Hahahahahahaha. "Raising awareness.. the term people in the future use for when you are too lazy to actually fix a problem, so you just tell yourself that publicly whining about it is good enough" bwahahaha Hats off to using all of the characters we've coming to know and love at Lutheran Satire. A truly ecumenical effort. LOL
Really wholesome video having so many different characters on the same page. Luther, Calvin, the Pope, St. Patrick, the Methodists, and even the Pentacostals all united for the common cause of spreading the Gospel. It's good to remember what we have in common.
@@micahm7123 You are proving his point. We are all, including Catholics, unified in the theme of the gospel's grace given to us undeservedly. Even Catholics believe God became man to save us; something we did not ever deserve.
I like how it features even Pope Frank, John Calvin and that random wacky Pentecostal preacher from the C-3PO videos, showing that even with our theological differences, we can still put those aside to share the Gospel
Everyone seems to be saying that the "duck" looks more like a goose, but i'm much more bothered by the fact that it doesn't look very frozen or silent.
I love this so much in this video we have a Pentacostal Preacher, Martin Luther, John Calvin, the Orthodox Patriarch, the Pope, and several others singing about what Christmas is I'm Catholic and I pray that the Churches become untied again!
As a Protestant I pray they become united again as well, but under Christ, not necessarily Rome. And don't forget the two Anglican guys who open the video.
As hilarious as this was, the admonition to "Read the Word" and "Go to church" sung melodically gave me goose(duck?)bumps 😂 Good work. God bless you! Merry Christmas!
I was going to chime in like everyone else and say, "It's a goose not a duck." However, now I'm pretty certain that was intentional, which makes it even funnier, which seems to be the point.
Oh yeah, after thinking about this over dinner..lol...I remembered something from last year. Go back and watch last years "Martin Luther Yells about Inferior Anglican Christmas Hymns". Yeah, there is a connection on this. Listen to what is said about ducks and geese. Lol!
[Reverend] Fiene, you still have one of the loveliest tenor voices I have ever heard. This video was both hilarious and insightful at the same time. While Christmas ends shortly, I hope you, your family, and your congregation enjoyed it to the glory of God.
Did Thompson travel in time again to consult with the author of that ghastly, sugary UK Christmas favourite "Mistletoe and Wine"? This celebrates numb fingers of the upper middle classes and non-Reformed Anglican superstar Cliff Richard. Richard also appeared in one of the "incarnations" of the Band Aid song.
@@joshuaneace6597 The British think that _Rockin' Robin_ is a Christmas song (albeit a purely secular one) because it's about a robin, and the European robin (a completely different bird from the American robin) is often seen in the UK over the winter. Which is a longwinded way of saying that he really wasn't wrong about the 'weather and animals' thing.
I'm from Staten Island N.Y. I grew up in an Italian American household and was loosely indoctrinated in the Catholic church. Over time I became a Born Again Christian. My journey is a bit unusual, but the fact is that I became a student of the Bible and now the only people that I strongly identify with are those who aren't part of a church, and a couple in Norway 🇳🇴 who are Lutheran. The wife is a muslim convert and the husband is an Elder at his church AND a Christian educator at a Lutheran college where he is both Principal and Professor. They're married 40 years. Ironically, the ex-muslim Iranian Royalty wife is who I am closer too. She is a martyr for Christ, and a zealous evangelist who understands doctrine very well, and the difference between men and women in the church. We've become dear brother and sister in-Christ over the past year. Our communication has been since 1 year ago. We actually began speaking in September of 2020. Now, given this sketchy backdrop, here's my statement and question: Back in 2004, I once had a co-worker and friend named Teddy who was from Eritrea 🇪🇷. His country was at war with Ethiopia 🇪🇹, and he was a soldier who fought in the war against Ethiopia for 6 years. He married his best friends sister and had 4 daughters (princesses). I learned a lot from Teddy about being Christian. Since then, I've matured in the faith I've had a strong interest in the book of Enoch; And this has lead a DEEP curiosity about the Eritrean Orthodox church AND the Ethiopian Orthodox church as well. Can you do an intelligent satirical skit pertaining to any or all of these? Whether for or against I won't mind. Your handle of hard topics is unique and very likeable. Great humor with serious overtones. Thank you. I'll continue to enjoy your work, and pass it on. God bless you ALL.
