The Reason McDonalds Doesn't Deliver

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @KyleExum
    @KyleExum  5 років тому +8552

    Thanks for watching! Make sure you like and subscribe! Let me know what parody you guys want me to make. My next vid is gonna be one

  • @williamlunny7294
    @williamlunny7294 5 років тому +2776

    "now get back inside looking like a Walmart Brand Will Smith"😂😂

  • @AnxiousJoe
    @AnxiousJoe 5 років тому +535

    "Two piece no sauce" is officially my favorite Kyle line

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому +1

      Why?

    • @nhungluu3985
      @nhungluu3985 4 роки тому +2

      Momo yo you need change your profile picture and your profile name.why did you name that.its nots funny

    • @SewShyy
      @SewShyy 4 роки тому

      @@nhungluu3985 entitled bitch

    • @Zara-dh3us
      @Zara-dh3us 4 роки тому

      Nhung Luu holy shit I’m terrified of that kinda stuff.. I mean I’m not gonna ask that person to change it tho..

    • @0wl746
      @0wl746 4 роки тому

      @@nhungluu3985 You can't really just ask him/her to change their profile details since its their choice and it's your preference

  • @rachete.the.machete
    @rachete.the.machete 5 років тому +4704

    "Get your Walmart brand Will Smith lookin self back inside"
    💀

    • @chickenfarm1810
      @chickenfarm1810 5 років тому +60

      I died at that part! 😂😂😂 *lol*

    • @shrimp826
      @shrimp826 5 років тому +52

      "get inside looking like a walmart brand will Smith"

    • @Plushtubervr
      @Plushtubervr 5 років тому +8

      Ok I love Aladdin

    • @trulykenziet
      @trulykenziet 4 роки тому +6

      Rachel that part had me crying😅😅🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅

    • @ketracelwhite1
      @ketracelwhite1 4 роки тому +15

      He said "you can get this complementary two piece no sause"

  • @xx-skyhybrid-xx5995
    @xx-skyhybrid-xx5995 3 роки тому +710

    "The reason McDonalds doesn't deliver"
    **laughs in future**

    • @carterjamba3273
      @carterjamba3273 3 роки тому +25

      The future is now, thanks to covid

    • @emmakenyon1967
      @emmakenyon1967 3 роки тому +11

      Still not a good idea. I work at maccies and honestly the delivery drivers genuinely do not care

    • @almaha899
      @almaha899 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @crimson1190
      @crimson1190 3 роки тому +2

      Same though

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +3

      Please love GOD

  • @grimlock5639
    @grimlock5639 5 років тому +621

    *They put some STRUGGLE Os in the Fridge! 😂*

  • @romanbellic6569
    @romanbellic6569 4 роки тому +302

    “Can I speak to your manager?”
    “The manager machine is broken”

  • @luckyducky1362
    @luckyducky1362 5 років тому +5334

    “MCexcuse me” 😂😂😂

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +800

      Lol I was wondering who would catch that 😂

    • @FBG1
      @FBG1 5 років тому +35

      XD

    • @alexislowrimore6672
      @alexislowrimore6672 5 років тому +45

      OMG I watched it 3 times....and just realized that 😂😂😂😂

    • @antoniorush442
      @antoniorush442 5 років тому +20

      Awesome

    • @justshawn.
      @justshawn. 5 років тому +49

      1:47

  • @calebgriffin9170
    @calebgriffin9170 3 роки тому +695

    I wish he actually made a McDonald’s rap.

  • @madisonsapp2011
    @madisonsapp2011 4 роки тому +1560

    "reach for my food I'ma reach for my belt!" that's a catch phrase I didn't know I needed

    • @nkpen22
      @nkpen22 4 роки тому +22

      me as a parent 😂

    • @JustMyxtern
      @JustMyxtern 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @user-ip1hz3xb4v
      @user-ip1hz3xb4v 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @rileykilzer7498
      @rileykilzer7498 4 роки тому +7

      I love that, who else watching 2020? sorry I had to say that

    • @Rj-27
      @Rj-27 4 роки тому +4

      @@rileykilzer7498 me and it's fine a lot of people say it lol

  • @lucm13_
    @lucm13_ 5 років тому +2025

    “catch me in the parking lot”
    “my pleasure”

  • @Yeahyeah-q9v
    @Yeahyeah-q9v 5 років тому +2850

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly, he didn't get his big macc

  • @oliviam2445
    @oliviam2445 3 роки тому +275

    *yells*
    mcdonalds guy: *finally hears order*
    kyle: *mumbling*
    mcdonalds guy: MCCUSE ME?

  • @ratatouille2104
    @ratatouille2104 4 роки тому +722

    “Sorry, the delivery machines broken.”

    • @g6ry
      @g6ry 4 роки тому +3

      Or the vehicle.

