UNHhhh Ep 34: "Kids and Parenthood" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

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  • @LizardbethArt
    @LizardbethArt 8 років тому +3220

    Katya's weezing loosing-her-shit hysterical laughter will NEVER get old

    • @Tason123
      @Tason123 8 років тому +37

      LizardbethArt It will never get as old as she is at least

    • @LilliC98
      @LilliC98 8 років тому +54

      LizardbethArt I made her laugh like that one time and it was one of the proudest moments of my life

    • @MsCherade9
      @MsCherade9 8 років тому +7

      LizardbethArt That's how I laugh. Most people think you are mentally deranged and about to hurt someone if you do it in public...

    • @MaNuBeadless
      @MaNuBeadless 7 років тому +1

      LizardbethArt omg girl, tell us about it

    • @paramoretony
      @paramoretony 7 років тому +2

      LOSING** WTF IS WRONG W YALL BEING ILLITERATE W FUCKING LOOSE AND LOSE

  • @voguer8178
    @voguer8178 8 років тому +4183

    'All tree.... all shade" omfg I completely lost it

  • @xemilybeanx1925
    @xemilybeanx1925 5 років тому +3500

    "Darling if you have a baby, you cant be the baby" ive never related so hard😂

    • @SaintElmo8
      @SaintElmo8 4 роки тому +23

      xEmily Beanx that’s a quote from the movie overboard

    • @jollyfighter7319
      @jollyfighter7319 4 роки тому +10

      „Ma-ma“

    • @zoesmybaby
      @zoesmybaby 4 роки тому +1

      @@SaintElmo8 original gets credit of course, but also just true

    • @thatlyingwitchinyourwardro3893
      @thatlyingwitchinyourwardro3893 3 роки тому +1

      The movie Overboard 😩❤️❤️❤️

    • @dank5913
      @dank5913 3 роки тому +1

      I’m a tagging oGoldie Hawn

  • @Snookii1222
    @Snookii1222 4 роки тому +5482

    To this day I can still never expect whether Katya is going to say “absolutely” or “absolutely not”

  • @ndremas1660
    @ndremas1660 2 роки тому +2129

    “Make sure your reproductive rights aren’t taken away by a monster.” Katya was a suth sayer 5 years ago.

  • @classylil05
    @classylil05 8 років тому +2092

    I need a 30 minute long video of Katya laughing.

    • @goroke8470
      @goroke8470 8 років тому +26

      I'm pretty sure internet will have one for an hour

    • @classylil05
      @classylil05 8 років тому +10

      cosmic clearance , one could only hope. Her silent laugh tickles me

    • @MutterSchnabeltier
      @MutterSchnabeltier 6 років тому +3

      I would not survive watching that

    • @fania_mania
      @fania_mania 5 років тому

      yes please

    • @layma5113
      @layma5113 3 роки тому +2

      The channel called "keetah jeffrey" did one not long ago, it's perfect 😂😍

  • @XxdextriousxX
    @XxdextriousxX 5 років тому +1650

    “Show me the PBS documents receipts” is my new saying

    • @kosmoboi
      @kosmoboi 4 роки тому +25

      Sorry but it’s “show me the PBS documentary receipts”

  • @stripedbandit5252
    @stripedbandit5252 4 роки тому +2809

    Just two biological women talking at the parent teacher conference

    • @ainsleyviolet5830
      @ainsleyviolet5830 4 роки тому +60

      Lesbians. The teacher can't even handle it

    • @stripedbandit5252
      @stripedbandit5252 4 роки тому +56

      @@ainsleyviolet5830 Omggg not even married lesbians like two lesbians who just appeared cause they needed to find somewhere to sit

    • @relaxcody
      @relaxcody 3 роки тому +7

      I'M NOT JOKIN', BITCH! 🌠

    • @sophiewellman920
      @sophiewellman920 2 роки тому +3

      I remember the first few months of watching Trixie and Katya I thought they were actually biological women and I was so confused whenever they did something without makeup 😂

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Рік тому +1

      PTA moms

  • @helenarc5790
    @helenarc5790 5 років тому +4157

    “The amniotic fluid” miss Katya is lowkey so smart and educated

    • @helenarc5790
      @helenarc5790 5 років тому +47

      I stand by this

    • @alvinabulencia4728
      @alvinabulencia4728 4 роки тому +180

      she went to community college

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 4 роки тому +7

      Alvin Abulencia was gonna say this

    • @momococo8695
      @momococo8695 4 роки тому +121

      @@alvinabulencia4728 it says on google she went to boston university for a year and transferred to an art school. she's pretty heckin smart.