Potential lyrics for the bridge to replace Horus’ wining: “Here’s to you; raise a glass for everyone. Here’s to them; sing ‘Come Lord Jesus, come!’. Do they know what Christmas is at all?”
Jean-Daniel Veer i don’t know where you get your historical facts. The entire second chapter of James contradicts his teaching. The other reformers kept it in.
@@Православл Lol James doesn't contradict justification by faith. If he did he would also be contradicting Paul! Instead, both fit together flawlessly. Neither teaches justification before God by works.
This video truly brings about awareness for people forgetting the REAL meaning of Christmas. Thank you Lutheran Satire. May God continue to bless you and your ministry.
I know the bridge to that song! I actually even know not to hit the "Let them know it's Christmastime again!" until after the third "Feed the world!" I was raised very lukewarm Catholic, so I considered myself a member of the Church of Adult Contemporary Radio, and Bono wrote the majority of the religious music I listened to growing up.
I never heard of simian the Ethiopian. I really want to look him up now. I’ve always been fascinated by Ethiopian Christianity. And it’s so incredible how it’s possibly the first Christian nation.
Hi, love your shows. Can you do a show on the "Prosperity Gospel" and also something I've seen in various churches my family members attend: 1) The church votes to liberalize some doctrine 2) It passes by majority vote 3) The minority who doesn't go along with it is seen as a "breakaway" faction, but really they just stood in the same place when the others are the ones who moved.
joecoolmccall What contradictions has not Luther’s reformation produced! I should never end if I would put them all on this paper. […] You have not one same canon of the Scriptures: Luther will not have the Epistle of St. James, which you receive. Calvin holds it to be contrary to the Scripture that there is a head in the Church; the English hold the reverse: the French Huguenots hold that according to the Word of God priests are not less than bishops; the English have bishops who govern priests, and amongst them two archbishops, one of whom is called primate, a name which Calvin so greatly detests: the Puritans in England hold as an article of faith that it is not lawful to preach, baptize, pray, in the Churches which were formerly Catholic, but they are not so squeamish in these parts. And note my saying that they make it an article of faith, for they suffer both prison and banishment rather than give it up. Is it not well known that at Geneva they consider it a superstition to keep any saint’s day? - yet in Switzerland some are kept; and you keep one of Our Lady. The point is not that some keep them and others do not, for this would be no contradiction in religious belief, but that what you and some of the Swiss observe the others condemn as contrary to the purity of religion. Are you not aware that one of your greatest ministers teaches that the body of our Lord is as far from the Lord’s Supper as heaven is from earth, and are you not likewise aware that this is held to be false by many others? Has not one of your ministers lately confessed the reality of Christ’s body in the Supper, and do not the rest deny it? Can you deny me that as regards Justification you are as much divided against one another as you are against us: - witness that anonymous controversialist. In a word, each man has his own language, and out of as many Huguenots as I have spoken to I have never found two of the same belief. -Saint Francis de Sales, apostle to the Calvinists Christ established “One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church (Nicene Creed).” Tell me how can the thousands of quibbling sects established by disease and guilt ridden Germans and Frenchman claim to the the one Church founded by Christ?
