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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @PyrocynicalVEVO
    @PyrocynicalVEVO  5 місяців тому +258

    Your browser is holding you back. Level up with Opera GX: operagx.gg/PyroLIVE4

    • @Ruthrahh
      @Ruthrahh 5 місяців тому +68

      doubt

    • @cheesegromit522
      @cheesegromit522 5 місяців тому +28

      Cheese 🧀 gromit

    • @somsomsomsom
      @somsomsomsom 5 місяців тому

      chinese shill

    • @Leyley85
      @Leyley85 5 місяців тому +30

      No

    • @dr_rjck
      @dr_rjck 5 місяців тому +18

      Not gonna watch because of this

  • @adamfenix213
    @adamfenix213 5 місяців тому +4463

    Silly Pyro. You're supposed to put this on main channel.

  • @axeman0011996
    @axeman0011996 5 місяців тому +6152

    Dude is like doing everything not to release the main channel video

  • @therealjome
    @therealjome 5 місяців тому +1720

    Pyro loves playing games where the main character has schizophrenia, because he can relate so much.

    • @Fykicoma
      @Fykicoma 5 місяців тому +26

      You mean he can relate to another fellow woman

    • @kevinaosei
      @kevinaosei 5 місяців тому +13

      unironically yes

    • @AliceIsAtlas
      @AliceIsAtlas 5 місяців тому +4

      Don't make fun of pyro for being schizophrenic that's ableist

    • @portela132
      @portela132 5 місяців тому

      Too bad the game doesn't have inflation then

    • @icaughtalopunny
      @icaughtalopunny 5 місяців тому +1

      @@AliceIsAtlasyou’re fun at parties, this is clearly sarcasm

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 5 місяців тому +743

    Pyro not putting this on the main channel is a metaphor for Microsoft not promoting the game before release

  • @whoisblak
    @whoisblak 5 місяців тому +1100

    yes pyro, the darkwood vid was a total failure

    • @dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421
      @dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421 5 місяців тому +15

      its out?

    • @adamxx3
      @adamxx3 5 місяців тому

      @@dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421no this guy is just yapping

    • @deadworldinfamy
      @deadworldinfamy 5 місяців тому

      @@dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421no

    • @pgc2670
      @pgc2670 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421It has achieved Petscop 2 status

    • @RealRedB
      @RealRedB 5 місяців тому +39

      ​@@dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421 it came out 3 months ago

  • @WillemDafoe0
    @WillemDafoe0 5 місяців тому +553

    90%: haircut jokes
    10%: wholesome comments

    • @Dinosaurianationazation
      @Dinosaurianationazation 5 місяців тому

      I know man...FUCK THE SUBREDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sabukuna
      @sabukuna 5 місяців тому +7

      is this the real Willem Dafoe?

    • @WillemDafoe0
      @WillemDafoe0 5 місяців тому +6

      @@sabukuna maybe

    • @_koruto_
      @_koruto_ 5 місяців тому +2

      1% fat jokes

    • @digestiveissue7710
      @digestiveissue7710 5 місяців тому

      Fanbase of troglodytes

  • @filletofishes
    @filletofishes 5 місяців тому +95

    its genuinely so sad to me that anything that isn't a 8 minute dopamine rush video completely flops. please pyro, don't give up on this kinda stuff cause some of us like it a lot

    • @ritun4656
      @ritun4656 5 місяців тому +6

      EXACTLY!!! PREACHHHH

    • @MrZixad
      @MrZixad 5 місяців тому +5

      I don't think it's the format, the video itself is kinda slow and boring with little editing to spice it up, it's not very interesting or entertaining to watch Pyro live atacking, blocking and parrying the same enemy for 5 min... It feels bloated mostly background noise worthy. Not every video is a hit, i myself really enjoy videos that you can get your work done with.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 місяців тому +4

      Honestly, he probably should have released this video on the main channel, since that's what it's become: hour-long(or longer) essays on video games and films that tackle topics most other games/films don't try to tackle.

