The speaker and vape dying are the most accurate representations of an Aussie party. Apart from the fact it's usually about 5am and it's just U and one other mate who r still awake 💀💀
And at the Aussie party it was only 11am. By 4pm out of drinks and money, thinking up a plan for a bottle runner. 6pm After a successful bottle runner you lose two of your mates to the suburban wilderness, not to be seen until school on Monday. 8pm all the older lads show up after work with slabs and bags. 10pm that one lightweight mate is so sloshed he needs an ambulance. That's not the end of the night but that's all that can be remembered. School on Monday your told of tales of how you took a shit on a cop car, hit the legs somehow escaping the long arm of the law and fighting a family of possums.
I’m 25 now and I feel like such an old codger already, this brings back so many memories now its worrying about stupid shit like tax returns and bin nights
I met a guy from Australia at a bar here in California a couple years back…. He said if you goto bars/clubs as a man, you are usually out numbered by women… any truth to that?
@@granttheplantman1370 how do I avoid revealing myself as a pauper? I've noticed the boys on the doors are less likely to let me in if I'm noshing on a bowl of gruel but that's about it
Meanwhile in Canada a party consists of harvesting a bunch of random psychedelic mushrooms, driving to the country side, and getting chased by someone else’s cows while hallucinating
I live in New Zealand and every time I watch these videos... most of the time I can just switch out "australia" for "new zealand" and it still makes sense lmao
@@julzhunt7790 one might say slightly madder as we gotta stay up and get more rekt than the mobsters who invited themselves over so they don't knick anything.
20+ is hardly a party. 30+ is a party 50+ is beautiful. 100+ you did something right. Anything less than 10 is a get together🤨 if u haven’t had the cops called on u before u ain’t doing it right😂
@@captainzkill743 damn captain z kill is so cool look at all the big parties he sets up and has the cops called on him 😲😲😱😱😱😱😮😮😮😮you are probably the coolest person to exist ever. Retard child
I've been to lots of parties like the American one, but no one ever required money, followers, or chicks. That's a real quick way to have zero people at your party lmao.
Tbh I prefer the Australian party style. Just hanging out and chatting in the back yard, music on not too loud, an esky of cold drinks and a bbq or ordering pizzas.
In the us the parties are still usually just chilling from what I heard Australia had one of the biggest parties of all time. The parties you hear about afterwards of course are the crazy ones
Well the Aussie type party is usually better, video didn't do it justice... 3 people sitting in a room listening to techno, sharing a cigarette, falling asleep at 4 am and waking up with the music still playing can be really sweet
That def would a rich boy American frat party or influencer kids in LA. Most of us, especially down south is exactly like the Aussie party but bottom shelf liquor and top shelf smoke and a Bluetooth speaker 🥳
am i correct in assuming the bag in this context is a bag of blow? i feel like it has to be, noone is getting that hyped at the thought of smoking some weed but it'd definitely put me in a good mood knowing i'm about to hit the slopes lmao
American parties 101: 1: Underage kids with drugs unknown to their families that they have, aka the drug supplier. 2: the kid whos parents are gone for the weekened which = Open space for the party. 3: the bottle runner, the guy whos bringing the drinks. 4: the 'plug' tryna sell everything and anything to ANYONE at that party 5: The white girls dancing in the corner while they always yell 'Im so fuckkkkedd.' and last, but for sure saved the best, the random fights and random acts of anger tords everyone, one second, were all smoking enjoying the music, the next. were having a dog fight in the middle of the room with the people nextdoor asking us to calm down, which then = POLICE. which by the equation means PARTIES OVER. 6: Final step, RUN FROM SAID COPS AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND.
Wow, as a Yank I was expecting the opposite of this video. When I go on surf trips in other countries I am stoked to meet up with Aussies because they are always down to party, find ladies and do crazy stuff.