MyTwoCents Jesus said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. (John 6:53) ua-cam.com/video/3afP72VB22M/v-deo.html But of course you have no interest in the words of Christ, but only for your faux protestant traditions and superstitions. “And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.” (Matt 16:18) Do you really mean to tell me that for over a thousand years from the reign of Constantine to the protestant revolt the gates of Hades triumphed over Christ’s one true church? Impossible. ua-cam.com/video/WSKBGdv07nQ/v-deo.html Did you know that the only instance of the words “by faith alone,” found in in scripture is in James 2:24 You see that a person is considered righteous by what they do and not by faith alone. (James 2:24) I have a challenge for you, name me a single Church or Apostolic Father from the first three centuries of the Catholic Church to defend either sola scriptura, sola fedei, any of the five points of Calvinism, or disavow the true presence of the Eucharist, or the binding authority of tradition and I will leave the traditional Catholic Church and become a protestant heretic. If you can not do this, accept that to go deep into history is to cease to be protestant. "Avoid the profane novelty of words, St. Paul says (I Timothy 6:20) ... For if novelty is to be avoided, antiquity is to be held tight to; and if novelty is profane, antiquity is sacred." ~ Vincent of Lerins (434) Pax Christi
MyTwoCents My name will be great among the nations, from where the sun rises to where it sets. In every place incense and pure offerings will be brought to me, because my name will be great among the nations," says the LORD Almighty. (Malachi 1:11) What could that those who don’t believe in the sacrifice of the mass do that would possibly fulfill this prophecy? A sacrifice made by the gentiles with incense, sorta sounds like the traditional Latin mass, ua-cam.com/video/ozXahVZwfok/v-deo.html
MyTwoCents "If the Word of God is living and powerful, and if the Lord does all things whatsoever he wills; if he said, "Let there be light", and it happened; if he said, "let there be a firmament", and it happened; ...if finally the Word of God himself willingly became man and made flesh for himself out of the most pure and undefiled blood of the holy and ever Virgin, why should he not be capable of making bread his Body and wine and water his Blood?... God said, "This is my Body", and "This is my Blood."" ~ Saint John of Damascus I am just about to pray my rosary, I will pray for your conversion to Christ’s ancient and eternal Catholic Church.
That was great. Thank you and Merry Christmas. I love your videos. (And no, Die Hard isn't a Christmas film; there aren't any ducks or chickens in it at all.)
Showing a goose instead of a duck may have been deliberate, a subtle tribute to Jan Hus, whose last name means "goose". And who made some sort of prophecy that his enemies may have roasted THIS goose--Hus--but another goose would come along that they would not be able to destroy (paraphrasing). That person did come along--Martin Luther.
That was GREAT! Love it! Thank you for all the work you guys put into this so as to "raise awareness" about the plight of orthodoxy in our churches :-)
Hey Pastor Fiene, an LCMS PK here. My mom said to tell you she hates to break it to you, but that is not a duck. XD Best Lutheran Satire video yet, Patrick. Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to you, Pastor!
As condescending as the lyrics are to "Do They Know It's Christmas", at least they acknowledge the existence of these poor, starving people in Africa we're raising money for, unlike "We Are the World", which is composed of probably the most self-indulgent lyrics every to come out of Hollywood.
Sean Davison I'm a Christian and Christianity wouldn't make my top ten. Do you mean remembering the incarnation or some other specific thing Christians do at Christmas?
SamOwenI i mean any thing about Christianity. the trees the yule logs the egg nog the gifts; characteristic Christmas stuff, nothing to do with Jesus or anything about Christianity
Almost everyone is a rather general term. Scratch that, it is absolutely general. Please refrain from saying things you do not mean. And pointing out the pagan ceremonies does not negate Christmas' intended meaning. Unless you would like to say with certainty that Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus.
Now every time the original song comes on the radio, I sing these lyrics. Thanks, Hans Fiene! (No, really, thank you, these lyrics are way more fun.) And to practically everyone else in the comments... WE GET THE IDEA!!! PLEASE STOP WITH THE "HAHA IT'S A GOOSE NOT A DUCK" COMMENTS! *_AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!_* :P
The Italians say, "Buon Natale." The Spanish say, "Felice Navidad." Perhaps English speakers should say, "Happy Nativity" instead of Merry Christmas (Christ Mass). Isn't Christ the center of every mass?
100% my favourite youtube video of all time. I believe the denominations in the church are fine and natural but I would love to see all these Christians make an effort to celebrate a Christmas together, or an Easter if we can avoid arguing.
I actually enjoy the original song a lot and I also really like this one. You should do more songs like this! I literally just subscribed to your channel today, but I'm not unsubscribing anytime soon!
It would be after. Were Simeon castrated before puberty, he would have had a fairer complexion; unusually long, think limbs; no body hair; abundant locks; uneven fat deposits; a wide rib cage with incredible lung capacity; the clearly highvoide; a feminine face and overall build. I am a soprano falsettist, so the repertoire left behind is what us countertenors sing.
Jacob Carpenter Simeon would like all òf you to quit speculating on the manner and timing of his castration. It's awkward. You don't hear Simeon engaging you in detailed specifics of your circumcision. And if you think that's being squeamish, we gals will start in with our birthing stories..