  • @NellyNotMelly
    @NellyNotMelly 5 місяців тому +258

    My pregnancy with Pyro was a total failure

  • @void8400
    @void8400 5 місяців тому +961

    Bro talking about his haircut

    • @DerangedAppl3
      @DerangedAppl3 5 місяців тому +6

      Nah seeing an ad and the first comment being this killed me 😂😂😂

    • @robublynde
      @robublynde 5 місяців тому

      😊 33:43 😊😊​@@DerangedAppl3

    • @Cowboy0Hat
      @Cowboy0Hat 5 місяців тому

      STILL

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 5 місяців тому +3

      Pyro is a little pretty princess
      Facts

  • @sayo65
    @sayo65 5 місяців тому +127

    Mans allergic to the main channel

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 5 місяців тому +207

    the furies when senua is alone: ah you trash kid.
    the furies when the shadow insult senua: DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT TO OUR GIRL!

  • @thehermit8618
    @thehermit8618 5 місяців тому +245

    Everytime Pyro says "Midheim" instead of "Midgard" i spiritually recoil. How did you fumble the name so badly lil bro

    • @mikestarrow
      @mikestarrow 5 місяців тому +6

      Which are literally the same, lmao

    • @bigdickrandy9289
      @bigdickrandy9289 5 місяців тому

      but they're the same tho lol. He's not wrong with the way he's saying it

    • @cyrusthegreat3299
      @cyrusthegreat3299 5 місяців тому +36

      No, they are NOT.
      It's like saying Soil is the name of our planet.
      ​@mikestarrow

    • @mikeymotorpsyche2792
      @mikeymotorpsyche2792 5 місяців тому +8

      I’ll work that Midhole

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 5 місяців тому +35

      @@mikestarrow Midgard means "Middle Earth", Midheim would mean "Middle Home". You want the norse name of Earth to be "House of the mid"?

  • @alexblasko8174
    @alexblasko8174 5 місяців тому +68

    Man, those woods looked pretty dark.

    • @konodhioda
      @konodhioda 5 місяців тому

      It's pretty dark how pyro left john wood on seen for 2 whole months

  • @redwiltshire1816
    @redwiltshire1816 5 місяців тому +502

    Pyro finally talking about his HRT journey

    • @mirrorhymn
      @mirrorhymn 5 місяців тому +75

      unfortunately instead of turning him into a sexy woman, the therapy degraded his hair follicles instead

    • @LeGabrielMan
      @LeGabrielMan 5 місяців тому +23

      @@mirrorhymnlike the rest

    • @tango976
      @tango976 5 місяців тому

      groomer

    • @johnathannelson6102
      @johnathannelson6102 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@LeGabrielMan this joke got more likes then any video on your channel so I'll give you that at least

    • @melting7912
      @melting7912 5 місяців тому +15

      @@LeGabrielMan bro managed to make a joke more unfunny than his own thumbnails

  • @CK-hc5oh
    @CK-hc5oh 5 місяців тому +226

    Buddy finally sat down and thought how horrible his haircut is at the beginning

  • @lordofutub
    @lordofutub 5 місяців тому +37

    AIN'T NO WAAAY LIL BRO IS CALLING THE DRAUGR "DROGOR" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @NeonValleys
      @NeonValleys 5 місяців тому +1

      It's pronounced draejurrr

    • @ItsLifeJim_VB
      @ItsLifeJim_VB 5 місяців тому +11

      no way, an englishman cant speak norse, so crazy

  • @kakao_in_glass9528
    @kakao_in_glass9528 5 місяців тому +108

    Bro will literally do anything but release the darkwood vid

    • @stacyfearlicia
      @stacyfearlicia 5 місяців тому

      what even is that

    • @vagabond3334
      @vagabond3334 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@stacyfearlicia it's the dark wood video, video of dark wood, the wood of the dark - Full Title

  • @sherlocksmuuug6692
    @sherlocksmuuug6692 5 місяців тому +44

    "The woods, they're vast, we've been compromised!"
    ~Hunt down the Senua's Saga

  • @TheDovahkinia
    @TheDovahkinia 5 місяців тому +88

    Tbh Critical didn't finish BG3 either and we know this game was a banger. I wouldn't put streamers on pedestals when it comes to understanding stories of games.

