah, there were grandparents, who helped a lot, but they also hadtheir limits, and he also wanted to pay them back, and relief some of their worries: for example, his youngest sister had this school trip, and someone had to pay money for that- for her to have at least few normal moments in her school life... So he took additional shifts, put together enough, sent her somewhere, with school, so she could have friends... And you have to remember, that this was a house, where parents stole from children, just to buy booze- so any gift from grandparents, friends of family, neighbours, teachers- toys, games, clothes, books... All of that had to be protected by a guy, who was 16 at the time, and had to be everywhere at once... And what is more he was 5, when first sibling arrived- which means he was in this Hell for 5 FUCKING YEARS COMPLETELY ALONE. You are just dropped at most shitty hell hole in vicinity, and you have to deal with it, on your own- there is no guide, text bubbles telling you what to do. You work your shit out for yourself. And at he age of 7 he became de facto A FATHER to his siblings... Imagine having to grow up at the age of 7... I don`t even remember it well, and he already had to pass "speed course"...(Some other guy later told me that those siblings of his came out to be people as well, not some drunken assholes, and that they had undying love for him, for all he have done for them, and what he taught them. I do hope so- guy was half grey on the head at the age of 21, i hope they paid him back. He already had fiancee, who told me, that there is no way in hell, she`d want to be only his girlfriend, because he is special) But to the point-(i hope you do understand i`ll paraphrase, as i don`t really remember every word) so i heard the story, got teary eyed, went back to apologise- guy said, i didn`t do anything wrong really, and that it is fine. And me, with my fucking drunken "tact" said something like: - I can`t believe it, really. Where did you got all that strength from? In your place i`d be probably drug dealing pimp, or a killer... - Oh, i have lots to thank my parents for. - Like what? - They taught me, how NOT to treat others... I can`t even tell this story out loud, as my throat is closed completely every time i try- where did this soul was made, and what did they use to create it, because clearly sociophatic asshole, like me, had to be made in different place, with some trash, nobody else wanted. Angel fell off, or what? This guy was more of a man, at the age of 5, then i`ll ever be, no matter how long i`ll live So Antasma- life did kick this guy time and time again, and he stood up everytime, like it was nothing. He was thrown into the pile of shit, and came out clean and shiny. Hero? Not a ounce of a doubt. And put it into the context of some assholes crying, that they cannot use gender neutral toilet, or some shit... Yeah, whenever i want to bitch, i have this story play in the back of my head
Despite the fact Vader was in more pain the officer had bigger balls than Vader he’s a normal freakin human! Not a Sith Lord who’s a force user he honestly had the biggest balls to stand up to two Sith Lords that could easily have killed him
Alex Arriaga well he’s ignorant to sidious’s power and doesn’t know how much pain he can inflict. Remember they still see him as a regular chancellor/dictator
Stud true the chances that he didn’t know about the powers of Vader and Sidious is 100% but he also had little regard for his life to begin with. I find both Sideous and Vader fascinating In that the emperor is all about slowly breaking his victims and slow hellish torture Vader is more efficient and would rather end the threat outright
Hiekkalinna you have a good point if the Vader comics are anything to go by they’re really nailing the whole inner pain over outward pain that legends pushed
A movie drawing on the Old Republic setting would just be fantastic. Include a Revan storyline (from SWKOTOR, not the online game, couldn't give a toss about that) for maximum points.
There was Palpatine reborn in clone bodies, The Thrawn campaigns, Luke turning to the dark side, reborn palpatine getting killed by his own force storm on the Eclipse, the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion, and Disney just throws all that out in favour of purple-haired admirals and Mary Poppins Leia...
@Michaelle Green Does Rouge One make up for TLJ and middle-school principals as admirals? It does not. Also it would have been a change of tone, but what an amazing opportunity lost with the Yvuzang Vong wars. SO MUCH potential there. I mean, force-immune invaders from outside the galaxy? Rebels and the Imperial Remnant forced to work together to defeat the alien threat? The capture and partial terraforming of Coruscant? The fact that the massive military buildup during the Imperial era was not just to keep rebellious planets in line, but was also in part due to Palpatine's sensing the invasion coming in the not-too distant future, adding a whole new dimension to his character. Everything we've seen previously in Star wars has been a galactic civilization fighting itself basically. An intergalactic conflict would up the sale of the whole universe by an entire Kardashav level... All gone so now we can have Rey the Invincible parts I II and III, plus a few gimmicks from the previous trilogies coated in Disney sugar to make normies go "Hey look- it's Luke! I remember Luke! Psssfft i am your father Psssft... Hey- anyone want to go buy plastic lightsabers?
Conor Corrigan lol imagine being mad at an award winning actress for playing a role that makes you upset. Yuhzan Vong were shitty books, Star Wars fans are manbabies
In Palpatine's mind : " I am gonna make him suffer till he begs , gonna destroy everything he worked for , gonna..." *Vader force snaps his neck* Palpatine : Wtf dude
The greatest irony in all of this, is the fact that blind obedience (from the cadet) would have resulted in Palpatine's death, had vader not intervened. And yet Palpatine demanded blind obedience from Vader, in spite of this. The force is intricate.
@midgetydeath ... thats the irony. Like I said. Her blind obedience would have resulted in everyone's death.. even in spite of his mastery. Lord Vader checked after her work only because he was sensitive to this most subtle deception taking place. And even in that, he was sensitive to what the emperor was blind to. Part of him also knew that the defector would be dangerous to be left alive. The emperor's casual indulgence in the suffering of other's comes off to Vader as a weakness. And rightfully so. The seeds of Anakin's 2nd major betrayal continued to grow with each time the emperor failed to understand the force like he could. Again, the force is complicated. And the emperor could never hope to match Anakin in sheer contemplation of, and competence of, the force.
I beg to differ. The cadet did use blind obedience, but Vader detected something was off. She obeyed her superior officer, then she obeyed Vader, who was superior to Baylo. In the book, Vader deduces Palpatine ordered Vader the menial task to watch over the bridge because Palpatine knew what was going on, but was putting Vader through another test. It's in the last chapter of the book _Lords of the Sith_ by Paul S. Kemp (2015), or at least the 2016 version which includes the short story "Orientation," which was originally published in _Star Wars Insider Magazine_ #157.
The force had nothing to do with the stupidity of human interactions when people have disproportionate power over others without meaningful recourse for those subject to that power. The irony you pointed out is appreciated J W. In my opinion, it is the cynicism, arrogance and unwillingness to share power over an entire Galaxy that ultimately kills Palpatine and his dream of a militarized unification of the galaxy systems.
Also, I agree with you J W, the cadet illustrated blind obedience when she should have been confident enough to trust her own calculations and humble enough to consult with others before using hyperspatial navigation equations without double or triple checking them first.
But I also agree that Palpatine could not approach the visceral mastery and contemplation of the force that Anakin possesed having been mentored by two of the greatest Jedi in their modern times.
what palpatine would had done is let the man stay on and be tormented in living hell to force him to watch as the navy he knew of get corroupted and turned right before his eyes and had nothing to do it.
Tom Val Not sure what you mean by “trust in the light.” I’m just saying that it’s better Baylo die before Sidious could comprise everything he stood for.
jason sr torres I didn’t even think of it like that. Personally I think it’s just Vader’s mindset to kill threats as soon as you know about them versus Sidious’ more, well, insidious strategy of co-opting your enemies but who knows? Even at his worse, Vader would have more compassion than his master ever would and the idea of killing as mercy is something he’d come to.