    • @Alastor_Boss121
      @Alastor_Boss121 4 роки тому +2

      r a t YOU KNOW WHAT, LETTME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

    • @cyanyt7777
      @cyanyt7777 4 роки тому +1

      JosephGFB DucaCPP
      Manager machine broke too, now you bout’ to order something? Or play 21 questions.

    • @morefearlessgaming5740
      @morefearlessgaming5740 4 роки тому

      They deliver

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому

      ???

  • @galacticmelodies8595
    @galacticmelodies8595 4 роки тому +2059

    **Uber Eats:** Imma ruin this guy’s whole career.

  • @treyisdaddy.
    @treyisdaddy. 4 роки тому +815

    "Meet me in the parking lot"
    "My pleasure"
    Had me dying idk why.

    • @akiraez9231
      @akiraez9231 4 роки тому +2

      Maurice Kater what do you mean?

    • @adeolabolarin4728
      @adeolabolarin4728 4 роки тому

      OH MY GOODNESS, HOW THE MCDONALDS WORKER THREW YOUR FOOD INTO YOUR FACE (he's mean....)

    • @xnoirgaming2752
      @xnoirgaming2752 4 роки тому +1

      Because chick filay is always respectful

  • @ninicasale9665
    @ninicasale9665 3 роки тому +89

    "Walmart Brand Will Smith" -Kyle Exum 2019
    Me in 2021 watching this and still laughs

  • @ultrachad7705
    @ultrachad7705 5 років тому +17893

    So no one gonna talk about the mcdonalds waiting music 😂😂 ( TY FOR THE LIKES!!)

  • @imranosman3714
    @imranosman3714 5 років тому +874

    Legend has it the chick- fil -a worker is still in the parking lot

    • @imranosman3714
      @imranosman3714 5 років тому +3

      Jojo Nguyen me in 2006

    • @kanitbee1950
      @kanitbee1950 5 років тому +4

      Imran Osman iM sCaREd😲😨

    • @alvarorey9308
      @alvarorey9308 5 років тому +5

      So true I see them every day.

    • @anafernandez4733
      @anafernandez4733 5 років тому +2

      Why do I see you In the comment section of every video??????!!!!!!!

  • @Lee-cg6qn
    @Lee-cg6qn 4 роки тому +1342

    "How to Deal With Crazy Wife And Expensive Children"
    "Struggle O's"

    • @th3pr0cess
      @th3pr0cess 4 роки тому +1

      XxheartbrokenxX 252 likes and nooo repliesss??

    • @deeryyyyy707
      @deeryyyyy707 4 роки тому +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Marley-18.
      @Marley-18. 4 роки тому

      XxheartbrokenxX 😂😂😂

    • @Frisk_Khairi
      @Frisk_Khairi 4 роки тому

      XxheartbrokenxX the struggles O’s got me 😂😂😂😂.

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому

      Nope

  • @skylers2680
    @skylers2680 3 роки тому +98

    I died at a laughter when I saw the McDonald's man throw the bag at Kyle's head when he was delivering it

  • @ladida8393
    @ladida8393 5 років тому +491

    *Sauce a quarter ah*
    *What you want to order ah*
    *No you can't have water cups* *cause you ain't gon get water ah*

    • @s.s.savagepotato2486
      @s.s.savagepotato2486 5 років тому +1

      Anirah BTS ARMY 😂

    • @Leevillain
      @Leevillain 5 років тому +5

      It's *Uh* Inspired by Gummo

    • @juliankingcobrarangel9151
      @juliankingcobrarangel9151 5 років тому

      @@Leevillain kinda sounds like that one verse on scarlxrd-berserk😆😂

    • @arien.4927
      @arien.4927 5 років тому +13

      *Takin' your time get a number 5*
      *Only thing I'm lovin' when the clock hit 5*
      *You get more sauce dont care if you shuffling*
      *The is McDonald's and no I'm not lovin' it*

    • @chonglongdong2503
      @chonglongdong2503 5 років тому +3

      @@arien.4927 I think that it's struggling, but you got pretty close!

  • @c.j.playzmc2430
    @c.j.playzmc2430 4 роки тому +452

    If you don’t like it you can “ MCwalk your Mclazy self to your MCkitchen and make your own food
    😂😂

    • @gabes3471
      @gabes3471 4 роки тому +1

      C.J.PLAYZMC tbh I’m using this line on a regular basis

    • @c.j.playzmc2430
      @c.j.playzmc2430 4 роки тому +1

      Kat Boi same

    • @rubyboi5819
      @rubyboi5819 4 роки тому +4

      I'm MCgoing to MClike this MCcomment

    • @cat72004
      @cat72004 4 роки тому

      i WOULD Have said you can MCwalk your MCstupid self to your mckitchen

    • @thelegend_0997
      @thelegend_0997 4 роки тому

      I've Mcfallen!