The subject is never a humorous joke to begin with, madam. Historically, it applies to the field of male development and music. One learns about that connection in any Music Appreciation university course. Having sung as a male soprano since my treble voice broke is more awkward a topic for me than any women' medical procedures, Ms Thompson. I must agree to disagree.
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Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history.
Lutheran Satire: Hold my beer.
And go sin boldly!! Here I stand.
@@peterbozzo2701 Nah
This was made before Infinity War.
@@jamesmaldonado8223 Yeah, but it was a meme during the time to compare the crossover of infinity war with other crossover events.
Marvel needs more frozen ducks
This is the Lutheran Satire equivalent of the “Portals” scene in Avengers: Endgame.
Thanos: I don't even know what day it is.
Lutheran Satire: It's Christmastime...
Hahahahahahaha. "Raising awareness.. the term people in the future use for when you are too lazy to actually fix a problem, so you just tell yourself that publicly whining about it is good enough" bwahahaha
Hats off to using all of the characters we've coming to know and love at Lutheran Satire. A truly ecumenical effort. LOL
Chad Richard Bresson
It's so true! 😂😂😂😂
🤣
Like that time we cured ALS by pouring buckets of ice on our heads.
Accurate.
5 years since this video, the quote is even more true.
"Of course Die Hard is a Christmas film"!
42 likes. the meaning of life.
_Gremlins_ too.
Where's Zwingli and King Henry VIII? We all know that they sing great songs... "We are the Protestants!"
it's just not a film about Christmas....
So is Rambo First Blood
Really wholesome video having so many different characters on the same page. Luther, Calvin, the Pope, St. Patrick, the Methodists, and even the Pentacostals all united for the common cause of spreading the Gospel. It's good to remember what we have in common.
Don't say the papists are trying to spread the gospel
@micahm7123 Many Catholics do though.
@@micmikeman6865 not the true Gospel of salvation by grace through faith alone
Weird, seeing that according to the author of this channel the Pope is an antichrist.
@@micahm7123 You are proving his point. We are all, including Catholics, unified in the theme of the gospel's grace given to us undeservedly. Even Catholics believe God became man to save us; something we did not ever deserve.
I like how it features even Pope Frank, John Calvin and that random wacky Pentecostal preacher from the C-3PO videos, showing that even with our theological differences, we can still put those aside to share the Gospel
Everyone seems to be saying that the "duck" looks more like a goose, but i'm much more bothered by the fact that it doesn't look very frozen or silent.
Isn't it a Canada goose?
I love this so much in this video we have a Pentacostal Preacher, Martin Luther, John Calvin, the Orthodox Patriarch, the Pope, and several others singing about what Christmas is I'm Catholic and I pray that the Churches become untied again!
I too want to untie the church.
Don't forget Bono. 🤣
As a Protestant I pray they become united again as well, but under Christ, not necessarily Rome. And don't forget the two Anglican guys who open the video.
*an orthodox patriarch
@@poobread8885thank you
"We were celebrating the birth of Jesus when you guys were still offering human sacrifices to Glurg the god of tree sap."
I would unironically add this to my Spotify Christmas playlist if I could
Same
"Where our children don't know Jesus, but they know pikachu"
Amen
Come on, Patrick! That's a goose, Patrick!
By George, I think you're right.
A Canadian goose at that!!
And it’s neither frozen, nor silent..
Because all the ducks and the geese and the sheep were frozen in the snow
The anger in "just Simeon is fine" really sells it
I got that "this is a train wreck of unintelligible weirdness but I can't look away" feeling inside that happens when I try to watch Muppet films.
As hilarious as this was, the admonition to "Read the Word" and "Go to church" sung melodically gave me goose(duck?)bumps 😂 Good work. God bless you! Merry Christmas!
That part with Simeon at the end was priceless haha
I was going to chime in like everyone else and say, "It's a goose not a duck." However, now I'm pretty certain that was intentional, which makes it even funnier, which seems to be the point.
Yeah. I call it the trolling the captain obvious types.
Oh yeah, after thinking about this over dinner..lol...I remembered something from last year. Go back and watch last years "Martin Luther Yells about Inferior Anglican Christmas Hymns". Yeah, there is a connection on this. Listen to what is said about ducks and geese. Lol!