If this were a real life emperor or king, he would have been made an example of, partially because he was a high ranking officer. The guy first would have been arrested, then beaten or tortured, then there would have been a show trial. Then he would have been tortured again until he gave a confession, then he would have been subjected to a gruesome public execution, to serve as a warning to possible future traitors.
Palpatine: No? NO?! What´s up with this "No" BS all of a sudden? First this angry six foot peppershaker says "No" when I give him a shiny new starship, now this wrinkly old Muggel tries to do that too? That´s it, you´re getting lightninged! And I swear to the force, if anyone else tries to pull that "No" crap, say for example some whiny blond Jedi boy when I try to pull him to the dark side I´m gonna throw myself down an elevator shaft! Darth Vader (whispers): Lord Vader will remember that...
The one flaw in his plan was talking too much. The "Your emperor" comment alerted Vader, which caused Vader to dig deeper into the matter. Had he never spoken to Vader, it would have went unnoticed and his plan of Defiance would have succeeded...
Maybe. Or maybe the danger sense of one of this two powerful force-users would have kicked in. Or Rae would have worked over the things a second time on her own and would have done something AFTER he left (she seems the woman to do so).
@@anonymousshawn9996 And who are you to know to 100 percent that it was not some kind ob warning that triggered Vader to had a deeper look into that? Palps (Vader much less) sensed things which were far away, and a imminent threat to their life right under their nose...
Marc Bartuschka it's all speculation honestly. IMO, the force isn't some mystical bs, it's scientific fact (M×A2=F). "I can feel your anger,"-Palpatine in ROTJ, shows the force ability of psychology and behavioral assessment. All of these Force powers have some basis in real scientific fact, albeit, a little exaggerated. So using that logic, Vader hearing that comment paid extra attention to the details of that incident, which in turn, alerted him to the psychological distress of Sloan, which in turn, caused the calculation to be double-checked. But that's just my opinion. I guess "from a certain point of view,"-Obiwan in ANH, it can be viewed as the force that alerted Vader after all haha.
@@anonymousshawn9996 Yeah, that is true. I am of course aware that even powerful force user could be tricked and ambushed. The power and effect seems even to differ for the same person from situation to situation. I am just not sure that this plan would have worked in ANY case even if the guy had hold his tongue...
And so the ship was melted into trays and one day Vader took a tray in the cafeteria and said "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "This one is wet" "Did you dry these in a rain forrest?"
@@MadMax-yq9ix Perhaps... just perhaps.. It is not the joke that is sad and little. This comes from the life of: Mr. Stevens - Head of Catering. You can find it and learn and grow padawan. :^7
Adamantium?! Lame. Nope, this guy clearly got castrated at some point, then decided "Meh, I'll just kick Thor's ass and make me some new balls out of his Mjolnir". This guy's got URU BALLS!!
To be fair, when you lose all your limbs and burn in lava while the guy who fucked you over yells down at you about prophecies or some such. I think you have the undeniable right to critique people who have back problems
Kross I don’t think you do have that right, let’s not forget that it wasn’t even Baylo saying he had back problems, Vader is a bitch who can’t accept other people can feel pain also, Vader signed up for pain when he became a Sith.
@@Krosstic "while the guy who fucked you over yells down at you" made me laugh so hard. i just imagined anakin laying there dying while kenobi yells at him from on top of the hill lmfao
@@Krosstic lmao the fact that anakin wasn't listening to ANY of that when Obi wan was yelling about prophecies makes me laugh 😂 cause like who tf would care or listen after being lit on fire with all your limbs cut off
I think Palpatine likes defiant interaction from others. Being a politician for decades, he probably finds such things as entertaining. Vader, however, does not think on the same wavelength.
I feel you, Vader the pampered dickhead got babysat by his boyfriend Palpatine, saw a bit of action alongside replaceable troops, and was born magic, meanwhile the guy raised and trained leaders just to watch them die on a regular basis, watched a good society turn in on itself, was absorbed by an organization full of panzy crybaby sithlords that kill everything because poor little vadey killed his girlfriend and sucked so much at fighting he never heard of the high ground, and was now training soldiers for those crybaby sithlords.
The fact that the old "tough as death" dude was about to be spared for the Emperor's amusement is something. Vader, well... does what Vader does. It's like a sitcom. Palpatine: "Vader!" Vader: "Oops. I must've... snapped!" *laugh track*
I was honestly waiting for the commandant's little "change" in coordinates to become a test; like "don't always blindly trust what your superiors tell you." Or I thought he would show up to the meeting and reveal that his teachings were not just for the cadets, but for Vader's command skills, too. Oh well.
@@morgulstower5839 I love TFA and TLJ, but, I think you're very wrong. Star Wars was actually quite ahead of its time, just because a lot of the heroes are white males, doesn't mean that it's sexist and racist or whetever you think it is. The two sci fi giants Star Wars and Star Trek have ways been ahead of their time, with females and people of colour as good strong characters and in positions of power.
1:26 It ticked me off when lord Vader thought the old man didn't really know pain just because he never experienced as much pain that Vader did. Just because the old man's pain was nothing like Vader's, does not mean the old man's pain did not count .
Palpatine: I will transfer you on corelia Baylo: No Palpatine: Dew it! Baylo: No Palpatine: What kind of force ability is that? Vader: Can I learn this power? Baylo: Not from a sith
This is why I love stories like this. Even as a kid, I always wondered why would anyone want to join The Empire? Clearly their intentions are not to protect, but to enslave. Surely many people within The Empire realized that fact. So I love the fact that Baylo realized how corrupt not just the navy, but the senate, and The Republic turned Empire had become. Politics in Star Wars was always interesting to me.
For the average person, the Empire means security and safety, you just have to trade a few "minor" freedoms for it. In return, the Empire wipes out pirates, standardizes everything making life easier and stops raid on worlds. It's easy to see why people join. Most people would never see Palpatine or Vader or any of the atrocities they commit.
@@shadowscall7758 Yup, the same is happening right now. Out of fear of Covid, many of us were willing to trade in our freedom for security. Worse, willing to trade in the freedom of others, the "unvaccinated", in order to feel safe. Now Phizar has admitted that their vaccine hasn't even been tested on whether or not it reduces the chance of covid spread, and STILL our governments want to have more power to "combat" the virus. Strange, isn't it?
@@shadowscall7758 they would atleast know something was going on though definitely at-least after alderan was destroyed. But yeah it usually wouldn’t be that bad if you were Human or from one of the Core and Colony Worlds.
I'm reminded of the Lando scene in robot chicken where he kept altering the deal every time he said "This deal gets worse all the time." and Vader would come back up the elevator.
*I'm not even a star wars fan but i do enjoy some of their films.* *That being said i wasnt that keen to hear this story, but i loved how you told it.* *I found myself disappointed once the video ended.. Because you stopped talking.* *Subscribed.*
I love the difference between Vader and Palpatine. Vader gets mad? Your throat caves in and you don’t see the light of day again. Palpatine gets mad? Everything you love is destroyed, and everything you know is turned upside down, and then you’re left in the middle of it. Shows how straightforward and impatient Vader is, he wants the immediate reward, or punishment in this case. Palpatine? He’s willing to sit it out and allow the world to have its way with you, because he doesn’t see punishment as a tool, he sees it as his own enjoyment. He’s a sadist.
