They already are reduced to atoms,atoms were reduced and sucked over until the atoms disappear,which takes almost a half-sqeed-second Edit:millennium of a second-twelfth
Just_ L dis is how much I want you to stop begging | | v 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
15:30 I JUST realized that's that one vampire guy from spongebob. The HashSlingingSlasher Episode. As squidward quoted. "If it was you on the phone and you on the bus.. then who was flickering the lights..?" AND IT WAS THAT GUY! I know his name but idk how to pronounce it ;-;
Dan: “Granny and grandpa still haven’t brought my cookies so I’m still pretty upset about that.” Me: Sat here eating cookies, “do you want some Dan?” And also is Dan’s favourite word genuinely?? Also love you Dan!!
Funeral granny grandpa mr meat ice scream Jason slender slenderina all horror game people invited they all jump into the grave rips of the lid and eats dan
Whenever you zap Granny, Grandpa can hear that. So whenever you zap Granny you have to watch out for Grandpa. Grandpa also hears the vase in the living room near the piano and he can hear the shotgun aswell!
Hey dan! Quick tip! If you see one of the security cameras moveing around it means that grandpa knows your location and it means he's in the security room! If you stay up in the attic it is impossible for granny and grandpa to catch you! JUMPSCARE WARNING!! In the box in the attic is some supplies AND a dead body! Your welcome!
Hola cómo estás cómo está la familia de familia que no te quiero ver cómo estás estás bien y tu también te amo te quiero mucho te amo mucho mucho te muchos besos saludos y saludos a tu familia y tu familia que no me puedo dormir bien ya me voy yo también te miro bien pero te amo mucho mucho cuídate mucho te muchos mucho mucho te amo y
ツSaltyCreeper stop lying bro, your mother probably doesn’t even care about ur UA-cam channel, it’s so un reasonable. Why would your mom delete your channel if you don’t reach 6K? Your begging for subs.
"They probably respawn upstairs."
*proceeds to go upstairs*
Most likely
You know there's a vampire inside granny 2
Cassandra Perry no scams on dangtdm
Cassandra Perry rbx sucks
@@darkkight3169 where?
“I’m not here, you can’t smell me”
-Dantdm 2019
one of these comments again
LOL
It’s not even funny 😴 it’s soooo old every yter says that
Lol
Jasmine Hayes SCAMMER
Dan: This is the spongebob machine-
Me: 👏good👏way👏to👏keep👏it👏pg👏
Ik
lol
Ikr
What is pg?
@@thanoof okay for children to watch
1:04 top acting skills
"There's the spongebob machine. It pokes holes in you when your bad"
-Dantdm 2019
Haha😂
Yes
Lol
Um that's dark
Talisman77 pretty much an Iron Maiden right?
This game has cheese graphics but I think that just makes it more scary
Yeahh truee!!
Its supposed to have bad graphics
I agree
Pc version is something else though especially on extreme mode
Kiss my as5
when he said
"they still haven't bought the cookies"
i wanted cookies so i paused the video and went and made cookies
i now have cookies
life is good
Grace taylor I have cookies... TWINSES
👍 NICE!!!
Ummmm I just ate cuciesis
lol:D
Pphahaha
0:17
Good granny editing behind his chair
I didn’t notice that 😂
@@yo_itsnicole7333 lol
3:29 *Grandma makes the best cookies*
Grandpa: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
*lol*
Lol
*l o l*
XF
"Grandad doesn't make anything"
Dantdm 2019
Thaweel Abdul Muhsin he makes broken bones😐
Chicken Warrior that made me think of Regular Show, "BROKEN BONESSS!"
Thaweel Abdul Muhsin HE MADE YOU!
Grandad makes babies
@@jackgorman2606 XD
Plot twist: Dan is being held against his will in Granny's house and he is forced to make these videos
Theory confirmed
Ooooohhhh
Oooooohhh myyyy!!!
Evil Granny!
This Is What I Call "Eeeevil Granny"
What no this can’t even happen granny is a fictional character 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Whooshed myself on purpose
3:32
Dan: "Granny makes the best cookies"
Also Dan: "Grandpa doesn't make anything"
Me: "He makes a dent in your head though"
Nice
I literally thought that
"Come on, pull the button." DanTDM - 2019
That’s a yearbook quote
14:15
Little does he know he said that now it 2021
Intro: ‘This game is scary.’
