Jim Florentine - Awful Wedding DJ's & Selfish Brides

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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    Jim rips apart selfish brides, bad weddings and bad music played at weddings by a DJ.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 82

  • @Chris-kt9yq
    @Chris-kt9yq 10 років тому +15

    Fuckin love this rant. Wedding are fucking over-rated. Its a 6 hour 30-100$k event celebrating bullshit.

  • @thebahana
    @thebahana Рік тому +6

    Sometimes I feel bad about never getting married. This helps me feel better.

  • @24Vett
    @24Vett Рік тому +5

    Goddamn I worked at a wedding venue and he is 100% correct about EVERYTHING

  • @sk8librarian
    @sk8librarian 10 років тому +25

    I love Jim's mocking voice...

    • @ItalianTony86
      @ItalianTony86 7 років тому +1

      It's the highlight of whatever point he's trying to make.

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 3 роки тому +5

      You can tell he & Lil' Jimmy Norton were best friends, they talk the same. Also, this is extremely satisfying, especially the part about the crying bridesmaids, it's inevitable. Drunken has-beens jealous they're not the center of attention anymore, so they throw a tantrum like a diaper wearing infant

  • @3rdcoastnyucka
    @3rdcoastnyucka 8 років тому +50

    This is a criminally underrated podcast.

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 5 років тому +8

    "we're here today because you fucking pressured me to marry you" hahahahaha I would love to have some guy actually say that in his vows.

  • @jeremyfletcher6038
    @jeremyfletcher6038 Рік тому +3

    Awesome listening to these again, love the anger!! We all agree

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 10 років тому +11

    Jammin jim. I am dying. This is exactly everything I hate about weddings!! The corny music, the DJ, the selfish brides, all of it. 'Oooo I'm gonna play You Shook Me All Night Long, that's gonna be the heavy rock song!' Ahaaaa!

    • @righttackle52
      @righttackle52 6 років тому +2

      mcn625 It's so cringy and safe for the "rock song." Wanna impress me throw on some Carcass, or Dying Fetus lol

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 10 років тому +7

    I think over the last year I have listened to this wedding podcast at least 6 times. Gives me good laughs every time since I have the same contempt for weddings as florentine.

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 5 років тому +6

    I can relate. Every wedding I've been to in the last 10 years its all the same shit. The groom and groomsmen all wear tuxs and converse shoes (cause they are hipster casual mmmaaannnnnnn) and they have the choreographed dance that they have to upload to facebook instantly.

  • @mdro434
    @mdro434 10 місяців тому +2

    The big bowl POTATO CHIP 🍲jims hilarious one of the best comics

  • @VoyageOne1
    @VoyageOne1 9 років тому +5

    Go for the jugular. Words cannot describe how intensely I despise weddings.

  • @cavalierfan1995
    @cavalierfan1995 6 років тому +3

    ......by the way do youneed ear buds????

  • @mdro434
    @mdro434 Рік тому +1

    CLASSIC JIM ONE ☝️ OF THE BEST PODCAST, jammin Jim . I seen him live one funniest comics out thier!!! Got a see him even hung out after cool 😎 dude

  • @mdro434
    @mdro434 Рік тому +1

    I’m crying 😭 omg the best one just love RAGE especially this one ☝️ best thing about comics their true to craft . I can relate I go on rants and rages likes this , like do podcast maybe 🤔 one day be great do one with Jim because I share same rage. Like most his viewers we loyal support Jim he’s great dude went. Comedy 🎭 McGuire s Long Island 🏝 Jim one of the best , got a c him . He was cool dude even talk couple mins after with him

  • @camoang
    @camoang 7 років тому +9

    This episode JUST popped up on my recommended....when I got married I specifically banned "Celebrate", "We Are Family" or "Brick House", hahaha
    And the almond green beans. Terrible!

  • @Dylan_Sterling
    @Dylan_Sterling 4 роки тому +3

    I actually really hate the song Sweet Caroline.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 9 років тому +4

    Taking a picture of my mule!!! Priceless
    Please Jim keep up the good work

  • @jsld2513
    @jsld2513 10 років тому +4

    Logan you rule, thanks for these.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Рік тому +1

    The Bride n groom couldve slow danced to- spill the blood! Jim! U missed it!!

  • @66ott7
    @66ott7 9 років тому +4

    Wudya got back there?
    don't worry about it.

  • @fifthward1983
    @fifthward1983 10 років тому +3

    catholic wedding ceremonies/mass can last up to 3 hours. most of these churches don't have ac and you will be sweating for hours .if its in the winter the heat is so dry your eyes will close up and will look like your squinting all the time. its not pleasant at all.

    • @kenmichaels865
      @kenmichaels865 10 років тому

      really? every catholic wedding ive been to were less an hour or less and went quick. its those jew and Mormon weddings that will lead you to kill somebody.

    • @fifthward1983
      @fifthward1983 10 років тому

      i did attend one recently and it was not a long drawn out affair. i think they are changing with the times? it was over in about a hour and i was shocked lol

  • @TheDrunkenCelt
    @TheDrunkenCelt 11 років тому +3

    Who doesn't like mashed potatoes?!

  • @orly444
    @orly444 10 років тому +3

    Pointers for Dennis Falcone.

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr 4 роки тому +1

    Cash bar means cash is coming out of the card im giving you to pay for drinks lol.