Palpatine just got bored with the bureaucracy of running an empire. He enjoyed these little challenges. He can kill anything he wants so its not a particularly entertaining thing to do.
Ladies Love the Moon Knight You realize you’re going nowhere with this, you just look stupid. Then again, I admire a person of your mindless behavior, I’m surprised with such a low brain cell count how you can muster up such a dogshit comeback.
+Brolution Gaming It's been four days, I thought you gave this thread a rest. Idk why you are getting so offended by this thread. You like balls, I said I don't judge, end of story
Young Man ok I’m going to try and guess what he meant and see if I got it right. He’s the officer with his balls of steel but when his mother says something he’s like vader?
Stud Let's your mom was vader and you were the officer. She tell yours to take out the trash. Now in the video the officer disagrees with palpatine by saying no he won't do this or that. You're basically telling your mom: "No i won't take out the trash i don't care if you kill me" Now tell me how hard was it to understand?
This dude could’ve ended the whole Empire so soon after it started if Vader hadn’t been in the room and/or hadn’t had the instinct to check the cadet’s work. What a real one
Palpatine was right, a true Sith never kills unless he stands to profit from it. To repurpose such a person to their service would have been a true victory.
KaiserAfini anger rage there the path to the service of the dark side this does not apply only to force sensitives even those haven’t unlocked the force can feel the pull palpatine a victory would have turning baylo to his service fanning his anger and hatred turning him into a true imperial navy man plus he was impressed by his will to kill everyone on the ship
@@GnosisZX Exactly, its a core tenet of Darth Bane's Sith Order: never let passing emotion or instant gratification get in the way of objectivity, you control the dark side, not the other way around.
MonkeySocks his resolve was what impressed palatine though, you must also realise that he is very manipulative and most of his loyal servants used to be his enemies.
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I can't imagine what it must have been like to be a cadet in training to be approached by vader and actually have him tell you that you did something right.
Legendary.
It's like gordan Ramsey and telling somones food is good when there boss said it was bad
It’s kind of like when Mike passed the ball to Kerr for the final shot. Or when Cyclops appointed Wolverine as captain of the X-men in his absence.
For a patriotic Imperial? NO FINER ORGASM IN ALL THE GALAXY.
you become a grand admiral like the cadet did.
Baylo's balls were used to build the the two death stars...but only after empire engineers reduced their size
Good one
Whos baylo??
😂😂😂
Baylo is going to become the Star Wars version of Chuck Norris...
Lmao
The assassination attempt would have not even worked anyway
The gravity of Baylo`s balls would have prevented the ship from going into hyper space.
HAHAHAHA👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂
The spheres that are on interdictors were actually modelled after baylos balls
Lol Nice!!!
lazy turtle you bastard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Han Park no those were too small to be his
Baylo: "No"
Sidious: "I couldn't hear you from...all the way over there."
Didn't get it
He's saying Baylo is afraid
Innominat or that palps has bad ears, after all he did get a big fuckton of lightning in his face.
Nice Hellboy reference ^^
@@noodleramen2217 He’s saying Palpatine was surprised.
"Who had clear hatred and anger in his eyes now.
Baylo then exploded-"
WHAT?
"-into a rant"
oh.
LMAO
*what if he actually exploded
@@animatoraoi3672 seems legit
Cadets would be like "There goes another one. "😂
Exploded like in that Daft Punk clip
* sees title *
Ok, so it's basically Vader killing a dude.
Pretty cool story though
Mark Knight Pretty much
Every video I see involves vader killing someone
Yeah, there's not much point in watching a middleman read it out when these comic are free online.
An00bis you can read these ONLINE? where?
"So long story short, I'm going to need you to transfer over to that other academy on Corellia by Tuesday."
"No."
"...You want to run that by me one more time?"
No
No
*Lip Smack*
I'm sorry could you repeat that, bitch?
No
NO
Yes
That's why Vader is the GOAT. Palpatine wanted to pull some James Bond villain shit, but Vader knew he had to just pull the trigger
It's possible that Vader actually did it because everything Baylo was saying was 100% true and Vader, whose own balls had been cut off long ago, couldn't stand to be in the same room with someone who actually had the guts to stand up to Palpatine where Vader himself did not.
Jonathan Campbell his balls weren’t cut off......
Ruler and Servant
@@obaso. Correct. If he had any he'd still be Jedi Anakin Skywalker.
@@obaso. he didn't mean it literally lmao
"Meltdown the ship he beloved into the metal to be used for cafeteria trays" Rebels attacked an imperial outpost which had an alarming amount of cafeteria trays. These trays were handed over to Krupx, a weapons manufacturer who used the metal to make MG7-A Proton Torpedos for X-Wings armaments, some of which happened to be armed in Luke Skywalker's X-Wing when blowing up the Death Star.
Afterwards, all tray makers in the universe were executed by Palpatine for trying to overthrow the Empire. Most of them were... surprised.
Synphus *"Alarming amount of trays"* 😂
Baylo got the last laugh
Lol
Imagine if this happen
It didn't though....did it? At this point I'd believe it.
@@k-874 You weren't there, man... the mashed potato, the peas, I still hear the clanking in my sleep... and that's not even mentioning the washing up. Sometimes I think some of my buddies must still be in that lunch qeue.
Vader force chokes and kills Bello
Palpatine gets mad "Way to go Sand Boy"
@Michaelle Green OOOOOOOOO
I laughed way harder at this after reading it then I should have. xD
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
Eric Kovach sounds like robot chicken palpatine
I'm dying
Vader: *Kills Baylo*
Palpatine: Vader! This is an outrage, what have you done!?!
_I_ was going to kill him!!
Fluffy Waffles Palapatine: Psychologically and emotionally. Just like I did to you!
Vader: ...What?
@@sonicdash761 *Cackles in Sith*
😂
I regret nothing
@@darthvader3829 see me in my officer when we get back vader
What I love about Baylo is that he is not a “Yes Man” He has clear and understandable objections about how the Imperial navy was being structured, and was not afraid to voice them to Vader and Palpatine. Having “Yes Men” in your military is how you lose wars.
Indeed. It is clearly preferable to have people in your military that attempt to assassinate their leaders by shooting the whole vessel into the nearest star.
@@blackbot7113 Point well taken, lol. There's a difference between not being a 'yes man' and being an assassin after all...
@@blackbot7113
More like it's preferable to have people in your military willing to do so if they see the need to do so, as long as you don't ever give them a reason to see the need to do so.
@@blackbot7113 if they kill the worst dictators in history of the galaxy, thats exactly the kind of people you want. (if youre a decent human being and not subhuman trash that deserves said fate)
Yes Men and Women are anyone’s downfall.
This guy is officially the greatest officer ever.
True dat
Yes, Definitely, absolutely
And a true republic member. I just wish someone was there to stop Vader from murdering him. (I only disagree on the star collision part)
@@epic-fictionalprojects4394 if onpy he had a backup plan like limpet mines near key systems.
*press button in meeting*
Boom
Agreed
Baylo's mistake was trying to pull that move on Vader, one of the best pilots in the galaxy. Had anybody else been on that bridge, I doubt they'd have noticed what was wrong.
This goes to show the differences between Vader and Palpatine, too. Vader's not a nice guy - he is harsh, but practical. Palpatine's plan was completely excessive, evil for the sake of being evil; Vader simply saw a man who had committed a treasonous act, and executed him for that act.
the whole point was to assassinate Vader, one ship is meaningless in the grand scheme of things
aviatorEngineer, He should have backed up his plan by setting the engines to overload after the jump.