    • @NeonValleys
      @NeonValleys 5 місяців тому +8

      I played 1 hour of bg3 and returned it. Was complete garbage. All my homies hate baldurs gay.

    • @wtfman-k3g
      @wtfman-k3g 5 місяців тому +20

      i think critical did mention he isnt the biggest fan of story games with a lot of yapping

    • @viskakuna
      @viskakuna 5 місяців тому +29

      @@NeonValleys least obvious bait

    • @techedbirb6663
      @techedbirb6663 5 місяців тому +5

      Except baldurs gate 3 is a lot more engaging than this shit..
      Me with 90 hours in act 1 ..

    • @tiptaphooves
      @tiptaphooves 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@@wtfman-k3g imagine calling a story-based game with well thought out dialogue "yapping"

  • @Capify595
    @Capify595 5 місяців тому +248

    Bro uploaded on the wrong channel 💀

    • @Hyde_Tolut
      @Hyde_Tolut 5 місяців тому +5

      What is your pfp 😭

    • @Capify595
      @Capify595 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Hyde_Tolut 👨🏽🫃🏽

    • @cameronharding2878
      @cameronharding2878 5 місяців тому

      He forgot his main channel password he's trying his best

    • @ConTroolKeey
      @ConTroolKeey 5 місяців тому

      AGAIN

  • @Sam-Willemsen
    @Sam-Willemsen 5 місяців тому +65

    FINALLY PYRO TALKS ABOUT HIS CAREER!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Lucas-bb3ji
    @Lucas-bb3ji 5 місяців тому +9

    I may (definitely) mock your hair, but your videos essays, the way you structure them and your narration are the main reason for why I'm subscribed.

    • @TheAntlionGuard
      @TheAntlionGuard 5 місяців тому +1

      I really hope we get more long-form content like this

  • @itsterres
    @itsterres 5 місяців тому +189

    the idea of voices in senua's head was so good a guy made a mod for it in new vegas (no im not joking)
    P.S the mod is called Mental Stability System
    P.S.P.S it has 7000 plus voiced words
    Edit: dont wanna be that guy but MOM IM FAMOUS
    Edit: holy shit thats a lotta likes

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 5 місяців тому +17

      That sounds like a really cool way to play NV tbh

    • @applebees563
      @applebees563 5 місяців тому +35

      Bro thinks the Senua games invented schizophrenia💀 (the mod is pretty good I recommend it)

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 місяців тому +5

      @@applebees563 They didn't invent Schizophrenia, but they were the first of the games to show Schizophrenia and Psychosis in a more tasteful, realistic light. Most other games show this shit as "haha le funny mentally illed man goes on a rampage."

  • @Charlie-ng4bp
    @Charlie-ng4bp 5 місяців тому +25

    genuinely appreciate the higher quality pyrolive videos man. cant wait for darkwood

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 5 місяців тому +33

    It feels kind of counter to the whole point of Hellblade 1 to have the game be so literal and straight forward and treat magic like it's 100% real, when I thought the whole framing of Hellblade was "Senua's insane and therefore sees Norse and Celtic mythology in real life".
    Like, in my mind the entirety of Hellblade 1 was mostly uneventful with Senua's delusions being the only real threat encountered. In this, she so much more attached to reality that I kind of ruins the whole narrative device. I get the goal was to show her interacting with normal people and the real world more than the first game, but that just sort of ends up with worse GOW.
    I could overlook the gameplay shortcomings of Halladale for the novelty and narrative, but when you get rid of so much of that what's the point?

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 5 місяців тому +10

      Is it? Narratively speaking, having her resort to her mind too much again would defeat the point of the first game ending though.

    • @tiptaphooves
      @tiptaphooves 5 місяців тому +2

      Isolation actually makes schizophrenic hallucinations worse, so it would make sense that her voices would be more in the background and wouldn't be suffering from intense hallucinations. I also disagree, I much prefer the magic to be literal. There may be parts of the supernatural elements that are all in her head, but being purely that I think makes it lame.

  • @Hiremepyro
    @Hiremepyro 5 місяців тому +104

    redfall part 2 lookin good

  • @davideorizio5737
    @davideorizio5737 5 місяців тому +17

    Memes aside, this is a good video. Happy to see that you are starting to put effort on this channel too since this seems a shorter main channel video.

