breaking 1,845,056 bones by failing to do backflips

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  • @CherubiJubell
    @CherubiJubell 3 роки тому +148

    Gray: Don't skip leg day!
    Girl: I didn't. The grill's hood shattered my kneecap and my soul.

  • @twisterman4184
    @twisterman4184 3 роки тому +370

    Gray: Tastes leathery like delicious felonies
    Me: hey that's pretty good

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 3 роки тому +8

      I haven’t even heard him say it but sounds just like gray

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 3 роки тому +6

      @@jessicaconner1242 he says it at 8:44

    • @eagleheart2203
      @eagleheart2203 3 роки тому +6

      My felonies will prevent me from getting a machinegun, but not anything else

    • @pebbylebby
      @pebbylebby 3 роки тому +5

      No one touch it. There are 111 likes

    • @Moxie4YT
      @Moxie4YT 3 роки тому +3

      I first thought that was a SMG4 reference

  • @byrdyboi
    @byrdyboi 3 роки тому +875

    Gray: literally all of his content
    Satan: well I just wanted to say that I’m a huge fan.....

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep9 3 роки тому +146

    Gray: there's not that many bones in the human body
    Me: who said that was a human body?

    • @valantisalatsas7249
      @valantisalatsas7249 3 роки тому +5

      it could have been tho, 206 bones, and she was carrying 4 more to feed her dog or something

    • @literallyfckingjesus5334
      @literallyfckingjesus5334 3 роки тому +2

      r/whoosh

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 3 роки тому +4

      I get the joke but what if she bore the same bone twice?

    • @BrotherBot3000
      @BrotherBot3000 3 роки тому

      Break a bone break one of the two pieces ya got left, you just broke the same bone twice.

    • @abadgamersperspective3111
      @abadgamersperspective3111 3 роки тому

      Is everyone forgetting how there are 260 bones in the human body?

  • @electriclies7565
    @electriclies7565 3 роки тому +755

    When you hear "Alright", you know things are about to get serious.

    • @tristantheoofer2
      @tristantheoofer2 3 роки тому +10

      alright

    • @moominwithaknife4321
      @moominwithaknife4321 3 роки тому +25

      And when you hear “stay foxy, much love” you know things are about to calm down.

    • @jaquiengledow9857
      @jaquiengledow9857 3 роки тому +12

      Hey, um Gray..... There is 210 bones in the human body..... There's actually 306

    • @iamthevenin6725
      @iamthevenin6725 3 роки тому +7

      Yes.

    • @Mr.Rogers91
      @Mr.Rogers91 3 роки тому +8

      It’s the best intro and so simple. As a long time viewer it just came one day and it’s perfect

  • @cosmicstar6072
    @cosmicstar6072 3 роки тому +223

    “Alright”
    Everyone at the end of 2020: “WAIT HOLD UP-“

    • @O-B-ZZSCENE
      @O-B-ZZSCENE 3 роки тому +8

      *I love your profile pic it's very m a n l y*

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 роки тому +3

      Cosmic Star Wdym?

    • @shogunbirds6589
      @shogunbirds6589 3 роки тому +11

      On new years, rather than saying "Happy new year!" I am going to say "Jumanji!!" maybe that way things will get better.

    • @StarLovesTheNight
      @StarLovesTheNight 3 роки тому +2

      @@shogunbirds6589 same

    • @katpersona982
      @katpersona982 3 роки тому +3

      @@O-B-ZZSCENE *yeshh very m a n l y*

  • @Egg-d4mn3d
    @Egg-d4mn3d 3 роки тому +170

    Character : "I wanna be in assassin's creed!"
    * breaks spine on the wagon *

  • @wild_goose_0285
    @wild_goose_0285 3 роки тому +72

    Bones: Exist.
    Gray: I know, I have them.
    Bones: Can be turned to dust in this game.
    Gray: Hold my Nattie Light.

  • @xmelonx6127
    @xmelonx6127 3 роки тому +188

    Gray- Alright
    People in the games: FUUUUUUUU-

    • @nihachu2031
      @nihachu2031 3 роки тому +7

      Are u ending it with a k or a n?
      Just curious...

    • @FloridaManGraySTOP
      @FloridaManGraySTOP 3 роки тому +5

      Me: Well, another day another death, right?