Another year of wishing this was on Spotify
[Reverend] Fiene, you still have one of the loveliest tenor voices I have ever heard. This video was both hilarious and insightful at the same time. While Christmas ends shortly, I hope you, your family, and your congregation enjoyed it to the glory of God.
Did the Vicar, Thompson and Luther finally manage to write a Christmas song that is not obsessed with the thermostat?
Did Thompson travel in time again to consult with the author of that ghastly, sugary UK Christmas favourite "Mistletoe and Wine"? This celebrates numb fingers of the upper middle classes and non-Reformed Anglican superstar Cliff Richard. Richard also appeared in one of the "incarnations" of the Band Aid song.
It doesn’t even talk about silent frozen geese a little bit…
@@joshuaneace6597 The British think that _Rockin' Robin_ is a Christmas song (albeit a purely secular one) because it's about a robin, and the European robin (a completely different bird from the American robin) is often seen in the UK over the winter.
Which is a longwinded way of saying that he really wasn't wrong about the 'weather and animals' thing.
I'm from Staten Island N.Y.
I grew up in an Italian American household and was loosely indoctrinated in the Catholic church.
Over time I became a Born Again Christian. My journey is a bit unusual, but the fact is that I became a student of the Bible and now the only people that I strongly identify with are those who aren't part of a church, and a couple in Norway 🇳🇴 who are Lutheran. The wife is a muslim convert and the husband is an Elder at his church AND a Christian educator at a Lutheran college where he is both Principal and Professor.
They're married 40 years.
Ironically, the ex-muslim Iranian Royalty wife is who I am closer too. She is a martyr for Christ, and a zealous evangelist who understands doctrine very well, and the difference between men and women in the church. We've become dear brother and sister in-Christ over the past year. Our communication has been since 1 year ago. We actually began speaking in September of 2020.
Now, given this sketchy backdrop, here's my statement and question: Back in 2004, I once had a co-worker and friend named Teddy who was from Eritrea 🇪🇷. His country was at war with Ethiopia 🇪🇹, and he was a soldier who fought in the war against Ethiopia for 6 years. He married his best friends sister and had 4 daughters (princesses). I learned a lot from Teddy about being Christian.
Since then, I've matured in the faith I've had a strong interest in the book of Enoch; And this has lead a DEEP curiosity about the Eritrean Orthodox church AND the Ethiopian Orthodox church as well. Can you do an intelligent satirical skit pertaining to any or all of these? Whether for or against I won't mind. Your handle of hard topics is unique and very likeable.
Great humor with serious overtones. Thank you. I'll continue to enjoy your work, and pass it on. God bless you ALL.
"Of course Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
And thus Simeon the Just was born.
You didn't talk about silent frozen ducks even a little bit.
That was great. Thank you and Merry Christmas! God Bless
"...The can't even spell saviour (savior) or Immanuel (Emanuel) at all..." Yall are straight-up geniuses!
Potential lyrics for the bridge to replace Horus’ wining:
“Here’s to you; raise a glass for everyone.
Here’s to them; sing ‘Come Lord Jesus, come!’.
Do they know what Christmas is at all?”
That duck looks like a goose
drthmik a CANADA 🇨🇦 goose
Let's just appreciate that the partriarch of Constaninople came along on the 25th.
I love that it's Martin Luther who corrects the Pope.
Ian Mulreaney you should nt he still is an heretic
Ian Mulreaney I don’t because he tried to remove the book of James and ruined the Old Testament so
@@Православл He actually didn't try to do that. He willingly kept it in.
Jean-Daniel Veer i don’t know where you get your historical facts. The entire second chapter of James contradicts his teaching. The other reformers kept it in.
@@Православл Lol James doesn't contradict justification by faith. If he did he would also be contradicting Paul! Instead, both fit together flawlessly. Neither teaches justification before God by works.
Found myself humming this to myself today. It's not even Christmastime right now.
The Axl Rose part had me LOSING IT! Soooo funny!!!
You need to introduce a character on Joel Osteen
Martin Luther has a great voice!!!
0:40 "I've found higher levels of orthodoxy in rancid lumps of figgy pudding." Drop the mic.
next video do Simian the eunuch vs. Horus in an epic sword fight.
