If you believe the WV Appalachian Militia can take out Canada, then show us.

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  • @roberthoover5157
    @roberthoover5157 9 днів тому +706

    The WV militia couldn't even locate Canada on a map!

    • @lorenguerin9372
      @lorenguerin9372 9 днів тому +59

      The snow would get them first,I watched all of those snow in the south videos...lol

    • @petergaskin1811
      @petergaskin1811 9 днів тому +51

      They couldn't find their arses using both hands.

    • @randallyoung6647
      @randallyoung6647 9 днів тому

      I know a wannabe stool sample militia moron that calls people from Arkansas Yankees he's one that couldn't find his ass with both hands and you guiding both his hands with a stick .the boy is so uneducated its not funny 😂😂😂😂😂 he's one of them that's always saying there's a gun behind every blade of grass and he dont know that Arkansas is below the Mason Dixon line he won't make it to Canada before being robbed by one of his goofy ass buddy's

    • @susanj-s6425
      @susanj-s6425 9 днів тому +16

      Great answer! Thanks! :)

    • @JulianaBlewett
      @JulianaBlewett 8 днів тому

      Most of them can't even locate their penis on their body because of the gut that gets in the way.

  • @MooseMaunu
    @MooseMaunu 9 днів тому +417

    Proof of why W. Virginia ranks 48th in the country in education.

    • @autismworldtravel
      @autismworldtravel 8 днів тому +32

      Bruhhhh 😂😂
      To be fair, it’s often 49, only surpassed by Mississippi.

    • @thecrew2128
      @thecrew2128 7 днів тому

      You mean the same rockefeller education you had?

    • @AshtonMahatoo-b7p
      @AshtonMahatoo-b7p 4 дні тому

      Who is at 49 and 50

    • @MooseMaunu
      @MooseMaunu 4 дні тому +2

      @@thecrew2128 Wrong. I didn't go to a school that teaches the bible like it's a history or science book. And I was taught critical thinking skills...something T supporters are devoid of.

    • @MooseMaunu
      @MooseMaunu 4 дні тому +1

      @@AshtonMahatoo-b7p Louisiana and Arizona. RED states.

  • @stevemcgowen
    @stevemcgowen 9 днів тому +390

    They can’t take a shower, let alone Canada…

  • @Sabazious
    @Sabazious 9 днів тому +333

    Knowing the average WV Appalachian militia member, they couldn’t even take a donut without congestive heart failure.

    • @jackdelorenzo8498
      @jackdelorenzo8498 9 днів тому +51

      How many members do they have? Better question: Can they count that high?

    • @bigtone718
      @bigtone718 9 днів тому +22

      🤣👍💯

    • @higgs923
      @higgs923 9 днів тому

      @@jackdelorenzo8498 Not with their shoes on and their fly zipped.

    • @joshbhargava1042
      @joshbhargava1042 9 днів тому

      They’re all related from incestuous inbreeding.

    • @brodericksiz625
      @brodericksiz625 8 днів тому +20

      @@jackdelorenzo8498 it's easy: one, two, three, and anything above three is "many"

  • @jacobforrester9827
    @jacobforrester9827 9 днів тому +146

    "It's never a warcrime the first time." - the Canadian military

    • @ratchetfox8111
      @ratchetfox8111 9 днів тому +14

      Came here looking for a comment referencing this 😂

    • @kingstonart
      @kingstonart 8 днів тому +20

      The list hasn't been updated in a while.
      "Stop calling it a checklist!" 😂

  • @45vixxen
    @45vixxen 9 днів тому +270

    OMG, I live in Ohio on WV border and that is hilarious!!! The gravy seals!!!

  • @joshuacherry9113
    @joshuacherry9113 9 днів тому +69

    A lot of people are unaware that we tried to invade Canada TWICE. We lost BOTH TIMES.

    • @SFW1964
      @SFW1964 8 днів тому +12

      Tell them what we (Canada) did to the White House in the War of 1812 ...

    • @heathermccall8015
      @heathermccall8015 8 днів тому

      ​@SFW1964 It burned, burned, burned, and were the ones who did it.- The Arrogant Worms.

    • @SYH653
      @SYH653 7 днів тому

      ​@@SFW1964From what I recall, nothing. It was the British who burned the White House. Now, what happened at York, Detroit, and Buffalo, that's the Canadians.

    • @dawnturner8735
      @dawnturner8735 6 днів тому

      @@SFW1964I believe that happened twice also. The second time they brought hotdogs and marshmallows. 😜🇨🇦🐶

  • @mikeb2586
    @mikeb2586 9 днів тому +162

    I'm Canadian. I served 30 years, Combat Engineers - retired in '09 after 9 active duty tours in 6 conflicts. Read into that what you will. All I can say to that fine gentleman in WV is.........come on up, little buddy! Don't bother to pack a bag, son, you won't "be here" long enough to need one.

    • @Worriedcookie
      @Worriedcookie 8 днів тому +27

      Much love and respect to you sir from a fellow proud Canadian.

    • @mikeb2586
      @mikeb2586 8 днів тому +10

      @@Worriedcookie Thanks!

    • @Lin-Lin2559
      @Lin-Lin2559 8 днів тому +22

      THANK YOU for your service! 🇨🇦 . We ARE the True North, strong and free, because of all the service men and women who have fought so bravely❤

    • @Spitts44
      @Spitts44 8 днів тому +18

      @@mikeb2586 2 VP vet here.
      They may want to bring a certain type of bag. 😁👍

    • @tonytomahawk5160
      @tonytomahawk5160 8 днів тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Well said

  • @joshuareynolds6970
    @joshuareynolds6970 9 днів тому +110

    Canada would mop the floor with that militia without breaking a sweat. Canadians are indeed friendly people, but do not mistake their kindness for weakness. Especially remember it is not our military, but theirs, that the phrase "It's never a war crime the first time" exists.

    • @dwrdwlsn5
      @dwrdwlsn5 9 днів тому +28

      They do not have all the coolest toys, the spiffy-est uniforms or the most money, but when the chips are down and you need someone to save your ass, they show up and do the job.
      Respect.