    • @xmelonx6127
      @xmelonx6127 3 роки тому +4

      @@nihachu2031 depends on who he’s doing the video on 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @epiccow288
      @epiccow288 3 роки тому +2

      Pancakes Syrup yeah the sims are used to it

  • @pmayhew9709
    @pmayhew9709 3 роки тому +333

    "Alright"
    The words all people never want to hear from Gray

  • @skyehighkrisi7080
    @skyehighkrisi7080 3 роки тому +267

    I swear, if Gray was the president, when he says “Alright” you know WW3 is beginning

  • @aoife.e.d.927
    @aoife.e.d.927 3 роки тому +205

    “Alright”- Boss Music Starts

    • @mtdeeley
      @mtdeeley 3 роки тому +7

      deep fried megalovania

    • @roninh9412
      @roninh9412 3 роки тому +5

      *Doom soundtrack plays*

    • @andermousecheese5609
      @andermousecheese5609 3 роки тому +3

      Giorno s theme starts playing

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 3 роки тому +3

      You feel vibrations from deep below.
      The destroyer has awoken

    • @andermousecheese5609
      @andermousecheese5609 3 роки тому +2

      @@truenightsedge4163 he breaks the floor and comes out covered in lava and blood

  • @-RHYT-
    @-RHYT- 3 роки тому +33

    You know it’s going to be the best damn day when gray uploads

  • @joshuaislingr6384
    @joshuaislingr6384 3 роки тому +27

    Gray: “I unlocked the Grim Reaper”
    Me: *wheezing laughter*

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 роки тому +25

    Other dudes: "WHAT THE HELL IS OUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR DOING?? HE'S TRYNA SHRED HIS RAYCONS..."
    Neighbors who knew Gray enough by now: "Oh Gray's tryna shred another case of Raycons, huh?"
    Gray: "BREAK ALREADY DAMMIT"

  • @toastedcheeserat
    @toastedcheeserat 3 роки тому +69

    Idea: The Sims but every time there's a urine puddle, you place a toilet there.

    • @LiGTY
      @LiGTY 3 роки тому +1

      is dis de real saiki k???
      xD

    • @notlobster7048
      @notlobster7048 3 роки тому

      @@LiGTY no, no I don't think so

    • @LiGTY
      @LiGTY 3 роки тому +1

      @@notlobster7048 i know i was kidding

    • @notlobster7048
      @notlobster7048 3 роки тому +1

      Same here, I just wanted to respond with a meme

    • @LiGTY
      @LiGTY 3 роки тому +1

      @@notlobster7048 noice

  • @JokeHatesItHere
    @JokeHatesItHere 3 роки тому +48

    At the 'end' of 2020 we're just gonna hear a loud "Alright" eco across the earth and know that we're screwed

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 роки тому +10

      You know, I could swear i heard that at the *beginning* of 2020. 🤔

    • @davidbutler8927
      @davidbutler8927 3 роки тому +1

      @@BennyLlama39 samee

    • @Elysiummmm__
      @Elysiummmm__ 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe this time he says „alright, so we‘re back“

    • @nicmackowey510
      @nicmackowey510 3 роки тому +1

      i think we already are screwed just have entertainment along the way

    • @georgekhoory1521
      @georgekhoory1521 3 роки тому +1

      If it will end...

  • @_I_dont_know_what_to_put_
    @_I_dont_know_what_to_put_ 3 роки тому +31

    Gray: 210 broken bones! there's not that many bones in the human body!
    Me: A normal adult human skeleton consists of 206 named bones (or 213 if each of the nine fused vertebrae of the sacrum and coccyx are counted as independent bones). But what do I know?

    • @kaajjaak
      @kaajjaak 3 роки тому +6

      Also the argument was invalid since the character was a robot

    • @xd_mihael
      @xd_mihael 3 роки тому +5

      or if we say because it is a video game and it is a robot it could be a baby and have 260 bones

    • @_I_dont_know_what_to_put_
      @_I_dont_know_what_to_put_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@kaajjaak But he said and I quote "there's not that many bones in the human body" key word HUMAN

    • @taelarmarowski3101
      @taelarmarowski3101 3 роки тому +1

      *ROOKIE NUMBERS*

    • @eagleheart2203
      @eagleheart2203 3 роки тому +1

      @@_I_dont_know_what_to_put_ and on top of that, the game doesn't necessarily mean that 90 or 100 or 341 separate bones were broken, but that same bone having multiple breaks all counts as broken bones.

  • @Alias_Morktooth
    @Alias_Morktooth 3 роки тому +24

    nobody:
    graystillplays: "that was a direct head landing"

  • @bioscar4998
    @bioscar4998 3 роки тому +97

    Let's cause more pain and suffering!
    Gray: I've actually harmed myself more than others-
    Either way lets cause pain! :D

  • @luigiistcrazy
    @luigiistcrazy 3 роки тому +123

    I'm living in Germany, so it's exactly midnight...
    Brain: go to bed!
    Finger: nope...