  • @357reasons7
    @357reasons7 5 місяців тому +7

    This is literally me trying to clutch a round of competitive shooter, while my teammates can't shut up

  • @thanosbig9516
    @thanosbig9516 5 місяців тому +21

    The Darkwood video is all in Le head

  • @jamiehill1444
    @jamiehill1444 5 місяців тому +7

    “You don’t have time to breathe” my brother in Christ it was 98% walking

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 місяців тому +7

    By the looks of it, this game has a very similar issue to Scorn- where it’s more of an interactive art piece than a full game.
    Speaking of, Scorn would make for a very interesting main channel video- the art book goes VERY in depth on the lore.

  • @hooting-ton5215
    @hooting-ton5215 5 місяців тому +8

    "Her mental illness gives her special powers"
    And all mine gave me was pills and being outcasted among my peers. I got scammed

    • @MrZixad
      @MrZixad 5 місяців тому +1

      You must pass the tutorial before you unlock the powers lil bro

  • @crytex6441
    @crytex6441 5 місяців тому +9

    0:36 The Furries

  • @vanillares3102
    @vanillares3102 5 місяців тому +52

    Slop channel aside, I'm honestly proud of pyro for having a more opportunistic look at Hellblade 2. A lot of discourse online fail to acknowledge hellblade 2 as an art piece. Even if the gameplay is only 7 hours long, it's been obvious from the getgo that it's not trying to be a gameplay heavy game. It almost goes into visual novel like gameplay due to its story heavy engagement

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 5 місяців тому +21

      Then make an animation instead of a game. Never understand why people support these borderline walking sims. Just make it an animation and I can consume it as a film/show.

    • @lorax1274
      @lorax1274 5 місяців тому +37

      @@godfrey4461Because some people like interactive art pieces and games SHOULD be a medium for art and artistic expression wether it is visual or based on storytelling. And animation lacks the interactivity a video game medium can give.
      Nobody is forcing you to play these games

    • @MrLolMachine11
      @MrLolMachine11 5 місяців тому +31

      its 5 hours long with 2 hours of walking and an hour of combat at most. Its an 'artpiece' that does not take into account its own medium whats so ever, and instead elects to follow the pretentous idea that a 5 hour game could in any planet be a complete gaming experience. Its even MORE embarassing when its not even nearly the best in its own niche its trying to fill, as there are hundreds if not THOUSANDS of games with better stories and actual game systems to match. I literally work in art right now and im close to being in the gaming idustry, these industries are MILES apart. Aknowleding gaming as a true art medium also entails truly aknowledging what makes these games good in their own medium, rather than literally making a show into game form.
      Think about it like this, if i remove all the story from a game, and now this game has absolutely no value, the game was shit to boot and only exists to push the story.
      Now there are exceptions like visual novels, but this isn't a 20 dollar visual novel, and those visual novels tend to be a little longer than 5 hours. This is a nearly full priced game that is a total of 5 hours that did not advertise itself as visual novel or anything. They advertise themselves as a full fledged game, which it is just not.
      In my eyes, this game is genuinly worthless and only exists to to exist. There is no reason for this series to be in game form and its even worse when i can go onto youtube and experience this game for free with ZERO loss in experience. There are games to be pretentous about, and even i will follow suit and have fun in those conversations. A fucking 5 hour movie is not one of them, analyze this as a writer if anything because there is nothing else to really discuss

    • @Astral_Catalyst
      @Astral_Catalyst 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@godfrey4461 that's seems extremely limiting to what an artform can be. It simply is an interactive story, it's wanting to stretch and evolve what a game can be, or what story's can be told.

    • @THRAKORZOD
      @THRAKORZOD 5 місяців тому +13

      @@MrLolMachine11 Sounds like you are the pretentious one here

  • @_alex_y.not_
    @_alex_y.not_ 5 місяців тому +8

    Can't wait for the third game when Senua becomes a motivational speaker.

  • @neekEy12
    @neekEy12 5 місяців тому +3

    AURORA's "Animal Soul" was featured here too! i caught her streaming with the actress behind Senua, and they talked about how the song matched the theme of the sequel!