Are you really an aviator engineer? Like you studied aerospace engineering?
I like your profile pic btw
You know no one actually knows that Anakin is Vader except for a few people (Obi-Wan, Palpatine, etc.)
Even more impressive is how close he got to killing both Vader and Palpatine. If Vader hadn't intervened on those coordinates, or didn't have the knowledge required to understand their significance, the commandant would have just ended the driving force of the new empire right then and there. No wonder Palpatine wanted to keep the guy around, he was ballsy and efficient.
It was never close it was written that way lol *pop*
Still Vader's gotta restore balance to the force anyway right?
The Emporer most likely had foreseen the attempt on his life, or been warned by spies, or both.
@@sourclout4693 I mean in-universe yes it was dude. Just because we know that's not how they die doesn't mean it wasn't a nearly fatal incident for the two of them.
No, it's no wonder why Vader wanted him dead.
Palpatine: I don’t like this man
Vader: *Kills baylo*
Palpatine: bruh I am *A N G E R Y*
How you do manage to spell angry wrong ya dumbass 😂
@@jamesmckinney6768 he did this on purpose. It's a meme.
@@jamesmckinney6768 now mind your fuckin business DUMBASS
@@kilz5752 Says a 9 month late dumbass haha
@@berniceslaughter6423 Stfu
"just killing him" is the only method Vader knows
Why waste time on the whole convoluted slow torture routine?
@Sulphurous Maybe Vader's intentions was sparing Baylo from Palpatine's torture as Vader was kind secretly deluded from his own choices...
Keep in mind that most of Palpatine's servants were once his enemies.
@@oddish2253
I am sorry but are you sure that most Palpatine's servants were his enemies before?
The man wasn't much of a youngling though.
It’s treason then
Literally
It was treason
You underestimate my treason
@@davidhong1934 now you will witness the full power of the Dark side of the first
@@isaiahmoreno3067 it bothers me so much that your picture isn't Darth Sideous
The one Imperial officer that I actually admire.
@16bit Classics - THATS NOT THE POINT!!! ; )
@16bit Classics still considered imperial
Grand Admiral Thrawn?
Mathew C. I like the one who was Vader’s only friend
I like Tarkin and the officer who Vader considered his friend.
This should be called “The simple man who almost assassinated Vader and Palpatine”
More like the Officer who swiped left to Vader and Sidious
Unflinching courage in the face of certain death... I salute him
Keep in mind that most of Palpatine's servants were once his enemies.
its easy to be brave when thats the only option. its much harder to do so when you know you can take the easy way out and live.
he wasnt an actual person i dont think
@@oliverschoneck7750 I mean, he was about to sacrifice himself... he was trying to have both on one ship so it could work... but noooo Emo Skyguy being the pilot he is...
@@oddish2253 wait what?
Brave man, braver than most.
I don't know how he can walk with balls that big.
Yes how brave to commit suicide with a bunch of students and colleagues for your pride.
He died braver than most
Chris Pines He was willing to make a stand even if it meant sacrificing others. I’m sure he cared deeply about the others and wished it could have been different but he was looking at the bigger picture knowing that he could stop this corruption.
Analia Red Kinda odd to somebody who likes the IJN. I mean the Imperial Navy was based off the IJN
"melt down the ship for cafeteria trays." Yah...I can't imagine the Emperor saying those words. Ever.
Johnny Vegas I mean what will you do to someone’s pride and joy of a ship
@@pizzatime4700 Take it from them and make them watch as it, alongside everything it stood for, becomes yet another cog in the massive machine that the man despised, the Empire.
It's a more painful, consistent and slow burn to the man than seeing it destroyed for scrap iron.
Just stretch out "cafeteria" and then spit out "trays".... something something something cafeteria trays..
@@tripwire4727 something something something DARK SIDE...
Melt down the ship for cafeteria trays.
I love how Darth Vader was much nicer to the flight cadets in this ship than most of the Imperial Officers in his service.
It said these were the early days….
Vader had respect for people who actually worked hard and had merit, he had no respect for lazy officers who were only there because they had family connections
I feel like you're confusing nice with cold. Even with the one cadet he interacted with all he did was like a teacher check the work and fix it. He wasn't any more nice than you would be to say, a giant cockroach that's driving your uber.
Yeah sure it may get ya there, you may not try yo squish it right there, but you have no interest in being nice
Why is everyone trying to make vader look like a good guy lmao
@@rover5058 He isn't. But he had respect for certain people
He had guts, I give him that. Ans yet, it was the start for Rae Sloane, one of the best imperials we would ever see and like. All this is thanks to her.
She would later reflect on the things Baylo taught her during the battle of Endor, especially the importance of keeping a calm appearance while on the bridge of a ship during a chaotic battle
She did learn well from him. You really should make a video about her. And if this is of interest, a friend of mine works on a fanfiction story where she's the main character, and I have something familiar planned.
Jessie Günther agreed.
Yeah
Keep in mind that most of Palpatine's servants were once his enemies.
This shows the difference in cruelty between Vader and Sidious, Vader will simply kill you, Sidious will turn you and everything you loved into the monsters you were fighting. Just like Anakin.
between the two Sidious is the greater threat cause of exactly that. turn everyone thing and you in to mosters. better to die a hero then live long enough to become the villain.
Ive always felt that Vader could be ruthless simply to get the job done whereas Palpatine actually enjoyed hurting people
Hmm... Am I stretching to think that Vader's tendency to just outright kill those he deems failures/threats could, in a twisted way, be the spark of light within him trying to prevent suffering?
@@DJchilcott The thing with Vader is that he never really wanted to be dark side. He just never really saw another choice. He didn't believe he could beat Palpatine.
@@Qaeta Good point. Luke probably sensed this lack of true devotion to the dark side and was able to exploit it to redeem Vader.
What's scary about Palpatine is he knows your deepest fears. Having Baylo watch as all he built and cherished gone twisted would torment him to his very core until his demise. It's like watching your own children go astray. Vader's swift execution of him is actually a mercy that Palpatine didn't want to give him. Palpatine, being the devil of Star Wars, was denied.
That strangely is another thing that gives credence to what Padme said about there still being good in Anakin. Darth Vader was once Anakin Skywalker, a war hero. Loyal to the Republic above all else. I think that Baylo's bravery to stand up for what *he* believes in reminds Vader of himself as a young Jedi, eager to protect the Republic which was why (in my opinion) Vader chose to show him swift mercy because it is preferable to the ultimate torment Baylo would be facing if he was Sidious' victim and because Vader hates everything that reminds him of Anakin Skywalker.
@@DoctorWhoKage I’m pretty sure it’s just cause Vader is a pretty merciful guy and he didn’t hate baylo
Vader looked at Baylo as a threat, while Palpatine looked at Baylo as a plaything
Palpatine: In the end, you will always kneel.
Baylo: Not to men like you.
Palpatine: There are no men like me.
Baylo: There are always men like you.
Palpatine: Haha.....good....goo-
(Vader kills Baylo)
Palpatine: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?! I COULD'VE EATEN THAT!
YouZettaSonsOfDigits
Starkiller: * parries Vader’s Lightsaber*
The last time I was in the same room with you, we didn’t get along so well...”
Cannibalism 0.0
Avengers reference
YouZettaSonsOfDigits Kneel
Whether he can eat his insults or his bawls
Baylo: goes on a rant
Palpatine: That took guts.