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 3 роки тому +2

      Your brain: *that is not allowed*

    • @domp5014
      @domp5014 3 роки тому +2

      *Wait that’s illegal*

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 3 роки тому +4

      Well since it's midnight in Germany
      Guten morgen 🙂

    • @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349
      @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 3 роки тому +2

      My brain says the same, but it knows me too well.
      Brain: *cryes* I just wana go to bed...

  • @elenawimsey5714
    @elenawimsey5714 3 роки тому +6

    The last hour has been torture. Saw the notification on my mobile flash up, but it was JUST out of reach. My cat was sleeping on my lap, so there was no way I could move. So I had to sit there and wonder how Gray was making a virtual person's life hell today, but couldn't actually press play. 😭😅

  • @liamg1748
    @liamg1748 3 роки тому +15

    Gray: “Alcoholism!!!”
    Me: No, just milk.
    Gray: “Alcoholic milk!!!”

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 роки тому +7

    Gray: “Now I’m just wondering how badly I can break this game?”
    Game development team: “It just got very cold in here.”

  • @thecatpersonuk9962
    @thecatpersonuk9962 3 роки тому +10

    How many veritable do you want to break?
    Gray and the game: *YES*
    Who ever the hell liked thx
    Ya made my day at 02:55 am
    Yes I have crippling depression and insomnia

  • @breadgaming8933
    @breadgaming8933 3 роки тому +65

    Alternative title: Doing backflips on a mobile game for 15 minutes

  • @sideshowsalami5182
    @sideshowsalami5182 3 роки тому +8

    7:08 - Me on the toilet while watching this video

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 роки тому +4

    "Then Godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime-" 8:40

  • @anxiety_is_imminent
    @anxiety_is_imminent 3 роки тому +4

    I got ditched by my friends during trick-or-treating, walked around alone for a bit the came home and cryed. Thanks for cheering me up a little grey.

    • @unoreverse-qe5dk
      @unoreverse-qe5dk Рік тому

      any friends who ditch others are jackasses. But anyone who tries to ditch someone on halloween while trick-or-treating deserves to go to the pits of hell..

  • @suchiman123
    @suchiman123 3 роки тому +4

    Sarah Croft, for when you need to find the artifacts before the terminators from the future do.

  • @whatinthesamhell169
    @whatinthesamhell169 3 роки тому +3

    "Oh I finally got head" -Gray, 2020

  • @SsgssDrew
    @SsgssDrew 3 роки тому +2

    I was like hey gray jump through the tire! Gray: I actually made it in the tire! Me: Mission complete

  • @davehudlow_x3441
    @davehudlow_x3441 3 роки тому +10

    Gray: I don't think a thong would be appropriate attire.
    Me: Would a thong make you more aero-dynamic or am I wrong.

  • @bdr_draw.ax.
    @bdr_draw.ax. 3 роки тому +3

    I like how it just say "you'll be fine" when your just breaking EVRY BONE IN YOUR BODY

  • @nikolaaston5239
    @nikolaaston5239 3 роки тому +1

    This game would usually make me incredibly sad and genuinely insulted, but then I remember who I’m watching and that keeps me sane

  • @luigidisanpietro3720
    @luigidisanpietro3720 3 роки тому +7

    American Congress: *WE NOW HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE* for each and every citizen.
    Floridamen:

  • @Potato-xk8if
    @Potato-xk8if 3 роки тому +4

    Ah yes, The most beautiful intro you have ever seen.

  • @mrmeeseeks5986
    @mrmeeseeks5986 3 роки тому +3

    Just downloaded this game looking forward to yeeeting myself off everything lol

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 роки тому +4

    Alright, so we’re checking out the only channel that breaks their back my distorting reality
    It’s GrayStillPlays

  • @roninh9412
    @roninh9412 3 роки тому +9

    If I didnt hear "alright..." everyday k would go insane

    • @Sidurca
      @Sidurca 3 роки тому

      Hehe first person to like your comment

    • @roninh9412
      @roninh9412 3 роки тому

      👌

  • @bluedred7814
    @bluedred7814 3 роки тому +3

    "alright"
    *dark souls boss music starts*

  • @kittykatmeow2504
    @kittykatmeow2504 3 роки тому +3

    Love ya Gray you are so damn hilarious 😂❤

  • @SpeedDemonStar
    @SpeedDemonStar 3 роки тому

    I NEED more GrayStillPlays videos of this game!!! This game is PERFECT for this channel!