  • @ainz9032
    @ainz9032 5 місяців тому +6

    Good video as always. I really do enjoy these mini video essay's(I say mini given the main channel video length) so keep making these and don't get discouraged by smaller view counts. These are always a treat to watch and enjoy for most of your fans :D cheers and keep up the amazing work !!!

  • @franck-oq4jv
    @franck-oq4jv 5 місяців тому +8

    an 80 million budget visual novel

  • @MD_Hooligan
    @MD_Hooligan 5 місяців тому +16

    Pyro would sooner make Petscop 2 than release a main channel video

  • @RROSSKOPP
    @RROSSKOPP 5 місяців тому +30

    This isn't darkwood

  • @QueenNagaJacie
    @QueenNagaJacie 5 місяців тому +49

    “Xbox has Negative Games” Pyrocynical confirming that he hates Hi-Fi Rush and was probably happy to see it’s studio get shut down

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 5 місяців тому +3

      Knowing Pyro he probably doesn't even know what that is lmao

    • @androidinblack5291
      @androidinblack5291 5 місяців тому +12

      @@SiamHossain7 He was asked on a stream about it and said he hated what happened to that studio.

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 5 місяців тому

      @@androidinblack5291 nuh uh

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 5 місяців тому

      @@androidinblack5291 nuh uh

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 5 місяців тому

      @@androidinblack5291 nuh uh

  • @ДмитрийФролов-э3ю
    @ДмитрийФролов-э3ю 5 місяців тому +1

    11:33 The combat in the first game was actually a bit deeper than that - you could combine every move - double dodge, dodge in every direction and hit (like you could dodge forward and impale), you could attack while running, etc.
    Aside from that, there were some combos that flowed into each other, like light-light-hard-light-light or light-hard-light-hard, etc (wish there was time to complete it in a battle though). I hoped they would work on it and make it even more seamless and deeper, but I look at the first battle and see that it's basically the same, just different animations.

  • @EuanMilne
    @EuanMilne 5 місяців тому +14

    Only 1000 hominids witnessed this video in 3 minutes, truly, dead

    • @traceable7875
      @traceable7875 5 місяців тому +2

      Hominid? So apes are watching pyros channel? It all makes sense…

    • @_phloggy_
      @_phloggy_ 5 місяців тому

      @@traceable7875 i mean... look at the haircut comments

  • @deckfell3564
    @deckfell3564 5 місяців тому +1

    we dont slop 2, we want 4 hours main channel stuff

  • @TheKrimsonDemon
    @TheKrimsonDemon 5 місяців тому +4

    “The Darkwood video is coming soon guys don’t worry”

  • @boss2329
    @boss2329 5 місяців тому +2

    Wait this isn't just an edited down slop compilation of the playthrough vod? This 100% should've been uploaded to the main channel, I didn't even bother clicking on it because I assumed it wasn't a real video lmao

  • @razeguy9639
    @razeguy9639 5 місяців тому +55

    That's what your barber said while making your hair

  • @rollout9506
    @rollout9506 5 місяців тому +2

    I love the new style of review main channel esque videos you've started doing on this channel with this one and the voyager 19 video. Thanks bro and keep up the great work.

  • @tunasandwich8049
    @tunasandwich8049 5 місяців тому +5

    Pyro really forgot his main channel password

  • @TrickyJebus
    @TrickyJebus 4 місяці тому +2

    Hopefully with this video out. we'll get more demand for Senua Rule34. Thank you Pyro. for your service.

  • @sir-william-bum-bum-the-third
    @sir-william-bum-bum-the-third 5 місяців тому +5

    15:07 it also comes free with a personal chinese spyware tracker that tracks everything you do and sends it to ccp to be later used

    • @eg0zb
      @eg0zb 5 місяців тому +5

      like everygame now a days, its ok china already has had your info for years now

  • @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL
    @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL 5 місяців тому +1