We need guts.
I'm promoting you.
That promotion didn't last long.
I actually saw someone pull that off at a fast food job I worked at once. I hated that job. She cussed out the manager to his face and he wanted to promote her, but she went into the Navy as a nurse instead.
Fucking brilliant reference lol
You’re very underrated. Been lurking for a while and really enjoy the content...
Thank you! Have been a fan of your work as well, a few of your videos have really helped me out when I first was starting out :)
oww that is nice of you man...I agree with you.
Finally a Coment that isn't talking about the officers balls
BIG BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe the like amount is at the funni weed number
They can melt this mans steel balls for those cafeteria trays 😎😎😂
Jet fuel cant melt these steal balls
HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@frielux now this is the time for these jokes!
Ironic how this all happened on a ship called "the defiance"
7:54 lol vader looks so sad that he disappointed palpatine
"sad harmonica solo" knowyourmeme.com/photos/1250892-star-wars
He is so kawaii uwu
@@groblezep5548 No. Bad. Stop that.
All my respects goes to the Imperial Officer Instructor Baylo for having to stood face to face with the emperor and Vader of their wicked deeds to the Imperial navy...
*Republic Officer Instructor Baylo, fixed that for you
"It takes a REAL hero to be beaten up and ridiculed by EVERYONE and STILL have the heart and will to do good."
-ConnorTheWaffle
Good citation from whoever 'ConnorTheWaffle' is...
@@jacrispy3275
Look up..."King DeDeDe is a hero". You vill see vhat I mean.
Bit of an offtop- when it comes to Star Wars-, but i love this story, and i cry every time i tell it to someone, and it is in line with first comment of this section:
Met a guy once- friend of a pal, of a pal... etc.We were basically drinking at some dude`s house, back at my university days, and there is this one guy, who didn`t. Me being shitfaced by the time i spotted him, of course started to pester him "what? Ya won`t drink with me?"- and so on, jokingly telling him, that not drinking is first sign of a person, who would sell his mates to the police etc. Just to get him going. One of my pals actually dragged me gently to the side and told me, that this guy won`t touch booze, because both of his parents were alcoholic. That he is eldest brother of four siblings, and that he fought his whole life to be clean, and how he worked hard even, when he was in highschool, just to make money, to give them food, books, clothes. Yeah, there were grandparents, who helped a lot, but they also hadtheir limits, and he also wanted to pay them back, and relief some of their worries: for example, his youngest sister had this school trip, and someone had to pay money for that- for her to have at least few normal moments in her school life... So he took additional shifts, put together enough, sent her somewhere, with school, so she could have friends... And you have to remember, that this was a house, where parents stole from children, just to buy booze- so any gift from grandparents, friends of family, neighbours, teachers- toys, games, clothes, books... All of that had to be protected by a guy, who was 16 at the time, and had to be everywhere at once... And what is more he was 5, when first sibling arrived- which means he was in this Hell for 5 FUCKING YEARS COMPLETELY ALONE. You are just dropped at most shitty hell hole in vicinity, and you have to deal with it, on your own- there is no guide, text bubbles telling you what to do. You work your shit out for yourself. And at he age of 7 he became de facto A FATHER to his siblings... Imagine having to grow up at the age of 7... I don`t even remember it well, and he already had to pass "speed course"...(Some other guy later told me that those siblings of his came out to be people as well, not some drunken assholes, and that they had undying love for him, for all he have done for them, and what he taught them. I do hope so- guy was half grey on the head at the age of 21, i hope they paid him back. He already had fiancee, who told me, that there is no way in hell, she`d want to be only his girlfriend, because he is special)
But to the point-(i hope you do understand i`ll paraphrase, as i don`t really remember every word) so i heard the story, got teary eyed, went back to apologise- guy said, i didn`t do anything wrong really, and that it is fine. And me, with my fucking drunken "tact" said something like:
- I can`t believe it, really. Where did you got all that strength from? In your place i`d be probably drug dealing pimp, or a killer...
- Oh, i have lots to thank my parents for.
- Like what?
- They taught me, how NOT to treat others...
I can`t even tell this story out loud, as my throat is closed completely every time i try- where did this soul was made, and what did they use to create it, because clearly sociophatic asshole, like me, had to be made in different place, with some trash, nobody else wanted. Angel fell off, or what? This guy was more of a man, at the age of 5, then i`ll ever be, no matter how long i`ll live
So Antasma- life did kick this guy time and time again, and he stood up everytime, like it was nothing. He was thrown into the pile of shit, and came out clean and shiny. Hero? Not a ounce of a doubt.
And put it into the context of some assholes crying, that they cannot use gender neutral toilet, or some shit... Yeah, whenever i want to bitch, i have this story play in the back of my head
There are three things all wise men fear; the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the rage of a gentle man
Ah i see what you did there, fellow person of culture
"Good men don't have any rules. And today is not the day to find out why i have so many."
Despite the fact Vader was in more pain the officer had bigger balls than Vader he’s a normal freakin human! Not a Sith Lord who’s a force user he honestly had the biggest balls to stand up to two Sith Lords that could easily have killed him
Alex Arriaga well he’s ignorant to sidious’s power and doesn’t know how much pain he can inflict. Remember they still see him as a regular chancellor/dictator
Stud true the chances that he didn’t know about the powers of Vader and Sidious is 100% but he also had little regard for his life to begin with. I find both Sideous and Vader fascinating In that the emperor is all about slowly breaking his victims and slow hellish torture Vader is more efficient and would rather end the threat outright
Hiekkalinna you have a good point if the Vader comics are anything to go by they’re really nailing the whole inner pain over outward pain that legends pushed
Alex Arriaga there are things far worse than death
@@stud6060 He probably knew that Vader was really powerful though
Guts and courage is what it takes to stand up to evil.
It's called being suicidal.
@@Laesis oof.
@@SalreixVonOtsuu Lol.
@@Laesis "A brave man does not see death where glory stands; that is the coward's duty". -Admiral Thrawn
@@0kewl But a realist does.
It's incredible the amount of lore Star Wars has yet Hollywood continuously make shit movies.....SHAME. SHAME. SHAME
A movie drawing on the Old Republic setting would just be fantastic. Include a Revan storyline (from SWKOTOR, not the online game, couldn't give a toss about that) for maximum points.
There was Palpatine reborn in clone bodies, The Thrawn campaigns, Luke turning to the dark side, reborn palpatine getting killed by his own force storm on the Eclipse, the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion, and Disney just throws all that out in favour of purple-haired admirals and Mary Poppins Leia...
@Michaelle Green Does Rouge One make up for TLJ and middle-school principals as admirals? It does not.
Also it would have been a change of tone, but what an amazing opportunity lost with the Yvuzang Vong wars. SO MUCH potential there. I mean, force-immune invaders from outside the galaxy? Rebels and the Imperial Remnant forced to work together to defeat the alien threat? The capture and partial terraforming of Coruscant? The fact that the massive military buildup during the Imperial era was not just to keep rebellious planets in line, but was also in part due to Palpatine's sensing the invasion coming in the not-too distant future, adding a whole new dimension to his character.
Everything we've seen previously in Star wars has been a galactic civilization fighting itself basically. An intergalactic conflict would up the sale of the whole universe by an entire Kardashav level...
All gone so now we can have Rey the Invincible parts I II and III, plus a few gimmicks from the previous trilogies coated in Disney sugar to make normies go "Hey look- it's Luke! I remember Luke! Psssfft i am your father Psssft... Hey- anyone want to go buy plastic lightsabers?
