BitLife But I Speedrun Death!

Me and ‪@MisterCrainer‬ are BACK in BitLife, but today is a little bit different! We are trying to speedrun our way to death, which is not the norm on this game.. but how quickly can we do it!?

[@Alosci1001]

5:50 crazy 💀

[@theblueaxolotl9721]

Yoooo

[@natalietynan2573]

Is not

[@PickelsA6]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@natalietynan2573bro it literally says Jelly van vucht , cus jelly’s full name is Jelle van vucht

[@Playz_Matt]

You can add custom characters in Bitlife like that one time they got Josh

[@AsupYtea]

@@PickelsA6 its not, bitlife saves custom characters

[@zackerysilver7438]

that jelly part is so unexpected but hey CHEERS TO THE CANCER IN TESTICLE

[@melaniebromley3456]

CHEERS

[@GL1TCHgaming59]

Perv

[@Cr7fromheaven7]

5:54 BRO wished he did that in real life😂

[@Redblue-124]

Fr

[@Cr7fromheaven7]

A friend😂

[@The_C.S.V.W_Clan]

5:50 😂😂😂😂 Coincidence I think not
But how did they know??

[@ChezburgerOzla]

When you make custom characters in previous lives theres a small chance of them appearing in the next game as a npc

[@The_C.S.V.W_Clan]

@ChezburgerOzla hmm didn't know that even though I play bitlife

[@SKY_72711]

12:26 classical British man having to drink tea before doing something
17:51 yay more tea

[@cyclonentity]

5:52 Lol bro rejected jelly 🤣🤣

[@rohan-c9w]

naahhh now slogo and jelly have been in the game crainer next

[@Winnerz32]

5:50 I’m sensing some déjà vu 💀

[@youcancallmeOJ_10]

5:50 this is crazy I wonder what would be jelly’s reaction 😂

[@SirTXC444]

Damn Craigslist is now roasting us Africans

[@tuttu_doge]

Craigslist? That's a new one and I like it

[@LogiMans-zm8cc]

True im kinda affended

[@Kelly-Ann_2011]

@@LogiMans-zm8cc I am Offended

[@Halogens28]

5:54 funniest moment in the video followed by Crainer's laugh

[@prajjawalgupta8613]

Josh Didn't gamble Today, Its a Sad day.

[@Nightmare_Gamin]

🎰

[@EPIC_FIRE312]

Ye

[@lynziesthings]

17:40 Crainer's so dirty minded 😭

[@Anime_Moments56]

Crainer offended so many Indians that even bitlife denied his entry into India lol

[@JamesDavies69]

Blue comment on yt ??

[@EternalKaisen2]

5:50 WHAT?! 😭

[@Btd6permaspikes]

Thats why he left the group😔

[@AdamBouChahine]

5:50 was crazy

[@Desguised_arch]

yep
sad how they rejected jelly

[@AdamBouChahine]

@@Desguised_arch yeahh

[@ravin_25]

7:09perfect harmony

[@AgamBansal-w6e]

5:52 nahh 💀

[@J-beanplayz]

I played this with a random life and died at the age of 4 because I poked my 6 year old sister. She then LAUNCHES A ROCKET LAUNCHER AT MY BACK AND I DIE!!! 😂

[@kirashields7383]

What the hell 😂😂 some of the actions in bitlife are so violent for no reason 😂

[@BharghavYarramsetty]

First of all why did u do that? Second what the helly molly jelly cranny joshnny kwebblly dude

[@BharghavYarramsetty]

Hi bruh

[@bobbywalkenhorst3793]

thats crazy

[@amirshyam3041]

I was actually think by that this would be a good bitlife idea so when I saw the title I knew it would be good, nice job guys keep it up 👍

[@SKY_72711]

5:50 is wild but ps you might have saved jelly as a person who can pop up in other lives which you can delete if you want to
Also testicle cancer at 3 is crazy lol

[@DavisKefa]

Josh: what would be a shady country
Crainer's mind: India

[@PANEnttt]

"thats my favorite activity"
-craber 2024

[@ThatKidBAM]

5:50 💀

[@dhananjayc.s6873]

Crainer is done dirty with the thumbnail

[@woocoodoo1989]

5:51 got my laughing so hard

[@MrLevy-f3v]

Crainer offending an entire continent.💀

[@Emo_PonyAlli]

This was fun to watch you guys play this was crazy tho.