  • @Paattel
    @Paattel 3 роки тому +1

    4:17
    Dad: somethings new on the menu!
    Literally everyone at the party: woohoo!

  • @boywolfyjr9630
    @boywolfyjr9630 3 роки тому +3

    This game says “screw you” to Newton!

  • @theoriginalblood7050
    @theoriginalblood7050 3 роки тому +3

    Day 35 of asking Gray to finish playing The Long Dark, Wintermute.

  • @yodecthegiant
    @yodecthegiant 3 роки тому

    Everytime I hear you say "Alright" at the beggining of your videos it makes me genuinely happy. Your content legit helps me. It's extremely therapeutic especially because I work long days in retail. It's nice to come home and relax while I watch your videos and forget about the day. I love your content and I hope you're happy making it because it makes life a lil better. Thanks Gray. ❤️

  • @johncolletti1984
    @johncolletti1984 3 роки тому +2

    Game:there are limits
    Gray: I’m just going to pretend I never say that ok let’s go

  • @Cam_Can_Play
    @Cam_Can_Play 3 роки тому +3

    “It’s like I’m renting bones just to break them!”

    • @dafrag1604
      @dafrag1604 3 роки тому +1

      Lol I read that just as he was saying it

  • @DARKMXTH
    @DARKMXTH 3 роки тому +5

    I actually broke my arm in basketball and my coach was like “walk it off” and I used my other arm to knock his ass in the floor then I went to the principal and I got sent home

    • @rei-der2042
      @rei-der2042 3 роки тому +2

      Did the coach get fired or you got suspended?

    • @DARKMXTH
      @DARKMXTH 3 роки тому +2

      @@rei-der2042 The coach got fired

  • @billlu7744
    @billlu7744 3 роки тому +2

    Whenever gray says “Alright” u know there is a bomb coming from space to land..

  • @keisoogacha
    @keisoogacha 3 роки тому +1

    I always die laughing every time I watch one of his videos-

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 3 роки тому

      Can ya say hi to Satan and the grim reaper for me. And tell them I might come by to play poker with them tomorrow

  • @kaleish4155
    @kaleish4155 3 роки тому +3

    Me: First
    UA-cam: How about no

  • @drejon5874
    @drejon5874 3 роки тому +1

    6:03 gray turning into an Australian.

  • @teensybones2674
    @teensybones2674 3 роки тому

    I love the fact that gray titles his videos amount of bones eviscerated.

  • @theshadowjack6741
    @theshadowjack6741 3 роки тому +1

    Gray: *Breaks half of his bones*
    The Game: You’ll be fine.

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 3 роки тому +1

    I really feel like developers are being -created- spawned from the depths of hell just to make games for Gray.

  • @poshnoshloshyt7384
    @poshnoshloshyt7384 3 роки тому +1

    Man this channel is so entertainingly awesome

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 3 роки тому +1

    "My girl over here scorpioning in in half!"- Graystillplays, 2020

  • @danielsanchez4962
    @danielsanchez4962 3 роки тому +1

    I love how he always says “Alright” at the start of every video.

  • @emmasimcox7916
    @emmasimcox7916 3 роки тому +1

    Grey really do be brightening my days

  • @genricjohn
    @genricjohn 3 роки тому +1

    "How many repost of how many ______ do you want?"
    Graystillplays: "yes."

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 3 роки тому

    "At this point I'm just crowdsurfing into cactuses" GrayStillPlays, 2020.
    That's definitely going up on my wall and my journal now

  • @lillybrierley7338
    @lillybrierley7338 3 роки тому +2

    “don’t me i’m just cleaning the floor with my tongue”

  • @MariaRamos-oe3xm
    @MariaRamos-oe3xm 3 роки тому

    Tbh, Gray can make the simplest games even more entertaining 👁👄👁

  • @katastrophy4027
    @katastrophy4027 3 роки тому

    He’s finally playing a game that I’ve played before. This is gonna be great

  • @myrmatta1
    @myrmatta1 3 роки тому +2

    I see why he's named "Oopsy". The collision programming for him was the oopsy!

  • @pokebrickssamgaming2631
    @pokebrickssamgaming2631 3 роки тому +1

    Wow good video for Halloween because this video is about breaking bones

  • @fox-milessavioroffoxes3782
    @fox-milessavioroffoxes3782 3 роки тому

    I’m glad Gray feels my pain when it comes to this game

  • @Sexynhomeless0092
    @Sexynhomeless0092 2 роки тому +1

    When u said "I'm just checking my toenails" I laughed so hard I hurt my ribs hahaha

  • @KieranBaack
    @KieranBaack 3 роки тому +1

    2:13
    Edits: WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bypenandprinciple8985
    @bypenandprinciple8985 3 роки тому +1

    Parents: Why do you like this channel? GRAY: There's alot of CACTUS MOLESTATION going on here.