  • @bosskowyn2424
    @bosskowyn2424 5 років тому +382

    Kyle: WELL WHAT IS THIS (looking at the halfed sandwhich)
    Mcdonalds Employee: Well I got hungry on the way. BA DA BA BA BA

  • @manav7968
    @manav7968 3 роки тому +322

    Is it only me or anyone else is also wondering,
    Did he empty the whole fridge for this video?
    Thats alot of work to do.

    • @jamalahmed3523
      @jamalahmed3523 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha good one

    • @sajithanasir9058
      @sajithanasir9058 3 роки тому +5

      Dude, if u r an indian like me, u will only have 2 coconuts, maybe some milk and some porridge

    • @soph_f16
      @soph_f16 3 роки тому +2

      Where did he put it all? Lol 😂

    • @manav7968
      @manav7968 3 роки тому +3

      @@soph_f16 yup that's what I was wondering 😂😂

    • @manav7968
      @manav7968 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamalahmed3523 true😂😂

  • @chrislianramirez3830
    @chrislianramirez3830 5 років тому +601

    “Oh I got hungry on the way. Have a nice day BaDaPapApApApApA”

    • @Jitterblick
      @Jitterblick 4 роки тому +1

      It’s “badapapapa” not badapapapapapapapa

  • @kiahdoll5547
    @kiahdoll5547 5 років тому +389

    Struggle O’s😂😂😂😂
    Kyle: Crazy!
    McDonald’s worker: MCcuse me what was that!?😂

    • @javourwright2209
      @javourwright2209 5 років тому +4

      😂😂 the worker is too much hr funny!he said mcuase me !

  • @mixytwitch9679
    @mixytwitch9679 4 роки тому +985

    “Walmart brand Will Smith” I died.

  • @one-vv2ks
    @one-vv2ks 3 роки тому +102

    "what is this?!"
    "oh i got hungry on the way. have a nice day. badabababa."
    4:08

  • @anonymouswatcher3661
    @anonymouswatcher3661 5 років тому +773

    "The manager machine broke too"
    "I got hungry on the way" "Ba da da da da" XD

    • @korbilicious
      @korbilicious 5 років тому +9

      **Frolic starts playing**

    • @gabagaba7144
      @gabagaba7144 5 років тому +5

      -Dies laughing-
      *I’M WEAK*
      -continues laughing-

    • @Olivia-ql2kl
      @Olivia-ql2kl 5 років тому +2

      I’m dying 😂 lol

    • @Jim-fr3gr
      @Jim-fr3gr 5 років тому +2

      I read as he said that lol

    • @alien8963
      @alien8963 5 років тому

      ba da ba ba ba

  • @madison6465
    @madison6465 4 роки тому +329

    when he left he really said “badababa”😂

  • @des622
    @des622 5 років тому +134

    1:04
    nah that McDonald’s music was a bop
    “Sauce a quarter uh what you wanna order uh”😭

  • @SfGiants247
    @SfGiants247 3 роки тому +124

    “I can’t wait to give you 1 star” - “I can’t wait to give you one sauce” Badabopbaba

    • @jerniyahbell9501
      @jerniyahbell9501 3 роки тому +2

      The fact that u spelled that out is ✨time consuming✨

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +5

      Please love GOD

    • @pringlepringle
      @pringlepringle 3 роки тому

      @@Lee-qy8zs no frick god hail Satan uwu

    • @mynewpinkphone985
      @mynewpinkphone985 3 роки тому

      @@pringlepringle don't joke around with them like that my guy.

  • @alfaaron1623
    @alfaaron1623 5 років тому +398

    Lyrics:
    🎶Sauce a quarter (uh) what you wanna order (uh)
    🎵No you can't have water cups cause you ain't gone get water (Uh)
    🎶Taking your time get a number 5, Only thing I'm loving when the clock hits 5
    🎵You get one sauce I don't care If your struggling, this is McDonald and no I'm not loving IT