  • @dakotayoung1419
    @dakotayoung1419 11 років тому +3

    Norton and Florentine were roomates I believe

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537 3 місяці тому

    I want to like this, but it is painfully unfunny. And who is stealing from who is Jim Norton stealing from him or is he stealing from Jim Norton because they’re doing the same character

  • @LondonPride25
    @LondonPride25 11 років тому +2

    Yeah, his fruity wedding guy voice sounds a lot like Chippah.

  • @xxRAGZ67xx
    @xxRAGZ67xx 10 років тому +1

    This shit is absolutely fucking hilarious

  • @MelBee128
    @MelBee128 Рік тому

    Rock set at weddings: you shook me, hurts so good, don't stop believing, pour some sugar, shot through the heart or living on a prayer, love in an elevator & sweet child of mine, (if the DJ is feeling really wild)

  • @cobbinpickinmeddilin969
    @cobbinpickinmeddilin969 9 років тому +3

    8:52 classic

  • @LondonPride25
    @LondonPride25 11 років тому +1

    That's because they all "came up" together. Norton, Florentine, Burr, Patrice, Vos, Keith Robinson, Jay Mohr, Kevin Hart and Colin at the head of it. The Comedy Cellar crew. All the "ugghs" etc. That's their schtick, smashing each other and everything else.

  • @Dan-ys8nk
    @Dan-ys8nk 4 роки тому +1

    13:24: It was fun. His wife still doesn't talk to me to this day 😆😆😆

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 3 роки тому +1

    36:46 Lmfao "I don't think she's next."

  • @elcamino5145
    @elcamino5145 6 років тому +1

    Cash bar? I'm gonna take the money out of your card.. funny.. here's $73.25 ... Thanks for buying my beer...

  • @Somethingwicked1x
    @Somethingwicked1x 10 років тому +1

    "She's next to join Weight Watchers",LMFAO!

  • @DVincentW
    @DVincentW 6 років тому +1

    Steve Buscemi in the Wedding Singer.

  • @mixer14316
    @mixer14316 11 років тому +2

    Freaking hysterical!!!

  • @jasonking4753
    @jasonking4753 Рік тому

    “No chick has nice ears…always remember that” 😂

  • @tomgutteridge872
    @tomgutteridge872 8 років тому +1

    37:58 fuckin' Florentine's anger is my favorite

  • @robertnemetz2708
    @robertnemetz2708 10 років тому +1

    Your not making salad!

  • @tarrasque419
    @tarrasque419 9 років тому +1

    i'm surprised Angelo Benedetto hasn't commented here yet..

    • @ale58301
      @ale58301 9 років тому +1

      +Jimmy Jamestown Massacre To hell with that cigarette-hijacking Guinea hood.

  • @MrBluoct
    @MrBluoct 6 років тому +1

    Hat and cane....
    Pretty much sums it up.

  • @D84D
    @D84D 9 місяців тому

    "Yuh-get-it? - look!

  • @thebrownman1648
    @thebrownman1648 4 роки тому +1

    God Jim is fucking hilarious.

  • @fwsauerteig
    @fwsauerteig 11 років тому +1

    He hates people almost as much as I do!

  • @matttangradi
    @matttangradi Рік тому

    I ate your fiancées box

  • @acrustykrab
    @acrustykrab 6 років тому +1

    tsssss tssss

  • @Cwistoph2000
    @Cwistoph2000 10 років тому

    I get through the fucking money grab of a thing called college by listening to Florentine.

  • @jlg2527
    @jlg2527 2 роки тому

    Around 10:50 I love this guy for making his own dress code at someone else's wedding 🤘🏻

  • @leonardrice2830
    @leonardrice2830 4 місяці тому

    😆

  • @RTDLIFE
    @RTDLIFE 10 років тому

    The Dolphins won.

  • @christopherkotsopoulos701
    @christopherkotsopoulos701 4 роки тому

    "my son just walked in the room. he's like 'dad, what's wrong with you'?"

  • @sXeBetterThanYou
    @sXeBetterThanYou 11 років тому +1

    FUCKING MASHED POTATOES RULE

    • @MrUrech
      @MrUrech 2 роки тому

      But the Kids like potata chips

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr 4 роки тому

    daddy is not done trashing weddings and their participants lol

  • @ViperRob
    @ViperRob 10 років тому

    That taking pics with the throwaway cameras thing is a hilarious idea

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks 3 роки тому

    If you book a destination wedding......yep.

  • @wtmpoppasmurf
    @wtmpoppasmurf 8 років тому

    isnt the joke about the picture from king of queens?

  • @markwallace5200
    @markwallace5200 7 років тому +4

    damn is Jim funny...and spot on.

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr 4 роки тому

    i did get violentally sick from green beans with almonds once.

  • @burtreynolds1988km
    @burtreynolds1988km 3 роки тому

    #AlexisMason was here........

  • @christopherkotsopoulos701
    @christopherkotsopoulos701 4 роки тому

    YEECCK!

  • @jacobcook7
    @jacobcook7 10 років тому +2

    is there anything this guy actually likes? jesus christ

    • @dandic2342
      @dandic2342 10 років тому +2

      Not from the last few podcasts I've heard! (Fireworks, explosions, action movies, any "nerd" movies anyone knows about ie: Star Wars, KISS, anything that reeks of phony or sentimental .)
      Face it, his whole shtick is "Grouchy Old Dirtbag"

    • @Chris-kt9yq
      @Chris-kt9yq 10 років тому

      Makes sense that you guys need to listen to it...