@@danielharvison7510 Well... if one thing is off the fanbase will pull a rebellion, so you can see why they avoid those stories.
Conor Corrigan lol imagine being mad at an award winning actress for playing a role that makes you upset. Yuhzan Vong were shitty books, Star Wars fans are manbabies
Little known fact: Baylo was secretly cloned, and the clones’ balls were cut off to create the gravity wells on the Eclipse.
Come again
Ruari sheeran Did I stutter.
Dr Numbnuts ye- yeah
Ruari sheeran Fair enough.
Dr Numbnuts 😂😂
"Melt down the ship he beloved into metal to be used for cafeteria trays". That's a lot of cafeteria trays!
The Galactic Empire has a lot of cafeterias.
Uyarasuk Make sure you get the cake first and thank Eddie after that.
Voodoo Ray Grand Moff Izzard: we going to run out of cake at this rate.
In Palpatine's mind : " I am gonna make him suffer till he begs , gonna destroy everything he worked for , gonna..."
*Vader force snaps his neck*
Palpatine : Wtf dude
The man was dying anyway, So he went down like a badass even tho he did not kill the two Siths
**In Vader’s mind...**
**Younglingyounglingsyounglings**
Here he goes again....
Obi-wan: i sense a disturbe- oh, it’s vader again. *sighs* i hate it when he does that
This shit is so funny bro
Vader:kills guy
Palpatine: "No! You should have force choked his nuts."
Vader: I can't! his nuts are too strong
Palpatine: "Then you shoudn't have killed him."
I don't think Vaders powers reach wide enough to grasp this mans balls
"Noooo, nooo, nooo, YOOOOU should've taken his nuts"
Only Darkhelmet stoops low enough to force choke nuts. Hail Scroob.
What’s crazy is that guy is the same age as Palpatine.
The greatest irony in all of this, is the fact that blind obedience (from the cadet) would have resulted in Palpatine's death, had vader not intervened.
And yet Palpatine demanded blind obedience from Vader, in spite of this.
The force is intricate.
@midgetydeath
... thats the irony. Like I said.
Her blind obedience would have resulted in everyone's death.. even in spite of his mastery.
Lord Vader checked after her work only because he was sensitive to this most subtle deception taking place.
And even in that, he was sensitive to what the emperor was blind to. Part of him also knew that the defector would be dangerous to be left alive.
The emperor's casual indulgence in the suffering of other's comes off to Vader as a weakness. And rightfully so.
The seeds of Anakin's 2nd major betrayal continued to grow with each time the emperor failed to understand the force like he could.
Again, the force is complicated.
And the emperor could never hope to match Anakin in sheer contemplation of, and competence of, the force.
I beg to differ. The cadet did use blind obedience, but Vader detected something was off. She obeyed her superior officer, then she obeyed Vader, who was superior to Baylo. In the book, Vader deduces Palpatine ordered Vader the menial task to watch over the bridge because Palpatine knew what was going on, but was putting Vader through another test.
It's in the last chapter of the book _Lords of the Sith_ by Paul S. Kemp (2015), or at least the 2016 version which includes the short story "Orientation," which was originally published in _Star Wars Insider Magazine_ #157.
The force had nothing to do with the stupidity of human interactions when people have disproportionate power over others without meaningful recourse for those subject to that power. The irony you pointed out is appreciated J W. In my opinion, it is the cynicism, arrogance and unwillingness to share power over an entire Galaxy that ultimately kills Palpatine and his dream of a militarized unification of the galaxy systems.
Also, I agree with you J W, the cadet illustrated blind obedience when she should have been confident enough to trust her own calculations and humble enough to consult with others before using hyperspatial navigation equations without double or triple checking them first.
But I also agree that Palpatine could not approach the visceral mastery and contemplation of the force that Anakin possesed having been mentored by two of the greatest Jedi in their modern times.
I love how Palpatine was amused by the officer's rant to the point that Vader killing him irritated Palpatine.
What Palpatine would've done to him is the difference between an Emperor and a Dark Lord of the Sith. Great as always, thank you...
what palpatine would had done is let the man stay on and be tormented in living hell to force him to watch as the navy he knew of get corroupted and turned right before his eyes and had nothing to do it.
@@TheManofthecross Agreed...
@@qtsosa yep he had nothing to lose but his life at this point.
Palpatine's way sounds like a good way to get stabbed in the back.
@@TheManofthecross that wouldnt work..the dude already saw that :P
I actually prefer that Vader killed Baylo. He may not have meant it this way but death is better than corruption. Exactly as Baylo believed.
Tom Val Not sure what you mean by “trust in the light.” I’m just saying that it’s better Baylo die before Sidious could comprise everything he stood for.
Vader. there is still lifht in him. Maybe he killed him out of compation. mixed with envy. if he cant use him then no one would
jason sr torres I didn’t even think of it like that. Personally I think it’s just Vader’s mindset to kill threats as soon as you know about them versus Sidious’ more, well, insidious strategy of co-opting your enemies but who knows? Even at his worse, Vader would have more compassion than his master ever would and the idea of killing as mercy is something he’d come to.
If this were a real life emperor or king, he would have been made an example of, partially because he was a high ranking officer.
The guy first would have been arrested, then beaten or tortured, then there would have been a show trial. Then he would have been tortured again until he gave a confession, then he would have been subjected to a gruesome public execution, to serve as a warning to possible future traitors.
scalywing1 Sidious probably was planning something similar. To utterly destroy him before he let him die.
It's Outrageous!!!
Take a seat, young connor
It's unfair!!!
wrong channel m8
300th thumb up I rule :)...
Lautaro Cruz The Senate will decide on that.
Officer : "No, I won't do what you ordered me to do."
Palpatine : *"I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES"*
L U C A S
LOUDMOUTH
Palpatine: No? NO?! What´s up with this "No" BS all of a sudden? First this angry six foot peppershaker says "No" when I give him a shiny new starship, now this wrinkly old Muggel tries to do that too? That´s it, you´re getting lightninged! And I swear to the force, if anyone else tries to pull that "No" crap, say for example some whiny blond Jedi boy when I try to pull him to the dark side I´m gonna throw myself down an elevator shaft!
Darth Vader (whispers): Lord Vader will remember that...
I read this as the Robot Chicken Palpatine voice, this would make a great addition to the many Robot Chicken Star Wars parodies.
@@EchthelionII same here
Nice
NoHarmony nice profile pic 😂
This should be in chicken Robot
The one flaw in his plan was talking too much. The "Your emperor" comment alerted Vader, which caused Vader to dig deeper into the matter. Had he never spoken to Vader, it would have went unnoticed and his plan of Defiance would have succeeded...
Maybe. Or maybe the danger sense of one of this two powerful force-users would have kicked in. Or Rae would have worked over the things a second time on her own and would have done something AFTER he left (she seems the woman to do so).
Marc Bartuschka haha "danger sense" lmao "My spider senses are tingling" lol "That's not how the force works!"
@@anonymousshawn9996
And who are you to know to 100 percent that it was not some kind ob warning that triggered Vader to had a deeper look into that? Palps (Vader much less) sensed things which were far away, and a imminent threat to their life right under their nose...