    • @artemusclydefrog9857
      @artemusclydefrog9857 4 роки тому +36

      Oh she educated!

  • @Ma-yv4ji
    @Ma-yv4ji 2 роки тому +910

    "To make sure your reproductive rights aren't taken away by a monster"
    Miss Katya as always seeing into the future 💀

    • @robynanne1707
      @robynanne1707 Рік тому +9

      She often has a third eye so im not surprised

  • @madmandonna1
    @madmandonna1 8 років тому +1989

    I really needed this today, it's been a fucking awful few weeks and all it takes is Katya's uncontrollable laugh and I instantly light up.

    • @PooBuhmz
      @PooBuhmz 8 років тому +16

      Dexter The Cat we're in the same boat my friend. I've been looking forward to UNHhhh with the week of shit ive been dealt.

    • @LivLearnsLife
      @LivLearnsLife 8 років тому +14

      I hope you both have a better week this week. ❤️

    • @Katie_123-4
      @Katie_123-4 8 років тому +5

      Same

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 8 років тому +15

      same. i feel your struggle. it's been a rough few months for me as well. you aren't in this alone xx

    • @millicent275
      @millicent275 8 років тому +4

      same

  • @bradygrahe3859
    @bradygrahe3859 6 років тому +861

    Katya’s requirements to be a baby include:
    Skin

  • @robottnuggetss
    @robottnuggetss 8 років тому +382

    THE EDITORS DESERVE AN AWARD! TRACY MARTEL AND KATIE DESERVE AN AWARD! CALVIN AND TJ DESERVE AN AWARD! KATYA'S FAN DESERVE AN AWARD!!!

  • @user-jr1vf7in8j
    @user-jr1vf7in8j 2 роки тому +351

    "to make sure that your reproductive rights are not going to be taken away by a monster"
    this aged well

  • @judahosborne8868
    @judahosborne8868 3 роки тому +109

    The way Katya so aggressively loves her parents is amazing to me ✨✨✨ we live for that

  • @saixuno3886
    @saixuno3886 8 років тому +155

    Calvin is just tucked for the gods.

  • @sissyswift5173
    @sissyswift5173 8 років тому +4890

    My ex was born without a sternum and he use to keep his phone in the hole in his chest laying down.. that is all

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 5 років тому +1189

      Sissy Swift I know this comment is two years old but I want you to know that it haunts me

    • @welfareprincess
      @welfareprincess 5 років тому +108

      Jaz Helton LMAOOOOOOO

    • @kuurodi
      @kuurodi 5 років тому +45

      Jaz Helton same 💀💀

    • @gengarcrobat1576
      @gengarcrobat1576 5 років тому +48

      It's December 2019, but that is genius

    • @sethvalentine2873
      @sethvalentine2873 4 роки тому +161

      2020. Did he use to use it as an ashtray or put sunflower seed shells in it at least?

  • @elizabethmok554
    @elizabethmok554 4 роки тому +72

    i love that as an adult katya is able to investigate the complexities of religion and spirituality with her parents.

  • @ait8551
    @ait8551 4 роки тому +881

    Janet from another planet. Is katyas daughter Janet the planet from s12 makeover

  • @mariahcastillo731
    @mariahcastillo731 8 років тому +2917

    TJ looks like Bianca del Rio out of drag

    • @tamxsimunovic
      @tamxsimunovic 8 років тому +42

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!