    • @CB_agotchi
      @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому +9

      @@dwrdwlsn5history is FULL of we'll equipped armies falling to unequipped armies.
      It's almost like David vs Goliath was a lesson 🤔

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 9 днів тому

      An American take over is a perfect chance for a no border check trip touring the forests and parks of the American Midwest with road flares and cigarettes

    • @johnbarrett8723
      @johnbarrett8723 8 днів тому +6

      Friendly, until provoked.

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 8 днів тому +8

      Just remember, even Canadian Geese can only stand to live up north half the year. What’s that say about the ones who don’t leave.

  • @TeresaHartman-p9o
    @TeresaHartman-p9o 9 днів тому +164

    As a Canadian, to the Oath Takers , Come on hill Billy!!!!! We’ll show you how polite we are!!!! Do some research and find out what our nickname was in all the wars we fought along side of you????? The best one was The Clean Up Crew!!!! We made it possible for you to storm the beaches at Normandy …. Go ahead do your research I dare you !!!!

    • @daria-e9v
      @daria-e9v 9 днів тому +36

      They know not of what they speak of, Canada's Military is fierce. As a Canadian very proud of our heroes on the battlefield.

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +26

      They dont even know they have to cross lake Ontario or lake erie I say they wouldnt even make it if they had a boat the ocean going barges from the shipping lanes would literally swamp them..such dumbsheets to even throw hate at our fellow canadians I'd protect your country I'm american..

    • @DKfan87
      @DKfan87 9 днів тому +15

      I have no doubt that the Canadian military could smoke the WV Militia. Depending on their actual training and coordination, they may take a few soldiers down, but would still lose the whole thing.

    • @OMEGA10277
      @OMEGA10277 9 днів тому

      Seriously mate?! You’re asking hillbillies to do research? The only thing that will come out of their research probably the nearest KFC, McDonalds or Taco Bell near Canadian border 😅

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 8 днів тому +6

      @@DKfan87 I'd say it depends on whether the Canadian military knows they're an incoming hostile force. If they do, the militia will never even get visual.

  • @joeyorourke530
    @joeyorourke530 9 днів тому +140

    The no wars cult is all about it now. They must spin in circles, waiting for the next talking point from the Dear Leader.

    • @lrock48
      @lrock48 9 днів тому +14

      They're like puppies chasing their own tails

    • @joeyorourke530
      @joeyorourke530 9 днів тому +16

      @lrock48 it is astonishing how broken their critical thinking is.

    • @tonyjones1560
      @tonyjones1560 8 днів тому +13

      IKR? Strange how fast all those “pacifists” beat their plowshares into swords…

    • @joeyorourke530
      @joeyorourke530 8 днів тому

      @tonyjones1560 no shocker. Violence is part of the culture.

    • @iwilsonjr
      @iwilsonjr 4 дні тому

      ​@@tonyjones1560 They were never pacificist...Just bullies that needed to be taught a lesson ASAP.

  • @oldguykeith9439
    @oldguykeith9439 9 днів тому +344

    Yeah, I'm sure Russia said the same about Ukraine

    • @Remi-s4c
      @Remi-s4c 9 днів тому +21

      I know for a fact Germany said that about Russia, didn’t work out to well for them😮

    • @dozersdady
      @dozersdady 9 днів тому +1

      Well Russia hasn't been fighting Ukraine they've been fighting the US.

    • @billieeisenhower406
      @billieeisenhower406 8 днів тому +2

      ​@@dozersdady
      Nordic equipment*

    • @borreLore
      @borreLore 8 днів тому +29

      @@dozersdady The US isn't at war and doesn't have boots on the ground in Ukraine. They are fighting Ukrainians who are being armed by the US and most of Europe, but Ukraine nonetheless.

    • @dozersdady
      @dozersdady 8 днів тому +2

      @billieeisenhower406 the only reason Ukraine has lasted is because of our support from day one. We already had a massive weapons cache in Ukraine

  • @PaulSkuta
    @PaulSkuta 9 днів тому +98

    These are guys that love their guns because at least they ‘re something they can still make go off.

    • @56once
      @56once 8 днів тому +6

      and barely at that! lol

  • @smeshingstarlings
    @smeshingstarlings 9 днів тому +147

    One point missed by the appalachian militia is while their tactics work for deer, bear and turkey hunting those critters don't shoot back. Not a video game when ammo is live.

    • @NueroSpice_Latte
      @NueroSpice_Latte 9 днів тому +37

      It’s not the revolutionary war anymore, and they aren’t the bad asses they think they are 😂

    • @jackdelorenzo8498
      @jackdelorenzo8498 9 днів тому +26

      @@smeshingstarlings Don't tell them. Let's watch the carnage unfold.

    • @randomguy966
      @randomguy966 9 днів тому

      @@jackdelorenzo8498agreed, let Darwinism take its course.

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 8 днів тому +10

      I don’t know… they go too far north and they’ll find the polar bears. Those things make other bears look like kittens. They won’t steal your picnic basket, they’ll just eat you. And unless you normally hunt elephant…. Those boom sticks may just make it grumpy.

    • @56once
      @56once 8 днів тому +2

      @@coffeegonewrong don't forget the packs of wolves that call canada home!

  • @rosshargett8019
    @rosshargett8019 9 днів тому +125

    Sounds like Putin saying that Russia could take over Ukraine in a couple weeks. How's that worked out for Russia? WV Appalachian Militia couldn't take over a YMCA much less Canada. Give me a break from the stupidity of my fellow Americans.

    • @markojotic
      @markojotic 9 днів тому +10

      He actually said 3 days.

    • @dunkelsteinen1747
      @dunkelsteinen1747 9 днів тому +12

      @@markojotic And why does it matter? It's still a stupid notion that shouldn't be entertained.

    • @markojotic
      @markojotic 8 днів тому +6

      @ Just that it's even more ridiculous.

    • @danielbackley9301
      @danielbackley9301 8 днів тому +5

      And that's if they have a YMCA in WV. The band YMCA would be too much for them to take --except in their (the Militia's) shorts.

