UK/ Europe stand up shows: 17th Nov '24 Manchester 22nd Nov '24 Amsterdam 23rd Nov '24 London 24th Nov '24 Dublin Tickets on raunaqrajani.in/ Mumbai trial show: in.bookmyshow.com/events/raunaq-rajani-writes-new-jokes/ET00415255 Bangalore 8th dec in.bookmyshow.com/events/manchild-raunaq-rajani/ET00419882
after the previous episode with the RATS i didn't think this show could get crazier 😂. Deep, Maheep and Raunaq on 🔥sooo good . mad fun being in such stellar company.
@@unzonked bruh he’s a privileged piece of shit, who gains sympathy by using his sexuality and house help lol. He’s a disgrace for LGBTQ, he’s anything but humble. Ma ka lawda
18:10 he probably was talking about anish bhagat, he’s been known to do this, he hires people to act like his sugar daddies which is very cringe !!! idek why he does that
Sadly, the story of a guy dying and his wife getting married to his younger brother is very real and happening in the society. I’m literally the child of that second marriage 💀💩 Wish there was a way to undo all of this madness.
You know I've been re-watching the older relationship episodes this week and wondering if a new episode is gonna come or is the season over. Ecstatic to see it! Btw, Raunaq have you considered making a Patreon or like a UA-cam membership where you release the full episodes? Cause I'd definitely pay to watch it since I can't see them in person.
Congratulations to deep!!🎉 From finding a girl on LinkedIn to telling love is a fck-all thing to proposing his girlfriend in Japan, he's come a long way 😁✨
to answer the question for how much to wait to propose to the crush there is a mathematical answer... step 1> track the social media, e-com and adds engagement.. and use the algorithm to predict how fast is her rate of moving on..observe and collect data for couple of weeks and then put in some interpolation equations like Pade's or lagrangian's or any other used by ML and data science... the same way they predict they show very accurate personalized adds for finding love, how to not be alone, or buy something particular etc
These actors (Ik she isn't one) lie about their age all the time. Either she didn't get married at 17... Or she's lying about dating him for 5 years. It was probably 5 months. It was a one night stand remember??
This is the 1st time I have heard of this influencer and I am so curious to find this particular reel, lol. I believe he has deleted it or my stalking skills are not that great after all. If someone gets dooooo drop itt
About the dead best friend question, if this guy wants to get with the 'almost widow', could I get that guy to introduce me to the 'sad and vulnerable' girlfriend?
26:28 Heyy I like her. I have not been with a woman for more than a decade now since we parted. Just couldn't move on. Some people are like that. This lady may resonatewith my emotions (I assume). If this comment reaches her by any chance please let me know I would like to meet once. Thank you
UK/ Europe stand up shows:
17th Nov '24 Manchester
22nd Nov '24 Amsterdam
23rd Nov '24 London
24th Nov '24 Dublin
Tickets on raunaqrajani.in/
Mumbai trial show: in.bookmyshow.com/events/raunaq-rajani-writes-new-jokes/ET00415255
Bangalore 8th dec in.bookmyshow.com/events/manchild-raunaq-rajani/ET00419882
kwality walls :p
i was looking for the पिंड comment
vadilal... expensive as amul tastes like kwality chi chi xD
Any shows in January??
Cream bell is the worst
I also thought the 1990s as an era honestly 😂😂
i think she said 1900s.. though that can also be an era AND name of the place at the same time
1900's
Because you were born in 2005 perhaps my child ;)
I am 54 and so did I think she was referring to the 1900 as years / era 😀
true we ain't ancient ☠
Balraj is such a gentleman, he gave his seat to Deep
😂😂
This is gotten out of hand😂 and I lovee itt😂😂😂
i didn't get the reference 😅
@@rajat0610India's got latent
Omgssss 😂😂😂
“Married her sweetheart… she has diabetes” killed me 😂
Can u explain I don't understand
@@SahithSahi-dk6ks Lol, so it means that she married her sweetheart (her husband) but she has diabetes , so like she hates her husband lmao
I just read Maheep in the title and clicked the video but then was like where is Maheep ji
In the post credits
@@RaunaqRajani😂😂 just reached that part
Exactly
underrated comment!!! lol
Mummy kai....