    In regards to the actual video, the story definitely feels good, and the mechanics are interesting, and it's something I would love to see...on something other than a game, because I personally hate games that are basically "push the joystick and sometimes do something with the other buttons" or as people call it "narrative games" (which kinda defeats the purpose of a game now doesn't it?). I want to have more agency over the character I'm controlling, not because of a low attention span, but because that's what a game is supposed to be, me with full control over a character's actions, wether they have a personality or they're a blank slate. Plus It's been a while since I've cared about the graphics of a game or how realistic it may be, hell some of my favorite games, the return of the Obra Dinn, the binding of Isaac, Persona 5, don't have "realistic" graphics, but they have memorable graphics, wether it's a grain filter, pixel art or smooth anime models. So when developers start gushing about how damn good it looks, I inmediately think "how does it play?". Don't get me wrong, a game can look great and have great gameplay, I'm just saying that living by looks alone is a terrible idea. All of this to say that from the start I sorta knew what this game was gonna turn into, push forwards as cool things happen around you, and I can definitely appreciate the sheer amount of effort it took to make it look this cool, is just a shame that the rest of the game had to suffer for that to be possible, and it's kinda of shame that the studio will probably shut down in favor of more garbage live service games, although part of me wishes that they could go indie, or at least part of the team, because I want more options than "open world game with collectibles and a theoretical plot". Papers please and Return of the Obra Dinn are incredible in regards to storytelling and ambience, and both are basically games about paperwork. But in general I guess I just want games with more to them than just the overall plot or collectibles, I want real gameplay, that makes me want to engage with it as much as possible, and definitely not combat which looks cool (again) but has so little substance that it makes suicide squad seem like a decent alternative. (Also if you're gonna say that return of the Obra Dinn is also a walking simulator, then I'd have to say you're sorta right, but that game actually has consequences regarding how well you deduce things and names, plus putting together the puzzle of what happened to everyone is miles ahead from what happens here)

  • @bolladragon
    @bolladragon 5 місяців тому +9

    It’s a walking sim justifying its insane budget and $70 price-tag by being as photorealistic as possible.

    • @ubesaaa
      @ubesaaa 5 місяців тому

      It's not meant to be purchased for $70 though. You can play it for free if you haven't claimed your free month of gamepass, otherwise you pay 9,99 for a month. Microsoft invested heavily into Hellblade 2 so they can push gamepass. You'd be a fool to buy it when you can just pay 0 or 9,99 and play the 7 hour game within that month.

    • @eg0zb
      @eg0zb 5 місяців тому

      maybe for 3O-40 it would be justified but yeah, full price aint it

    • @asdasdae
      @asdasdae 5 місяців тому

      paying full price for literally any game is cringe though, wait 2-3 years and buy it when it's 20$ on sale

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 5 місяців тому

      Shame this movie doesn’t have jiggle physics.

    • @milkman-30
      @milkman-30 Місяць тому

      @@ubesaaastill doesn’t justify a 70 dollar tag

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 5 місяців тому +1

    I love how much Pyro wants to engage with this art piece. But his Reddit chat just does not give a sh!t and just wants Le Funny XD

  • @toastyshoober7046
    @toastyshoober7046 5 місяців тому +11

    Bro we are NOT watching a 16 hour video without subways surfers, someone playing with slime, or someone making food in the corner

    • @Thxgator
      @Thxgator 5 місяців тому

      Don’t forget those gta car videos

  • @kxrmaneedssleep
    @kxrmaneedssleep 5 місяців тому +1

    7:38 Pyro laughs like Jared Letto's joker☠️🙏

  • @arcanesunku
    @arcanesunku 5 місяців тому +3

    Does it have unique combat or magnet combat?
    We assure you sir its a good game
    >look inside
    >magnet combat

  • @MultiKommandant
    @MultiKommandant 5 місяців тому +1

    The thing with the face paths is less to do with Senua herself and more to do with a phenomenon known as Pariedolia, a normal thing for most people to see certain combinations of shapes as similar to a human face. It's why a simple colon and bracket in text gives us a smiling face or a bunch of craters on the moon look like eyes and a mouth. Basically, the development of pattern recognition and its consequences have been a catastrophe for mankind.