  • @abdulrahmanamine7416
    @abdulrahmanamine7416 4 роки тому +308

    2:52
    Mcdonalds: Meet me in the parking lot
    Chickfila: My pleasure

    • @riverscuomo5081
      @riverscuomo5081 4 роки тому +17

      Chick fil a do be vibin tho

    • @atx.liyahh
      @atx.liyahh 4 роки тому +1

      💀

    • @tizgamer1975
      @tizgamer1975 4 роки тому

      where did you get that profile picture

    • @abdulrahmanamine7416
      @abdulrahmanamine7416 4 роки тому +1

      @@tizgamer1975 if you want i can email you the picture just tell me your email

    • @tizgamer1975
      @tizgamer1975 4 роки тому

      @@abdulrahmanamine7416 nah just tell me where you found it

  • @devonmoody9329
    @devonmoody9329 4 роки тому +888

    “Get inside lookin likes Walmart brand will smith”😂😂😂

  • @InfernoSaiyan-so5fn
    @InfernoSaiyan-so5fn 3 роки тому +13

    The “Two piece no sauce” got me 🤣🤣

  • @slykat1575
    @slykat1575 4 роки тому +1100

    “The manager machine is broken too”
    .........yep sounds like McDonald’s

    • @kathrynmiller6357
      @kathrynmiller6357 4 роки тому +1

      ThePossibleGamer IS THAT AN UNDERTALE PROFILE PICTURE I SEE!? I LOVE UNDERTALE

    • @goldsoul1004
      @goldsoul1004 4 роки тому +2

      Kathryn Miller IS THAT A 9 YEAR OLD THAT THINKS THE GAME THEY PLAY IS RARE!

    • @kathrynmiller6357
      @kathrynmiller6357 4 роки тому +4

      Twin Cities no

    • @goldsoul1004
      @goldsoul1004 4 роки тому +1

      Kathryn Miller yeah

    • @kathrynmiller6357
      @kathrynmiller6357 4 роки тому +3

      Twin Cities no

  • @sur_slyz2550
    @sur_slyz2550 4 роки тому +1411

    “Can I get a number 1 and a Big Mac”
    “You want a HoneyBun and a Soundtrack?”
    Lol

    • @c_blam_em
      @c_blam_em 4 роки тому +3

      I hole that you know that a number 1 is a big mac.

    • @steviepii
      @steviepii 4 роки тому +19

      "Nah we don't got none of that,
      But I can send you my mixtape if you want some heat."
      🤣🤣

    • @Dark-xd9sx
      @Dark-xd9sx 4 роки тому

      666th like

    • @Arz623
      @Arz623 4 роки тому

      666 LIKES

    • @wolfywolf2330
      @wolfywolf2330 4 роки тому +1

      @@shadowknight2989 he said you have my son not you are my son

  • @stephgalaburri714
    @stephgalaburri714 5 років тому +128

    Always gotta say "as long as you have McDonald's money." With that smile.

  • @lovegirls6062
    @lovegirls6062 3 роки тому +12

    4:00 “ now get this out looking like a Walmart brand Will Smith” 🤣

    • @NEWMari_
      @NEWMari_ 3 роки тому

      He said get inside

  • @zayy1x
    @zayy1x 5 років тому +483

    Kyle: Let me speak to your manager
    McDonald’s guy: Manager machine broke too 😂😂

  • @mofrmpak9484
    @mofrmpak9484 5 років тому +336

    Kyle, “ A number 1”
    Employee, “ You have my son?”

  • @soapsappergaming2891
    @soapsappergaming2891 4 роки тому +1144

    “Walmart brand will smith”
    R.I.P Me
    Died of laughter

    • @Some_Kid11
      @Some_Kid11 4 роки тому +4

      One more like and you Will have 100 likes on this comment

    • @kimshate
      @kimshate 4 роки тому +3

      I know you have been holding on for 1 month but I know CPR

    • @SkylabBeats
      @SkylabBeats 4 роки тому +3

      axre plays nice pun

    • @Some_Kid11
      @Some_Kid11 4 роки тому +1

      Skylab Beats
      ????

    • @SkylabBeats
      @SkylabBeats 4 роки тому +2

      axre plays ok actually now that I'm looking back, my own comment is confusing me

  • @spooky8090
    @spooky8090 3 роки тому +18

    The reason McDonald’s doesn’t deliver
    Me laughing in corona

  • @heartmayo
    @heartmayo 4 роки тому +1841

    “Can I atleast get a cookie?”
    “No!”
    “Cookie machine broke too?”
    “Nah I just don’t feel like making it”
    😂😂😂

  • @logandixon6254
    @logandixon6254 4 роки тому +324

    “If you don’t like it you can Mcwalk your Mclazy self to your Mckitchen and make your own food”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @q0uth_79
    @q0uth_79 5 років тому +103

    “Now get inside lookin like a Walmart brand Will Smith” really got me 🤣🤣🤣!!!

  • @ImSKRIPZ
    @ImSKRIPZ 3 роки тому +25

    Kyle: “apple pie machine broken”
    *me yelling at my phone cause I know they artificial*

  • @angiereo
    @angiereo 5 років тому +102

    " reach for my food and I"ll reach for my belt" DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trishaparinja6087
    @trishaparinja6087 4 роки тому +1038

    “What, is the cookie machine broken too?”
    “Nah, I just don’t feel like makin those.”
    “ lemme speak to ur manager”
    “Manager machine broke too”
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexanderhiatt2399
      @alexanderhiatt2399 4 роки тому +25

      Trisha Parinja "Now, are you trying to order something, or just play 21 questions?"

