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- Опубліковано 11 лис 2021
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The first one is just Old World Blues in a nutshell.
A lobotomite here in the dome
@@jamkithotlinemiami901 "look it is touching everything with its hand penises"
Ok lobotomite
Emkay the lobotomite
@@failuretv814 it is walking on its toe penses
Ah yes I can already see Mariah Curie’s hit single topping the Geiger Counter/Dosemeter charts
“All I want from Christmas is U(ranium)”
Nah can I get some plutonium instead?
All I want for Christmas, is U(ranus)
@@thenotoriousnreal both of those will be expensive one with cost alot of money and I’ve with cost you an eye
All I want for Christmas is to hear literally any other Christmas song
@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc me too
These people are some of the most hilarious people I've ever watched and I hope this channel prosperous for years to come
Me too
I love this channel
Saaame I love this channel and it's community lol
Why are half of these replies bots D:
Why cant youtube just fix this problem
That was unironically the best sales pitch to join the US army ive ever heard.
I can think of few more, just want to hurry up and die already? Join the army, you'll get paid to be at increased risk of dying. Hate how expensive housing and healthcare is? Join the army, will provide it for you. It might not be great but at least you don't have to pay almost all your pay check for it. The army, hey its better than prison, because at least here you get paid at least $20,000 a year.
@@dylanhaugen3739 alright that's big brain. You should be a recruiter, I'd literally join, those perks are in eatable in the us.
My old D&D group had a DM who used "The Hand of GOD" on unruly players. It was exactly that, a Hand that floated areound the world crushing PCs that irritated the DM with its index finger.
Hmm, as a dm who has done a few campaighns, i will say, i never once used the hand of god
What does PC stand for in D&D?
I know D&D is Dungeons and Dragons and DM is Dungeon Master but I haven’t heard of PC in the game before.
@@BillyTheSquid99 PC stands for Player Character.
Player charicter
11:15 I spent fourteen seconds replaying this clip. And now I finally understood what he meant by “Oh my dad shut up”.
Emkay is a comedic genius
That line made me laugh way harder than it should have. ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Him
jesus christ*
Lmao hes a real comedic genius
God
Ah, Mariah Curie's voice just brings back memories of holiday festivities and games such as "Don't drop the demon core" such wonderful times.
Help i dropped the demon core
@@-bebyelove..6688 god damnit....
@@-bebyelove..6688 I'M SORRY MY HUMOR IS BROKEN I LAUGHED AT THAT/UUJFBJGYH
I just hear fallout series noices at the big mountain
The.. the.. the what?
That beginning post just has me thinking of Old World Blues.
Glad I'm not the only one
Ah yes, the one DLC that I started but went back in time because I wanted to save Dean and fuse Dog/God.
NOO YOU CANT MAKE ANNOYING SCORPIONS AND SPAM THEM WHILE CALLING IT A DLC!
Old world blues: haha funni scorpion robot go brrrrrrrrrrrr
@@aaydinturkthem and lobotomites. Fuckin' A there's a lot of them.
"Feed me flesh, John....."
"Sweetie! The computer's been acting weird these days, we should throw it out and get a new one."
"JoHn.... ThRoWiNg Me OuT wIlL nOt FiX tHe PrObLeM....."
"we stole your brain"
"Hello, Smithers. Youre so good at turning me on."
02:34
HEY Jack isn't that your *boss?*
The first image remind me that my patience is so good that I listen to all the dialogue at the start of Old World Blues without spam skipping
"Wandering the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter-" *CRIT*
I usually dome them halfway through Mojave
The moon comic is the first episode of my little pony friendship is magic in a nutshell
Of course YOU'D know XD
But yeah that's basically how the first two episodes happened
Do you think she would have become Nightmare Moon if ponies behaved like we do nowadays with fucked up sleep schedules
@@coruscaregames hmmm. Maybe not.
0:01 when the lobotomite excretes into a can of cram with duct tape around it in front of 8:
I was thinking that i was the only one who thinked about this, but without...? Excrement
"If you join the us army you will get to leave this country often" that is the best response I've ever seen because it leaves absolutely no room for future argument.
2:47 *ZA HANDO!!!!!!!* Okuyasu approves
In answer to the candy corn question: they're great for the first 10 "kernels," but then they stop being good and you can't stop eating them.
Wow that's like painfully accurate
That first one should be on R/bossfight and it should be called
Monitarr: The all knowing
7:09 fun fact, our skeleton doesn't move at all. Our meat body moves it instead so we're trapped with a skeleton inside of us
0:07 my dude be looking like those scientists from Fallout NV Old world blues
"And are those... *penises* wriggling on its hands and feet?!"