Me: *I don’t think anything is scary when Dan’s in it*
DAN RULES
HE IS THE ONE WHO SCREAMS FOR US THEY SAY
True that
Very true very true
Dan is a scardey boi
Granny:I see you
Grandpa: i see you
Dan: no you don’t
Me: *eats ramen*
Casey Nyambayo I’m sorry what?
Me too man
I luv ramen
Ok
@Collin Hansen what do you mean
5:58 HOW HIGH WAS DANS VOICE I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS CAPABLE OF THAT
Dan: " GRAN DAD DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING!"
Me: "The only thing that Gran Dad makes is Dan die."
Bro I read your comment right as he said it
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm sorry grandpa and granny are the reason that dude exists
true
Lol true XD and get scared
"Shocked to see me?"
Omg, Dan's already making dad jokes! I'm dying! :D
TheHamiltonHufflepuff probably because he is gonna be a dad soon 😀
Yeah I didn't looked at it that way but he is already making dad jokes wow
Da baby ish gonna be loved soooooo much!!
He' practicing already!
@Vincent Guo he has a son.. Jemma is pregnant
6:20
“Oh my goodness bodies everywhere”
DanTDM 2019
I know I’m in 2020
Same brother
OH MY GOD 😳
Me: HEADSHOT meme hurts
Grandad: *Am I a joke to you*
Omg lol
@@helloimeri6764 hello fellow "im binging his granny vids in 2021" person lol
LOL
17:27 Main Menu: Im gonna End this man’s whole game
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ellie: *laughs while looking at Dan's screen*
Slurps noodles🤗
I love how he always using imagination when he is playing 😂💛
I do the same lol
wait is ur profile pic @parker_james on tic toc???
@@Emma-fv4hj No I am *not* on til tok
0:13 it's dark and I'm playing this when granny could creep up on me, in real life, at any moment😂
15:29
He is Slendrina's husband.
Wow 👏 cool 😎
Ik
@Asmar Ahmad no, slenderman is slenderinas dad.
My granny could come sneak me out every moment
-DanTDM 2019
You have 198 subs
@-@
Alina rin what
Anna - what the heck is wrong with you? Get off of this kids channel, You immature.
this is a family friendly channel, can u change ur name?
Grandpa: I see you
Dan: *hiding*
Me: What the...
granny*
Grandpa makes 10.000 money from his old work
Travis Graham hi bot :)
@@travisgraham5531 o hi, I see ur scamming
17:41 I genuinely feel sorry for Dan
17:16 it was at this moment he knew, he had fu*ked up
He started crying actully crying
It took you a while, walking past the last thing many, many times. And you never even thought to check behind a painting.
"Grandad dosen't make anything!"
-DanTDM 2019-2020
Doesn't
This comment makes no sence
Grandpa makes COFFEE, obvs
Grandpa make- ;) jk jk
DonnieTheDrawer 1 lol
Dan: Grandpa, Granny, gone into oblivion
Me: Grandpa, Granny, Gone reduced to atoms
Thats means their atoms became something else 🤤
They already are reduced to atoms,atoms were reduced and sucked over until the atoms disappear,which takes almost a half-sqeed-second
Edit:millennium of a second-twelfth
@@AJ-pf3zp it doesn’t.according to
Physics,an oblivion is where a black hole takes you
*de-duced
Dan up stairs there’s a painting knock it down the power box is there use the pliers to cut it that deactivate the lightning thing
This is how many times Dan shot the elders during this episode
I
V
Probably accurate,15
Just_ L dis is how much I want you to stop begging
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Just_ L it’s gotta be more 😂😂😂
Her Dur Dur I w0n7 l1k3s stop
wow. dedication. I commend your bravery
" grandad why u always smacking me BRO"
-dantdm 2019-
20:10 Dan i knew u could do it. I kept thinking to myself "he's gonna do it! He's gonna do it!" And u did it. Congrats bro!