  • @JammieFortier-n3v8w
    @JammieFortier-n3v8w 9 днів тому +281

    My brother, as a Canadian Veteran let me ask the more relevant question: How many U.S. service personnel, deployed by Trump, killed in Panama, Greenland or Canada would it take before you haul his ass out of the WH ? He is not playing with a full deck and he absolutely would believe the world will just roll over because America is just too powerful to resist. That is his mistake to make, but it doesn't have to be Americas'.

    • @NueroSpice_Latte
      @NueroSpice_Latte 9 днів тому +44

      Can Canada just take us? Please?

    • @Member00101
      @Member00101 9 днів тому

      The funny thing these Trumptards don’t get is that half of the US would be on Canadas side in the first place. There’s not a single non Trump voter that would fight an ally for him. Not Canada, not Greenland, and not Panama. Those might be Trumps aspirations, but they aren’t the majority of the American people.

    • @Criptid
      @Criptid 9 днів тому +39

      This, this is the question that needs to be answered. No one thinks mostly American don't understand America is not as powerful as everyone says it, the world is not scared, Canada has a military, Greenland has all the EU countries that have military. We already have low recruitment. Outside of lobbing Nukes we can't beat those odds, canada alone has us 10-1 and thats not using the Geneva Checklist

    • @daria-e9v
      @daria-e9v 9 днів тому

      The world isn't gonna roll over to the Nazi Putin puppet.

    • @staceycraft3514
      @staceycraft3514 9 днів тому +41

      I agree with you I just don't know what else he has to do before they do take him out of office. We are all in trouble here in the US. I'm from California, if the offer still stands I'll join Canada.

  • @asdusty4372
    @asdusty4372 9 днів тому +93

    Famously the US spent 25 years at war with Afghanistan and couldn't defeat a bunch of guys armed with AK's and driving trucks.

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому +26

      @@asdusty4372 the British tried that early on and failed for the same reasons. The Russians had a go and, no surprise, same result. When the US got involved, I had this same discussion and predicted the results. Then dumbster released all those Taliban.

    • @devilmecare
      @devilmecare 8 днів тому

      The US failed to win a war with a bunch of little guys in pajamas. Leave Canada alone if you don't want your arse handed to you on a plate.

    • @christyrogers7707
      @christyrogers7707 8 днів тому +7

      Everyone knows Toyota Hilux is unbeatable! 😂

    • @burningsnow9870
      @burningsnow9870 8 днів тому

      Fairs fair we didn't go to win. That was never the goal. Our leaders just wanted to sell more weapons and get more oil. It was never about defeating them. They were too profitable to defeat.

    • @heathermccall8015
      @heathermccall8015 8 днів тому

      Half of Afghanis are women, who aren't allowed to drive. Not so in Canada.

  • @lindacooper1574
    @lindacooper1574 9 днів тому +145

    Canadian here ..bring it on!!!!!! 😅

    • @ellec2935
      @ellec2935 9 днів тому +24

      Most of the US is betting on Canada. We're trying to figure out how we can get this live streamed.😅

    • @DKfan87
      @DKfan87 9 днів тому

      I want the Canadian military to humble the fuck out of the WVM. Make them rethink their own stupidity for even mulling the thought of invading Canada. How that moron even thinks that a militia can take Canada in a day, is beyond stupid.

    • @CB_agotchi
      @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому

      Hey just know that if Canada happened to visit they would get very little to no resistance. These boneheads are the minority

    • @Sundae_Mimosas3
      @Sundae_Mimosas3 9 днів тому +18

      I'm not Canadian but WV doesn't want that smoke. They'll take themselves out drinking raw milk first 😂

    • @donaldwert7137
      @donaldwert7137 9 днів тому +9

      Two words: corned beef. As in the WV militia needs to watch for a "hard rain".

  • @Groffili
    @Groffili 9 днів тому +66

    _"My dad can beat up your dad!"_
    Seriously, this is what public discourse has devolved into these days. Schoolyard bullies. Kids throwing tantrums. Spoiled brats demanding attention.
    It's bad enough that this sort of behaviour has taken over the internet. It's much much worse that it has taken over politics.

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому +13

      @@Groffili you're not wrong. The anonymity of the Net allows the hatred, cruelty, threats, viciousness, etc., to be voiced and shared without consequences. Add in what goes on in the Dark Net.

    • @adriennedownes8514
      @adriennedownes8514 9 днів тому +2

      ​@@Sharon-bo2seI would hate to know what's going on in the Dark Web. Ohhh shiver 😮

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 8 днів тому +3

      @adriennedownes8514 what I've learned about it is vile. Drugs, human trafficking, extremist factions building power, etc.

    • @josephhoover4542
      @josephhoover4542 8 днів тому

      Yeah and unfortunately it’s our country that instigates 99% of this nonsense we unfortunately have to face the fact that The United States Of America is now the definition of a toxic country.

  • @evovulpes122
    @evovulpes122 9 днів тому +70

    I grew up in West Virginia, but I don't live there anymore,because the arrogance of their ignorance is unbelievable. It's just a sad state of affairs and I'm embarrassed for the people of West Virginia, most of them good people.

    • @josephhoover4542
      @josephhoover4542 8 днів тому +5

      Yeah I have a lot of family from there the meth and fentanyl have definitely rotted alot of the peoples brains over there a very said pit of despair that state is and unfortunately it’s getting to the point where the United States it’s self is becoming the West Virginia of the developed world as West Virginia ranks terrible in nearly every important category when compared to other states and The US now rank’s terrible in most categories when compared to similar countries and both have the worst overdose rate among there peers by an overwhelmingly large amount

    • @charliesmith6743
      @charliesmith6743 8 днів тому +4

      Same here brother. These folks ought not to be silly enough to mistake Canadian politeness for weakness. Canadian reserves could easily knock out the hillbilly militia's tooth. And be back home in time for Canadian bacon and eggs. Hard to take something like this serious it's so laughable.

    • @edbouhl3100
      @edbouhl3100 8 днів тому +1

      @@josephhoover4542”… the West Virginia of the developed world.” Sad, but right on target.