Make sure it is a flaming sword ..
Simeon had chariot, he'd just run over Horus.
This video truly brings about awareness for people forgetting the REAL meaning of Christmas. Thank you Lutheran Satire. May God continue to bless you and your ministry.
I know the bridge to that song! I actually even know not to hit the "Let them know it's Christmastime again!" until after the third "Feed the world!"
I was raised very lukewarm Catholic, so I considered myself a member of the Church of Adult Contemporary Radio, and Bono wrote the majority of the religious music I listened to growing up.
Bono is still Catholic afaik
@@MilwaukeeWoman His family was mixed Roman Catholic and Church of Ireland.
4:21 That's clearly a Canada Goose ... But all in all, thank you!
100% a murder chicken
Physical congregational
worship is a needed, and
just offering to God, it
is a prelude to the reality
of eternity in Heaven.
You. Hit . That. Outta da park!And that eunuch at the end was AWESOME.
There's a sentence ya don't expect to read in a UA-cam comment. Or really anywhere. Ever. Well, in this century, anyway.... 😑
This is amazing, I lost it when the spelling of Iman Yuel came on the screen 😂
I was wondering why "the Eunich" isn't a more common surname.
4:18
Don't you know what a Duck is at all LutheranSatire?
42Ounces
Geese were originally ducks until Horas made them diffrent on easter, they day of his rebirth, duh
It's called being silly.
MaskedMan66
such harsh language. what would the ox and the ass and the horse and the pheasants think
Chills....literal chills
I never heard of simian the Ethiopian. I really want to look him up now. I’ve always been fascinated by Ethiopian Christianity. And it’s so incredible how it’s possibly the first Christian nation.
Hi, love your shows. Can you do a show on the "Prosperity Gospel" and also something I've seen in various churches my family members attend: 1) The church votes to liberalize some doctrine 2) It passes by majority vote 3) The minority who doesn't go along with it is seen as a "breakaway" faction, but really they just stood in the same place when the others are the ones who moved.
Could start with the Schism....🤣☦
when Bono appeared, I asked, "why not Axl Rose?" but I'm glad I kept watching.
This is still the best thing Lutheran Satire has ever done. Share it far and wide this Advent and Christmas seasons, my brothers and sisters.
So if you were ever to sell "Lutheran Satire" merchandise, I would be interested in buying :) lol
joecoolmccall What contradictions has not Luther’s reformation produced! I should never end if I would put them all on this paper. […]
You have not one same canon of the Scriptures: Luther will not have the Epistle of St. James, which you receive. Calvin holds it to be contrary to the Scripture that there is a head in the Church; the English hold the reverse: the French Huguenots hold that according to the Word of God priests are not less than bishops; the English have bishops who govern priests, and amongst them two archbishops, one of whom is called primate, a name which Calvin so greatly detests: the Puritans in England hold as an article of faith that it is not lawful to preach, baptize, pray, in the Churches which were formerly Catholic, but they are not so squeamish in these parts. And note my saying that they make it an article of faith, for they suffer both prison and banishment rather than give it up.
Is it not well known that at Geneva they consider it a superstition to keep any saint’s day? - yet in Switzerland some are kept; and you keep one of Our Lady. The point is not that some keep them and others do not, for this would be no contradiction in religious belief, but that what you and some of the Swiss observe the others condemn as contrary to the purity of religion. Are you not aware that one of your greatest ministers teaches that the body of our Lord is as far from the Lord’s Supper as heaven is from earth, and are you not likewise aware that this is held to be false by many others?
Has not one of your ministers lately confessed the reality of Christ’s body in the Supper, and do not the rest deny it? Can you deny me that as regards Justification you are as much divided against one another as you are against us: - witness that anonymous controversialist. In a word, each man has his own language, and out of as many Huguenots as I have spoken to I have never found two of the same belief.
-Saint Francis de Sales, apostle to the Calvinists
Christ established “One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church (Nicene Creed).” Tell me how can the thousands of quibbling sects established by disease and guilt ridden Germans and Frenchman claim to the the one Church founded by Christ?
MyTwoCents
Jesus said to them, "Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. (John 6:53)
ua-cam.com/video/3afP72VB22M/v-deo.html
But of course you have no interest in the words of Christ, but only for your faux protestant traditions and superstitions.