    • @jeni150023
      @jeni150023 8 років тому +22

      Mariah Castillo i thought that was the roxxxy puppet

    • @libbythemudkip8628
      @libbythemudkip8628 8 років тому +26

      Mariah Castillo he actually looks like the puppet they use in the mini challenge lol

    • @sashafierce6030
      @sashafierce6030 8 років тому +12

      Libby The Mudkip it's the same brand of puppets

    • @sashafierce6030
      @sashafierce6030 8 років тому +8

      jeni150023 it's both the Roxxxy and Bianca puppet they were on different seasons

  • @aniraminom
    @aniraminom 8 років тому +1813

    Hi, I'm the chemical burn from the spiral perm.
    ACTUALLY DEAD.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PopcornEmma
    @PopcornEmma 8 років тому +884

    janet from anotha planet is my drag name

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 6 років тому +19

      Emma Popcorn ladies x gentlewomen coming to the stage: the skinny legend, the icon, the one x only Janet from Anotha Planet!! Werq bish!!!

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 5 років тому +7

      *"planet schmanet, janet"*

  • @heyoavacado1014
    @heyoavacado1014 4 роки тому +770

    3 years ago Trixie: I think I want kids
    Now Trixie: I don’t want children at all

    • @nicky5407
      @nicky5407 4 роки тому +8

      HeyoAvacado wait where did she say that lol?

    • @chicknorton8839
      @chicknorton8839 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicky5407 I second this, the public demand to know!!!

    • @miaeliii
      @miaeliii 3 роки тому +8

      and now she’s back to considering it

    • @porbidapastelann
      @porbidapastelann 3 роки тому +4

      she goes back and forth

    • @liznolan391
      @liznolan391 2 роки тому +6

      She's gonna have an oopsie pregnancy at 35 and realize this may be her last chance to have children and that's when she'll become a dad

  • @rachelyuro4506
    @rachelyuro4506 3 роки тому +63

    When Trixie says that parenting is scary and Katya’s like “it’s more than scary, it sucks” LMAOO

  • @caleb-hb9bf
    @caleb-hb9bf 8 років тому +834

    "I'm the Chemical Burn from the Spiral Perm." Jesus.

  • @lisatheintuitive
    @lisatheintuitive 8 років тому +813

    HEALTH WARNING: Do not watch while eating dinner as there is a choking hazard from laughing so hard you start crying!! The editors really take this show to the next level!

    • @shealyndj
      @shealyndj 8 років тому +5

      I just drooled on myself because I was eating and started laughing but while trying to keep the food from falling out of my mouth. I cant with them...

    • @itsjustjimbo
      @itsjustjimbo 5 років тому +2

      No matter how old this comment is, it is just right! Cus I am eating and drinking whilst watching this. And it happend. I laughed so loud. And the cafeteria went silent, so many students looked at me. And I said "Oh well, I did it!" And everyone found it funny. And I walked out.

    • @Satansfeverdream
      @Satansfeverdream 5 років тому

      Too late

    • @Box2able
      @Box2able 4 роки тому +1

      All food is a chocking hazard.

    • @mariaconway405
      @mariaconway405 4 роки тому

      I've been drinkin tea watching this i nearly choked

  • @FriendJamie
    @FriendJamie 8 років тому +1557

    This whole series gives me so much life I simply cannot!

  • @yessitorres3036
    @yessitorres3036 2 роки тому +224

    I should have written to my local representative to not get my "reproductive rights take away by a monster" thanks babe

  • @sarahs8934
    @sarahs8934 3 роки тому +43

    "I get that maternal instinct to have children until I see a child"
    GURRRLL SAAAMMMMEEE

  • @magitosl
    @magitosl 8 років тому +689

    I aspire to find a soulmate that will laugh as sincerely as Katya does to Trixie. #Goals

  • @gagasluxury7458
    @gagasluxury7458 8 років тому +1822

    I want a special for the new year that lasts 24 hours pls

    • @AnxiousGary
      @AnxiousGary 8 років тому +8

      gagasluxury 24 hours is a good start.

    • @MOONSIP2
      @MOONSIP2 8 років тому +1

      Thank you! Can't get enough!

    • @mexikunt
      @mexikunt 8 років тому +2

      gagasluxury Or a live holiday special with guests.