Marc Bartuschka it's all speculation honestly. IMO, the force isn't some mystical bs, it's scientific fact (M×A2=F). "I can feel your anger,"-Palpatine in ROTJ, shows the force ability of psychology and behavioral assessment. All of these Force powers have some basis in real scientific fact, albeit, a little exaggerated. So using that logic, Vader hearing that comment paid extra attention to the details of that incident, which in turn, alerted him to the psychological distress of Sloan, which in turn, caused the calculation to be double-checked. But that's just my opinion. I guess "from a certain point of view,"-Obiwan in ANH, it can be viewed as the force that alerted Vader after all haha.
@@anonymousshawn9996
Yeah, that is true. I am of course aware that even powerful force user could be tricked and ambushed. The power and effect seems even to differ for the same person from situation to situation. I am just not sure that this plan would have worked in ANY case even if the guy had hold his tongue...
And so the ship was melted into trays and one day Vader took a tray in the cafeteria and said
"This one is wet"
"This one is wet"
"This one is wet"
"This one is wet"
"This one is wet"
"This one is wet"
"Did you dry these in a rain forrest?"
Yes
I see what you did there
I don't get this sad little joke
@@MadMax-yq9ix
Perhaps... just perhaps..
It is not the joke that is sad and little.
This comes from the life of:
Mr. Stevens - Head of Catering.
You can find it and learn and grow padawan.
:^7
Mad Max are you Jeff Vader?
Emperor: "I will need 110% effort."
Baylo: "That's impossible. You can't give more than 100%."
He was in charge of a ship named Defiance what did you expect?
Lol!😂
Irony and foreshadowing
My first thought when I read the video title was, "Hmm. Wonder how Vader killed him."
Same.
Yup
it was probably the usual way
I just assumed Vader Force choked the guy.
Same as always. He isn't exactly varied unless it's in combat.
How did Baylo walk into the meeting with balls made out of pure adamantium?
adamantium balls in SW universe. Tell me, how is that not the most ambitious crossover in history?
adamantium balls....so this guy is a guardsman or what?
cool thing he was against this....false.....corpse emperor palpatine guy.
he was old and didn't give a shit anymore.
@@nyipnyop Well, they are both owned by Disney now. Corporate synergy FTW!
Adamantium?! Lame. Nope, this guy clearly got castrated at some point, then decided "Meh, I'll just kick Thor's ass and make me some new balls out of his Mjolnir". This guy's got URU BALLS!!
oh, vader's a gatekeeper??
"Oh, you think you have pain, I know REAL pain.." Yeah, Vader, that still doesn't fix the guy's back
To be fair, when you lose all your limbs and burn in lava while the guy who fucked you over yells down at you about prophecies or some such. I think you have the undeniable right to critique people who have back problems
Kross I don’t think you do have that right, let’s not forget that it wasn’t even Baylo saying he had back problems, Vader is a bitch who can’t accept other people can feel pain also, Vader signed up for pain when he became a Sith.
@@That_Guy_Ty Lmfao I thought he became a sith to protect his love
@@Krosstic "while the guy who fucked you over yells down at you" made me laugh so hard. i just imagined anakin laying there dying while kenobi yells at him from on top of the hill lmfao
@@Krosstic lmao the fact that anakin wasn't listening to ANY of that when Obi wan was yelling about prophecies makes me laugh 😂 cause like who tf would care or listen after being lit on fire with all your limbs cut off
I think Palpatine likes defiant interaction from others. Being a politician for decades, he probably finds such things as entertaining. Vader, however, does not think on the same wavelength.
Palpatine gets a force stiffy when someone defies him. However, he gets his rocks off "reminding" them who is in charge.
Glad he did Palpatine had a big ego and he was really brave glad you do these video.
@@nathanmalone1047 lol
It's Unfair!!!
Star Wars theory rocks
I swear the comment above you is “It is outrageous”
JoniukasVader take a seat
I feel you, Vader the pampered dickhead got babysat by his boyfriend Palpatine, saw a bit of action alongside replaceable troops, and was born magic, meanwhile the guy raised and trained leaders just to watch them die on a regular basis, watched a good society turn in on itself, was absorbed by an organization full of panzy crybaby sithlords that kill everything because poor little vadey killed his girlfriend and sucked so much at fighting he never heard of the high ground, and was now training soldiers for those crybaby sithlords.
Kathryn
The fact that the old "tough as death" dude was about to be spared for the Emperor's amusement is something. Vader, well... does what Vader does. It's like a sitcom.
Palpatine: "Vader!"
Vader: "Oops. I must've... snapped!"
*laugh track*
Well, considering how Vader kept his propensity for one-liners...
That was amusing. Makes me think Vader was trolling Palpatine as much as he was executing someone for treason.
Rebel alliance should make a sand deathstar to kill vader
Yes, earth vader is indeed a powerful enemy, even more so than air vader
Auto correct at it's best
He went to the Lars home to learn about Luke.
@@xxxxx6622 ...but all that changed when the fire Vader attacked..
The ISB wants to know your location
Man, this is such a good story. An assassination attempt hidden in an interaction that was so subtle. I love this.
Everyone's talking about balls, like tf 😂
Because everyone on the imperial army is very scared of Vader and Palpatine. This is the first time someone stood up to the two sith lords.
@Apathetic Apparition the weeb comminity is the last group you want coming for you
Not those balls!
Balls as in guts
Guts as in courage
11037 subs no videos? gambler We stand together! All of us!
What? Were those ball jokes too much for your eyeBALLS?
I was honestly waiting for the commandant's little "change" in coordinates to become a test; like "don't always blindly trust what your superiors tell you." Or I thought he would show up to the meeting and reveal that his teachings were not just for the cadets, but for Vader's command skills, too. Oh well.
This little video and story alone, is better than last jedi and force awakens
Sick of this shit from people like you, it's boring and annoying.
@@her0880 The truth often hurts Star Wars casuals like yourself
@@pingupangu1
Oof
Strong white men: check
none white women and other races with white men: check
no feminism: check
yeah this is good stuff.
@@morgulstower5839 I love TFA and TLJ, but, I think you're very wrong. Star Wars was actually quite ahead of its time, just because a lot of the heroes are white males, doesn't mean that it's sexist and racist or whetever you think it is. The two sci fi giants Star Wars and Star Trek have ways been ahead of their time, with females and people of colour as good strong characters and in positions of power.
Damn this was very impactful, I wished this would be in a MOVIE
Don't hold your breath. The Star Wars movies now are about selling toys, not producing impactful stories.
Damn that officer has so much nerves...
Can't wait to become an old grumpy person who gives no shits aswell!
1:26 It ticked me off when lord Vader thought the old man didn't really know pain just because he never experienced as much pain that Vader did. Just because the old man's pain was nothing like Vader's, does not mean the old man's pain did not count .
Yeah, Vader had a classic case of "my case is worse, so yours doesn't count"
Dude, are those balls of steel getting heavy?
It's why he has back pain :p
5 in a row
No wonder they keep making multiple death stars
Vader: I sense a great disturbance in the force......
Palpy: Yeah, it's the pair that Baylo keeps between his legs
Palpatine: I will transfer you on corelia
Baylo: No
Palpatine: Dew it!
Baylo: No
Palpatine: What kind of force ability is that?
Vader: Can I learn this power?
Baylo: Not from a sith
Baylo: but as an old man with no disabilities
This is why I love stories like this. Even as a kid, I always wondered why would anyone want to join The Empire? Clearly their intentions are not to protect, but to enslave. Surely many people within The Empire realized that fact. So I love the fact that Baylo realized how corrupt not just the navy, but the senate, and The Republic turned Empire had become. Politics in Star Wars was always interesting to me.
