Sharty Park

I'm going down to 'Sharty
Gonna have myself a time
Coaly jakkies everywhere
Humble posts without temptation
I'm going down to 'Sharty
Gonna leave 4chud behind
Marble Cobsons day or night
Jakkers spouting "Shining gemmies!"
Heading on up to 'Sharty
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love troons with big fake titties
I love troons with rotten axe wounds
So come on down to 'Sharty
And meet some soybros of mine