  • @EricCundiff
    @EricCundiff 9 днів тому +226

    We as marines get our training from the Canadian military

    • @NueroSpice_Latte
      @NueroSpice_Latte 9 днів тому +25

      Really? That’s pretty interesting 😊

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому

      ​@@NueroSpice_Lattea lot of other countries train with Canada.

    • @daria-e9v
      @daria-e9v 9 днів тому +61

      You like us Canadians respect your Oath to Country as well, not selfish Nazi billionaires.

    • @jamestaylor3805
      @jamestaylor3805 9 днів тому +32

      ​@@NueroSpice_Lattethe both NATO and UN alliance nations will assist in the training of each other's troops, especially with things those nations should be extra good at(among other more standard 'share an officer' programs). We will send troops for joint cold weather training activities in Alaska and Canada. They will send troops down for similar desert conditions training in our South West. If the US military needs an expert of a certain subject matter they not too picky on which allied military they come from as long as they can acheive the mission.

    • @mikeb2586
      @mikeb2586 9 днів тому

      @@jamestaylor3805 I've trained in the U.S. several times and I have trained American troops - both Army and Marines in Canada. I've also worked with American troops during active duty deployments. We're allies - have been for a very long time.
      That's why I am as angry as I am at this betrayal by tRump, the MAGAts like that guy in W.V. and, really, the American people generally who elected the Orange Menace. This won't be forgotten.

  • @Twitchy_McExorcism
    @Twitchy_McExorcism 9 днів тому +80

    WV has a militia? I live here and once saw a group of guys practicing for... something... a yard over. From the way the guy giving instructions (for lack of a better word) was talking, it sounded like they wanted to _look_ like army guys but got everything they know about the military from TV. Like none of them had even been to boot camp. I don't remember exactly what he said, but I thought they were going as a group to Comic Con or something and wanted to do squad poses for pictures. Maybe that was the Appalachian Militia?
    If so, I imagine that if those guys ever faced combat, 20% of their kills would be innocent bystanders, the other 80% would be themselves or each other.

  • @FreckledOne-d2e
    @FreckledOne-d2e 9 днів тому +62

    I‘d pay to see that fight. Canadian Military vs WV Appalachian Militia. Air it on Christmas Day.

    • @Member00101
      @Member00101 9 днів тому +10

      That wouldn’t even be a battle for Canada, they would just consider it practice.

    • @Spitts44
      @Spitts44 9 днів тому +13

      We wouldn't need the serving military. There are thousands of combat arms veterans in this country. We can handle the WV want to be soldiers.
      Should take about 20 min. If someone could bring some coffee that would be great.😅

    • @Godspeed-3792
      @Godspeed-3792 8 днів тому +2

      @@Spitts44😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so true

  • @amberinthemist7912
    @amberinthemist7912 9 днів тому +88

    Canadian special forces is the most deadly in the world!!

    • @daria-e9v
      @daria-e9v 9 днів тому +20

      Exactly! I am very proud of our elite & Military forces, they have never let us down.

    • @MrWill73
      @MrWill73 9 днів тому

      @@daria-e9v The perception of some misinformed Americans of Canada and their people and their military is truly conceived out of fantasy and comedies like Strange Brew. I have friends from Canada and they are very smart, very tough and are very informed of the world on a global level. Most of these hillbillies don’t know a thing about the world, other countries and hell other states. They are truly some of the most ignorant people on the face of the earth. But, according to them they have everything figured out and are experts in politics and policy. They can even spell politics

    • @DKfan87
      @DKfan87 9 днів тому

      My money's on the Canadian military. Especially if these morons can coordinate long enough to last a day in Canada.

    • @CB_agotchi
      @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому +10

      @@daria-e9vhey if they ever want to come down here and demonstrate we have food and shelter.

  • @donixion4368
    @donixion4368 9 днів тому +59

    Well, lets see. If they are going north from WVA they will likely end up in Quebec. The GRC would likely make short work of them and if not, I would really love to see a WVA hillbilly trying to speak French to the locals.

    • @NueroSpice_Latte
      @NueroSpice_Latte 9 днів тому

      Omg the Quebecois do not f around!!! They are crazier than any part of the US in the best possible way!!! They hate “the English” and they are not always nice about it lol! I have visited there and also have relations there . and they will f some some crap up!!! Not sure if people remember the terror1sts back in the 60s-70s?

    • @stephaniefoster1964
      @stephaniefoster1964 9 днів тому +10

      Show them a plate of poutine _ cheese and gravy, they won't be able to resist!

    • @DKfan87
      @DKfan87 9 днів тому +11

      Better yet, put them among hockey fans and convince them to say Bettman hates Canada. And step back to see the carnage.

  • @retired3067
    @retired3067 8 днів тому +26

    Bring it on. Ex military here.🇨🇦

  • @tillposer
    @tillposer 9 днів тому +29

    Winston Churchill famously quipped that he could rule the world, if he had "Canadian soldiers, American technology and Britisch officers". Note that he explicitly said Canadian, not USAian soldiers. Johnny Canuck very sucessfully did his thing at Ypres, the Sommer, Vimy and Passchendaele long before any USAian soldier even reached the Front lines and for the second round, in the Battle of Britain and Dieppe before GI Joe could be bothered...

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому +8

      @@tillposer convoy escorts North Atlantic too.

  • @CB_agotchi
    @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому +58

    Did no one tell him Candanians use the Geneva Conventions as a checklist?

    • @VillainActual
      @VillainActual 9 днів тому +20

      LMFAO.... I was thinking the same thing. But we could turn West Virginia into the state park it always should have been.

    • @jacobforrester9827
      @jacobforrester9827 9 днів тому +11

      "It's never a warcrime the first time." - the Canadian military

    • @joshuareynolds6970
      @joshuareynolds6970 9 днів тому +10

      @@CB_agotchi hell, they're the reason some of the prohibitions in that convention exist in the first place.

    • @minimaladjacent
      @minimaladjacent 9 днів тому +6

      the geneva rules didn't exist until after wars...bc we are so creative...most of them are from us, others from Poland etc.

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 8 днів тому +5

      Ssssh! Don’t ruin the surprise party!