"Great; one of the penises is having an erection..."
I actually think that Jesus would win a fight against a furry. He literally walked into the temple, saw people doing stuff they weren't supposed to, walked out, made a whip, walked back in (with such determination and fury that the temple guards didn't even try to stop him), and whipped the people out of the temple. He even flipped over a few tables.
It's hilarious to me when people say that Jesus would lose in a fight.
Jesus was a chad when it came to fighting
@@catpoke9557 And people try to say that Jesus doesnt condone violence.🤣🤣🤣
Heh-ha; let's see him go toe-toe, one on one against me.
Doesn't seem like EmKay changed their logo, they seemingly got a new editor
They did change it
Not because of an editor
"The LOBOTOMITE has returned!"
“IT’S TOUCHING EVERYTHING WITH IT’S… HAND PENISES!”
I’m so glad other people see it too
I knew you needed to sell your kidneys to buy a multi screen setup for a PC
But I never thought that It’d make me sell my soul by grabbing it from me
No, it just needs your brain.
I like how everyone on Reddit is screaming about his new logo, i think it looks neat! Gonna miss the old one tho :(
"unsavoury groups" were using the same hand for their logo
Emkay became Emyay.
@Thx ❤ Irrelevant
@@joong4440 those links are probably scams lol
"Oh my dad shut up"
Got a good belly laugh from that one
6:36 jack: *calls minecraft a children's game*
I see you have chosen death three days ago.
5:23 Jack, Buffalo Bill is the one who wears other people's skin and Hanibal Lecter is the cannibal
Pretty sure he was referencing how Hannibal cut the face off a guard and wore it when he escaped prison. Looked like he had several slices of bologna on his mug in that scene.
My man you can admit the My Little Pony show is good. Like, you can say it. You'd be right
It was. It was ruined by people sexualizing fluttershy.
@@AntoinettexKitten So you gonna let the actions of other people online stop you from appreciating the merits of a great piece of media? Coward (Kidding)
the first one is just old world blues in a nutshell
"BEHOLD!!! With the power of SCIENCE and the technologies of Big Mountain, we have joined your reality!!"
Fun fact:
Big Mountain
Big MT
Big M-T
BIG EMPTY
@@ineedanactualdisplayname we figured that out ages ago
*I like how Mariah Carrie goes "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then says "All I want for Christmas is you" a few seconds later*
Thanks, now i can sucsessfully hate the internet even more.
Successfully*
@today was a good day bruh man
3:46 ok I was fine with the giant mutation of a lemon that one sacrificed to get... but this lemon is truly cursed and unacceptable XD
0:13 i like how the new emkay intro thing literally flips you off
Eternal night! Let's go LUNAAAAAAA!
President Starscream, what will you do to end the opioid crisis?
@@rclipse1522 cluster bomb the production facilities and enslave the heads of big pharma
@@President_Starscream Sounds like a reasonable solution. You have my vote.
Anyone notice how Emkay’s new banner has 9 hand gestures but the intro only has 8?
IT HAS 9 IT HAS 9 IT HAS 9 DONT LIE NOO
middle finger gesture is missing
@@snovatheidiot it's there for like half a second
I believe it's because two of them are the same gesture just facing a different direction
0:05 that thing is in fallout and is the only reason I don’t play the game
the first image is litteraly screaming "LOBOTOMITE!" like the scientists from the think tank of fallout new vegas
Gotta love another Emkay video, also the almost everything change improved everything! Keep up the work bois
4:53 I forget Robin is a brony, even after piemations MLP videos
We will always be
This narrator is Jack though...
Ah the thumbnail reminds me of my adventures in Fallout: New vegas in old world blues
6:05 The fact that I have watched that Proko video and that bit was absolutely humorous.
1:56 I pity the poor bakery that had to make that cake
0:00 yo hes the guy in that fallout new vegas dlc it was the old blues?
Ah yes. Emkay. Bringing out fear from deep within me,
EMKAY HAS EVOLVED HE IS SPEAKING IN WINGDINGS
10:40 *awkwardly laughs because it's my dad's family tradition to take a immediate family group photo with the passing loved one in their casket*
0:01 oh no the new vegas doctors are trying to get out
just go to the last save point easy
2:27
okay, look. Candy corn tastes fricken _amazing_
I think OP just doesn't like candy corn for some reason but trust me - they are the best.
Candy corn tastes like candle wax and disappointment.
@@rapogirl1391 it tastes like sugar turned into a new type of chocolate.
@@MrSirSquishy it tastes like someone already sucked out all the flavor and left you with the sad, soulless shell of what could have been...
@@rapogirl1391 it tastes like the pure embodiment of happiness in a single bite.