Hes had brown hair for a year now!!? Jees, I feel old
Mission Passed
Daniel Middleton :
+ Editing Level
+ Grandpa And Granny
+ 10 Granny Respect
-10 Grandpa Respect
Dan, Where can I buy your Chair? :D
he got a payed editor..he said it on twitter
Król Colin his chair was made just for him he said it once but u could probably find one on amazon
Król Colin that’s great
Wanna have lots of *R$* in RobIoᶍ fast?
You just write ➦ *daag5588* in *G܁oogłe* 😊
Featuring: Granny and Grandpa the "Gruesome Twosome!" can be also called "Double Trouble Couple"
The Smacking Duo
Bruh
DAN : GRANNY MAKES THE BEST COOKIES !!
DAN : GRANDPA DOES NOT MAKE ANYTHING !!
GRANDPA : * SLAPS DAN * !!
Slaps dan came before Grandpa Does Not Make Anything
Rest in peace Ellie, you will be missed by all
"GRANDAD!?! why u always slappin' me bro?"
*DanTDM - 2034*
Lucas Betts 2034 ? You mean 2019 ? Sorry just got a little confused XD
@@squinta9455 you can't be serious 🙄
@@squinta9455 r/woooosh
Dont think it is a woosh
@@smittenmeteor6320 lmao you didn't even read who I sent it to, dumbass.
DanTDM: I’m so close
Also DanTDM: has a break
Main menu: I’m about to end this mans life
*this moment man*
*Everyone is making a meme*
*And I'm zero % complaining*
No it should be im about to end this mans whole career
It should be I'm about to end this man's whole career
Shut t up and main menus don't kill people
It was at this moment he knew...
15:30 I JUST realized that's that one vampire guy from spongebob. The HashSlingingSlasher Episode. As squidward quoted.
"If it was you on the phone and you on the bus.. then who was flickering the lights..?"
AND IT WAS THAT GUY! I know his name but idk how to pronounce it ;-;
He was also in that night shift episode
And i heard his name was Nosferatu from the 1920s
And he's slenderina husband
We should give dan all the love and support he deserves
Why you always smacking me bro?
DanTDM
2019
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wow a copied comment let's gooo
@@db5094 the other one is 12 minutes ago and this one is 17 minutes ago
@Anna - - I love sex :* TAP ON M!Y PHOTO yeah i dont think this is a good video to post on :/
Rip DanTDM i dont know-2019 pressed main menu
Oh dan
I think 1997 or 1998
Dan: “Granny and grandpa still haven’t brought my cookies so I’m still pretty upset about that.”
Me: Sat here eating cookies, “do you want some Dan?”
And also is Dan’s favourite word genuinely??
Also love you Dan!!
Rn prob pog
10:17 He's Voice so Cute LOL 🤣
Me:*watches video*
"Pfff this seems easy
*Plays game*
"WhAt KiNd oF SoRCeRY iS tHIs!"
Did u hear he said it’s so hard and it’s on easy
Literally me 😆
Me too
"Lock Grandad in bathroom" hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I've beaten the game tho =>=
"I have a hatred for both of you"
DanTDM 2019
16:14 Just be an MTF Operative and then ask the guy on the PA to disable the Tesla Gate. He'll tell you when on the PA speakers.
Omg I remember when I used to watch him a lott but I just remembered and barely started watching him
“ *i* *SeE* *yOu* ”
Grandpa, 2019-2019
''I SHOT YOU!''
-DanTDM 2019
I mean he said it in his Hello Neighbor series when he... shot the neighbor
That was the funniest part I couldn't stop laughing!
hi geys b
Funeral granny grandpa mr meat ice scream Jason slender slenderina all horror game people invited they all jump into the grave rips of the lid and eats dan
Me!@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#^;'dyhcdtgxfthhv🙄😶🐱🐒🐵
15:33 he’s from the SpongeBob episode Late night krusty krab
He's Not, He is Slendrina's husband.
@@cookielover8779 which is nosferatu
Cookie Lover hey idiot his name is nosferatu and he is in spongebob and he’s from a movie that came out in the 1920s
“Granddad doesn’t make anything!” Lol
No one:
Literally no one:
Dan: "You can't smell me".