    • @gagasluxury7458
      @gagasluxury7458 8 років тому +1

      ***** but if its live they cant edit with funny stuff

    • @prunellalefay
      @prunellalefay 8 років тому +18

      A live stream would be great.A lot of the periscope broadcasts are hilarious.All improve & spontaneous.It's gold

  • @MaeAnnFlower
    @MaeAnnFlower 8 років тому +315

    Moms really do whisper in the kids ear in the store 😂😂😂😂

  • @notavailabletilltomorrow
    @notavailabletilltomorrow 4 роки тому +133

    Old episode, I know but I’m on a binge during quarantine and I just wanna say this is absolutely my favourite look from Trixie, it’s so gorgeous.

  • @Jean-jf7gx
    @Jean-jf7gx Рік тому +15

    this fit for trixie makes her look like the sheep villian in zootopia

  • @baileyedwards4530
    @baileyedwards4530 8 років тому +389

    My mom would lean in really close and whisper "if you don't start acting like you've been out in public before I will walk out of this store and beat you in the parking lot"
    I don't think it ever actually happened but I still get chills remembering it

    • @JodiesSideEye
      @JodiesSideEye 8 років тому +49

      Bailey Edwards mine tooo! plus she'd pinch my upper arm fat while saying it lol.

    • @pittlatn
      @pittlatn 8 років тому +30

      Bailey Edwards
      While smiling the entire time, right?? 😅.

    • @kyliel2059
      @kyliel2059 7 років тому +7

      Bailey Edwards my mom would say that but would be grabbing my arm hard af along with it😂😂

    • @decepticonne
      @decepticonne 7 років тому

      Bailey Edwards oh my god I love this Sufjan Stevens song

    • @Moni-ValMar
      @Moni-ValMar 7 років тому +1

      Mine would say when we home you are going to see what is good while pinched me in the arm or the ear

  • @Powhart
    @Powhart 8 років тому +198

    "Welcome to UNHhhh - the show where we fuck up every take, because it's our show, and not producer's" xD

  • @maryphantomhive7310
    @maryphantomhive7310 8 років тому +584

    This video is all I needed to ease the pain of waking up early for school

    • @EhiFlowerMask
      @EhiFlowerMask 8 років тому +1

      Mary Phantømhive YES!

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 8 років тому +7

      Mary Phantømhive the children are literally being schooled

    • @Whoosh355
      @Whoosh355 7 років тому +2

      HeyMyLifeIsLibby didn't jinkx monsoon read you in an episode of Queens reading mean tweets?

  • @oliverdanneels81
    @oliverdanneels81 2 роки тому +14

    7:52 Katy’s just casually foreshadowing Roe vs Wade being overturned

  • @mellowenglishgal
    @mellowenglishgal 4 роки тому +21

    “That do take nerve” - possibly my favourite Katya reaction of all time. Or, “If you can’t help, don’t harm.”

  • @connor7143
    @connor7143 8 років тому +200

    "game on bitch, amniotic fluid" BYE

  • @TheSomeGlitches
    @TheSomeGlitches 8 років тому +62

    "Your not gonna outlive me bitch"
    "Watch me"
    *thworp*
    IM DEAD AND THE WEAVE ON MY DEAD BODY IS SNATCHED

  • @emilybowman5733
    @emilybowman5733 8 років тому +1696

    YES!! Katya looking out for reproductive rights! Didn't think I could love her more. But she's right, people should stand together and get involved!

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 6 років тому +66

      Well at one point during a mean comments segment she said she would randomly go off topic and talk about race relations in america if trixie didnt keep her on topic

    • @Grande-Dame
      @Grande-Dame 5 років тому +23

      @@jonathanredacted3245 and contact.