  • @BigBoris
    @BigBoris 5 місяців тому +4

    Pyro sounds like Jared Leto Joker when he laughs

    • @ritun4656
      @ritun4656 5 місяців тому +2

      I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY THIS OMG. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED OMG. I'M SHOOK 😂😂😂

  • @yunggoblin2695
    @yunggoblin2695 5 місяців тому

    Bro that intro was what I needed after working an insane shift as a sue chef doing 200 covers with a staff of 2 new people. Thank you.

  • @maxvogt3515
    @maxvogt3515 5 місяців тому

    This is Pyro’s way of quoting “all in Le head” without going cold turkey

  • @minetheskybutter6881
    @minetheskybutter6881 5 місяців тому +38

    0:36 "Your friends the furries". Bro started projecting.

  • @victorreteikerutgersson3644
    @victorreteikerutgersson3644 5 місяців тому +1

    Realised my speaker setup was setup backwards thanks to this video

  • @lenny_jarry8393
    @lenny_jarry8393 5 місяців тому +3

    Great video man I love the non slop vids you do❤

  • @Zayats_MW
    @Zayats_MW 5 місяців тому +1

    The only reason he didn't put this on the main channel is to break the "all in le head" streak

  • @gustavom.4885
    @gustavom.4885 5 місяців тому +13

    No way Pyro is sponsored by Chinese spyware.

  • @ed_wardson2023
    @ed_wardson2023 5 місяців тому

    dropping an essay about a game in woods before Darkwood is crazy

  • @Mr_wisk
    @Mr_wisk 5 місяців тому +3

    bro is not midheim IS MIDGARD this guy bro

  • @wiiehsan1238
    @wiiehsan1238 5 місяців тому +14

    The only movie made for xbox

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 5 місяців тому

      Directed by Tommy Wiseau.

  • @hrub
    @hrub 5 місяців тому +1

    I think the reason this was DOA is that the walking simulator story driven games have been stale for some time, and the publishers probably just ditched it

  • @JustCallMeBlank
    @JustCallMeBlank 5 місяців тому +4

    Some of the most pretentious slop every created, TLOU2 levels of banal "bad things bad, good things good" writing

  • @TheBritColl
    @TheBritColl 5 місяців тому

    What’s cool is Iceland is one of the only thermo active areas of the world, kind of like Yellowstone and Hawaii. There are cracks in the earth that destroy things sometimes unexpectedly with lava. It’s a somewhat interesting take on the sinking cities and such in this game.

  • @lpc9929
    @lpc9929 5 місяців тому +11

    Im am am infertile. The

  • @kl0nos
    @kl0nos 5 місяців тому +1

    the forest music on the intro gave me chills ngl

  • @morhano7580
    @morhano7580 5 місяців тому +11

    make the titles better or nobody will click 😢

  • @_jn0298
    @_jn0298 5 місяців тому +1

    Ok, let’s close Ninja Theory

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll 5 місяців тому +3

    Pyro never fails to fail to make me smile

  • @chazzz486
    @chazzz486 5 місяців тому +1

    thank you pyro for featuring my donation from your stream about your toes, I was sad that you wouldn't make my 18th the best by showing you toes though

  • @dediualex3554
    @dediualex3554 5 місяців тому +5

    I know there is a target audience for every type of game, this is not mine :) not at all. It’s boring, only good thing are the visuals, but I’m not gonna pay 60$ for a visual treat with 5 hour time gameplay

    • @itssonotover961
      @itssonotover961 5 місяців тому +1

      The first one was a snoozefest too

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 5 місяців тому +1

    The game really spells it out, it is in le head, or at least the mythological bits.
    The giants are dressed up natural disasters and some human-esque rocks, the Draugar are just human lunatics.

  • @rooster1610
    @rooster1610 5 місяців тому +60

    I feel like the only thing they advertised for this game were the graphics. They were so insistent on being like "guys guys look at this game isn't it so pretty it's a graphical powerhouse look at what we did guys" when the actual game is mid as hell

    • @thediamondcutter9185
      @thediamondcutter9185 5 місяців тому +1

      Isn't this the problem with the whole Microsoft's exclusive games catalogue?
      (Except the regular trinity of Halo, Gears and Forza)

    • @MK.DANABNORMAL
      @MK.DANABNORMAL 5 місяців тому

      @@thediamondcutter9185no ? Hellblades the only series that focuses on graphical fidelity

    • @thediamondcutter9185
      @thediamondcutter9185 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MK.DANABNORMAL
      I meant something like, they all come out with little to no advertisement, with great promises and big names behind and then... They just exist, nothing memorable.