@@MrSirSquishy It tastes like the pure embodiment of a middle age crisis in a single bite.
The thumbnail is a certified Big Empty classic.
First thing that pops up and my mind goes
"Fallout New Vegas is that you"
"Mirror man from Opal is that you?"
Very much so
0:00 old world blues all over again...
we just need some nukes and yes man cus yes man is cool fuck muggy
3:47
That is not a lemon, it is actually a finger from the Buddha’s hand fruit. Buddha’s hand has multiple fingers that look like that.
6:19 THAT REMINDS ME OF PAPYRUS SO MUCH- THE VOICE FITS IT
10:47
*Gets flashbacks to experimenting with pencils as a teenager*
I feel called out
Loving the new changes btw! The editing is amazing, the new icon and intro are sick and the banner is cool af!
Note to all: please dont click these links. They are bots
why
0:01 POV: You woke up without your brain, heart and spine in a mysterious place
*loads save* oh hey yes man
When I saw the thumbnail all I could think was "it is I, doctor mobius!"
petition to bring the old logo back
Petition to not
petition to make eggs not explode when you shoot it with a shotgun
@@chimaera2611 yOu rUiNed My rePlY seCtiOn
Spam"👌"to pay respect to the old logo
Since that person's child likes to play with dolls like that...I figured she has two career paths!
1. Plastic surgeon
2. Work for the mob
1:20 tecknoblade be like Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo, brother how did it happen
First pog
No one cares
Pog
Yes.
Pog
No one gives a shit
knowing the plot myself...its definitely on you for connecting them that easily man
0:00
People who played fallout new Vegas: intense flashbacks
2:46 Most people my age would name it a god and start praying, "Oh please glorious hand in your infinite wisdom, strike me down today."
4:38 You know...when you put Nightmare Moon like _that..._
Literally exactly how it happened
Capless Buzz doesn't look as bad as it could've been. He's rocking that style better than hippies with dreadlocks do.
THE ANIMATION LINES UP WIYH THE SONG!!! I love this change!
Log me in, Hal. :D "I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave. " The monitors then begin quoting Annoying Orange. They cannot be unplugged, they never try to deviate from the script unless to laugh at your frustration.
By the hell damned potatoes, who allowed doctors to leave the Big Mountain?
0:01: doctor Klein is that you?
0:01 I would attach a string of code that makes a mp3 play saying “Help me I can’t breathe” with a real-ish distorted voice while making the thing a background slideshow that has the mouth talk and the eyes frantically dart around. Then show this to everyone you know while never addressing it
The skeleton bit was so good that I was sad when it's over
That first image really reminds me of those scientists in the DLC Old world blues in Fallout New Vegas
0:00 Fallout New Vegas players: *flashbacks of Dr Dala *
first image I was like: "Ayo fallout what are you doin in real life?"
2:13 This ones even better because it’s made by The Oatmeal (illustrator of Exploding kittens)
I love the new logo and the intro! The hands fit the beat! 🤩
7:40 . If you think about it, this it a reference to the honest hearts dlc of fallout new vegas. The tribe that Joshua Graham came from.
the best thing about the new intro is that it flips us off 😂
I opened my notifications to see the thumbnail of this video. I screamed.
That thumbnail makes me feel like my brain and spine have been removed.
Don't forget the heart
0:02 oh hey, it's one of those guys in the Think Tank in Fallout New Vegas.
That picture at the beginning of the video reminded me of a field trip I went on when I was young. man was it weird
1:19 "Remember, it's not Christmas without a little bit of nuclea-"
Ad: *CHOCOLATE S Y R U P*
0:03 "Well, there's many things they have forgotten, sitting in their bowls. Friendship. The thrill of discovery. Love. Masturbation. The usual."
gotta love how jesus said "oh my dad, shut up!" when fighting that furry
i mean, god is his dad
and it's a bad thing for christians to call god's name without good reason
The first image reminds me of the think tank scientist in the fallout new Vegas Old world blues DLC
I don't think I can be that detached from reality that when my parent dies I have a photo shoot at their funeral maybe have a thoughtful shoot wearing their clothes or style but at the funeral??? There is no justification for that.
My man's really was just in the big empty, chillin with brains in jars before getting a side gig as some dudes computer.
love how for a spit second the animated hand flips off the viewer during the intro
"oh my dad shut up" had me rolling
Bro that first pic gives me some Think Tank flashbacks
0:02 this remembers me of old world blues
8:58 i literally saw a couple wearing those shirts 2 weeks ago!
"Oh my dad, shut up"😂😂😂
you said mr and misses robinson while i was talking to my dad and it confused me for a second