    • @ekaterinashum3024
      @ekaterinashum3024 3 роки тому +4

      @@jonathanredacted3245 ... or poop

    • @daredevilking1797
      @daredevilking1797 2 роки тому +20

      I have to update you on something we don’t have rights anymore

    • @chrismancari8636
      @chrismancari8636 2 роки тому +9

      yep so much for that

  • @lilyjohnson8066
    @lilyjohnson8066 6 років тому +121

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time trixie interrupts Katya

    • @emilymendoza4544
      @emilymendoza4544 2 роки тому +1

      You’re really trying to be blackout drunk 30 seconds into the video 😂

  • @thefatc0w
    @thefatc0w 7 років тому +324

    Anyone else think that the 2 puppets are leftovers from Season 9 that didn't get used in the puppet mini-challenge and WOW just had them lying around? I'm thinking they are Aja and Farrah

    • @AurmazlZudeh
      @AurmazlZudeh 4 роки тому +4

      I swear one is Franklin from arrested development

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 3 роки тому +2

      These puppets can be bought anywhere online

  • @th0rnhill869
    @th0rnhill869 8 років тому +398

    I have taken a screenshot of every thworp in UNHhhh herstory

    • @zoegribben2952
      @zoegribben2952 5 років тому +36

      ijacksongem PLEASE PLEASE do that. And then make a compilation and put it on UA-cam please!!

    • @Obby004
      @Obby004 4 роки тому +12

      ijacksongem i would like to see this in a gallery

    • @brynnp.4953
      @brynnp.4953 4 роки тому +11

      How do you still have storage?

    • @AurmazlZudeh
      @AurmazlZudeh 4 роки тому

      Dedication sis🙏🏻

  • @cocomomo80
    @cocomomo80 8 років тому +35

    (4:24) Bitch, I fucking lost it at the *SHOE, COKE, EYE, OKAWHAT? Karate*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    The editing team for this show always makes my night a bit more tolerable.

  • @AJ_582
    @AJ_582 8 років тому +99

    HOW IS EVERY EPISODE FUNNIER THAN THE LAST? I keep thinking they can't possibly beat themselves, and they do. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @cashtheblunt6645
    @cashtheblunt6645 2 роки тому +8

    Props to Katya’s parents for requiring some kind of physical activity!!! Everyone needs it for overall health. Especially mental and emotional health.

  • @amasterofone
    @amasterofone 2 роки тому +8

    7:51 hits different in the summer of 2022

  • @haydenmiller4815
    @haydenmiller4815 8 років тому +221

    all tree
    all shade

  • @jerevans9411
    @jerevans9411 8 років тому +76

    When Katya kicks her dad in the trinity. I'm dead.

  • @domo148900
    @domo148900 8 років тому +112

    "Holy Trinity K. Bonet"
    DYING! Why are these so short?!

  • @panpandacakes
    @panpandacakes 5 років тому +50

    7:51 Katya predicted America's future

  • @Name-wt3pb
    @Name-wt3pb 4 роки тому +512

    Katya's baby is Janet.. the planet...
    Anyone watching May 2020??

  • @cydclops
    @cydclops 8 років тому +74

    Editing was pure gold this episode. Thank you.

  • @urdadzbabe6028
    @urdadzbabe6028 7 років тому +130

    Okay but Katya talking about making sure your reproductive rights are not taken away by a monster!! I freaking love her

    • @kateh2893
      @kateh2893 3 роки тому +14

      It was funny when Katya mentioned that she thought she could get her tubes tied early in life "from the jump" when in the U.S. you have to be damn near menopause with a handful of kids already AND your *husband's* written permission. Where does she think she is, somewhere where people with the ability to get pregnant are respected?

    • @QuadElementals
      @QuadElementals 2 роки тому

      @@kateh2893 that's literally not true my sister got hers tied at 21 and my mother at 26

    • @kateh2893
      @kateh2893 2 роки тому +4

      @@QuadElementals how nice for them if that's what they wanted, but that's in no way a common experience for people seeking that procedure.

    • @QuadElementals
      @QuadElementals 2 роки тому

      @@kateh2893 I know it's nice for them but your comment looked like it spoke for all women and I was just correcting that

    • @kateh2893
      @kateh2893 2 роки тому +4

      @@QuadElementals Maybe it would be better for you to know what an average experience is like and what the national problems are before you start dismissing them because you've not experienced them and then also maybe don't feel the need to correct a woman who made a statement that didn't include hedging statements at the start and end of each statement. K, thanks so much.