    • @kooshappreciator4773
      @kooshappreciator4773 5 місяців тому

      How can you call a "game" mid if it's literally have 0 gameplay tho?

    • @monkemango
      @monkemango 5 місяців тому +1

      @@thediamondcutter9185 this is the problem with every modern video game exclusive that isn't from nintendo ngl (which have their own set of problems as well)

  • @Minty635
    @Minty635 5 місяців тому

    That beginning was super good like actually, the whole video is great but that beginning is so wild and kinda tense, nice job!

  • @raginmage341
    @raginmage341 5 місяців тому +3

    Hour long slop? Satisfactory

  • @kriegerwut6999
    @kriegerwut6999 5 місяців тому

    It's kinda amazing how fast Pyro is producing those banger vids one after another... Insane keep it up

  • @masonpermeh8642
    @masonpermeh8642 5 місяців тому +15

    Zero likes 10 seconds fell off

  • @athullnexus5450
    @athullnexus5450 2 місяці тому

    opening goes hard. Like the switching audio.

  • @김준호-o4t
    @김준호-o4t 5 місяців тому +3

    this is the main channel now

  • @brainypepper1621
    @brainypepper1621 5 місяців тому

    Whenever Pyro says “unlucky” I think about his haircut

  • @upi556
    @upi556 5 місяців тому +12

    And that why guys graphics doesn’t matter but only gameplay atmosphere and story and that why INDIE GAMES ARE THE BEST

    • @giorgaras1851
      @giorgaras1851 5 місяців тому +6

      Bro watched the video in 50x times speed 💀

    • @sabukuna
      @sabukuna 5 місяців тому +3

      yep. art style > graphics

  • @cravengameknight949
    @cravengameknight949 5 місяців тому

    “The first thing your ears will pick up, is the music” 33:35

  • @jonesblack1742
    @jonesblack1742 5 місяців тому +4

    pyro was shilling and whiteknighting for this game the entire stream and now he finally admits it's trash

  • @Mayface
    @Mayface 5 місяців тому

    I really appreciate these small videos on games, i enjoy this style of your content, the main channel takes a long time, and i fully understand why, but i do end up missing it a bit during the gap between uploads. This fills in perfectly. thank you pyro.

  • @Micchi-
    @Micchi- 5 місяців тому +1

    It's joever ninja theory. If Hi-Fi Rush can't save a studio then what could midblade possibly do?

  • @acedoff8338
    @acedoff8338 5 місяців тому +1

    "Don't be stOOOpid" - Pyro 03-06-2024

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm not a fan of these cinematic games, games that doesn't require player input and just listen to them talking and talking while walking and walking for hours.
    Ngl this might work if this is a Netflix show or a Movie, I would sit on that.

    • @FemboyKaiSaku
      @FemboyKaiSaku 5 місяців тому +1

      wow its almost like video games arent one single genre

    • @foatballmanstudios2447
      @foatballmanstudios2447 5 місяців тому +2

      Id watch this as a movie. But i am not paying 50 dollars for this

    • @gothpotato
      @gothpotato 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@FemboyKaiSaku I'd watch a movie like this , but never play a game like this

    • @gothpotato
      @gothpotato 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@foatballmanstudios2447 same

    • @FemboyKaiSaku
      @FemboyKaiSaku 5 місяців тому +1

      @@gothpotato yeah that's subjective, many people like playing interactive movies
      its more immersive and you actually can feel the emotions of the character. For example if you was forced to do bad things, it hits different when YOU are being forced to do it rather than just watching it being forced on a movie character

  • @Gewani
    @Gewani 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm convinced the dark wood video is never gonna come :

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm glad pyro finally told us his true feelings on pyro live.

  • @sylwekflasz7245
    @sylwekflasz7245 5 місяців тому

    Drinking game: take a shot each time pyro says the word "shill".

  • @kyol420
    @kyol420 5 місяців тому

    British narrations are only cinematic once you've reached the age of 65.