ST 3 anyone could smell Dan from miles away
Nugget umm is that supposed to be funny...?
lizzy maliangkay Yes UvU I didn’t mean it in a bad way- as a joke
@@KaizeNecro Naniiii!!!
@@nugget2823 Hi nugget!
Whenever you zap Granny, Grandpa can hear that. So whenever you zap Granny you have to watch out for Grandpa. Grandpa also hears the vase in the living room near the piano and he can hear the shotgun aswell!
Grandpa is so violent and he smacks harder than Granny
Dan: grandpa joe calling grandpa joe
Me: sits there confused
Me again: HEY WAIT THATS MY GRANDPA
Lol
Dan: ah-ha-ha! Granny's locked in!
Granny: **Litterally just laughs that she's lock in**
Literally* *Also XD*
Maybe She's Trying To Say She Can Escape Easily 😂😂😂
time stamp?
Jayjaylz 2:10 - 2:21
Theo Dixon hey
Mommy: if you misbehave i will send you to granny and grandpa house
Dan: Noooooooo😭😭😭
Hahahahaha!!!😂🤣😂🤣
😂
😂😂😂
Dan “I think they spawn upstairs!” *goes upstairs* me: 😂🤨😑
🤣🤣
Lol correct 💌💌
Trueeee
6:06 when the beat drops and you don’t know any dance moves so you do this
Did anyone else see Granny when Dan says “Granny could sneak up on me at any moment.”?
Me
FakeShrud Gaming I did
Ofc that’s easy
OmG sHe Is ReAl
She's not real
Hey dan! Quick tip!
If you see one of the security cameras moveing around it means that grandpa knows your location and it means he's in the security room!
If you stay up in the attic it is impossible for granny and grandpa to catch you!
JUMPSCARE WARNING!!
In the box in the attic is some supplies AND a dead body!
Your welcome!
Well your not welcome for telling me about the dead body
Hey um are you the new turkeyboy69
@Bob JJ & Mummy & Cosmo Games you know Turkeyboy helped a lot with the hello neighbour
@@mish252 no
(I wish)
Granny makes the best cookies and grandpa doesn’t do anything... *grandpa smacks dan* and thinks: haha karma
Haha...
I dont get it
Hahahahahah...... i dont even really gets it-
Get
I ahí ay
Hola cómo estás cómo está la familia de familia que no te quiero ver cómo estás estás bien y tu también te amo te quiero mucho te amo mucho mucho te muchos besos saludos y saludos a tu familia y tu familia que no me puedo dormir bien ya me voy yo también te miro bien pero te amo mucho mucho cuídate mucho te muchos mucho mucho te amo y
Great job! Some day you will be able to escape on extreme mode wihh extra locks and darker mode your so good man love your videos!
Dan: “his neck is outrageous”
Grandpa: HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME!
Rebecca Turner Bot
Rebecca Turner listen here bot..../scammer this isn’t even a roblox video -.-
Rebecca Turner ################
12:03 when your sibling hits you and you over exaggerate to get them in trouble
My Mom said she will delete my channel if I don't get 6k sub's before 2020 pls help me I love my channel:(
ツSaltyCreeper nah your just begging
ツSaltyCreeper say goodbye to your channel then
@@Skelz2K Stop begging for subs I wouldn't even do that if I had a UA-cam channel
ツSaltyCreeper stop lying bro, your mother probably doesn’t even care about ur UA-cam channel, it’s so un reasonable. Why would your mom delete your channel if you don’t reach 6K? Your begging for subs.
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly...
I can’t be bothered to finish this.
granny:"do you want to play hid and seek?"
Dan:"NO NO NO!"
Dan:”she is coming, she is coming, AHHHHHHHH”
Me : wearing headphones
Me: RIP..........
Oh dan
That is so funny
Rick Thanks For Warning Me!
Cus i always hear loud noises when i weae headphones i became immune to loud noises XD
Rick me to
"How ya doin', Granny? Feelin' a bit shocked to see me? Heheh"
-DanTDM September 25, 2019
RIP
No he be making dan jokes
I loved it
RIP in this vid I died 11110000999999900
Times
Me: Why is Dan making so much noise
18:15
Me: Oh
13:15 best part❌🧢
Dan: Fall down the stairs granny
Granny: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Lol love this comment
Magdalena Fuentes I was seriously just thinking the same exact thing XD
And I can't get up
AND I CAN'T GET UP!