  • @jackhappens
    @jackhappens 8 років тому +626

    There needs to be a Patreon for this show. I want to pay WOW to produce this show and only this show... and maybe Fashion Ruview.

    • @losingmymind611
      @losingmymind611 8 років тому +56

      BroLaska and Alyssa's Secret tho

    • @jackhappens
      @jackhappens 8 років тому +25

      losingmymind611 Eh. BroLaska is boring as fuck. Alyssa's Secret *tongue pop* maybe.

    • @losingmymind611
      @losingmymind611 8 років тому +7

      jackhappens Pfssh I love BroLaska. Those are the four shows I love from WoW, unless having the queens react to stuff counts as a show.

    • @narutoash1
      @narutoash1 8 років тому +6

      Really I think BroLaska is a lot funnier and more interesting than Alyssa's Secret.

    • @lyonhart5188
      @lyonhart5188 7 років тому +6

      I would 100% donate to a Patreon for this

  • @alainamay8969
    @alainamay8969 2 роки тому +81

    not me watching this the day roe v wade was overturned and listening to katya say, “make sure your reproductive rights are not taken away by a monster” 😳

  • @proboffensive
    @proboffensive 2 роки тому +38

    the way katya warned about the reproductive rights being taken away by a monster back in 2016

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah well Trump did have it on his agenda. And he succeeded.

    • @itsbeebaby
      @itsbeebaby Рік тому +4

      A lot of people saw this coming unfortunately, but a lot of people didn’t believe it would actually happen

  • @liyaozsoyler
    @liyaozsoyler 8 років тому +136

    That Holy Trinity combo destroyed me and i'm still trying to recover from it.

  • @tangofoxtrot40
    @tangofoxtrot40 8 років тому +18

    "Debra what have you done!?" And the the hybrid screaming and cow mooing after hahaha

  • @audacityofagay
    @audacityofagay 8 років тому +140

    I almost threw up from laughing at the last thirty seconds

  • @biancamckay81
    @biancamckay81 3 роки тому +5

    When Katya says "ABSOLUTELY-" I NEVER know what is coming!

  • @ravenhunter6821
    @ravenhunter6821 2 роки тому +8

    7:45 watching this in 2022 after the Roe v Wade draft leak makes that comment hit too close to home

  • @BarbieTano
    @BarbieTano 8 років тому +798

    There wasn't a single contact reference this whole episode omg

    • @karsan412
      @karsan412 8 років тому +97

      Buy A'wesome on iTunes the gay bar "dead daddy on the beach".
      Katya may have lost Contact with reality, but the editors haven't

    • @yungnatobih4314
      @yungnatobih4314 8 років тому +11

      Buy A'wesome on iTunes IM TRIGGERED

    • @Dina-yc7yo
      @Dina-yc7yo 7 років тому +7

      Hyuna, BlackJack, Blink but there was a same parts AND Coco/Alyssa reference ;)

    • @elf2327
      @elf2327 7 років тому +12

      OMG at the supermarket in the top left corner one of the signs is the Contact movie poster... these editors are so freaking sneaky I can't deal...

    • @josephp.1919
      @josephp.1919 7 років тому +3

      Because honey, what you reference, isn't always contact.

  • @MikanBaldmiki
    @MikanBaldmiki 8 років тому +905

    I'm going to Kidnap these two and the Editors and the tie them up in my room. And force them to make me personal videos. I'll be King of UNHhhh.

    • @milosminion
      @milosminion 8 років тому +9

      Ethan Kast S E X U A L
      V I D E O S

    • @MikanBaldmiki
      @MikanBaldmiki 8 років тому

      Marcus Phillips YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @przemisio1
      @przemisio1 8 років тому

      can I join? :3

    • @MikanBaldmiki
      @MikanBaldmiki 8 років тому +1

      ***** Nah, DP isn't my thing.

    • @IDERKAMN
      @IDERKAMN 8 років тому

      It'll finally be your show!!!