    • @cyanyt7777
      @cyanyt7777 4 роки тому +11

      Oh my, YOU KNOW WHAT, IM CALLING CHICK-FIL-A!

    • @okboomer8759
      @okboomer8759 4 роки тому +9

      @@cyanyt7777 Chick-fil-A how may I help you today?

    • @seulgisknife8155
      @seulgisknife8155 4 роки тому +6

      Hi! I’d like to order a- *phone starts ringing*

    • @okboomer8759
      @okboomer8759 4 роки тому +2

      @@seulgisknife8155 xD

  • @ajlane249
    @ajlane249 5 років тому +667

    You should make a full parody at 1:05 I like it

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +241

      If people want it I'll make it 😊

    • @dancingsun2
      @dancingsun2 5 років тому +21

      Yesssss please we need this

    • @icechiri7762
      @icechiri7762 5 років тому +20

      @@KyleExum Yes please

    • @ajlane249
      @ajlane249 5 років тому +17

      @@KyleExum yea i think lot's of people will want it

    • @marrero1120
      @marrero1120 5 років тому +4

      Yesssss

  • @mateotv2849
    @mateotv2849 3 роки тому +11

    “Sauce a quarter, uh what you wanna order? uh, no you can’t have water cups because you ain’t gon’ get no water, uh.
    -Kyle Exum-2019

  • @emanuelandariyana1866
    @emanuelandariyana1866 4 роки тому +193

    1:05
    “sauce a quarter. (uh)
    What you wanna order. (uh)
    No you can’t have water cups cause you ain’t going get water. (uh)
    Takin’ your time get a number five.
    The only thing I’m lovin’ when the clock hits five.
    You get one sauce I don’t care if your struggling, this is McDonald’s and you know I’m not lovin’ it”

  • @michaeltapibru
    @michaeltapibru 4 роки тому +806

    I love how this dude always has a smile on his face 😀

  • @LetsSaboogi
    @LetsSaboogi 4 роки тому +650

    "I can't wait to rate you one star."
    "And I can't wait to give you one sauce."
    That... that hurt a bit different💀

    • @zyeriasmith1438
      @zyeriasmith1438 4 роки тому +7

      LetsSaboogi I’m sayin 🥺

    • @ImSoSaucyTV
      @ImSoSaucyTV 4 роки тому +6

      As soon as I read your comment it said that

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 4 роки тому +4

      LMFAO

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi 4 роки тому +3

      @@Violet.999 When you order food and they give you one single packet of ketchup or whatever sauce you ordered😔

    • @chiefsroyalsthunder5198
      @chiefsroyalsthunder5198 4 роки тому +4

      I read this comment and then it just happened

  • @tagreedibrahim9978
    @tagreedibrahim9978 3 роки тому +13

    the fact that the cashier gets easily offended makes me happy

  • @NeoEntertainment-crxushed
    @NeoEntertainment-crxushed 4 роки тому +1302

    Door Dash:
    “Appears”
    Kyle:
    “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @Aidan09okk
    @Aidan09okk 4 роки тому +171

    The 2k people who disliked was probably McDonald’s employees

  • @cip7456
    @cip7456 5 років тому +49

    “Now you gonna order something or play 21 questions.” 😂 2:09

    • @cip7456
      @cip7456 5 років тому

      I know you did. I’m just stating a funny moment. Problem?

  • @tired2527
    @tired2527 3 роки тому +6

    “Manager machine broke too”
    Damn I love this video 2:08

  • @hindgadem1774
    @hindgadem1774 5 років тому +381

    Kyle: I can't wait to rate you one star
    McDonald's Employee: I can't wait to give you one sauce
    Me: *OOOOOOOOOHHHHH*

    • @baylord1236
      @baylord1236 5 років тому +3

      Stolen.

    • @hindgadem1774
      @hindgadem1774 5 років тому +6

      @@baylord1236 I honestly didn't know someone commented the same thing.

    • @baylord1236
      @baylord1236 5 років тому +2

      Oh ok.Goodnight! XD no hate.just letting you know

    • @baylord1236
      @baylord1236 5 років тому +1

      Ok

    • @hindgadem1774
      @hindgadem1774 5 років тому

      @@baylord1236 nahh u good

  • @SPCKwon
    @SPCKwon 3 роки тому +634

    Dude Kyle is so dedicated, not only does he make a video that takes a lot of thought and effort he even made a rap also for the call.

    • @isiradirar9979
      @isiradirar9979 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah he is

    • @Lake__
      @Lake__ 3 роки тому +2

      Foooor rreeaaal

    • @Lake__
      @Lake__ 3 роки тому +1

      @•Teddy_ Teårz• yea I wonder what the neighbors think😂

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +1

      Please love GOD

    • @NathanwasNOThere
      @NathanwasNOThere 3 роки тому +5

      sauce-o-quarter uh what you wanna order? uh no, you can't have water cups cuz you not gone get water uh takin' your time getting a number five, only thing ima level with is when the clock hits five, you only get one sauce I don't care if you're struggling this is Mcdonalds and no I'm not lovin' it!

