HoloTempiss Moments I'm Hiding From My Mom

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024

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  • @purplelion1000
    @purplelion1000 Рік тому +305

    Heff Jardy is to Bettel what Charles Rogers is to Magni.

    • @LocknDoTs
      @LocknDoTs Рік тому +43

      I suddenly have a craving for chicken legs

    • @yaboileeroy3038
      @yaboileeroy3038 Рік тому +16

      @@LocknDoTs Don’t expect juicy drumsticks. Lil guy ain’t got no meat on them bones.

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard Рік тому +319

    Those boys really earned their Tempiss achievement medal after today.

  • @kokorochacarero8003
    @kokorochacarero8003 Рік тому +78

    6:40 Vesper applying Zomboid strats IRL is the most Vesper thing I've heard all week

  • @deadlishaoran
    @deadlishaoran Рік тому +139

    What Bettel didn't know is that, by taking measures, he was gonna fulfill the prophecy.
    On the 19th of August, Gabis Bettel's life perished by his own weapon as his max Bad Luck dealt the ultimate prank on him.

    • @pi5927
      @pi5927 Рік тому +1

      Mans gonna get doofenshmirtzed

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 Рік тому +1

      no it's actually max luck. he gets isekaid to a better life

  • @DuxihrXV
    @DuxihrXV Рік тому +49

    When Vesper name dropped Lockheed Martin spat out my drink. Imagine seeing a F-35 fully wrapped like an itasha with Vesper's face on it

  • @RiaMilktea
    @RiaMilktea Рік тому +73

    vespers grave digging story just kept going, i was rofling 😭

  • @dalgona4819
    @dalgona4819 Рік тому +74

    gotta love them tempiss moments

  • @Laury2Seas
    @Laury2Seas Рік тому +91

    Nothing will be better than listening to these boys talking about pissing. XD

  • @Paenelopie
    @Paenelopie Рік тому +9

    why is shinri like so unhinged during collabs and then the like defining picture of seiso in his solo streams i am so rocked by this

  • @ALividPileofDirt
    @ALividPileofDirt Рік тому +39

    Oh, Hakka... The split stream comes from something else, pal...

    • @Hannah_Z
      @Hannah_Z Рік тому +22

      he's chadzoin hakka. he's never NOT hard. how is he supposed to know

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 Рік тому +8

      Wait until he has to face... THE TRIPLE STREAM

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard Рік тому +47

    Also, 2:17 Bettel the Wolf dies of fall damage.

  • @tjhunter9787
    @tjhunter9787 Рік тому +21

    Ollie: I peed like a charge rifle
    Magni: 3:40

  • @demilung
    @demilung Рік тому +67

    A cooperation between HoloStars and Lockheed Martin would be the great thing ever

  • @Matunex13
    @Matunex13 Рік тому +8

    Noir "least schizo vtuber" Vesper

  • @thatguyjared8560
    @thatguyjared8560 Рік тому +9

    Plot twist: Heff Jardy is just an alt account Kobo uses to troll her brother’s guild mates.

  • @sanictheedgehog
    @sanictheedgehog Рік тому +8

    From being the favorite derogatory insult their antis like to throw around to them fulling embracing the urine.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o Рік тому +3

    God these streams are so funny. I needed a hearty laugh, thanks for the amazing clips.

  • @imjustalittlemag7743
    @imjustalittlemag7743 Рік тому +17

    I'm gonna clean my history after this ...