“And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”
(Matt 16:18)
Do you really mean to tell me that for over a thousand years from the reign of Constantine to the protestant revolt the gates of Hades triumphed over Christ’s one true church? Impossible.
ua-cam.com/video/WSKBGdv07nQ/v-deo.html
Did you know that the only instance of the words “by faith alone,” found in in scripture is in James 2:24
You see that a person is considered righteous by what they do and not by faith alone. (James 2:24)
I have a challenge for you, name me a single Church or Apostolic Father from the first three centuries of the Catholic Church to defend either sola scriptura, sola fedei, any of the five points of Calvinism, or disavow the true presence of the Eucharist, or the binding authority of tradition and I will leave the traditional Catholic Church and become a protestant heretic. If you can not do this, accept that to go deep into history is to cease to be protestant.
"Avoid the profane novelty of words, St. Paul says (I Timothy 6:20) ... For if novelty is to be avoided, antiquity is to be held tight to; and if novelty is profane, antiquity is sacred." ~ Vincent of Lerins (434)
Pax Christi
MyTwoCents My name will be great among the nations, from where the sun rises to where it sets. In every place incense and pure offerings will be brought to me, because my name will be great among the nations," says the LORD Almighty. (Malachi 1:11)
What could that those who don’t believe in the sacrifice of the mass do that would possibly fulfill this prophecy? A sacrifice made by the gentiles with incense, sorta sounds like the traditional Latin mass, ua-cam.com/video/ozXahVZwfok/v-deo.html
I think he sold customized Donnell and Connell ringtones at one point.
MyTwoCents "If the Word of God is living and powerful, and if the Lord does all things whatsoever he wills; if he said, "Let there be light", and it happened; if he said, "let there be a firmament", and it happened; ...if finally the Word of God himself willingly became man and made flesh for himself out of the most pure and undefiled blood of the holy and ever Virgin, why should he not be capable of making bread his Body and wine and water his Blood?... God said, "This is my Body", and "This is my Blood."" ~ Saint John of Damascus
I am just about to pray my rosary, I will pray for your conversion to Christ’s ancient and eternal Catholic Church.
This is particularly sad because my dad actually thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Hey, where's Zwingli?
or Henry VIII
As someone from Northern Michigan right in the middle of the Snow belt, I can confirm that we get more snow than literally anyone in the world...😂
“Simeon the Eunuch” lol
Don't you know what a goose is at all?
Caelem517 thank you
Donal and Conal for the win.
Brilliant! Thanks for hard work in making these satires! 😊
yeah, Hans. if you weren't so lazy, you'd give us one EVERY week, like you used to. :) JK (just kidding)
"Simeon the Eunuch Man"
"Just Simeon is Fine"
Awesome video and song. Also enjoyed the trolling with the Canadian goose inserted instead of a duck.
Interestingenough4 - The good is Lutherian so it's cool.
That duck identifies as a goose.
This is my new favorite Christmas song.
Merry Christmas Hans. Just here listening to some classic Christmas music.
Wholesome ecumenical moment
That was great. Thank you and Merry Christmas. I love your videos.
(And no, Die Hard isn't a Christmas film; there aren't any ducks or chickens in it at all.)
wrong. they duck a lot of bullets
The arrangement of the melodies is genius. 😃
Axle Rose singing at the end had me rolling 😂 great stuff
Wasn't that a picture of a goose?
I sang this version while I watched Daddy's Home 2, in the parts when they sang "Do they know it's Christmastime"
Showing a goose instead of a duck may have been deliberate, a subtle tribute to Jan Hus, whose last name means "goose". And who made some sort of prophecy that his enemies may have roasted THIS goose--Hus--but another goose would come along that they would not be able to destroy (paraphrasing). That person did come along--Martin Luther.
What the name of the church from 0:02 to 1:52
The pope looks like Lydon Johnson
Also, thank you for reaffirming my belief in Christmas with the Horus Ruins Christmas Video. ALSO- Great video.
4:26
That isn't a duck. It's a goose.
Just saying 🤣
"What does 'raise awareness' mean?"
But he knows what film is...
😆
It’s June and I’m still singing this.