  • @TheSecret_PRO
    @TheSecret_PRO 5 років тому +517

    *3:32*
    _Kyle: Ridiculous. Can’t Wait To Rate 1 Star._
    *_McBoi: And I Can’t Wait To Give You 1 Sauce._*
    *hangs up*

  • @TheEpicPanda4
    @TheEpicPanda4 3 роки тому +4

    “Reach for my food, I reach for my belt, boy don’t try me!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angiereo
    @angiereo 5 років тому +346

    1:47 He hears him whispering under his breath, but couldn't hear him when he asked for a number 1?! 😂😂😂😂

  • @generictoasterstroodle1080
    @generictoasterstroodle1080 5 років тому +166

    I love the respect for Chick-Fil-A ❤️

  • @JwstDent
    @JwstDent 5 років тому +627

    McScuse me?
    Thanks for choosing McDonalds BADA BADA BAAAA

    • @Maria-im7li
      @Maria-im7li 5 років тому

      Stop stealing comments idiot

    • @jatnael6180
      @jatnael6180 5 років тому +2

      What if he just changed his profile and his name

    • @SlyFunkyMonkey
      @SlyFunkyMonkey 5 років тому

      Aw come on stealing my comment lol

    • @Victor-fp2hn
      @Victor-fp2hn 5 років тому +1

      Maria Abundez yeah ok they stole the comment but “idiot” really?

    • @JwstDent
      @JwstDent 5 років тому +1

      I didn’t even look in the comments and I. Did change. My. Name and profile

  • @Gam3r36O
    @Gam3r36O 9 місяців тому +1

    We need a full version of that hold music, I rewinded because it’s just that lit.

  • @Ghost-id6zg
    @Ghost-id6zg 5 років тому +193

    Kyle:*abouts to take dads food*
    Dad: You reaching for my food I’m reaching for my belt.

    • @macademiller8741
      @macademiller8741 5 років тому

      @@HelpMeReachSubs-gf5rv Damn I was about to say that

    • @DARBADARBZ
      @DARBADARBZ 5 років тому

      Yeah I'm not deaf...

    • @Ghost-id6zg
      @Ghost-id6zg 5 років тому

      Luke Darby I know. That’s basically my family sometimes when it comes to food. Especially my mom.

  • @shylathecat_2.075
    @shylathecat_2.075 4 роки тому +702

    Everyone is talking about mcscuse me, but are y’all gonna talk about
    “If you don’t like it you can mcwalk your mclazy self to your mckitchen and make your own food”
    Had me dead xD

    • @marissacalle8492
      @marissacalle8492 4 роки тому +1

      IKR 🤣🤣😭🔥

    • @Flowerboblo
      @Flowerboblo 4 роки тому +8

      And the "cant wait to get you 1 star. And i cant wait to get you 1 sauce" 😂

    • @eljovendemichoacan5040
      @eljovendemichoacan5040 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @justin4347
      @justin4347 4 роки тому +1

      WTF ON MY LIFE ON EVERYTHING I OWN I JUST READ THAT THE SAME TIME IT HAPPENED IN THE VID

    • @abbyocity707
      @abbyocity707 4 роки тому

      I don’t think they can talk about it.... cause they are typing... 😂😜🤷‍♀️

  • @jayhero8811
    @jayhero8811 5 років тому +127

    “If you wanted to have it your way you should’ve called Burger King”
    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @dominquiehoyle881
    @dominquiehoyle881 3 роки тому +2

    3:56 Me at school when I don't want to be there

  • @luvvzitlaly
    @luvvzitlaly 5 років тому +1073

    Kyle:"Well can I at least get a cookie"
    Employee:"NO"!!
    Kyle: "The cookie machine is broken too"!!
    Employee:"Nah! I just don't feel like making those"!!!
    That part had me dead!!!😂😂😂

    • @jajajones7623
      @jajajones7623 5 років тому +2

      Ong 😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @jajajones7623
      @jajajones7623 5 років тому +1

      @Double Tatertot I said on god not oh my God stupid

    • @SlyFunkyMonkey
      @SlyFunkyMonkey 5 років тому

      I also died and cane back to life

    • @SlyFunkyMonkey
      @SlyFunkyMonkey 5 років тому

      @@jajajones7623 btw who even says on god? That sounds stupid as fuck

    • @ChickieDaNuggie
      @ChickieDaNuggie 5 років тому

      Same😂

  • @phaser15yearsago69
    @phaser15yearsago69 4 роки тому +351

    "Now do you wanna order something or play 21 questions?" I died out of laughter
    2:08

