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  • Опубліковано 27 бер 2022
  • Daliso Chaponda talks about being a non-drinker in the UK and cancel culture.
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  • @SeverSava
    @SeverSava 2 роки тому +21

    He's my hero! Very smart and perceptive to society's awkwardness and artificially reinforced paradoxes. Very good speech and funny jokes! Love you, man! 🤗

  • @dannooooooo
    @dannooooooo 2 роки тому +9

    that paratroopers joke was fucking hilarious

  • @WillMiall
    @WillMiall 2 роки тому +19

    Love this guy, very funny! Even as someone in a wheelchair, I laughed most at the paratroopers gag

    • @saint3211
      @saint3211 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, the reason I am watching this video is because my friend sent me this link while we were talking about jokes offending people on behalf of others and he, having lost a leg, gets pissed off at it and loves not being left out at comedy shows because of it.

    • @chaponda
      @chaponda 2 роки тому +1

      Glad he enjoyed it.

  • @EdwardSinclair
    @EdwardSinclair 2 роки тому +38

    I think he wants a talk show, very interesting issues and jokes, incredibly clever.

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 роки тому

      Daliso Chaponda on Cancel Culture | Universal Comedy 1844pm 28.3.22 macho? hmmmm... maybe it would be better if you did drink... indeed, you aint lived until yerv pished yerself...

  • @WJF1959
    @WJF1959 2 роки тому +8

    I think this man is absolutely brilliant.

  • @ThomasinaASMR
    @ThomasinaASMR 2 роки тому +2

    My pick up line, "can you walk in a straight line" lmao

  • @svendhooghe6725
    @svendhooghe6725 2 роки тому +8

    Whoever edited this just ruined my evening, now I have to go look for the third example. Don't leave us hanging halfway a large joke arc !

  • @sherazade82
    @sherazade82 2 роки тому +9

    He hit the nail on the head. Well said.

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams Рік тому +1

    The blind snipers and amputee soldiers matching got me rolling on the floor.

  • @OnizukaAllMighty
    @OnizukaAllMighty 2 роки тому +1

    Taking a joke became like unicorns

  • @j.jbinks9669
    @j.jbinks9669 2 роки тому +6

    Even the hard ER has people laughing, this guy knows his craft!

    • @j.jbinks9669
      @j.jbinks9669 2 роки тому

      @@paddor if you don't get it you don't get it

    • @theduchess9019
      @theduchess9019 2 роки тому +2

      @@j.jbinks9669 🥴🤡

  • @smgsmusic
    @smgsmusic 2 роки тому +2

    One of my favorite comedians xD

  • @amosNandi
    @amosNandi 2 роки тому

    'Absurd conclusion': where the world's headed in a hurry! Very insightful humour. Scarily true

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop 2 роки тому

    Last point was bang on!

  • @sKryly1
    @sKryly1 2 роки тому +7

    Not that many jokes, but a lot of truth. I say we make The Offensiveness Scale a reality!

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus 7 місяців тому

    Spot about the DLA to PIP change.
    On the DLA, my money was just about to rise due to my disability getting quite a lot worse.
    Before the change was completed they swapped it to PIP and now I get less than half of what I had before and before I was on the lowest rate about to move to mid-rate.
    I got worse but got less.
    I wasn’t even asking for an increase at the time. I didn’t want things to get worse, I wanted to get better.
    Now I get labelled a fraudster (by some) because on some days I can walk two meters unaided or stand unaided for more than a minute.
    How can I go back to working on building sites when I can’t F*kin stand?? And what jobs do the job centre want me to go for?
    Their first pick? Tree surgeon.
    Second pick? Scaffolder
    Third pick? Bin man.
    Fourth? Work at the local tip:
    I can’t fkin stand!!!

  • @Brotherbear75
    @Brotherbear75 2 роки тому +5

    Will Smith should watch this set

    • @chaponda
      @chaponda 2 роки тому +3

      No thanks. I don't want to be slapped!