  • @PhineasPhule
    @PhineasPhule 9 днів тому +10

    'Hillbillies from Kentucky/ Dressed in green and red/ Left home to fight in Canada/ But they returned home dead' . Excerpt from 'The War of 1812' by Canadian comedy band The Arrogant Worms. Take note, WV Appalachian 'militia'... *grins sharkishly in Canadian*

    • @seabream
      @seabream 9 днів тому

      From a fellow Canadian, a gentle correction that The Arrogant Worms have had to make too many times: "The War of 1812" was by a different Canadian comedy group, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. I say group rather than band because they also did live theatre, improv, sketch comedy, TV shows, and radio plays - a bunch more stuff than music. "The White House Burned (The War of 1812)" is in fact from a stage play of theirs called "The War of 1812". They stopped performing as a group years ago though. Wes Borg still has a YT channel, @onedeadtroll, at which you can see a number of their pieces, including a version of old favourite "Welcome to Internet Help Desk" (there's an audio version from a live performance that I actually prefer the delivery of, but the official one is still good). Joe Bird died of a heart attack in 2009. Paul Mather wrote for Corner Gas, Rick Mercer, and Little Mosque on the Prairie. Not sure what other past members are up to. If you don't know their work, I recommend checking them out. There's a lot of comedy and satire if you like that sort of thing.

  • @mrmxyzptlk-imp
    @mrmxyzptlk-imp 9 днів тому +51

    Most of WV Appalachian Militia could not find Canada on a map so how will they take out Canada

    • @markojotic
      @markojotic 9 днів тому +13

      They couldn't find Appalachia on a map.

    • @mrmxyzptlk-imp
      @mrmxyzptlk-imp 9 днів тому +9

      @@markojotic Hell, They could not find the United States on a map of North America

    • @RussiaisAriddle-ih6bg
      @RussiaisAriddle-ih6bg 9 днів тому

      They will end up in Florida and think they are in Mexico

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +8

      They dont know they have to swim to canada thru lake erie and lake Ontario good luck with navigating thru shipping lanes from ocean barges..

    • @lakesnake2005
      @lakesnake2005 9 днів тому

      @@nattyw495 OMG....then THEY are "illegal aliens ". The irony of it all ! Appalachian Illegals. LMAO (is that better algorithm ? nosy aren't you ?)

  • @clupus63
    @clupus63 9 днів тому +22

    My guess is that two Canadian special forces guys could take out the whole WVAM without the militia even getting a shot off.

    • @richardcarruthers7932
      @richardcarruthers7932 9 днів тому +14

      Oh please, JTF2 has better things to do with their time.
      These gravy seals would get their arses handed to them by Mike from Canmore and his buddy Dave.

    • @olddragondude4398
      @olddragondude4398 9 днів тому

      ​@@richardcarruthers7932 as a Canadian, from a small town, just the ladies I grew up with would mop the floor with those guys.

  • @michelraizenne4827
    @michelraizenne4827 9 днів тому +31

    Canadian here, I'm soooo scared.

  • @herbtapp3031
    @herbtapp3031 9 днів тому +29

    How to tell someone plays to much Call of Duty. If Canada see a caravan of 7 F-150's and 8 shot guns between 15 guys it might be a clue the invasion has begun. LOL!!

    • @56once
      @56once 8 днів тому +1

      HILARIOUS! absolutley hilarious! and true!

    • @herbtapp3031
      @herbtapp3031 5 днів тому

      @ I can even give you the names of the ring leaders: Cletus, Billy Ray and Little Earl because Big Earl had to stay In West Virginia to cook the meth in the hollow. LOL!

  • @KeithDCanada
    @KeithDCanada 9 днів тому +21

    Please try this in winter.... please please please...
    Shhh no one tell him winter up here tends to last 7-8 months of our year... hope the hillbillies pack their Arctic Gear for the -42f cold, where exposed flesh freezes in under a minute...

  • @markied-bm1vu
    @markied-bm1vu 9 днів тому +18

    They cant even afford teeth and their gonna take over Canada. My monetary is on Canada.

  • @andyblanzy2693
    @andyblanzy2693 9 днів тому +46

    Continue to call them STUPID.

    • @56once
      @56once 8 днів тому +4

      well they are ABSOLUTELY STUPID, so we will!

  • @wysiwyget-420
    @wysiwyget-420 9 днів тому +13

    As a Canadian, I say bring it on Uncle Jedd 😂

  • @stixx3969
    @stixx3969 9 днів тому +22

    Just keep calling them out, Tom. That is all we can do.

  • @Dandelionfleur
    @Dandelionfleur 8 днів тому +7

    What Americans don't realize is that Canadians have millions of boom-sticks, we store them safely under lock and key. It takes weeks and weeks of training and saftey lessons before you can apply for a license to own one, consequenty after all that training most people are very, very proficient and accurate with their boom-sticks.

  • @danielcarrillo4385
    @danielcarrillo4385 9 днів тому +18

    These people seem to forget that historically these militias were mandated by the government not only to provide their own weapons, but also train to a standard set by the state which if they failed to would result in legal penalties, obey appointed officers who only in some occasions would be someone they knew usually though it was a rich landowner and not only provide their own weapon but also provide their own food, medicine and other supplies at their expense and without being paid...which is why most of them by the time the founding fathers came to be got mauled in actual combat with regular troops.....the only good examples they can kind of show of successful guerilla forces are vietcong, taliban or literally every group that at one point has been on the terror watch list

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 8 днів тому +9

    As a Canadian, I second this.
    Try us, bud.

  • @james8339
    @james8339 9 днів тому +15

    Canada is why the Geneva conventions happened

  • @patrickpepper2490
    @patrickpepper2490 9 днів тому +27

    They might get hung up at JR’s donut castle on the way. Although I have to just say this. The last time there was a problem in WV the national guard had to come fix it. There are some crazy people in my home state.

    • @56once
      @56once 8 днів тому

      crazy isn't smart or trained. just lost in the head ignorant.

    • @danielbackley9301
      @danielbackley9301 8 днів тому

      At least you didn't tell them about Tim Horton's! OOPs I let the cat out of the bag. What happens in Canada is supposed to stay in Canada.