  • @KMakoENVtuber
    @KMakoENVtuber Рік тому +8

    Wait his name is Heff Jardy…he’s gonna give Goobus Bottle a TonSwan bomb from off the scaffolding

  • @lovesick_loser
    @lovesick_loser Рік тому +2

    i can't believe out of all people on earth, fucking VESPER is the first person i find that has the same crazy paranoid sleeping ritual as me... i just need a spear and it would be complete

  • @erickf.dossantos4654
    @erickf.dossantos4654 Рік тому +6

    2:37 ok, now I know exactly what to do next time I decide to ride my bike

  • @sahawaelah
    @sahawaelah Рік тому +19

    MAAAAGNIIIIIII

  • @nijisanjiandhololive-holos3567

    I just realized Gavis had a sword by his side help

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 Рік тому +10

    Some people get really creative with their SC messages. Some even get creative with their donation amounts and things.
    I don't know if that's a force thing, more like an obstruction at the end. It's like when you stick your finger across the end of a running garden hose.
    Vesper can't hang out with my dad. Well, okay, maybe he could, but they couldn't talk. Okay, Vesper could, but it wouldn't be a conversation. Now me... I'd love to talk with him about 2000s internet content.

  • @alturial9021
    @alturial9021 11 місяців тому

    5:15 I dunno what management is fussing about. He's just continuing the tradition of a long gone senpai.

  • @Zeryther
    @Zeryther Рік тому +3

    wake up babe new staz tempus compilation dropped

  • @ronik809
    @ronik809 Рік тому +3

    tempus or even the whole of holostars should do a collaberation where its just fake sponsorships
    each boy comes up with a product or service and one or two line description for it put it in a hat then pull a random name out
    then in one of their streams that month they just has a sponsorship ad break in a stream that mostly improv

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard Рік тому +48

    12:44 Imagine buying a Raytheon Javelin anti-tank missile launcher with Hololive and Vesper decals. Raytheon x Hololive collab when?

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 Рік тому

      Pekora

    • @ulrickts
      @ulrickts Рік тому +2

      Don't give our government more ideas to convince the kiddos the eternal warfare state is a good thing.

  • @meowmeowwy
    @meowmeowwy Рік тому +4

    so true astel so true

  • @eggo3230
    @eggo3230 Рік тому +11

    I present to the Suipiss guy a new challenge

    • @KMakoENVtuber
      @KMakoENVtuber Рік тому

      He probably hates the boys anyways…good. What a disgusting degenerate.

  • @expositorytheme
    @expositorytheme Рік тому +2

    jokes on vesper i work at hot topic and i would just get a discount on all his merch

  • @abielmendoza3907
    @abielmendoza3907 Рік тому +2

    standard mexican standoff

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Рік тому +2

    tempus is a wonderful guild.

  • @erickf.dossantos4654
    @erickf.dossantos4654 Рік тому +3

    Vesper should make a Collab with microtech or some other American pocket knife company

  • @MrTricksleR
    @MrTricksleR Рік тому +1

    Axel Pinkman lmao

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 Рік тому +1

    👍Thanks!

  • @mikonyx7712
    @mikonyx7712 Рік тому +1

    13:03 As a polish person, that made me spit my drink xd

  • @bander-Coolb
    @bander-Coolb Рік тому +12

    Vesper is weird I like him tho

  • @vaksharajkabadi1524
    @vaksharajkabadi1524 Рік тому +6

    Where is the last outro song from
    PLS ive been searching for weeks

    • @Khalengen
      @Khalengen Рік тому +4

      Look up Magmo's song Christmas
      59:06 on Magni's Christmas Loopstation

    • @vaksharajkabadi1524
      @vaksharajkabadi1524 Рік тому

      @@Khalengen Thank you so much o7

  • @capsizemoonz2251
    @capsizemoonz2251 Рік тому +1

    Anyone know where the secure room clip is from
    Like which stream

  • @Wubbab00
    @Wubbab00 Рік тому +1

    Most cishet vtubers i ever watched

  • @justaloaf2698
    @justaloaf2698 Рік тому +2

    holetuber

  • @ulrickts
    @ulrickts Рік тому +1

    6:40 Dude needs to just buy a gun. If you are in a situation where lethal force is required and you are relying on a bedside _spear_ (indoors) you are already a goner.

  • @lookathimee
    @lookathimee Рік тому

    What stream is 14:44 from 😭😭😭

  • @velvetpoltergeist
    @velvetpoltergeist Рік тому +4

    Idk if I've ever heard so much piss talk at once...also, Shinri 🫡 fellow power pisser