[@Daepiccwolf]

Bruh seriously avoided the man the myth the legend....... Damn first my innocence gone now my childhood......... Shit
R.I.P kid with testical cancer.

[@gamer_sworld]

5:50 went everyone dying 🤣

[@llamabanana4862]

Craig Vs sludge

[@IAMWHO0]

5:53 you know u could add names so they appear as characters in the game 😂😂😂😂

[@KaedenTavares]

Petition for someone to make a completion of all the moments crainer angered a country

[@LVSiscooli]

That's crazy 5:50 WOW 😂😭

[@JJTOof69]

The world record of life speedrun is 0 years old, ur still a long way from breaking it

[@desireecordova1821]

5:50 ummmmmmm guys(jelly van Vucht) hmmm i wonder where ive heard that name before 🤔

[@Lilcapp-yn9dv]

Plasma is what the blood cells flow on

[@shaynebepitel4345]

5:51 bro the name was perfect too

[@amirshyam3041]

1:17 Nigeria apparently has one of the lowest life expectancy rates in the world, so this is rare footage of Crainer being smarter than Josh 😂😂😂

[@Shadowbeater]

Bro the fact that it is Jelly's full name😂 Well Its Jelle van Vucht but its close enough 😂

[@PhantomXDXD]

1:00 i was born in Africa Crainer why me!!! XD

[@Duddyofficial1st]

RACISM BY CARBONARA

[@Kabrixx]

I’m also from Africa and also a Nigerian 😢

[@Codmletsgo]

OMG 9:05 I LOVE WATCH ME WHIP WHIP WHATCH ME NAY NAY

[@adedoyinsamo7307]

5:49 A Sign of reincarnation

[@kevinhope9161]

7:04 mmmmm Anton as a pet I wonder were that came from mmmmm😂😂🎉❤❤

[@Wwewestham4life]

The croupis a diseased cough that is extended by previous conditions

[@Octavious-q4e]

7:15 I am only 14 and I have three swords, two bayonets, 21 knives, one musket, one flintlock pistol, and two DEFUSED grenades!

[@JaguarBros]

The more Karma you get the longer you live

[@avsretsog]

Speedrun:...
Me:pulls out auto clicker

[@Naartjie-Animations]

Really Crainer?! Disrespecting Africa! A whole continent 😂

[@ethantasti2521]

hes coming for south america next

[@Naartjie-Animations]

@@ethantasti2521 Fr💀

[@NalediMotheo-t1p]

They lost a sub

[@aidanladstetter8827]

Bro why does it almost perfectly say jelly’s name 😂

[@DangJackBarr-m4e]

5:54 why did he wish he did that in real life? 🤣

[@DarinAli-tg7fk]

We get Slogo real name and Jelly name all is left is for container name

[@Mr.Sharkyson]

Slg please make a video of bitlife where you try to get the longest prison sentence!

[@CapnKiem]

Omg, I'm German with Italian heritage and thats my birthday🤣🤣🤣

[@RocPerotti]

the way they put black was crazy

[@ArthurDenis-pw3kp]

Why does Crainer has a very denmarkish voice of all a sudden

[@Chris-A-D]

0:49 wow bro wow😢😢 0:59

[@UpsidedownYT-q3m]

10:56 this happened to me when I was playing ️BitLife I was playing at one. I was in lunch in school, and I tried pushing my father down the stairs and obviously this is a ️BitLife, but I tried pushing him down the stairs. He dodged me and I fell down the stairs and it said I died because I committed murder.

[@Sophiathe1-j6o]

5:50. Jelly wants to come back to the group that is messed up. I can’t believe that the name actually says jelly. Honestly I don’t wanna be saying this, but I actually kind of missed the Old group with the trio but I’m getting over it now so whatever.