  • @shania_fr
    @shania_fr 4 роки тому +128

    "No you cant have water cups cuz u ain't gon get water uh" 😂😂😂

    • @jakeviouspollard9287
      @jakeviouspollard9287 4 роки тому +5

      Sauce a quarter uh what you wanna order no you can't get water cups cause you ain't gone get water uh taking your time get a number 5 the only I'm loving is when the clock hits 5 you get one sauce I don't care if you struggling this McDonalds and you know I'm not loving it

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому

      @Jevil Howw

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому

      @@jakeviouspollard9287 howw

    • @jakeviouspollard9287
      @jakeviouspollard9287 4 роки тому

      @@Momo-zs9nk 😂

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому

      @@jakeviouspollard9287...

  • @julispears4949
    @julispears4949 3 роки тому +8

    When he said "I thought y'all were supposed to be cheap" the waiter should have said "yeah us, not the food"

  • @FernandaMartinez-hb5cq
    @FernandaMartinez-hb5cq 5 років тому +129

    “No you can’t have water cups cause you ain’t gonna get water” ME 😭

  • @dorinasmajli4356
    @dorinasmajli4356 4 роки тому +359

    “Manager machine broke too”
    BEST EXCUSE EVER 😂😂😂

    • @nkpen22
      @nkpen22 4 роки тому +6

      keeps all the Karens away

    • @adventuresofkeke2663
      @adventuresofkeke2663 4 роки тому

      sad thing is i would believe it everything else is broken

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому +1

      It's not the best excuse ever

    • @nkpen22
      @nkpen22 4 роки тому

      Well hello there momo

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 4 роки тому

      @@nkpen22 .........

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 4 роки тому +317

    "If you don't like it, you can Mcwalk to your Mckitchen"
    im dead xD

    • @anariveros5438
      @anariveros5438 3 роки тому +2

      et oui oui mon ami je mapel lafayette teh lancelot of the revolutionary set i came from afar just to say bonsoir to the king- sorry i had to

    • @marquisdelafayette3333
      @marquisdelafayette3333 3 роки тому +2

      Correction your McDead (nice name BTW)

    • @meganlocker9700
      @meganlocker9700 3 роки тому +1

      oo hello there McMarquis de McLafayette

    • @Momo-zs9nk
      @Momo-zs9nk 3 роки тому

      "If you dont like it, you can mcwalk your lazy self to your mckitchen"

    • @msen5030
      @msen5030 3 роки тому

      @@Momo-zs9nk corrected

  • @novasion327
    @novasion327 3 роки тому +3

    manager machine broke too
    IM DIEING 🤣🤣

  • @dankflames2894
    @dankflames2894 5 років тому +314

    So we’re just not going to talk about the McDonald’s hold music

    • @qtmysti9209
      @qtmysti9209 5 років тому +1

      dank flames fire 🔥 was the night of the l safe to see if y’all are coming to get the girls and then after school I’ll be there at the same place I have a couple minutes before the school student and stuff I gotta question was a question about the money that you had left on your phone and you are not working so so sorry if you you guys rn I was just worried that you would be able and to come back and get the stuff to do that you would like me and you could holy shit the same thing happened in my head so so far the best part of it was that it is so yyyytt

    • @dankflames2894
      @dankflames2894 5 років тому

      It’s cosmo what

    • @anonymous475
      @anonymous475 5 років тому +2

      @@qtmysti9209 Is this going to be a trend of people typing random stuff on UA-cam now? 😒

    • @Maria-im7li
      @Maria-im7li 5 років тому

      dank flames Stolen comment.

    • @dankflames2894
      @dankflames2894 5 років тому

      Maria Abundez wdym

  • @myaa2747
    @myaa2747 5 років тому +1520

    Kyle: “Can I at least get a cookie?”
    Employee: “NO”
    Kyle: “the cookie machine is broken to?”
    Employee: “Nah! I just don’t feel like making those!”
    Had me crying 😂😂

    • @gohan6586
      @gohan6586 4 роки тому +37

      Well lemme speak to your manager
      Tha manager machine broke to

    • @lemonlover22
      @lemonlover22 4 роки тому +2

      *Too

    • @kayfreeConsults
      @kayfreeConsults 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 4 роки тому

      @@tarantulateapot sub to me too man!