  • @BoHista23
    @BoHista23 8 років тому +172

    ok but that fat edit of trixie looks really well done like come through video editors

  • @bel603
    @bel603 5 років тому +14

    1:46 looks like Trixie was getting annoyed that Katya wouldn't believe her! I love their friendship

  • @bbldrake12
    @bbldrake12 4 роки тому +38

    katya’s daughter serving us janet the planet realness

  • @fezmel
    @fezmel 8 років тому +45

    This is the first time I've watched this series; I always skipped over them in my subscriptions. I just didn't know what they were about. Coming to learn that they're literally about nothing... I am so fucking glad that I clicked and watched this video. So glorious.

  • @greta_3742
    @greta_3742 8 років тому +345

    I thought I really wanted to see Trixxie and Katya at dragcon but honestly I wanna see that editor

  • @Shelbert88
    @Shelbert88 8 років тому +53

    "All tree...All shade" DEAD

  • @lisaleuschnerandersen3906
    @lisaleuschnerandersen3906 4 роки тому +152

    Katya is wearing the Same blouse that was my special occasion blouse in 1991...

    • @lilyhanachan
      @lilyhanachan 4 роки тому +4

      this is so tender and cute! ♡

  • @supermomma8134
    @supermomma8134 3 роки тому +10

    0:05 is the best look ever😂😂😂

  • @alissedh
    @alissedh 8 років тому +19

    tj and calvin deserve their own web series

  • @yaliafriat4177
    @yaliafriat4177 8 років тому +71

    I need a 10 hours video of trixie's introducing

  • @cityzenjane2
    @cityzenjane2 8 років тому +312

    You two are literally the only thing that makes sense in my life anymore....

  • @justvibin7964
    @justvibin7964 4 роки тому +66

    This episode predicted Janet the planet

  • @johexxkitten
    @johexxkitten 4 роки тому +744

    I never wanted kids, I’m a straight cis female and I was born without a maternal instinct... when you see In the news that a mother went on holiday leaving her kids alone with 2 cans of soup and a can opener, yeah, that’d be me! I knew from a very young age that I never wanted kids, I refused even to play mummy with dolls. I made my sister cry when I taught her barbie karate and talked her into dropping ken for action man. I just turned 50 in nov and my baby making factory closed forever... as I got closer to mentalpause I did have a few “should I have had kids” panics, but a trip to the supermarket soon put me off that thought.
    My friends often say “what will you do when you’re old?” Erm... go on long fucking trips and not be a burden! Did they really only have kids to be their nursemaid before they croak? Fuck that, I’ll just employ someone.

    • @fionastout-horn8582
      @fionastout-horn8582 4 роки тому +80

      goals

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard 4 роки тому +63

      can you imagine if people actually had kids solely to look after them as old people their kids would leave and never look back before they even turned 18, I feel like wanting your kids to take care of you when you're old is a part of the parental instinct so you can't seperate it from the million other reasons people choose to have kids, if you don't want kids in the first place why would you want them to look after you when you're old anyway, you wouldn't even like them

    • @catie7466
      @catie7466 4 роки тому +78

      my aunt didnt have kids and bc of that she was able to retire at the age of 50 and lives at a beach house and when she's old she has her nieces and nephews plus plenty of $$$$ if she needs someone to take care of her. go live your life girl, you'll be fine and happy.

    • @paige2567
      @paige2567 4 роки тому +70

      Maternal instinct isn’t real according to science!!! You’re not weird or wrong, you just undermined societal pressure!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 4 роки тому +103

      I'm never having children, and I'm sick of society seeing us as selfish. You know what's selfish? Bringing children into a world of suffering just bc you fear your mortality & need to propagate your genetics into an unconsenting life form, and then get your "superiority-kicks" by exerting control over a child for 18 years, as you live vicariously through them.
      People don't realize how selfish & self-absorbed they sound when they say they had a kid, just so they could experience what it's like to be a parent. People seriously throw around the word "mother" with an attitude that this somehow gives them sainthood. You don't get points for pushing a baby out of your vagina, Tabitha!
      They treat it like a club, and everyone with a uterus is expected to join -- or else, they take your woman card. My life is not about fulfilling society's expected & imposed role of me. I'm more than my uterus. My identity is not defined by my attachments, partners, or family extensions. The goal of being a good mother, sister, daughter, wife, girlfriend, etc. is so annoying bc these titles are focused on how well you cater to others. What about catering to my own needs? If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna -- yea you know the rest.