  • @kateturner7122
    @kateturner7122 9 днів тому +11

    No way that jackhammer even has all his own teeth.

  • @beyondthestaticnoise
    @beyondthestaticnoise 8 днів тому +7

    I am from WV and people like this is the reason why my state is dying.

  • @JerryBurchard
    @JerryBurchard 9 днів тому +21

    There are times when I'm truly embarrassed to be a West Virginian,

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +7

      Ask them if they can swim cause theyd have to cross wickedly scary whirlpools in the niagara river and dodge ocean barges in shipping lanes that would swamp small boats.on lake erie or lake ontario...plus new yorkers would literally stop those militia members from trying to take canada, canadians and new yorkers are close..

    • @pattonmoore
      @pattonmoore 8 днів тому +3

      ... Tennessean here: hold my beer...

    • @andymarshok269
      @andymarshok269 8 днів тому +1

      Me too buddy

  • @roberte03915
    @roberte03915 9 днів тому +7

    Gravy Seals, Meal Team 6 to rescue! Wait, are those _garlic_ mashed potatoes? Long lunch is startin' early...

  • @KeithDCanada
    @KeithDCanada 9 днів тому +13

    Ok.... I'm Canadian...
    He was more on the right track with his first claim... we have historically massively underfunded our military. We have zero air defense systems.. as we have been under NORAD's shield for decades. At least he has an argument with his first claim.
    His second claim though... I would be SHOCKED if anyone from WV could even FIND Canada. I think in that war, neither Canada, nor WV, would be the victor. The US educational system would win... and would keep Canada completely safe.

    • @Member00101
      @Member00101 9 днів тому

      What the Trumptards fail to understand is that most of this country would be on the side of Canada in the first place. As a veteran I served to protect my country as well as its allies. Not a single person that didn’t vote for Trump would fight against Canada. Once again these Trumpers think their group is bigger than it actually is.

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +1

      Lol well the education system in red states are pretty low but blue states theres higher education standards ontop of free breakfast lunch for school children so they are smarter cause they arent hungry they can learn better..

    • @CB_agotchi
      @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому

      Also they have to get through several blue states to get to Canada.
      They clearly don't understand how alliances work with all of this stupid posturing.
      Most of us would be happy to remind them

    • @paulzikang
      @paulzikang 9 днів тому +7

      Taking Canada and occupying Canada will be two separate things. While the Canadian military maybe underfunded, what remains is probably still well trained (the second longest confirmed sniper kill was by a Canadian sniper). Also, Canada is mostly heavily forested and mountainous, so plenty of places for insurgents to hide (Americans who join militias tend to see themselves as rugged outdoorsy types who hunt and own guns . . . yeah Canada has a lot of rugged outdoorsy types, who also hunt and own guns). Also, please note the LOOOOOONG as border with the US, where plenty of Canadian insurgents can easily slip over and f**k up US shit (pipelines, oil fields, bridges, tunnels, railroads, highways, electrical grid, etc.) Also, these insurgents slipping across the US border is going to be extremely hard for the US to find. Why you ask, cause they'll look the same as everyday US citizens. In fact, I bet most US citizen don't realize that many of the their favorite actors, musicians, news casters, etc, are actually Canadian. Yeah, the whole idea is stupid.

    • @Worriedcookie
      @Worriedcookie 8 днів тому

      @@paulzikang Up here we tend to view the reason to own a gun is to hunt. Down there it is more self-defense.

  • @42ndLife
    @42ndLife 9 днів тому +14

    I'm in favour of Tom's plan. I'll prep the snacks 🍿🍩☕ 🇨🇦 Ok, I'm all set

  • @vanessahenry7238
    @vanessahenry7238 9 днів тому +6

    OMG the gravy seal and his rest of the reprobates on their scooters! Will this be before or after your nap!?

  • @gzsprout
    @gzsprout 9 днів тому +30

    Maybe in an eating contest.

  • @grochek1
    @grochek1 9 днів тому +11

    If they do produce that video, I vote that the music score for said video is the Benny Hill / Yakity Sax theme.

  • @andyblanzy2693
    @andyblanzy2693 9 днів тому +52

    Calling yourself a Militia is a JOKE by itself. 🤪🤪🤪🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣

    • @adriennedownes8514
      @adriennedownes8514 9 днів тому

      An army of brain dead idiots 🤪

    • @gingercat777
      @gingercat777 8 днів тому +1

      Armchair Rambo's 😂

    • @idcraw
      @idcraw 4 дні тому

      @ They use that term Militia and we all know Canadas Militia is made up of ancient Regt like the Black Watch and the Queens Own Rifles and the Canadian Scottish regt to name a few. These yanks a Fids (Navy Term)

  • @dougb5800
    @dougb5800 9 днів тому +6

    Stumbled across Toms channel a couple of weeks ago. Love your content. Short and sweet. Hoping our 2 countries can figure things out before it gets too stupid.

  • @clupus63
    @clupus63 9 днів тому +13

    🤣😂🤣 I would definitely pay to watch that.

  • @keltickelly81
    @keltickelly81 9 днів тому +13

    Does the WV militia even know where Canada is?

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +2

      Probably doesnt realize they have to cross two great lakes lake erie or lake Ontario even if you tried to cross niagara river theres whirlpools that are deadly dangerous.. I mean they could try upperstate in newyork but I think they fail there two theres ocean going bargers that cross both lakes in shipping lanes you need to be a experience boater on both lakes to make it safely to Canada..sighhh

  • @dlausactor6373
    @dlausactor6373 8 днів тому +4

    They fail to realize Canada won’t be alone.

    • @RichardKatchuik
      @RichardKatchuik 8 днів тому +1

      you can count the aussies kiwis and dutch in. Give us tools that be all we need, The dutch never forgot

  • @lindascott3973
    @lindascott3973 9 днів тому +10

    Please try 😂😂😂
    A lot of us in WA would promptly turn ourselves in at the border and ask for Canada to annex us in to become a new province. Oregon and California, want to join us?