  • @naddy3632
    @naddy3632 3 роки тому +1

    lands face on a cactus
    "hmm taste like aloe vera"

  • @Ymieee
    @Ymieee 3 роки тому

    5:03 i like when the firefighter already prepare for that

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab 3 роки тому

    Gray; like scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime
    Me:
    *THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!*

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 3 роки тому

    "Why can't i fall on the cactus when it grows up?"
    *_"NIP-IT-IN-THE-BUD, THEY SAY...!"_*
    -Arin "Egoraptor" "Grump" Hansen, Game Grumps' "Battle Kid part 3"

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 3 роки тому

    Love the scorpion in the thumbnail. Takes me back to when ridiculousness was still making new episodes

  • @ariannadorsey6214
    @ariannadorsey6214 3 роки тому +1

    "Sarah Scoth reporting for death."
    Ah yes, sounds normal.

  • @galaxyi.n.o.h3953
    @galaxyi.n.o.h3953 3 роки тому

    I really like how good he is at editing the picture with bones it is so cool

  • @gabimunja3636
    @gabimunja3636 3 роки тому +1

    Someone:Grey what noumber u use most?
    Grey:yes

  • @zoomie_zoomie2240
    @zoomie_zoomie2240 3 роки тому

    This is the funniest channel that I came across😂😂

  • @fallen4745
    @fallen4745 3 роки тому +1

    If you ever hear Gray's voice and you're a game character you know you're gonna die

  • @thegriffinsfamily6620
    @thegriffinsfamily6620 3 роки тому +1

    Great video gray! Its important to be positive in these times! (:

  • @crablord8499
    @crablord8499 3 роки тому +1

    Gray: Robbing the bank from the front door?
    Me: Yeah?
    Gray: ROOKIE NUMBERS
    Me; WHAT NUMBERS

  • @SlothTheUnlucky
    @SlothTheUnlucky 3 роки тому

    You know when I get notified I like the video even before I start watching it.

  • @B2827M
    @B2827M 3 роки тому +1

    0:05 Gray:. Break me Totally: Hey!

  • @Ryukai-san
    @Ryukai-san 3 роки тому +1

    I am now going to be hearing "Be-Doop doop-doop" for the rest of the day.....

  • @Roperational_YT
    @Roperational_YT 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like even if Gray made his own game, he would still try to break it 😂

  • @motiveone3814
    @motiveone3814 3 роки тому +1

    Hey man I’m a big fan your videos r great and u r one of the only you tubers that make me laugh!!

  • @netherqueen5891
    @netherqueen5891 3 роки тому +1

    Alexa: discombobulates
    Game: walk it off

  • @needsleep1207
    @needsleep1207 3 роки тому

    Ahhhh a Gray Still Plays episode
    My day is now complete!

  • @apvanlaan
    @apvanlaan 3 роки тому

    6:02 It's finally happened, Gray has become Australian Man

  • @veta5675
    @veta5675 3 роки тому

    graystillplays is the funniest homicidal maniac of all times like if he went to jail they would let him out from how funny he is

  • @zaynedeaver8092
    @zaynedeaver8092 3 роки тому +1

    Gray:is this level 69. Me :fu#k ya Gray:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢

  • @Leah-sq2vz
    @Leah-sq2vz 3 роки тому

    Anyone amused when gray is like "ahh piss" 😂 idk why I find it amusing

  • @elizabethmorrow1022
    @elizabethmorrow1022 3 роки тому

    Gray: At this point I'm just crowd surfing into cactuses
    No one:
    Me: It's actually cacti

  • @sirapw6455
    @sirapw6455 3 роки тому

    I think this is the first time I have played a game before Gray has

  • @Reacher4180
    @Reacher4180 3 роки тому

    This is actually the first mobile game I've watched Gray play that I wanted to play. If only this was sponsored.

  • @samlevy9897
    @samlevy9897 3 роки тому

    Gray, you should play Teardown. It’s yet another game where you go steal stuff and commit other assorted crimes, but it’s pixelated and you can use everything from sledgehammers to pipe bombs to destroy *everything* including the buildings, the vehicles, the roads, etc.

  • @thetijerina3504
    @thetijerina3504 3 роки тому

    Tell me why every time I watch a gray still plays vid I always laugh so hard