Because Australia is kind of a conservative, very-repressed country compared to Europe or the US. Australian's in Australia are very cliquey (unironically, most Australian's really only hang with their friends made in high school), judgemental and frigid, on top of this, you have an extremely nanny-state no fun allowed Governmment. Australian's once they get out of Australia, go wild, like a amish going on Rumspringa.
german living in australia here: i had no idea i guys were so protective around ur drinks (and who brought them) no wonder that guy was super pissed off when i tried to grab a beer 💀 Edit: yeah dw guys i wont be doing that again :,)
@@Steph.98114 is a slab a 30 rack? That’s stupid expensive. Its about $20 in the US. You may as well make your own still and make some jungle juice at that price.
As an Aussie, can confirm I've had many parties thinking they're gonna be sick and it ends up just bein a few dudes drinkin
can confirm as well, went to a party like that the other day, just me and your mum and well.. one thing led to another.
Then getting a bag
Honestly those nights aren’t half bad. It’s always nice catching up with the lads
So it looked sick then ended up sick as fuck? Good shit!
That sound really nice to be honest
Everything's spot on but you're missing the back yard bonfire and the mum finding the garden hose has shrunk the next day
Bottle bongs hell yeah
@@ronaldfmcdonald Spring valley bottle bongs
“He’s true blue he’s a pisspot through and through he’s a bastard so they say no he’s not going to heaven he’s going the other way”
@@garystinten9339 springvalley bottle bongs with a foil cone piece because some dickhead dropped the normal one in the backyard.
Gatorbeug
The speaker and vape dying are the most accurate representations of an Aussie party. Apart from the fact it's usually about 5am and it's just U and one other mate who r still awake 💀💀
Yesss cunt😂😂 6 cunts asleep passed out just you and that one mate still up at 5am punching a mix using phone speaker for tunes😂
It's usually me and some poor cunt I only met that night, thats nodding off while I tell him something that i planned to take to the grave
Vape? Bro who vapes over 18? Lol
@@lifeunderthestarstv people who dont want lung cancer and are addicted to nic
@@lifeunderthestarstv literally 10’s of millions of people is that a real question?
And at the Aussie party it was only 11am.
By 4pm out of drinks and money, thinking up a plan for a bottle runner.
6pm After a successful bottle runner you lose two of your mates to the suburban wilderness, not to be seen until school on Monday.
8pm all the older lads show up after work with slabs and bags.
10pm that one lightweight mate is so sloshed he needs an ambulance.
That's not the end of the night but that's all that can be remembered.
School on Monday your told of tales of how you took a shit on a cop car, hit the legs somehow escaping the long arm of the law and fighting a family of possums.
hahaha there is always that one cunt that can't remember shit by 10pm
Definitely
fr tho
Accurate
idontgetit
adulthood is realizing drinking beer in perfect silence with your mates is the superior party
Yeah but then you or your mates move for work and your just drinking alone, which is called loneliness (aka Alcholism)
@@randomguy2809 hit me deep bro
@Grundell yeah I hear you man. I'm honestly starting to be the opposite of the OP, I only want to drink socially.
Only thing missing is this the glass table for deep chats hahah
legit lol
Ahhh yes, Life and the Universe. Plus telling whoever has the bong to frickin hurry up!
The rabbit holes those chat went down were too deep tho
@@julzhunt7790 and then you gotta find the gronk that pocketed the lighter
God that hit's hard... Too true
lmao the drunk walk to maccas at 2am while you're high and drunk af after a house party was certainly a core memory for me in year 12
I did that 2 years ago and I’m 16
@@aussietiger8270 ur hard aren’t u
@@brodiesecombe1733 not really I was just telling my story it’s actually a bit sad I was pretty young to do weed just given the details
@@aussietiger8270 just aussie culture lol not sad
I’m 25 now and I feel like such an old codger already, this brings back so many memories now its worrying about stupid shit like tax returns and bin nights
as an aussie i can confirm how accurate this is
Yea I too is a fellow Aussie, Australia for life 🇦🇺🦘
Agree on everything expect the actual party. Either it's a chill night catch up or full send
This is the same for the uk lads
I Prefer it, just chilling with fuck all people there! It's still a party if the music's Loud and you have drink in your hand
Shit yeah cunt stralia 🇦🇺
The almost immediate response to "wanna get a bag?", followed by the high before even getting high is so acutely accurate
smoke first drink later...