So glad Hoezay is back again yayyy !! Just his presence makes it 10x funnier 😂
The sheer viscosity....
@@zeus3086 Hahahaha you know it
That’s why many comedians in India are famous just cause of their presence.
this might’ve been the funniest relationsh!t advice till now !! loved maheep and hoezay together lmaooo
after the previous episode with the RATS i didn't think this show could get crazier 😂. Deep, Maheep and Raunaq on 🔥sooo good . mad fun being in such stellar company.
Thank you for getting out of your house for this nonsense bhai. I love having you on (especially when you’re in a shirt)
Dude was in his element in this episode! Was also killing in that shirt as well!
Anish Bhagat's content always seemed too good to be true.... not surprised honestly
Wtf, is it really anish's ? He looks like such a sweet guy and all. I'm interested.
Yes when they narrated the story, I remembered the reel. It was Anish
I NEED THE LINKKK
2 famous questions!!!
Maheep Sir: Mummy Kaisi hai?
Maheep Madam: Are you Crazy??
I love how he’s talking about Anish and how some random strangers from the audience connected the dots and said she knows the roommate 😂
Can u tell insta id😮
@@CarsworldXtrdafuq
Which Anish I need the tea too 😭
Anish Bhagat?
@@rocktopus101 is it his insta I'd 😆
Maheep is the mean girls wali cool mom fr😂
I'm not a regular mom , ima cool mom😉😉
she's cool and humorous too. But the fake accent is a bit off-putting.
Lol
@@HiteshP-l7vit’s not fake she’s grown up in Australia I think
Let me say this...this show deserves far more traction then Latent.
Exactly!!
Naaah
Now that you have said it..... take it back before people start trolling you😂😂
Nah let this stay underrated
Nope !!
Benifit of being chronically online on UA-cam
The influencer is Anish Bhagat
Yeah everyone knows lmaooo
@@friedsugar2701 i didnt know
@@friedsugar2701 i didnt know too
I didn't knowwww
Can someone link the reel being talked about here?
@@anilatarannumI was gonna ask for the same thing
I accepted Hoezaay wearing reading glasses. But now he's wearing a shirt. Nah this is a bit too much. Need the Batman or comic series tshirts bro.
Bro I swear I said the same thing to him 😂
brozay dressing up for the bollywood wife is kind of disappointing. he is this big lebowski figure to me.
IKR! I still think about the vine tshirt a lot
Dude !! It looked liked a tshirt until I read this. Ohh why God why ! He is looking smart though. 😂
@discofighter6925 ayyy sthu i was at a funeral before this ok
10:18 ohmygod ive never laughed so hard 😹 the ‘thank you maheep’ and the chaos that ensued after, absolutely loved it
I love Maheep mam. She is so real and funny… her children are so lucky to have her as mom.
I saw the thumbnail and I said to myself: “Schway Schway!”
I have seen your comments on so many videos. It's like I know you in person. That too, I have been seeing your comments for years.
@@woman8765Hello! Thank you for your kind words. I feel like people know too much about me now 😂
@PokhrajRoy. they're all dope comments, tho. And taste kinda matches, or you're chronically online.
@@woman8765 Haha yes all of it is true
You guys should get married
comment section irl joke was god tier lmaoooo
I always thought that Anish is such a humble queer guy but after knowing this bruh everyone is diff irl n what we see on social media
And who is that? Hearing his name for the 1st time tbh😅😂😂😂
@@Destination_Unknown713 The fake influencer
@@unzonked bruh he’s a privileged piece of shit, who gains sympathy by using his sexuality and house help lol. He’s a disgrace for LGBTQ, he’s anything but humble. Ma ka lawda
What did he do?