  • @richardhancock2771
    @richardhancock2771 2 роки тому +4

    He's come along way since BGT he's good

  • @heisenberg6197
    @heisenberg6197 2 роки тому +1

    Watching this after the will smith slap!! And what he is talking about on the last part of his bit totally make a lot of sense

  • @realtalk675
    @realtalk675 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mc4661
    @mc4661 3 дні тому

    Comedian or teacher? I think both.

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 2 роки тому

    Well now I want to know what the third example was.

    • @chaponda
      @chaponda 2 роки тому

      Full routine on my channel ua-cam.com/video/Tt5NfaT-t80/v-deo.html

  • @driveincanada9713
    @driveincanada9713 2 роки тому +1

    👍👍👍🌹👍👍👍

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 2 роки тому +2

    The irony that he starts out saying how he appreciates people caring about other races or genders, but then he criticizes people getting offended on behalf of other groups... pretty sure that’s exactly what’s missing when Black South Africans or Malawian women get slagged off with no consequences...

  • @YouChwb
    @YouChwb 2 роки тому +1

    I lasted 4 mins...

  • @ogkush09
    @ogkush09 2 роки тому +3

    Will Smith smacks the s*** out of you if your joke doesn’t impress his wife or whatever he calls his non married but also married none wife but also wife

  • @acain615
    @acain615 2 роки тому +3

    This was interesting but I wouldn’t call it a comedy performance. Definitely dragged on and the crowd was not into it either. I’ve seen his other performances and they were good but this one was a stretch for me.

  • @elfbiter
    @elfbiter 2 роки тому

    "It's not me, it's the _other people_" Yeah, sure, the usual excuse

  • @seyeolajuyin
    @seyeolajuyin 2 роки тому +2

    And some people want comedy to die.

  • @AceStarkXD
    @AceStarkXD 2 роки тому +5

    Balding Trevor Noah

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 роки тому

      Daliso Chaponda on Cancel Culture | Universal Comedy 1854pm 28.3.22 i dont know how they can create or perform "offensive" material and then table turn and suggest the audience is the problem. i'd say you are the problem for turning up knowing you were going to be offended... p.s i am surmising that this guy has either been heckled constantly or he has come from the civil service circuit and has decided to "teach" his audience about certain facets of the alleged funny bone region(?) this is nothing akin to sadowitz but he had the same issue constantly having to defend his material or philosophise about it... it's funny or it isn't. as you get to know a comic's work you see where they have appropriated certain aspects of another performer.... or stumbled upon the prima materia - the cosmic joke.... p.s take manning's stance and everyone is steamrolled irrespective.

  • @acommonman7950
    @acommonman7950 2 роки тому

    Wow, definitely never supporting him again.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 2 роки тому +4

    There are clever and funny ways to make jokes about police brutality and racism in the U.S. This (simply stating that it exists and having people laugh at that) is not it.
    As a resident of Minneapolis, you are welcome to be offended on my behalf. Don’t ask people to laugh about 9 minutes of George Floyd begging for his life, and countless others. Do your job.

  • @BlueberrySummertime
    @BlueberrySummertime 2 роки тому +1

    Am I the only one who found this incredibly boring and stupid. As a black women who has never said nor felt as though I needed to say the n word I have 0% tolerance for people of these races; especially white people (600 years enslaved, racist institutions, abuse, false imprisonment) in a first world country where you have all the books you could ever need to gain context and yet you still stumble over whether or not to say the n word. If you can’t respect a fellow human only expect disrespect back….

    • @randywayne3910
      @randywayne3910 2 роки тому +5

      You’re not a victim.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 2 роки тому +1

      Literally she is. Sounds like you’re probably a victim of toxic masculinity and neoliberal indoctrination too, like the rest of us.

    • @mc4661
      @mc4661 3 дні тому

      There is a 19th century novel about Africa, in which a white man born in Africa says something like this: “I have known many n… no, scratch that word, for I do not like it…I have known many AFRICANS who are 9:36 perfect gentlemen and many white settlers who are not.” Surely no offense was intended here. Incidentally, I am Jewish and occasionally hear someone using an inappropriate word but I don’t jump down their throats on the spot because, all too often, they don't realise what they've said. When it's deliberate, that's a different matter.