And I can't get u- oh wait that's allready used
" I HAVE NO FEET ASWELL, I'VE ONLY JUST REALIZE THAT"
-DANTDM 2019-
How’d you put the words cross out
@@ACHS.drama.club.2023 i just put a dash at the beggining and at the end...
-Lol-
@@emjeybellen4790 IT WORKS
@@emjeybellen4790 thanks!
"If we play it patiently, we might be able to escape today!" He clearly hasn't tried Extreme mode.
Have u escaped in extreme mode cuz it's impossible,if u did Ur crazy and pretty extreme
@@user-GodOfWarKratos a lot of times all you need is game sense
11:08 ''I SEE YOU!'
*BRRRRRR*
i’m too scared to play this for myself so i’ll just watch dan play lmao
Same
lol me too
You can play practice mode granny and grandpa don’t exist in that mode
Same here~ -w-
ITS SO HARD I FELL OF MY CHAIR PLAYING IT BECAUSE OF GRANDPA DONT PLAY
Dan : I SHOT YOU!!!
Jemma: Danny Why Are You Screaming in the middle of the night
Danny or Daniel?
@@tehchickennuggetduck7746 Danny-al
@@tehchickennuggetduck7746 its daniel
His name is Daniel Middleton
It's 6pm at the time of uploading. Not the middle of the night.
3:18 Granny tries to confuse dan by really speaking.
Granny is hell.
Hell on earth
Dan makes it heaven,
And funny as well
Me:*sees warning*
Also me: *takes headphones off*
me too
I turned down my volume and also it's funny Because I'm at my granny and grandad house lol XD oh wait......
.s.h.u.s.h..u.p..p.l.e.a.s.e
Jonas Cerna same
@@sxnflxwer263 please you shush
“This is scary please watch with caution “
Me:if it scary I expect at least one fall of your chair
😂
I remember watching your granny videos in 7th grade and 3 years later I still love watching them
12:01 so nobody is gonna talk about granny jumping after being tazed?
Im watching this at half past 10 the same night as he uploaded it
Day*
Well in Murica its the middle of the day
i live in usa it was 1pm over here
Nick Funtall-Sites that’s true
Ffh
I’m watching this at midnight when granny is about to open that locked door though. 😂
What
Rip u
um i didnt sleep for days😰
By the way rip u
Wut was dat Dan
“Granny makes the best cookies”
“Grandpa doesn’t make anything”
Grandpa: *MIND BLOWN*
Edit: Sorry if maybe I copied someone
Copied what dan said
Lol
👁👄👁
POV: Grandpa took that personally 3:31
DanTDM: but they still haven't bought the cookies yet
Me: would you really trust someone that is trying to kill you to bring cookies?
freddyfazfun gaming *ŸĘŠ*
Obviously
It’s Dan, of course he want cookies...!
ŸĘŠ
freddyfazfun gaming you always trust someone when they give you cookies!
dan you had everything for the boat exept for the wheel
He had the wheel in the wepon crate room aka shotgun
5:22 Sometimes he can dodge the taser gun
3:28
Dan: goes up
Also Dan: i just came down to get some of your cookies
Dan: "I think the taser is better than the shotgun."
Every SWAT ever: "Do You Honestly You're funny!?"
uhm, what?
r/idk anymore
@@shisukeyt8018 its r/idkanymore
Do you honestly think you're funny?*
I literally just made that reddit post up
JUMPSCARES!
3:07
3:32
5:20 (This necessarily isn't a jumpscare, but ol' grandpa got him!)
13:13 (Pretty unlucky!)
14:13
19:08
Thank you! uwu
Tank you! 😃 sorry all thoughs jump scares made me misspelled
(I know how to spell all those)
Not all capes wear heroes
@Jaanvi Sahni thanks UwU
This saved my heccing life
00:00 This is why I think that danTDM is a great man. Kids don’t know what this game is about. :)
I do ≤≥
“Where are you at, Bubba?” 🤣🤣🤣