Dont always influencers seem fake? Queer or not
IDEK IF YOUR WIFE SAID THIS TODAY
I love you RAUNAQ
thanks for adding subtitles
She did say the second part
Btw all episodes will have it now and I’ve gotten someone to put them on the old ones too
Jose mixing it up by wearing a shirt out of nowhere! Love it!
just 2:45 minutes into the video and my respect for Sanjay Kapoor has touched the sky
18:09 that dubai was more than enough🤣🤣
who is he?
Who?
Anish bhagat
WHAT A CRAZYYY EPISODE!!!! pls release longer episodes this went by in a fluke 😭
Hoezay is fucking TOP MAN HE NEEDS TO BE THERE EVERY EPISODE
I knew Anish Bhagat was fake af 😂😂😂
Maheep is the celebrity we never had but the one we always wanted
I liked 'Name-muting' idea with that 'kukkudku' voice 😂 hilarious it was
Who was it??
Finally watching a show that was shot and released in the same month. And not half a year apart
18:10 he probably was talking about anish bhagat, he’s been known to do this, he hires people to act like his sugar daddies which is very cringe !!! idek why he does that
The way this will go be on reddit so soon😂
I love this show so much!!! Thank you for posting!
God i love Maheep!!! she's so freaking hilarious
Right??? She's such a personality 😂😂😂
we all know that influencer guy they are talking about😭😭😭😭
I wanna know as welllll
Anish Bhagat is the influencer
Sadly, the story of a guy dying and his wife getting married to his younger brother is very real and happening in the society. I’m literally the child of that second marriage 💀💩 Wish there was a way to undo all of this madness.
Only "Dubai" was enough hint for all of us to know who is it, Lmao-
Who?? What? I want to knw
@@musicON06+1
It's that guy who's grandma is sick, the one where he goes to meet rich Arabs and goes on dates with them right?
Whooooo??
Anish for f's sake ANISSSSH
Maheep and raunaq share history
Please never stop this series. Best thing on the internet ❤
It was really sad no one remembered that when one partner dies the other can start dating only after 8 years... Remember Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 😅
Oh shitt that’s the story in reverse 😂
You know I've been re-watching the older relationship episodes this week and wondering if a new episode is gonna come or is the season over. Ecstatic to see it!
Btw, Raunaq have you considered making a Patreon or like a UA-cam membership where you release the full episodes? Cause I'd definitely pay to watch it since I can't see them in person.
Take a shot every time Maheep says, "Are you CRAZZZY?"
hozae and maheep were toooo funny🤣🤣🤣🤣 raunak too good!!
This episode honestly I didn't thought would be this AMAZING, loved it!
23:30 Sounds like the plot of Norwegian Wood by Murakami 😂😂
we have the same brain oh my god
EXACTLY!!!!!
lol
29:19 So glad to finally see Maheep Singh in your Panel.
I literally love this show please be consistent 😭😭🌷
Bro the bestfriend and crush wala story seems like the exact plot of the telugu movie dussehra😂
Bring Hoezaay on every time!!!
30 Minutes But the last story means the latter was epic!!!!!!!!!!
This was the best episode so farr.....super fun!!
Congratulations to deep!!🎉
From finding a girl on LinkedIn to telling love is a fck-all thing to proposing his girlfriend in Japan, he's come a long way 😁✨
NGL maheep is rocking it at 51!
She gets botox a lot
i have watched sm of relationshit episodes that i exactly know when the dil-lagi drop is coming in tbe intro😭😭🙏🏻
Pavitra Shreeja Hoezay panel would be grt 🥶🥶
Pavitra 🤢🤮
Hoezzay the LEGEND. So happy to see him regularly on the show. Such a Gem, Man 🤌🏻Maheep is hilarious. Deep as well. Great Panel Raunaq !!