That was GREAT! Love it! Thank you for all the work you guys put into this so as to "raise awareness" about the plight of orthodoxy in our churches :-)
Best Lutheran Christmas Song ever :)
Hey Pastor Fiene, an LCMS PK here. My mom said to tell you she hates to break it to you, but that is not a duck. XD Best Lutheran Satire video yet, Patrick. Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to you, Pastor!
it is satire .... Fiene knows ... it is a canadian bird/goose. He lives pretty close to that area :-) Michigan.
The Ethiopian guy at the end was great.
"Oh thats terrible, of course Die Hard is a Christmas Film"
I haven't seen this in years. I'm just sitting here in tears crying laughing so hard. This is so so funny! Thank you so much
I think we all know that Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Please update us when this is available on iTunes! Merry Christmas!
As condescending as the lyrics are to "Do They Know It's Christmas", at least they acknowledge the existence of these poor, starving people in Africa we're raising money for, unlike "We Are the World", which is composed of probably the most self-indulgent lyrics every to come out of Hollywood.
just goes to show, in the list of almost everyone's favorite things about christmas, Christianity struggles to make it into the top ten.
Sean Davison I'm a Christian and Christianity wouldn't make my top ten. Do you mean remembering the incarnation or some other specific thing Christians do at Christmas?
SamOwenI i mean any thing about Christianity.
the trees the yule logs the egg nog the gifts; characteristic Christmas stuff, nothing to do with Jesus or anything about Christianity
Almost everyone is a rather general term. Scratch that, it is absolutely general. Please refrain from saying things you do not mean. And pointing out the pagan ceremonies does not negate Christmas' intended meaning. Unless you would like to say with certainty that Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus.
.....it's.... a goose.....
Or a duck in a very clever disguise!
This is brilliant! Love everyone coming together
*Come on Patrick* Died right there
Now every time the original song comes on the radio, I sing these lyrics. Thanks, Hans Fiene! (No, really, thank you, these lyrics are way more fun.)
And to practically everyone else in the comments...
WE GET THE IDEA!!! PLEASE STOP WITH THE "HAHA IT'S A GOOSE NOT A DUCK" COMMENTS! *_AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!_* :P
5 more months to Christmas, I need the lryics to this version.
This was surprising ecumenical. I love it!
The Italians say, "Buon Natale." The Spanish say, "Felice Navidad." Perhaps English speakers should say, "Happy Nativity" instead of Merry Christmas (Christ Mass). Isn't Christ the center of every mass?
If only it was actually the nativity ..
I would say Happy Conception!
Rev. 12 ..
@@fooser77 "Happy Conception" would be for the Feast of the Annunciation on March 25.
100% my favourite youtube video of all time. I believe the denominations in the church are fine and natural but I would love to see all these Christians make an effort to celebrate a Christmas together, or an Easter if we can avoid arguing.
happy new year, Lutheran
The picture at 4:21 should have been a picture of Obama. What you have isn't a duck.
Better then the 2004 and 14 re-rerelse of the actual song
Man this is too real today 😂
I actually enjoy the original song a lot and I also really like this one. You should do more songs like this! I literally just subscribed to your channel today, but I'm not unsubscribing anytime soon!
I'm surprised Simeon's voice could go that low at the end :P
Could be he was.. ehm.. made so after puberty?? Perhaps not?
It would be after. Were Simeon castrated before puberty, he would have had a fairer complexion; unusually long, think limbs; no body hair; abundant locks; uneven fat deposits; a wide rib cage with incredible lung capacity; the clearly highvoide; a feminine face and overall build. I am a soprano falsettist, so the repertoire left behind is what us countertenors sing.
It concerns me that how you know that is choir.
Jacob Carpenter Simeon would like all òf you to quit speculating on the manner and timing of his castration. It's awkward. You don't hear Simeon engaging you in detailed specifics of your circumcision. And if you think that's being squeamish, we gals will start in with our birthing stories..
The subject is never a humorous joke to begin with, madam. Historically, it applies to the field of male development and music. One learns about that connection in any Music Appreciation university course. Having sung as a male soprano since my treble voice broke is more awkward a topic for me than any women' medical procedures, Ms Thompson. I must agree to disagree.
Die Hard is MOST definitively an X-Mas movie!!!
GENIUS. PURE GENIUS.