@@thetheraine Drink first, snort later
@@silenzebeats5409 - lol...
@@silenzebeats5409 snort first, inject later
@@LazyFilmsify inject first, narcan later
being an aussie, this is 100% true, we know how to have a good time, but party's here are just social gatherings pretty much. and chicks never come.
I met a guy from Australia at a bar here in California a couple years back…. He said if you goto bars/clubs as a man, you are usually out numbered by women… any truth to that?
@@GoldenGod69 it's honestly like 50/50 at the clubs
Lol dunno what parties your going to mate
@@GoldenGod69 it's been known to happen. The bouncers are trained to let in the money and the tit, the tit attracts the money, no paupers, no dogs
@@granttheplantman1370 how do I avoid revealing myself as a pauper? I've noticed the boys on the doors are less likely to let me in if I'm noshing on a bowl of gruel but that's about it
Australia seems like that wierd Uncle that is always drunk but he is the life of the party
It’s Australia
As an australian I hate how weirdly accurate this is
oh it absolutely is, can confirm lmao
Uncle Nigel you goddamn legend
Learn to spell
Meanwhile in Canada a party consists of harvesting a bunch of random psychedelic mushrooms, driving to the country side, and getting chased by someone else’s cows while hallucinating
Sounds like a good time
From rural NW Montana, same right across the border bud. 😉 🤠
That sounds like a great fucking time tbh
That sounds awful
To be honest that sounds way better than the Aussie or U.S. options.
The high vis being worn like it's normal everyday clothing even outside of work is highly accurate
I live in New Zealand and every time I watch these videos... most of the time I can just switch out "australia" for "new zealand" and it still makes sense lmao
Australia and New Zealand is pretty much the same country, same culture, everything. Just Australia is slightly better 🤣
@@30769s not really the same culture lol but pretty similar traits
Haha, I’m in exactly the same boat and just watch these videos imagining they’re America vs NZ instead
That’s coz you Kiwis are as mad as us Aussies lol
@@julzhunt7790 one might say slightly madder as we gotta stay up and get more rekt than the mobsters who invited themselves over so they don't knick anything.
this is accurate, as an aussie i can say this is relatable
Bro you're a kid that vid you showed you getting banned on Roblox you ain't relating to nothing you sound 10
you have never been to a party
i can confirm an Aussie party is identical to a UK party
Just swap outdoors for indoors
@@silentdogfart4892 Hahaha yeah, exactly
honestly this is just most parties worldwide
@@silentdogfart4892 unless it's on the one day of summer, we're luck this year, summer is supposed to fall on a weekend.
@@liamholcroft7212 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
All Aussie partys have fairybread it dosent matter ur age, and no one is ever on time 😊
truee
and then you would have to call them and ask where they are
No one is EVER on time
Americans wonder what Aussie drug "fairybread" is...
@@PsychicIsaacs My friend thought bliss balls was a type of weed brownie
The sound when the JBL dies 🤣
The thing is all an Aussie party needs is beer and at least 2 mates
So true
You seem to be implying my solo parties don't count.