[@zackerysilver7438]

SUUUUUUUUUP BIG FAN HERE SINCE 2019

[@Cr7fromheaven7]

congrats

[@fredhead7169]

@@Cr7fromheaven7 on what

[@Cr7fromheaven7]

​@@fredhead7169idk

[@akashialondontalent9691]

I’ve been a fan for 6 years so 2018

[@comradegodfox6927]

I have been a fan since 2015 or 2016

[@itsannatobehonest574]

Ouuuu Crainer is tatted 🥴well I just became a fan😩😂😂

[@zanelenxumalo1896]

Crainer your words hurt wow i was born in Africa and it is beautiful

[@maddieeeeandboon]

yesssssss I love bit life!!!

[@JYLANCE]

13:31 damn crainer

[@GamingDen-SavageGaming]

Bro just roasted the whole of Africa within two minutes into the video

[@Dirt-bike-RIPPER]

Btw if anybody is wondering the basketball player with yellow eyes he’s talking about is Michael Jordan

[@duaaibrahim4894]

5:50 is wild😭🙏🏻

[@bobloosam123]

the part about LeBron James, it could be magic johnson, MJ, or lots of other people

[@FolukeOgunnaike]

Crainer chill out man 😢

[@torqster9230]

BRO HAVING HIS MOMENT CAUGHT ON CAMERA 12:24

[@rominskih]

5:51 sweet…

[@imtoadstoolx2295]

oh so that’s why my eyes r yellow

[@Thedarkknight27474]

12:28 it’s British culture crainer

[@Saku_edits855]

W

[@paulsingh5635]

Nah no way jelly is in the game 😂😂😂

[@adamchestney8074]

Like good new video slogo and crainder

[@Chrome-MC]

5:50 i think bitlife added that just for them

[@yotube26255]

1:00 BROOOOOOOOO

[@OLLI-Z-x1r]

WHY HELLO MY FAIR HAIRY CHESTED ELVES!

[@sarahhill5411]

5:50 is slogo and crainers real like lol

[@davareddy2329]

I am not going to watch SLG because of cranier

[@crainer4211]

5:51 😂

[@mrr2496]

Crainer meant Michael Jordan, not Lebron James

[@priyankaamitghosh4316]

The best name for to be dead
The menace Niko omilana

[@RedMacs_og]

5:50 How does this happen? Did you guys actually make that happen on purpose or is that actually a random feature in the game?

[@WCMorningWatcherWC-therian]

Srry slg fans, how many fan points do I lose for 1 minute late?

[@SplitzTF]

953

[@Cheese-l2v]

Around 60

[@Mine2craft123]

12:26 cup of tea

[@SayanHaqueOfficial]

wiowiwoowowowoww

[@unbabyer]

bro it u can name friends in bitlife cuz thats jellys real namee 5:50

[@DiamondWorldwide880]

Crainer be a raspiest

[@Wafflesarethegoat]

now josh is a sarieotyper

[@LillyFisher-v6w]

He probably won’t make it to 30😂🤣

[@KellyTyrrell-z4y]

Hi slogo and crippler

[@Cr7fromheaven7]

carbonator
cundunsationer
hairdryer
cumunitor

[@CoreyYT123]

crippler doesnt work😀

[@KellyTyrrell-z4y]

@@CoreyYT123 why not

[@KKfire-CHL03]

Will you guys be playing marvel rivals tomorrow

[@sebastiancarson9811]

crainer and slogo i have a chaleng for you you have to put your mosue on the g in age up and just press where g is and if there is not a question where your mosue is then click the close one

[@Charlie-l5j]

Yeaaaaaa

[@KalebDow-r2l]

Hey do you guys hang out with any of your old freinds from UA-cam by guys i mean slogo and crainer

[@Imakecommercials419]

I died when I was born

[@Lilcapp-yn9dv]

You regretted jelly that’s sad

[@archieh2796]

I've actually had croup you just can breath well

[@onethkasthuriarachchi7785]

No way bro rejected Jelly