    • @satrn5496
      @satrn5496 4 роки тому

      You meant had me crying 😂😂😅

  • @drewhzl
    @drewhzl 5 років тому +199

    McDonalds: Oh I got hungry on the way.
    People other than Kyle: I’m loving it!
    Oh and uh 🍪

    • @uveenz
      @uveenz 5 років тому +1

      Hey that last part was my phrase, you just put something else

    • @drewhzl
      @drewhzl 5 років тому +1

      Oh I didn’t know, sry

    • @alicenbanton3926
      @alicenbanton3926 5 років тому +1

      🍪 lies😂😂

    • @drewhzl
      @drewhzl 5 років тому +1

      Oh I just realized cookie boy, the cookie is from his story

  • @autumnk8761
    @autumnk8761 Рік тому +1

    I like when he's reading 'How to Deal with a Crazy Wife & Expensive Kids' its just so funny!!!!! XD

  • @RainyxDayz
    @RainyxDayz 5 років тому +549

    *How to Deal with a crazy wife and Expensive Kids*
    *struggle o's*

    • @sageblade6195
      @sageblade6195 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @NightFML
      @NightFML 5 років тому +2

      Im weak af i watched so many times🤣

  • @diditheslayer4854
    @diditheslayer4854 4 роки тому +264

    “Get inside lookin like a Walmart brand Will Smith.”

    • @yeetskeet6181
      @yeetskeet6181 4 роки тому

      Haha 69

    • @noahb0216
      @noahb0216 4 роки тому

      Copied comment

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 4 роки тому

      HAHAHA THAT SLAYED ME 😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolasgarcia5672
      @nicolasgarcia5672 4 роки тому +1

      @@noahb0216 that's literally from the video

    • @noahb0216
      @noahb0216 4 роки тому

      @@nicolasgarcia5672 I know but someone else said the same thing but before this person

  • @jimpiersol2069
    @jimpiersol2069 4 роки тому +193

    "lemme speak to your manager."
    "sorry, the manager machine is broke too."
    *karen is coming for you*

  • @ronnyjrkhambule4961
    @ronnyjrkhambule4961 3 роки тому +1

    Struggle O's killed me😂😂😂

  • @artdrenaline3293
    @artdrenaline3293 4 роки тому +143

    “A number 1”
    “You got my son?”
    That was awesome😂

  • @idfk399
    @idfk399 5 років тому +86

    i know the joke about the manager machine is broken.......
    I stepped on a cornflake...
    now im a cereal killer

  • @teamrwby1581
    @teamrwby1581 5 років тому +180

    Can you make a song for the MacDonalds holding music

    • @Gamerwolf-te9ul
      @Gamerwolf-te9ul 5 років тому +5

      It should be called McDonald's waiting track.

    • @never_plugg2012
      @never_plugg2012 5 років тому +1

      Sauce a quarter uh whatu wanna order uh

  • @Im_Sup3r
    @Im_Sup3r 3 роки тому +18

    Fun fact: McDonalds delivers now

  • @walkerstalker0453
    @walkerstalker0453 5 років тому +75

    "If you wanted it your way you should have called burger king" 😂😂😂

  • @Kotanks-pc9vu
    @Kotanks-pc9vu 5 років тому +165

    Kyle: it took 2 hours cant i get something for free
    McDonald's employee: you can get this complimentary 2 piece no sause👊😂😂

  • @GarrettPahl
    @GarrettPahl 5 років тому +333

    UA-cam and school is hard
    well done

  • @Marcelinooo.o
    @Marcelinooo.o 2 місяці тому +1

    That hold music from McDonald’s took me out🤣😭!!

  • @trey_950
    @trey_950 5 років тому +260

    I got hungry on the way bod bop bop bopa 😂 Good job Kyle keep up the grind #getkyleto10mil 🙏

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +15

      I'm calling it: 10M by 2021

    • @trey_950
      @trey_950 5 років тому +4

      Kyle Exum I believe you will just keep up the good work maybe sooner

    • @kolmikaelson840
      @kolmikaelson840 5 років тому +2

      I'm sorry but if that ever happened to me, we be fighting.

    • @trey_950
      @trey_950 5 років тому

      Cody Borstel lol

  • @Hercynem
    @Hercynem 4 роки тому +82

    lol when he said "oh have a nice day bada ba ba ba" i died of laughter

  • @some.gay.6691
    @some.gay.6691 4 роки тому +955

    Me at McDonald's: Can I have some napkins?
    McDonald's worker: I'm sorry we don't sell napkins.
    Me:Oh I'm sorry can I have some Mcnapkins?
    McDonald's Worker: Of course!

    • @thelastramzy6499
      @thelastramzy6499 4 роки тому +19

      That’s used from a vine

    • @some.gay.6691
      @some.gay.6691 4 роки тому +20

      @@thelastramzy6499 I know! Just wanted to put it out there to possibly make someones day!

    • @thelastramzy6499
      @thelastramzy6499 4 роки тому +14

      Simpli_Wolfie _Gacha it was one of my favorite vines so respect

    • @dillanwiemer5564
      @dillanwiemer5564 4 роки тому +6

      that'll be 15 dollars!

    • @that_mikefr
      @that_mikefr 4 роки тому +4

      Dillan Wiemer dat expensive