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +1

      New york has ask also..

    • @CB_agotchi
      @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому

      Can Virginia join? Please

    • @JBG1968
      @JBG1968 7 днів тому +1

      Pennsylvania to

  • @genuineimpulse9134
    @genuineimpulse9134 9 днів тому +18

    Perhaps them boys from WV would like a can of corn beef?

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому +4

      @@genuineimpulse9134 most Americans won't get that reference. :)

    • @genuineimpulse9134
      @genuineimpulse9134 9 днів тому +5

      @ yep. Maybe a few will look it up and realize Canada isn’t just important for Tim Hortons.

    • @jasonwiedeman4825
      @jasonwiedeman4825 8 днів тому +2

      Good ole Geneva suggestions!

  • @kerrybutler5908
    @kerrybutler5908 8 днів тому +5

    The German name for Canadian in WWI was "stormtrooper". A German officer was asked how they knew who they were up against. He replied..
    If we fire a shot and there is a pause then we get hit with artillery and bombs they are American.
    If we fire a shot and they dig in and wait for reinforcements then they are British.
    If we fire a shot and they immediately attack then they are Canadian.
    An American officer in the Italian campaign was asked what he thought of the Canadians. He said " If we run into a really tough town we call in the Canadians. They will take it in a day. If we tell them there is booze in there they will take it in an hour."
    A German general was asked what he thought of the allies. He said the French were not much, the Americans were ok but relied too much on their equipment, the British were tough but did not have enough equipment, the Canadians terrified them, "we simply can not stop them."
    An American officer returning from Afghanistan was asked what he thought of the Canadians. He paused, then shook his head and said "I sure wouldn't want to fight them".

  • @andyprompt
    @andyprompt 9 днів тому +8

    These snowflakes are the same clowns that run to Walmart to stock up on milk and bread the second the weatherman predicts an inch of snow.

  • @cdarklock
    @cdarklock 9 днів тому +6

    Canadian military gets no respect, except from... military personnel that have done joint operations with them. THEY respect the Canadian military. They respect the HELL out of them. Connect the dots.

  • @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
    @coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 9 днів тому +8

    They can’t pull themselves out of poverty but can take out a country with an advanced military and 30 million people? 😂

  • @timwhite7127
    @timwhite7127 8 днів тому +3

    Alcohol and testosterone; the two shortest paths to convincing yourself you're ten feet tall and bulletproof...

  • @marcgallant5270
    @marcgallant5270 8 днів тому +4

    JTF2 would just sit back 3.5 km and pick off that militia one at a time lol 😂😂😂

    • @TripleXMango
      @TripleXMango 8 днів тому

      Not a lot of people have the proper level of fear and respect for JTF2. Never had a failed mission in their entire history, and as far as I know they have only ever had two casualties. Seal Team Six, the SAS, Spetsnaz, and the FFL, all fear JTF2. 🇨🇦

  • @constancep7632
    @constancep7632 8 днів тому +4

    Oh hey, I say come over right now, the weather is just *perfect* for southern hillbillies. You'll have a blast!

  • @vaderdust
    @vaderdust 9 днів тому +14

    I’ve been training in martial arts and combat arms for over 20 years on a consistent basis. This post reminds me of those “I see red bro” online trolls. Great behind a keyboard, but don’t really understand what true combat and battle fatigue really is. These guys have no idea how to deal with and use the adrenaline rush or the adrenaline dump. No idea of staying calm in the storm. They would fold like wet toilet paper!

    • @adriennedownes8514
      @adriennedownes8514 9 днів тому +1

      They probably don't use toilet paper 😅

    • @warheadsnation
      @warheadsnation 8 днів тому

      The keyboard commandos of the future will operate armed drones.
      And the Canadians will still crush us. China will be happy to supply all the drones they need via the Arctic Ocean.

  • @jamesmurray8558
    @jamesmurray8558 9 днів тому +17

    The last time they did take, D.C. got burned down😂.

  • @MuayThaipan
    @MuayThaipan 9 днів тому +7

    I'm a southern KY Appalachian hillbilly bout an hour from the WV border and I have never heard of this militia, must have lost my invite in the mail or something. I hope they don't start drafting

    • @CB_agotchi
      @CB_agotchi 9 днів тому

      If they do the game is sabotage my friend 👌🏽

  • @LowPlainsDrifter60
    @LowPlainsDrifter60 9 днів тому +19

    Russia thought it take Ukraine in 3 days.

  • @bonnjill
    @bonnjill 8 днів тому +1

    You are quickly becoming my favorite UA-camr. I laughed so heartily so many times - "collective calendars", "boom sticks", drone footage on pay per view. LOL! Awesome. And the comments are great too!

  • @bloodrainicorn6193
    @bloodrainicorn6193 8 днів тому +4

    WV can barely get the coal runoff out of their water. Native Appalachian on the other side of the bridge. We ain’t shit. We’re just aimlessly violent sometimes

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 8 днів тому

      Canada has a solution to help with those people. We found that Hockey keeps them busy and out of trouble.

  • @rankat1841
    @rankat1841 8 днів тому +5

    They can't find a date outside their own family. How are they going to "take Canada?" 😂😂

  • @Mindbender55
    @Mindbender55 9 днів тому +9

    When you have guns and other dudes with guns… it makes you extra tough!

  • @xamislimelight8965
    @xamislimelight8965 8 днів тому +2

    As someone who has been to WV a few times to visit family, no they wont. Some of them can't even maneuver a parking lot, that's not even a joke. I once spent 20 minutes watching idiots in WV try to park their cars, it was actually painful to witness.

  • @Jude-t6y
    @Jude-t6y 9 днів тому +3

    That dude drinking too much of that WV Mountain Hootch. 🤣🤣

  • @Gerbilsarefriends
    @Gerbilsarefriends 9 днів тому +16

    Is that the famous mealteam 6?

  • @ForeverMindless
    @ForeverMindless 9 днів тому +13

    LMAO ok, someone definitely not familiar with the gun ownership habits of the Canadian civilian population.

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому +7

      @@ForeverMindless there is a run on the gun courses in Canada as people are renewing or acquiring licenses. Heard they are booked into March.