@@Demion83 hahahahah
i celebrated my birthday this year by drinking alone in my room
@@egg-iu3fe that's not a party, that's sad
Just missing the 6am chats with some rando bloke ya just met at kickons about the business you’re starting together
Hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
Met this old fella at goodna pub and he came back to mine at like 5am to have a mix and kickback think he was like 70 or something 😂
couple nights met an a much older bloke at an irish pub and we talked about how we were gonna hit the brothel
Those are common in the uk, around 6/7 in the morning when the birds are chirping and there’s no tackle left, they mainly occur in the kitchen
“Should we get a bag” 😂😂😂literally all the Aussies I worked with at the ski resort were like that 😂
As an American, I can say most of my party experiences have been closer to that of the Aussie side 😅
20+ is hardly a party. 30+ is a party 50+ is beautiful. 100+ you did something right. Anything less than 10 is a get together🤨 if u haven’t had the cops called on u before u ain’t doing it right😂
@@captainzkill743 anything more than 50 to 60 is way too crowded. Can't walk anywhere as every cunt is talking in a doorway
whole video cap
@@captainzkill743 damn captain z kill is so cool look at all the big parties he sets up and has the cops called on him 😲😲😱😱😱😱😮😮😮😮you are probably the coolest person to exist ever. Retard child
I've been to lots of parties like the American one, but no one ever required money, followers, or chicks. That's a real quick way to have zero people at your party lmao.
"Should we get a bag?" Spot on! HAHA
Bro the ue boom/speaker dying fkn killed me thats dead on. Subbed for sure
The only thing missing from the Aussie party was the Gatorade bottle bong 😂🤙
Tbh I prefer the Australian party style. Just hanging out and chatting in the back yard, music on not too loud, an esky of cold drinks and a bbq or ordering pizzas.
Now us Aussies know how to party🎉...Maybe a bit to hard sometimes 😂
2:16 bro started going quite af
"Should we get a bag"
Bahahahahaha
In the us the parties are still usually just chilling from what I heard Australia had one of the biggest parties of all time. The parties you hear about afterwards of course are the crazy ones
Well the Aussie type party is usually better, video didn't do it justice... 3 people sitting in a room listening to techno, sharing a cigarette, falling asleep at 4 am and waking up with the music still playing can be really sweet
Not for those of us trying to get laid though
As an Australian, I can confirm that “should we get a bag?” are the quintessential words that make any house party go from mediocre to great.
The JBL speaker turning of tho that’s hilarious 😂
Very accurate. Buttttt….. forgot the bootleg setup with the dj decks in the kitchen with speakers on the bench for the aussies 😂
america seems to host some of the biggest parties but australia is known for project x
2:37 i cant be the only person who heard him say stalk right lmao
Aussie party and rural America party solidarity. A porch, some beers, ouid, your homies and a half dead jbl mini is all you need
Dude. I seriously feel like rocking up to any of my mate's place with drinks.
I have ice and a coolie bag, would be ace
was WAITING for the “let’s get a bag” 😂😂😂😂💀
Honestly love so much how Aussies are literally just like us lads from North East england😂
I mean, we are literally you lads from North East England. We just got caught breaking into your house and sent to a penal colony.
In the southern hemisphere there is no pre-game. Only DOA: Drunk on Arrival
I love the random tradie just walking in off the street
You forgot the woolies brand party pies and snag rolls
3:56 is too real 😂 if only it wasn't so ridiculously expensive here
Mid party and the UE goes outta battery ahahahahhaa classic lmao
As an American… damn I think I’ve been going to Australian parties my whole life😂 wouldn’t change a thing tho
As someone from Missouri, I feel like Midwesterners and Australians would get along
When the speaker died and he used his phone
HAHAHAHAHHA
That def would a rich boy American frat party or influencer kids in LA. Most of us, especially down south is exactly like the Aussie party but bottom shelf liquor and top shelf smoke and a Bluetooth speaker 🥳
Okay but this is SO accurate
UK is just out on a random field with dnb blasting, NOS, vodka and good old MD usually at like 2 in the morning lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 major culture shock for me 😂😂😂
me and my one friend have like 2 raspberry crusiers and my jbl speaker and we go to an abandoned factory and that’s our party 😭💀
4:00 the instant mood boost 😂 fucken oath
am i correct in assuming the bag in this context is a bag of blow? i feel like it has to be, noone is getting that hyped at the thought of smoking some weed but it'd definitely put me in a good mood knowing i'm about to hit the slopes lmao
Tagging on as a New Zealander, the ratio for parties in my town is real
the should we get a bag got me dead
As an Aussie, can confirm I’ve had many parties thinking it’s gonna be sick and it ends just being a few blokes drinkin
One of them white fold out tables is essential
Too close to home, I've lost cound of the number of times I've come to reality at a random house party after a rave or another party.