Technically it's not two timing joke was so wrong but so funny😂😂
Quote of the Day: “Raunaq, your show!”
to answer the question for how much to wait to propose to the crush there is a mathematical answer... step 1> track the social media, e-com and adds engagement.. and use the algorithm to predict how fast is her rate of moving on..observe and collect data for couple of weeks and then put in some interpolation equations like Pade's or lagrangian's or any other used by ML and data science... the same way they predict they show very accurate personalized adds for finding love, how to not be alone, or buy something particular etc
Insanely funny yaar, I laughed so hard. Loved it
Honestly the best Relationshit episode till now
Hoezays an employee of this show
19:13 the way we know who this influencer is..... 😂😂😂😂😂
who is it
Both Maheep male and female are rocking 😊❤
Keep bringing Hoezaay, never fails to make me laugh!
Hozzay's humor is humor for a reason 😀😀
She is soo coool!❤
"Do I look like a bully?" Yes you do, M, and I sure wanna be bullied by you 😂😭
We need a podcast where Maheep just reads random short stories and comments on them
Jose is unbelievably funny and the fact that he is cool as ice adds to his funnyness😅
Hoezaay is the all time best panelist. always love you bro
18:00 are they talking about this gay influencer who says he is going on date with them, and also has his family, best friend etc???
Whoooo
Was so excited for thissssss
The way we all know who the damn influencer is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who's this😢
Even I dont know who this is
i want to know who it is
@joychettiar6987 i went through the comments and it is Anish Bhagat... I dont know who this influencer is..but turns out he is famous
28:53 WE SEE THAT GUY WHO ASKED THAT QUESTION.
Which question
loved this ep sm ‼️😁
One of the best episodes so far😭
You have invited the best guest , Maheep Kapoor
Its been years since watching this show ..!! Still so fresh
11:35 Maheep ji, hoezaay wrote a whole book on it 😂😅
So when maheep kapoor got married she was 17 and sanjay kapoor was 32
She said she dated for 5 years so when she was 12 and he was 27 they dated
Tf😱😱😱
These actors (Ik she isn't one) lie about their age all the time. Either she didn't get married at 17... Or she's lying about dating him for 5 years. It was probably 5 months. It was a one night stand remember??
She is 51 probably. She said sth about turning 50 on the Bollywood wives show
13:35 age reveal
Even i thought she was mocking everyone like 1900's is the era 😂😂😂
That “when the current girlfriend dies” was such a good timing, absolute gold!!
19:30 Bro is talking about Anish Bhagat😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was toooo gooood 😂😂😂😂😂
Who is the influncer at 18:42 ? Is he talking about anish bhagat. i thought anish is a good guy
This is the 1st time I have heard of this influencer and I am so curious to find this particular reel, lol. I believe he has deleted it or my stalking skills are not that great after all. If someone gets dooooo drop itt
MAHEEP IS SO GOOD!! LOVED HER
About the dead best friend question, if this guy wants to get with the 'almost widow', could I get that guy to introduce me to the 'sad and vulnerable' girlfriend?
Although I never liked Maheep but somehow she is rocking here ! She should do such stuff more !
babe wake up raunaq just posted a new video
LMAOOOO 29:20 maheep didn’t even realise that raunaq called her maheep singh instead of kapoor 😹😹😹
You are the best thing on the show ❤❤❤
Entertaining
Maheep❤
26:28 Heyy I like her. I have not been with a woman for more than a decade now since we parted. Just couldn't move on. Some people are like that. This lady may resonatewith my emotions (I assume). If this comment reaches her by any chance please let me know I would like to meet once. Thank you
Never thought I will see this day:
Maheep Kapoor mistaken for Maheep Singh 🤣
anyone realized the whole dead bestfriend + crush on his gf thing seems way to similar to the How I met your mother plot?
Congratulations ladies and gentlemen 17:35 y'all understood how social media works.
My curriculum vitae proudly state that I have meticulously consumed the audio slAash visual content featuring Hoezaay.