  • @TJ-bs4wv
    @TJ-bs4wv 8 днів тому +2

    I'm Danish, I'm standing with Canadians and the sane decent Americans🙏
    The last couple of weeks, I have changed my mindset about some Americans, reading so many comments.
    Just listening to this arrogance about taking Canada. Canada is a peaceful nation, and your brother and sisters, I really don't know what to think. I heard the same arrogant retorik when it comes to Denmark and Greenland.
    These people probably think, that the US can conquer the world in 1 week, and our solar system in 1 month.
    Why are some Americans so happy about war and military might?
    Could it be, because they haven't faced a war on the continent since the civil war.
    In Europe, we have faced two major wars in the last century, and I myself are a result of this. My grandmother was Danish, and my grandfather was German soldier occupied Denmark

  • @kathleenmoats-iy7xu
    @kathleenmoats-iy7xu 9 днів тому +7

    Never mind that this is absurd - do these “geniuses” understand how much territory is involved? Both the Napleonic wars and WWII showed that immense swathes of territory (in these instances going into Russia) are disasters because there is just too much ground to hold. I’m not sure because the Mercator projection (standard map for the militia types) tends to distort farther from the equator but i believe Canada might be even larger than Russia

    • @Sharon-bo2se
      @Sharon-bo2se 9 днів тому +1

      @@kathleenmoats-iy7xu no, Russia has more land. Their problem is getting out.

    • @nattyw495
      @nattyw495 9 днів тому +1

      Russia has more land but alot of their land has methane issues due to global warming.. that's why they tried to take Ukraine fir the food production areas.

  • @CitroTeam
    @CitroTeam 8 днів тому +2

    If he paid attention in history class he would know that Canada has some experience fighting the Nazis. In the Netherlands there is a cemetery dedicated solely to Canadian military personnel and every year there are ceremonies to thank these heroic people. Of the militias, there were only the partisans, which were mainly made up of communists.

  • @freakperk231
    @freakperk231 8 днів тому +5

    Don't make us Canadians break out the Geneva checklist😂😂😂

  • @shelhastey2270
    @shelhastey2270 9 днів тому +6

    Well, we know it's not dental appointments holding them back.
    Go ahead, start packing your stuff. Please! We all need some comic relief.

  • @lordfreerealestate8302
    @lordfreerealestate8302 8 днів тому +3

    During the War of 1812, Americans tried to colonize Canada. They failed.
    But these threats are why I've been boycotting every American media company, product, and service I can.

  • @mironkorzalko7761
    @mironkorzalko7761 8 днів тому +3

    The ignorance keeps on growing. I thought we scraped the bottom but after the election there's new lows every day.

  • @ragandscoob
    @ragandscoob 9 днів тому +5

    I don't honestly think the the VW Gravy Seals specifically Meal Team 6 could even find Canada

  • @mikekennedy257
    @mikekennedy257 8 днів тому +6

    Canadian army reserve unit member here, I call bet. They are welcome to try.... There not gonna like it.

  • @matthewstearns289
    @matthewstearns289 9 днів тому +12

    Go get them tuff guy.😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤡

  • @qwadratix
    @qwadratix 8 днів тому +3

    Trump withdrawing the US from NATO is one thing. Attacking another NATO member would face opposition from the full coalition of 31 remaining countries. Most would be more than happy to send troops to Canada to help.
    I suspect the US would be rapidly overrun, especially given the total disorganised state of Trump's 'leadership'.

    • @warheadsnation
      @warheadsnation 8 днів тому

      Trump loves nukes. His generals had to steer him away from nuclear threats several times. This is a big problem for all of us.

  • @ImMetalMechanika
    @ImMetalMechanika 8 днів тому +4

    WV militia’s can’t even beat poverty, let alone a whole country 😂

  • @desmondkilroy8181
    @desmondkilroy8181 8 днів тому +1

    Let him try. It would be fun. We haven’t an opportunity to add to the Geneva checklist in a while.

  • @Branwhin
    @Branwhin 8 днів тому +3

    Canadian here. We'd really rather not. We much prefer leaving the fight to the geese and the meese (yeah, yeah, "moose", I know. "Meese" is funnier). But do NOT muck with us Canucks.

  • @TheNaznine
    @TheNaznine 8 днів тому +2

    As a Canadian i can assure you we would not need to deploy our military to deal with the WV militia. Our people also have guns, we just have more requirements to prove we can use them properly. so give it a shot we are nice people... until You are not.

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong 8 днів тому +2

      To be honest, they might manage to get through a border crossing… I expect they’d lose to the first small town RCMP detachment, if the wildlife didnt get them first

  • @chrisschultz8598
    @chrisschultz8598 8 днів тому +3

    So how the hell is the West Virginia militia even going to get to Canada? Carpool?

  • @CaptApple
    @CaptApple 8 днів тому +2

    "How many people are in the WV militia?" "Well, there's me and Earl Dean and Joe Bob and Big Mike...and my ex, Renati." Oathbreaker says what!?

  • @Luva_PoliticsnMagic
    @Luva_PoliticsnMagic 8 днів тому +3

    Canada is the reason the Geneva Conventions had to be created. We call them the Geneva Suggestions or the Geneva Checklist. Good luck.

  • @secretsquirrel4642
    @secretsquirrel4642 9 днів тому +7

    Once again Tom they prove Ignorance is as Ignorance does…

  • @michelbrisebois4317
    @michelbrisebois4317 8 днів тому +2

    No need for the Canadian army to defeat WV militia. Ordinary citizens would patiently wait for them to cross the border, even giving them directions until they turn back doing frigging nothing. They will be treated like a bunch of unruly and silly tourists.

  • @NueroSpice_Latte
    @NueroSpice_Latte 9 днів тому +10

    Omg canadas military is good! They just don’t stomp on other countries like we do 😂😂😂 this ain’t the revolutionary war people!!! The militia do not have the type of weapons in a real military

  • @digitdog
    @digitdog 8 днів тому +2

    Canadians are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, but they do not mess around in the military. I'd like to see WV try, if they're so confident.