Love the smile to the camera at the very end 😂
THE FUCKING BOOM DYING😂
American parties 101:
1: Underage kids with drugs unknown to their families that they have, aka the drug supplier.
2: the kid whos parents are gone for the weekened which = Open space for the party.
3: the bottle runner, the guy whos bringing the drinks.
4: the 'plug' tryna sell everything and anything to ANYONE at that party
5: The white girls dancing in the corner while they always yell 'Im so fuckkkkedd.'
and last, but for sure saved the best, the random fights and random acts of anger tords everyone, one second, were all smoking enjoying the music, the next. were having a dog fight in the middle of the room with the people nextdoor asking us to calm down, which then = POLICE. which by the equation means PARTIES OVER.
6: Final step, RUN FROM SAID COPS AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND.
ending was too accurate 😂
The magpies beanie makes it legit 😂
Super accurate! Been to the Aussie party, many times.
The JBL speaker dying is so true lmao
I’ve never seen a vid more accurate than this
Bro when the vape blinked I was like daaaamn
The Aussie way is literally the same as every party ive ever been to living in a small town in Canada 😂😂
"oy should we get a 10 pack"
Many a great night from that line.
Better be a 10 pack each cunt.
the deck chairs are too real
ikr
Long weekend in Vic and grand final may need 3 bags.... Liam we just need a bag man!!!!
THE ENDING OMG
was waiting for the “get a bag” the whole fuckin video 🤣
The aussie party looks like more fun fr
I always thought it was funny when American movies show a house party where people are dancing 😂 in a designated dancing ~area~ 😂😂
Actually pretty spot on
The ending got me
Slab of draughts? Fucking YEWWWWWWW
Very similar in Canada, especially during lockdown when it was just in some mates backyard
Bruv this is spot on
I lost it when the speaker died, too true
9am is when aussie party starts and American parties end.
Wow, as a Yank I was expecting the opposite of this video. When I go on surf trips in other countries I am stoked to meet up with Aussies because they are always down to party, find ladies and do crazy stuff.
Because Australia is kind of a conservative, very-repressed country compared to Europe or the US. Australian's in Australia are very cliquey (unironically, most Australian's really only hang with their friends made in high school), judgemental and frigid, on top of this, you have an extremely nanny-state no fun allowed Governmment. Australian's once they get out of Australia, go wild, like a amish going on Rumspringa.
Dead vape got me 😭😭😭
"should we get a bag"😭
Aussie aussie aussie !! Oi oi oi !!! 💪
“Is that chick that you stalk- that you’re talking to”
i love that all the towns you mention are really close to me aha
As a Canadian/Aussie , most accurate sit I have seen in ages
1:25 I used to do that when I was smashed. Watched a kid keep walking into a wall like a robot once after smoking weed it was hilarious
love the vids man keep them up
I was watching a video of vaping today at school for health and u were in it lol
Don’t say it, don’t say it, should we get a bag 🤣🤣
Ahahhaha wanna get a bag? Ahhaha G'd up the moment he suggested it!
so so true. gotta love the aussie party haha
2:56 FUKING resonates
Bro I love your videos they make my day
this is so funny and accurate
german living in australia here: i had no idea i guys were so protective around ur drinks (and who brought them)
no wonder that guy was super pissed off when i tried to grab a beer 💀
Edit: yeah dw guys i wont be doing that again :,)
When a slab is $50 you better believe we are protective of it
@@Steph.98114 and especially when u got baggies on u
So fucking true. I went to a party. I brought weed for everyone. But because I took a beer from the fridge, the cunts acted like I stabbed them!
@@Steph.98114 is a slab a 30 rack? That’s stupid expensive. Its about $20 in the US. You may as well make your own still and make some jungle juice at that price.
@@201hastings yep, our taxes here for alcohol are crazy high and many do make their own