For the average person, the Empire means security and safety, you just have to trade a few "minor" freedoms for it. In return, the Empire wipes out pirates, standardizes everything making life easier and stops raid on worlds. It's easy to see why people join. Most people would never see Palpatine or Vader or any of the atrocities they commit.
Sounds a lot like a country that is known for their "freedom"
@@shadowscall7758 Yup, the same is happening right now. Out of fear of Covid, many of us were willing to trade in our freedom for security. Worse, willing to trade in the freedom of others, the "unvaccinated", in order to feel safe. Now Phizar has admitted that their vaccine hasn't even been tested on whether or not it reduces the chance of covid spread, and STILL our governments want to have more power to "combat" the virus. Strange, isn't it?
@@eyesforthewise Not just that one, but pretty much any of the developed countries.
@@shadowscall7758 they would atleast know something was going on though definitely at-least after alderan was destroyed. But yeah it usually wouldn’t be that bad if you were Human or from one of the Core and Colony Worlds.
We all gotta remember not everyone knew that anakin was Vader one of the best pilots in the galaxy
I don't think everybody knew that Vader was Anakin, this was a closely guarded secret
He was the Jedi, the Pilot, and the Hot One .............
If you didn't get that last part, I'm talking about him with Kenobi in Mustfar
@@Adenfall ahsoka: am I a joke to you?
@@Adenfall At least in the new canon, I think Tarkin and Thrawn also knew who Vader used to be.
“And he was never seen again”
My prediction
This absolute legend was extremely brave. We need more of him
"I *order* you to SURRENDER THAT SHIP!"
"No sir"
"..."
"ARREST THAT MAN!"
Thank you for this xD
I got it!
GIVE... ME... THAT... SHIP...
_This truly is it, Chief._
@@donaldsterling1631 Nope.
Darth Vader: "I've altered the deal... admiral, pray I DO NOT alter it again..."
I'm reminded of the Lando scene in robot chicken where he kept altering the deal every time he said "This deal gets worse all the time." and Vader would come back up the elevator.
Good Jemar Good.....
*I'm not even a star wars fan but i do enjoy some of their films.* *That being said i wasnt that keen to hear this story, but i loved how you told it.* *I found myself disappointed once the video ended.. Because you stopped talking.* *Subscribed.*
Same man, same, but without the sub.
I love the difference between Vader and Palpatine. Vader gets mad? Your throat caves in and you don’t see the light of day again. Palpatine gets mad? Everything you love is destroyed, and everything you know is turned upside down, and then you’re left in the middle of it. Shows how straightforward and impatient Vader is, he wants the immediate reward, or punishment in this case. Palpatine? He’s willing to sit it out and allow the world to have its way with you, because he doesn’t see punishment as a tool, he sees it as his own enjoyment. He’s a sadist.
In short? Vader doesn't respect you enough to devote the time needed for anything other than breaking your neck.
Palpatine just got bored with the bureaucracy of running an empire. He enjoyed these little challenges. He can kill anything he wants so its not a particularly entertaining thing to do.
I love it how at the end as a middle finger to Baylo they rename the ship to the Obedience
This man’s ship is too small to accommodate those massive balls of dura-steel
How do you know how big his balls are? You seen them? Felt them? Um... Taste them?
I don't know ask the other 500 people commenting similar things and not only me-sort of asinine
+Brolution Gaming Dude it's ok, I'm nit judging and I have nothing but respect. If you like balls well you just like balls
Ladies Love the Moon Knight You realize you’re going nowhere with this, you just look stupid.
Then again, I admire a person of your mindless behavior, I’m surprised with such a low brain cell count how you can muster up such a dogshit comeback.
+Brolution Gaming It's been four days, I thought you gave this thread a rest. Idk why you are getting so offended by this thread. You like balls, I said I don't judge, end of story
What a badass.
You can hear his balls drag across the floor!
More like drag across their face in disrespect
Ray Longoria drag across their face in DEFIANCE!
😂😂☠️☠️
No wonder his back are hurting, dragging his own balls across
I can hear you suckling on it.
Officer: Me
Vader: Mom asking me to take out the trash.
Young Man ok I’m going to try and guess what he meant and see if I got it right. He’s the officer with his balls of steel but when his mother says something he’s like vader?
@@stud6060 how do you not undersand this its really strait forward
@@stud6060 He told his mom no and his mom got angry. Get help
「Rinne」 where did you get that from lol
Stud Let's your mom was vader and you were the officer. She tell yours to take out the trash.
Now in the video the officer disagrees with palpatine by saying no he won't do this or that.
You're basically telling your mom: "No i won't take out the trash i don't care if you kill me"
Now tell me how hard was it to understand?
The Imperial Hierachy in terms of sass are as follows:
-Baylo
-Sidious
-Vader
Replace sidious with obi wan kenobi and you're good to go
Imperial and sass huh? Where's Tarkin?
@@anakinskinwalker1724 As present as he was in the movies
@@Espartanica So in other words..
defeated?
@4:56 "The Senate dissolved its pact with the people the very moment it allowed for a tyrant to take over."
That's gangsta!
That guy was smart, tried to get rid of the problem.
All for the Republic
Yeah but like , I mean against the sith Lords like this dude was delusional
What about all the innocent officers and soldiers on the ship?
@@scutumfidelis1436 Innocent? Not anymore.
Good to know that not all officers where spineless cowards.
Funny how the one officer with a spine also had chronic back problems.
@@josephattwell1006 The guy had to walk around with those heavy ass balls. Cut him some slack
@@dr.boring7022 Fair
Jose Hernandez Martinez Yeah because they are just useless characters
Expect this officer
this guy was old at this point in his life didn't care what would happen to him he stood his ground that takes guts
This dude could’ve ended the whole Empire so soon after it started if Vader hadn’t been in the room and/or hadn’t had the instinct to check the cadet’s work. What a real one
The mans got balls that’s for sure
Though he is fictional, so really he has no balls at all.
If i see anothet comment about this guy's balls im going to go insane
Edit: I guess you can say I will go "nuts"
This guy's balls
Where is the bleach
Same, I’d go nuts.
A MovingPicture balls in your face
you just made one.
Palpatine: YOU KILLED HIM, VADER! GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOURE GROUNDED
This man had balls of pure steel
this mans balls can recreate the death star to be invulnerable
110th like
Palpatine was right, a true Sith never kills unless he stands to profit from it. To repurpose such a person to their service would have been a true victory.
KaiserAfini anger rage there the path to the service of the dark side this does not apply only to force sensitives even those haven’t unlocked the force can feel the pull palpatine a victory would have turning baylo to his service fanning his anger and hatred turning him into a true imperial navy man plus he was impressed by his will to kill everyone on the ship
@@GnosisZX Exactly, its a core tenet of Darth Bane's Sith Order: never let passing emotion or instant gratification get in the way of objectivity, you control the dark side, not the other way around.
MonkeySocks his resolve was what impressed palatine though, you must also realise that he is very manipulative and most of his loyal servants used to be his enemies.
MonkeySocks but yes I do agree that’s what Vader would have thought but that’s why he was nothing more than a warrior while palpatine was a strategist
Never thought of it that way.. Very Wise.. very Sith Like.. lmao
90% of this comment section are balls
@@hippieshit6905 you are a hippie shit
Hippie Shit accurate name
ahaha yup