  • @liliar.g.9055
    @liliar.g.9055 8 років тому +30

    Somebody needs to make a compilation of all the UNHhhhhhhhs they've ever said

  • @sarahtonin8708
    @sarahtonin8708 8 років тому +124

    I CANT WAIT FOR THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE

  • @ZoraTheberge
    @ZoraTheberge 8 років тому +108

    Is there a more legendary duo! I'll wait

  • @elysiaaa0895
    @elysiaaa0895 3 роки тому +7

    Katya's laugh is like an old car trying to start during the winter and i stan

  • @crstph
    @crstph 3 роки тому +12

    “if you don’t stay close to me someone will take you and you will never see me again” BRUHHHHH

  • @badbitch572
    @badbitch572 8 років тому +17

    I'll never get over Katyas laugh. Its the best.

  • @THESMOSHTIME
    @THESMOSHTIME 8 років тому +28

    This show kills me and give me life at the same time

  • @paintedbird
    @paintedbird 8 років тому +4

    I lost it at the end! "I'm just happy to be involved" LMAO!

  • @GoogleAccount-pc4nb
    @GoogleAccount-pc4nb 7 років тому +6

    7:58 I died... “I’m just happy to be involved” 😂

  • @typsom
    @typsom 4 роки тому +18

    "will you please give us all your time and attention for no money?"
    "...NO"
    that part fucking KILLS me

  • @iTeacupPanda
    @iTeacupPanda 8 років тому +402

    Katya's thwoorp, arm cross and ninja kick followed by Trixie's comment = Life at its best

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 8 років тому +27

    Watching in 144p is giving me Drag Race Season 1 Realness!!

  • @nashathegleek
    @nashathegleek 8 років тому +54

    it always slips my mind on mondays and Wednesdays that is Trixie/Katya and raja/raven days so its such an amazing feeling when it comes up on my feed

  • @jinxestogoaround
    @jinxestogoaround 8 років тому +5

    YES KATYA SUBTLY PUTTING IN THAT SOCIAL JUSTICE AT 7:50!!

  • @definitelyeverett
    @definitelyeverett 4 роки тому +33

    "i dont know my dad, but i think he lives in Omaha... why are you laughing?"
    i cant im so sorry but its so good

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 10 місяців тому +1

    “Chemical burn from the spiral perm” will literally never not be hilarious 🤣

  • @thejbet1218
    @thejbet1218 8 років тому +26

    I'm still waiting for the day they open up like a UNHhhh phone line so people can actually call in

  • @merpderpyerp
    @merpderpyerp 8 років тому +331

    Calvin: the third member of the show

    • @pretzelfloyd5168
      @pretzelfloyd5168 8 років тому +6

      Tori Farrell yoi what about TJ?😂👌

    • @merpderpyerp
      @merpderpyerp 8 років тому +11

      Pretzel Floyd I mean TJ can be a backup dancer or something but "I'm just happy to be involved" made me want him to be a new addition to the UNHhhh family

    • @pretzelfloyd5168
      @pretzelfloyd5168 8 років тому

      Tori Farrell sounds fair he has them latin moves "dont fuck with TJ"👐😂

    • @merpderpyerp
      @merpderpyerp 8 років тому

      Pretzel Floyd HE'S ITALIAN YOU FAKE FAN 😂😂

    • @pretzelfloyd5168
      @pretzelfloyd5168 8 років тому

      I thought italians where latins too lol😂

  • @DualGrey93
    @DualGrey93 8 років тому +8

    This series is seriously the only reason why I still get up in the morning

  • @tcdolll
    @tcdolll 4 роки тому +9

    3 years late, but... TRIXIES DRESS IS TO ABSOLUTELY DIE FOR AND I NEED IT.

  • @eurovision1012
    @eurovision1012 2 роки тому +7

    Katya “ if you can’t help, don’t harm” honesly alot of parents need to realize this..